Your Deepest Desires

"Yes, that is only natural. I know we must earn your trust with our honesty, after what my cousin did in Canterlot." Queen Moxxi nodded her acceptance. "Please, join me in the entertainment lounge and I can tell you our story." She leads you through the small palace, down the carpeted hallways and into a room smaller than the others, though far more cozy. A sparkling fireplace is the only light, casting its warm glow across a luxuriously thick carpet spotted with thick, cushy looking beanbag chairs.

The queen leads you toward a pair of chairs near the fireplace, gesturing for you to take one while she plops herself down across the other. A smaller changeling rushes in with a small tray, carrying two glasses of water and a small plate of crackers to set between you and the queen.

"Thank you, Skotch," Moxxi gives him an affectionate smile.

"You're welcome, Mistress." The little changeling bows to his queen, gives you a bright boyish smile, then turns to race from the room, leaving you alone.

"We've been in Las Pegasus for a few years now," Queen Moxxi launched into her story, swirling the liquid around in her glass with the magic from her horn. "We got here before Chrysalis made her move against the throne, but even back then I could never be entirely sure that ponies would be accepting of changelings living in a major pony city. We've always been viewed as parasites, feeding off of ponies." Moxxi took a small sip of her drink. "It's true of course, but that doesn't make us naturally malicious."

"I've always believed that our relationship could be more mutually beneficial than that. That we needn't manipulate and lie to you to get what we wanted, but that we could set up something that left us both... satisfied." Moxxi cackled under her breath, somehow managing to make even that sound sultry.

"Perhaps hiding our true nature for so long was my biggest mistake... once Princess Twilight Sparkle outed us I was afraid we were going to be run out of Equestria entirely, but somehow kind, open-minded ponies like you came to our aid, and continue to give us your business." Moxxi flashes you a warm genuine smile. "Your lust feeds my subjects and I, your fee goes to making the royal tax collectors happy, and we give everything we have to making your every desire come to life. As I said, mutually beneficial."

"So please believe me, little pony, when I say you can trust me. Tell me what other questions you have, and I will do everything I can to earn your trust. Or we could get to business, and earn your trust in your desires..."

"What about pregnancy? Or STD's?"

"How do you make the experiences feel real? Even the setting?"

"How can you mimic absolutely any pony? What about ones that aren't famous?"

"I still want to get to know you better."

"I'm ready to get down to business."