Rainbow Dash Finds A Porn Magazine

by birdyluv0

Rating: mature
Tags: Main 6, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Rainbow Dash, Comedy, Sex, Twilight Sparkle, Random
Length: 3083

Rainbow Dash finds a porn magazine. And everything goes wrong.

Rainbow Dash found herself in a store that sells illegal books and magazines. When browsing through the shelves, she finds a copy of Equestrian Porn...

My first clopfic. I doubt it's very good. In fact, I bet it's pretty bad. Oh well. There is a first for everything, right?

Published 2015-10-02 20:40:01 UTC
Last updated 2015-10-02 20:40:01 UTC

Rainbow Dash Finds a Porn Magazine

Rainbow Dash flies out of her home above Ponyville, feeling the wind in her wings. She does a few loops in the air, enjoying the feeling of freedom that she always gets whenever she flies. Twilight Sparkle waves to her from the ground, eliciting a smile from Rainbow and a wave. She decides to veer from her normal flying route over Ponyville, flying over Fluttershy's cottage and into the skies above the Everfree forest. The Everfree clouds hang lazily in the air, moving much less than they normally do due to a lack of wind over the forest today. Rainbow flies around them, not wishing to get into a fight with clouds. She passes over the Castle of the Two Ancient Pony Sisters and into the unknown forest beyond.

Soon, a few houses come into view. Rainbow swoops down and lands outside one of them. A few ponies walk around, their bodies and faces obscured by the cloaks that they are wearing. A slight chill creeps down Rainbow's spine, but she quickly shrugs it off. There's nothing to be afraid of. It's just... the local fashion, that's all. She glances at the sign to the nearest building, which reads "BB - Banned Books". The name piques Rainbow's interest, and she opens the door to the bookstore, the door creaking loudly. The door closes with a crash as she lets go of the door after stepping inside. Rainbow flinches, before realizing that she is alone in the store with the clerk.

The clerk is wearing a cloak similar to all of the ponies outside, casting dark shadows over the pony's face, making it impossible to tell whether the pony is a mare or stallion. Rainbow steps in a pile of dust, the dust wafting up to her muzzle and causing her to sneeze. Cobwebs sway in the corners, and shelves of old, dirty books fill the interior of the store. A shelf near the back catches her eye; colorful magazines. Now that's more my speed. Rainbow trots over to the shelf. One title stands out to her. It reads "Equestrian Porn - Your Trusted Porn Source". A heavily sexualized pony stands on the cover, drawing Rainbow in. She carefully takes the magazine off the shelf and opens up to the first page.

She is greeted with a picture of a light green mare giving a red stallion a blow job. Cum can be seen dripping down her chin. Rainbow's wings instantly shoot up, and she blushes. She hears a light chuckle from behind her, coming from the clerk. The clerk can now be seen, a stallion, having pulled down the hood from his cloak.

"I see you found our beloved porn magazine - Equestrian porn. It's a big hit here; everyone wants to buy it. We have many past issues as well, if you would like," says the clerk. He is a brown unicorn with a lighter brown mane. Rainbow Dash blushes again, embarrassed.

"Well, uh, I guess. Um... can I have this copy please?" she asks, bringing the magazine up to the front desk where the clerk resides. The clerk chuckles again.

"Of course. And that will be... 100 bits please," replies the clerk. Rainbow stares at him.

"100 bits? Isn't that a little too much for a magazine?" she asks, confused and bewildered.

"For a normal magazine, maybe. But Equestrian Porn is special," he replies. Rainbow Dash shrugs and digs through her saddlebags, producing 100 bits and laying them down on the counter.

"Thank you. Enjoy your magazine! And don't forget to come back for more..."

Rainbow Dash trots out of the shop, the porn magazine dangling from her mouth. She notices a pony staring at her, and she blushes. She quickly stuffs the magazine into her saddlebag and takes off, trying to get away from the uncomfortable eyes staring at her. She flies faster than the she normally flies on her casual flights, excited to get back to her house and crack open that magazine. A small squee escapes her, and she blushes immediately after, even though there is no pony around.

She dash over the cottage and over Ponyville, not stopping to wave to her friends when they wave at her. A slight rainbow residue is left behind as she dashes through the door and into her house. She throws the saddlebags on the floor, retrieving her prize from the depths of the cloth. As she looks at the cover, her wings shoot up once again uncontrollably. Once again, warmth spreads throughout her cheeks, the soft red glow coming to the surface of her cyan fur. Her butt smacks into the ground as she flops onto the floor and spreads the magazine out in front of her.

She flips through the pages. Cumshots and creampies line the pages, filled with plenty of blowjobs and sex scenes. Rainbow's hoof slides down to her vagina, almost on its own, and rubs her clitoris. Rainbow jumps, bringing her hoof out in front of her. What... what am I doing? She settles back down, slightly disturbed, as she turns to the next page in the magazine. The picture stands out to her; an aquamarine mare masturbating. Rainbow's hoof snakes back down to her private parts and rubs against her clit once again. A tingling sensation spreads through Rainbow, and she rubs harder. She flips to the next page, only to see more clopping. Her hoof continues to rub, faster and faster. Suddenly, a wetness fills her marehood, and pleasure explodes inside Rainbow Dash. Her tongue hangs out of her mouth as she pushes her hoof into her pussy, rubbing against her walls as she moves in and out. She continues to flip through the magazine, the pictures only adding to her pleasure. Suddenly, mare cum shoots out from her pussy, lining the floor. Rainbow gasps, her pleasure at its climax.

Suddenly, every feeling fades as Rainbow stares in horror at her carpet. Why does this feel so wrong, yet so good? And why am I doing it? It's like I couldn't even control myself! Ugh! Keep it together, Dash. She shrugs it off and grabs some floor cleaning agents, quickly cleaning the floor as best as she can. Her eyes linger on the porn magazine, and it is hard for her to tear her eyes away from it.

"Okay. This is bad stuff. Why did I even spend 100 bits on it anyways? It was in a store called 'Banned Books'. Ugh, I'm not an egghead! I'm never going back there again!" she declares, taking the magazine and reluctantly throwing it into the trashcan. Something inside of her yearns to save the magazine, but she forces herself to retreat from the trash. A quick glance at the clock gains a surprised gasp from Rainbow Dash.

"Oh my gosh! Pinkie Pie's party! I totally forgot about it!" she exclaims, dashing out of her house and down to sugarcube corner.

"Hiya Dashie! Aren't you excited for Gummy's birthday? BECAUSE I AM! There is cake, and dancing, and ooh! Gummy's favorite: PUNCH!" exclaims Pinkie Pie as she happily greets Rainbow Dash. Rainbow Dash smiles.

"Of course I'm excited, Pinkie! You throw epic parties!" says Rainbow, trotting into Sugarcube Corner. Applejack and Twilight Sparkle wave to Rainbow Dash as she walks over to them. Rarity enters the sweet shop, her mane beautifully styled like always. Fluttershy follows her; they had obviously just gotten out of their weekly spa session. Pinkie Pie closes the door and walks over to her friends, Gummy attached to her mane like normal. The festivities ensue, with cake and dancing and of course, punch. But Rainbow Dash isn't thinking about the party; she is thinking about the magazine.

Twilight notices how Rainbow Dash isn't participating in all of the activities, and when she is, she isn't fully focusing on the task at hand; she seems lost in thought. Twilight approaches Rainbow Dash.

"Hey, Rainbow? Is everything all right? You haven't exactly been acting all that energetic today; you seem sort of out of it. Remember, you can always talk to me if something is wrong," says Twilight. Rainbow Dash stares at her, warmth coming to her cheeks.

"Uh, it's uh... nothing. No wait, I'm just, uh, tired. Yeah, that's it. Tired," replies Rainbow Dash, trying to keep her cool. Twilight stares at her, a doubtful expression on her face.

"Tired from what exactly?" she asks. Rainbow Dash stands there, beginning to feel uncomfortable.

"Uh, tired from, uh, flying. I had, a uh... tiring flight this morning!" says Rainbow Dash, chuckling slightly. Twilight Sparkle looks at Dash, not fully convinced.

"Well, okay then... if you say so," she replies, walking away to join Applejack and Pinkie Pie in bobbing for apples. Rainbow Dash breathes a sigh of relief. She glances at the clock; it had only been 1 hour since the party had started. She begins to grow restless, anxious to get back home and look at the magazine.

"Well, uh, it looks like it is time for me to go! I've got to, uh, clear the clouds! Because we can't have a cloudy day in Ponyville, right?" says Rainbow Dash, struggling to pull up excuses. Twilight scrutinizes Rainbow Dash's face after glancing outside.

"It doesn't take you that long to clear the clouds. Anyways, it shouldn't take you any time at all today, as there are no clouds in the sky," Twilight says, her face growing a more doubtful expression.

"Heh heh, um... I'm uh, tired. And... I need to get some sleep! So, uh, bye everypony!" Rainbow Dash stammers before dashing out of Sugarcube Corner, leaving a confused Twilight staring at the spot where Rainbow had just been. Something is up with that mare.

Rainbow flies into her house, slamming the door behind her. After taking a breather, she happily trots over to the trash can and pulls out her copy of Equestrian Porn. She lays back down on the ground and opens the magazine up to where she left off. She is instantly greeted with a picture of a sexy mare masturbating. Rainbow can feel her hoof creep down to her vagina once more, but she does nothing to stop it as she begins rubbing her clitoris. Once again, Rainbow experiences the tingles of pleasure that travel through her body with every stroke of her clit. Her marehood feels wet, and she begins to navigate her hoof deeper into her pussy. She rubs around in circles, moaning as the pleasure travels up her spine and spreads throughout her whole body. She hits her G-spot, and she is rocketed with a spasm of pleasure. She continues to rub on her G-spot, until her mare cum once again squirts out from her pussy and coats the floor. Softly moaning, she continues to flip through the magazine until...

...she reaches the last page. An audible gasp escapes Rainbow's mouth.

"That's IT? I spent 100 bits and that's it?" she complains, annoyed. But... I can't just stop now. I have to go get more. She dashes out of the house, not even bothering to clean up the floor or close the magazine. She flies as fast as she can, almost breaking the sound barrier as she flies into the depths of the Everfree forest. Twilight Sparkle notices Rainbow flying overhead. What is she up to?

Rainbow Dash lands outside of Banned Books and quickly trots inside. The clerk glances up from the counter to see who had entered.

"Back again so soon, huh? I take it you want more copies of Equestrian Porn?" he asks, a slight chuckle escaping through his lips. Rainbow Dash blushes and nods her head. "Well, you are in luck; I have a whole entire box which includes copies from 3 years of Equestrian porn. 36 issues! And it's on sale for 2,000 bits. What do you say?" Rainbow Dash quickly nods her head, her wings beginning to creep up at the thought of 36 issues. "Well, I guess you don't want to be kept waiting; I'll go ahead and get the box from the store room."

As the clerk leaves the counter, Rainbow Dash takes out 2,000 bits from her saddlebags and lays them on the counter in preparation for buying the magazines. The clerk returns with a large box.

"And every year during September they release a super issue which is worth around 300 bits; you are getting a really good deal. 33 regular issues and 3 super issues all for the low price of 2,000 bits," continues the clerk, taking the bits and pushing the box towards Rainbow. "Enjoy! I know you will," Rainbow grabs the strings of the box in her mouth and walks outside. She takes off, dashing to get home in order to read some more. She notices Twilight out on the street, staring at her.

"Oh, fuck," she mumbles, flying faster. I can't let Twilight see this box! She flies through the window in order to get into her house fast enough; the door was on the other side of the house. The glass shatters around her and some shards embed themselves in her skin, tiny droplets of blood streaming from the wounds. She gives a mighty shake, sending the glass shards flying. Crap; I hope Twilight didn't see that. She settles down and pulls out the issue on top. A stallion with a gigantic cock stands out on the cover, pulling Rainbow Dash in and causing her wings to shoot up.

Rainbow cracks open the magazine, and is greeted with the familiar site of pony porn. She flips through the pages, her hoof stroking her clitoris and sending pleasure spikes through her body. She opens up to a page with a picture of Celestia, masturbating on her bed. Rainbow gasps and falls over backwards. What... is this? A voice in her head replies, the royal orgasm.... Rainbow shrugs it off.

The next few days pass by in a blur for Rainbow Dash. Her carpet begins to reek, but she doesn't care. The clouds pile up outside in the skies, the other pegasi struggling to keep up with what is supposed to be Rainbow Dash's job. Rainbow flips another page in the 36th issue of Equestrian Porn...

...and reaches the last page. She stares at the empty space where the next page would have been if it had not been done. Well, I guess it is time to get more. She takes off, still not bothering to clean up. Suddenly, Twilight Sparkle flies up to Rainbow, blocking her path.

"Rainbow Dash. I have seen enough. I know that something is wrong. Please, tell me what it is; I'm sure I can help you get through whatever crisis it is," scolds Twilight Sparkle. Rainbow rolls her eyes. The only crisis here is you blocking my path.

"Twilight, really, nothing is wrong. I'm just... still tired from that flight," replies Rainbow Dash, coming up blank with other excuses. She fake yawns for added measure. Disbelief spreads across Twilight Sparkle's face.

"Rainbow Dash, I-" she is cut off as Rainbow barrels past her. I've gotta get away from her. Sheesh, she is so nosy sometimes. Wait, why am I thinking about her like that? She's my friend. But then again, she is getting in my business... NO! She is just worried about you. She just wants to learn all about your private life. No, that is NOT true! The war rages on inside Rainbow's head. Ugh. I just need a magazine. Then maybe I can clear my head. She touches down outside Banned Books, trotting inside quickly before anypony can see her. The clerk looks up from his desk.

"You are finished already?" he saws as his jaw drops open in fake surprise. "Well, that was to be expected. I am assuming you are here for more. There are no more boxes; sorry about that. Every issue will cost you 100 bits, and every super issue will cost you 300 bits. How many would you like?"

"No boxed sets?" says Rainbow, disappointed. "Oh well. I guess I will take... hmm... can I have 50 regular issues?"

"Certainly! And with that big of a purchase, you will get one super issue FREE! Now, isn't that fun?" the clerk replies, chuckling. He walks back into the storage room. Rainbow goes through her saddlebags, trying to find 5,000 bits...

...and comes up short.

"ONLY 3,678 BITS LEFT?" she yells. She looks around, embarrassed. The clerk comes out of the storage room carrying 50 copies of Equestrian Porn and 1 super issue.

"Umm, I'm sorry to say this but... I only have 3,678 bits left..." says Rainbow Dash quietly. The clerk glares at her.

"Well then, you will just have to make due with only 36 issues. And no super issue," he says coldly. He takes 14 copies and a super issue off of the top of the stack and throws them across the room, where they promptly crash into the shelf of porn magazines. "So, will you be buying these 36 issues then?"

"I... I..." starts Rainbow Dash. Should I really give up the last of my bits for... porn? Yes! I mean, maybe there are more pictures of Princess Celestia in there! "...I'll take it," she finishes, pushing 3,600 bits towards the clerk. The other 68 bits fall back into her bag, making the bag feel surprisingly light. The clerk takes the bits, a little bit forcefully. She pushes the magazines in front of Rainbow Dash.

"Enjoy," he says in an ominous tone as Rainbow fills her bags with the magazines. She then promptly trots out of the bookstore, trying to get away from the cold stare of the store clerk. She takes off and flies home, her saddlebags heavy with the weight of the magazines. Once again, she spots Twilight watching her from the street. Shit. Shitshitshit. Her wings flap faster, propelling herself through the broken window. She sits on the ground, panting. Thank Celestia she didn't see anything. Her stress fades away as she dumps the porn onto the floor and opens up the first copy.

Her hoof reaches down to her private parts, once again beginning the familiar process of rubbing her clitoris and then finding its way into Rainbow's vagina. Rainbow Dash looks up from the magazine and glances at the window...

...and sees Twilight Sparkle staring at her. She stops, her hoof still inside of her.

"RAINBOW DASH!"