Pantsu~

Sassy McNamara lays naked on his couch wearing a pantsu on his face watching My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic while eating a fistfull of Generic Apple O's.

"I love this show too bad it's over now."

McNamara stares at his TV playing for quite some while until he throws his box of cereal behind his couch and extends his arm to consume some Crocky on his pipe, "I'm more happy." Then, McNamara throws his bong on the floor smashing it to pieces and he proceeds to sit down, "I should quit that shit", he steps on the broken glass and water barefoot directing himself to his wardrobe. "What should I use?", he wondered outloud watching the similar clothes on the closet, "Hmmmm..." Deciding for the outfit closer to him, "this should do".

Now dressed, like the picture on the cover art, with a pantsu on his head still, he decides enough is enough, "My dye should be ready now", taking out the pantsu revealing his rainbow colored hair, he looks into a mirror, "Seems legit."

Then, Mcnamara approaches a window and jumps to his garden outside, falling on his face with a *THUD*, "Ouch...", he cleans himself of the dirt and adjust his sun-glasses. "Well, that was uncalled for..." Sassy walks down the street a couple of minutes and get mugged with an iceaxe.

"Hand over your wallet madafaka!"

Sassy with the reflexes of a cat kicks the mugger's crotch and runs for his dear life, "Nope", there running as fast as a lightning crosses the street just to be hit by a car.

*THUD*

Sassy McNamara falls on the ground and stays there a couple of seconds with a blurry vision. A silhouette forms little by little only to watch the same mugger from before. He looks at his eyes a little, if wondering he's still alive, only to quickly search for his wallet and run. Another person comes after the mugger and tries to stop him but to no avail. This persons turns to Sassy and ask him if his okay,

"You okay buddy?"

Sassy cracks his neck at a little attempt to see the person, "I've been hit by a car, what you think?"

"You look okay to me"

On a closer look his knee is bent on an unnatural way.

Sassy looks at him with a pokerface and states, "Just call an ambulence."

One week later...

Sassy exits the hospital looking better, "Well, that was dumb." At the distance a sexy looking nurse with her boobs giggling waves at Sassy with a doctor.

"Thanks for comming!"

McNamara looks at his watch and looks at the hour, "I'm like, one week later to work, gosh", he takes a smoke from his pocket and turns it on. "This is bullshit, hey, cab!" A taxi nearby approaches him and lets him in. It smells like cheetos and sweat but he ignores it, "take me to my job, John"

John replies, "Right away, B0SS!"

20 minutes later

Sassy exits the cab and enters a coffee shop while John waves a bill on his hand, "Thanks for the tip, B0SS!"

McNamara enter the shop as the *TILING* from the shop announcing a new costumer sound on the silence of the place. Behind the counter an asian-hipster guy looks at Sassy and bitch slaps Sassy, "OUCH! Why is that?!"

"You are one week late for work. You are fired!"

Sassy stares wide eyed at his former employer, "But, but... LEE!"

Lee dismisses Sassy with a hand, "Nothing, nothing, get out of here."

"LEE!"

"Get out!"

Sassy exits the shop looking sad and just let's himself fall on the ground while he contemplates what to do with his life, "What I'm gonna do?" When he hears a *PSSSST~* comming from an alleyway nearby. Sassy looks up to the sound's direction and sees a strange man covered in robes to his head.

"Come 'er boy"

Sassy looks straight at his eyes, red and cat-like. But with no better option he stands up and heads for the alleyway. There at the end of it, a figure stands alone waiting for him.

"Hehe, this way." Then, he heads left leaving Sassy confused. And Sassy follows without hesitation. Turning he looks at the man standing alone and opening his robe offers him stuff, "Take a look, stranger."

Sassy looks at him and says, "But I don't have any money, sir"

The man looks at him angrily, "Then, GTFO before I fucking kill you!" Proceeding to take him by his shirt and throwing him out of the buying realm leaving him on the alleyway. Sassy looks around like a chicken searching for the man, not founding him, "Well, shit, just my luck."

Sassy wanders around in search for his dealer finding him around the corner, "Hey..."

The hooded man looks at him in the eyes, "What's up?"

Sassy states, "I want some stuff but I have no money. What do you say if you receive a payment on the alleyway?"

The hooded man nods and replies, "Sounds like a good deal, lead the way."

Behind a container Sassy put on his knees as the hooded man looks around unzipping his pants leaving his already pulsating cock on the air wiggling it a little for his amusement, "Get to business, kid."

Sassy takes the cock on his gloved hand as he starts to jerk it gently searching for his erogen spots while watching the hooded's man expresion in the search of any indicator while licking his lips, "I want your dick" As he starts putting it in his mouth starting on sucking with his sweet, juicy and soft tongue, resting his hands on the hooded man's naked hips. That's when the hooded man took him from the hair and started to pull him back and forth inserting as much cock on Sassy's mouth making him gag again and again as the hooded man violently mouthfucked Sassy making his eyes go up from much extasis and lack of air. Until the hooded man throbs his cock inside Sassy's throat extending his love juice inside Sassy's belly, "Drink it all, bitch", resting his cock inside Sassy's mouth, he slowly takes it out feeling Sassy's soft tongue to the tip as the hooded man slaps his cock on Sassy's tongue feeling his warm heavy breath, "Here, take a dosis plus one more for swallowing like a good boy", he throws the dosis on the floor as he zips his pants once more and Sassy takes his dosis sitting down on his place as the hooded man leaves the alleyway.

Sassy states while holding his head, "Man, my head spins like a carrousel", taking out a pipe out of his hoodie and placing the quimic on it starts smoking as he burns it with a lighter, "Oh, man. I feel so much better", still holding it until he can't no more and exhales, "Hah, that's the stuff" while storing his bong and extra dosis on his hoodie. Sassy stand up leaves the alleyway in the search of a convenience store. He didn't search for long as he finds one deciding to assault it. He enters and it appears to be no one. Like if the guy took a convenient break, quickly Sassy goes for the register and opens it reveling a very ordely money stash, "Oh, boy. Did I luck out"

"I don't think so, son"

A cold runs through Sassy's spine as he hears a click noise and something being placed on his back, "Hey, sir. I can explain."

"There is nothing to explain, son, leave the money and accompany me to the backdoor"

Sassy gulps and comply and just when they head for the backdoor the convenience door opens. Another click noise is heard and a familiar voice is heard, "Give me the money, madafaka"

The old man pointing the gun to Sassy looks behind him and states, "Just my luck" As the old man is distracted Sassy takes the weapon out of the old man's hand, "Shit, son."

Sassy looks at the old man in the eye and tell him, "Put your hand in the air and move to the backdoor."

"You can't tell me what to do, son"

A voice is heard from behind, "I think diferent, madafaka, now comply or I'll pop you up."

The old man stares at Sassy with rage filled eyes, "You'll regret this, son", just like that he leaves for the backdoor closing it behind.

Sassy then takes this opportunity, stores his new gun on the hoodie and takes the money putting it on a bag.

The other man approaches and stares at Sassy, "Hey, I know you. You the madafaka that kicked my nuts!"

Sassy freezes and looks at the man, "Yeah... sorry."

The man laughs, "Sorry, my ass. You owe me, madafaka."

Sassy chuckles, "But... you stole my wallet"

The man smiles heartedly, "Haha! I guess we square then but let's get outta here. I have a date with a sweet chick, if you know what I mean."

Just when they are about to leave for the door, the old man comes with a vengeance and a shotgun, "Come 'er, you sons of bitches!" Shooting on the air.

Sassy and the man leave running, "Oh, shit", running outside to a pick-truck the man opens it and yells to Sassy, "Get in!" Sassy obeys and enters the truck as they hear the old man yell and shoot towards them breaking a couple of windows, "Shit, shit, start you piece of shit"

Just when the old man gets near enough the truck starts its engine, "Yeah!"

Sassy looks back and yells, "Hit the gas."

They leave on a hurry leaving the old man on the dust, "I'll get ya for this, sons of bitches!"

Sassy and the man yell, "Woooohooooo", in the safety of the truck, "We did it, man, we left that old madafaka on the dust."

Sassy smiling nods, "We did it, this is so awesome"

The man chuckles, "You are not half bad for a white dude."

Sassy looks at the bag, "Okay, let's split the money, I'll count it outloud"

A couple of minutes later...

"And... One thousand, seven hundred and twenty five bucks. That would be... $850 for each one of us. Here, I'll only keep $800" Sassy hands the money to the man and stores his, "Cool my doug, where you want me to drop you?"

Sassy thought for a moment, "Hmmm... Drop me at the bar. I feel like taking a couple of drinks."

The man smiles and nods, "You got it! By the way, Do you have a number?"

Sassy nods and takes out his cellphone, "It's right here"

The man chuckles, "Right, my number is (Uninteligable)"

Sassy nods and states, "And... done! Your names is?"

"Franklin"

Sassy mutters, "Franklin... cool, I'll call you and hang out or something"

Franklin nods, "Yeah, sounds cool. Here we are"

Sassy exits the truck and closes the door, "Thanks, Franklin, see you. By the way, name's Sassy"

Franklin laughs, "haha, your names ridiculous! Bye, 'Sassy'"

Sassy enters the bar and asks for a beer begining his night.