What Is Happening To Me
Chapter 3 a foalsitter i dont need a foalsitter and why is there baby furniture in my spare bedroom
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Rarity looked at Twilight and noticed she was yawning. She cooed to her: “Let get you into bed. Cadence won't be here for a while, and I think you want to be wide awake when she gets here.”
The purple filly blushed from embarrassment at what Rarity said, and said to her: “Ok I won't resist this time. I just want to be awake when she gets here.”
Twilight was about to walk into her room, when she was being lifted in the air by Rarity's magic. She just went with it when they got to her room. Rarity put her in her bed and covered her up and gave the filly a kiss on her forehead and said: “Have a nice nap, Twilight.”
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12:00 pm rolled around.
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
The front door to the library did have a hollow voice when someone knocked on the door.
“Come in!”
The door was opened, and a pink alicorn came in. She looked at Rarity and spoke:
“Well, it’s nice to see you again, Rarity. How is Ponyville and Twilight?”
“Well, umm, Princess before she could finish cadence cut her off and said cadence will be fine Rarity continued saying well cadence i think you need to see for yourself she is taking a nap right now Rarity and Cadence went up the stairs to twilights
bedroom and opened the door Cadences eyes got as wide as dinner plates when she saw the sleeping filly twilight started to groan and as she opened her eyes in confusion, she saw Cadence standing over her with Rarity next to her. “Umm... hey, Cadence. How’s Shining Armor?” Twilight said, nervously. “T-t-twilight? W-what h-happened to y-you?” Cadence stammered, clearly scared and confused.
“Here, let me explain it to you.” Rarity said, in a calming tone. After that, Rarity explained everything that she knew. Once that was done, Cadence was slightly less nervous at the time, but still wanted to know how Twilight got a hold of the Poison
joke in the first place. Rarity started to explain that when she got back from canterlot, she went to the everfree to get some tea and came across the flower Cadence than asked why it turned her into a filly and Rarity started to tell her, “It plays a
joke on you when you touch it. You know, kind of like poison oak, but it’s supposed to be a joke. Although, I do NOT
understand how such an atrocity can be referred to as a joke...” said Rarity, explaining a bit more. Cadence stood there
saying, “Well, why do you need a foal sitter? Twilight is capable of taking care of herself, right Twilight?” Said Cadence, looking at Twilight with a smile on her face. “See, Rarity? I told you that i didn’t need a foalsitter!”
“Don’t use that tone with me, young lady! Do i need to rinse your mouth out again?” Twilight shivered at the thought of that horrible taste in her mouth again.
“Rarity! How dare you threaten Twilight like that! She’s just a filly!” said Cadence, in Twilights defense. “Thank you, Cadence.” Twilight said. “It’s alright, Twilight. I won’t put soap in your mouth.” said Cadence in a kind, playful tone. “Alright, I’ll
leave you two here to catch up, while i go sign Twilight up for school.” Rarity said, walking out of the room. Cadence looked at twilight and said, “Why is she signing you up for school?” “Well,” twilight started to say, “My friend rainbow dash came in and saw me, and i told her i was my cousin and Rarity though it would be a good idea to get me in school so that way the FPS doesn't come here to take me into foster care or put me in a orphanage.” said Twilight, explaining her situation to
Cadence a bit better. “Well, that certainly would be a good idea, except you forgot one thing about the whole school thing.” “What?” What happens if the, oh what did they call themselves, oh ye! What happens if the Cutie Mark Crusaders see your flank? Your cutie mark didn’t change at all.” “Oh, i already have that covered. I know a spell that will hide it completely.” said twilight, making a little spark with her horn to demonstrate what little magic she could use. “Well then, at least you have that
covered. But what are we going to tell the princess and your family?” said Cadence, who was clearly worried. “Listen Cadence, all that i do all day is read and learn about friendship. I know ways of, how you say, trickery. You let me handle them, you just act like my foalsitter until the poison joke is cured, and i’m getting a bit tired of Rarity threatening to wash my mouth out which she has done already, and threatening to beat my flank until it glows as red as a apple.” said Twilight,
pointing towards her flank and some apples that were on the counter. “She threatened to do WHAT?!?” shouted Cadence, obviously very angry with Rarity. “oh, calm down, Cadence, she didn’t actually hit me, she just threatened to. But she did wash my mouth out with soap.” “Oh, she is going to pay for that. THE FIRES OF TARTARUS HATH NO FURY LIKE MINE!!!!!!!!!!” “ummm candence, your starting to scare me a little.” “I’M GOING TO-” “CADENCE!” “Oh, I’m sorry about that,
Twilight, I just got carried away a little. Either way, what do you want to do now?” Cadence asked, feeling embarrassed about the outburst, “I want to eat those cookies!” Twilight said, reaching for the cookie jar, when somepony’s hoof stopped her from getting it. “I already told you before, young lady, no cookies until you have eaten your main course!” Rarity said, teleporting out of the room the instant Cadence looked in her direction. All Twilight said was, “Buck me!” “Well, i guess I’ll go find a place to stay while I’m in town.” said Cadence, as she was walking out of the library.
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Twilight went into the kitchen and saw Rarity finishing up the vegetable stew. The next thing twilight knew, she was being lifted into the air by Rarity’s magic. Twilight closed her eyes, shrugged her shoulders, and just went with it. When she was sat down she opened her eyes and saw she was sitting in a highchair. “WHAT THE BUCK AM I DOING IN A HIG-” Twilight tried to
finish before Rarity backhoofed her in the face. “Don’t talk to me like that, little filly! You don’t want momma Rarity to get more angry than she already is, now do you? So, shut the BUCK up, and sit still, and eat. Your. Dinner.” Twilight had no idea what had gotten into Rarity’s system to make her act like this, but she obeyed and ate her food. “Now, would you like a... Cookie?” Rarity asked, her eye twitching slightly. “Umm, okay.” Twilight started to reach for the cookie jar, when the lid closed on the jar. “Remember: Only. Take. One.” Twilight, more scared than ever now, reached in and took one cookie, and
ate it without hesitation. “Good, Twilight. Goooood....” Rarity Twilight ate the cookie. after she did, Rarity came over with a napkin and wiped her face off and took her out of the highchair. “Oh, my! You eat far too fast, darling! Now, let me get you to your room.” “Rarity, i can find my own roo-” As they walked into her spare bedroom, there was baby furniture in there a crib and all. Twilight felt strange being in a nursery wondering why Rarity brought her in there and why there was so much baby stuff in her spare room. “Uh, Rarity?” Hush, little filly, don’t say a word. Momma’s gonna buy you, umm, oh great, how does it
go again? Oh well, go to bed.” Commanded Rarity. Twilight looked at rarity and said, “there is no way i am sleeping in a crib. i don’t you are before she could finish rarity lifted her in the crib with her magic. “There you go, now shut up and go to sleep.” “But it’s 5 in the afternoon! Luna hasn’t even raised the moon yet!” “Oh my Celestia! Your constant complaining is like someone driving large, rusty nails into my head! Now, like I said before, shut the BUCK up and go to bed!” Twilight closed her eyes and pretended to sleep until she heard Rarity close the front door behind her. “Finally! Time to escape!” Twilight had forgotten that her magic was not at it’s full potential, so when she tried to teleport, she teleported outside the window beside the crib, about 15 feet in the air. But just as she was about to fall, Rainbow Dash crashed into her, sending
her back through the window, and into the crib again. “BUCK! Really Rainbow? You just HAD to crash into my window NOW?” She yelled angrily at Rainbow Dash, who was apparently unconscious on the floor. “Oh, this is just bucking PERFECT!!” Twilight screamed, throwing whatever was in her hoof at Rainbow. What she didn’t realize, was that it was a 1.5 foot long piece of broken glass. The glass cut Rainbow’s shoulder a little , making her wake up instantly. “IT,S OKAY, GUYS!” she shouted through the open window, “I Think my spine exploded, but i’m perfectly fine!” “Oh forget it, i give up. I’m just going to have to go to sleep in a bucking crib.” twilight said, now even more frustrated
Wow it sucks to be Twilight right now
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