Behind Barn Doors

For a millenium, Lake Silver has always been reserved for the Royal Sisters as their personal vacation spot. The vast waters, surrounded by tall oak trees and clear blue water that met soft grass at the beach line, was located high in the mountainous regions north of Canterlot. Near the vast expanse of water sits a pleasant cottage, which could easily hold more than twenty people, is reserved specifically for members of the Royal Family, as well as friends and loved ones. Down a short dirt path lies a storage unit, filled with boats, jet-skis, and many other forms of transportation or fun.

The main attraction of the lake, though, is an antique frigate named War Hammer, that is visible from above the tree line, located near the edge of the water, supported by several struts, with a plaque on the the hull commemorating its service. Passed down for generations within the Royal Family, Celestia decided that the War Hammer had seen enough action at sea, and had the ship retired to Lake Silver, serving as a monument to a bygone era.

The lake, though few outside of the Royal Family have been there, is considered to be one of the most beautiful, serene, and gorgeous areas in all of Equestria.

That is, until the Royal Sisters show up in a rowdy mood.

If any of the surrounding environment had the capability of speech, they would tell tales of riotous parties, composing of over five hundred guests, orgies, and many other unspeakable sexual acts. Within the past one hundred years, though, the lake as well as the Sisters have matured with age, thus not disturbing the tranquility of the area.

That may change with the Sisters' next visit, though. Celestia and Luna have returned to their old pranking roots, which may throw the lake into chaos. Adding to that, Celestia has decided to bring along Princess Mi Amore Cadenza, or Cadence. Cadence has been blissfully unaware of her Aunts' transition to more unrefined humor, though she is able to accommodate for such. Unbeknownst to Celestia or Luna, Cadence had grown up in the environment of sibling rivalry, along with all of the usual pranks that accompanied such a childhood.

Needless to say, this will be one weekend that Celestia, Luna, and Cadence will never forget.

Celestia stepped off of the carriage, the afternoon sun enveloping her face, escalating her sense of joy. Dressed in a short green dress decorated with palm trees that fluttered in the mountain breeze, with a yellow two piece bikini with a violet border, that barely held the assets they were meant to contain underneath, she was ready to enjoy a weekend with her sister and niece. She surveyed the location for which some many other family events took place, and smirked to herself at the memories of the parties which also occurred.

Luna stepped out next, wearing a knee length midnight blue beach dress with a white border near the bottom, along with a white sunhat, and a large pair of black aviator sunglasses. Underneath her dress, she wore a simple one-piece navy blue swimsuit, which she had personally picked out, if only to hide the slight pudge which built up around her side.

Last out of the carriage stepped Cadence, a beautiful woman standing at six foot one with blemish-free fair skin. Her chest, which kept more than one guard awake at night, measured in at 30G, which only complimented her slim figure. Though as it was with most of the Royal Family, the dominant trait among women was a larger rear end. Many considered Shining Armor to be a lucky man, of only to saddle up next to a bottom that jiggled when moving too quickly, yet also held firmness when clenched. She wore a red and black sun dress, with a a bright blue bikini underneath.

The three women stood on the path, looking at the cottage. Cadence had not been around during the riotous parties, but she had heard plenty of stories. Celestia dropped her purse, and raised both of her arms in the air.

"I missed this place! When was the last time we were here, Lulu? Do you remember?" Celestia said, looking to her younger sister with a beaming smile on her face. Luna was a tad less excited, though, yet she was still happy to visit her old vacation spot.

"It has been awhile, Tia. My guess is before my absence." She said, walking toward the cottage with a small smile on her face. As Luna walked past her, Celestia gave Luna's rear end a smack, eliciting a yelp and jump from the younger sister. Luna looked back to Celestia, a smirk on her face. After Celestia watched Luna walk away, she turned back to Cadence. "So, Cadence, ready for some fun?" She asked, leaning forward toward her niece.

"Absolutely, Auntie Tia. I've always wanted to come here." Cadence said, beginning to walk toward the cottage. Celestia picked up her purse, and fell in line beside Cadence.

Celestia sighed, "Aaah, I missed coming here. I was so excited when Lulu suggested we come back here for vacation. See that ship over there?" Celestia pointed to the frigate, which Cadence had spotted when arriving. "Lulu and I's great-great-great grandfather had that ship built, supposedly to be the most deadly on the sea," She said, Cadence nodding along with the words.

Celestia laughed. "I remember, one summer, Lulu and I came up here with our parents. I hung Luna by the bowsprit, (that's the wooden pole at the front), and left her there for at least an hour! She was begging to be let down! Ahahahahaaaa... Good times." Celestia said, which earned a nervous glance from Cadence. Celestia noticed this, and grew a devious smirk on her face. She put her arm on Cadence's shoulder, and leaned in.

"Don't worry about that, though. That will only happen if you mess with me," She whispered, followed by a hard pinch to Cadence's bottom. Cadence jumped, but quickly regained her demeanor. She smirked, and turned to look at her aunt. "You know, Auntie, you should watch yourself. I'm not a pretty sight when I'm angry," She smirked. Celestia smiled, but was caught off guard when she felt the back of her dress lifted up, followed by her bikini bottom being pulled downward, ending with a hard smack on her bottom.

She gasped, hands fluttering in an attempt to right herself. Cadence giggled at the sight of her Aunt's large bottom jiggling at the impact, and ran off, laughing as she did. "Nice tattoo, Sun-butt!" She yelled back, taking off toward the cottage. Celestia pulled her bikini back in its' proper place, and fixed her sundress. She smirked, eyeing her niece's rear end.

"Oh, I am going to have fun with you," She whispered to herself.

The sun had begun setting over the tree-line, the air of the mountain growing significantly chillier. Though they had experienced colder, the Royal Trio had set up a campfire near the water to enjoy the sunset. Around the fire, they laughed at the days events, which mainly consisted of back and forth pranking between Celestia and Cadence. What they did not realize, however, was that Luna had secretly been recording the entirety of their little prank war, but she was not quick to divulge that.

"That would be for the internet to savor, once I'm back," she thought to herself.

After a short story of how Celestia had trapped Cadence in a tire and delivered a spanking which left Cadence's bottom red, the trio laughed until their sides hurt. After they finished, only the crackling of the fire permeated the silence. "I'm really glad that we decided to do this. I miss this kind of fun," Celestia said, leaning forward to take a marshmallow that had been roasting over the fire. "Same here, sister. I missed watching you get spanked," Luna said with a smirk.

For that remark, Celestia reached over and twisted Luna's nipple, earning a squeak from the younger woman. As Celestia leaned back into her chair, Cadence spoke. "I'm having fun, too. I like this kind of familial bonding," She said, a smile on her face. She laughed. "I have to say, I think we can safely agree that I am the best at this kind of pranking."

Celestia froze. She turned to Cadence with a dark grin on her face. "Is that so?" She said, her voice dipping an octave. Cadence eyed her aunt wearily, unaware of the beast which she had unwittingly unleashed. Celestia leaned back in her chair. "Well, I have an idea: Cadence and I will race around the lake on the jet-skis, and the loser..." Her hand waved nonchalantly in the air. She leaned closer to Luna, proceeding to whisper into her ear. Luna's face grew shocked. "Tia! That is horrible," She leaned away from Celestia. "I love it," Luna smirked.

Cadence was nervous. Luna stood on top of her chair, looking down at her sister and niece. "Well, it looks like we have a bet on our hands: Celestia and Cadence will race one lap around the lake, the loser of which will endure a rather humiliating victory lap of the winner. Depending on who wins, will have a great time watching. Are these terms fair?" Luna asked. Celestia nodded, though Cadence was hesitant. She spoke up, "Wait, what's the victory lap?" She asked.

Celestia looked to Cadence. "Cadence, I assure you, if you lose, (which you will), it won't be that bad. If you win, just enjoy my suffering. Don't worry about it," She finished with a grin. Cadence knew that her aunt would not go easy on her, and despite not knowing what the loser would have to bear, she was excited for it. "Alright, I'm in. Dawn, tomorrow morning," She said.

With that, Celestia and Cadence shook hands, sealing their fate.

As the afternoon sun beat down on her forehead, Cadence stood on the dock near War Hammer. She had been blindfolded, which did nothing to quell her fears. As the sound of footsteps drew closer, Cadence felt a hard swat across her rear end, followed by Luna laughing. "Lighten up, Cadence. You won! The only reason we had to blindfold you was to keep the punishment a surprise," She said, smiling as she did. Cadence shook her head. "I know, I just don't want Auntie Tia to be too badly embarrassed. Maybe a little, but not too much," She said.

Luna giggled at her niece's good heart. "Well, it is only the three of us here, so you can rest easy knowing that this won't go too far," She said. Cadence shrugged, sighing. "I know, but I feel like I didn't earn my victory. Granted, Aunty Tia pulled on my bikini a lot, but I did steal her top." She giggled. "Couldn't have been easy to see with those gigantic tits of hers bouncing everywhere." Luna laughed as well, before sliding up to her niece, grabbing Cadence's chest and spanking her once more. "Regardless, you did win. Would you like to see what Tia had in mind?" Luna said. Cadence grew anxious. "I guess," She said nervously. With that, Luna removed the blindfold, and what Cadence saw shocked her.

Replacing the mermaid figurehead of the War Hammer was a gagged Celestia. Her legs were tied to the hull of the ship, while her arms were tied outward, exposing her magnificent chest. The only clothing that Celestia was wearing, however, was an incredibly stretched pair of granny panties, which happened to be wrapped around a small metal ball that acted as an anchor for the panties. The ball was about ten feet from Celestia's rear end, which was more than enough to give her an atomic wedgie if one so desired. Celestia, for her part, was blushing hard enough for her entire face to turn red.

An interesting fact that Cadence noted was that apparently when Celestia blushed hard enough, her rear end would blush as well. Either that, or she had been given quite a spanking before being tied up. Luna walked Cadence closer to the tied up monarch, gesturing her hand at Celestia. "I call it: 'The Figurehead Wedgie'. What do you think, Cadence? Quite an upgrade from the last one," She leaned over, giving Celestia's right breast a gentle squeeze. "The rules dictated that you are permitted one lap around the lake with Celestia as your figurehead. Cold waters mixed with nudity and a gorgeous wedgie will equal a hilariously flustered Celestia, would you not agree?" Luna finished.

Cadence, though her kind nature felt sympathy for another human being to be held in such a humiliating position, was blurred away by the savage joy of seeing her aunt, who so many people held in high regard, be reduced to a nude, living piece of art. Cadence leaned close to Celestia, giving her rear a harsh smack, enjoying the whimpers of her aunt and the jiggling flesh of her rear.

Cadence turned to Luna. "This will do. One lap," She turned to walk away, but was stopped by Luna's hand on her shoulder. "Also, if you look at the ram and other parts, I have taken the liberty of setting up several of those technological 'Go-Pro' cameras. That should provide us with a lovely video when this is all over," Luna smirked. Cadence smiled, and climbed aboard the ship. "Alright! Auntie Luna, ready?" She yelled. Luna nodded, smirking. "Right! Auntie Tia, ready?" Cadence yelled once more. Celestia was muffled by the black gag in her mouth.

"Alright! Let's head out to sea!" Cadence yelled, as the ship splashed into the water.

As the ship docked, Cadence ran to the dock, Luna closely behind her. As Luna quickly gathered the Go-Pro cameras, Cadence approached her now dripping wet, highly embarrassed aunt. Her rainbow hair, which normally shimmered in a non-existent breeze, now hung limply in front of her face. The panties which she was forced to wear, which Cadence noted upon further inspection that on the back was written 'WIDE LOAD', had held on through the short journey.

Celestia was panting, shivering from her body being exposed to the cold waters. Cadence leaned toward her aunt. "What did I tell you, Auntie? Don't mess with me," She said. Celestia rolled her eyes at the remark, which Cadence met with a sharp twist of her nipple, making Celestia jump. Luna returned a moment later with the Go-Pros in hand, running toward the cottage. She returned a moment later with a professional camera, along with a tripod.

Luna set the camera on the tripod a short distance from the front of the ship. Fiddling with the camera, before a red light began beeping on the front, Luna ran forward to the ship. "To commemorate how hilarious this was! Group picture!" She yelled. Celestia's eyes grew wide, shaking her head to indicate that she would burn the camera and her sister if she could. Luna ran beside Cadence, a wide smile on her face.

Before the flash went off for the picture, Luna reached behind Cadence, yanking her bikini bottom up. Cadence, quick to react, reached over to pull Luna's top downward, exposing her left breast.

Celestia, well, was in no position to argue.

As the flash went off, the Royal Trio knew this would be one weekend they would never forget.

Weeks after their retreat to Lake Silver, three pieces of evidence remain from their trip, the only damning pieces of evidence that told tales of a perverted retreat.

First was three framed pictures, sitting atop the desks of Cadence, Celestia and Luna. The picture showed the exposed breast of Luna, the leader of the Crystal Empire being given a wedgie, and the sun monarch herself tied to the front of a frigate, her chest completely exposed.

Second, and the Royal Sisters are still arguing about this issue, is a viral video circulating the EquestrianNet. The video shows Celestia's journey as a figurehead, complete with bared ass and bouncing breasts in the lake waters. Luna swears that she never uploaded the video, but that did not stop a certain God of Chaos from doing so.

The third, though protected from the public eye, was the destroyed yellow bikini bottom of Celestia, hanging in the office of Cadence. The swimwear, measuring at two and a half feet when fully bared across a wall, stood as a testament that Celestia was as human as the rest of them. A crystal plaque hung below the destroyed swimwear.

Even a Sun Goddess Can Get Wedgies.

Cadence smiled every time she looked at it.