Chaos and Kindness 2: A Little Touch Of Chaos

by Sapphire One

Rating: teen
Tags: Discord, Screwball, Slice of Life, Main 6, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Alternate Universe, Other, Romance, Fluttershy
Length: 1755

Ah, the chaos of parenthood. Discord love chaos and Fluttershy. Right? So what happens when the happy couple get fluttershy's birthday wish?

Fluttershy's birthday wish comes true. Soon they'll have a couple of rambunctious little pieces of chaos running around!

(lightly brushes the topic sex, but not enough so that I should put a tag on it. If you feel like there should be a tag on it, tell me please!)

Disclaimer: all characters belong to their respective owners, and Zany belongs to DisneyFanatic!

Published 2015-09-13 19:00:01 UTC
Last updated 2016-06-09 03:36:19 UTC

A chaotic and surprising day

Chaos And Kindness: A Little Touch of Chaos

“So what do you want for your birthday, my dear?” Discord asked, content to make her wish his command.

“I’ve been wanting this for a little while now, but, I think that this is the right time. I want to have a…”

“What was that dear? I didn’t quite catch that.”

“I would like to have…”

“One more time.” He said leaning closer.

“I.. I want to have a foal.”

Discord didn’t respond.

“I--it’s OK! Really, if you don’t want a family then I won’t force you into this, I promise I won’t feel bad if you say-” Fluttershy was cut off by Discord’s lips meeting hers in less than a second.

After what could have been a full minute, they broke apart.

“D-Does that mean…”

“Anything for you my dear. Anything at all.”

And with a snap of his talons the two disappeared, leaving the cake uneaten.

*********************************V***************************

Discord’s eyes fluttered open to reveal the usually sight of his wife sleeping soundly beside him.

Once again Discord closed his eyes and this time connected his dream with hers.

The dream was very, chaotic.

“My dear! I absolutely love what you’ve done with the place! It’s so chaotic and beautiful! But the best part is right in front of me.” He purred to Fluttershy.

“I thought we were in your dreamscape this time.” She answered.

“No, not this time. I woke up first.”

“Oh well, must be one of my more crazy dreams I guess,” Fluttershy simply shrugged it off and followed the love of her life.

The dream was at first full of cotton candy clouds and chocolate rain. The dream suddenly dissipated into the scene right before Discord proposed. Everything was exact. Even the dress was in amazing detail.

“Ah, I remember this night. One of my favorite ones.” Discord sighed dreamily.

“Yes, it is one of my favorite ones too. Ooh! It’s even the same song we danced to!” Fluttershy said delight, “Well, what are you waiting for? Let’s dance!”

The two danced and danced not even caring if it was a dream. As Discord dipped Fluttershy, about ready to kiss her, but, suddenly a sharp ringing sound shock the dreamscape.

“Oh, really! Come on! I believe that’s the alarm clock. Sorry dear,” Discord apologized.

“It’s okay, honey. I need to get to the spa anyways for my weekly treatment with the girls.”

“In that case, wakey wakey sleepy head!” He teased playfully as he snapped them out of the dreamscape. Yawning, Discord shut the alarm clock off, and ate it with a loud crunch.

“Morning beautiful,” Discord flirted through a mouthful of alarm clock.

“Stop eating our alarm clocks you silly goat!” Fluttershy giggled.

“What? It’s a quick, and easy breakfast! That’s somewhat logical,” he said still crunching on his so called breakfast.

“Logical?! Okay! Changeling check! What is my favorite homemade dessert that only you can bake?” She asked michifly.

“Too easy, dump cake!”

“Okay, all clear.” Fluttershy said sarcastically. as she walked upstairs to get ready.

“Aren’t you forgetting something?” He asked.

“What could I be forge-?” She didn’t get to finish as his lips met hers when she turned around.

“Let’s get ready. I’ve got to go help Tia with somethings.”

The two headed upstairs to the bathroom, Discord flossed his fang with cotton candy, washed his mouth with chocolate milk, and combed his mane with a rock. While Fluttershy brushed her hair, she had a strange headache form.

“Dissy, can you get me some tylenol? I think I might have a little headache.” SHe admitted

“Sure, here you go.”

Fluttershy glanced at the clock and started to finish her morning routine. She took the small pill, and kissed Discord goodbye, and went to her spa treatment.

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“My goodness Aloe! Is this a new recipe? If so, it feels so good!” Rarity asked, sinking lower into the tub.

“Yes! I’m so glad that you noticed! Lotus and I founded it last week! So how are the ELements of Harmony doing? Any new monsters?” Aloe asked, lightly joking on the monster part.

“No, no new monsters, yet at least. We’re all doing fine! And Fluttershy’s birthday was a few months ago!” said Twilight.

“Oh? And what did your new husband give you?” Aloe asked content to find out.

A furious blush came shooting across her face.

“Let’s just say, that I had a little fun that night.” She said quietly.

Twilight put two and two together and quickly changed the subject.

“How was your honeymoon? I heard that you went to a planet called Gallifrey! Amazing! And those pictures! To die for! Did you happen to bring any of those silver leaves with you?”

“N-no, oh, my. I think I’m gonna…” Fluttershy’s face turned a light green, as she rushed to the bathroom.

Twilight ran to go and check up on Fluttershy.

She had just walked out of the bathroom.

“I think I’m Ok Twilight. I’ll just go on home and-” Fluttershy fell sideways and onto the corner of a table. Everything was just a blur.

Twilight sent a fast scroll to the Princess and rush Fluttershy to the hospital.

Discord was there seconds after she was.

“What happened? How did this happen? Please? Somepony tell me what is wrong with my wife?!”

“Relax Discord, she just hit her head. I just brought her here to see if she has a concussion,” Twilight stilled the worried Draconequus enough for him to sit down in a chair. Half an hour later a tall brown stallion walked out into the waiting room.

“Yes, are you Mr.Chaos?”

“Yes, now where is my wife?! Is she okay?!” The draconequus demanded.

“Ah, Ms-”

“Mrs. I married her a few month ago.” he said impatiently.

The doctor rolled his eyes and continued.

“Mrs. Chaos is well, and is in room 199b and-”

Discord ran to the right hallway, ignoring the glares from the nurses, and opening the door.

“Dissy! I’m so glad to see you!” Fluttershy said as a nurse stepped away from her.

“Fluttershy! What happened? Why is there a bandage on your head?” Discord asked gingerly touching the white gauze.

“I’m fine. I just got a dizzy spell, and it sent me into the corner of a table.” She explained.

“I have your charts Fluttershy, and it seems like you can go home now. Avoid getting too much soap it that wound Fluttershy. You take care now.”

The doctor reach for her hoof and gingerly kissed it. After three seconds, Discord yanked the doctors tail back. “Hey, I’m going to be perfectly clear. I married her, a few months ago. That means hooves off.” He hissed venomously.

“Jeez, okay. Any way, all that you need to know is with Fluttershy and in that folder. Fluttershy, I haven’t told him yet, so I saved you the liberty to break the big news!” He grinned.

Discord just rolled his eyes and teleported them home.

“Tell me what? What did he mean?”

“I, well, we are getting my birthday wish.”

“Huh?”

“I’m expecting.”

“Huh?!” Discord repeated.

Fluttershy rolled her eyes.

“I’m pregnant, you’re going to be a father. We’re having a foal.”

After about a full minute, Discord fell backwards into a full on faint.

The (Grand)parents reaction (fun chapter)

Discord's vision blurred, then came into focus,then blurred again. His eyes finally came into focus, but he saw that he was in a hospital room.

"Fluttershy, how'd I get here?" Discord asked to no one in particular.

"Sorry Mr. Chaos, I'm not your wife. I'm going to assume she told you, right?"

"I'm going to become a father," Discord sighed dreamily.

The doctor sighed," three, two, one."

"I'M GONNA BE A FATHER!!!!" Discord sat straight up and teleported to his wife.

"FLUTTERSHY! WE'RE GONNA BE PARENTS!!" He yelled when he got home to Fluttershy.

Fluttershy gave Discord a displeasing glare that told him that he was being way too loud.

“Sorry, but we’re going to be parents! We must send the letters out at once!”

Fluttershy gasped, “you’re right! I need to tell everypony else too!”

“Let’s tell our parents first,” Discord said thinking.

“That’s probably best. Considering you and my dad aren’t the best of friends,” Fluttershy said sheepishly.

“Well, let’s get started,” Discord said conjuring up a piece of parchment and a quill for each of them.

“Dear mom and dad,

“me and Fluttershy have some very exciting news. Meet us at Fluttershy’s parents veterinary clinic in Manehatten to find out.

love, Discord.”

“Done!” Discord announced, “It’s probably better if we talk face to face though, so I told my parents to meet at your parents’ clinic,” Discord said quickly.

“Well, there’s no reason to send this then,” Fluttershy said tearing the parchment in half.

With a snap of his talons, Fluttershy and Discord were in her parents vet clinic. Customers staring at them, well, most at Discord.

A stallion shouted at them.

“Miss, take your pet and head to the back of the line!”

Big mistake buster, Discord thought to himself.

“Excuse me? Pet? I think you owe my husband an apology buster! And this is my parents clinic! I have a right to go and see them right now, so if you’ll excuse me!” she said with a huff as she flew away.

The stallion looked at Discord with a 'what did I do' face.

Fluttershy flew straight through the door to her parents examination room.

“Mom! Dad!” Fluttershy exclaimed as she trotted up to her parents.

“Fluttershy! Discord! It’s been a little bit! Discord, how’s it hangin’?” Honey Cloud hugged her daughter and asked Discord.

“I’m up here Honey Cloud, and, Fluttershy wants to break the big news!” He said hanging down from the ceiling.

“Discord, you never fail to surprise me, so, you wanted to tell us something?" Honey asked full with curiosity.

A sudden pop and Wolfie and Ziyana teleported into the clinic examination room.

"Honey! Ocean! How's the clinic? And son! Fluttershy! you wanted to talk to us?"

"Yes, in fact, since Fluttershy is the one who made me faint because she told me, she's going to be the one that breaks the big news, Fluttershy, they're all yours," Discord said, nodding to them.

"Thanks, sweetie. Anyways, you know how my birthday was a few months ago? Well, I wished that night, for a baby. What I'm saying what happened is, that I'm pregnant. All of you are going to be grandparents!"

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