What the hell happened last night?
Twilight groaned tiredly as the last remnants of her sleep were chased away by the bright sunlight shining into her room through the open curtains and straight into her eyes causing the alicorn to wince and use her magic to draw the curtains closed. Her head was throbbing with a massive headache which was no doubt the after effects of all the hard apple cider she had drunken last night at Pinkie Pie’s party. Her mouth felt like it had been filled with saw dust the entire night and she smacked her lips a few times in an attempt to get some moisture back.
Yawning widely Twilight brushed a few strands of her wet mane out of her face and wiped her hoof clean on her bedsheets. “Need coffee.” Twilight thought to herself. “But first I have to wake Rainbow and Pinkie up.” She began poking Rainbow Dash in the chest with her hoof in an attempt to wake the pegasus, but all Rainbow did was give a loud snore and pull Twilight into a tighter snuggling embrace.
Twilight rolled her eyes and began poking Rainbow harder. “Rainbow it’s time to...” Twilight’s eyes widened in disbelieving surprise and her pupils shrank to the size of pinpricks as the full realization of her current situation finally dawned on her. “WHAT THE BUCK ARE YOU DOING IN MY BED!” Twilight screamed pushing Rainbow away from her, before using her magic to push Pinkie Pie out of her bed as well.
Both of them gave a startled ‘eep’ as they were kicked unceremoniously out of Twilight’s bed and it wasn’t long before all three mares were now wide awake and staring at each other with confusion. However it didn’t take long for Twilight’s mind to come to the only logical conclusion as to what had happened between them last night. The sheets beneath her hooves were sticky with some slightly musky liquid, and the same sticky liquid matted the fur around her muzzle, along her chest, and completely covered her inner thighs and tail. She had clopped enough times to know that she was completely covered in mare-cum. She noticed both Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie were also in the same cum covered state she was in, confirming what she had already figured out. “I just had a threesome with two of my best friends after getting plastered at a party last night!”
As this realization sunk into Twilight’s minds she felt herself blushing brightly and she couldn’t look at her either of her two friends. The awkward silence grew thicker and thicker until Twilight broke the silence. “Does anypony remember what happened last night that lead up to this moment.”
Rainbow gave a light chuckle and rubbed the back of her mane causing a few drops of clear sticky liquid to drop to the ground. “Well... After your sixth mug of apple cider you kinda started hitting on anything that moved, and after your eighth mug you were practically acting like you were in heat. So before you did anything really crazy, me and Pinkie took you back to the library then when we were tucking you into bed you kinda used your magic to pull Pinkie into a full on open mouthed kiss, and from there things kinda escalated pretty quickly.”
“B-but I’m not even into mares.” Twilight gave a confused frown. “Or am I?
“Well you were really wasted last night,” Pinkie said trying to wipe her two friend’s cum out of her mane. “In fact you were so wasted you used a futa spell on Rainbow...”
“Stop talking!” Twilight screamed, using her magic to cover her ears with a couple of pillows, she instantly regretted that decision when she felt even more mare cum cover her face. With a disgusted grunt she threw them across the room where they stuck to the walls for a few second before falling to the ground. “Okay, first thing’s first, we clean this mess up than I’ll use a memory spell to completely erase last night from our minds. Agreed?”
Pinkie and Rainbow both exchanged a glance, and after a moment of silence Pinkie spoke up. “Well.... You’re gonna have to use that memory spell on everypony who was at the party last night.”
Twilight’s left eye began twitching violently. “Why, what happened?”
“Well after you used the futa spell on Dashie you may have teleported all three of us back to the party while Rainbow was in the middle of giving you anal, and you were getting me off with your tongue.”
Twilight felt the blood drain from her face as the implications of what Pinkie had said dawned on her and she began hyperventilating.
“Chill Twilight,” Rainbow said. “That wasn’t even the worst thing that happened.”
“WHAT COULD BE WORSE THAN ME PRINCESS HAVING ANAL IN FRONT OF A CROWD OF PONIES?!”
Rainbow flinched at Twilight’s screaming and rubbed her ringing ears. “Well... You may have also sent Princess Celestia a letter describing the best way to give a pony a blowjob complete with pictures and video. On the bright side it was one of the hottest things I’ve ever done.”
This new information caused Twilight’s body to freeze up completely and she could only stare blankly at the wall in front of her. Pinkie walked in front of Twilight and waved a hoof in front of her unblinking gave. “You think we broke her Dashie?”
“Probably. I think we should tell her we were only joking about the futa spell and sending princess Celestia the letter.”
“Wait, what?” Twilight asked recovering from her shock. “You were only joking?”
“Yep,” Pinkie nodded. “We only gave each other hoof jobs and oral sex last night. There were no futa or teleporting spells.”
Twilight gave a sigh of relief and glared at the pranksters. “That wasn’t funny.”
Rainbow snickered. “It kinda was Twi, you should have seen the look on your face when we told you about the letter. It was priceless.”
Twilight continued glaring at the two ponies who were now laughing uncontrollably, before she used her magic to dump the cum soaked sheets and pillows over the top of them. “You two are going to wash those while I have a shower and get cleaned up.”
Twilight left the two mares to their messy job, and slammed the bedroom door behind her and stomped all the way to the shower where she began furiously scrubbing the sex juices from her body, making herself a promise to ever get that drunk ever again.
The ramifications of last night.
Rainbow and Pinkie shook themselves free from the wet and sticky pile of blankets just in time to see Twilight stomping from the room and slamming the door shut behind her with her magic. Rainbow winced at the loud bang and after a few seconds of awkward silence she glanced at her pink friend. “What do you think’s up with Twilight? It’s not like us spending the night with her is the end of the world or anything.”
Pinkie shrugged and peeled a particularly sticky sheet from her mane. “Maybe she thinks we took advantage of her last night while she was drunk. I’d be pretty mad too if I was her.”
“But we didn’t take advantage of her Pinkie,” Rainbow said quite defensively “she knows we would never do anything like that to her. If anything, she was the one who took advantage of us, she totally used her magic to make out with you.”
Pinkie Pie blushed brightly at the memory of Twilight using her magic to pin her down on the bed before pressing her muzzle tightly against hers and forcing her tongue deeply into her mouth. “Well she may have started it Dashie, but we did nothing to stop it.”
Rainbow flared her wet wings and began trying to shake some the mare cum from her feathers which caused several drops of the sticky liquid to fly across the room and some of them to land on Pinkie’s face. “In case you’ve forgotten Pinkie, we were pretty hammered ourselves last night too, so none of us were really in our right mind to do anything to stop ourselves.”
Another moment of awkward silence settled over the room and Rainbow glanced nervously at the pink pony blushing brightly herself. “Did you enjoy yourself last night Pinkie? I mean... I can be pretty rough in bed so I was just wandering if I hurt you or anything.”
Pinkie’s cheeks turned even redder and she couldn’t look Rainbow in the eyes. “I-I am just a l-little sore. But it’s nothing I can’t handle. That thing you did with your wings and tongue was pretty amazing. Seriously, I didn’t even know it was possible to be the flexible.”
Rainbow chuckled and rubbed the back of her mane. “It took me ages to perfect that move.” Her eyes widened as a thought dawned on her and she glanced worriedly in the direction Twilight had gone. “I hope I wasn’t too rough on Twilight, though. Maybe that’s why she’s so upset! I’ve gotta go make sure she’s okay!” Rainbow was about to ru from the room when Pinkie bit down on her tail causing the pegasus to come to a jarring stop before she could even reach the bedroom door. She instantly regretted her method of stopping her friend as she now found herself with a mouthful of Rainbow’s tail which was covered in sticky mare juices. “OW! Pinkie, what gives?”
“Twilight probably wants to be alone right now Dashie. She’s obviously feeling confused about this whole situation and is trying to make sense of it.”
“I Don’t care Pinkie, Twilight can make sense of this situation after I’ve made sure she’s okay!”
Before Pinkie could protest even further Rainbow ran out the door and practically flew to the bathroom. She knew Twilight was prone to overthinking and over analyzing things, but if her friend was genuinely hurt over what had happened between them last night she was going to do everything in her power to make things right. She hesitantly knocked on the bathroom door and when there was no answer she pressed her ear against it to listen for any sound that wasn’t the shower running. “Twi you okay?” Silence greeted her words, but after a few seconds she heard Twilight begin to cry. A large dagger of guilt stabbed through Rainbow’s heart and she barged into the bathroom fully intent on making things right with her friend. “Twilight...”
“Get out!” Twilight screamed pointing an angry hoof towards the door. “I don’t want to see you or Pinkie for a long time.”
Rainbow stood her ground even though she was feeling extremely nervous at being an alicorn’s source of anger. “No Twilight! Not until you tell us why you’re so angry with us...”
“JUST GET OUT!” Twilight’s eyes blazed with pure white energy and she slammed both her front hooves on the ground causing a shockwave of pure energy to flood across the room. Rainbow braced herself for the impact but the magical energy merely flowed over her body like water. There was a moment of silence where Twilight continued glaring at her friend before giving a dejected sigh and looking down at the ground. “I’m not angry at either of you or pinkie, I’m angry at myself. All my life I’ve been saving myself for the special somepony I might meet one day. Now all of my hard work has been ruined by one stupid drunken mistake.” Twilight stood there breathing heavily, and Rainbow’s eyes widened as what she had just heard fully dawned on her.
“You mean we took away your virginity last night?” Pinkie asked joining her two friend’s in the bathroom.
More tears spilled freely from Twilight’s eyes staining her cheeks with their wet trails and she nodded numbly in confirmation. “And I didn’t even get to meet my special somepony first. Now would you both please just leave? I want to be alone for a while”
