Just A Typical Day

by TheOnionKnight69

Rating: mature
Tags: Adventure, Derpy Hooves, Maud Pie, Princess Celestia, Crossover, Human, Doctor Whooves, Main 6, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy, Romance, Sex
Length: 32201

Alternate dimensions, zombies, ghosts, and crossovers!? Nothing a 21 year old human in Equestria can't solve! The only problem is, can our hero remember how he got here!? Can Orion piece together the clues and figure out why he's in Equestria?

This all seems quite familiar for Orion, a 21 year old Brony who can't recall his journey to Equestria. He's single, a legal citizen of Equestria, and lives with the Mane Six as roommates in The Friendship Magic Kingdom! The only problem is, he doesn't quite remember how or why he got here... His existence is unethical and results in horrific time rips and creatures from another dimension...Can he find out why he's here and what his existence means!? Find out in this collaboration Fanfic filled with references galore!

Published 2015-09-14 00:30:04 UTC
Last updated 2020-11-28 08:59:50 UTC

It was the Heat of the Moment

I look around the well kept room of Twilight Sparkle, full of pony memorabilia, and items from the show. Tons and tons of items to gaze upon and put my hands all over...My favorite being the framed Princess Celestia picture on the dresser by her bed. The moment I sit down on her bed I feel a strange familiar memory, as if I've been here before.

"Of course you idiot, it's where you woke up this morning!"

The voice from my dream returns to me again, an uncanny resemblance to a ghost or some sort of spirit...It's a female voice that echoes in my head, the squeaky mare known as Screwball! Why do I know that name, and her voice...? Has all this happened before?

"Screwball...If you're listening...Tell me why I'm here!"

I question out loud, as if I'm dealing with some sort of demon, or evil spirit...Soon enough I feel like an idiot for attempting to talk to the voices in my head...But oddly enough, as I lie on Twilight's bed, I began to hear a response.

"Come on, Orion! Can't you figure it all out? Why you're here, and how you met these mares? My favorite backstory is Twilight's...She practically took advantage of you! Think back, Orion...think back to when that purple pony was by your side...Can you recall your introduction?"

I remember waking up with Twilight next to my side, drinking a concoction she made...and I remember the first things we said...

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"My name is Twilight Sparkle! I'm the star pupil of Princess Celestia and I make it my job to solve any and all friendship problems that arise, who might you be?"

"The name is Orion, I love a good book, making new friends, and...you...Twilight Sparkle. I'm twenty one years old and willing to do anything for my friends."

...

"I-I didn't quite catch that last thing you said... Did you say-? You love...-"

"Mghmm..."

Slltch!

"Hehe! Looks like that truth serum had a little side effect of a Love Spell...Just as I hoped! I've got a little friendship problem that needs solving, Orion...Let's solve it on my bed!"

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"Holy shit!? Was I...? I wouldn't call it rape, if I enjoyed it! I do think it's weird that she didn't ask for my consent, though...and that she had to give me a truth serum...as if I couldn't be trusted..."

"Who knows, Orion...Maybe you could've been a threat. Not a lot of ponies ever meet a human, and by the looks of what's going outside right now, they might never meet one again..."

"W-what do you mean, Screwball?"

"Well maybe if you weren't talking to the voices in your head, you'd know that there's danger coming for you...You'd better go downstairs and open that door!"

THUNK! THUNK! THUNK!

I nearly hit the floor as somepony knocks at the main entrance to the castle, as if Screwball knew the timing was correct. I run down from Twilight's room, all the way down to the main dining room, ready to open the door...I then hear the nervous antics of a certain British pony.

"Quick, you have to open up! Orion...We have to discuss some of the events that are occurring right now! It may or may not be your fault..."

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"Alright girls, let's try this one more time, before all of Ponyville is transformed into crystal! This has to work..."

Twilight Sparkle says from afar, the mane six standing their ground and charging up their blast...Bright lights and shimmering colors, a rainbow blast rising up into the sky and bending down toward the crystal beast.

SHHHNNNG!!

In one loud thrust, the power of friendship had been reflected shifted towards the mares...A quick purple shield protecting these mares, provided by Twilight.

"This won't work like I planned, and even worse, everything we use will just get blasted back at us...We have to come up with a plan!"

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"Orion...Your existence in this world is causing a field of chaos to rip constant portals in Equestria...and believe it or not, all of this is because of you!"

Doctor Whooves said while slamming a strange motherboard down to the Crystal Table with haste. The beeping, humming machine had six different light bulbs, each marked with a Cutie Mark of the Mane Six.

"W-What can I do to fix this, Doc? I know these mares are involved in some way, but how?"

WOOSH!

Just as I asked Doctor Whooves, Twilight and her friends had teleported in a bright purple flash of light.

"Glad you mares could make it, for I had discovered that the only way to defeat Lavan is with a crystal itself...Neigh, a Crystal Heart!"

"Wait...Like the one in the Crystal Empire? If so, I could just fly-"

Doctor Whooves stops Rainbow Dash from her idea of a quick fix with the machines on switch. A loud hum and a bright light signifying it's start up...

"Not exactly, for we have to make this Crystal Heart from scratch. Quick! I need all of you to express your feelings for Orion...It's the only way to forge a true crystal, with true emotion! Just say something, anything!"

The room grows quiet as we all attempt to wrap our heads around the Doctors order, the more time wasted the closer we were all to dying from a crystal monster. Within time, Fluttershy began to murmur something...

"I-...I like the way he doesn't attack us, and the way he's...soft to cuddle He's much funner to hug than any of the other animals I know."

The yellow mare says while looking away from me, a bright blush spread across her face while the machine beeped loudly. One light out of six was illuminated, the machine sputtering loudly as crystal fragments floated above it. I then think about it, and I remember spending a day with this kind yellow mare...All day was just tea, conversations, and plenty of hugs!

"More! We need each of you to say something positive about Orion! It should help our human friend recover his mild amnesia."

The Doctor shouted while the ground shook, the impending doom coming ever so closer while we all sat at the Crystal table...The next mare ready to speak being good old Pinkie Pie.

"I like the way he laughs! I thought I had a cute laugh, but my chuckle is nothing compared to his...Or his hugs!"

Pinkie Pie says with a bright blush and a wide smile, her locked eye contact making me feel so awkward...As I don't remember laughing with her, but apparently it was a genuine statement...In fact, I didn't recall much of the past with these mares, so I just sat there trying to recall all these events. The moment the pink mare trotted up to hug me, I immediately get a fuzzy flashback...Something about the two of us, working together at Sugar Cube Corner...She paid me in hugs and kisses! Why only now do I know this..?

The second light bulb sparks and now we're just waiting on four other mares...A quick chuckle and smirk emitting from Rainbow Dash as she trots up to me, hoof on my shoulder.

"Lemme tell you, Orion can really turn me on! I don't think there's any colt out there for me, but I know a human who's perfect for me...I love this guy."

DING!

The first idea that comes to mind when Dash says this is a recent memory I have...Possibly even from last night! I ensure that it's true while I put my hands on Rainbow Dash. My memory being accurate while I rubbed Dash's favorite spot behind her soft ear, a messy kiss resulting in this rub. I remember the warm sticky sensation of this mare's tongue, more and more memories flooding back to me while I savored her saliva. I had spent the most time sexually pleasing this mare, Rainbow Dash! A cute giggle is emitted while Dash moves head back away from me, a cute smile reminding me how she feels about me.

"Good! I can see my idea is correct...Orion's memories are slowly returning with every genuine statement. Keep it coming, mares!"

"I sure do like the way he can lug around barrels on the farm, sorta competes with my big brother! Ah, what the hay? He's better than Big Mac for one reason...I think ya'll know why that is, heh. "

DING!

I nervously blush as I think about Applejacks statement...and how true that was! I did remember helping her with chores on the farm, but I certainly did not remember...Wait!

It then hits me like a ton of bricks, all the time I spent with that orange mare; all the apple bucking and...intimate times we spent lying in the barn...I then look away towards Rarity, who struggles to think of something positive to say.

"Oh! I absolutely admire the free foalsitting he did for my Sweetiebelle. I could always count on him to make sure the Carousel Boutique didn't burn down."

The moment I heard that, I immediately remember sitting for little Sweetiebelle. Such a cute philly, maybe...a little too cute! I nervously cough as the machine beeps, for I remember what I did with Sweetiebelle while Rarity was away...Something I really wish I hadn't have done!

I turn towards Twilight for one final statement; something to finish up the spinning crystal fragments. I then think back to what the mysterious mare in my mind had told me...That when we first spoke, she basically roofied me...

"Well, I admire the way he didn't hold a grudge...Because when we first spoke...I sort of drugged him with a truth spell mixed with a love potion...Heh, but he forgave me...Isn't that right, Orion?"

DING!

I gulp and awkwardly nod as Twilight puts a hoof on me, and her horn coming in contact with my forehead. It is with this final gesture, a bright pink heart appears from the Doctor's wonderful machine. All the light bulbs illuminate to the strange harmonic hum, a bolt of lightning arising from mid-air. This cartoon shaped heart then hardens into a solid, glistening Crystal Heart, in which Doctor Whooves assumed I should hold. We all then walk down towards the crystallized ground floor together, all the mares standing behind me.

"Now, this should be pretty simple, Orion...As long as these mares stand aside you, every hit you take shall be ricocheted back twice as powerful! Therefore the power of friendship should now harm him...Good luck!"

Doctor Whooves said with an assured voice, his hoof pointing toward the crystal beast. I nervously hug the Crystal Heart and walk toward the now crystallized floor of Ponyville. There was no explanation on how to use this crystal weapon, and yet I still remain walking toward the growling beast.

"Hehe...Six ponies could not defeat me before, and now this one foolish human thinks he can stop me? Don't make me laugh"

The crystal figure bellowed out, standing tall on hind legs while he gazed down at me. Instead of doing the sane thing, and running away...I decide not to retreat, but to face this bully, regardless if I didn't understand the power of the Crystal Heart...I had to respond with something!

"Yeah, well the joke is on you, asshole! I may not look it, but I'm just as powerful as you, ya shiny piece of shit..."

...

My loud bantering soon leaves the creature mad, almost as if he knew what those curse words meant; In fact I think he did understand my vulgarity, as his first reaction was to throw a fist toward me...In which I did nothing, but stand my ground, the sudden hit backfiring and shattering the fist of this beast.

SHHHNG!

It had happened so fast, it left everypony present shocked, mouths hanging open as I remain untouched.

"Impossible...I AM INVINCIBLE!"

Without reason, another fist flies toward me, a barrier made by the Crystal Heart protecting me and shattering his left fist, two hands lost in under five minutes. The monster was now armless, and angrier than ever...In which he knew that attacking me would not end with my destruction...Leaving me to turn my hand towards the ponies watching the fight.

"Twilight, now!"

I call back to the mares behind me, their Elemental Powers charging up for one last finishing strike. The mares light up the whole sky with this charged rainbow blast, the powerful force of friendship knocking the crystal foe back. We all huddle together as the rainbow blast is reflected back towards us, the Crystal Heart lighting up and reflecting the beam back twice as powerful...

The Crystal Heart breaks to pieces as it reflects out, through the now shattered villain and up to the sky...Ending the dark clouds that lured over Ponyville. In an instance, it was all over, the happy ponies of Ponyville rushing up to the other mares and I. This situation was dealt with easily, thanks to the input of everypony here.

"You did it, Orion! You saved us!"

Twilight shouts while the crystal ground cracks beneath us, reformed back into rich dirt and grass thanks to the bright sunshine. It was a short lived victory though, as I remember what the Doctor had said...

I am doomed to bring more problems and monsters to Ponyville the longer I stay here...Yet I'm required to be here if we want to vanquish these beasts back to where they came from...What should I do? Just off myself...?

"Orion, what's wrong? We won! Ponyville is saved, all thanks to you!"

...I ignore Twilights claim and her hug, as I stare back toward Dr. Whooves...The real hero here! I quickly walk up to the British brown pony, who remains humble and nervous as hell. Soon enough, a celebration breaks out back at the castle, in which Doctor Whooves begins to talk to me.

"Orion, I may have overestimated the tension here...With my inventions and your confidence, I'm sure we could defeat any evil that shows up! I was over analyzing all of this and apologize if I put all the blame on you, earlier..."

"It's all fine! But...Doctor, do you know why I am here? Why can I only remember so much? Thanks to these caring mares, I'm alive...but why?"

"Believe it or not... I don't have an answer for you! My lab was ruined last night, every invention fried except for the Crystal Heart generator! I believe there are darker forces at hoof, and only time will tell us the answers...I do have a solution that might fix your temporary amnesia, but you might not like it..."

...Might not like it? What could it be? I doubt it's worse than anything I've already done...

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The Perks of Eating a Wall-flower

The celebration of loud music and ponies cheering rages on for quite a while, all the time I am conversing with Doctor Whooves. It was still confusing on what he was trying to pitch at me, either that or I couldn't really hear correctly with all the music playing...

"Now, in order to clear you of your amnesia...I need to power up my lab with the same energy used earlier today...And that's where you come in! Orion, I need your help to charge up all of my gadgets, using Love Magic...A force so potent that all of my equipment will light up instantaneously! Then, using a certain Mind Altering gizmo that I whipped up, we should be able to fix your problems and bam! Easy as that!"

...Love Magic

"Doctor how am I-?"

"Not to worry! Just wait outside Sugar Cube Corner tomorrow morning...Meet my assistant, who who will walk you to my lab, and then everything should be fine! I'll leave instructions on what to do and I'll have what I need in working condition."

Doctor Whooves says with a smirk and a re-assured hoof on my shoulder...This last minute plan sounding really crazy and half baked. The very thought that I was supposed to power his whole laboratory sounded insane! Especially the fact that I had to power it up with...Love Magic...

I think about this until the celebration ends, and I'm left here, sitting alone and just staring down at the crystal table.
Over and over I contemplate what I've been told, and how the hell this is going to work tomorrow...

"Orion, you coming to bed?"

Twilight inquires, hooves over my shoulders and muzzle pressed against my neck. I then realize how long I've been sitting here, and how late it's gotten..I suppose I'm gonna have to wake up early if I want to help the Doctor and retrieve my memories. I walk with Twilight up to her room and sit on the bed, still thinking about all of this...

"I'll lie down in a minute, I'm just gonna hop in the shower real quick, Kay?"

"Okay Twilght..."

I reply back, shrugging it off and deciding to get comfortable in this medium sided pony bed. Regardless of my idea to sleep I continue to think on and on, staring up at the smooth ceiling and hoping I could come up with something.

Time passes and I'm still in the same place as when I was downstairs at the table, thinking and thinking away...
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Doctor Whooves made it seem as if retrieving my lost memories required some sort of negative action; But honestly I can't imagine it's any worse than the fragmented memories that I can remember. It all seems a bit strange, to fool around with a mare instead of a human, as their bodies are quite different...

Well I actually don't really know what I'm dealing with! It possibly wouldn't hurt to ask somepony about mare anatomy! It just sounds a tad strange to ask something like that...But I honestly have the most opportune time to ask; For my sleeping partner for the night is Twilight, and she seems to be pretty straight forward with helping me with my friendship issues. She and I had been lying next to eachother for the past five minutes, just staring at one another.

I finally nerve up the courage to ask the mare, just as she began to close her eyes...

"So Twilight...Say I was a little confused, about how a mare's body works. Do you think you could...Show me?"

...The look on her face is not at all what I had imagined, instead of being weird-ed out, or mad at me for the random outburst, she just giggles...

"Hehe, if you want to practice coitus, then you don't have to ask like that...But sure, I suppose I could help you remember my body..."

Twilight sighs while using her horn to ignite a lantern by our bedside, the room illuminated while she sits upright, ready to fool around. I then am presented with one hell of a display, the purple pony tugging on the frilly laces that had held up her nightgown.

"Hmm, there! What do you think, Orion? Am I attractive to you? Is this what you wanted to see...?"

Twilight asked cutely, her hooves opening up as if she wanted a hug, or some type of contact. The awkwardness only continues to skyrocket while I come closer, wrapping my arms around the soft, cuddly mare; lying ontop of her while she took a deep breath. A hoof slowly ruffles my hair while I stare down at this mare's perky breasts...She puts a hoof on my face and brings me closer to her muzzle for a kiss. This slow passionate tongue work left me stunned, I then break away from the kiss and continue my hands on exploration of this mare's body.

I gently rub her soft coat until I make an astounding discovery!

"Oh, there's the Orion I know!"

Twilight exclaimed while I rubbed her neck, down to her soft fuzzy chest, then down to her supple breasts. She actually had small pink nipples underneath all this fluffy fur...These two hard nubs that barely stuck out of her coat, located on her chest. I couldn't believe how similar these breasts were compared to human anatomy. Twilight slowly kisses my forehead while I finish up, she gives me one hell of a grin while I begin to stare down...Between her legs...

"Can I explore your body more? Maybe...Down here?"

The question then lingers on, my actions continuing while Twilight just stares at me, my face lowering down to her tail...That elusive purple and pink tail covering my view of her...

Wow!

I nearly drool as her tail flings up, and for a second, I catch a glimpse of her pretty pink, princess pussy. She slowly puts a hoof on my chin and forces me to look up at her.

"I'll only show it to you... if you promise to do that thing ...With your mouth."

...The way she words that sentence, makes me think back...How often I've heard her say this...and all the times that I've done it! I must've eaten Twilight out at least eight times since I came to Ponyville. I remember giving this mare oral sex, quite a lot, and now I don't find it disgusting anymore...But rather a turn on! I know the feel and taste of her delicate flesh, and am now ready to make this mare cum for me. We both share the same grin while I lie her back and stare at her from underneath the covers...Her legs perfectly lied on my shoulders while I slowly inched closer to her exposed marehood.

"Sure Twi, I'll tickle you in just the right way...You just make sure you spread open that pretty cunt for me..."

I sigh out slowly while her tail drops, and her hooves open up that dripping, wet delicacy...Ready to be eaten...

Skkltpch!

The room then grows quiet, and only the sounds of my mouth and Twilght's labia are heard. I kiss and kiss, making sure my saliva is all over her sensitive body, a cute whine coming out of her along with a gush of precum. I continue to eat, this sticky lubrication giving me more stamina to guarantee that this mare would cum for me. Seconds turn into minutes, then the moment of truth slowly reaching its peak while the purple pony began to convulse her body. I was about to be fed, as the look on her blushing, open mouthed face painted a picture louder than any of her gasps.

"Oh...You're making me feel lightheaded! Keep eating...Keep eating, Orion! Awww!"

Twilight exclaims, her legs tightened around my neck and her delicious cream of love expelling down into my mouth. I close my eyes and slurp the warm sugary fluids that squirt from her body, lapping up the mess thoroughly and quietly; The calm sighs and breathes to follow signifying that we were done here...and I could finally get some sleep...Soon enough we lie together and I doze off, worry free of tomorrow and what it brings.

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"Psst! Hey, silly! You gotta get up...You gotta go meet the Doctor! You do want those precious memories back, dont'cha Orion?"

The squeaky voice of Screwball was loud and thorough enough to get past my dreams and right to my subconscious...Waking me up at the crack of dawn. I look to my left to see Twilight, cutely curled up in a ball and hugging herself...I suppose from what I did last night...

I rub my eyes before creeping out of bed, almost rolling off to the floor and down the stairs in one clean sweep. The tension of opening the front door is then the next struggle, as I clearly did not have intentions of waking up Twilight or the other mares...Yet gently, ever so gently, I manage to pull back the creaky door just enough so I may exit.

Just like that, I was outside the Castle and now roaming around the empty Town Square...Looking for what I assumed was the local bakery where Pinkie Pie worked. I quickly think back on Doctor Whoove's vague instructions, and how I was supposed to meet his...assistant...?

My mind goes blank as I see the lovely mare, Derpy Hooves, trotting across the landscape right in-front of me...Her happy smile and crossed eye giving me a certain feeling of revilement...As clearly I just had to follow this humming mare, and surely I would be on track for the day. I nervously walk up to the cute mare as she decides to stop and investigate a nearby flower growing from the ground.

"Aww, I just love flowers, don't you, Orion?"

In less than one minute, I loose my shit and freeze up...Not saying anything in return while the gray mare turned her head to give me a great big smile. I breathe slowly and finally decide to ask the obvious, like how she knew my name.

"H-How did you know?"

"How could I not, silly? You saved Ponyville the other day! I was a little to embarrassed to say anything yesterday, but the moment Doctor Whooves said I was gonna meet you today...Well, I kinda assumed that you'd be here right on time! He did tell you about me, right?"

...

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I then spend God knows how long with Derpy, just talking and talking away; whether it be about flowers, muffins, or the sky, I absolutely loved to hear this mare's opinion on anything. It then leaves us at a mysterious looking shack, near the edge of Ponyville and close to The Everfree Forest...Giving off a certain charm to the cozy looking Laboratory that Doctor Whooves owned. The door opens automatically upon stepping near its vicinity, almost like that red door from Star Trek. We both look around the empty lab to find that we're all alone, and there's a note hoof written from the Doc himself, located on a picnic basket.

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Dear Orion,

Sorry to just drop this on you, but I fear you may have declined to my request had I explained it to you in detail...The only way to charge my lab equipment is with the same mechanism used from the Crystal Heart the other day. If you've guessed it this far into it, then kudos and I wish you luck, if not...Then this may come as a strange surprise...

I have equipped every item in my Lab with the same connections as the Crystal Heart Generator; therefore it is up to you and my lovely lab assistant, Derpy, to power the machines. Everything you need is in the picnic basket, and should guarantee to charge my lab full power.

Best regards,

Doctor Whooves

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I read the whole letter twice before nervously gulping, as I slowly realize what the good doctor has in store for me...It only gets worse when I rummage through the picnic basket to find; a blanket, a bouquet of flowers, and one single muffin...Even worse being the timing of it all...I had stuffed the letter in my pocket and taken every one of the items out, making it seem as if I was behind all of this. My first thoughts being very irrational and frustrated...

"God Damnit, Doctor Whooves, you son of a bitch!"

I close my eyes and think loudly, as this was his whole plan all along! I questioned why I was gullable enough to listen to him, why I thought I could even trust him...But alas it was too late. I was here with Derpy, and his many devices that needed to be juiced up...But why? Why like this!?

"Aww, you knew my favorite type of flowers...All of them! That's so sweet of you, Orion. Nopony ever cares about me or my interests..."

Derpy shouts with a cute chime, her hooves locking around my neck and forcing me to rub my face against her soft, bright blue shirt. It would have been fine if we kept hugging, and just kept staring at eachother...But the terrible horror reaches its peak while she gazes over me, and at the muffin that sat on the picnic basket...This one god damn muffin had sealed my fate and left me to stare up at a speechless Derpy, overcome with joy.

"I-I...I don't know what to say...My favorite brand of muffin, too? Heh, come here! Lemme show you how I feel about cha..."

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...Please be gentle Derpy...

What a Turn On!

"What are you waiting for, Orion? You do want to help Doctor Whooves, don't you? Your memories are just one buck away...Why not just give in? The mares are busy with a monster crisis on their hooves...All thanks to me, your buddy, Screwball!"

A familiar voice echoes through my head while I sit next to Derpy, watching her giggle in delight while she chewed on a muffin. I couldn't shake the feeling that it was wrong to mess around with her while Ponyville was in danger.

Soon enough, it didn't matter, as my thoughts were somewhere else...Currently focused on the gray mare that was setting up a blanket on this cold metal table... Coming closer and closer to me...

"Derpy, please listen to me...I'm not the one-"

Mghhmm!

In one quick kiss, Derpy shuts me up, the gray mare forcing her tongue against mine in one messy saliva induced kiss! I slowly lie down on the cold metal table, holding onto this mare and hoping our kiss would soon come to an end...Well it turns out that no, it wasn't going to end as quickly as I had hoped...

"Mmwah! I'm so sorry, Orion...but you just taste so yummy! I wanna kiss you and kiss you...and...kiss-"

I stare at Derpy as she comes close for another kiss, her muzzle pressed against my lips while her warm tongue slowly enters my mouth. The more I wanted to tell her that she was making a mistake, the less I cared about it...As those tight hooves wrapped around me, I knew this wouldn't end at all, and Derpy wanted to continue with our session.

"Mhmm...I love kissing you, Orion. You make me feel like a million bits! I've never cared about anypony so much in my life..."

Derpy sighed out with a beautiful cherry red blush, her forehead bumping against mine while she gave me a heavy gaze. I honestly could care less that she had one crossed eye, it was so cute the way she stared at me like that...As if she knew me all my life...At this point, my body couldn't help it, all this affection had led me to get a very noticeable erection.

"Derpy, would you hate me if I...-"

SQUEE!

A sudden hug interrupts my statement, the cuddly mare lying her head on my shoulder while she giggled cutely.

"Hehe, sorry silly...But there's nothing you could ever do to make me hate you...I love you-"

"Derpy! You don't mean that-"

"Shh! Lemme show you how much I love ya...and I promise that when I'm done...you'll feel the same way that I do."

ZIP!

The cuddly gray mare had decided that we shouldn't talk anymore, and a nice blowjob would end this discussion. I immediately put my hands on her head, attempting to pull her off, but by the time I thought about it...I couldn't bring myself to do it! Her tongue swirled around the head of my cock so perfectly, I loved it!

"Heh, easy there...I don't want you to choke or anything..."

I close my eyes and take a deep breathe, attempting to comprehend the amazing sensation that was occurring from Derpy's mouth. She worked my cock real slow and hard, a cute moan escaping her muzzle along with some of my pre-cum. I open my eyes and slowly stroke her blonde mane, making sure she knew how good of a job she was doing...After five minutes of constant deep throating, I felt as if I had to say something! I couldn't hold up for much longer.

DING!

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The mares all had blindfolds on, yet could still see the world that surrounded them, due to a Sensory Spell cast by Twilight...This was the only way to face the dreaded beast that was terrorizing Ponyville since noon...A twenty foot long snake that caused any one who gazed upon it to turn to stone...The Basilisk!

"Get away, you darn dirty serpent! You better not have had a human for breakfast...Celestia as my witness, I'll cut you open!"

HISSSS!

The giant silver snake made a terrible hiss toward Twilight, the two having an epic stand off while the other mares assured the citizens of Ponyville were far away from the danger. These mares and colts remain speechless while Twilight shot constant blasts of purple magic from her horn, all having no effect whatsoever on the mighty snake. It was the legendary beast forged from the ancient staff from Hades, awoken from its slumber and ready to feast on some fresh new souls.

"I don't think this is gonna work...We need an actual plan this time! Magic won't hurt a Basilisk, only send it back to stone! We need to hold it down for five whole minutes while I cast a Time Spell on it...Can you girls keep it still long enough?"

Twilight asked the mares, who had to split up in order to ensure nopony was eaten and digested inside the twenty foot long beast. Applejack and Rainbow Dash maintained a safe distance of the snake from the civilians, a quick rope securing the struggling serpent.

"Quick Fluttershy, give him... the stare! It will still work, even if your eyes are covered!"

The yellow mare trots up to the growling beast, not a single fearful bone in her body...She then leans back and gives the creature one strong glare, the blindfold causing absolutely no decrease in her attack, her stare being just as powerful as ever! The only question being...Could she keep the creature at bay for five whole minutes!?

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"Ah! Derpy...You're really good at that! If you keep it going...You're gonna get it! You're gonna get mouthful of...Aww!"

*GULP* *GULP* *GULP*

I struggle to stay conscious while Derpy stares up at me, loudly gulping as my cock throbbed and pulsed...Expelling three thick loads of semen down her throat. The moment I had finished cumming, the grey mare slid me out of her mouth...A thick strand of my cum hanging off her mouth as she smiled at me.

"Hehe, looks like you really like me! Aww, that was delicious! So sticky and creamy...I couldn't wait! I swallowed it as soon as I could."

Derpy said while wiping her muzzle, a beautiful smile spread across her face. I quickly attempt to repay the favor, lying her down on the table and beginning to kiss the clothes off her. My sudden actions had made one of the machines in the lab "ding," and ultimately guaranteeing my task...During our whole session, I had only heard two machines start-up, so there clearly needed more work to be done.

"Let's get those snug clothes off..."

I quietly sighed out, watching the expression on Derpy's face while I pulled down her skirt...A cute giggle emitting while I stared at her cotton white panties, her hoofs forcing me to stare up at her.

"Take off the rest of my silly clothes, Orion...I want you to see me naked."

I remain staring at her face, eyes closing while I pulled off her tank top and her panties. My hands then wrap around her wings to unclip the last piece of clothing, her bra. Those bright yellow eyes locked to mine as I gazed at what I had privileges to; A fully nude mare grinning with anticipation!

"Hmm, I've never been bucked before, I'm so excited! Promise you'll finish up inside of me, Orion...I've always wanted a foal of my own."

"D-Derpy...I don't know. I mean...Maybe I could-"

I nervously stutter while I think about that request, as I'm not sure that would even work! Nonetheless, I nod and lie her down, a hoof on my cheek as she waited for me to pursue her...

I was ready to fuck this mare, however bad that sounded, I could care less...As I had to do this if I wanted to remember my hazy past.

"Come here and make me into a mommy!"

Derpy cutely cried out, hymen burst under the hard force of my cock wedged inside her narrow walls. I lie on her, this resulting in immediate affection to my face. She didn't flinch or make a sound at all, she just remain speechless while I forced myself ontop of her...Sliding perfectly inside the Missionary Position, all of my force on the table and on Derpy too...

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"There! Now we just have to lug this stone snake far away from anypony...To the nearest river! We sure could use some help, Twilight..."

"I can't believe this, all of the work done ...and Orion wasn't even in here! Just Spike, some gold, and this useless hunk of Redstone!"

Twilight says furiously, a hoof stomping the ground while her blindfold fell off to the ground...The mane six all gathering together and re-assuring Twilight of her woes. The mares huddle together to give the frustrated mare a big hug, a sudden idea sparking the purple princess during the group hug.

"Wait... That's it! We can find him if I concentrate and search for his heartbeat...If I know Orion, and how much he cares about me...Then we should be able to..."

SQUEE!

Twilight makes a loud squeaky sound as a smile spreads across her face, the emotions of her overjoyed expression meaning the location had been found.

"I found where he is...But we have to trot on hoof, my magic won't let me teleport there! Don't worry, Orion! We'll be there soon!"

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DING!

"Ahh! Buck me harder, Orion! Make me sore for a week..."

DING!

Derpy Hooves moaned loudly, her arms locked around my shoulders tight while I forced myself deeper and deeper inside her virgin walls. I had been locked inside this mare for fifteen minutes straight, pounding away as if she was used to a hard bucking. I honestly could care less that this was her first time, as it was so grand that I was the one doing most of the whining...I wanted to savor every minute of this hardcore session!

"Heh, heh, heh...You're not gonna fly straight when I'm done with you!"

I sigh aloud, Derpy giving me a loving stare while my hips picked up speed and her legs attempted to wrap around my waist...The sudden movements causing her cunt to tighten around my cock...This was it! The moment of no return! I forget everything I'd been holding back, the morality of my actions, powering the Doctor's machines, and even the guilt of screwing around while the mares were busy...

DING!

The only thing on my mind was Derpy, and her lovely gasps! The more I heard her exclaim, the more stamina I had to keep this buckfest going, for not only was I about to climax...But so was my special somepony...I give it my all and stare down at Derpy, this increase in force causing her to gasp and moan uncontrollably.

"Aww! It tickles so much! Ah! Come here and gimme a kiss, Orion..."

DING! DING, DING, DING!

I lean forward and give Derpy one hell of a kiss, both our tongues lapping at one another, as one by one, all the machines came on. Every thrust I gave led to another activated machine, all of it ending with one final...movement!

"Mwhhghm! "

We both moaned at the same time, my cock throbbing uncontrollably while a warm thick fluid gushed against me. Derpy had came the same moment as I did, this long magical moment causing all the lights in the laboratory to light up at once, and the hum of a powerful machine to start-up. I continue my gaze at Derpy while we slowly unlock from our kiss, a long strand of saliva hanging off her muzzle while she gave me a cute smile. I then slowly lean off of this bucked mare, my semen slowly drooling down the exhausted mare's pussy while I pulled out.

"Hehe, you did it...You actually came inside me! Aww...Is it always supposed to feel that good, or what?"

Derpy sighed aloud, practically tackling me...Her blushing face saying it all! I couldn't believe I made love with a mare I just met today, and how passionate she felt about me...I honestly could admit that I had feelings for her too.

"Derpy, I love-"

THUD!

"Orion! We're here to save...you...?"

I tremble, not able to turn my head toward the crashing sound of a door being forced open; as I knew the voice that followed it...Twilight Sparkle!

She had found me...and in the worst moment possible! My mind races and I nearly die of shock, but alas, I could not die yet...Not without dealing with the awkward explanation to be followed...I nervously gulp while I try to pull up my pants and boxers, ready to face the confused mare...

"WHAT IN CELESTIA'S NAME IS GOING ON HERE!?"

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Well, I sure do have ALOT of explaining to do!

Mixed Messages!

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"Great! He's done it! Alas, my laboratory is back in working condition..."

Doctor Whooves proclaimed, getting alerted from his hoofwatch that beeped and chimed loudly. Thus discovering that the dirty deed was done, and his lab and its energy was re-activated. The good doctor had been waiting patiently in the deep recesses of the Everfree Forest, sitting on a tree stump. The dark night slowly approaching rapidly while the sun set, for it was nearly an end of to a long, harsh day.

"Right then, I better get to it!"

He cheerily said as hopped off the stump and proceeded to return back to the lab...A certain black and white zebra stopping his journey through the forest.

"You there! Colt who helps the human, stop your aid to avoid the danger you've acumen! You want to help him with his past, but doing this will ensure peace will not last..."

"What the? What are you trying to tell me, Zecora? I shouldn't help Orion?"

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"Twilight please, I promise I can explain everything with a reasonable explan-"

"Orion and I are in love!"

...My attempt to redeem myself is immediately halted while Derpy decides to interrupt me; Her hooves locked around my neck and forcing me against her chest. I decide to then listen to her heartbeat while an infuriated Twilight Sparkle begins to huff loudly...My face stuffed against Derpy's chest, these breasts being such a comfy and soft pillow...

"Uh! That's impossible! Orion would never fall in love with a Mailmare...Let alone one with a crosse-"

"Woah, a little uncalled for, Twi!"

Rainbow Dash boldly says, interrupting her purple friend before she could bring up Derpy's crossed eye...Dash then gives me a long hard stare, and trots up to speak her mind. At this point, I was nervous as fuck, and ready to pass out from embarrassment...But I couldn't take the coward's way out...

"Listen Twilight, I've known Orion just as long as you have...Well actually not as long, but regardless! This human has a lot of room in his heart, and I for one can't get mad at him if he wants to share it with one more mare! I've flown with Derpy Hooves on multiple occasions, and I can say that I know this ditzy mare like the back of my hoof. This mare knows what she's getting into...Heh, or more likely, what's getting into her! "

To my surprise, Rainbow Dash was actually defensive toward me, and took my lovely gray mare's side. I then get two hugs, both pegasi coming close to put a hoof on my shoulder, one mare topless and one mare with shiny silver armor. I then nuzzle against both mares, Dash giving me a quick smooch on the cheek and a cute wink.

"Thanks, Rainbow Dash! I'm sorry if I'm causing a problem...I don't want any trouble from you mares, I just want Orion to know how I feel."

Derpy sighed, putting her hoof through my hair and giving my forehead a warm, moist kiss! This lovely action causing Twilight to get ency again...Her hoof stomped to the floor as she began to clear her throat.

"Hmm...I suppose I can't get mad if it is true love...But if it's just a quick buck then you and I have some SERIOUS talking to do!"

"Twilight, you can't just make a claim like that, silly! How can you decide if they love each other? It's not like there's some sort of guaranteed way to prove it!"

Pinkie Pie giggled, hopping in mid-place while an idea sparked across Twilight's mind; A sinister grin along with a quick chuckle sealing my fate and making me a bit nervous...This mare knew something...

"That's it! The solution is...Mare's Milk! If you two really feel the same way about each other, then hormones in Derpy's breasts should create a substantial amount of milk...But of course, you can only drink this "Mare's Milk," if you feel the same love towards Derpy! Think you could do it, Orion?"

I think about it long and hard before coming to a rational idea...Fuck no!

I really don't want to fail in front of all these mares...If I can't drink her milk, then Derpy will hate me forever! If by some miracle that I do get some milk, Twilight will probably never let me sleep with her again! I have to get out of here, I have to say something!

"I...-"

Yet again, my opinion is cut off only one word in...This time Rainbow Dash stopping my claim instead of Derpy.

"I bet'cha three bits Derpy can feed Orion! Any takers on this friendly bet?"

"Ooh! I'll take a piece of that action, Dashie!"

"Seeing how it is friendly...What the hay! I'm game!"

...In less than a minute, ponies are betting and making some sort of competition out of this...The only mares betting against Derpy being; Twilight, Rarity, and Fluttershy...

All eyes on Derpy and I while the gray mare sat upright, giving my head one hell of a hug! I stare up at her while she hugs my head, forcing my face to rub against her soft, breasts.

"D-Derpy...I don't know if I can-"

"Shh, don't say a word...Lemme feed you, Orion...I promise you, everything will be fine."

With one interruption and a seductive statement, I was ready to get this shit over with...Either I was gonna fuck up here and now, or live life to regret wondering how it would've been different...

I close my eyes and lean closer to the giggling mare, her beautiful breathe bringing me comfort while I put my lips on her left nipple. Time stands still while her hoof rustles my hair, this being the moment I began to forcefully suck her teat. At first I feel foolish, but after a couple of seconds, I find this a bit of a turn on...

"He's going for it, Twilight! Think he'll actually pull it off?"

"No, Rainbow Dash, I don't...I know that deep down in Orion's heart, he loves only a hoof-full of mares and-"

Mghmmm...Mhmmm!

My loud sighs and exclamations silence Twilight mid sentence, the whole lab growing quiet while I proved a certain somepony wrong.

I took big mouthfuls of the warm thick beverage that flowed in constant amounts...It took me a while before I realized that I could drink as much of the vanilla milk as possible!

...This leading to an embarrassing display of loud gulps and constant slurps...Dear God, I was in heaven! Derpy even lied down, grasping my head tightly while I continued to feed more and more off her. I didn't know I was able to breast feed off these mares, but I sure do wish I would've known sooner. I open my eyes while I begin to take constant big gulps, observing the beautiful blush of the mare as she fed me.

*GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *NGUULP*

"Oh...Hehe! Don't drink so fast, silly...You'll get a tummy ache! Just slow down and take small gulps...Mhmm, yeah...Just like that!"

Derpy sighed out, her breathe slowing down and gaps coming to a stop...I suppose I had gotten a little carried away. I couldn't help it though, I loved feeding off this mare, I hadn't eaten breakfast or lunch today...Until now! I quickly take my lips off her left teat, and then decide to drink from her right breast...This causing Derpy to giggle and give a long moan for a whole minute. I made sure I drank from both of her breasts, constantly switching teats every couple of gulps...

Mnghmm...Mmmwah!

...I finish gulping down my last mouthfuls of milk before unlocking my lips from Derpy's left nipple...A beautiful smile spread across her blushing face while she gives my head one last, big hug. The awkwardness ascends while the only sounds heard were from my special somepony as she giggled...I turn my head to face the mares, mouths and eyes wide open, in disbelief.

"See? I told ya we were in love! Now can we be together?"

...

"W-Well I suppose...We have enough room in the castle...If you want to move in..."

Twilight nervously sighs, meanwhile the other mares nod and hoof over their bits to the winning ponies. Rarity, Twilight, and Fluttershy, all had to pay up, none too harsh of a deal, as it was only three bits...I then turn towards Derpy, to give her mane a good pet...

"Heh, let's get that skirt and shirt on..."

All the mares had a blush on their face while I made sure my gray mare's clothes were snug and on tight. I pull up her panties and skirt, snapping on her bra and pulling down her bright blue tank top...My lovely mare giving a cute giggle and a smirk before hopping off the table. This is when the mares begin to leave, everypony in the lab attempting to leave...My only question being...WHERE THE HELL IS THE DOCTOR!?

"I get to stay with Princess Twilight and her friends!? Wow! This is so exciting, Orion! Thank you, thank you, thank you!"

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"Now, can't you see, Doctor? The clearer his past becomes, closer comes the proctor...The mystery mare of pink, more and more danger growing while you think. Is it worth helping your friend, if it brings Ponyville closer to the end?"

"No time for this rubbish and rhyming! Who is that pink mare and what's so dangerous about her? Why is she attached to Orion's subconscious?"

Doctor Whooves questions loudly, staring down at the cauldron located in Zecora's Hut. The green liquid soon forming a visual display of Screwball, a pink mare with swirly purple pupils...An evil grin spread across her face while Ponyville was shown on fire and in distress.

"It is the wicked spawn of Discord, master of trickery and ultimately, the chaos lord...I fear I know not why she is linked, but only that Orion could cause ponies to go...Extinct."

"No offense, Zecora...But this only raises more questions than I already had..What am I supposed to do? Deny Orion of his memories just because of something that MIGHT happen?"

Doctor Whooves said with a smug look on his face, assured that he clearly had wasted a grand amount of time in Zecora's Hut. Without so much as a formal goodbye, the brown colt was out and racing back to his lab...Still certain on using his machines, and still certain that it would not end in any danger.

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The moment we make it back inside the comfort of Twilight's Friendship Castle, all of us decide that it's time for dinner; a cold bowl of salad being the delicacy of the night, along with a tall glass of red wine. I then sit down to the first seat available, to my surprise, it being directly between Derpy and Twilight. The moment the salad is prepared and all of our forks are "hoofed," out; is the moment Twilight begins to startup again.

"So I take it that you don't...Want to be my bunk buddy anymore? If so, I understa-"

Mwwwhmm!

I lean close and shut Twilight up mid sentence, her hoofs immediately locking around my head while a long kiss was shared ...For I had to make sure that she knew there was still something between us...I didn't hate her just because I had a new mare in the castle, in fact, it made things more special for us. I then notice that I'm the one who forced the kiss, and therefore, I had to be the one to end it. If it was up to her, I'd still be mouthful of spit and tongue and not eating my delicious dinner.

"B-But Orion...Don't you think Derpy should be your bunk buddy? I mean you clearly love her more...Right?"

...God Damn Twilight...Forcing me to do this right then and there...

"Twilight, believe it or not...I love all of you mares equally, even if you don't feel the same way...Just know that, I'll always be here for you ponies...Now let's just eat our dinner in peace!"

I awkwardly sigh out to the table of mares, all gazing at me while I angrily finished my statement. The castle goes silent for a whole minute, then all the mares reply at once...Each of them hopping off their chairs to trot up and give me a group hug. I just sit there, wanting to eat my salad while all these hooves tighten around my shoulders, denying me from my dinner...

"Aww! We love you too, Orion!"

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As dinner finishes, I decide not to complicate things more than I already had...I choose not to lie with anypony, as it would just lead to more trouble and rivalries. Instead I decide to sit at the Crystal Table, as I had been for majority of yesterday...This table being my main source of concentration to think, and contemplate about my stay here in Ponyville...I begin to loudly think to myself while I put my head down on the chill, cold table. It must've been after midnight, and I was still up, just thinking.

"God, why oh why is this now my life? Spending my time in Equestria, instead of my shitty past life that I can't even recall? I did so much today, and I didn't even get to use the Doctor's machine to get my shit together...An overall waste of time and energy...Time and energy...Time...and...energy..."

"Time and energy..."

For whatever reason, my mind lingers on those two words, as if they meant some grand significance to me...Then I get that awkward feeling of being watched, of being observed by something, somebody, or possibly...Somepony! It is usually around this time when I hear...her.

"Damn straight, Orion! You're getting more observant everyday, as I didn't even have to sneak up on you this time...Usually I bother you first, but this time..."

I blink slowly, and take a deep breathe, as I finally see the apportion with my own eyes; A bright pink mare with purple eyes that twirled like a spinning top, the giggling mare sitting directly across the table from me...Almost transparent, like a ghost! Her cute outfit of bright blue overalls and a Beanie cap making her look childish...That cap with a propeller on it...Looked so familiar to me.

"This time, it's as if you knew I was watching you, Orion...But how could you know a thing like that...? By the way, I'll always be watching you, until you recover those locked memories of yours..."

"Screwball, what gives? Why are you responsible for making monsters...And why are you keeping my memories away from me?...What the buck is going on?"

I quietly ask, as not to wake up any of the sleeping mares...and not to cause suspicion to the fact that I was speaking to a figment of my imagination. Although, if it was all in my head, why wouldn't this pink mare and our prolonging conversation end!?

"Oh, I could answer those questions...But it's funner to keep you waiting, Orion! You do get caught up in some of the most interesting escapades. Derpy and Twilight, both fighting over your love? I absolutely loved it! I enjoy the chaos you make...It almost turns me on...But I need more! I look forward to what tomorrow brings...Don't you?"

I nervously cringe while this mysterious mare began to undo her overalls, a mischievous smirk spread across her face while she lies on the table, close to my view. It was very unclear on what was happening right here, as I was watching a mare who didn't even exist, undress herself...I take another deep breathe to ensure that I'm not dreaming or going insane...Nonetheless I come back to reality, only to still see the mare is still here, tugging down her bright blue, denim overalls...Underneath those overalls being no panties or bra...

"What's the matter, Orion? Not sure if what you're looking at is real or not? I can guarantee that hard erection in your pants is real...Heh, maybe I can help you with that!"

Screwball giggles, coming close to my seat and reaching down toward my lap...Of course this couldn't be real and she clearly was not able to interfere with my body, right...? WRONG!

I bite my lip while the ghostly mare actually unzips my pants, and comes closer than I expected, a cute giggle emitting while she stares down at my cock. I put my hands on her head, and to my surprise, I actually feel her soft, curly mane...As if it were real! I then decide to test out what is real and what is not...By taking my hands off her, and letting her progress...She then stops and teases me, not continuing her attempted blowjob, and instead gives me a wicked grin.

"Sorry hun...But this is all I can do for now; If you want this, you're going to have to set me free...Set me free with the Doctor's invention... Do it, Orion...Set me free!"

The pink mare sighs while leaning back on the table, her legs spread wide open and her cunt visible, glistening with wet, inches away from my face. I then get the insane idea to tease this mare back, and quickly lean close between her legs...Attempting to eat out a mare that wasn't there...Although to my surprise, I actually get a mouthful of warm, sticky precum, the unreal taste lingering off my mouth while I slowly leaned back against my chair. I slowly lick my lips of the stringy mess, the taste of creamy cherry still in my mouth as I wiped the sweet bodily fluids off my lips.

"Hehe, wow you're a quick one...You're not supposed to be able to taste me yet, but you did anyways...Mhghm, I felt your tongue inside me for a second...and I loved it! "

Screwball sighed, leaning close and putting her hoofs on my face, just inches away from her muzzle.

"Come to the lab and set me free...I want you to make me real, so we can play together, please don't keep me waiting. Heh, either way I'll see you tomorrow..."

In one last statement, the mare had vanished...Leaving me to wonder if it was just me, or was this mare really here, talking to me...? I can still remember all her statements, as if it was real...And her delicious bodily fluids...God that tasted so delicious!

"She feeds off chaos, she's the reason I can't remember anything, and she's always watching..."

I think to myself before lying down on the table, tired as hell from all the nonsense and possible mental conditions I've had to endure. My last thoughts being the key words that Screwball had left me, as if they were clues...

Always watching...Time and Energy...Chaos...

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Author's Note

What a mysterious mare...

Spawn of Evil

"Father, I promise you'll have a new body fertilizing in somepony's womb by the end of today! Nine months later, you'll have a vessel for your evil, and a vessel for the tiny amount of good in your body...The rest will be up to you, if you want to leave, or stick around Ponyville with these "goody-to shoes." I just need you to keep these losers busy all day, and I can do the rest."

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"Ugh, why is Discord causing havoc again, Fluttershy? I thought we fixed this whole disharmony thing a while ago...and couldn't he have waited till the afternoon for all this? I still need some sleep..."

"I don't know, Twilight...It seems so strange of him to just change like this...Without a quip or a joke to let us know..."

"So strange for the spirit of chaos and disharmony to just change like this...? He's turning ponies into candy for Celestia's sake! It's classic Discord at his worst..."

"Oh, I do hope my Sweetiebelle is fine...She absolutely hates it when I just throw her at Orion, without even explaining ...But this time it's perfectly reasonable! I even left a note."

The mares constantly sigh back and forward with one another, picking up the random assorted gum balls that lie around Ponyville; all these were mares and colts about an hour ago, before a certain Draconequus decided to change things up a bit. One by one, these candies were tossed into a basket, all being held by a cautious, slow flying Fluttershy...The mares finally had picked up each and every citizen who had been transformed into candy. These mares then attempt to apprehend the now laid back Discord; equipped with sun glasses and a glass of ice water, waiting for the mares to catch up to him.

"Well well well, a few seconds late don't you think? And here I thought I was slow to the party! "

"Discord! What do you think you're doing? Princess Celestia-"

"Ooh! Princess Celestia! Princess Celestia! That's all it ever is with you mares...Don't you ever take time off to have some fun with things? It's all work, work, work and no play with you, Twilight. I can assure you that I'm doing all of this chaos in good reason."

With a smooth lion's paw and a flash of purple, the mares hard work was reset right in front of their faces. The whole basket of gum-balls fluttering out and into a wave of bright orange monarch butterflies...

"Now, if you want to save Ponyville, I assume you'll need these..."

POOF!

In an instance, six butterfly nets are spawned and hit the floor, the awkward silence causing Twilight to sigh loudly...

"You're lucky I need you to turn these butterflies back into ponies, otherwise I'd..."

"What? Turn me back into stone!? Oh, how I'd really hate that...The loneliness, the solitude, the freedom of knowing you've failed your precious Princess Celestia's orders...I'm supposed to be reformed, and right now I'm feeling a little bored of that, so why not splurge for an hour or two? Get it out of my system! There's nothing against the rules about being myself for a day, is there?"

Discord said, retracting his goat leg, lions paw, and griffin talon, all clicking into place in one glorious stretch.

A certain smirk on his face indicating a far better plan to come to formation. It had seemed that all this chaos was one big distraction for his daughter's mischievous deeds occurring right now...Back at the Castle...

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"Heh, time for some hectic, delicious chaos...Wake up, Orion! There's a surprise waiting for you, but you're gonna have to wake up! Come on...We only have an hour or two to do this..."

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Only seven hours of sleep, and already I'm back to the same hell from last night. I can't shrug it off either, as whenever I would try to continue sleeping, this mare's loud bantering would start up again...That squeaky voice of hers having a certain charm that made it irresistible to ignore. It gets worse, as soon enough I feel a hoof on my face, trying to poke me out of my slumber.

"Come on...The mares are gonna be busy for the next two hours...Please wake up, Orion...I'm feeling frisky..."

...Soon enough I can't ignore her anymore, and decide to finally wake up...One hell of a surprise waiting for me most indefinitely! I rub my eyes in disbelief moments before falling off my chair and hitting my head on the floor.

"Good morning, sleepy head!"

THUNK!

"Sw-Sweetiebelle!?...What are you doing here...?"

I sigh out nervously, immediately panicking while the cuddly white mare stared at me...That voice and those eyes...not matching up from what I could remember about Rarity's little sister. This Cutie Mark Crusader was supposed to have smooth jade eyes, and such a cute singing voice; but this was not the case, and this was not the Sweetiebelle I remembered...

I felt slighted yet, a bit intrigued about all of this...Those swirly purple pupils and bright blue overalls...I knew what was happening and I did not like it one bit!

"Calm down, silly...Don't you remember all the fun times we've had in this mare's body? All the cuddles, kisses, and tickles we gave to eachother? You even took me to the Hearts and Hooves dance in this body...We slow danced..."

...Screwball was definitely speaking through Sweetiebelle, for what reason I had no idea...

"S-Screwball...Why-?"

"Because I don't have a physical body of my own yet...So instead of waiting around for your slow ass to get me one, I borrow Sweetiebelle's young self every now and then! We've been doing this for quite a while, Orion...Don't tell me you've forgotten everything...Rarity needs her little sister to be taken care of, and we get to fool around...It's a win win situation!"

...I then realize that I hadn't forgotten, and that I just really hoped it was a sick demented dream I kept remembering...All the hardcore kisses and long blowjobs, all the screwing around behind Rarity's back...was with Screwball, and not Sweetiebelle.

Screwball...Not Sweetiebelle...

"Come on, the hoof written letter that Rarity left says this mare needs a bath...Let's go wash up before I feed you breakfast, hehe! Let's do this in Rarity's bathroom, just for the lulz."

Screwball giggled cutely, hopping off the table and into my arms, her hooves locked around my shoulders while I walked up the stairs, past the chamber of rooms, through Rarity's bedroom. This was so strange, yet so familiar...

The more I remembered how often we had done this, the less guilty I felt...I did have to ask certain questions though, as I couldn't just pursue this underage mare like this. I set the white mare down on the bathroom floor, turning on the faucet and twisting the metal valve for a hot, steamy bath.

"How old is she?"

"Heh, well Sweetiebelle will be seventeen around this Hearth Warming's Eve...Why? Feeling a little guilty ya perv? I don't blame you...But she is the oldest of her friends..."

Screwball giggled cutely, using her hoofs to take the pins off her overalls and letting them hit the floor so carelessly. She then jerks her head forward, her fluffy mane coming over her face and covering one eye while the other remain hidden...

This suggestive look making kneel down to the bathroom tile for a kiss. I then let those tiny hooves lock around me and give in to the sloppy passionate kiss, the loud slurping sounds being louder than the water filling up the tub.

Mnghmm!

I open my eyes to see those luminous green pupils, slowly reforming back into purple swirls while our lips unlock...For a second, it wasn't Screwball in there...It wasn't my mysterious mare kissing me...It was Rarity's little sister in there! I then decide to test out this mare, and her amount of affection towards me...

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"Hoho, I must say Twilight, you're taking this much too seriously! If it worries you that much, then I'll stop my fun."

SNAP!

With a snap of his lion's paw, all of Ponyville is returned, mares and colts falling to the ground unaware of what had happened. The commotion then leads everypony to stare at Discord, who just grinned in anticipation...

"See, I'm not all that bad...I didn't even kidnap Princess Celestia...She's been right behind you all along!"

"Nice try, Discord...But I'm not that gullible! The Princess has much better things to do than waste time on your jokes."

"Ahem!"

Twilight freezes up while she hears the interruption of a certain mare, capable of raising the sun and princess of the land of Equestria...Needless to say, she lost her shit, and immediately kneels down to the ground...

"Princess Celestia! I-I...What are you doing here?"

"Twilight, don't dread my appearance...I need you and your friends to help my sister, Luna. This is of great importance, and I can assure you this is much more urgent than dealing with Discord and his games...I need you mares in Canterlot right now, I fear that if we do not address the issue soon...Nightmare Moon may return."

"Well you heard the Princess, off you go! Here's all your things, stay safe, and don't forget to write!"

Discord quipped while spawning a purple suitcase, stuffing in; various dresses, quills, and even the adorable baby dragon, Spike. This giving Twilight a second thought on all of this...Wondering if Discord was behind this sudden change in Princess Luna...Nonetheless, no pony could ignore the request of Princess Celestia, and Luna needed their help, no matter how last minute and far-fetched this all seemed.

"I can guarantee your buddy, Orion, will be safe and sound until you return...No mares over, no drinking, and no parties...You can trust your pal, Discord, right?"

+++

I remain sitting down on the bathroom floor, legs wrapping around my neck while I ate out the white mare sitting on the edge of the bathtub.

"Aww, keep eating, Orion! Third time's the charm...Mghmm! "

Skllltchp! Sklltch...Mwhmm!

Sweetiebelle was in charge, and giving me the loveliest eye contact while I slowly lapped up her warm cum. She was so sensitive, every three licks I was guaranteed a mouthful of creamy, sticky cum. I loved it! Even better was the look on her face, a nervous blush and a heavy gaze while her eyes slowly closed...

Mwhmm! *GULP* *GULP*

" Heh...Another mouthful of cum, lapped down..."

I sighed, slowly leaning away from the dripping wet cunt of Sweetiebelle, a hoof on my head and a kiss to my forehead...She enjoyed it, regardless on which mare I just fed off, I knew I was loved. I then stare up at those glistening jade eyes, slowly dissolving back into purple swirls...Forcing me to speak up...I could tell just from eating out of Sweetiebelle, her body would not be able to handle me...

"Screwball, I feel a little weird about doing this to an underage mare...Sorry for only mentioning it now, I-"

"Shh...Lemme fix that then..."

POOF!

In a sudden puff of purple smoke, I stare at Sweetiebelle, who did not change one bit...and remain unchanged...A quick hug and a point of a hoof later, I realize what had changed...I get up to look in the mirror, not understanding what the hell I was staring at! It was me, but I was several years younger, without stubble and with shorter hair...

"You're sixteen now...and much cuter! I figure it would be an easier task to make you younger than to make Sweetiebelle older!"

Screwball giggled, putting a hoof on my cheek and giving me one hell of a grin.

"You know she loves you too, right? There's gonna be times where I can't control her, and it's just regular Sweetiebelle doing it...But I can still feel everything...I can feel you every little lick, every drop of spit, and every little sperm cell...That's one thing this mare really loves! She loves your tiny white soldiers, forcing themselves against her egg's guarded fortress...Hehe, I can't blame her, I love it too! I kinda wish one of these days Sweetiebelle would wake up pregnant, don't you?"

...Not really, as that would seriously fuck everything up and put an end to all of this...If Sweetiebelle got pregnant, Rarity would know who the father was once she saw the kid...It would be foolish to impregnate this mare, yet I couldn't stop thinking about it...God damn you, Screwball.

"Come on, let's get you all cleaned up, okay?"

I sighed while unclipling this mare's tiny pink bra, my reward for doing this...

ZIP!

"Hehe, Rarity wants you to feed me a big lunch...and I think I'm ready for a mouthful of Orion..."

+++

Five loads of cum later...

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"Make sure you rub behind my ears...Hehe, that's my favorite spot!"

SQUEE!

The cute white mare stared up at me, constantly switching from Screwball to Sweetiebelle, such emotions coming from both of them while I leaned close for a kiss. I squeezed the lime green wash cloth over her mane, the suds from the shampoo dripping down her clean white coat. We had finished the bath in about thirty minutes, and I was ready to get her dirty again...I grab the tiny mare and rush her over to Rarity's bed, placing her down on a fresh towel and staring at her naked body...

"I can't wait to clean your insides next..."

I awkwardly sighed out, coming close to lie down on the bed, and getting a mouthful of saliva. We kiss and kiss until I forcefully pull back, my lips glistening with mare spit as I began to kiss down to her breasts. These tiny "B-Cup," beauties were firm and perky, a cute muffled moan coming out while I pressed my lips firmly around her right nipple. The thick milk flowed quickly, a distinct taste of sweet hazelnut making me gulp it down hastily. I close my eyes and gulp, mouthful after mouthful, as if I was dehydrated from a long journey through the desert...and this was my reservoir of unlimited, cool water.

"Aww, I love you so much! Huh...huh...huh!"

Sweetiebelle cried out, her gasps changing into Screwball and making me feel a little turned on...I was able to get both mares to love me, and that was enough to make me remove my pants...Ready to get this over with...

" I'm ready, Orion...Come here and make me a complete mare!"

Screwball sighed cutely, her legs opening wide and her tail lowering...Showing off that pink glistening cunt, just waiting to be fucked...The moment I leaned inside of her narrow walls, I got a cute gasp followed by a change in eye color from my special somepony...It was now Sweetiebelle...

"Aww! Get over here..."

The cute mare whined, forcing her legs around my waist and overall making me inch deeper inside her moist cunt. I breathe slowly while I begin the session, my constant pumping making Screwball gasp, and overall making it a hell of a lot more interesting! It then became a game, to see if I could get one mare focused on me for a whole minute...and to be honest, I couldn't do it! I spent ten minutes in the Missionary Position before lifting Sweetiebelle's left leg, her hoof on my shoulder while I pounded her like a jackhammer.

"Oh...Give it to me harder! Harder!"

Sweetiebelle cried out, closing her eyes and gasping, as within thirty seconds it wasn't my green eyed pony anymore. I then let the white mare ontop, Screwball slowly taking my cock with ease; her eyes locked on me for fifty seconds, until it was Sweetiebelle's turn to give it a go.

"Aww! It tickles so good! I feel you throbbing deep inside my body...Mghm!"

I take a deep breathe while she bites down on her bottom lip, her eyes rolling up toward the back of her head...This expression making me lose my cool, and ultimately making me release my seed. I loved not knowing who I came in, as both mares had a long, squeaky moan that sounded very similar in comparison. Within a couple of minutes, those pretty purple swirls grace me and I know who I just thoroughly bucked.

"Wow...It's never been that good before, Orion...I lost consciousness three times before you came inside..."

Screwball sighed out, lying her head down on my shoulder and breathing loudly, her cute sighs and breathing making my neck warm. I put my hands around her and hugged the white mare, such a beautiful moment occurring while I slowly pulled out of this sleepy mare.

POOF!

The loud sound and puffs of smoke had signified that I wasn't sixteen anymore...and back to my normal self...This making Screwball flutter those pretty purple eyes at me...and come close to tell me something...

"I'm pregnant..."

I give Screwball a long and uncomfortable stare as these words slowly come out of her mouth...A wide grin spreading across her face while she buries her face into my shoulder..

"Just kidding silly! It takes an hour or two for my egg to fertilize! We won't know until then...The look on your face! Hehe! Although, I know a certain mare who really is preggers, thanks to my magic!"

Screwball giggled, hopping off of me to reveal the mare present during our whole love making...Derpy Hooves...

"Heh! I hope you're not mad Orion...Like I said yesterday, I really want a foal of my own! Thanks to your magic friend here, I can actually give birth to a human! "

The cute gray mare said while trotting up to me, giving me a nice strong hug while Sweetiebelle came close to hug me too...Both mares expecting a child!? This couldn't be happening right now...This had to be some sort of sick joke! I stare down at the white mare, and those bright green eyes...God Damnit! Screwball was gone, and left me...

With two "supposedly" pregnant mares...

Wow, this is NOT going to make Rarity or Twilight happy...

+++

Holy shit, Screwball! What the buck!?

Home Alone!?

+++

"Princess Luna, we came as soon as we heard the news...What's wrong?"

Twilight Sparkle boldly shouted, upon entering the grand marble castle, she and her friends had startled the nervous mare. Princess Luna had not really been in any danger, and while Nightmare Moon could arise at any moment...It was a certain hormone that caused this mare of the night to blush...

"Ahem, thou really shouldn't have came so hastily...I know my sister made it seem like a big deal but I can assure you mares that this...W-Well I have a little problem, and it may have to do with your human friend...I've been struggling to keep my thoughts stable, and I'm worried my alter ego may get the best of me if I don't ...Ahem! Pursue my dreams... "

...

Twilight listens to the tone given from this shy princess and immediately catches on, indeed this was quite a predicament...

"Uh, Princess Luna, surely there are plenty of colts and stallions that ask for your hoof in marriage...Why don't you try a date or two? I mean clearly-"

"Twilight, there's not a lot I ask for in this lifetime, but finding a mate capable of affection for me...Well that is a lot to ask! I am the princess of the night and the sister of Princess Celestia! Common colts and stallions fear my presence, and would not dare to face me for a date. This is why my interest is peaked, not for a colt, but for a human. I know your love is strong for this Orion fellow, and I would like to take it upon myself for an afternoon with him...It's much better than dreaming about him."

The turquoise mare said while fixing up her mane and tiara, a cute smile spreading over her nervous face while she glanced at herself in a nearby mirror.

"Wait, so that's what this is all about!? Princess Luna has the hots for our buddy, Orion? Hehe, and here I thought it was something dangerous and life threatening ! Celestia gave us a scare, eh Twilight?"

"Dash, technically it is a threat! If Princess Luna is having positive dreams, then she's jeopardizing her consciousness as Luna...and if that happens, Nightmare Moon will be released."

+++

"H-How do you feel, Sweetiebelle? You feeling tired?"

I nervously ask, finishing up my long questions to the white mare while I tucked her in Rarity's bed. The questions that I had asked proved all my answers, like how Screwball wasn't coming back. It was just Sweetiebelle that I spent the last forty minutes with. Every kiss and hug guaranteed how this mare felt about me...and how fucked I was!

"I'm a little sleepy, Orion...and I feel very ticklish right here. Hehe! I hope its what I think it is..."

Sweetiebelle giggled, her hoof on her stomach while she didn't finish her sentence. This was quite a seductive cliffhanger sentence...and I knew what she was gonna say next...

"You hope it's my sperm, trying to wiggle their way inside your egg, huh Sweetiebelle?"

Mghmm, mhmm!

I get a moist, passionate kiss for being a smart ass, and remembering what Screwball told me was her favorite part of our session...

"That's exactly what I hope it is! Aww, it tickles so much! The more I think about it...The sleepier I feel!"

The white mare loved it, and I could honestly feel the same love that she felt for me...Fucking Screwball really made me confused on all of this, and I knew I loved both of them...Even if one was sixteen and one...I have no idea what age!

"Lie down, Sweetiebelle...Just like this...That'll increase our chances..."

I sighed out to Sweetiebelle, lying her down on her back and making sure her legs were up in the air. The look on her face made me blush as I closed the door, and slowly walked downstairs to Derpy. One mare at a time, I made sure both of these ponies were happy with their decision of carrying my child. I didn't know if Screwball was serious about making these mares pregnant, but I had to assume the rest...I take a deep breathe and sit at the Crystal Table next to my cuddly gray mare.

"Hehe! I love the way you handled her...So forceful and passionate...Its really a turn on to know you can love more mares the same way...Makes me feel confident that you'll be a good father..."

A knock at the door then relives me from Derpy's comment...

THUNK THUNK THUNK!

"Orion! I just got a threat of some sort from that Discord fellow...It was strange, as I know he's all in good fun, but he couldn't stress that I bring this machine to you. I suppose it's easier to bring it here, than wait for an opportune time while we're both present."

The brown stallion said with a smirk, and a spring in his jump; rolling in a strange looking contraption with a helmet with straps on one side and a silver, metallic panel on the other. This was all one big machine, connected together and rolled into the castle on a kart with wheels.

"Listen I'm kinda busy with a certain somepony...Think you could give me the rundown on this?"

"Well it was originally designed for a test subject to think of something, concentrated from your mind, and spawn the items right here! It worked perfectly, I just never really use it...But regardless! Just by hooking up to the helmet, and pulling this dial, your mind should kickstart this baby into refilling your lost memories...Simple as that! Just try not to think about anything and it should do the rest for you..."

And wit that explanation, the good doctor was on his way, trotting back to his lab to work on some experimental time de-placement protocols....But as I thought about what the doctor gave me, I realized what it's full potential could do. If you could think it, you could spawn it!

I then roll the machine to corner of the dining room and continue my conversation with Derpy.

"Derpy, you can't mean that...Think of how stressful and painful giving birth would be...I don't think you mean this...You don't want a kid..."

"I'd love a kid...Aww it's so special to know that I'm carrying your seed! It tickles my uterus just thinking about it..."

Derpy giggled, luring me close to her lovely self while she sat on the Crystal Table, her shirt slowly becoming un-buttoned...Second by second more and more was revealed, until she remain topless, hooves grasping my head closer to her chest.

"Orion...Listen to my heart and you'll know that I'm serious."

The gray mare had won me over with one big hug, and persuaded me from her loud, powerful heartbeat...I got comfy and rubbed my cheek against her soft, warm fur, those perfect supple breasts being the ultimate pillow.

I was much too carried away with this gray mare than to tinker with the Doctor's new machine...

"Derpy, you have such a beautiful, strong heartbeat..."

I sigh, a passionate kiss taking place while we both lied ontop of the cool, smooth table...Just like the first time we did this...I then think about this very carefully and decide on the best possible idea ever...

"Derpy, stay right here...This will just take a second..."

I hastily said, picking up the horny mare and putting her on the flat metal panel opposite of me; strapping on the helmet, and the straps that went along with it. We were both unsure but decided to go with the flow, and both had faith in me as I pulled down the lever to start up the grand machine. I close my eyes and think hard...hoping this would work and my special somepony would be fine...

"TALL, FEMALE, HUMAN"

My mind was set on a certain thought as the machine hummed up loudly...and ultimately ringing loudly while it was processed my request.

DING!

In a quick "Zap," and a "Ding," it was done...I had used this machine to transform my mare into a tall, soft skinned Caucasian human; still crossed the eye and still blonde. She was perfect! I quickly take off my helmet and walk over to the tall naked lady, a big beautiful blush spreading across her face while I put my hands on her.

"...Am I-? Am I a pretty human now, Orion?"

"Derpy, you'll always be pretty to me...But now that your womb is perfectly configured for my sperm..."

I stop my sentence and put my hands around the light lovely lady, and lift her back to the table...Her beautiful stare gracing me while I lean close to spread open her legs.

"Orion, lets GUARANTEE to make me a mommy...Let's do it right here, right now!"

+++

"Wait wait wait...She's gonna live with us too? Derpy I can tolerate...but Princess Luna!? Do you have any idea what this means, Twilight? We'll never get time with Orion!"

Rainbow Dash sighs to the mares while Luna packed a bag full of clothes, enough for a whole week's stay. A certain aura was resonating off the now excited princess, as clearly she was worried and anxious earlier today. This was a positive reinforcement, as it kept Nightmare Moon at bay, and as long as Luna was happy, Twilight was happy.

"Rainbow Dash! It's only one week...We have our whole life with him! Don't be so greedy, it's just a week...and she can stay in my room."

"Hah! You would say that...So you and Luna can have Orion all to yourselves? Not gonna happen!"

+++

"Hehe, perfect! Just as I hoped, the more mares that come between the mane six and Orion, the more they'll break apart their friendship...Then the Elements of Harmony will be useless!"

+++

"Ahh! Take my cum, Derpy...Take it deep inside your body...Heh, heh, heh..."

"Oh...Oh! That feels so good! Hehe, do it again, Orion...Cum inside me again!"

Derpy gasped out, my cock throbbing hard and long, already two loads of cum inside her and she wanted more.
I was at my limit, and doubted I could even get hard again...but as I gave a dazed look to those bright yellow crossed eyes...I couldn't disappoint her.

"You want it again? How about like this...?"

"Mhmm! So deep! Oh..."

The sensitive woman cried out, her long legs tightening around my waist while I forced my cock as deep as I could...This making Derpy gasp loudly and cum on demand, her thighs clenching the more I fucked her. Those cute whines and gasps kept me going until, my body gave out...I wanted to keep going, but I couldn't! I creamed inside her body with every last amount of energy I had...

"Heh...No more, Derpy...I can't-"

Mghmmgm! Sltchh...

"That's alright...I feel so full and happy! I don't ever wanna stop loving you...Infact..."

...Derpy leans back and unlocks her lips from me, a seductive smirk spread across her face while she thought about her statement...

"I wanna stay like this forever! "

+++

Castle of 1000 Corpses

"So then I said, “That’s not icing on your cupcake, Ms.Cheerilee!" Hehe isn't that right, Orion? Do you remember the look on that school teacher's face!?"

Pinkie Pie said while she giggles abruptly, and shoves my shoulder playfully...That story actually sounding quite familiar...and if my accusations were correct...

"She said it was still warm...she told me later that day that she wanted more of that icing..."

Pinkie Pie and I both stare at each-other to finish the story, a certain smirk present on both of our faces while we waited to speak at the same moment...

"Inside her womb!"

We both say at the same time, thus conforming a bucked up story about me working at Sugar Cube Corner for a day, before getting fired. Such a sick story, yet I could recall it so vividly once Pinkie Pie revealed bits and pieces of it. That was quite the day, as my special cupcakes actually made more money from horny mares then the standard income of regular desserts sold that day.

"Heh, Orion and I sold a baker’s dozen of cupcakes with some of his special icing on it...Needless to say, me and the other mares loved that stringy, white frosting..."

"Pinkie, when was this? I recall the Cutie Mark Crusaders talking about special cupcakes a week ago...and I really hope my Sweetiebelle didn't buy any of those...special cupcakes..."

"Hehe, are you kidding, Rarity? Who do you think bought most of our cupcakes that day? Talk about a couple of hungry phillies...I thought they were gonna ask for seconds!"

...Everypony had a big laugh except two mares, Rarity and Rainbow Dash...One sickened to her stomach about her little sister eating cum-cupcakes and the other...

Well I had no idea what was wrong with my Dashie...Everypony at the Crystal Table had a glass of wine in their hoof, meanwhile Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash remain sober.

The past thirty minutes I was helping Derpy use her new hands to pour a glass, and hold it with her fingers, instead of hooves. It was a grand get together, and everypony remain positive to Princess Luna's stay here at the castle...at least I thought everypony was positive...

"Rainbow Dash, what's the matter? You look a little glum..."

"Huh? No...It’s nothing, Orion. I'm fine..."

...We all stop the laughs and merriment to give a concerned look to one neutral Rainbow Dash. A certain negative tone resignated off her body, and ultimately dulled her bright blue coat down to a silverish gray color...I wondered if anypony could see it, or if I was the only one aware of her color change...

"Come here, Dash...Lemme turn that frown upside down..."

I sighed, scooting out of my seat and leaning forward to hug the pouting pony, who seemed to be hiding something from us. I put my hands on her cheek and forced her to stare at me, a noble smile gracing me before she would turn away. It was as if there was a secret that was bugging her, and stopping this mare from having a good time with the rest of us...I just had to figure it out and get to the bottom of this...

"It's nothing Orion...I'm just thinking about something, that's all..."

"Dash, if you don't tell me, I'm gonna have to kiss it out of ya."

...For a glimpse, my Rainbow Dash comes back to me, a playful smirk spread across her face while her bright blue tone resurfaced her body...but then it quickly faded back to a dull gray, along with her frown. I then have to abide by my statement, and come close for a kiss on the muzzle. We just kiss on the lips, but when I decide to let my hands lock around her head to rub behind the ears, a messy tongue kiss takes place.

"Mwhhh...Mhghmm!"

We both sloppily swap spit and emotions lead from one thing to another, as I sit this blue mare on the table to unlock our kiss...This time I get my Dashie back for more than a couple of seconds...

"It's just that Discord showed me a glimpse of the future, and I wasn't in it. I knew that couldn't be true...You wouldn't just abandon me like that...Would you Orion?"

"Of course not Rainbow, I love you and all of the other mares equally...and don't think that I could put anypony above eachother."

"...Then what about Princess Luna? What if I told you that I was worried she would steal you away from us..."

...The castle grows quiet as Dash says this comment, this one comment that was on her mind the whole time...

It was this one comment that kept her from smiling earlier, and forced her colors to fluctuate from blue to gray...I really wish she would have mentioned this earlier.

"Don't be silly, Dash...I've known you way longer than this mare, so what makes you think I would just drop everything and run away with her?"

In one strong reply, my mare was back to her normal self, and full of attitude again; she flips her mane and puts a hoof on my cheek before giving me a reply...

"Hehe, sorry Orion...I was a fool to think Discord was showing me the future. Please forgive me, everypony, including you, Princess Luna."

In one squeaky clean statement, all was forgiven and all was forgotten; any discomfort from Rainbow Dash was gone and cleared up. I then give a hug and a kiss to the relieved mare, this causing everypony to join in.

"You'd mares love me...Even if there was somepony else who wanted to move in with us, right?"

"Of course, silly...I could care less about how many mares you attract...Just as long as you still have time for us!"

Twilight said cheerily, giving me a warm, calming smooch on the cheek...

All was well, at least for now it was...

+++

"Father, tell me again why we're here at the Ponyville cemetery in the dead of night?"

"Dear spawn of mine, isn't it clear yet? With Rainbow Dash under my mind control, it's only a matter of time before those mares tear each-other apart! Which is why as a backup plan, a few re-animated house guests will literally rip these mares apart...Leaving that human to suffer the consequences, and for Celestia to banish him for all those casualties in the castle..."

Discord said with an evil smirk, giving a magic touch to the misty graveyard and lighting it up to a murky purple glow. The sudden magic had shoo ken the dead up from their slumber, and had given the deceased ponies’ new life. The rotting corpses stumble their way up from their graves, as they slowly hunch their way outside to Ponyville.

"D-Don't you think this is a bit drastic? I'm always interested in a good troll every now and then, but this-"

"ERRUGH...BRAINS!"
"HSSS!"
"RAW! BRAAINS..."

Screwball remain speechless while a horde of the undead slowly formed together, in a single train of demented gibberish and slurred requests for brains.

"Oh, calm down...I do think that all of this will be over in thirty minutes of biting and stomping! Those mares won't even know what'll hit em! Well...they might... thanks to my slow, loud undead friends...I just figured that if I was going to be bad, I might as well be bad at the most opportune time."

...

"I'm just gonna make sure those mares are locked inside that castle...Just to make sure there's no way out..."

Screwball nervously sighed, almost having second thoughts on betraying her father, and the diabolical plan that was to come.
+++

"Thanks, Rarity! These clothes you whipped up look perfect for me!"

Derpy giggled loudly, hyped over Doctor Whoove's machine that had helped Rarity create a series of outfits in less than a minute; all thanks to the mare's fashion sense and detailed thoughts.

"Why it's nothing, Derpy. This fine machine simply caught my divine sense of fashion and created it faster than any stitching machine I could've used."

...With all of this talk and use of that machine, I realize how long it's been there...and how long I could have been using it. I then do the unthinkable, I get the idea to summon my mystical pink mare...Screwball!

"I just need clear my mind for a second..."

I sigh out while walking up to the machine, holding the clunky metal helmet as Rarity "hoofed," it over to me. It was unclear on how this would work, but I could care less...I needed Screwball to help me recover my past, despite how strange this would be...I strap on the helmet and stand next to the humming machine, ready to spawn my strange mystical marefriend...

"Alright...I want that pretty pink mare, overalls and all! Give me that chaotic bitch, Screwball."

HMMMM!

The machine starts up as usual, only this time, massive strikes of lightning fly out...A loud giggle emitting through the castle while my mare begins to take form...That beautiful purple mane with white swirls being the first of Screwball to shimmer through...Then those transcendent eyes...Before I know it, she's fully formed and fully clothed, smiling as usual.

"O-Orion? Who is this mare...?"

"Twilight, although I can't exactly answer that question...I know that she can help me...and she's on my side. This mare is named Screwball, and she's-"

"The spawn of Discord!"

...Princess Luna quickly chimes in, an angry tone in her voice sparking a moment of tension.

"Now, now...While that is true, I can assure you-"

"Why should we listen to you!? As far as I'm concerned, you're just as evil and chaotic as your no good father! Get away from her, Orion...This mare can't be trusted."

"No, Rainbow Dash...I trust and love this mare, regardless of her father."

...The castle grows quiet as all the mares stare at me awkwardly...Even better was the way Screwball jumped up in my arms, just like a Scooby-Doo cartoon.

"You...do?"

"Yeah, yeah...Enough of this chit chat, I need to help this man with his memories before we're all slaughtered by the undead...Come here, Orion..."

Screwball sighed out, putting her hoofs on my head and forcing me to stare at her swirly pupils; our foreheads bumping together while we just stared at one another. I then get the strangest feeling, almost like a massive headache! A sudden rush of thoughts and past events flashing through me, one by one...I remembered!

All the time spent with Twilight, and the random occasions I spent with the other mares! Why that was mid-season, before those pesky wings made my purple magician an alicorn...Then there's before that, before I came to Equestria!

My god, I was attending a UC when I was...I was...abducted! I remember taking a midnight stroll, lighting up a joint, before...a bright purple light opened up from the night sky. The last night I spent in California, was wasted playing video games; God damn you, Call of Duty!

"That's it, Orion! That's what we need...We need a hero tonight, and your zombie slaying skills will do just fine!"

With a kiss to the forehead and a flip of her mane, Screwball has spawned a familiar mark on the wall behind us. This glowing silhouette was of a weapon, a sniper rifle known as the "M-14." I quickly drop the pink mare and rush over to the chalk outline, shocked in disbelief as I was actually able to reach in and pull out...

BDDING!

A loud sound emits while I grab the ten pound, long barreled weapon...Fully loaded and ready to be fired. Holy shit this was insane! The moment of epicenes skyrocketing while a large brown crate was spawned on the Crystal Table, a certain box of mystery with two white question marks ontop of the lid.

"Hehe, we will have to play by the standard rules...But I'll give you that wall weapon for free! You might want to get ready, those freakbags are gonna start breaking in soon. "

"Twilight, quick! Where are all the windows in this place?"

"Why there all upstairs...Those are the only windows in the castle, all of them in our rooms..."

...While this statement is made, I can't help but think of a certain mare who has been upstairs this whole time...Sweetiebelle!

"Holy shit! You mares get over there, toward the kitchen...I gotta get Sweetiebelle..."

I exclaim, throwing down my rifle and quickly running up the stairs...Down the hall, into Rarity's bedroom, so relieved to hear the slow breathing of my white mare as she slept. I quickly walk over to Sweetiebelle, lifting her up and carrying her over my shoulder while I turned around.

...Just about ready to leave, when all of the sudden the distorted grumbling of a ghoulish beast caught my attention...

"RUH...BRAINS!"

The horror then hits me hard as I watch the dark figure smash its way in the room; my immediate reaction being to get the hell out of there! I hold onto Sweetiebelle and make a mad dash down the halls of more roaring undead, my heart racing while I made it back to the rest of the mares downstairs.

"Heh...heh...Their here..."

I sigh out, barely breathing and barely able to stand; I basically throw over Sweetiebelle to Rarity and grab my rifle, pulling back the hammer and reloading in one quick...

CLICK!

"Come on, Orion...I wanna help kick some decomposed undead flank!"

"Yeah! I wanna help too...I actually have hands to hold a weapon!"

"Count me in! I sure could stomp some of that there evil vermin."

In a series of quick comments, I had my teammates ready...Derpy, Dash, and Applejack! Sure only one could fire a weapon like me, but I was appreciate for the all the help I could get! I quickly run over to the kitchen and equip myself a knife, well I honestly grabbed four of them.

"Alright, these zombies should start off slow and weak, but should eventually become a challenge! Don't be afraid to get your hooves dirty...A quick slash to their neck should end their lives...Screwball, how much do we have to kill?"

"Currently there stands one thousand undead ponies to go!"

+++

Trix of the Lonesome

"Screwball these zombies are really easy to kill-"

ERRUUH~ BOOM! *SPLAT*

"Hehe, that was a messy one!"

Derpy giggled cutely, turning her face towards me to show me the shiny, chrome red blood drip down her cheek...Only thirty minutes in this hectic zombie splatter spree and already these mares claimed it was far too easy...If only they knew...

Things weren't too bad, I had taught Derpy to fire some guns relatively quick...The funniest thing was watching her aim down the sights for a double barrel shotgun, how cute of her! Derpy and I were maintaining the center of the room, held behind the Crystal Table while Rainbow Dash and Applejack did their thing; they kept the remaining ghouls from slaughtering the other mares watching from a distance.

"Screwball, how are we doing on those kills?"

"Oh, only eight hundred and thirty five to go...Don't hold up, it's barely round seven! These freaks start trotting faster around now..."

ERRUUH! SKLLTCH!

"Hah, big deal...They'll just end up trotting into mush if they keep coming toward me."

Rainbow Dash quipped, giving me such a strange smirk while she lifted her hoofs, disconnecting what was once a pony's head from the blood splattered ground. This had turned out to be pretty fun, despite the fact that death lurked around the corner; I made sure my mares were safe, checking my six to see the other ponies watching from the kitchen. I was baffled to see everypony watching in excitement; the only mare not thrilled of course being Fluttershy.

"Oh...I don't know about all of this...Discord doesn't seem like the type to kill. Sure, he's known for a quick prank, or an elaborate joke..but this-"

"Face it, Fluttershy...He's not what you would call a good guy...Reformed my flank!"

"Yeah...This is new for me, and I'm his own kid! Pranks and bucked up tricks are fun, but attempted murder is another thing...I know he's working with somepony else, and she's pure evil!"

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Meanwhile Back at the Cemetary...
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"Well it's been started! Soon enough those mares will meet their untimely end and you'll have your precious human...Tell me, what does a powerful sorcerer like yourself want with that pesky mortal anyways?"

...

Discord quickly chuckles to himself while his comment goes ignored, and flies right over the mysterious cloaked mare. These two fiends had this devilish plan hatched far before anypony else had caught on...Not even Screwball! Discord had this all figured out, as he had cooperated with this mare long before anypony was the wiser.

"Not much of a talker, aye? Well regardless what your motive may be...It will soon come to fruition! Can you see it now? Just my chaos, and your wicked magic, running this dirt-town...Equestria will be ours for the conquering!"

"No! I do not wish to rule Ponyville...That is all yours for the taking..."

The mysterious mare finally spoke up, her cloak swaying in the wind and giving off a certain impression while her emerald shone furiously in the night...

"I just want that human all to myself..."

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"Uh, Screwball...I sure could go for a Max Ammo right about now..."

"Hehe! You know I'm bending the rules as it is...but if I get a smooch maybe I'll-"

THUNK! MGHMM! MWHMM...

I throw my rifle down to the ground and pursue the powerful pink pony for a passionate kiss, her hooves locked around my back while I laid her ontop of the table. This was no time to fuck around, as Derpy and I both needed our firepower or else the zombie horde would clearly overrun Dash and Applejack...I kept my focus in Screwball's mouth until she giggled abruptly, and took her hoofs off me.

"Heh, you don't need more bullets with that rifle anyways...Just get a stronger weapon!"

The giggling mare said, kicking the large box that glowed a bright blue light up into the air...Of course! The Mystery Box, a random slot machine, dealing weapons of all variety...I was a fool not to test my luck on this weapon dispatcher in the first place, but then again it could be worse than my rifle.

"Fuck it!"

I quickly exclaim, lifting the heavy lid of the box, and watching the bright blinding light that followed with a familiar jingle...I slowly recognize the weapons as they cycle in front of me; all of them had their specialty, some weak and some far too powerful.

"Hehe, dun dun deh dun dun, pop goes the weasel!"

BUM BING!

Pinkie Pie giggled right on cue, as the box halted on a the sleek long wood-crafted AK-47. I nearly cry as I reach forward to pick up my new weapon of choice, the box closing shut and revealing the train of zombies I was so nervous about...Rainbow Dash and Applejack quickly trotting behind the table with me as I pulled back the hammer and aim down the sights.

BDDDH! BDDDH! BDDDDDHH!

The vanquished cries of the damned echo through the castle, leaving everypony speechless while the whole crowd of undead ponies were silenced in one clip...Pinkie Pie giving a loud giggle while the clip of my Russian assault rifle hits the floor...

"Hehe! It's like a hundred party cannons going off at once. Aww, that was spectacular!"

CLICK! TCHKT!

The mares just watch while I reload, and prepare for the next assault of zombies to trot down those stairs...but to my surprise it grows quiet...Too quiet! Then as if by my terrible gaming instincts kick in, I realize what's to come...and sure enough...

"Fetch me their souls!"

I cringe with excitement as Discord's villainous voice shakes the castle, and ultimately bringing forward the next beasts to strike...Hellhounds!

GRRRR...HSSS!

"Uh...Those aren't mutts, Orion...Those are-"

"Timberwolves!"

Everypony cried out at the same time, the loud growls and hisses striking me with fear and determination while I saw it with my own eyes...The low, fast paced beast charged on all fours, quickly rushing down the stairs and right into my sights...Yet, I remain motionless, watching in terror while this fiend leapt for me...

I would have stood their and taken a mauling to the face it it weren't for my quick assistant handy with a shotgun.

"Oh no you don't!"

Derpy quickly says while taking dead aim, and unloading a shell right into that Timberwolf, exploding wood chips and ash all over the place. I quickly tune back to reality, and realize that more of these fiends are slowly spawning from atop the stairs; and alas my assault rifle would do me no good against these fast targets. I quickly lift the lid of the Mystery Box and pray for something decent!

...I needed a powerful but charged shot...

"Give the box another spin...Who knows maybe you'll get..."

BUM BING!

The box stops on the most god awful weapon imagined, so powerful yet such drawbacks toward whomever fired it. I gaze at the tiny, plastic looking Ray Gun before reaching for it, a strange sound emitting while I grabbed it. The more I wanted to look at this strange weapon, the less I had time to fire it, as the growling Timberwolves proved to be good target practice.

BDING! BDING! BDING!

The green energy waves fly out the snout of this mysterious weapon, all having a long chime while the Timberwolves each exploded into stardust. It was far too grand, yet as the last ghoul was ignited, a bright green ammo crate hovered above in mid air...Our savior!

Just as I stepped onto the table, to reach for the precious ammo, a certain Draconequus decided to put an end to all of this. The mares around me then freeze up, all but Screwball covered in a pink tint, as if stuck in time due to Discord's magic. The corpses, the chalk outlines, and the Mystery Box all gone in one quick flash...Leaving me to whimper loudly;

"B-But my Ray Gun..."

It is then that I notice a dark figure that stands aside Discord, a mare who's face is too dark to see...The only thing visible being the red amulet that shone brightly like a polished ruby.

"Well, that was quite the show! I must admit it did get rather dull towards the end...I mean come on! A Ray Gun!? What were those folks at Treyarch thinking?"

"Father! Why are you helping that crazy bitch anyways? What can she do that I can't?"

"End Celestia's reign and make Equestria mine for the taking."

...In one quick statement, Discord had silenced his spawn and made things awkward as hell...

"Wow, well I can't compare to that...but why do these mares have to die? Their...not as lame...as I thought..."

"That's not up to me..."

Discord says, quickly stepping aside to let the cloaked mare reveal herself...That black cover hitting the floor to reveal...Trixie!? Holy buckin shit!

"It's up to me, the Great and Powerful, Trixie! I don't care what happens to these mares, I just know I want Orion all to myself..."

The blue mare shouted, giving off a certain smirk and overall making her purpose known...Another God damn mare wanted some human action...This mare had something a little different up her sleeve though.

"Discord! Grab your daughter and take your leave...I want the last thing these mares to see...is their precious human to make love with me..."

"Ho, no you don't-"

POOF!

In an instance, all hope was lost, for Screwball was the only mare not affected by the purple magic that had kept my mares frozen, and forced to watch this horrid display. My mind immediately races for anyway out of this situation, quickly analyzing any all and any possible solutions...but alas the only way out, was lying down on the table right infront of me; wearing nothing but a violet frilly skirt and a soft pink bra.

"Please don't make me force a love spell on you, Orion...I'm not like that terrible Twilight Sparkle, desperate for any affection I could get my hooves on...Besides, I'm the reason you're here in Ponyville."

...But...

"T-Twilight said that-"

"That what? Celestia gave orders to research an unfinished Friendship Spell? No...It was a little more than that...Come here and let Trixie tell you."

SQUEE!

I sit down in a seat at the table while Trixie's hooves immediately grace me, playing with my curly hair as I stared up at her, giving my undivided attention. The look on her face was so captivating, for being a villainous bitch of a mare who screwed everything up in the last ten minutes...She gave such a sincere stare while I had my chin on her left leg.

"You see, Orion...I always felt as if I didn't belong in this insignificant dirt-town. I was forced to put on petty shows and pretend I was an all powerful magician. My powers had remain limited, as I don't make friends easily, and I could not find love; Nopony had yet to meet my standards in this world...So then I looked to the other worlds...Using this amulet to seek another lonely outcast like myself."

Trixie stops her explanation and puts a hoof on my cheek, an awkward moment occurring while she blushed heavily.

"Of all the worlds, and all the constellations, one had stood out from the rest...The Hunter in the sky, a human bound by Celestia and banished long ago...It was only with time and research had I found out that you were in a world populated with other humans. You shone just as bright as your belt, and I found you quite fast...I had to summon you here, I had to forge a cheap letter from Celestia, and I had to guarantee your safety..."

...A hug ensues after this long explanation, and I can't help but hug back, such a confusing complex mare, capable of ending my life and the mares behind me...I couldn't take a chance, I had to do whatever Trixie wanted me to do...

"I summoned you to Twilight Sparkle's presence, hoping she would take care of you until I was ready to reclaim you...I didn't know that mare would drug you, don't you worry though, I'll make her pay!"

...I then quickly decide to halt any negative thoughts from this mare, and replace it with myself; a cute giggle coming from this menacing magician while I forced her to lie down on the table...Her legs opening up while I leaned close to kiss those aquamarine panties.

"Hehe, so full of herself! She's got her own cutie mark stitched into her panties..."

I loudly think to myself, busy kissing and chewing on that wavy blue crescent and wand. The more I tugged on her undergarments, the less agro this mare became, the pure gold of this moment occurring while I pulled down her panties with my teeth...A quick sigh coming out of Trixie while I dropped them carelessly on the floor and continued my exploration up her skirt.

"Mhmm, I'll drop the whole third person talk just for you...I'd give up everything just for you, Orion."

The banters of this mare continue while I press my face against Trixie's crotch, a nice aroma of sweet ginger glazing off my lips while I kissed her fur. I was so delicate and careful with this pony, as I sloppily kissed around her cunt before going directly for the main course. It was then a challenge, to see what I could do to this mare in order for her to forget her hostility toward my mares. The next fifteen minutes I then spent tongue deep inside this heavy breathing mare.

"Mwhm, Orion...You shouldn't filth up that-Ah!"

Trixie let out a baffled gasp while my tongue found itself a cozy home inside her rectum for a couple of seconds, slowly wiggling around and enjoying the taste...I sloppily kiss her ass and take out my tongue before moving on, inside her tight pink snatch. In retrospect it was disgusting, but I honestly loved it! The taste, the feeling of her walls, and the loud breathes all made it worth while, as soon enough I was in heaven...It was so delicious and warm, I close my eyes and enjoy one hell of a moist meal...

"Mwhgm...Slltchh...Mhmm!"

I loudly eat, constantly jabbing my middle finger deep inside Trixie's ass while slurping up the wet mess that slowly leaked. The harder and faster my finger grooved, the more liquids would flow in my mouth, all of it leading to a messy climax as I tugged on her tail. The moaning mare was at her limit, her legs tightening and her cunt clenching while my dinner was slowly being prepared.

"Ahh! I'm gonna...I'm gonna!"

SKLTCH...*GULP* *GULP* *GULP*

Time stands still while I gulp down mouthful after mouthful of the slimy warm delicacy...Such a bittersweet cream, and such massive quantities of it! I make sure every single drop of cum is swallowed, and safely ingested in my stomach. The moment my meal ends, I open my eyes, and slowly take my mouth off her sticky pussy, thick globs of saliva connecting my lips to hers.

I lean out of this mare's skirt to see the beautiful expression on her face...

She was passed out, and breathing hard while her face remain a bright cherry red; this was my moment to save my mares! I lean forward and quickly pocket the shiny red amulet that was clipped to her bra...Thus leaving Trixie both passed out and topless...My mind racing to test if we both felt the same awkward shallow way about eachother...

I lie on the table aside the mare, her eyes still shut as I scoot closer to her supple bossoms, slowly kissing my way up to her rounded breast. My lips were locked onto her hard left nipple, a quiet sigh escaping the comatose mare while I forcefully sucked...I really wanted to feed off of her, but there was nothing to drink...

"Damn! I really wish I could~"

Mwhmm...Mhmmm...

My mind halts mid thought while a massive haul of milk quenches my thirst, all perfectly timed and synced to my thought...After several big gulps, and some joyful moaning, I lean off Trixie to stare down at the tingling sensation in my pants...It wasn't the usual this time, but something more left of my crotch. I then realize that Trixie's amulet was the cause of the tingling, and I quickly reach for it while my mare recovered from her session.

"Hmm, I sure do wish this mare's womb was able to accept my sperm..."

I loudly think to myself while kissing Trixie's fur, from her breasts, down to her stomach and stopping at her skirt. My accusations soon come true while my mare gives a loud moan, her hoofs holding my head in place while she finally comes to.

"Oh...It tickles when you kiss me right there...Mhmm, I'm ready, Orion...I'm ready to take a big hard human cock deep inside my body..."

Trixie sighs cutely, her heavy gaze giving me second thoughts on all of this...

If I wanted to, I could halt this and save my mares, but on the other hand, I have the choice to fuck this mare and give her a legitimate child...

Aww, damn my feeble minded self; this shouldn't be a decision! I clearly want to do both, save my mares and get my revenge with a nine month gift inside this mare...

What to do, what to do...

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Picking Up The Pieces

My mind quickly races, pondering any and all schemes that could prevent this awkward buckfest! I had to do something to prevent the destruction and chaos caused by this evil, hexing, mare; currently focused on screwing right here and now on the glass table before us. It was obvious by the glare in her soothing lavender eyes, that she wanted me, and would be willing to prove herself for me. The strange accusations seem true while I stalled her, and gave her my remark...

"T-Trixie...I need to tell you something!"

"What is it my love? Please tell me what will cause those strange clothes to hit the floor, your enchantress demands it!"

The persistent pony pandered, coming close and rubbing her muzzle against my worried, frantic face. All I needed to do was make her mortal, to get any and or all magic attributes that she possessed away from her...To make her not a unicorn...If only I could-

THAT'S IT! MAKE HER MORTAL, MAKE HER HUMAN!

"Ehem! Well, I wanted to really prove our love by guaranteeing I was apart of you, and-"

MGHMM! SLTTCH...STLTCH...MWAH!

One hell of a messy kiss ensues while I nearly am tackled down against the cold shimmering table, mouthful of saliva! I forcefully push Trixie off of me, my lips unlocking from her muzzle while she gave me a strange stare. This was my one and only chance to throw my retarded ass ploy at her...Yet, I couldn't help but wrap my arms around the horny mare, full of excitement and perversion.

I slowly become nervous and jittery while this mare pursues me, and comes close to sit on my lap, her seating being ever so suggestive. The more I let this continue, the deeper the grave I'd be digging myself into! It was stupid, but I had nothing else! I had to give my faulty plan a go!

"Trixie, I wanna get you pregnant! But you're gonna have to turn into a human... I can use a machine to turn into a woman...If you really do love me like you say you do."

...

It then was all said, and literally all laid out on the table! My stupid, horrible plan...Would it work? Could I bait her into standing in Doctor Whoove's strange machine!? The silence and pure emptiness that followed was just agonizing...A long awkward silence while I hugged the mute pony, busy thinking over my silly purposeful. The next thing I know, this sly mare is staring up at me, eyes sparkling like a quasar while she attempts to hold my hand with her hoof.

"...Do it! Make me human and put a baby inside me..."

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"Dad, why can't we just call this whole hostile takeover thing off?"

"Dear spawn of mine, why oh why does it matter? I've ran this land ages ago, before those two sisters ruined everything...and after pretending to be nice and fair...You want to stop me-...Us?"

"Two sisters...Damn! You mean because Princess Luna is-"

"That's right! Even if she's not at Trixie's disposal, she's busy pursuing her sexual fantasies with that human fellow...Not to mention the whole Nightmare Moon set up as a backup plan."

"...Well it seems that you really have this planned out; Maybe I should just stick around-"

"Hah! Nice try, kiddo...But earlier today made me realize that you can't be trusted...So...I'm shipping you back to that great and powerful, Trixie ."

POOF!

+++

"Holy shit, this is it...I can't believe this is going to work! Okay, Orion, don't get too ahead of yourself...Just shut up, and concentrate on making this mare mortal. I mean, what's the worst that can happen? She'd...obliterate me and my mares?"

I couldn't keep my mind together, I was on edge when I was so close to finishing off this madness and freeing my captured mares! It was just me standing next to Trixie, head strapped with the good Doctor's strange contraption, and this mare sitting in the booth. All I had to do was just flip the switch and think...That's all that was required of me, and yet...-

"Your great and powerful Trixie is waiting...I want your love now, Orion!"

The blue mare sighed, getting restless and ency, meanwhile I really didn't want to do this! I had no choice however, and had to comply with this plan of mine. I then just close my eyes, and attempt to clear my mind of all distractions and worries...

"Mortal, human, female...Trixie!"

In an instance, it was completed, and all I had to do was pull the switch! I wait for the smoke to clear before I can see what creation I had spawned...It was so grand I had completely forgotten what I was even planning! I nearly fall to the floor as I see that smirk, and those persuasive pupils, and long luxurious blue hair. Those facial features were to die for, her somewhat dark skinned complexion really giving her eyes a bright glow to them. I slowly approach the mysterious human, and wrap my arms around her naked warm body, a long awkward hug taking place.

"I'm human! I'm finally perfect...and I finally have someone who cares about me."

Trixie says while coming closer and laying her head down on my shoulder, her warm breath tickling my neck. It was terrible on how great the timing was for this event, as she was none the wiser that any of her magic was now gone! I cringe to myself while I see Twilight slowly creeping behind this horny human busy hugging me...I hold my breathe and wait for the impact...

"Gotcha! Not so great and powerful anymore, eh Trixie?"

The mares present in the room give a collective cheer while Trixie is slowly tackled to floor and held captive by the very magic that she used to contain. I slowly take a long breath while my mares turn towards me and just smile, some even blushing. I just fall to the ground and close my eyes while Rarity, Rainbow Dash, and Fluttershy trot up to comfort me.

"Hehe! Well, I can't say I approve of your methods, but thanks for saving us, Orion."

"Yeah, you could've easily just used the machine and turned her into a bug!"

"Oh...I don't think it could've gone any better. At least nopony got hurt."

I slowly open my eyes and look up at the towering Derpy, the look on her face telling me something was awry. She looked concerned, and wasn't as spry as the other mares were...I stand up and slowly hug her, trying to comfort her into telling me what was wrong. The cute yellow eyed girl immediately hugs me and buries her face into my neck.

"Orion, we need to see the Doctor..."

I immediately cringe while I hear her ploy to return to Doctor Whoove's lab, as I could only imagine how fucked up our adventures could advance from there. It was very unclear where to go from here, as I had no idea where Screwball was, and if I could even trust her. My eyes then slowly lock to Twilight's purple pupils, that soft smile making me feel somewhat calm while she approaches me.

"It's okay, Orion...We'll be alright."

+++

"Quick, Doctor! Discord's reign has started and we're running out of time...What are we gonna do!?"

"Great whickering stallions! Come, we have but one chance to revert this...But there's a catch! My time fluxuator is set only to travel back one month..."

Click! THWOOSH

The mechanical door slowly opens up, revealing a narrow chamber, capable of holding three people at the most. This strange contraption looked odd, but was the key to save my mares and this land. It was very strange, and only should have been used as a last resort, I had to do this, no matter the cost!

"Doctor, how exactly will this work? I just hop in and teleport to the past?"

"Blast! We can't have an extra copy of each other running around in the past...It would be catastrophic! With this molecular mind transfer, all of our memories should pass over...I only hope we have enough time to make things right!"

Molecular mind transfer? What the hell does that mean!?

"Does that mean...? We leave our bodies here? In the corrupted timeline?"

"Well, Orion, my dear chum...If we go back in time and fix this little accident, there won't be a body to come back to! We'd slip into our past bodies with our new memories, and live out our life in that body! It's only a month, after all!"

"But Doctor...If you, Derpy, and I are the only ones that will retain our memory...Does that mean everypony else will forget what happened in this timeline?"

...

"I'm afraid so..."

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Buck To The Past?

"Here it comes Orion...Your second chance!"

+++

I can recall everything that had just happened, all the chaos and trouble that had unfolded that wicked evening...

"Orion!? Wake up!"

I suddenly remember the last moments before stepping into the Doctor's machine. I remember Derpy, and all of the mares that cared about me, even though I caused so much conflict. It was then clear, that I was the one at fault, it was me who caused all these creatures and craziness that had ensued! Surely, if I was given a second chance to clear up my mistakes, I would not repeat the same outcomes.

"Hey sleepy-head, it's almost time for our play date!"

There, the voices slowly come, making me question where I was, and what predicament I could even be in! I could recall those voices, the first one being the stern and excited Twilight, while the other was an obnoxious Pinkie Pie. This was a clear sign that I was out of my head-trip and now slowly coming awake, and coming to realization of where and when I was! My eyes slowly adjust to the bright sunshine just before opening, and gazing at not just two mares, but five!

"Uhh, Twilight? Pinkie Pie?"

I slowly sigh out, confused on why I was lying in a bed surrounded by three young eager mares, quaintly dressed and full of excitement. It was such a strange feeling as I leaned up out of bed, and re-arranged the blankets. my head hazy and full of questions on what day it was and where I was. The tall wooden walls and ceiling, the long rows of bookshelves...the fact that Twilight had no wings!? Holy shit...

"Look who's finally awake! Awe, you poor thing, you must've had a bad dream."

"Yeah! You kept tossing and turning, mumbling something about how it's your fault! Good thing Twilight never left your side."

...

I share a gaze with Twilight while Pinkie finished her statement, still so much confusion on why they both were here, waiting for me to wake up. No amount of explaining could rationalize the night I had just had, nopony could understand! Nopony...but...DOCTOR WHOOVES! That was the only thing on my mind at this point, finding him and asking him what to do...Or in this case, what not to do!

"Ahem! What was that about a play-date? Because I really need to-"

I awkwardly stop my statement while a certain white mare catches my eyes, and I cannot look away! Damn Sweetiebelle, and that look on her face, so diminished, and full of disappointment. It causes me to shut up and refrain my statement, slowly forcing me to sit up right in bed and stare back at this mare. Time stands still while this young mare trots up to me, and places her hoof on the bed, ready to say something.

"But, Orion...You promised today that we'd all go swimming today. You said you'd help us get our Cutie Marks..."

...FUCKING PAST ORION!

"Yeah! Rainbow Dash is waiting for us at the Gym! You don't wanna keep her waiting do you?"

"My big sis couldn't come today, so I was hoping you could help me swim."

Sweetiebelle, Applebloom, and Scootaloo all are guilt tripping me into seeing this out...but...It's not my fault I didn't plan all of this! Well, at least not this version of me...Damn! What a confusing turnout! I look away from the Cutie Mark Crusaders and just stare down at the wooden floorboards of Twilight's Library, a certain purple pony putting a hoof on me...I then slowly look up at a concerned Twilight, her smile slowly widening while she began to speak up...

"Orion, I'll leave it up to you...Whatever you wanna do is fine, and I'll support you."

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So apparently, Rarity is the pony responsible for stitching together all of my clothes, and their tight aesthetics! I mean, seriously, I dig that she made almost all of my clothes nice and stylish...But their so damn stiff and tight! Maybe she ironed them? I didn't know what it was but I really didn't feel comfortable wearing these blue jeans and long-sleeve shirts. It was the middle of the summer, and I was wearing the worst possible outfit for today!

"I'm so excited! I've never been to the Ponyville Gym before! Rarity would never take me here! She'd be way too embarrassed."

Sweetiebelle cheerily says, her voice nearly cracking while she and the other mares walked with me down the Town Square of Ponyville. This certainly was strange, as it was obvious that nopony else cared that I was a human, walking around in public. I almost made it a game, to smile at random ponies on our walk to the Gym, and half the time I would get a grin followed by a friendly "hello." In this timeline, I was well known, but not for the same heroic actions, I was just famous for being the only human in town.

At this point, I thought it was strange how everypony was wearing some sort of clothing, absolutely nopony was naked! Even the background ponies busy with their daily routine had clothes on, almost as if that was the norm in this universe...Not that I was a pervert or anything! Just curious on if these mares had the same biologic makeup as the ponies from my timeline.
Regardless of my weird thoughts, I kept up these friendly greetings and waves to random ponyfolks until...I saw her...The cross-eyed mail-mare herself, Derpy Hooves!

I wanted to say something, I wanted to do anything to tell her I was fine...but I just couldn't! Even worse was the timing, as even if I wanted to shout out to her, I know it would be one hell of an explanation to all the mares present with me. It then hurts me, to look away and ignore her, as I had a facade to put on, for these mares...

"I can't believe we have a whole changing room reserved for us! Thanks again, Twilight."

"Oh, don't thank me girls, it's just a little appreciation from the Mayor. She says it's the least she could do for her town heroes!"

"Yeah! Can you imagine what else she'd give us if I stopped those Para-sprites sooner?"

Pinkie Pie said with a bright smile, her happy self busy hopping along behind Twilight and I while we finally approached the rather large gymnasium. I couldn't believe that Pinkie just gave me one hell of a clue on when I was currently living, somewhere near the end of season one perhaps. This day kept getting stranger, as I stepped forward to hold the door open for everypony, Twilight and Pinkie Pie smiling back at me and ushering in the Cutie Mark Crusaders.

Oh man, teaching little mares how to swim? In our own private pool? This sure won't get awkward or anything!

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"Alright girls, let's get changed!"

...Is Twilight really going to encourage this while I'm standing in the same room with these underage mares...? Geez, I better speak now or forever hold my awkward peace...

"Ahem!"

I loudly cough out, hoping to stop these mares from changing before I could leave the room, but alas, everypony seemed to be busy doing their own thing. Even worse, was that only at this moment did I realize, that I didn't even bring anything to swim in! No extra clothes either! How the hell could Twilight let me leave the Library without grabbing any extra changing clothes!? Despite my constant worrying, I couldn't help but watch while Twilight and Pinkie started to remove their snug summer clothes...Starting with the shirt, and slowly their cute little pony skirts, to the point where I'm just watching these two mares chatting in their undies. I wanted to say something, maybe even compliment them on their color matching bra and panties.

"Don't worry, silly...We brought you some swimming trunks! Rarity stitched them herself!"

...Oh fuck me...

"W-Well, okay...Sure, Pinkie! Where are they?"

"Oh...Sweetiebelle should have them!"

The moment she says this, I immediately regret asking, and really don't want to turn around and face the Cutie Mark Crusaders...I really didn't feel comfortable facing these underage mares...Nonetheless, I finally build up the nerve to turn around, and thank god these little mares were already dressed, all matching in a light blue swimsuit. I then stop my nervous hectic breathing, and face Sweetiebelle...

"C-Can I have my swim shorts...?"

"Of course! Here you go, Orion."

...The small white mare "hoofs," over a sleek, bright coal colored pair of swimming trunks, which looked like the right size. Maybe this day wouldn't be as awkward as I had first thought! Well, it wouldn't be if I wasn't expected to change right there and now just like everypony else...I slowly turn around and look at Twilight, trying to tell her with my nervous face that everypony should exit out to the pool while I changed...But she just smiled widely and blushed, putting a hoof on Pinkie's head while they both just giggled.

"Go ahead, Orion...Try them on!"

After hearing Twilight say that...I was back to worrying about how fucked up this situation was! There was no way out of this...I had to undress infront of not only Pinkie, but the Cutie Mark Crusaders...God damnit!

"O-Okay..."

I slowly sigh out, closing my eyes and quickly pulling off my shirt, and unbuttoning my pants...The sure embarrassment hits me as soon as my pants hit the floor, and I'm standing in nothing but my boxers. It then hits me, that I only have one pair of clean, dry, boxers...and I was wearing them! Everypony lets out either a giggle or a sigh while I slowly drop my boxers, and am completely nude...The moment I slide up the snug swimming trunks, the moment I finally open my eyes...and wow!

Apparently, these mares needed a quick flash of sex appeal, because as soon as I was dressed, these ponies snapped back into reality, all be it with a heavy blush on their face. I then am trying to snap Twilight back, but she is not saying anything at all...I have to wait a whole three minutes until she starts talking again...I did however notice that both Pinkie and Twilight waited to see me change before they themselves changed into their bathing suits...What a cute sight! A pony wearing a tight bright blue bikini with a matching bottom!

"Heh, whoops! I'm sorry about that, Orion. Let's get a towel and meet Dashie outside."

Twilight says, not taking her eyes off of me while she leads the Cutie Mark Crusaders out the changing room and towards the pool. I didn't understand why she and Pinkie wanted to see me change...They easily could've left as soon as they changed! But no...They waited to see me change...

Only now, after all of this fucking madness, am I allowed to be alone in the changing room...Why the fuck!? I nearly explode from both anger and embarrassment, and yet the worst part is that the awkwardness is far from over! I still have to comeback and change...Wow! In my constant turmoil in isolation, I start counting all the small locker spaces present in the changing room. It starts from one and ends at sixty nine, a small white paper sticking out of the last locker...I feel entitled to pull out the paper, and read it...and to my surprise, it was actually for me!

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"Dear Orion,

If you are in the changing room reading this, than bollocks! Wasn't that absolutely hell changing in-front of those mares!? Anyways, the job at hoof is more convenient to my work than you know. In this locker is a watch, a waterproof, magic-reading wristwatch! It is with great care that you put this on, and power it for me, and although you might hate me now, you'll thank me later. We'll keep in touch, Derpy and I both need to speak with you ASAP. We have planned today accordingly and will help you out any chance we can.

Signed,
The Eleventh Doctor

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A wristwatch, that I absolutely need? Jesus, it's good to hear from Doctor Whooves, but do I really need to charge this watch? I can only imagine how I'm supposed to do that...God damnit, here I am, back to the same bullshit!

Ocean Man, Take Me By The Hoof

"Way to give everypony a show in there! You've got along way to go before today is over, Orion."

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The moment I step outside the changing room, I immediately see a luxurious Rainbow Dash sitting in a lawn chair by the pool-side. She was stretched out, sporting nothing but an egg white towel, covering up any of her good bits. It was sorta nice to see her chatting with Applebloom, Sweetiebelle, and Scootaloo, all hopping in mid-place with an eager grin. There was something strange going on in the air today, as I stare up at the big skylight ceiling to Gym, all the way down to the bright sparkling pool water, then back to Dash. I slowly come back from my daydream and snap back to reality, getting the nerve to walk towards a very cheery blue mare.

..Maybe it was just my imagination getting the best of me, but she gave me a quick smile....

"Hey there, Orion...Scootaloo tells me there was quite a show back there in the changing room!"

...FUCKING HELL!

"Uh, yeah...Just a little quick flash! I didn't mean to traumatize these little mares."

I quickly shout back, this making Dash spring up from her lounging position to give me a big smirk, both Pinkie Pie and Twilight trotting up behind her. This was fucking awful, because I really didn't need to bring this up, but now Rainbow Dash of all mares was introduced to my awkwardness. I then nearly cringe while I see the Cutie Mark Crusaders stare up at me and just blush, the three of them coming together and whispering to each-other while Pinkie approached me.

"Hehe, you should have been there, Dashie! You really would've got a kick out of it."

"Hehe, you girls like what you saw in there?"

"Yeah! Awe, I've never seen...that part of Orion before..."

"Mhmm, it made me feel...kinda funny."

"Just thinking about it...I still can see it! I wanna take it and put it right in my-"

...

*SQUEE!*

"So, Orion...Let's get these mares ready and limber for the water!"

Twilight chimed in, thankfully ending our awkward conversation about my...predicament...

It was implied that all these little mares could swim, therefore they each owned a swimsuit. This however could not be any more wrong as I stared down at cute little Applebloom, sporting her light green plastic "floaties." This little pony smiled up at me and opened up her arms, hoofs spread outward...as if she wanted me to pick her up.

"Go ahead, Orion! Little Applebloom doesn't quite know how to swim on her own yet, so feel free to pick her up."

...

I nervously comply and lean down, those small hoofs locking around my neck while I slowly stood up, with a bright grinned pony in my arms. She was so soft! I couldn't believe how smooth and silky her coat felt, well, at least the areas that weren't covered by her swimsuit. She wasn't too heavy, and she was locked around my neck, so I really didn't have a problem lugging this young mare around...The only thing that bothered me was her muzzle, constantly around either my neck, or my ears.

"Mhmm, Orion."

Applebloom cutely sighed, her tiny legs clenching around my waist. At this point, I was fucking done! I just wanted to teach this mare how to swim and call it a day! I didn't want anymore awkwardness or cringe worthy moments today.

"Alright, now let's start with some basic backstrokes. Let go of Applebloom and try to let her swim on her own."

"Oh Twilight, I would if I could..."

*SQUEE!*

Everypony has all eyes set on me, while this cuddly yellow mare continued to dry-hump me in the shallow water. It was so awful! Even worse was how both Pinkie Pie and Dash giggled loudly, as if it was cute the way this underage mare pushed herself against my crotch. I just nervously stared down at Applebloom while she grinned back, her constant thrusting leading to quite a lot of pool splashing.

"Awe, this feels...so good."

"I bet! You go Applebloom!"

"Yeah, try to get him hard!"

I remain blank faced and weird-ed the fuck out while I over hear the Cutie Mark Crusaders banter. This is so fucked up! It then comes to a certain purple mare to step up and loudly interrupt all of this.

"Girls! Knock it off...You can play with Orion later."

"I'm gonna let you go...Okay Applebloom?"

"...O-Okay...Orion..."

The random action of letting this tiny mare swim on her own was finally upon us, the moment of truth! I slowly disconnect and let her go from her tight clench...and to my surprise...She floats perfectly on her own in the deep five foot water, and cheerily splashes her way to Scootaloo and Sweetiebelle. It was implied that she didn't even need me! This little mare could swim on her own...

"A-Applebloom! You're swimming, without your floaties!"

Twilight eagerly shouts, hopping in mid place while Dash and Pinkie both cheer the little pony on! All seemed to be fine, and everypony had a big grin on their face, if only...I knew why! In a manner most convenient, I slowly begin to feel my wrist-watch vibrate and shake. That was one strange indicator, but nothing could compare to the amount of awkwardness that would ensue while I see Rainbow Dash slowly trot closer to the water...Smirk on her face and ready to say something...

"Hehe, looks like somepony owes a certain mare a kiss!"

...

"W-What!? What are you talking about?"

...

"I bet Scootaloo here that if Applebloom could learn how to swim within the week, you'd give her a little smooch!"

Dash cutely said, looking over to Scootaloo before giving her a straight forward wink. At this point I was so fucking confused and disgusted! Which pony did she want me to kiss, anyways!?

"Uh...which mare?"

"Both of them, silly!"

...Pinkie cutely snapped, ensuring my fucking fate! Wow, what a god damn bet, funny how I absolutely had no say in it...

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"I'm sorry, Orion, I thought you would be okay with just a friendly bet! But by the look on your face, you don't seem comfortable with this."

Twilight sighs while I silently change back into my dry clothes, just her and I being the only ones in the changing room while everypony waited outside.

"Geez, Twilight...These mares are too young...even if it's just a kiss. I really should have known about this..."

"Yeah, but...We'd all rather have you being their first rather than some random pony we don't even know! Please, this is important for these mares to...experiment..."

It was just a kiss, right? So what's the worst possible thing that could happen? I shouldn't have even considered this thought to myself! I stop thinking about the Cutie Mark Crusaders and instead focus on Twilight, giving me a sincere forgiving smile.

The sure randomness of the hour led me to feel a little light-headed and strange. My knees feel weak and the next thing I know, I'm practically sitting on the floor of the locker room. I stared back at this cute mare, head up to my waist, but oh did I know how to sweep her off her hooves. This moment of clarity forces me to sit closer to the purple mare, and share the same glance as I.

"Are you my Twilight? How can I get a cuddle out of you?"

I randomly think, and come close to Twilight; giving her a good long pet, as if she was a dog! I made sure to get behind her ears and run under her chin, down to her fluffy chest. I am then comfortably clenching my arms around her tiny waist, and hugging her against a bench near the last row of lockers.

"Heh, easy there mister...You don't wanna fool around right here, right now, do you?"

...

"T-That depends! If we do this right here and now...you'll call off this bet."

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Your'e Bucked If You Do

"Yeah? You think he'll buck us little mares?"

"Of course, Scootaloo! Especially if your big sis persuades him into it...He'd have to do it."

...

"Come on girls, let's go get our kiss!"

"Yeah! I saw Orion and Twilight go back into the changing room."

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"Well...give this mare a good kiss and we'll see what happens...next-"

*Slrch!* *Mhngnmm!*

In my loss of thought, I foolishly climb ontop of Twilight, and make out with her harshly on the cool locker bench. We both struggle in a passionate tongue battle, our mouths and spit locked together. I end this kiss, almost through a reflex, and continue by pulling down my trunks.

"Oh Celestia! I can't take it anymore...Let's experiment right here!"

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"Wow...Are they about to...?"

"No way! He'd rather do this...to get out of kissing a couple of us little mares!?"

"You two were even lucky you almost had this...Rarity would never let me kiss a human."

These tiny mares all huddled in three separate lockers, none too far from the "action."

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"Hmm, let's play a little game of "Exploration."

Twilight sighs out, lying down and proceeding to unbutton each and every button that kept her tiny shirt on. It's so cute to see it, a purple pony with her arms up, hoofs holding me tight while I sit close to fondle her chest. I then remember and understand what this game presented, and what I was exploring her body for...

"Hmm, go ahead...Touch me! I wanna feel you explore my body..."

In a quick flash, Twilight removed her bright bra, and left me to stare at her soft chest. There was an area of more fluff than usual, I constantly massage her coat until I find her breasts. I come close so swiftly, and wrap my arms around her shoulders, burying my lips against her fur.

"Mhmm, found 'em!"

I joyfully remark after kissing this pony's chest, and locating her two perky nipples, hidden under fuzz. She gave me quite a long hug as a reward, in which I was glad to be headlocked into this mares hoofs.

"I think you've earned permission..."

This eager mare proclaimed, her blue panties quickly hitting the floor. It's then a complete show, Twilight's spread legs being the center stage! I couldn't help but smile and blush, staring closely to her dripping pink marehood. We both share an awkward smile while I adjust her seating, flank up in the air, perfect for my eating.

"Permission...to do this?"

I ask with a stupid smirk, both my mouth and tongue making full contact with Twilight's labia and wet fluids. The sudden session led to my wrist-watch to beep, and give a bright flash of a heart on its digital display. That moment, I could care less! It was game time and I was concentrated on pleasing this purple pony.

"Sklltch! *Lick* *Lick*

"Uhg, somepony is making me...Orgasm hard!"

Twilight said cutely, patting my head and making sure I knew how much affection she had for me. My tongue slowly and delicately wiggles, my mouth forced as close as possible! It's to the point that I'm lifting her legs and resting them on my shoulders while I slink down closer to the locker-room bench. I was in heaven, busy slurping up a tangy, sweet, cream of love.

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"Woah, mister Doctor Whooves! What does all that beeping mean?"

"Why Derpy, it simply means that our dear chum Orion is following protocol. He's creating the Cupid's Stronghold; A preservation of raw love and emotion. Why this human fellow is providing enough passion it could make the wristwatch...Overload!?"

The gadgets and gizmos in the lab all chime at once, and create a harmonic hum.

"Woah, it's really working!"

"Quite so! In fact, it may be a tad too much! I must channel all this energy into something bigger...Maybe into...The Mainframe!"

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For the next five minutes, I kiss and slurp my way into the best part of my day! I eat and eat, my mouth working for the final moments before...my meal. I slowly take my mouth off her to see how she's doing.

"Mhmm...You're so wet, Twilight! I bet you'll gush in no time..."

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Meanwhile in the lockers.

"Oh wow! He's making her cum with just his tongue!"

"That's it! I can't take it anymore...That should be us..."

"Oh, I really want to give Orion a kiss."

"I'm going out there and tellin' him what's fair is fair!"

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"Uhh! Awe, I'm cumming...again!"

Twilight loudly moans, her body convulsing and twitching while I slowly take my mouth off her moist crotch. I continue to give it to this mare just before I lean close to see a certain trio of mares...Wide eyed and blushing brightly...

Aww fuck! I'm busted...

"Aheh...H-Hi girls!"

Twilight nervously shouts, practically pushing my face out of her legs and attempting to cover herself up.

"We saw the whole thing!"

"Yeah! Plus we know you were backing out of our deal..."

...

The moment then fucks me right then and there while I see the face that Scootaloo gives...and I know what she's about to do...

"I think we should ante up this deal...after all...what would the other mares think ?"

"Well...I suppose I'll have to keep my word...but blackmailing? You mares really want Orion, don't you?"

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"Yay! A cuddle fest! I'm so excited!"

"Hehe, I know! I just can't believe it."

"Oh, how am I supposed to tell Rarity about this?"

Just like that, now I gotta have a sleep over with all these mares...God damn! How in gods name is Twilight gonna explain this to the other mares?

*SQUEE!*

The moment we leave the locker room, I see Rainbow Dash and Applejack waiting for us, just smirking...

"How did it go Scootaloo?"

"Yeah? I reckon that was some smooch he gave ya, right Applebloom?"

...We all remain quiet, and just when it can't get anymore weird...A certain white mare speaks up...

"We're gonna have a sleepover with Orion!"

Jesus Christ! What else could go wrong this night?

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Bucked If You Don't

In some strange turn of events, I awkwardly come home to the the Library with Twilight, alongside a few "guests." The Cutie Mark Crusaders, Rainbow Dash, and Applejack, all trotting alongside with us while the sky slowly transitioned into a stormy afternoon. The cards were on the table, and it seemed all odds were against me, and the actions I dared to choose. The good Doctor had made it abundantly clear! Bad decisions lead to negative and evil outcomes, while good choices lead to positive and overall powerful results.

"Heh, I'm really glad you decided to change your mind about all of this, Orion."

"Yeah, you have no idea how rewarding this will be to their young lives! These little mares need their first introduction to sexual education."

Rainbow Dash and Twilight both chime simultaneously, their attitude making me feel super uncomfortable! The moment we come close enough to the library, I immediately charge into the front door, to my surprise, a certain pink party pony waiting for our arrival. We all come inside just in time, before the clouds gathered and a storm let loose a heavy shower of rain. I close shut the door and turn away from the harsh storm, to face a brigade of smiling ponies, all a smirk and a blush.

"I reckon we should get started with that lesson. Heh, I'm just as excited as Applebloom here."

...

Twilight comes close and stares up at me, her hoof attempting to hold my hand while I stare down and lock eyes with her. I then kneel down and let this cuddly mare wrap her arms around my neck, her hooves locking while I comfortably stand up with her locked in my embrace.

"Orion...Show these little mares what a human does to an excited mare."

The purple pony sighed, practically putting out right here and now! I decide to slowly dip her, and kiss her neck, slowly and passionately, I repeatedly kiss her coat. Over and over, I smooch her fluffy chest, I kiss and kiss the area that is not concealed by her tight shirt. I then realize how crazy and uncontrollable my emotions had escalated, and now I slowly let Twilight down to the floor. I have to say something...anything to the now wide grinned mares sitting around me while I still remain standing...

"Ahem! Well first I like to show my mare how much I care about her...and what she does to me."

I strangely proclaim, trying not to freak out while Rainbow Dash slowly crawls up to me, and closing in around my crotch.

"Hehe, well it looks like Twilight made you hard! You gotta thing for eggheads or what, Orion?"

Dash cutely jokes, her bright smile and blush making me freeze up. This was a terrible turn of events, as now I watch in terror while this blue mare fiddles with my pants and unzips my pants in front of everypony. I hold my breathe and wait for the moment of truth, and hear a loud collective sigh from every mare in the room...My hard erection on display for all to see...

Dash just smiles up at me, and sticks out her tongue, playfully teasing me while she slowly gives my manhood a stroke. I cannot even begin to fathom what my actions could be at this point! I just cringe and enjoy Rainbow Dash, and that bright blush on her eager face. It escalates into an even hotter experience while Applejack and Pinkie slowly sit aside, to reveal the Cutie Mark Crusaders. I then awkwardly blush while I see the look on their innocent young faces, ready to say something.

"Awe, I feel all hot and fuzzy! I love staring at Orion's little friend..."

"Yeah, just look at it throb and pulse..."

"I wanna see what happens next! Show us Rainbow Dash!"

The three tiny mares all proclaim, coming closer and staring up at Dash and I. In this moment of absurdity and awkward, I don't even see that along with the Cutie Mark Crusaders, Pinkie Pie is sitting there. As soon as I notice Pinkie, so does Rainbow Dash, and sure enough...She lets the excited pink pony step up to the plate next.

"Heh, come here, Pinkie! Twilight, help me get these pants off while Orion gets comfortable..."

*SQUEE!*

Holy fuck! Is this seriously happening right now?

I got Twilight and Dash tugging down my jeans and boxers, while Pinkie Pie is just giggling with anticipation. I awkwardly blush and just stare back at the giggling audience of enticed mares. Out of all the mares, Applejack really catches my eye, and just stares back at me with a hidden blush and a wink. I slowly look away while my pants hit the floor, and Pinkie stares up at me with those gorgeous bright blue eyes.

"Let's give these little phillies a show, eh Orion?"

...the last moments of dialogue I hear before my cock is completely submerged...Busy being sucked by this wide eyed mare, who only sought fit to get me off infront of everypony. The sudden sounds and sensations leave me stuttered, only being able to drool and stare back at these joyful ponies.

"Oh...you really know what you're doing..."

I slowly sigh while letting Pinkie do her thing, my eyes busy on the mare currently focused on making me cum. It was very hard not to give in, as I really did not want to cum so soon, so sudden! I could keep this up, I could hold back, I could-

"Come on Pinkie, I 'reckon it's time to let the little ones try!"

...Oh...Applejack you bitch!

The only thought that I can muster while my cock is slowly freed, and out of Pinkies mouth...Only for a second, but what a second! I then am forced to the ground by Twilight, and Dash, my legs being surrounded by the Cutie Mark Crusaders and Pinkie.

"Hehe, sorry Orion...but it's time to feed these little ponies..."

Dear God...

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"Mhmm...Sklltch!"

"Easy now, Applebloom! Let him breathe..."

"Wow, that little mare is a natural! Just look at the way she's sucking that cock."

Everymare has something to say, and has a suggestive smirk on their gorgeous faces...All eyes were on me, or at least on a certain part of me, lodged throat deep inside Applebloom. This little mare was doing her best to make me cum, but I wasn't going to go so easily. If I made it five minutes per mare, then I was clear, and my moral values were in tact.

...nothing could stop me! I could do this with a clear conscious! I could...-

*DING!*

"Alright, Applebloom, now it's Scootaloo's turn..."

Dash slowly says, eagerly holding the timer while she hugged her little step-sister.

"Umm, Dash...I want to give him something else than a kiss..."

"What do you have in mind, Scoot?"

...I nervously lock eyes with this cute orange mare while she just blushes, and begins to speak up...

"I wanna buck him..."

...No! Please no!

"Hehe! I don't know, Scoot. What do you all think?"

...

"Yeah! Let's see this little mare's first orgasm!"

"Hehe, I must admit...I do want to see what happens when a human tries to impregnate a pony!"

...Aww fuck!

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Sweet Magic

"So lemme get this stwaight, Doctor...You're gonna teleport all the way over there...even though this buck fest is about to start?" Derpy asked, a quick twitch in her muzzle and ears as she finished speaking.

"Precisely, Derpy, for the watch may become unstable if all this bolocks continues! I must stop this...for the moment!" Doctor Whooves said with an eager smirk and mane flowing, while his unicorn began to flow.

"Oh, and Derpy, don't let Screwball-"

POOF!

"Oh my...I wonder what he was trying to say..."

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I stare down at the three little mares, all wide eyed and eager smile, all containing the same pink blush.

"I wanna suck him!"

"I wanna buck him!"

"Aww, I wanna love him!"

The moment the Cutie Mark Crusaders began to come in the crotch region, I bolted up from the floor. I quickly pull up my pants and walk away, towards the only mare who could help me...

"Umm, Twilight! I need to talk...with you...in private?" I nervously asked, for surely this mare could help me from the situation at hoof.

"S-Sure Orion! I needed to get the rest of our supplies upstairs." The concerned mare silently stuttered, quickly wrapping her hoof around my arm and rushing me out of the Library den. We then are by our lonesome, just the two of us starting at eachother by this purple pony's bed.

I try to get the first word of the conversation but-

"Orion! I'm so sorry all of this is happening...but the girls are excited to be...involved with the sexual activities."

"No! Twilight...Why do we have to teach them sex like this...? At this age?"

"Orion, they're only thirteen years old...It's time! And second, why not have you provide them with this instead of some stranger?"

For a moment, as Twilight comes close, and lays her head down on my lap, I begin to comply. I slowly stroke my fingers through her mane, and listen to her resting breathes.

"Please Orion, do this for them...It's really their idea. Applejack and Rainbow Dash really wanted this to happen for a while now."

Twilight said to me, her tone of voice changing to a steady and nervous chime. It made me feel many emotions and questions, on how fucked of a situation this was...and how there was no way out... It leaves me to ask Twilight...

"What do the little mares want exactly?"

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"Well let's just get these off...I guess."

...

An awkward moment then slowly comes to fruition, while this white mares' panties slide off and hit the floor. The dead silence in the room abruptly stops while my eyes slowly rise up, past a bottomless Sweetiebelle, and to her beautiful eyes.

"Orion, come here..." She slowly whined, comforting me with a nice hug as I crawled up to her. This mare made sure to keep physical contact with me, my face slowly coming up to her muzzle while she slowly opened up her mouth.

"Ahh..." I silently moaned out, my mouth slowly opening up in unison with the underage mare. This was a stupid thing of me to do, as soon we both lock tongues, and kiss in a long passionate session. I held onto this light, fluffy little mare. It wasn’t one thing to engage with these little mares, but the idea of how delicate and preserved...

I had never felt so torn in two! If there was anyway to get out of here, I would take that chance...Well, other than death!

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Welcome To The Buckin Show

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"Please get better, Orion...I'm so sorry that all of this happened. I never meant for you to get hurt, I hope you can forgive me for all of this..."

"Mmmwhm..."

I've heard all of this before...I know what this is! All of this has happened before...But...Why!? How!?

What the fuck is going on here!?

...That voice, I know Iv'e heard it, quite recently none the less! So why can't I remember why!? Come to think of it, I can only recall so much of my life right now. I know my name is Orion, I'm twenty one, soon to be twenty two, and from the Los Angeles area...So what happened last night, and who's sweet angelic voice was that...Did she kiss me while I slept...?

Was it? Twilight Sparkle!? That's who that was...The sweet voice of Tara Strong! But that's not possible, it couldn't be real!

Am I even breathing? Am I even alive? I think I need some rest...Or some medical attention...

"Wakie wakie Orion, you have a lot to do...You have to get up! "

My own thoughts can't even be trusted...As soon enough I'll have to ignore the voices that continuously rage in my head... The voice, that echoes loudly, almost as if it's a powerful spirit of some sort! It sounds so familiar...Sounds like a mare named...-

SCREWBALL!

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"Orion? What is it?"

I wake up startled to the worried voice of Twilight Sparkle, and sure enough I realize that I'm not crazy! I've been hearing Twilight talk to me all night long, and it wasn't my dreams. I was actually lying with the purple pony herself, a godamn princess of Friendship! Not only is this awkward as fuck, because I have no idea what she's doing with me, but I stare down at the blankets to see that she and I are completely nude...

I lean down and reach around to find my boxers and jeans at the edge of the bed; I then stop and think to myself of all the possible events that could have led me here...and I have to ask...

"What happened last night? Where the hell am I?"

"Don't you remember, silly? We all had a big party!? All of Ponyville was here, and even Princess Celestia herself came to make you a certified citizen of Equestria!"

...Pinkie Pie?

I stop and look behind me, only to realize that Twilight Sparkle isn't the only mare present here...

"Yeah, you seemed pretty legit last night, Orion. It takes a lot to make me cum, so you really must've been doing me right!"

Rainbow Dash shouts while gracefully trotting in from the Castle Balcony, fully clothed and just as sassy as I remember. I then breathe slowly, as a cute sound is emitted from Twilight, her wings expanding and hooves wrapping around me for a close hug. I then stop to rationalize the mares, and decide on when the hell I had accompanied these ponies; I clearly was not in the Libary, and Twilight had her wings, making it seem as if I was in late Season 4...Hmm, I assumed these mares are the same, if not one year, older than I am. I honestly have no comprehension of normal time in this strange new world, though...I had to ask, just to feel assured morally!

"Uh, Twilight, how old are you exactly?"

"Heh, you didn't seem too interested about our age last night, Orion. Don't worry, all us mares are twenty two, if your time goes by Celestial years also...The only underage one here is my loyal dragon, friend, Spike."

The shocking truth then slaps me in the face, as not only are Twilight Sparkle and Pinkie Pie lying next to me, but Rainbow Dash is in on this too! I take a while to rationalize the situation I am currently in...

A twenty one year old Brony stuck in Equestria with no way home and three cuddly mares at my disposal...

I MUST BE DEAD AND THIS IS HEAVEN!

"You must've partied harder than we thought, Orion...Let's get you some breakfast!"

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"Well you see Derpy, there was a massive galactic storm last night at the celebration that Princess Celestia attended...It was so grand that my whole laboratory suffered electrical interference, neigh, all of Ponyville was affected! "

"But Doctor, I can't seem to remember last night! I know I was at the party...But all I can remember were the muffins. Why is that? Am I such a ditzy doo that I forgot it all?"

...The Doctor remained speechless to Derpy's questions, his mane ruffled as he adjusted the giant hour glass that sat in his lab. A quick shuffling of the sand and a few blinks later, Doctor Whooves had made an astounding discovery...

"Derpy...I have no bloody idea why this is happening!? If we don't get to the bottom of this mess, I fear all of Equestria may reset into a repeating paradox of pure bollocks! We must inquire Orion about his origins..It is vital to our universe's safety."

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"So you're saying you don't remember ANYTHING from last night? Not even the cuddles, kisses, or...intimate relations we had?"

Twilight says to me while putting a hoof on my hand, a sincere look across her nervous face as she gazes at me. I then feel a strange emotion as I gaze down at her pajamas, a silky see through material that forces me to turn away from her...As I can't even bare to think of how much sin was going through my mind.

I stare down at the Crystal Table and the plate of sunny side up eggs presented to me, hoof cooked by Twilight herself. She had done so much for me, and here I was, not even capable of answering her questions...I had to give her something, I had to try to recall something! Especially due to the fact that Rarity, Fluttershy and Applejack were now present too.

"Uh...Well I do remember...Some of the intimate relations- Ahem! I don't recall meeting Celestia, or being honored Equestrian citizenship...Or meeting your friends..."

SQUEE!

"Well it's always nice to meet new friends, especially the ones that fall from the sky. I've never seen another homosapien in Ponyville before."

Fluttershy chimes in, a calm and sweet tone in her voice as she gives me a beautiful smile. I stop and think for a second, as I recall Twilight apologizing to me while I slept...

She was sorry for causing me pain and hoped I could forgive her...I had to ask, or at least I would've asked if Rarity hadn't beaten me to it.

"Twilight, how exactly did you discover Orion, anyhow? I remember hearing the story last week but we were a little busy with a dreadful creature attack...Do explain."

"Sure Rarity, I can recall it like it was yesterday! I was learning an unfinished Friendship Spell that was discarded long ago...A spell that Princess Celestia herself had studied!

I found the rest of the phrases from a ripped page of Star Swirl the Bearded's old manuscript. I read it outside while gazing up at the night sky, as the spell required the energy of a certain constellation...Next thing I knew I saw Orion fall from a portal in the sky, and was attending to his injuries."

"Ooh! I remember that! We waited a whole month before Orion said a single word, and then we scheduled a celebration with the Princess...and then yesterday happened, and now it's today!"

Pinkie Pie cheerily said, basically bringing me up to speed with all the events that I had missed. It all seemed so familiar yet something seemed a little off, some event that kept fucking with my mind!

"C'mon now, Orion! Ya'll better eat up that there breakfast. We have a lot to do today, sugarcube, and you'll need plenty of energy."

Applejack said with an attitude that sure as hell gave me an appetite! My only question being, what the hell were WE going to do today?

Regardless of my thoughts, I am then hoofed a fork and a napkin, ready to dig into the most delicious sunnyside-up eggs ever! Within three minutes I had ingested both eggs and was now chewing on some delicious cold, crisp celery. I wash down the nutritious snack with a glass of orange juice, meanwhile Pinkie gives me a curious stare.

"So do all humans have a dark coat or were you left in the sun to long?"

Pinkie Pie randomly asked, this strange question leaving me a little baffled and a bit offended! Ponies don't really know about skin colors, or ethnicities, let alone what a Mexican is, or what region I was from...So I had a little trouble answering this awkward question...Lucky for me, Twilight had an answer for me!

"Well Pinkie, Orion does not have a coat...He has a protective layer of skin or epidermis, as my book of Mythological Creatures suggests. No offense to humans, but our Pony culture has only a hoof-full of information about your kind, and even then, it's just myths and legends."

Twilight replies, with a cute smirk and a hoof on my shoulder, her warm welcome being a little too forward...I then get a little nervous and decide that I need some time by myself to rationalize everything...

"Uhm, Twilight...Can I take a shower?"

"Why of course, Orion! You can use my personal bathroom, in my bedroom; Rarity was kind enough to make some new clothes for you, free of charge! Hope you don't mind more jeans and shirts."

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"It's just as I feared...Every moment our human friend is alive in this world, a negative side-effect is tossed along too. Derpy, look! I don't like the look of those storm clouds..."

Dr. Whooves said while pointing a hoof at the menacing gray storm clouds that engulfed the skies of Ponyville. These clouds forming a bright purple rift that let out constant bolts of lightning over the fountain centered in Town Square.

"We gotta get to Orion before-"

Derpy's sentence is suddenly interrupted as a loud crashing sound bellows in the distance...

"Free at last..."

All ponies present in the Town Square gaze at the dark figure that arose from the ground, covered by smoke and brimstone...A gush of molten, hot magma rising up from a crater as the lighting struck it.

The very moment Doctor Whooves saw the creature, he grabbed Derpy's hoof and began to gallop away with haste. Screams of terror follow while the Doctor and Derpy run away, hiding behind a nearby cottage to get a better look at the bright orange fiend.

A shiver runs up the Doctor's spine as the creature stood up on two legs, with diamond eyes and a mouthful of jagged igneous...A face formed on the lava creature as it aligned a jawline to speak.

"At last...I return to see this world burn! All life must be engulfed in flames...and this time Princess Tiffany won't stop me!"

The villainous, fire entity said aloud with a deep voice that shook the ground. This creature was monologuing his evil agenda for all to hear, a wave of lava rising as he knelt to the ground...

"No bucking way! It can't be...He was defeated ages ago, by the ancient six...Crushed into crystals beneath the ground! Derpy...it's the lava demon, Lavan! We have to alert Princess Twilight immediately! Only magic can defeat this destroyer of worlds..."

"Quick Doctor, we have to go before all this lava takes out the muffin shop! Think of the muffins! Oh...and I guess we have to save the town."

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THUNK! THUNK! THUNK!

"Orion? Do you need some help in there? I'm right here if you need me.."

"Umm... No thanks, Twilight! I think I got it...I'm almost done-"

The door opens regardless to my claim, and I awkwardly stare eye to eye at Twilight Sparkle as the door slams open. I nervously blush as no other words are emitted, and those purple eyes lower down to my crotch...A cute giggle being heard while I slowly cover myself with the short shower curtain.

"Heh, I came to bring you the clothes you left on my bed...I can see your a little shy about your naked body, and I think that's fine! I really don't care about what we wear..."

Twilight says while I quickly scrub myself with the tiny soap, attempting to end this awkward shower as fast as possible. I hear the hoof steps coming closer and closer as I reach for the shampoo, my hand gripping the bottle while the curtains are pulled back. This time it's a bit worse though, as I can see that Twilight's only clothes are hanging off the edge of the sink.

"Orion, you don't have to hide your feelings from me; I know how you feel about me, and some of the other mares...and I think it's perfectly normal to experiment...sexually."

My mind races as Twilight exposes her naked body to me, hooves rubbing all over her purple coat...Her breasts being the first thing my eyes wander to, and what a sight! The more I gazed at her, the less sanity and normal thoughts I had... Should I...?

"Ahem! Twilight..."

Rainbow Dash had came in and saved me, just before Twilight had hopped in the shower with me...An emergency in Town Square that had forced the naked pony to run out and grab some shiny gold armor.

I then am left all by lonesome with my own thoughts, which I can't even bare to recall...

I cannot even imagine what I did last night to Twilight to make her peruse me like that. None the less I wash the filth and impure thoughts off my body, turning off the shower to step out and grab a towel. The pants and shirt firmly fit, and I now stare at myself in the mirror.

"This is real, this is not a dream and I must remember that bestiality is wrong...It's wrong, but...I may have already-"

I stop my thought and splash some water on my face, as I fear that I may already be in too deep. These immoral thoughts soon make me blush and as I stare at myself in the mirror I can't help but laugh.

How could any mare be attracted to my long wavy black hair, or that smug look on my face?

I then breathe slowly and tell myself the obvious; It was a mistake, and I shouldn't let one night with Twilight, or Rainbow Dash make me think otherwise! If anything happens I'll just let these mares down easy, it's not the end of the world or anything!

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"What do we do, Twilight!? Lavan the Lava Demon hasn't been alive for centuries, and now he's returned stronger than ever! Pony History seems to really warn us of the danger if he ever came back! "

"Calm yourself, Spike...I remain confident that it's nothing the power of friendship can't stop! Girls, let's show this flamer who's boss..."

Twilight Sparkle confidently says, all the mares lined up in a row, charging their elements...Sure enough, their epic power charges up and the lava beast waits for their Rainbow Attack...

"SHWOOOH!"

In one large display of white light and blazing smoke, the wave of magma was vanquished, only rubble and scorched earth remaining. Everypony cheers as the heavy smoke still remains cloaking the center of Town Square...

"Hah, I knew that lava loser was no match for...Huh!?"

Rainbow Dash stops her sentence as a new figure shines from the ground, a heavy roar coming from what appeared to be a diamond covered beast...

"Foolish mares! I cannot be defeated so easily..."

The crystallized form of Lavan spoke, bringing his heavy feet forward to the shocked, open mouthed mares. No more floods of magma, but instead a now larger, stronger creature capable of turning the landscape around him into fragile crystals.

"Girls...I think we may have been a little over our heads about this..."

Twilight says while slowly backing away from Lavan, every contact he made converting the ground to crystal, which cracked under his footsteps. The unstoppable juggernaut slowly walked ever closer to the mares, who had no choice but to retreat...

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To be concluded...Duh!

Author's Note

This is rushed as hell but hey, what first entries aren't? This is a collab from The Unknown Brony and myself; Please leave comments on what you think; I can handle and look forward to constructive criticism!

Darker Forces at Hoof

"Huh, I guess we shouldn't have done this on the table..."

Derpy said with a nervous tone carrying from her voice, that cute look on her face making it look as if she was embarrassed about our love making. I didn't feel wrong at all...and I was the one cleaning up our white creamy stains of love! It was an hour after our strong passionate session and both Sweetiebelle and Derpy were sitting at the table, now fully clothed and fully conscious.

"Would you love me more if I was a human too, Orion?"

Sweetiebelle randomly asks, a cute tone in her voice letting me know she was in a playful mood and that I could answer her honestly. I finish up with the white liquids, and crumple up the wadded tissue ball of love before sitting between the two fine females.

"Sweetiebelle, I'd love you the same no matter what...No matter what you looked like, no matter what you were...I'd-"

Mghmm! Sklltch...Sklltch!

My run on sentence soon leaves me to get a mouthful of warm spit, a wonderful moan escaping the white mare while I slowly sucked on her tongue. Her hooves tighten around my head and ultimately pull me forward while she decides to end this kiss with a climax...She forcefully wedges her tongue free from my lips and stares at me passionately as my saliva drips down her shirt. I fucking loved her saliva, as it was always such a sweet, tangy flavor of raspberry and vanilla.

"Wow, that means so much to me, Orion! I'm so lucky to have you..."

Sweetiebelle sighed out wonderfully, her heavy gaze leading me to sit this passionate mare on the table...Her outfit of a buttoned up white shirt and red skirt driving me crazy...She was basically in a Japanese school girl outfit, without the tie.

This would have been perfect if it ended right there, but me and my stupid body just had to react...My stomach rumbling loudly and making this situation so very awkward.

"Aww, do you need to be fed, Orion?"

"Sweetiebelle, I-"

SQUEE!

I hear that sound, and I knew my fucking fate was sealed, as I turn my head to see Derpy, topless and grinning. Both of these girls wanted to feed me, right then and now...I should have eaten something, I should have kept my bodily sounds to myself....

"I think he wants you to feed him first, Sweetiebelle!"

"Mhkay...Come here and let me fix you a nice warm meal, Orion..."

Sweetiebelle sighed while putting her hoofs on my cheeks, and bring my face closer to her hard pink nipples...I just blush and shrug it off, slowly sucking until I get a reaction from my mare, this being the sign that a warm creamy beverage was on the way...

"Ahh! Heh, kinda rough on me...huh Orion? Mhmmm, it's like you're really forcing it..."

The white mare whined, cutely staring down at me while I began gulping her essence down quite hastily. I was used to this mare's milk, and was kinda dependent on it to keep me satisfied...I loved the taste and the feeling as it slowly warmed up my stomach. It was so yummy, and in such gracious amounts, I had to close my eyes and savor every mouthful.

Mwhmm...Mhmm...

I let out a comfortable sigh as I began to doze off, my arms wrapped around Sweetiebelle's waist while I began to sleep and eat. It was such a beautiful moment that Derpy began to sigh, and pet my hair while I drank, both females giving me their undivided attention.

The love was truly there, as I slowly opened up my eyes, to see Sweetiebelle biting down on her upper lip...She would do anything to please me, no matter how it made her feel...I blush hard and look away from her pretty stare, a loud lipsmacking sound emmited while I took my mouth off of her.

"Th-Thanks, Sweetiebelle...I drank as much as I could..."

I nervously sighed, not wanting to make direct eye contact to the sixteen year old mare. It was awkward but I knew she still loved me, as she came close to watch me while it was time to feed of Derpy...

"Hehe, I hope you haven't lost your appetite, Orion...That was so cute the way you kept drinking from Sweetiebelle, even when she couldn't handle anymore."

Derpy sighs while I come close, and nuzzle her soft warm skin, ensuring she was ready, and in the mood to feed me. There was a strong chance that I wasn't going to be fed, as I had no idea if I could drink from a human mare...but regardless I still remain confident in this lovely lady...I kiss my way down to her supple bosoms, and give her a meaningful stare before placing my lips on her...

"I love you, Derpy...No matter what."

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"It shows real dedication and a strong bond of friendship to let my sister engage with Orion...I can't stress this enough."

"It's no big deal, Princess Celestia...We are honored to share our love interest if it means Canterlot and Ponyville are safe from Nightmare Moon."

Twilight boldly says while putting a hoof on Princess Luna's shoulder, giving a quick grin and an excited smirk. Everypony was happy and ready to make their way home, everypony except Rainbow Dash, that is...

"I still can't believe this..."

Dash sighed out, rudely trotting out of Princess Celestia's Castle and making a scene. Twilight then immediately makes up for this, by whispering to the other mares...

"Dash really doesn't like the idea of sharing her special somepony...I think it's best we let her think this over by herself."

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Meanwhile, a darker agenda takes place outside the castle...

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"Stupid Nightmare Moon! Making Princess Luna all ency...If it was up to me I'd...I'd-"

"What? Make her disappear? My my, Rainbow Dash, I'm shocked that you would think of such a thing...I thought you were the Element of Loyalty."

The sun dawns to an orange hue, a spark of light transforming into the figure of a certain villainous character, Discord...Spirit of chaos and disharmony...

"Discord! What the buck are you doing here?"

"Oh, you know me...I'm always here, following you and your friends, listening to the juicy details that follow...Its all very riveting! I see that you and a certain princess of the night are competing for a certain human, right?"

...Rainbow Dash remains a blank face and nervous blush, stomping her hoof on the ground before replying.

"That is not true! I just feel that with one more mare in the castle...-"

"Orion won't care about you? Won't know of your existence? Ooh! What if Luna finds herself more than a quick buck...What if she finds herself a hubbie? Prince Orion...Kinda has a ring to it, don't you think? I can see the royal wedding now, can't you?"

Discord said while rubbing a lion paw over the confused mare's mane, giving Rainbow Dash a false premonition of what could be in the future...Confetti and wedding cake, all the celebration creating a sickening feeling in Dash's heart.

"N-No...I can't let that happen! I gotta stop Luna...Whatever it takes!"

The brainwashed mare shouted, a glazed look on her face while she still saw the false future that Discord had whipped up.

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Five minutes of constant affection, and no milk what so ever...Only the heavy breathing and soft moans that came while I sucked Derpy's right nipple. I didn't get tired of this, and enjoyed the taste while I forcefully gave it my all...I was intent on getting a gulp full of love, and on the six minute mark, I got what I was waiting for!

"Oh...Heh, that feels really-...Uh! Orion! Take it easy..."

Derpy gasped out suddenly, the look on her face making me ignore her claim and drink like there was no tomorrow. I chugged the thin, sticky liquid as it flowed, this rare breast milk tasting all the sweeter due to the fact that I had to really work for it...

"Aww, he looks so peaceful..."

Sweetiebelle said, putting a hoof on my head and giving a loud giggle. I drank and drank, making sure the warm bittersweet milk was ingested and settled in my stomach. I was no longer hungry, yet I still fed...Just for the beautiful look on this girl's face...

I slowly take my mouth off and give Derpy a long hug, her warm breathe gracing me while she sighed. Button by button, I made sure my special lady was fully clothed; first starting at the bottom then slowly working my way up...The cute mare next to me also needing to be addressed.

Just as I leaned close to Sweetiebelle...The front door had opened up, leaving me baffled and my special somepony to trot upstairs in a flash. I quickly shrug it off and pray to God that Rarity did not see...but to my surprise, all eyes were not on me...

But on a shimmering blue mare, the moonlight glimmering off that translucent mane that sparkled while she trot into the castle...Clearly this was a mare of royalty, but what was she doing here?

"Orion, we'd like you to meet Princess Luna...She is going to be staying here and-"

...Twilight stops her introduction while Derpy's hands lock around my neck, this causing quite a stir with the mares present...

"Uhm, Orion...Is that...Derpy!?"

Just from the tone in her voice, this mare was jealous, I could tell this would be quite the awkward discussion later...But I could handle it!

"Hi there! Orion made me into a real human, thanks to the doctor's gizmo over there! It can do anything your mind can think of..."

Derpy cutely said while hopping off the table, and twirling around in the clothes Rarity had made for me. I had noticed something off from all of this, there was something wrong with Rainbow Dash, she looked dazed...almost drugged out...My accusations are changed when she slowly trotted close to the machine, slowly mumbling something...

"Anything you can think of...?"

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Author's Note

Woah, sorry for the short chapter; I'm kinda juggling two different stories at once :applejackconfused: