Battle of the Butts

The night reached the eighth hour as three teenage girls choked down inside the local Equestriaville restaurant. More accurately, the three beings sitting down only appeared to be human, as opposed to the sea serpents they were in another life. The Dazzlings were finishing their meals, Aria and Sonata sharing a stool while Adagio sat alone, before they began tonight's agenda.

The trio had planned to take control of the local High school and absorb the source of Equestrian magic that leaked out, by that same source of magic stood to oppose them. The human girls had aligned themselves with a princess and the exile and formed a the Rainbooms, a band meant to fight against the Dazzzling's musically based might.

Adagio was confident their siren songs could over power their opponents, but she wasn't a fool. If the girls could fight of a 'She-demon' and an army of zombie students, they definitely stood a chance against the Dazzlings. Therefore, Adagio ordered a meeting to discuss counter strategies. The girls needed an alternate attack angle, some edge that the Rainbooms didn't have if their songs failed them.

"So", Adagio questioned, "have either of you thought of any ideas to increase our hold on those pathetic students?"

"Oh, know you want our input?" Aria mumbled under her breath.

"What was that?" Adagio asked, squinting her eyes.

"I said no." Aria answered, crossing her arms. "I couldn't think of anything. Let's just stick with our singing, it got us this far."

Adagio sighed. "Of course you didn't" Adagio said. She actually felt disappointed. Aria kept oh-so subtly hinting she wanted to come up with some ideas, but the second she has a chance, she totally flakes. Adagio hoped Aria would have something for her, especially since she already knew Sonata didn't have a thing to say.

Sure enough, the blue haired Dazzle was staring off into space right now. "Sonata!" Adagio yelled, banging her hand on the table and making Aria jump. Sonata paid no mind. "Sonata!" Adagio repeated, this time snapping her fingers in front of her face. Again, no response was given.

"Hey pea brain, I gonna eat your taco." Aria spoke. When Sonata didn't answer, Aria reached over and grabbed Sonata's meal, quickly munching on the crunchy treat. Truthfully, Aria couldn't care less whether or not paid attention to Adagio; she just wanted the taco.

Adagio blinked at what had just occurred. Tacos were one of the few things that could hold Sonata's interest for more than five seconds. Even Adagio never tried taking one of Sonata's taco; that had been the only time Sonata raised a fist at her.

"What in the world is wrong with you?" Adagio questioned. She brought has face close to Sonata's and peered into her eyes. Adagio the realized that Sonata was actually looking behind her, towards the television hung up on the back wall. The set was turned to some music channel show casing some newest rap artist. Adagio was not a fan of hip hop but made an effort to learn about all mainstream artists, in case the girls ever needed to replicate one of their styles.

Clearly, the style of this particular artist centered around the human buttocks. His lyrics were nothing but praise for feminine hind quarters, send his video was nothing but women gyrating their rears. These ladies shook their rumps left and right, up and down, in small circles,until nothing but ass filled the screen. Apparently bigger was better, because the butts on these dancers were gigantic, each butt cheek the size of a volleyball, or maybe a water balloon, judging but how their butt flesh jiggled with every movement.

"ADAGIO!"

"Ahh!" Adagio screamed. She jumped backed into her seat and covered her left ear, which Aria just screamed in. "What the heck was that for?!" Adagio demanded.

"I yelled at you because you were totally ignoring me. I called your name three times." Aria pointed a thumb towards Sonata, who was still staring at the screen. "You're acting as slack jawed as her."

Adagio took a deep breath and regained her composure. "Sorry. I was... distracted."

Aria cocked an eyebrow. "Distracted by what? Nothing's worth looking at in this dump."

Adagio turned back around to the TV, then turned back Aria. She had theory she needed to test.

"Aria, look at that TV behind for thirty seconds and look back at me."

"Huh?" Aria questioned. "What for?"

"Just do it." Adagio barked, in her patented domineering tone.

Aria rolled her eyes. What the heck was going on? Both the girls were spacing out, and Adagio's ordering her to watch some garbage? Once again, Aria was the only sane person in this group.

Aria glanced at the screen. The previous song had ended and now a new video was starting.

"Rap videos? Why I am watching this, I thought you hated rap?"

"Just watch." Adagio said, making sure not to loom at the screen.

Aria crossed her arms. Nothing interesting was happening, just some wannabe rapping about how much money he made. He opened the door to his house and let in some women, obviously to dance around, since this crappy video couldn't sell without eye candy.

Aria almost reached thirty seconds when her eyes suddenly grew wide. The women in the video were all grinding their massive rears on each, rubbing their curves into every nook and cranny of their bodies. Aria pupils trailed over the giggling rumps , entranced by every sway and swish. She couldn't resist, her was truly mesmerized by the magnetic booties.

Adagio mentally counted to thirty and looked over at Aria. As expected, she was following Sonata's example by staring at the screen as if it was the only item in existence. Adagio sat back down in her seat and scratched her chin. She was not ignorant to methods of human seduction, she did sway her hips because for no reason, but she'd never seen a reaction like this. Who knew human butts could be so captivating? The thought actually made Adagio upset; why didn't anyone get so spellbound by her own rear. She was certainly more curvaceous than any normal human girl, and she made sure to flaunt her assets whenever possible.

Adagio pondered and looked back at Aria. The purple haired girl was still watching the video, bending across the table to have a closer look. The pose left her rear end raised in the air, which certain young males by the front door found very appealing given their leers.

Adagio wasn't surprised, they were far from the only boys to gawk at the Dazzlings' behinds. Still, no one ever reacted the way the girls did to that video. Maybe if Aria's rump was as boubous as those dancers, the humans would be just as hypnotized.

Adagio gasped, realization hitting her like a train. Of course, the issue was the size. Humans were attracted to large rears, the bigger the better! It was so obvious!

"Hehehe." Adagio chuckled, grinning a smile of sharp teeth. She now found the girls' edge, the perfect method to crush the Rainbooms and control Canterlot High.

Adagio hopped of her seat, humming a jaunty tune a she walked. She walked over the front counter and talked to the cashier. After a second, the cashier reached under the counter and produced a remote, which he used to change the channel on the television to the local news.

Aria and Sonata blinked for a few seconds and then regained their minds.

"Uhhhh, what were we doing?" Sonata asked, scratching her head. She looked down and gasped. "Hey! Who ate my taco?!"

"Huh?" Aria spoke, rubbing her eyes. "What you going on about, Sonata?"

"I asked who ate my taco? It probably was you!"

"...Yeah, it probably was me."

"Why you.." Sonata growled. She reached over and flicked Aria's nose.

"Ow! Why you little..."

"Girls! Enough! Get up, we're leaving!" Adagio yelled. The girls glared at each but obeyed their leader, Aria sliding out and Sonata following behind. When the girls meet up with Adagio, the head Dazzle stood in between the two and wrapped her hands around their hips.

"Um, what's with up with you?" Aria questioned. "And why are you grinning like that?"

"It's kinda creepy." Sonata added, though she did wrap her own arm around Adagio.

Adagio chuckled. "Good news, ladies. I figured out how we are rule that school, using the powerful weapon we have. We just to channel our amulets into a spell, an enlargement spell."

"Ooooo, are we going to get taller?! Are we going to Basketball players?!" Sonata asked.

"Don't be stupid, Sonata. You know we don't play sports." Aria chastised.

"Ladies, don't worry about it. Everything will become clear in due time. Let's go." With that, Adagio guided her two teammates towards the exit. As the girls approached the exit, the same boys that were ogling Aria turned their heads at the chance to catch all three of the Dazzling's butts in motion. Adagio caught their gazes and smirked. She raised both her hands and slapped her friends' bottoms with a resounding slap. The boys almost fell out of their chairs, while some wished they had their camera phones on.

"Hey!" Aria screamed "Watch it!"

"Owwie!" Sonata complained.

Adagio only chuckled in response.