Your Deepest Desires

"I have spies in every city in Equestria monitoring every pony and sending us back details about them." Moxxi nods. After a few moments she busts out laughing. "Oh the look on your face is priceless." She grins. "We do have to be able to be true to our client's wishes, and that means putting on the best performance we possibly can. Intel is absolutely crucial for this. So don't worry about asking for somepony who's not famous, we'll still get it right."

After another long few moments of uncomfortable silence Moxxi grins again. "Relax. I'm kidding. Maybe. Does it really matter? You're here trusting us with your deepest inner desire, can you not trust us with your daily routine? We won't tell anypony. If we have that information. Which we may not." Moxxi winks. "Or we may."

"What about pregnancy? Or STD's?"

"How do you make the experiences feel real? Even the setting?"

"I still want to know more about you."

"I'm ready to get down to business."