The MLR/Equestria Shitfest

by ChromaticChaosPony

Rating: mature
Tags: Gore, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dark, Other, Romance, Original Character, Trixie, Sex, Comedy, Big Macintosh, Random, Derpy Hooves, Crossover, Human
Length: 4457

A trollfic for Kyoga and the rest of mylittleremix.com

A trollfic for Kyoga and the rest of mylittleremix.com Don't bother taking this seriously.

Dr. Whooves goes to earth by accident and passes out. When a group of bronies go inside the TARDIS (or whatever that phone booth thingy is called) with Derpy, they wind up in Equestria. From there, things become a mess. With shipping, bad grammar, and OC's, how badly can this go?

(Authors note: This story is no where near complete. Be patient.)

Published 2012-05-29 09:44:03 UTC
Last updated 2012-07-02 00:23:08 UTC

It Begins...

Once upon a tiem, Kyoga was at his house on the uinternetz, whewm (that was supposed to say when) a phone booth crashed through his wall.

“Wghat the fuck?” exclaimed Kyoga.

(Authors note: I have no clue what the hell “Dr.Who is about, so I will not even attempt to give Dr.Whooves dialogue).

Dr.Whooves walked off complainindg. Kyoga then invited all of his brony friends over. Orange Crème, Chromatic (hell yeah, that’s me!) , L:egion, Emp (who happens to be a wizard), and (oh wait, that’s all of the oCs, shit.

(Authors note: Im not using the backspace key, so all screw ups shall stay there)

“Goddamn Chromatic Legion said”. Why do you have to put so many authors notes?”

“Its my story, who gives an fuck?”

“You should have let me write this story Chromatic, it would be so much better…”

“Who are you colts?” asked a gray mare.

The mare had a yellow mane, gray coat, and wall eyes (or whatever the hell to term is). “What am I (that was supposed to say where)”

“Oh myt god, its Derpy!” excalaimed the bronies.

Then, the bronies took Derpy into the phone botth thingy and started interrogating her.

“How did you get her?”

“Are you gay?”

“Shes hot. Lets rape here.”

“Hey, what the hell is wrong with you Legion?” Then, everyone beat the shit out of Legion and he nearly died.

Chromatic accidentaly kicked a lever. “Ow, what the fck did I just hit/”

He then backed into Kyoda, whoknocked over theOrange Crème. Then, the phone booth thongy fell over anf broke the 4th wall.

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” they all collectively screamed.

(Authoirs note: The phone booth thingy laned on my bed, stuff happened, and then it went to Equestria.)

Meanwhile, Dr.Whooveshad just woken up. He had passed out earlier. “What happened?” Surveying the chaos, he noticed that the phone booth thingy was gine. “Fuck.”(Wow, that was out of character.)

Backi in Equestria, Kyoga and the others woke up. “What the fuck happened?”
“I think were still in the phone booth thingy.”
They opened the door and steeped outside. What they saw nesxt was a town full of ponies. As in, My Little Pony Friendship is Magic ponies. “Fuck I’m high.” Said Cghromatic. Orage crème then pulled out 50 kilos of marijuana. “I have more drugs thjan you Chromatic.”
“Wait a second” Kyoga said. “I think that we are in Equestria, and I think that we are ponies!”
“How come everything he just said was spelled correctely by th author? Said a red colt.” He was very large in comparison to the other ponies. “Hi, mah names Big Mac”
“Hello” respondeded everyone except Derpy and Kyoga.

Derpy and Kyoga were looking between big Macs legs. They were trying to see if Big Mac lived up to his name (get it?). Kyoga and Derpy were drooling as they stared. Then, they glanced at each other. Shit, this would be a competition.

Meanwhile, Chromatic was listen to Cannibal Corpse music and headbanging. Ponies who saw him would turn around and say “hs mother must not have loved him…” Legion had recovered from when he had gotten the shit kicked out of him. He then got into a fight with Chromatic. Chromatic and Legiuon vigorousely fought as a dust cloud formed atroyund them. This dust cloud then drifted off towards Canterlot.Orange Crème followed the dust cloud yelling about how much better he was at fighting than Chromatic.

Emp was staring at Derpy’s plot. “Dat ass!” Derpy didn’t even notice, because she was still tryong to see Big Macs cock
“Are you two ok? Youre acting funny” said Big Mac.. He couldn’t tell what they were doping at all. “Ya both need rewst. Follow me to Sweetapple Acres. I’ll let you two crash there. Besides, I have a surpise for yall.”

“Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssss” replied Dery and Kyoga in seductive tones. They despersately wanted to fuck Big Mac. Emp followed them. Emp though Derpy, Big Mac, and Kyoga weer sexy, so he thought he would use his wizard powers to start a giant orgy. “This has to work” Emp said. “If not, I will raep them…”

They all walked off towards Sweet Apple Acres with Big Mac, horny, ad wonderinging what he was planning.

End Chapter One

Why didn't I just stop?

Chromatic and Legion were still fighting, when suddenly the dust cloud of their brawl crashed into teh staue of Discord, and he was freed once again. “Oh fuck, said Legion”. “Yay, I love Discord!” exclaimed Chromatic. Chromatic and Discord then started a giant moshpit in Canterlot.

Meanwhile, Big Mac, Emp and Derpy arrived at Sweat Apple Acres. It was empty for some reason. “Where did mah family go? Asked Big Mac”:

Big Mac then noticed a note on the bar door. Granny Smith died. Applebloom and I are raping the lifeless body. Brb.

“That’s is very unlike mah sister todo something like that…” said Big Mac as he hastily tore down the note and atempteded to hide it. “Looks like we’re are gonna be alone for the time being. Anytghing yoall want ta do?”

“I want to lather you long, erected peni9s with my tounge, swallow every ounce of cum in you, and eat out your ass!” yelled Emp.

“Don’t forget me!”

“I asked first!”

“Hell no, I did!”

“I’ll let you fuck my eyesockets!” screamed Derpy.

Big Mac was confused. He like having weird sex, but with three other ponies? Besides, the only other colt he had ever beene with was Braeburn.

“Ah, umm, have to go buck some apples. Umm, see ya. Eeyup.” Said Big Mac before running off. However, Emp used his wizard powes to teleport Big Mac closer tro them. Big Mac continued running in the opposte direction.

“No, don’;t raep me!”

“Your rexsistance only makes me penises harder.” Said Emp.

Kyoga was confused by that statement. “Wait, you said penises. Was that Chromatic’s third grade grammar, or –“ Kyoga wascut off as Emp summoned tentacles. The tentacles grabbed Derpy, Kyoga and Big Mac all at the sametiem. The tentaels tore off theyre clothing (which consisted of socks, since socks on ponies is sexy). “Damn, my socks!”

Suddenly, the tencles came all over them before entering. All were covered in sweat and semen. What could Chromatic do to possibly make this story any worse? wondered Derpy.

Suddenly, all OC characters in the story became alicorns. “No fucking way!” yelled Kyoga.

Emp was shocked by this change. His tentacles disappeared. “Oh shit.”

All three raep victis beat the shit out of Emp. Emp lived, but only because he was a wizard. They then licked the blood from Emps mangled body and went inside. Poor Emp, forever alone.

Meanwhile, Chromatic and Discord were raising all hell on Canterlot. Legion had sided with Celestia on this one. An epic battle began to take place. Discord caused cotton candy clouds to rain chocolate milks. Chromatic (who is npow an Alicorsn) got into a guitar battle with Luna. Luna was good at shredding, but Chromatic borrowed John Petruccis epic skills momentarily and won. Legion was off having sex with Screwball in a corner. Celestia wasn’t actually doing anything productive. “Its no big deal…”

Outside of Sweet Apple Acres, Trixie found the body of Emp. Recoggnizing him as a wizard, she broungth him with her into the Everfree forest. “Ill nurse him back to health, and then destroy Twilight Sparkle!” cackled Trixie demonically.

End Chapter Too

"Hold the fuck on!" scream Shallow Thought. "You forgot to use my OC in the story!"

"Ok," said Chromatic."I'll get you in next chapter. Just a quick question, do you have a piss fetish?..."

Equestria's Longest Run-on Sentence

*Deep inhale*

Shallow Thought ws also in Equestria wit everypony else even though he wasn't mentioned in the previous chapters much at all, so he decides to has sex with Discord and then Chromatic gets pissed off by this and starts eating Discords intestines as if tey were spaggettee nodles and forcefeds them to Legion, who is still having sex ewith Screwball and meanwhile back in ponyvillle Appleblom and Aplejock are raping Granny Smiths lifeles corpse and getting their fuck on and it would have been hot except Granny smith was dead and necrophila is nt atttrative at all, so please don't make any fan-art of this fic until I say u camn and meanwhile at Sweet Apple Acres, Big Mac had locked himslef in da baseement becase he was affraid he woud get raeped if he went near Kyoga or Derpy, and was slowly fgoing insan, but then Kyoga an Derpy broke the dorr down and ppinned Big Mabc and scream "Oh yeah, its tiem to get our sexy on with Big Mac" and then try to raep him and they gave him a tongue bath and Big Mac was very creeped out, when sudenly Braebure came in and also started to raep Big Mac, but Braeburn is Big Mac's cousin or something so Big Mac was ok with all of it--

*gasp*

-- and had an orgasm so big that Kyoga, Derpy, and Braeburn were all "Blasting off again" and the Celestia heard them and got pissed off because that was the shitiest pokeman referenecne she had ever heard in her imortal life and she lowerred the sun closer to Equestra and things began to burn and then Discord actually fixed this (how out of character) and Equestria was saved temporarily and Chromatic said "Wait, didn't I eat your intestines" but Disocord laughed and said "I'm actually Chjuck Norris" and roundhouse kicked Orange Creme out of existence, but then Chromatic wrote him back into teh story because he is a troll and Chuck Norris got bored and left, but then Orange Creme kept flikering in and out of existence because of teh efects of Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick even though he should notn have been ion this stroy at all but who cares because Chruck Norris is awesomes, and Orange Creme cant speak properly now "I'm st--- tter than you Chro----" but Cjromatic was all like "WTF is he saying" and Orange Creme was then raped by Chrysalis because she need ed lov and Flutershy didnt get to hav sex, dies, but I made a mistake and meant to say Cadence but she is married to Shinig Armor so tey were hasing sex anyways and didn't not dies onhoneyhsbjlhvfgabg;jhfaslvgaeyrfipuaherjighiyaegiguhaekjhojkbgoijaeohguhqerpiguhuiadhbnjkrgse5g4jvgcjhasdnc what the fuck was that sad excuse for a word asked "Ora--- eme" who was still fadinbg in and out of existance oh god, this is more painfuls to read than Twilihgt but then Twilight Sparkle gets pissed at Stephanie Meyer for ruining her reputation and they start an epic war which Chromatic and Disocrd and Scwrewball, Legion and Celestia and Luna, Stephanie Meyer, Twilight Sprackel, Billy Mays, and Trixie and Emp, and Shallow Thought is being ignored so he will be fighting the wars withTewilight since she is best pony (audience sudenly begans giant flame war over best pony) and Legion stciks his horn and wings into Futaloo's urethra and suddenly--

*gasp**deep inhale**cough*

--Braeburn, Derpy, and Kyoga land in the middle of the fighting covered in Big Mac's sticky horse semen and Billay Mays trie to sell as a window cleaner and gets rich and wins the first battle of a long war but now Canterlot is covered in Big Mac's semen and all of the windows in Equestria are clean so what do, then nothing happened for 3 hours and they all sat there drenched in semen until Braeburn said "why don't we swallow all of the semen" but that is not a good idea because it has beeen siting under the hot sun for 3 hours and is probably spoiled but Braeburn ate some anyways, got food poisoning, and was rushed to an nearby emergency room to have his stomak pumped and everypony got sad becuase Braeburn is cool and nothing bad should happen to him and then they all set up war camps around the Everfere Forest and would fight to the death later but then Dr.Whooves came in with a new TARDIS Billy Mays sold it to the U.S of A Military, with Dr. Whooves locked inside and Dr.Whooves was stranded on Earh yet again and unable to fix the mess he made and nopony else noticed this happening could care less, and then Emp and Trixie built a bunker out of the leftover (now hardened) semen and Celstia broke it with magic and the rest of the chapterrer looked like an overloaded Team Fortress 2 server with explosions and fire everywhere and what the bloody hell am I supposed to write for the rest of this chapter oh wait I knot I will write about Shallow Thought, who was working with Twilight to create an apocalypse spell to be revealed in a later chapter but I lied and will reveal it now becuase from the Hasbro space time copyright continuum came the TRANSFORMERS and Optimus Prime started having robot sex with Megatron, which was so unatractive that everypony vomited and went to the emergency room, and then they burned down the hospital when they all recovered and I no longer know how the fucking fuck this chapter is related to the previous ones in any way whatsoever so I should probably consider ending it soon but then Chromatic had to go pee and accidentally pissed on Shallow Thought, who came because this was hi fetisheses and then Chromatic had a boner but ignored Shallow Thouht and started an angry sex orgy and Legion came a penguin and named the penguin Bob but the pengin died because it was in wrong environment and everypony was sad, and they resumed beating the shit out of each other and there was no love or tolerance whatsover and Stephanie Meyer begin to write a sequel to teh season 2 finale of My Little Poy Friendshit is Magig and Lauren Faust got very pissed and inserted her OC into the story on the condition that it doesn't have any sex because that would be going way too far so Faust OC (I don't know its name) killed Stephanie Meyer and removed herself from teh story before they all began having yet another orgy and I think that should just about wrap up this chapter and I can put your OC in the next chapter if you want me too and OH SHIT I FORGOT TO BREATH!!!!!!!!!

*dies*

End Chapter Tree

Things Fall Apart (I definitely didn't rip that off from Chinua Achebe)

"Hey lok, the phone botth thingy is back!" shouted Facade, who's OC is apparently now in the story.

Indeed, the TaRDIS was back, landing on top of Applebloom and crushing her. She died without ever finding her cutie mark. The worst prt is dat nopony ever found the body becauswe the TARDS was on top of it.

"Dafuq? I don't remeber bringing him back here."

"Chrfomatic, instead of complaining, why don't you finish the damn fic. I don't like this thing. My anus is sore from all the buttsecks orgies with Derpy, Big Mac, and Braeburn said Kyoga". Kyoga turned to look at his ass, which was covered in shit, semen, and blood. He vommitewd at the sight of it.

"Was that description necessary?" asked Nico? Yes, he also requested to been added to the story.

"Goiddamnit!!! Too many fucking OC's! I can't think!" Chromatic then ran towards the TARDIS at full speed. He contemplated wether or not writing this story had even been a good idea. After all, it currently had twelve dislikes and everty sentence hads misspelled words and poor ghrammar. And the amount of OC's in the story was too damn high! There was only one thing to do...

"Fuck this. I'm going to unwrite this fanfiction!"

"WHAT??!!!!"

Before anypony could further reacted, Chromatic leaped into the TARDIS and slammed it shut.

"Whoa!" The interior of the TARDIS was gigantic. "It's smaller on the outside!"

*facehoof* "What's going on in here?" called out Dr.Whooves. "I don't remember letting anyone in here."

"You mean 'anypony'."

"Oh, rig-- HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA!!! Any-pony. This planet is great..."

"I need your help with something, weird pony dude person. Who the hell are you anyway?"

"Well, I'm the Doctor."

"You're a medic? Where the hell have you been? It's a warzon out there!"

"Wait, I meant--"

Chromatic and Dr. Whooves then dragged the TARDIS to the edge of the Everfree Forest. The war described in previous chapters had only gotten worse. Billy Mays had aquired the Shit Bazzooka and was blasteding everypony with fecal matter at mach pi. Orange Creme was shot point blank. His head became a splatter of cerecral chunks and mannure across the landscape. Unfortunately, Rarity happened to be standing 20 feet behind him and was covered in the gory reamans. She screamed so loudly that Shallow Thought's ears began to bleed. He becam disoried and ran full force into Luna, who tripped. Her horn impaled Big Mac's ribcage. He let out a paned grunt and fell over.

"See Doctor, they need help"

"But I'm no--"

"get out there!"

Dr. Whoove had no idea what da fucxk he wa supposed to do. "Commense CPR?" He tried to do CPR on Big Mac, and broke several ribs in the process. Big Mac would not be able to buck apples during apple season, AND THAT IS THE BACKSTORY TO APPLEJACK BEING OVERWORKED DURING APLLEBUCKING SEASON!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"What the fuck kind of doctor are you? He nearly died!"

"I told you, I'm not a doctor, I'm the Doctor."

"Oh. You mean the timelord dude?"

"Well, yes. But--"

Suddenly, Chromatic was attacked by Legion and they started having angry sex, IN PUBLIC! (I demand pics of this.) Dr. Whooves decided it better not to comment and sneaked towawards the TRDSI. However, it was gone! "Oh dear..."

Meanwhile, Emp and Trixie were inside of the TARDIS. "I bet this is an magic phione booth thingy "thingy.

"The Great and Powerful Trixie thinks that this might help us end the reign of Celestiuh".

They began to press random buttons and giigggle hysterically. Suddenly, the TARDIS fell sideways and broke the 4th wall again. "Wut wuz dat?"

Chromatic and Legion were in one of the rooms of the TARDIS having angry sex. "I'm going to raep you!"

"Not if I raep u first!"

"What the fuck!" shouted Trixie. "It's not wha--"

"Nopony has angry sex and doesn't include The Great and Powerful Trixie!"

"uh-oh"

Trixie proceededed to rape Emp, Chromatic, Legion. She tore off there socks, held them down with magic, and began to suck all three of their dicks at the same time. This of course, is a violation of bro-code.

"No Trixie, one at a time..."

"ug glu uu ug sluurrp)"

"I can't understand her when her mouth is full." said Facade.

"Oh boy, another OC. Could I have made this fanfiction any worse?"

Suddenly the TARDIS opened to a wheat field. "Where the hell is this?" Then a gruff mans voice shouted "THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Oh Celestia, no."

By the time they had returned to the TARDIS, Fegelein and Hitler were arguing inside of it. "Fegelein, Fegelein, Fegelein!!!" shouted Hitler. For some reasoin, there were captions translating what they said.

"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

To be continuued...

End Chapter Four

The Plot Thickens!

Hitlker was shouting about Fegeleins antics in Germanicismish inside of the TARDIS still.

"Damn, my dick hurts from all dem hoes..." groaned PrinceWhatevereer, who requested to be in the story.

Chromatic facehoofed so hard that he became unconcious, and his body slumped to the floor. When Chromatic woke up, nothing was different... except thet Datcord was now in teh TARDITIS. The combonation of Fegelein and Discord in the same rom was to intense and it began to shit marshmalows form underground clouds made of pubic hair. Facade began to eat the marshemellows. "This is only a little tasteless!" exclaimed Facade sarcasticicallally.

In an effort to put a literal pun into the title of the stroyyy, CelestiA got ass implants. Her plot was now larger than Luna's moon (did you se wat I did there$).

Then Kyoga got a boner and tried to rape Celestia and Big Mac, but missed. His erected dick lands inside K3WRO's OC's anus. Fuck my live, another oC!? Then Beat Match gots a bonner. He bent over and started to suvk his own dick. Suddenly, he ejaculated into his own mouth and began to choke on semen.

"Noooo! Youre not supposed to die until chapter 6!" scream Chromatic as he tried to perform CPR. However, he should have used the himeleck maneuvor instead. Thus Beat Mach died of chocking and internal blood loss. All because he tried to blow himself.

"We can't just leave him out of the story. He mighted be a OC, but he didn't even get a full chapter yet." argued Kyoga.

"Wait, I know.."

Meanwhile at Bronycon...

"Oh man, this is way better than that Lyra plushie. An actual stuffed pony! Just like the ones on the show, only a different color. Probably someone'sd OC."

"Dude, why does it smell like formaldahyde?"

"Eww, you damn clopers. Fucking furries. GTFO! You are ruining the fandom."

Note: If you are a brony who doesn't tolerate furries or cloppers, then how are you loving and tolerating? I think that even though this story is a mess, there is a moral to be learned. Love and tolerate. Or at least tolerate. I get tired of those bronies who hate you if you are in that weird part of the fandom. A true brony won't hold something silly like r34 against you. Just a thought.

Also note: Tolerate doesn't mean you have to join them, but it does mean that you shouldn't hate them. They're just different from you. Give them a break.

Also note: I do not endorse necrophilia. If you or someone you love has died, don't rape them.

Now back to the actual story...[

"Hey Chromatic, do you think that Tiarawhy is really going to enjoy that plushie?"

"I used lot's of formaldahyde and lysol. In a week, it should smell good as new. Or old, I gues..."

"Hey wait a second, you didn't ask for my permission to add me to teh story!" obkjected Tiarawhy.

"Fuck..."

Before a lawsuit could be filed, Chromatic got into teh TaRDIS with all of the OC's except Tiarawhy (including the now dead Beat Match). "I can't get sued by Tiaeawhy, I love his/her works.

"Are you fucking kidding me Chromatic! Tiarawhy is obviously a- well. Fuck, I've never met the person. I don't even go on Tumblr that much except for clopping." said Emp.

"I can't see it." said K3WRO.

"See what?"

"The fuck I was supposed to give."

Note: K3WRO is now dressed as 60s spiderman.

...

"Seriously?"

1 horribly overused meme later...

"Ponies in socks!"

"Damn you, you're delaying the plot deve,lopement!!!"

Another horribly overused meme later...

"What does the scout have to say about the number of dislike this fic will have when it's finished?"

"It's over 9000!"

"Goddammit!!!"

Yet another horribly overused meme later...

Since Chromatic was tired of seeing the same memes appearing everywhere, he decided to time travel back to the date the first chapter was written. His new goal was simple: prevent himself from ever writting this fanfiction.

"Wait a secxond, why can't yoy just cancel the fic and delete it?"

"I have an obligation to all of my haters out therwe." *subtle wink to people who hit the dislike button*

"But Chromatic, you hit the dislike button. You were the first person to dislike this fic."

"AALALALALLALLALALALALAALLALA IM NOT LISTENING!!!!"

Before Deep Thought could onject, Facade hit a button and the TARDIS went back in time.

:"Wghat the fuck Facade! I was supposed to hit the button. Are we having an identity crisis?"

"is acually Dolan."

'FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

2 "I'm getting bored of these memes, where is the damn story?" later...

Derpy just happened to be raping Big Mac in a corner when Big Mac broke out of his hoofcuffs. Unforunately, he tripped on a book that Twilightb had been reading. He flew through the air, and landed on Kyoga, who proceeded to rape him. Derpy joined again. Seemews poor Big Mac is doomed to be a sex slave to Derpy and Kyoga.

Trixe and Emp, who were turned on by this, began sexuical intercourse.

Nico hasn't has sex yet dies.

Legion and Chromatic decide that the stopry has too much sex and too little drugs, so Chromatic pulls 100 kilos of weed out of his back poscket and they both get high. However, 3 kilos of the weed were laced with PCP...

"Uh-oh" said Deep Thought, realizing that they might have a bad trip and kill everyone. "I have to help them!"

Deep Thought gave them Vodka to counteract thew drugs and it didn't work.

End Chapeter 5

Everypony Dies

"Fuck dis siht! I qwit the fandom!" yelled Facade.

"Lol, doche."

Facade had his work copied by an artist he had previous collab with. Now that I mentoned that, he got trolled so bad.

Meanwhile, Kyoga and Derpy was buttraeping Big Mac in the back of the TARDIS.

"Keep it down, I'm trying to teim traveld. said Chromatic"

Suddenly, Kyoga ejaculated and a stream of sperm landed on a controll panel thing. It burst into flames.

Oh fuck"

Everyone jumped out of the TARDIS as it exploded. K3WRO died in the explosion. Nobody gave a fuck because he was dressed as 60s Spiderman.

"Where the fuck are we?"

The room was dark, damp, and otherwise depressive. The walls were lined with the heads of dead foals and guitars made from the bones and flesh of past ponies.

"Hey look, we're in my room 20 min before I start writing the fic." said Chromatic.

Suddenly, Emp gives Belgerum the bedroom eyes. In ten seconds flat, they are having sex on Chromatic's bed. Chromatic didn't give a fuck.

We need to simply talk to myself before I write the fic. Nothing can go wrong.

"Stop! Chromatic, what have you done?" exclaimed Doctor Whooves.

"Lolfag"

Chromatic threw Doctor Whooves onto the bed, where he vanished into the mess of tentacle sex between Belgerum and Emp. He got raeped.

The tentacles began to engulf the room, pulling in Derpy, Big Mac, Kyoga, Facade, Wu Long Cha, Indigo sectrum, Deep Thought, Legion, Trixie, and every other living OC.

Everypony gets raeped.

Suddenly, past Chromatic walks in. "What the actual fuck?"

Past Chromatic commited suicide.

"NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

Chromatic and every OC was wiped from existence ityself.

They all died.

Did you hear that? Everypony died!!!!

They fucking died!!!

Do you feel any better for reading this?!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The End