Eren looked out on the world in front of him with Armin and Mikasa and Sasha who had a potato. “Look at that” he said flipping his hair stylishly. “Those ponys dont know the meaning of fear.”
And then the world exploded but not actually because that would be rideculus. AND THERE WERE TIATNS.
BOOM! They stomped around and the mane 6 came out and the colosal titan saw them and said “I AM GOING TO EAT ALL THE TINY PONIES HAHA.”
“Oh no!” Twilight screamed. “What is that thing!”
“Its a titan,” said a voice.
Twilightturned around and saw Eren was there with his 3DO and swords with his friends. “Those danm things eat people in my world and now their coming for you”
But twilight was shocked and said, “wait whats going on, how did you get here? Who are you?” and Aaron said “I am a human from another world here to kill ALL THE TITANS!”
Eren screamed and jumped up at a titan who was coming at them. it picked up Twilight who scremed “Help me!” and Erin did and cut the back of the titan’s neck. I dont know why that works but it does.
Anyway all the other ponies were all like “oh shiiii-” and one of them was grabbed by a deviant titan that was crawling all creepy.
“Put her down!” yelled Pinkie Pie, but the titan didnt listen because its a strong independent titan that don’t need no pony to tell it what to do, and it opened its mouth and eat the pony in one big gulp.
And then things got real.
The mane 6 all charged at the titan bloodlusted by blood because there was a lot of blood everywhere. I mean seriously, lots. It was literally raining blood at this point. Lots.
Eren charged at the titan but Mikasa beat him to it because she’s way cooler and she jumped in the air with her awesome and chopped the titan into tiny bits.
and Eren bit his finger because that makes him turn into a titan for some reason, and then he got really coo.l
He yelled, “I am going to kill ALL THE TITaNs!” Then he charged at the collosuss titan and they fought. Eren punched him in the gut and he he relled over and said OW! Then he threw a puch at Eren too and he got hit and also said Ow!
Eren was like, “Hey, sneak up from behind them!” so Armin and Sahsa did and they all attacked him.
Meanwhile the ponies were all just standing there and Fluttershy said “can’t we all just get along?”
“NO!” TWIlight yelled, “THey want to eat us all and they won’t rest until they do!”
“YEAH!” said Rainbow Dash exitedly. “Lets get them!”
“YEAH!” They all repeated and they ran at the titans and started to fight themw ith their elements and stuff.
Then the Princesses came out and were all like, “What’s going on?” And Sashsa said “Titans are attacking get potatoes and throw them at them quick hurry!”
Then Luna said “I have a better ideas” (and she did because she’s the best princess). So then her horn glowed blue and there was this shaking all over the place.Everypony was all “whats happening?” And then the MOON came down and it had a face on it like in majoras Mask (which is way better than ocarina of lame) and it was grinning like the titans.
Eren saw the moon and yelled I didn’t know the moon was a titan!” And he readyd himself to fight the moon and got in his best power stance. The colossus titn laughed and said “I didnt no that either but cool I guess” but Luna said “Wait Arin this is the mooon night a titan it will help you fight them!”
But the colosi titan didnt like that and got angry at Aron and tackedl him to the ground. Then he punched off his face which started steaming. There was so much steam everywhere and it burned his eyes (or it wouldve if he weren’t a titan) and the Colocuss titan called in his buddy armoured titan and was all “HAH, look at this scrub! Im gonna eat him now lolz”
But then luna hit him with the moon and he flew all the way to manehattin and smashed into a building like gozdilla.
Then the moon got dark and everyone was confused including the titans and they all looked to see hwat was wrong…
It was the heartless!
they had wings (because wings are cool like fezzes) because they drank Red Bull i guess, lol. They blacked out the sun and Princess Sunbutt tried to move it so they wouldnt but they moved too!
Wait, theres Riku and Sora! and Axel was there too because fire is AWESOME! they all jumped down from there interdiminsonal portal and did backflips on the way down. And Sora fluffed his spoky hair and high fived Riku. “Best friend power!” they said, and the started cutting up the hartless with theyre keyblades. Swosh! Slice!
They cut of the hearltess like they were made of black jello an they all exploded in clouds of dust.
But the hartless started attacking the ponies! They jumped at them and Roseluck said “The horror!” and fell over and fainted. One of the Heartless was about to get her but just in time Sora cut in in half!
Then the armored titan sneaked up behind Sora and grabbed him from behind! But Rarity came and smacked him with the dresses she made and poked his eyes with needles. And Applejack kicked barels at him and they exploded in his eyes, but they had gas in them and then Rainbow Dash kicked a cloud and it shot a lightning bolt out and set him ON FIRE! And Axel was super stoked and made more fire, and Fluttershy sent a bunch of phenixes to attack him because there made of fire and immune to it so they wont get hurt. And Ceelstia sent filomina to attack him too because she was also a fenix.
Then the armored titan ran away because he was scared and on FIRE!. Literally. HAHA!
As he ran away he scremed “I WILL GET MY REVENGE SOME DAY1!!11”
And trollestia was all, “as if” and laughed as she drank some tea she summoned from the underworld.
then Armin said “uh guys there are still those black things”. And there were!
They all did there awesome thign and the mane 6 used there rainbow power to destroy all the heartless. Everything was fine!
Then Eren said “Thanks for getting my back Mikasa”
“No problem”
“I don’t know what id do without you”
“me neighter”
Then they kissed!
And Sunbutt turned to Discord and said” aw their so cute”
And Discord siad “not as cute as you”
And then THEY kissed!
and Sora and Axel and riku all said (but not at once because there not demons) “we must return to our world now goodbye!” “Bye!” Everyone said and waved at them as they went back thru theyre portal
Sasha looked at everyone and saw they were happy but there was someting missing; potatoes! So she yelled, “POTATO PARTY!” and Pinkie hear her and said, “Did someone say PARTY?” And Sasha said “YES, I did because I like potatoes and partys!”
And then they had the best party ever.
But somewhere in the distance was the colosal titan who was actually (SPOILER) hah, im not telling you, go read the manga you dummy (SPOILER END) sitting in a tree, and he said, “I will destroy u all someday stupid ponies.”
And Sombra came up and said, “did I hear destroy?”
To be continued………………………………………………………….
