Joel, The Element of Badassery

          Joel was awoken by Vinyls rumblings in bed (couch).

          "Ugh. What time is it?" Joel said getting to his hoofs. He came face to face with a grey pony with a a cup of coffee, and a dissatifactory look sprawled across her face.

          "10:58 to be exact." She responded to the rhetorical question. In a split second reaction, Joel let out a womanly scream, waking Vinyl up.

          "Unhg," She mumbled "What?"

          "Uhhh, I ment there's an intruder," Joel said boldly. "I'll save you!" Joel reached for his MORS, ready to bust the fucking brains out of the bitch, when some magic began to interfere withe his quickscope.

          "Joel, babe, calm down." She said, sleepily and sexily. "This is Tavi. Tavi, this is Joel." She finished licking Joel's neck.

          Tavi shuddered. "That's Octavia to you." She said putting a hoof to her chest. "Did you finally find someone to go out with? You don't have many preferences, do you?" She said, directed directly at Joel.

          "She pushes all my buttons..." Joel responded slyly

          "Just as you do mine..." Vinyl said with the same tone as before, resting her head on her lovers flank. "Come lay with me babe..."

          Joel got back onto the couch, stained with their juices, and snuggled with the DJ, kissing each other all over.

         "Just adorable. That SOB better pay the rent, or he's out." Tavi said, than turning around timing her chello for her next concert, this afternoon. After about 15 minutes of this, she stood up and left.

          "How will you pay for the rent, babe?" Vinyl asked. "With you here, it's now..." She did some quick calculations in her head. "256 bits per month, per resident."

        "Don't worry; I've got a plan." Joel said.

        "I love it when you talk like that..." Vinyl said, than continued the kissing.