"CURSE YOU MICHAEL BAYYYYY!!!!!" A human shouted as he was knocked back by an explosion from his arch nemesis.
Blue was swirling around him as he was engulfed by the raging tear in reality. So I guess you're all wondering how this happened and you're wondering who his arch nemesis is and who this certain human that also happens to be a cyborg with unlimited power who is basically a god in the eyes of a mortal man. His name is Josh Freeman Ghidora the obvious son of Kizer Ghidora from the Godzilla series all copyright from Kizer Ghidora and Godzilla belongs to Toho studios and I'm getting off track from who this is with this disclaimer of copyright and other shit that is happening in this story so blah, blah, blah,Fus roh dah yeah, yeah,yeah. I don't own Skyrim either I TOLD YOU PEOPLE THIS WAS A CROSSOVER MOTHER FUCKAS!!!!! Sorry for the language this is rated m for reasons you know (author takes a too fucking long deep breath) anyways Josh is the son of Kizer Ghidora we've already established that so anyway... He then after clicheing blacking out through that portal for the umpteenth time he soon woke up and realized he was in a forest.
"Okay so I'm in a forest thanks to the author... Wait... I have HOOVES?!?!?! YOU MOTHER FUCKER YOU DIDN'T TELL ME THIS WAS A FIMFICTION!!!!!!" He yelled in dismay even though he talked smack about me he's going to have a helluva time in this world.
"I heard that you sick bastardized cuntlicking dickface!!!"
