Evil Magics Kindergarten

by Feather Swirl

Rating: everyone
Tags: Random, Discord, Alternate Universe, Nightmare Moon, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Queen Chrysalis, King Sombra, Adagio Dazzle
Length: 1223

Welcome To Evil Magics Kindergarten

Welcome to Evil Magics Kindergarten.

A school where we teach your kids how to be powerful, great villains. Want your child to be a villain? Come to Evil Magics Kindergarten. Dark Magic High will be a good place for highschool and Crystal Disharmony School will be a good place for 1st grade - 8th grade. Sign up today!

School Starts: August 1st

Cost: 1,000 bits

Hope to see you there! - Adagio Dazzle

I own nothing but writing this story.

Published 2015-09-19 17:00:02 UTC
Last updated 2015-09-19 17:00:02 UTC

Evil Magics Kindergarten

Evil Magics Kindergarten

First Day Of School

"Alright, settle down children." said Adagio Dazzle. She was a siren and the teacher here."I'm going to do role call, say here if I call your name." Adagio sat down on her table and pulled out a piece of paper. "Chrysalis"

"Here!" said a squeaky voice.

"Discord"

"Hotdog!" said the young boy.

"Alright..Nightmare Moon."

"I am here!" said the dark-colored filly.

"Sombra"

"Cryyyyyystallllllllsss"

"Okay...Starlight Glimmer"

"Here" said the filly, held her head up in pride.

"Sunset Shimmer"

Silence....

"Sorry I'm late!" ran in was a orange unicorn. "I got in a mess."

"Alright, sit down please."

The filly sat down next to Starlight.

"Tirek"

"Here."

"Alright...that's everypony. Okay so I am Adagio Dazzle, your teacher for your school year. And are all of you ready to become some evil villains!" She said.

"YES!!!" They all said in unison.

Days In School

"HAHAHAHA!!" Discord was bursting of laughter.

"Its not funny!" glared Nightmare.

"Come on Moonie, let's get away from them" Chrysalis said, glaring at Discord and Sombra.

Nightmare was wearing a pink frilly dress with bows and everything, while her hair turned into a rainbow-like color. Her mane was tied to into two braids and was wearing a large bow behind her head.

"You should see the look on your face!" Sombra said, almost dying from laughter. It was hilarious to see the most toughest filly here looking so girly. Chrysalis would normally wear things like this, but today she was just wearing a pink sweater and a pink hairclip.

While they were fighting, Starlight and Sunset were studying dark magic. "Sooo if I cast this spell, everypony will be a mindless zombie?" Sunset said, pointing to the page on her book. Starlight looked over and said.

"Yea, mine says if I call this spell, I can take away ponies cutie mark." Starlight pointed to her book. Sunset looked over.

"Cool." she said.

Tirek was just sitting in the corner playing with toys. Tirek was the silent type at school. He was practicing what to do when he toke over equestria. "Okay, Thats it!" Nightmare yelled. She pounced on Discord but he teleported away. She then turned to Sombra and pounced on him. She started beating him up.

"Hey! Don't do that to him!" Discord yelled. He then pounced on Nightmare, then they started fighting. Chrysalis went up to Nightmare to try to stop her. Sombra ran away, crying and going to the classroom.

"Moonie that's enough!" Chrysalis said, trying to hold her back.

"NO! IT'S ABOUT TIME THIS BASTARD LEARNED A LESSON!" Nightmare yelled.

"Alright, Alright what's going on here!?" Adagio said, stepping in. She separated Discord and Nightmare Moon. "All of you, my classroom now!" She then looked over at the other kids. "You all can continue to do whatever your doing." She walked to her classroom, with the others behind her.

"Alright, Nightmare, Discord, please explain to me why you two were fighting." Adagio said as she sat in her seat.

"He started it!" Nightmare pointed to Discord.

"You were the one who started fighting!" Discord said.

"Enough, what happened that made you attack Nightmare?"

Nightmare noticed she wasn't wearing all that girly stuff. She figured it must have gotten off when she attacked Discord. "They made a fool out of me and started laughing!" She pointed to Discord and Sombra, who got bandaged up.

"Nightmare I can understand that, but that doesn't mean to take it out on your classmates."

"Yes Ms. Dazzle." Nightmare said, hung her head low.

"And Discord, I understand you were just doing it for fun. But please, try not to go to far."

"Yes Ms. Dazzle." Discord said.

"Since Sombra, you were part of it. You will share their punishment."

"Yes Ms. Dazzle" Sombra said.

"Alright for your punishment, you will miss recess all day and rest your head on your desk."

"Yes Ms. Dazzle" they all said.

"Alright, Chrysalis you are dismissed."

"O-okay." Chrysalis said. She walked out of the classroom and looked over at Nightmare. "Bye." she waved at her.

"Bye" Nightmare waved back. Chrysalis ran out to the playground with the other students.

Huge Tests

"Alright class. Today we are doing your tests to prove your villians. Now there are a few steps. First we were going to do the paper test to see how you can write. Next we are going to practice how fast and how sneaky you are. Then we are doing the final test, to see how brilliant you are." Adagio said as she pulled out papers. She started passing out the papers to the children. "Alright you may begin."

Nightmare looked around. Chrysalis was looking confused and Tirek just stared at his paper. Discord was drawing and playing around with the paper. Sombra looked at the paper and started writing after 5 minutes. Sunset and Starlight already begun writing. Nightmare looked over at Sombra's paper and saw he had terrible hoofwriting. So Nightmare looked back at her paper. She grabbed her pencil and tried to answer her problems. She knew she had no idea what she was doing.

Grades

Sunset trotted over to Starlight's desk.

"What are your grades Starlight?" Sunset asked her.

"Straight A's" she said.

"Me too!" Sunset said.

Nightmare walked over to Chrysalis. "Sooo what were your grades?"

"B's and one C" Chrysalis said as she showed Nightmare her paper.

"Oh..umm okay." Nightmare said as she looked at her own paper.

"What did you get?" Chrysalis said as she tried to look at her paper.

"I.. don't want to talk about it." Nightmare said as she pushed Chrysalis away and covered her paper.

"You can tell me Moonie, were BFFs, right?" Chrysalis said as she held her heart necklace(That she got from Nightmare).

".....D's......." Nightmare said as she looked down.

"That's alright Moonie! A least you didn't get any F's" Chrysalis said trying to cheer Nightmare up.

"......and a F....." Nightmare said.

Chrysalis didn't know what to say to her friend. Discord teleported next to Sombra. "Heyyyyyyyy buddy. What did you get?" Discord said as he looked at Sombra's paper.

"B's and two A's" Sombra said. "What you get?"

"Same." Discord said as he pushed some of his hair out of his face.

Nightmare looked around and saw Tirek sitting at his desk with his grades. Nightmare trotted to the boy. "Umm.. hi Tirek." Nightmare said as she waved at him.

"Hi" He said as he looked at his paper.

"Sooooo...What did you get on your grades?" Nightmare said.

"A's" Tirek said.

"Cool! So..ummm..How do you plan to take over equestria?"

"Well....."

End Of Kindergarten

"So this is the end of kindergarten huh?" Nightmare said as she turned to Chrysalis.

"Yea, I'm going to miss you for 2 months." Chrysalis said as she hugged Nightmare.

"C-chr-ry..sa-alis........a-air.......b-bre-eath-he...." Nightmare said, trying to escape the huge.

"Oops, Sorry. Hehe!" Chrysalis said as she let her go.

"Well..see you next time Chrisse." Nightmare said as she waved at her.

"*GASP* YOU SAID MY NICKNAME" Chrysalis said, with tears of joy. She was so happy she fainted. Nightmare stared at her. She sighed and started to pick up Chrysalis.

"Good-Bye School, Hello Summer!" Nightmare said. "Yay...." she said sarcastically.

Author's Note

SEQUEL COMING SOON!