The New Slaanesh

by AzureDreamer

First published

ALL CHARACTERS ARE 18 OR OLDER.

Twilight doesn't have time to deal with guests, what with all of the paperwork her new role as Alicorn Princess of Friendship entails. So, naturally, she delegates that job to Spike. It's not too difficult; a door-to-door salespony here, a library patron there, the occasional giant talking mass of penises named Kevin.

Except Kevin isn't at the library for Twilight. He's there for Spike. You see, the Avatar of Lust, the Chaos God Slaanesh - Prince of Lust, She Who Thirsts - has gone missing. And Spike has rather surprisingly managed to become her replacement.

Lucky Spike.

WARNING! CONTAINS ANTHROS, TONGUES, GROWTH, FUTA, MACRO, HYPER, AND AN ABSOLUTE SHITTON OF OTHER WEIRD SHIT.

DISCLAIMER: I KNOW VERY LITTLE ABOUT WARHAMMER, WARHAMMER 40K, WARHAMMER FANTASY, AGE OF SIGMAR, OR ANY OTHER RELEVANT GAMES WORKSHOP PRODUCT YOU COULD CARE TO NAME, BEYOND SOME VERY BASIC STUFF TOLD TO ME BY A FRIEND WHO IS INTO IT. PLEASE DON'T EXPECT AN ACCURATE DEPICTION OF THE UNIVERSE OR ANYTHING OTHER THAN SOME WEIRD WISH FULFILMENT BULLSHIT.

Cover art by avante92, and bears minimal resemblance to the content of the story.

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