Just A Typical Day

by TheOnionKnight69

Mixed Messages!

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"Great! He's done it! Alas, my laboratory is back in working condition..."

Doctor Whooves proclaimed, getting alerted from his hoofwatch that beeped and chimed loudly. Thus discovering that the dirty deed was done, and his lab and its energy was re-activated. The good doctor had been waiting patiently in the deep recesses of the Everfree Forest, sitting on a tree stump. The dark night slowly approaching rapidly while the sun set, for it was nearly an end of to a long, harsh day.

"Right then, I better get to it!"

He cheerily said as hopped off the stump and proceeded to return back to the lab...A certain black and white zebra stopping his journey through the forest.

"You there! Colt who helps the human, stop your aid to avoid the danger you've acumen! You want to help him with his past, but doing this will ensure peace will not last..."

"What the? What are you trying to tell me, Zecora? I shouldn't help Orion?"

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"Twilight please, I promise I can explain everything with a reasonable explan-"

"Orion and I are in love!"

...My attempt to redeem myself is immediately halted while Derpy decides to interrupt me; Her hooves locked around my neck and forcing me against her chest. I decide to then listen to her heartbeat while an infuriated Twilight Sparkle begins to huff loudly...My face stuffed against Derpy's chest, these breasts being such a comfy and soft pillow...

"Uh! That's impossible! Orion would never fall in love with a Mailmare...Let alone one with a crosse-"

"Woah, a little uncalled for, Twi!"

Rainbow Dash boldly says, interrupting her purple friend before she could bring up Derpy's crossed eye...Dash then gives me a long hard stare, and trots up to speak her mind. At this point, I was nervous as fuck, and ready to pass out from embarrassment...But I couldn't take the coward's way out...

"Listen Twilight, I've known Orion just as long as you have...Well actually not as long, but regardless! This human has a lot of room in his heart, and I for one can't get mad at him if he wants to share it with one more mare! I've flown with Derpy Hooves on multiple occasions, and I can say that I know this ditzy mare like the back of my hoof. This mare knows what she's getting into...Heh, or more likely, what's getting into her! "

To my surprise, Rainbow Dash was actually defensive toward me, and took my lovely gray mare's side. I then get two hugs, both pegasi coming close to put a hoof on my shoulder, one mare topless and one mare with shiny silver armor. I then nuzzle against both mares, Dash giving me a quick smooch on the cheek and a cute wink.

"Thanks, Rainbow Dash! I'm sorry if I'm causing a problem...I don't want any trouble from you mares, I just want Orion to know how I feel."

Derpy sighed, putting her hoof through my hair and giving my forehead a warm, moist kiss! This lovely action causing Twilight to get ency again...Her hoof stomped to the floor as she began to clear her throat.

"Hmm...I suppose I can't get mad if it is true love...But if it's just a quick buck then you and I have some SERIOUS talking to do!"

"Twilight, you can't just make a claim like that, silly! How can you decide if they love each other? It's not like there's some sort of guaranteed way to prove it!"

Pinkie Pie giggled, hopping in mid-place while an idea sparked across Twilight's mind; A sinister grin along with a quick chuckle sealing my fate and making me a bit nervous...This mare knew something...

"That's it! The solution is...Mare's Milk! If you two really feel the same way about each other, then hormones in Derpy's breasts should create a substantial amount of milk...But of course, you can only drink this "Mare's Milk," if you feel the same love towards Derpy! Think you could do it, Orion?"

I think about it long and hard before coming to a rational idea...Fuck no!

I really don't want to fail in front of all these mares...If I can't drink her milk, then Derpy will hate me forever! If by some miracle that I do get some milk, Twilight will probably never let me sleep with her again! I have to get out of here, I have to say something!

"I...-"

Yet again, my opinion is cut off only one word in...This time Rainbow Dash stopping my claim instead of Derpy.

"I bet'cha three bits Derpy can feed Orion! Any takers on this friendly bet?"

"Ooh! I'll take a piece of that action, Dashie!"

"Seeing how it is friendly...What the hay! I'm game!"

...In less than a minute, ponies are betting and making some sort of competition out of this...The only mares betting against Derpy being; Twilight, Rarity, and Fluttershy...

All eyes on Derpy and I while the gray mare sat upright, giving my head one hell of a hug! I stare up at her while she hugs my head, forcing my face to rub against her soft, breasts.

"D-Derpy...I don't know if I can-"

"Shh, don't say a word...Lemme feed you, Orion...I promise you, everything will be fine."

With one interruption and a seductive statement, I was ready to get this shit over with...Either I was gonna fuck up here and now, or live life to regret wondering how it would've been different...

I close my eyes and lean closer to the giggling mare, her beautiful breathe bringing me comfort while I put my lips on her left nipple. Time stands still while her hoof rustles my hair, this being the moment I began to forcefully suck her teat. At first I feel foolish, but after a couple of seconds, I find this a bit of a turn on...

"He's going for it, Twilight! Think he'll actually pull it off?"

"No, Rainbow Dash, I don't...I know that deep down in Orion's heart, he loves only a hoof-full of mares and-"

Mghmmm...Mhmmm!

My loud sighs and exclamations silence Twilight mid sentence, the whole lab growing quiet while I proved a certain somepony wrong.

I took big mouthfuls of the warm thick beverage that flowed in constant amounts...It took me a while before I realized that I could drink as much of the vanilla milk as possible!

...This leading to an embarrassing display of loud gulps and constant slurps...Dear God, I was in heaven! Derpy even lied down, grasping my head tightly while I continued to feed more and more off her. I didn't know I was able to breast feed off these mares, but I sure do wish I would've known sooner. I open my eyes while I begin to take constant big gulps, observing the beautiful blush of the mare as she fed me.

*GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *NGUULP*

"Oh...Hehe! Don't drink so fast, silly...You'll get a tummy ache! Just slow down and take small gulps...Mhmm, yeah...Just like that!"

Derpy sighed out, her breathe slowing down and gaps coming to a stop...I suppose I had gotten a little carried away. I couldn't help it though, I loved feeding off this mare, I hadn't eaten breakfast or lunch today...Until now! I quickly take my lips off her left teat, and then decide to drink from her right breast...This causing Derpy to giggle and give a long moan for a whole minute. I made sure I drank from both of her breasts, constantly switching teats every couple of gulps...

Mnghmm...Mmmwah!

...I finish gulping down my last mouthfuls of milk before unlocking my lips from Derpy's left nipple...A beautiful smile spread across her blushing face while she gives my head one last, big hug. The awkwardness ascends while the only sounds heard were from my special somepony as she giggled...I turn my head to face the mares, mouths and eyes wide open, in disbelief.

"See? I told ya we were in love! Now can we be together?"

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"W-Well I suppose...We have enough room in the castle...If you want to move in..."

Twilight nervously sighs, meanwhile the other mares nod and hoof over their bits to the winning ponies. Rarity, Twilight, and Fluttershy, all had to pay up, none too harsh of a deal, as it was only three bits...I then turn towards Derpy, to give her mane a good pet...

"Heh, let's get that skirt and shirt on..."

All the mares had a blush on their face while I made sure my gray mare's clothes were snug and on tight. I pull up her panties and skirt, snapping on her bra and pulling down her bright blue tank top...My lovely mare giving a cute giggle and a smirk before hopping off the table. This is when the mares begin to leave, everypony in the lab attempting to leave...My only question being...WHERE THE HELL IS THE DOCTOR!?

"I get to stay with Princess Twilight and her friends!? Wow! This is so exciting, Orion! Thank you, thank you, thank you!"

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"Now, can't you see, Doctor? The clearer his past becomes, closer comes the proctor...The mystery mare of pink, more and more danger growing while you think. Is it worth helping your friend, if it brings Ponyville closer to the end?"

"No time for this rubbish and rhyming! Who is that pink mare and what's so dangerous about her? Why is she attached to Orion's subconscious?"

Doctor Whooves questions loudly, staring down at the cauldron located in Zecora's Hut. The green liquid soon forming a visual display of Screwball, a pink mare with swirly purple pupils...An evil grin spread across her face while Ponyville was shown on fire and in distress.

"It is the wicked spawn of Discord, master of trickery and ultimately, the chaos lord...I fear I know not why she is linked, but only that Orion could cause ponies to go...Extinct."

"No offense, Zecora...But this only raises more questions than I already had..What am I supposed to do? Deny Orion of his memories just because of something that MIGHT happen?"

Doctor Whooves said with a smug look on his face, assured that he clearly had wasted a grand amount of time in Zecora's Hut. Without so much as a formal goodbye, the brown colt was out and racing back to his lab...Still certain on using his machines, and still certain that it would not end in any danger.

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The moment we make it back inside the comfort of Twilight's Friendship Castle, all of us decide that it's time for dinner; a cold bowl of salad being the delicacy of the night, along with a tall glass of red wine. I then sit down to the first seat available, to my surprise, it being directly between Derpy and Twilight. The moment the salad is prepared and all of our forks are "hoofed," out; is the moment Twilight begins to startup again.

"So I take it that you don't...Want to be my bunk buddy anymore? If so, I understa-"

Mwwwhmm!

I lean close and shut Twilight up mid sentence, her hoofs immediately locking around my head while a long kiss was shared ...For I had to make sure that she knew there was still something between us...I didn't hate her just because I had a new mare in the castle, in fact, it made things more special for us. I then notice that I'm the one who forced the kiss, and therefore, I had to be the one to end it. If it was up to her, I'd still be mouthful of spit and tongue and not eating my delicious dinner.

"B-But Orion...Don't you think Derpy should be your bunk buddy? I mean you clearly love her more...Right?"

...God Damn Twilight...Forcing me to do this right then and there...

"Twilight, believe it or not...I love all of you mares equally, even if you don't feel the same way...Just know that, I'll always be here for you ponies...Now let's just eat our dinner in peace!"

I awkwardly sigh out to the table of mares, all gazing at me while I angrily finished my statement. The castle goes silent for a whole minute, then all the mares reply at once...Each of them hopping off their chairs to trot up and give me a group hug. I just sit there, wanting to eat my salad while all these hooves tighten around my shoulders, denying me from my dinner...

"Aww! We love you too, Orion!"

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As dinner finishes, I decide not to complicate things more than I already had...I choose not to lie with anypony, as it would just lead to more trouble and rivalries. Instead I decide to sit at the Crystal Table, as I had been for majority of yesterday...This table being my main source of concentration to think, and contemplate about my stay here in Ponyville...I begin to loudly think to myself while I put my head down on the chill, cold table. It must've been after midnight, and I was still up, just thinking.

"God, why oh why is this now my life? Spending my time in Equestria, instead of my shitty past life that I can't even recall? I did so much today, and I didn't even get to use the Doctor's machine to get my shit together...An overall waste of time and energy...Time and energy...Time...and...energy..."

"Time and energy..."

For whatever reason, my mind lingers on those two words, as if they meant some grand significance to me...Then I get that awkward feeling of being watched, of being observed by something, somebody, or possibly...Somepony! It is usually around this time when I hear...her.

"Damn straight, Orion! You're getting more observant everyday, as I didn't even have to sneak up on you this time...Usually I bother you first, but this time..."

I blink slowly, and take a deep breathe, as I finally see the apportion with my own eyes; A bright pink mare with purple eyes that twirled like a spinning top, the giggling mare sitting directly across the table from me...Almost transparent, like a ghost! Her cute outfit of bright blue overalls and a Beanie cap making her look childish...That cap with a propeller on it...Looked so familiar to me.

"This time, it's as if you knew I was watching you, Orion...But how could you know a thing like that...? By the way, I'll always be watching you, until you recover those locked memories of yours..."

"Screwball, what gives? Why are you responsible for making monsters...And why are you keeping my memories away from me?...What the buck is going on?"

I quietly ask, as not to wake up any of the sleeping mares...and not to cause suspicion to the fact that I was speaking to a figment of my imagination. Although, if it was all in my head, why wouldn't this pink mare and our prolonging conversation end!?

"Oh, I could answer those questions...But it's funner to keep you waiting, Orion! You do get caught up in some of the most interesting escapades. Derpy and Twilight, both fighting over your love? I absolutely loved it! I enjoy the chaos you make...It almost turns me on...But I need more! I look forward to what tomorrow brings...Don't you?"

I nervously cringe while this mysterious mare began to undo her overalls, a mischievous smirk spread across her face while she lies on the table, close to my view. It was very unclear on what was happening right here, as I was watching a mare who didn't even exist, undress herself...I take another deep breathe to ensure that I'm not dreaming or going insane...Nonetheless I come back to reality, only to still see the mare is still here, tugging down her bright blue, denim overalls...Underneath those overalls being no panties or bra...

"What's the matter, Orion? Not sure if what you're looking at is real or not? I can guarantee that hard erection in your pants is real...Heh, maybe I can help you with that!"

Screwball giggles, coming close to my seat and reaching down toward my lap...Of course this couldn't be real and she clearly was not able to interfere with my body, right...? WRONG!

I bite my lip while the ghostly mare actually unzips my pants, and comes closer than I expected, a cute giggle emitting while she stares down at my cock. I put my hands on her head, and to my surprise, I actually feel her soft, curly mane...As if it were real! I then decide to test out what is real and what is not...By taking my hands off her, and letting her progress...She then stops and teases me, not continuing her attempted blowjob, and instead gives me a wicked grin.

"Sorry hun...But this is all I can do for now; If you want this, you're going to have to set me free...Set me free with the Doctor's invention... Do it, Orion...Set me free!"

The pink mare sighs while leaning back on the table, her legs spread wide open and her cunt visible, glistening with wet, inches away from my face. I then get the insane idea to tease this mare back, and quickly lean close between her legs...Attempting to eat out a mare that wasn't there...Although to my surprise, I actually get a mouthful of warm, sticky precum, the unreal taste lingering off my mouth while I slowly leaned back against my chair. I slowly lick my lips of the stringy mess, the taste of creamy cherry still in my mouth as I wiped the sweet bodily fluids off my lips.

"Hehe, wow you're a quick one...You're not supposed to be able to taste me yet, but you did anyways...Mhghm, I felt your tongue inside me for a second...and I loved it! "

Screwball sighed, leaning close and putting her hoofs on my face, just inches away from her muzzle.

"Come to the lab and set me free...I want you to make me real, so we can play together, please don't keep me waiting. Heh, either way I'll see you tomorrow..."

In one last statement, the mare had vanished...Leaving me to wonder if it was just me, or was this mare really here, talking to me...? I can still remember all her statements, as if it was real...And her delicious bodily fluids...God that tasted so delicious!

"She feeds off chaos, she's the reason I can't remember anything, and she's always watching..."

I think to myself before lying down on the table, tired as hell from all the nonsense and possible mental conditions I've had to endure. My last thoughts being the key words that Screwball had left me, as if they were clues...

Always watching...Time and Energy...Chaos...

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Author's Note

What a mysterious mare...

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