KARiN's Letter

Dear Mr Volcan,

Enclosed in the large crate is your usual order of Meat Ponies, which I am pleased to say are, as always, in the best condition, top quality, nothing less than what one one of our loyalest customers deserve.

When you tasked us with including something new, something exciting, something no one else on Earth has bought or seen before, my scientists went to work, trying to figure out what to send you. We've gotten far in our research into fusion ponies, in which we take two meat ponies and fuse them into one unique combination of the two, but none of these seemed worthy of the large sum you provided.

Enclosed in the smaller crate is our solution, and special meat pony which we will be unable to recreate for two, maybe three years, meaning that you have the privilege of owning the very first meat pony in a new line, years before its set to release.

Now who is this pony? We here at the factory call her Woona. She is a filly version of Princess Luna. She is about six or seven years old, younger than the usual colts and fillies in our catalogues, and our experts project that if allowed to live, she will grow to be season one Luna in ten years. Woona is a G rated filly, completely innocent and ripe for corrupting. Being an Alicorn, she possesses the ability to digest meat, meaning that you can feed her with her fellow meat ponies if you so wish.

It's all up to you Mr Volcan, whatever you decide to do with her, we here at the Equestria Pony Meat Business look forward to continuing doing business with you.

Sincerely,
KARiN
Factory Director

PS. I am a big fan of your meat pony torture tutorials on your blog, and I do hope the next book in your Meat Pony and You series will be just as enlightening, the right amount of storyline and advice.

PPS. Have you ever considered applying to the factory to write tutorials for us? I can guarantee you a job if you do, our current tutorial writer just doesn't put in the effort, and his work isn't at the quality I require.