Random Shipping Adventures

by HauntingSpiritRisingMoon

Rating: everyone
Tags: Slice of Life, Main 6, Alternate Universe, Other, Romance, Equestria Girls, Comedy, Cutie Mark Crusaders
Length: 2855

Follow these random characters on Random Shipping Adventures!

Just some random stories about LOVE! These are short and are just for when I don't want to continue other stories. Shipping.

Published 2015-09-14 04:10:01 UTC
Last updated 2015-11-08 16:01:52 UTC

Gray world

Cheese Sandwich was walking, waiting for his cheesie sense to activate. And when it did, it hit him like a bullet. Cheese was being thrown this way and that way. When he finally got it under control, he noticed 1. It was pointing towards Ponyville where his secret marefriend Pinkie Pie lived, and 2. They ground Cheese was standing on was turning gray.

"This is bad, VERY bad." Cheese quickly opened up a 4th wall portal with some of his magic and jumped through.

He found himself inside of the Carousel Boutique and noticed every piece of clothing was gray, floor gray, walls gray. He ran out the Boutique and towards Pinkie's house, where he could see her friends through the window. He barged in to the shock of Pinkie's friends.

"Cheese?!? What are you doing here?!?" Rainbow questioned.

"Cheesie..... sense..... going..... crazy....." Cheese looked up to see Pinkie crying in the middle of the room and Pinkie's friends were gray as well. "Come..... help..... cheer..... up...... Pinkie....."

"Well, I am not sure how party pony magic works, but if that is what you are using go ahead." Twilight said, waiting for Cheese to work his magic.

"Well, you see, it's easier to transfer Part Pony Magic when there are less ponies." Cheese lied, thinking of a different way to cheer her up.

"Very well." Rarity sighed, leading the others outside. "We'll go try to cheer up other ponies, hoping to bring back color to the world."

As soon as they left, Cheese walked over to Pinkie and sat next to her, ignoring how wet he was because of her tears. "Pinks. What's wrong?" Cheese whispered, placing a hoof over her shoulder in a side hug.

"Cheese....." Pinkie whimpered, and handed him a letter.

Cheese quickly read it and hugged Pinkie even tighter. "It's okay.... No need to worry, I'm here."

"Grandma Pie!!!! Why!?!" Pinkie cried out.

"Sh......" Cheese said. Normally he would cheer up ponies with parties, but he knew when some ponies just need some TLC(Tender love and care).

He kissed her and noticed some of the color on Pinkie start to reappear.

MEANWHILE IN CANTERLOT.........

"S-sister!" Luna stuttered.

"What is it Luna?" Celestia asked, deep in her book.

"W-why are we turning gray?" Luna asked, full of fear.

Celestia looked up from her reading to see Luna's legs turning gray. Before she could answer a piece of parchment appeared in front of her. "Oh my. You know Pinkie, the element of laughter, right?"

"Yes."

"She is upset." Celestia said worredly.

"Her being upset can cause the entire of Equestria to turn gray?!?" Luna asked in shock.

"Yes."

"Well what happens if she is mad?" Luna questioned.

Celestia shuddered. "You don't want to know."

"But-"

"You don't. I still have nightmares." Celestia interupted.

BACK IN PONYVILLE.......

"You feeling better Pinkie?" Cheese asked, noticing color slowly spread back throughout Equestria.

"Yeah.." Pinkie said, slowly gaining back her cheery mood.

Cheese jumped up. "Well, since my Cheesie sense isn't ringing, that means I can stay in Ponyville for a while!"

Pinkie imediatly cheered up at that and kissed him, completely unaware of a certain alicorn assistant peeking through the window.

Author's Note

SHIPPING!!!!!

The 7th element?

Pinkie Pie sighed happily. It was her 3 year anniversary of when she started dating her coltfriend Cheese Sandwich. Other ponies expected at least once he'd miss one of them. But Cheese never missed it. He was never late. No matter what other parties there were he always came to this one.

Today was no different. "Pinkie!"

"Hey Cheesie!" She quickly pecked him on the cheek. "What are we doing this year?"

"This year I was thinking instead of a party, can we just have a nice picnic. I know we are party ponies but I am exhausted. There has been lots of parties this week." Cheese asked shyly, sure she would want a huge party.

"Sure Cheesie." Pinkie replied.

"R-really?!? I thought you'd wa-" Cheese stuttered.

Pinkie silenced him with a kiss. "It's fine. I would love it."

"Phew." Cheese then proceeded to pull a picnic basket and picnic blanket from the air.

They had their picnic, Pinkie eating with her flank pressed against Cheese's.

"This is amazing!" Pinkie mumbled through her food.

Cheese chuckled. "Every moment's amazing when I'm with you."

Pinkie blushed. "I lo-"

"PINKIE!!"

"C'mon Twilight! I'm in the middle of something here!"

"THERE IS A GIANT MONSTER ATTACKING PONYVILLE!!!" Twilight yelled, throwing the element necklace. "TAKE YOUR ELEMENT AND LET'S GO!!"

"Woah there! I'm not letting Pinkie go alone, I'm coming." Cheese said.

"You can't you don't have an element!"

"I can try!"

"You can't you annoying-"

"Twilight." Pinkie interrupted.

"Don't you dare call me that you little-"

"Twilight!"

"How dare you! I am the princess of Friendship! I will-"

"TWILIGHT!!!"

"What Pinkie?"

"Your crown is glowing."

Twilight looked up to find her crown was indeed glowing. Suddenly it shot a yellow light straight at Cheese's neck, and a gold necklace with a yellow cut-in-half grilled cheese sandwich.

"What the hay?!?" Cheese yelled.

IN THE CRYSTAL EMPIRE............

"Thanks for taking me on this walk Cadence, I really needed it to calm me down." Shining Armor said to his wife.

"No worr-" Suddenly Cadence's eyes turned white and she hovered in the air. In a voice that was to deep to be hers she said," The element of care has been revealed by the element of magic." She then fainted.

"So much for a relaxing walk" Shining sighed.

BACK IN PONYVILLE........

A letter appeared in front of Twilight, while Cheese marvelled at his element.

"Well." Twilight said. "You are apparently the element of care. Makes sense since you were so eager to protect Pinkie Pie. In the letter Cadence sent me it says that even if your not here your care will still contribute to the element's power. Now let's go destroy that giant monster."

Author's Note

IT MAKES SENSE!!!!! PROBABLY!!! SHIPPING!!!!

Secret of the Butterfly

Author's Note

THIS A HUMAN THING! YAY! :derpytongue2:

Secret of the Butterfly

Rarity looked over at Rainbow across the hallway, talking to eachother. Rarity scoffed as Rainbow reached up and kissed Soarin'. "I don't get her. When they first started dating it was a total secret, not letting anybody know. Now she acts like it was never a secret."

"That's Rainbow." Apple Jack chuckled, "She only gets worried about someone in danger or if she'll win the game."

Fluttershy giggled.

"You're one to giggle Fluttershy, you haven't even told us who your dating." Rarity smirked at Fluttershy. "Who is this lucky guy?"

"I knew I never should have accepted truth when we played Truth or Dare!" Fluttershy whispered angrily.

FLASHBACK................

"Truth or Dare Flutters?" Rainbow Dash asked.

"Umm... Truth?" Fluttershy said.

"Alright....." Rainbow said mischeviously, "Are you dating anybody?"

Pinkie Pie laughed. "No way Dashie! She is way too shy too-"

"Yes."

Pinkie stopped and looked at Fluttershy who was looking away and blushing.

Rainbow stared. "Really? Who is it?"

"N-no telling. Only one q-q-question." Fluttershy stammered.

"Hm.... Truth or Dare Flutters!"

"Dare." Fluttershy said indignatly.

"I dare you to tell us who your boyfriend is!" Rainbow said with an evil grin.

Fluttershy glared at her, giving her the "Stare". "I-i don't want t-to! It's m-my secret!"

BACK TO THE PRESENT.........

Suddenly Fluttershy's phone buzzed. She checked it and pink started showing in her cheeks.

Before Rarity or Apple Jack could peek at her phone she had run off.

Rainbow walked over with Soarin' in tow. "What's with her?"

"We are pretty sure she just got a text from her boyfriend, but now she has run off." Rarity sighed.

Soarin' chuckled. "I bet that ol' dog finally confessed."

"Wait, Soar, do you know something?" Rainbow questioned.

"Uh....." Before Rainbow could grab him, Soarin' had run off.

"Ugh.... I'll go after Soarin', you two go after Fluttershy." Rainbow ran after her boyfriend.

Rarity and Apple Jack ran where she went just in time to see her slip into an empty classroom.

Rarity watched as Apple Jack peered through the window in the door and gasped. "What the hay?"

"What?" Rarity asked.

"You got to see this!" Apple Jack said, backing away from the window.

Rarity peeked in. "You're brother is kissing Fluttershy!"

FLUTTERSHY'S POV.............

Fluttershy smiled up at her boyfriend after their lips parted.

"I love you Big Mac." she whispered softly.

"I love ya too, my little butterfly." he said as he let her out of his embrace. "See you at 8:00?"

She giggled. "Of course."

As Fluttershy walked out of the room she heard a southern accent behind her say, "That was quite the display, wouldn't you say Rarity?"

"Quite."

Fluttershy slowly turned around to see Apple Jack and Rarity behind her. And, stuttering more than she ever had before. "W-w-what ar-re y-you g-guys t-talking ab-bout?

Rarity grinned, "Oh, just the little love fest between you and Big Macantosh."

Fluttershy held back tears. "I-it's n-none of your business!"

Not noticing the tears, Applejack continued with, "I bet the others will be so surprised to hear this."

Tears were now streaming down Fluttershy's face. "N-no! D-don't tell them!" She then ran off crying.

Rarity looked at Apple Jack, clearly realizing they had messed up. Suddenly a deep and very angry voice behind them said, "What. Did. You. Two. Do."

The two trembled at the rage in Big Mac's voice. "W-we, uh..."

Big Mac ignored them and strode off in Fluttershy's direction. "I'll deal with you two later."

LATER..................

Rainbow watched as Rarity approached her, heads down in shame. "What's got you two down?"

"We found out who her boyfriend is."

"What's so bad about that?"

"You see, it's Big Mac, and-"

"Again, what's so bad about that?"

Apple Jack looked up, fear in her eyes. "We kind of embarrassed her and made her.... cry. And, on top of that, Big Mac is furious at us."

Rainbow winced as she remembered the way he had punctured the soccer ball last time he was mad. She knew their punishment would be ten times worse.

Suddenly she spotted a red flannel shirt and orange hair. "Run!" she whispered, but it was too late. One hand grabbed Apple Jack's collar and one grapped Rarity's.

"You two are going to come with me and apologize to Fluttershy. But don't think you two are safe yet." Big Mac muttered angrily.

When there were students in Big Mac's way, they imediately got out of it, even the Sirens, who were allowed at school since they could do nothing anymore. He walked out of the school and towards the school's garden as they heard a melodic voice that was known only as the school's shyest and best singer, Fluttershy. Big Mac sighed dreamily at the music.

As soon as Fluttershy spotted them she stopped singing and looked away.

Big Mac said calmly, "These two are here to apologize."

As soon as he said that millions of "I'm sorry"s flowed out of their mouths. Once Big Mac had decided that they had aplogized enough he let them down. They ran back to the school, yet not before noticing Big Mac hug Fluttershy and give her a quick kiss.

LATER...............

Rarity and AJ sighed at their demolished phones. Even though Trixie gloated about how great she is, even she wouldn't stand up to Big Mac was angry. So after a few magic tricks both of the girls' phones had been smashed under Big Mac's foot.

Love is cross-eyed.

Author's Note

Doctor perspective. HUMAN. I have a lazy eye so I know what Derpy's eyes look like. Also can anyone imagine during his inner dialogue "You don't know your beautiful." is playing? BTW if you guys want I can continue this story in another chapter, in fact any story can have a continuation if you want.

Love is cross-eyed.

I sigh. 'She's perfect.' I think. I watch as she curls her her hair behind one ear, one eye facing the lockers, the other facing in front of her.

Soarin' chuckles. "Looks like somebody's finally caught your eye."

I look away, blushing. "W-what are you t-talking about?"

"That's funny, considering you were staring at her with a look in your eyes I've seen in many lovestruck people." Soarin' says slyly.

"N-no you didn't!" I say defensively.

"You're blushing." He adds. "And stuttering."

The bell suddenly rings, interupting our conversation.

"Um... Igottagobye!" I run off.

'What is wrong with me?' I think. 'Why can I not stop staring at her? Sure she has gorgeous hair, a cute smile, that endearing stare, that adorable voice, her flawless skin...... OH GOD DID I JUST THINK THAT?!? She is just my friend. My best fiend. The first friend I made in Canterlot. That's it.'

After class I'm roaming the halls when I hear a voice say "No one likes you Derpy, so buzz off. No one would ever be your friend."

I feel rage and watch as my legs start running, and my hand turns into a fist, and said fist connects with somebody's jaw.

"OW!" Spitfire roars. "WHY DID YOU HIT ME YOU DWEEB?"

"I'm tired of your constant bullying of anyone who is not like you!" I hear myself say. I'm in shock. I have no control over my own body.

She raises her hand, ready to punch me when a light blue hand grabs her arm. "I'm tired of it too."

Spitfire looks up to see Vice Principal Luna. "Detention for you. Tonight. As for you Whooves, dentention tomorrow for hitting someone."

As Spitfire and Luna walk away I hear a timid voice behind me say "Thank you."

As I turn around, before I can utter a word, a pair of lips meet mine, and I kiss back, unaware of two sets of eyes at the end of the hallway.

"Just what I thought." Soarin chuckled.

"How long did you know?" Rainbow asked.

"Since this morning when he was staring at her with a lovestruck expression."

As the two part their lips Whooves can't help but notice that her eyes had un-crossed.

Unlikely Comforter

Butter Scotch smiled and waved as his girlfriend climbed off her motorcycle. His friends had judged him for liking someone who was his completely opposite, but Eris had got them over it VEEEERY quickly when she had revealed WHY Butterscotch was dating her. She had been a crazy-disco light in the darkness.

She had stopped him from going into depression.

It had been a while ago. After he had received some very upsetting news......
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Butterscotch sank to the floor, his head in his hands. He was shaking, and felt tears in his eyes. 'How...... How could she.....' He curled up in a ball, and layed on the floor. Suddenly he felt a hand on his shoulder, and he looked up into the concerned face of a girl.

"Hey, you alright...?"

Butterscotch blinked. She was odd for a teenager at this school. He assumed she was new, as he had not seen her before. She had gray skin and white hair. She had red eyes with a yellow tinge. And she was wearing a biker jacket, leather boots, leather gloves, and a disco-themed t-shirt.

"You alright?" She asked again.

Butterscotch simply curled back into a ball with a sad "No."

He heard footsteps, and then Rainbow Blitz's voice. "What did you do to him!?"

"Me!? I found him like this and wanted to check on him!"

Butterscotch looked up to his friend as Blitz put a hand on his shoulder. "You okay, man? She bothering you?"

Butterscotch blinked. "No..... And no......"

"What happened...?"

"Big Gala..... Just told me...... She's bi......"

Blitz was surprised. Gala had been Butterscotch's girlfriend for three months, and he was shocked that Gala was gay.

"Some girl named Cara......."

The girl, who happened to be standing near him, smiled softly. "Somehow, we're in a similar boat. "

Butterscotch looked at her, confused. She chuckled. "I had a similar situation..... Where some guy I had been dating abandoned me for some guy...... I don't even remember his name." She sat down next to Scotch, pushing Blitz away.

"Hey!"

"If you need somebody to talk to 'bout this, here. " She reached in to her coat and took out a notebook and pen, writing her phone number. "This is my number. Oh, and the name's Eris. " With that she strutted off, taking a helmet from underneath her jacket ('How did that fit in there..?), before getting on a motorcycle and speeding off.

"Man, she's a jerk! I've heard about her, and it's not nice things." But even as Blitz said that, he noticed Butterscotch add her number to his Contacts list.
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Butterscotch felt a hand smack his butt, and he quickly snapped out of the memory and glaring, as well as blushing, at a cackleing Eris. "Knew that'd wake you up!"

Buttorscotch sighed and rolled his eyes. "I love you to, Eris...."

Eris made him blush again as she kissed him. "Y'know it, babe!"

Author's Note

Just a quick Rule 63 AL Human thing.....