H. P, F. D, Meatball and Me!

        After H. P. cleaned himself up, Fallout's snout stopped bleeding, and Meatball almost laughed himself to death, the new episode started. We all huddled around the TV and sang along to the theme song. (We did better than last time!) Then, disaster struck, THE POWER WENT OUT!

        "NOOOOO!!!!!" Meatball cried, standing up, "NOT ON THE SEASON FINALE!!!" He fell to his knees, "WHY?!?! WHY HATH THOU FORSAKEN ME?!?!"

        I got up and went to the garage to check the fuse box. As I reached to unlatch the cover, I noticed a burning smell.

        "OW!!" I yelped as I touched the handle with my hoof. In the words of Applejack, 'That dern door was hotter than the hinges on the gates. of hell'

        "Are you okay?" Fallout asked, peeking through the garage door, "I heard you yell," I nodded, and he went back inside. I grabbed an oil cloth and carefully opened it. No wonder the power went out, a wire had popped and the rubber was melting into the metal, causing everything to short circuit. I trotted back into the house and told the dudes what had happened, and that I had to call a GVEC guy to come and fix it. Meatball looked up, ears pricked.

         "I can fix that," he said, almost to himself, "I can save the day, like Twilight did in season one, when The Great and Powerful Trixie claimed to have vanquished the Ursa Major, and Snips and Snails brought the Ursa Minor into ponyville, She used a spell to lull it to sleep, and brought it back to its cave in the Everfree Forest."

        He was right, that was what happened in the episode, but the thing that REALLY mattered was that he might be able to fix it.

        I led him to the garage, and he immediately went to work on the wiring, his hands worked quickly, but carefully. We all watched in awe as he rewired and restarted the power, all with only an x-acto knife and a cigarette lighter.

        "And that," He said, apparently very proud of himself, "Is how you save the day,"

I gasped, the episode was almost already through. Meatball messed with the TV settings until the time setting jumped a half hour back. Meatball squealed as the theme song ended, causing many judging looks to be thrown his way.

        The episode was supposed to be very important. We all groaned as the purple human, Twilight Sparkle, burst into song, 'Morning in Ponyville shimmerrrrrrrs, Morning in Ponyville Shii-i-iiines' The rest of the episode was fairly good, though. Riiight up until Twilight turned into Twilicorn. It was then that Meatball and I EXPLODED.

        "WHAT THE HELL!!!" I shouted, "WHAT THE BUCKING HELL!!!" then it was Meatball's turn.

        "OH MY FREAKING CELESTIA!!! WHAT THE BUCK WAS THAT?!?! WHAT THE BUCK!?!?" If I tried to bleep out the rest, it would sound like Morse code. So. Much. Twilicorn. So. Many. Curse words.

        After about an hour, Meatball became hoarse (get it? hoarse? it sounds like horse? eh? eh? aw, never mind,) and sat down.

        As for the rest of the night, we ding-dong ditched the neighbors, then ate about twenty pounds of candy, four ghost pepper enchiladas, (one each) and six cases of Sweet Apple Acres hard cider,  then we all passed out on the floor.

THE END