Author's Note

Doctor perspective. HUMAN. I have a lazy eye so I know what Derpy's eyes look like. Also can anyone imagine during his inner dialogue "You don't know your beautiful." is playing? BTW if you guys want I can continue this story in another chapter, in fact any story can have a continuation if you want.

Love is cross-eyed.

I sigh. 'She's perfect.' I think. I watch as she curls her her hair behind one ear, one eye facing the lockers, the other facing in front of her.

Soarin' chuckles. "Looks like somebody's finally caught your eye."

I look away, blushing. "W-what are you t-talking about?"

"That's funny, considering you were staring at her with a look in your eyes I've seen in many lovestruck people." Soarin' says slyly.

"N-no you didn't!" I say defensively.

"You're blushing." He adds. "And stuttering."

The bell suddenly rings, interupting our conversation.

"Um... Igottagobye!" I run off.

'What is wrong with me?' I think. 'Why can I not stop staring at her? Sure she has gorgeous hair, a cute smile, that endearing stare, that adorable voice, her flawless skin...... OH GOD DID I JUST THINK THAT?!? She is just my friend. My best fiend. The first friend I made in Canterlot. That's it.'

After class I'm roaming the halls when I hear a voice say "No one likes you Derpy, so buzz off. No one would ever be your friend."

I feel rage and watch as my legs start running, and my hand turns into a fist, and said fist connects with somebody's jaw.

"OW!" Spitfire roars. "WHY DID YOU HIT ME YOU DWEEB?"

"I'm tired of your constant bullying of anyone who is not like you!" I hear myself say. I'm in shock. I have no control over my own body.

She raises her hand, ready to punch me when a light blue hand grabs her arm. "I'm tired of it too."

Spitfire looks up to see Vice Principal Luna. "Detention for you. Tonight. As for you Whooves, dentention tomorrow for hitting someone."

As Spitfire and Luna walk away I hear a timid voice behind me say "Thank you."

As I turn around, before I can utter a word, a pair of lips meet mine, and I kiss back, unaware of two sets of eyes at the end of the hallway.

"Just what I thought." Soarin chuckled.

"How long did you know?" Rainbow asked.

"Since this morning when he was staring at her with a lovestruck expression."

As the two part their lips Whooves can't help but notice that her eyes had un-crossed.