Joel, The Element of Badassery

         Joel was not what one could call "ethically well rounded" or "intelligent", but had a hell of a reaction time, which made up for the other two.  Anywho, Joel decided to budget his money. Rusty Shackleford would go towards random shit he wanted, and Joel would go towards not so random shit he needed (rent, Friday night's dinner).

         With the rest of the day free, Joel decided to go to the store. He asked around and found that he could jet good deals at WoonaMart, a supermarket, not more than 2 miles away. With a heaving sigh, Joel began the shittiest adventure of his life. Within 15 minutes he was there, thanks to simple teleportation spells that were short distance, but easy to cast, which is what really mattered.

         When he entered WoonaMart, he immediately noticed the smell. The type of smell that's from China and new things. He lifted a basket with his magic and trotted along at a steady pace, ready to get rid of the Rusty Shackleford half of his budget. As he traversed the rows upon rows upon rows of things from Poinikea,he noticed something. He would probably be given the houses guest room, which was a barren room, devoid of anything interesting or worthwhile. He pulled down a few cheap furnishings and continued looking around.

         One package of Swedish meatballs later, Joel was done, and fucking exausted. He walked up to the register payed with his bits, and got his ass home. When he got there,he began work on his bed, bedside table, dresser, shelf and meatballs. It was going to be a long day.