Republic of the Lunar Chrome.by ThorChaptersBeginning.A few explanations.Others.Allies and Release.It begins.Sparkly.Loading....Get ready for a crazy ride.Beginning.98% 99% With every percent Chrome leaned closer and closer to the screen. ‘’You don’t have to do this Chrome.’’ Celestia said in a silent voice. Chrome clicked on one of the folders ‘’Reaction three, emotion set six.’’ ‘’Wha...’’ Celestia started but was interrupted by a loud beep from the laptop. Chrome looked at it ‘’No. No. NO!’’ Celestia felt a small spark of hope ‘’What happened?’’ ‘’The Elements worked as an antivirus. Why did I have download it all illegally? Why?’’ Chrome raised his hooves to the ceiling. ‘’Your plan has failed Chrome. Surrender.’’ Celestia said in imperious tone. Chrome turned to her ‘’Do you really think that this all I can do? Celestia, I thought that you were smarter than that.’’ For some reason his voice felt very threatening. ‘’I have full control over reality itself. I can control the essence of creation!’’ His eyes changed. Now they were multicolored, with a blue dot in the middle and three different colors around it. Just like his cutie mark. Celestia felt something she hadn’t felt for a long time. Fear. The last time his eyes changed, he almost ripped a hole in the universe. That was the reason he was banished from Equestria. Chrome began to shiver and fell on his knees. For a few seconds he was completely still. When he raised his head again the colors had faded, but hadn’t disappeared. ‘’Stupid Void energy. It will take weeks to adjust.’’ He got back to his computer. Celestia was paralyzed from the shock. So much as she knew Chrome was here for at least for a month. Discord had been under the influence of the Void only for a few hours, but it still was enough to possess divine powers. How was he able to keep it under control? ‘’Yes Celestia, this plan failed. I guess we’ll just have to go with some clopfics.’’Chrome sighed. Celestia knew this word and blushed, remembering how she learned it ‘’Chrome you...’’ ‘’Yeah, yeah, I don’t have to do it, what I’m doing is bad, blah,blah,blah.’’ He said and continued working with the laptop. Celestia tried to think of someway to stop him ‘’My best archm... ’’ Suddenly her mouth literary disappeared. ‘’Shut up Celestia I’m working. Don’t forget I can manipulate reality.’’ Chrome said. Sadly Celestia didn’t hear it because she was trying to get out her prison. Her eyes were filled with panic. Chrome sighed and opened a folder ‘’Equestria, characters, yes, yes, yes, aha, side characters, Celestia. He did a few things and golden light flashed around Celestia. ‘’Ahhhhhh!’’ She screamed with her recreated mouth. Chrome grinned ‘’Look at yourself and remember this: I can do much, much more.’’ Celestia stopped screaming and examined her body. She wasn’t injured except …. Chrome had removed her wings and horn. She looked at him. ‘’Yes Celestia, that is what I mean with reality control.’’ He said. ‘’You...you.’’ Celestia was speechless. Suddenly another hologram appeared in the middle of the room. ‘’Oh, there it is.’’ Chrome smiled and turned to it. ‘’What are you doing now?’’ Celestia asked. ‘’Just look.’' Chrome said. Celestia obeyed because she didn’t want her mouth removed again. In the hologram she saw Ponyville. At first nothing happened, but then she noticed small flashes of light everywhere. Each flash left a small book behind it, some of those with only one page. ‘’Lets get this started.’’ Chrome smiled and music started playing. 0-0-0-0-0-0 Bon-Bon and her daughter were sitting at the local cafe. ‘’Could you please stop doing that?’’ Bon-Bon turned to her daughter. ‘’This is simply how I sit.’’ Lyra answered. ‘’Look I...’’ Bon-Bon was about to start arguing but was interrupted by a flash of light. ‘’What is that?’’ Lyra levitated the small book in front of her. ‘’I dunno.’’ Bon-Bon took it in her hooves and opened it. 0-0-0-0-0 Chrome was rolling on the floor and laughing ’’Look at their face, look at them!’’ Celestia’s was expressionless, but inside she felt guilty because this actually made her want to laugh. ‘’See Celestia? And you thought I would fail.’’ Chrome seemed very self-satisfied. ‘’You are a monster.’’ Celestia whispered. ‘’Oh, Celly remember what you did to your own sister.’’ Chromes face filled with disgust . ‘’That was necessary.’’ Celestia's voice was getting louder. ‘’Sealing your sister away, so you could create an empire? Discord at least didn’t try to lie about what he was doing.’’ Chrome walked closer to her. ‘’SHE BECAME A MONSTER!’’ Now Celestia was shouting. ‘’A monster? You think my family would forget important things? We were the ones that helped you create the spell.’’ His voice was cold like ice. ‘’I would never do such thing!’’ Celestia's voice became more silent and silent. Chrome spat on the floor ’’ Tenebris parte anima Celestia. I have read about it in my family's ‘’Sealed Chronicles’’. I know exactly how it works. For a few minutes a pony absorbs all the darkness in the world. ‘’I...you..’’ Celestia's jaw didn’t seem to obey her. Chrome lifted her chin ’’I know how your sister felt all those years Celestia. Betrayed, unloved, unwanted. ‘’How can you know how she felt?’’ Celestia looked in his eyes. A sinister grin appeared on Chromes face ’’You think I could done this alone? You think I-a simple unicorn was able to open a portal to the Void without destroying our universe? Chrome waved his hoof in the air and one of the walls disappeared. Celestia gasped ’’What are you doing here?’’ ‘’Shaping the future sister.’’ Luna smiled. ‘’What do you mean?’’ That voice made Celestia shiver. Luna threw off her cloak, under that was hiding an titanium armor with the sign Celestia had tried to forgot- the sign of Lunar Republic. Except this time instead of the small star there was standing the sign of Chrome- a small blue dot and three colors around it. ‘’This is the beginning of the Republic of Lunar Chrome.’’ Luna said, smiling. A few explanations.‘’What are you doing sister?’’ Celestia asked. Luna grinned ‘’The thing I started doing thousand years ago.’’ ‘’This is wrong.’’ Celestia tried to reason with her sister. ‘’Wanting ponies to have freedom? You are the same as you were a thousand years ago.’’ Luna turned back to Chrome. ‘’’How are you doing?’’ She asked. ‘’The first wave failed.’’ Chrome said, without turning away from the screen. ‘’I noticed.’’ Luna sighed. ‘’If you noticed that, you noticed that I engaged plan B.’’ Chrome smiled a little. ‘’When did we get a plan B?’’ Luna raised one of her eyebrows. ‘’About a half an hour ago.’’ Chrome explained. ‘’Have you got any signals from the opposing forces?’’ Luna leaned closer to the screen. Chrome clicked on one of the icons and a radar popped up ‘’Well, Explorer is as good as dead, he is no threat. Safari is hiding, so far as I know he has got allies too. Firefox is the biggest threat, he has gotten Cadence for an ally. But we are still the most powerful, because of our access to the Void. ‘’What are you talking about?What does my niece have to do with this? ’’ Celestia interrupted. ‘’Don’t tell me you haven’t noticed. There are many forces that want to bring you down Celestis. But there are three that are the most powerful- I and Luna, Firefox and Cadence and Safari and Chrysalis. We all have one thing in common: we have access to human technology. For a shame only I can access internet. But it is only a matter of time until they start using their technology. ‘’Where have I heard those names?’’ Celestia’s mind was trying to remember. ‘’Those are few of the many ponies you have banished throughout the years.’’ Chrome said and suddenly was face to face with Celestia. ‘’How did you...’’Celestia was shocked. Chrome pointed at the crack ‘’Your thoughts resonate through the Void. And we are right next to it. We can hear you. And you can’t hear us because Vitreus absorbs your abilities. ‘’But why...’’ Celestia started. Chrome answered ‘’Luna’s armor protects her, but I have a genetic resistance, it's like a talent.’’ Chrome looked at Celestias face and grinned ’’Yes Celestia, I’m not bluffing about the mind reading.’’ ‘’Chrome, what is this?’’ Luna looked at another window that had popped up. He walked to the laptop and looked at it ‘’Remember what I told you about the nightmare of emptiness?’’ ‘’’Yes.What about it?’’ Luna asked. ‘’Honesty is close to being emptied.’’ Chrome bit his lip. ‘’Do we have to worry about it?’’ Luna asked. ‘’Technically no. But if we don’t want more enemies, we should take the crystals out.’’ ‘’How much time do we have?’’ Luna started creating a plan in her mind. ‘’About twenty days. Then they will start to change.’’ Chrome gave the answer. ‘’Closest Gate?’’ ‘’Operas old one in the Royal Pony Sister castle is still working.’’ Chrome said after looking in a map in the laptop. ‘’What are you talking about? What nightmares?What is happening with Honesty?’’ Celestia interrupted them. Chrome sighed ‘’You’re not going anywhere so I might as well tell you. Do you know where do the Elements come from?’’ Celestia opened her mouth and closed it again. ‘’Exactly. Let me tell you the story of the Elements. There were five families a long time ago. At that time Equestria was a place where only steel and fire mattered. Steel, fire and pain. These five families wanted this to end. And a falling star gave them the opportunity. It ripped open a Gate. But Void wasn’t the one used to create the Elements. Usually Gates are opened by trained mages. This time the star ripped open another Gate. A Gate to emptiness- a place with nothing. The families used their abilities to gain temporary control over it. Emptiness absorbed all the darkness in the world. This spell was similar to the one you used on Luna. After they were done they created six crystals out of pure emptiness. Throughout the years they slowly absorbed pure energy of the Families. The sixth element was placed next to one of the five Gates, where they absorbed magical energy. But none were the wielders too long. The Elements absorbed their power too and when it was done the Pure Darkness that had been sealed away in the emptiness took over them. They were filled with all the darkness of the world. If you hadn’t cast that spell on her she would’ve turned anyways. So long as Luna wasn’t there to wield The Three Elements they turned to stone. That's why you didn’t turn too. And now the Elements are about to turn.’’ Chrome explained Celestia’s jaw had dropped after the first sentences and now she was trying to get it back in place. ‘’To prevent that from happening we should throw the Elements in the Void for some time so they would fill with energy and wouldn’t need to absorb. But this energy would run out anyways and the next wielders would turn to Nightmares.’’ Chrome shook his head. ‘’But...but there have been so many Wielders. How was it possible to defeat so many Nightmares?’’ Celestia tried to think of a way. Chrome grinned ‘’ Cut their throats, shoot them with a cannon, turn them to ashes with magic, the strength of a Nightmare depends on how powerful the wielder was. Suddenly a ringing noise came out of nowhere. Chrome went to the Gate and reached in the Void. When his arm came back he was holding a black rectangular thing. He put it to his ear ‘’Hello? Yes this is Chrome. No, I can’t give you the laptop back right now. Hey I can’t do stuff so fast. Okay, what do you want exchange for the laptop? Are you high or something, that is simply bucked up. Fine, i’ll do it, but don’t cry like a little girl when you see the dark side of the Revolution. Chrome took the phone away from his ear and threw it back into the Void ‘’Luna remember Robert?’’ ‘’He is coming here?’’ Luna sighed ‘Yes.’’ Chrome sighed too. 0-0-0-0 Authors note: I thank my editor Laughing Luna. I also thank Crystallize and Sandman for giving me a new idea. Others.Chrome stood in front of the crack and spread his hands in the air. Celestia sniffed the air. Ozone. Suddenly sparks started erupting from his horn and hands. Celestia looked how the sparks jumped in the crack and jumped out the next second, pulling black Void energy out of it. Chrome moved his hands and the black energy began gaining forms. After a minute the energy had gained the body structure of Chrome, expect it didn’t have any details, like a mane or colors. Chrome took a deep breath ‘’ Anima mundi.’’ A white cloud that looked similar to Nightmares Moon’s mane flew out of the Void and melted together with the black energy. The effects were shocking. In a matter of seconds the black energy changed its color, gained a dark mane and clothes. He stretched ‘’Ugh, could do that more gentle next time?’’ Chrome gave him an tired look ‘’Be happy I got you here alive. If I would’ve lost concentration for a second your soul would’ve shattered and you would be forced to wander in the void for eternity.’’ The man turned to Celestia ‘’Is that....’’ Chrome answered instantly ‘’Yes.’’ ‘’So you were serious about that revolution stuff?’’ He looked at Chrome. ‘’Oh, yes.’’ Chrome grinned a little. ‘’I chose a bad time to come didn’t I?’’ He sighed. Chrome patted him on the shoulder ‘’Yes you did Robert, yes you did. 0-0-0-0 Steel Edge and Iron Spear were standing at the gates of Canterlot. Because the changelings were gone the gates didn’t need such defense anymore. Steel yawned. Iron rolled his eyes, Ste will be asleep in 5...4...3...2...1 Suddenly he saw a weird figure approaching and shook his friend from sleep. ‘’What is it?’’ Steel said in a tired voice. Iron only pointed at the figure. In a second Steel was awake and ready for a battle. ‘’Stop and identify yourself!’’ Iron shouted at the figure. It stopped and started talking ‘’ Where is Chrome, the descendant of the First Family and the one of the Daemonium Exterminatore?’’ Steel looked at his his friend ‘’What?’’ The figure started walking again ‘’ Get out of the way amateurs I’ll find him myself.’’ ‘’Amateurs? Okay, now you're in deep trouble!’’ Iron took a battle stance. The figure came closer and it was able to see his body structure. He looked like a teenage or a baby dragon . He took a big circular blade off his back ‘’Step out of the way or your blood will soak in this earth.’’ ‘’Try it!’’ Irons spear levitated in front of him. ‘’With pleasure.’’ He answered and charged towards them. The blade flashed in the air and the heads of Iron and Steel flew in different directions. Their bodies collapsed on the ground. The figure came in the torchlight. He was standing on two hooves, he had fingers and mostly he looked like Chrome , expect for the impressive body structure. He was even taller then Celestia. ‘’You will have a lot of explaining to do Chrome.’’ Explorer growled. 0-0-0-0 Northern Light looked how the fire was slowly consuming his village. For some reason The Fire Master was mad. Northern had met Master one time and throughout this one meeting he had understood that Master had a very short temper. Firefox was standing on a cliff and his magic was roaming free in the village. Who had done this to him? Who was responsible for flooding Void energy? Only one memory appeared in his head. Chrome, the only pony that was able to manipulate Ether. A grin appeared on Firefox’s face. Oh, Chrome is in sooo much trouble. 0-0-0-0 Dismar was looking at the two silhouettes that were slowly moving across the savan. One of them was walking on two hooves, the other on four, but through the seconds hooves, it was able to see the sunset. Dismar turned around and headed back to his village. He had no intentions to fight a changeling and whatever that thing was, today. ‘’So, you can change form too?’’ Chrysalis looked at Safari. He sighed ‘’No, this is Chrome’s work.’’ ‘’And who is this Chrome?’’ Safari gave her a look of unbelief ‘’You have never heard of Chrome?’’ Chrysalis rolled her eyes ‘’I am not familiar with Equestrian history.’’ Safari facepalmed ‘’Ugh, maybe you know him by a different name. Enstril ? Scathach? Nothing? Well, maybe you recognize him when you meet him. 0-0-0-0 Opera was slowly walking towards Canterlot. He had to erase his existence from Octavias mind, because some idiot named Chrome was messing with the Void. The Void energy had removed the camouflage spell and changed his body structure. Damn it, why did Chrome had to start messing with energy streams. Bucker. He’ll pay for this. 0-0-0-0 Chrome was standing next to Gate and listening to the whispers that were coming out of it. He turned to Luna ‘’There are reinforcements coming.’’ ‘’How many?’’ Chrome closed his eyes for a second again ‘’Four.’’ Luna looked at him with unbelief ‘’You call that reinforcements? We can’t break Equestria with your plan, so we will have to use brute force and you think that four ponies will help?’’ A wide grin appeared on Chromes face ‘’Oh these four are worth an entire army.’’ Luna knitted her eyebrows ‘’Who are these four?’’ ‘’Safari, Opera, Firefox and Explorer. We five once were very well known. We were called The Five Divines, The Elemental Masters, or The Death of Demons.’’ Luna stepped back from shock ‘’But...But you were alicorns, you lived hundreds of years ago!’’ Chrome turned to her and big wings suddenly expanded from his back ‘’We decided to go hiding, because Equestria wouldn’t be able to handle seven rulers. With each generation we changed our looks and names. I knew about the Solar Empire for a long time, but I required a ally to bring it down. And then you came back from the moon.’’ Suddenly there was a flash of light, followed by a sound of metal hitting against metal. Luna’s eyes recovered from the flash fast and turned to the middle of the room. She saw Chrome holding a sword and a big stallion with the same body form as Chrome in a battle stance and a circular blade. ‘’Hello Explorer.’’ Chrome smiled. ‘’Save it Chrome. Tell me what is happening?’’ Allies and Release.Chrome and Explorer looked at each other for a few seconds, considering their opponents power. Chrome waved his hand and the sword disappeared. He reached out his hand towards Explorer. He looked at Chromes hand for a few seconds and then put his blade back on his back. He smiled and shook Chromes hand ''Long time, no see. But now explain me what the hell is going on?'' Chrome let his hand go ''I required power, so I re-opened this Gate. I used the Void energy to make myself stronger. My pony body wasn't able to contain me anymore, so it changed. So far as I can tell you were changed because all of us have a connection.'' Explorer looked around ''What do you mean by ''all of us''? Are there more who were changed?'' Chrome nodded ''Yes. Firefox, Opera and Safari. Since we killed Hel we all have a connection that binds us together.'' Explorer let out a small laugh ''So they are like this too right now? I can bet on my life that they are coming to this place at this very moment.'' Celestia looked at everypony in the room. They seemed to have forgot about her. And she was feeling that her horn and wings were starting to grow back. If she keeps silen then there might be a chance of escape. If she got out she would be able to make all of her armies to attack them. ''So, how have you been doing?'' Chrome summoned chairs out of nowhere. Explorer sat down ''The usual, shape-shifting and stuff. Chrome leaned closer to him '' So, what's the last form you took?'' A wide grin appeared on Explorers face ''I took a form of a self centred, idiotic mare.'' Light flashed around him and in the place of Explorer was sitting a blue mare with a cape decorated with stars ''Bow before the Great and Powerful Trixie! The illusion disappeared and they both started laughing. ''You're a really good actor you know.'' Chrome managed to say between laughter. Explorer stopped laughing ''And you?'' Chrome took a deep breath and light flashed around him too. Now they were looking at a brown stallion with a hourglass for a cutie mark '' I'm the Doctor.'' This caused them to laugh even harder. ''I've heard about you. Good background story by the way.'' Explorer said. Chrome shook his shoulders ''Saving the universe? Yeah, that took me about five minutes. And making a time machine was pretty easy too. A voice interrupted them ''Knock,knock. I hope we're not interrupting anything.'' Chrome turned to the source of the voice. In front of them was standinga stallion who had the same body structure as Chrome and Explorer. He had a yellow and red mane. Next to him was standing Cadance. Celestia looked at her ''Why?'' Cadence turned to Celestia ''So the Sun Tyrant is sealed away? As for your question auntie...Love is a very weird thing.'' Celestia looked at the stallion and then back at Cadence ''But you love Shining Armor.'' ''Correction. I loved him.'' Cadence said in a cold tone. They were by Chrome ''Hello Firefox. What do you want?'' Firefox rolled his eyes ''You know very well why I am here.'' Chrome sighed and repeated the same thing he had said to Explorer. Firefox raised his eyebrows ''So taking over Equestria? And you already got Explorer on your side.'' Chrome smiled a little ''Just like the old times. So, Firefox will you be one of us?'' He thought for a second ''What can you offer me?'' ''I can give you back the power to travel trough worlds.Deal?'' Chrome reached out his hand. Firefox shook it ''Deal.'' Chrome started grinning ‘’But first tell us what were during the last years.’’ Firefox gave him an tired look ‘’Do I have to?’’ ‘’Now when you asked...Yes.’’ He sighed and light flashed. There was standing a mare with a yellow coat and mane. She had a flaming lighting bolt for a cutie mark. The illusion disappeared. Chrome looked him ‘’Seriously? Noticeable? Have you forgot what we agreed to? Stay in background. ‘’I tried. How could I known that they will decide to give me more role.’’ Chrome sighed ‘’Whatever. We have more important things to do right now.’’ ‘’What?’’ ‘’Let’s wait for Opera and Safari.’’ Chrome said ‘’And then lets bring back Vernia and the other season alicorns.’’ ‘’Aren’t they sort of...dead?’’ Explorer asked. Chrome grinned ‘’That’s why I’m saying BRING BACK!’’ ‘’Reanimation?’’ Chrome shook his head ‘’ No, I will recreate them using the Void energy. Firefox sighed ‘’You haven’t changed, have you?’’ 0-0-0-0-0 Discords statue was standing in the deepest chamber of the Canterlot dungeons, sealed away so nopony could release him. A shadow was slowly moving trough out the tunnels towards Discord. ‘’Where are you daddy?’’ The shadow said in a sing song voice. A deep growl came out of one of the chambers. ‘’I’m coooming.’’ It continued in the same creepy voice. He walked in the chamber and black aura wrapped around Discords statue. The stone started disappearing. Discord took a deep breath ‘’Thanks 4Chan.’’ ‘’Don’t mention it dad.’’ He grinned. ‘’Let’s go cause some chaos?’’ Discord asked. ‘’What else could a father and son do?’’ 4Chan asked. 0-0-0-0 Authors note: BAM! 4Chan is Discords son. Thanks for the idea. This story will change obeying your ideas(maybe). It begins.The bullet pierced Discords shoulder and he howled in pain.His eyes turned completely black and he flew towards Chrome. Chrome tried to jump out of the way but Discord was accelerated by anger and pain, and Chrome was lifted in the air. Luna lit up her horn and was ready to shoot Discord out of the sky but was stopped by Firefox putting a hand in front of her. ‘’No.’’ He shook his head. A scream came out of the air ‘’GET TO THE CASTLE. CALL FPRS. THEN REALIZE THE OTHER PLAN LUNA. RUN IDIOTS,RUN!’’ Firefox nodded and snapped his fingers before Luna could say anything and they disappeared. Chrome turned to Discord ‘’Lets finish this!’’ He let out a roar and hit Discords chest with all force he had. Discord howled again and let Chrome go. Chrome landed on the ground and took of his coat and suit. He moved the hair away from his face and crossed his arms on his chest. ‘’Requesting removal of Seals Level three and two.’’He said in a serious tone. A weird sign appeared on his chest and started shining. ‘’Awww, fuck the hell yes! Red Griffin’s for pussies!’’ He shouted and his wings turned to black tendrils. Discord gasped ‘’Run Chan.’’ ‘’I don’t run from anything. Anything runs from me.’’ 4Chan laughed. ‘’Daddy’s right. You should run.’’ Chrome said and one of the tendrils wrapped around Discord. Discord started snapping his fingers but his magic seemed to have disappeared. Chan looked at Chrome and back to Discord ‘’Bye.’’ Chrome looked at Discord and his eyes became blood red ‘’Remember my brother?’’ Discord nodded. ‘’Good. You will die remembering him.’’ Chromes whole body was consumed by the tendrils. 0-0-0-0 Luna looked at Firefox with a angry glare ‘’Why did you do this?’’ ‘’Chrome ordered me to.’’ ‘’And what is FPRS?’’ ‘’A team of elite fighters. Mercenaries. For the right amount of money they’ll do anything.’’ ‘’And what does FPRS mean?’’ Luna asked. ‘’First Post Recon Squad.’’ ‘’Get them. I’ll deal with those who Chrome called.’’ ‘’Of course General.’’ Firefox grinned. Luna walked to the old throne room and looked at those in there. A crew of ponies, mostly unicorns, in green capes and their faces covered with masks. Their leader seemed to be a green alicorn with headphones on his ears . Or one ear, they were created for battlefield. His cutie mark was a sign that looked a little like the letter U. The other one,Amp as Chrome called him, was a alicorn too. He had two colors in his mane-black and orange. He had headphones too but they looked more for music then for fighting. ‘’Who are you?’’ Torrent asked in a cold tone. Luna straightened her back ‘’I am Luna, the leader of the revolution against The Sun Empire. You have been called here by my ally Chrome. He said that you will join our cause.’’ ‘’And where is he?’’ Amp’s voice was very beautiful, almost hypnotizing. ‘’Fighting Discord and his son.’’ Torrent started laughing ‘’Channy’s back? Oh, he and his daddy are so fucked.’’ ‘’Let’s make a bet.’’ Amp walked to Torrent ‘’I say he will bring Discords head here.’’ ‘’I say he will bring both.’’ ‘’Okay.’’ They shook hooves. ‘’I presume you are joining the revolution?’’ Luna said. They both shook their shoulders ‘’Yeah.’’ ‘’You wanted us here?’’ A voice interrupted them. Everypony looked at the speaker. It was a stallion with a long beard and a stone tablet on his back. ‘’That was fast.’’ Luna looked at them. ‘’A talent.’’ The stallion answered. ‘’I want you to help us bring down Celestia.’’ Luna explained. The bearded stallion gave her a small piece of paper ‘’ This is how much we cost.’’ Luna looked at it ‘’Firefox.’’ ‘’Yeah?’’ ‘’Go down to the dungeons. 5th door to the left. There should be a big bag there. Bring it here.’’ ‘’You mean this one?’’ Firefox asked, while holding a bag in his right hand. ‘’How did you...?’’ Luna was speechless. Firefox shook his shoulders. Luna levitated the bag over to FPRS ‘’Here’s your money. Now let us discuss the strategy.’’ The stallion looked inside and grinned ‘’We are under your command.’’ Lunas magic carved Equestrias map in the wall ‘’You need to attack the biggest capitols. Bring down statues and other history monuments. Strike fear into their hearts.’’ ‘’Fear is a stronger weapon than a sword.’’ Somepony said. It was Chrome, standing in front of all of them, covered in blood. 0-0-0-0 Celestia necromancer team had formed a semi circle around the five graves and were channeling Celestias magic inside them. Finally a hoof pooped out of the ground. After a few minutes in front of them was standing five alicorns. They bowed down to Celestia ‘’Mistress. We shall serve your will until the blades of God Slayers send us back to the Darkness.’’ ‘’Go Masters of Seasons. Bring The Five on their knees. Make them scream in pain.’’ They grinned, revealing a mouth full of deadly fangs ‘’Our queens orders shall be fulfilled.’’ 0-0-0-0-0 Fluttershy was climbing up a mountain. She had a sword made out of black stone on her back. She finally reached the top and took a deep breath. ‘’ORM EMBAR!’’ She shouted. A gigantic dragon crawled out of the cave ''You came. Foalish.'' She took the sword off her back ''Just like your life.'' 0-0-0-0-0 A/N Yay. Vampire alicorns. Thank you Sandman for FPRS. Sparkly.‘’Chrome are you alright?’’ Luna hurried to him. Chrome slowly raised his head, revealing a wide grin ‘’Fuck yeah.’’ Luna jumped back as he raise his right hand, revealing what he was holding. It was a head, with blood dripping from it. Discords head. ‘’Give me my money.’’ Amps voice interrupted the silence. ‘’Fine, fine.’’ Torrent sighed. ‘’Discord is...dead?’’ Luna quietly asked. She couldn’t believe it. She and her sister had tried so hard to do it...They even had used alchemy, but best they were able to achieve was turning him to stone with the Elements. And now...here was his decapitated head. ‘’I think so. My spine was broken a few times, but I guess it regenerated. So, what have you done while I was gone?’’ Firefox coughed. ‘’Yes?’’ Chrome turned to him. Firefox walked to the map ‘’We break down their spirits. Then, when they are unable to fight we strike.’’ Luna was a little confused. He didn’t explain to Chrome how they are about to break their spirits. Chrome turned to FPRS ‘’Manehattan, Stalliongrad, Trottingham, then attack at will.’’ They nodded and marched for the exit. Luna simply looked at the unbelievable mobility Chrome and the rest were showing. They didn’t even need words to communicate with one another. Although they were giving orders to Torrent and Amp, the orders remained short and precise. Luna had never expected something like this from them. They looked so.... careless and relaxed all the time. But not now. Now they were completely concentrated on their work. They were standing around the map and discussing something Suddenly a voice echoed trough the hall ‘’Divine hunters, we are here to send you back to the Void.’’ Chrome and the rest slowly turned around. Across the hall were standing four alicorns, one red, one green, one light orange, and one blue and white. ‘’The Seasons....’’ Luna whispered. ‘’Chrome, was this what you were thinking to bring back?’’ Opera slowly asked and pointed at the alicorns. ‘’No. I will repeat again, RECREATE, not REANIMATE. These are standing here because of necromancy, not Void energy. Celestia must have used a mixture of transmutation and arcane necromancy.’’ Chrome examined the vampire alicorns. ‘’Vernia, Agni, Autumnia and Glacia.’’ Opera grinned. ‘’Opera?’’ Chrome turned to his comrade. ‘’Yeah?’’ ‘’Do the same thing you did the last time.’’ Operas grin became even wider ‘’With pleasure.’’ Everypony and everyone in the room looked how Opera suddenly raised his hands and small wires flashed in the air. Then, without warning, the ceiling above the alicorns collapsed. Luna looked in amazement how the wires turned the marble to dust in mid-air. For a second she was confused. Why would he do that? The rubble should have crushed the alicorns. But the next moment she understood Operas tactic. Sun. He broke down the ceiling to expose the vampires to Sun. Chrome looked at the vampires in shock. They hadn’t turned to dust at all. Instead they were... ‘’Sparkles?!’’ Opera shouted ‘’You bust in here, make me break down the fucking roof and now you still have enough courage to SPARKLE?’’ ‘’Here we go.’’ Safari whispered to the rest of the browsers. ‘’You are an abomination to my children. I created vampires. You make me feel ashamed of my work! I will not stand you walking around and making the rest of vampires look like sparkling fairy pussies!’’ He pulled out the two Jackals and started firing at the alicorns. ‘’Need help?’’ Firefox poked Opera. Opera slowly turned his head to the rest of his comrades, a maniacal smile on his face ‘’Yes please.’’ They pulled out the guns too and started firing. ‘’Sooooo, do we have a plan?’’ Safari shouted. ‘’Other than putting so many bullets in them, that they start coming out of their asses?’’ Opera shouted back. ‘’I never believed you had so fucked up fetishes.’’ Explorer said under his breath. ‘’No, we don’t have a plan, so let’s just continue doing what we’re doing!’’ Opera let out a laugh. ‘’You son of a bitch!’’ Autumnia howled and rushed towards Explorer. Luna looked how Explorer lazily dodged her. Autumnia suddenly stopped and looked down to her chest. Suddenly she collapsed on the ground, her body sliced in multiple pieces. Only now Luna noticed, that in one of Explorers hands was his sword instead of a Jackal. ‘’When did he...?’’ Luna whispered ‘’Firefox!’’ Explorer shouted. ‘’Yeah, yeah.’’ He sighed and snapped his fingers. A thin bolt of lighting erupted from his hand and flew straight towards Autumnias remain. Just as soon as it touched them, the lightning exploded into a ball of fire. ‘’Hold your fire.’’ Chrome ordered. His order was completely ignored. He sighed ‘’I hoped, I wouldn’t have to come to his.’’ ‘’Come to what.’’ Robert joined the conversation ‘’Shut up. Adults are talking.’’ ‘’What adults? You are talking to yourself!’’ Chrome glared at him ‘’I said shut up and let me do my job.’’ Robert raised his hands in defense ‘’Okay, okay.’’ Chrome turned back to his friends ‘’Okay assholes, stop shooting, or I will rape your sou....Oh, you stopped already. Firefox...’’ ‘’Yeah, yeah, set the ashes on fire.’’ ‘’What now?’’ Safari asked. ‘’Now we wait.’’ Chrome answered. ‘’For what?’’ ‘’For that.’’ Chrome pointed at another alicorn that was flying trough the hole in the ceiling. Opera raised his hands ‘’You know what? Fuck it. I’m fucking tired of this shit. Deal with it yourselves.’’ Chrome sighed ‘’Okay, let’s do this guys. Opera, I will deal with you later.’’ ‘’I’m not helping you.’’ Firefox turned around. ‘’Why am I always surrounded by assholes? Let me guess Safari you too?’’ Chrome turned to Safari. ‘’Excatly.’’ ‘’I don’t care.’’ ‘’Thought so.’’ ‘’Chrome!’’ The alicorn shouted. ‘’SHUT UP! I am fucking tired of Celestias bullshit. So now I’m gonna take my sword, take my gun and kill you. Then I’m gonna rape you skull, and then YOUR SOUL!’’ 0-0-0 Yes I'm back. Now tell me what voices do you give the browsers? Loading....Celestia was rushing down the caves underneath Canterlot. Her team had finally decoded the letters she had been receiving. It had been one of the old dragon code. Difficult, but not impossible to decode. She had imagined many terrible things , but this surpassed anything. A pony had gained access to the most terrible power of all. The same power that drove Discord to madness. The same power that gave changelings the ability to take the looks of others. A power so mighty that even though it existed in an another dimension it had great influence on Equestria. It had the power to create planets and stars, it could destroy empires and give ponies infinite power. The internet. It had been created by humans: the eternal god race. So far as Celestia knew the internet contained knowledge from thousands of universes. The pony that was sending the letters claimed that he had possessed one of the most dangerous human inventions: a laptop. The invention that broke one of the primeval laws. It could create new life. Celestia was going deeper and deeper in the caves. The usual crystals started to disappear, instead of them she saw Vitreus. These crystals were the result of diamonds melting together with the essence of the Universal Void: Ether. They were indestructible. Suddenly she noticed something. Some of the crystals had cracks running through them. Shivers ran through her spine. Mages had tried for milenia, but weren’t able to make even a scratch appear on these crystals. This pony was able to crack them. The deeper she went, the greater damage seemed to be done to the crystals. Some of them were turned to dust. ‘’More power!!’’ A mysterious voice echoed trough the caves. Celestia jumped to the direction of the sound. It was another tunnel. If not for that voice ,she would’ve never found it. The crystals around it were reflecting the opposite wall, so it looked like a solid rock. She slowly stepped in the tunnel and started walking. More and more sounds started to come from the end of the tunnel. Suddenly the tunnel made a turn. Celestia peeped around the corner and almost passed out. One of the walls didn’t exist anymore. Instead there was a big crack. Through it was shining a weird glow. And then she saw it. The pony. Or at least something similar to a pony. He was standing on his back hooves and seemed to be even taller than Celestia. His fore hooves were now blessed with the Great Human Gift: fingers. Although his muzzle had disappeared he still had fur and a tail. Celestia jumped out of her cover ’’Stop this!’’ ‘’Hello, Celestia’’ The unicorn turned to her. ‘’Who are you? And why are you doing this?’’ She asked. He seemed surprised ’’You don’t remember me?’’ ‘’Should I?’’ Celestia felt a little annoyed. He grinned’’ Really Celestia? I am Chrome Master.’’ Celestia took a step back. No. Not him. Anypony, but NOT HIM! Chrome was well known for his research in the human field. And also for that, he was able to look in other dimensions with the help of his family's greatest treasure: The Mirror of Dimensions; also known as the Third Eye. ‘’And to answer your second question...I am here to show Equestria the truth!’’ In his eyes was a weird shine. ‘’What do you mean?’’ Celestia became suspicious. He waved his hoof. Suddenly some of the crystals became liquid and wrapped around Celestia, preventing her from moving. ‘’Release me!’’ Celestia said in a threatening tone. He let out a laugh ’’’And how do you think to make me do that?’’ ‘’Say hello to Solar Magic!’’ Celestia growled. Her horn started to shine. It shot out a few sparks and the shine disappeared. ‘’And now I will show you what I intend to do.’’ Chrome walked to the laptop. ‘’What have you done to my magic Chrome?!’’ Celestia shouted. Chrome giggled ’’I have done nothing. Have you really forgot how Vitreus works Celestia?’’ Just as soon as he mentioned it the memory returned to Celestia. Vitreus had the ability to absorb magic. It was used to build unicorn-safe castles in the past. He pressed a few buttons and a hologram appeared in front of Celestia. For a few minutes Celestia was forced to watch very, very inappropriate images of herself because a spell was keeping her eyes open. When it stopped she took a deep breath ’’What was that?’’ Chrome turned away from his laptop ’’That is the first wave of attack. For humans we are nothing more but fictional characters. You know what fanart is Celestia? She remembered Daring Doo and nodded. ‘’Good. Humans are making fanart too. What you saw is one of the types of fanart.’’ He explained. ‘’What do you mean by first wave?’’ Celestia tried to get more and more information from him. Chrome smiled ’’Holograms just like the ones you saw will appear all over Equestria. So you don’t have to ask, it will happen after few minutes. Celestia gasped ’’How will you do that?’’ Chrome pointed at the crack in the dimensions ’’I use the power from the Void.’’ ‘’How?’’ Celestia was confused. ‘’Years of research Celly, years of research.’’ He said. Chrome turned back to his laptop ’’DeviantArt,FIMfiction,Equestria Daily....Rule34. Finally.’’ Celestia looked how images and numbers started to run across the crystal walls. She saw so many familiar ponies there. The Elements of Harmony, Luna and so many other ponies. Celestia managed to peep over his shoulder and see what he was doing there. But that didn’t help her very much. Chrome was working just too fast. ‘’Cupcakes for the next wave...Aaargh ,stupid google ads.’’ He was muttering. A wide grin appeared on his face when a window appeared in the laptop. Celestia read what it said:’’Are you sure that you want to flood Rule34 in Equestria?’’ ‘’This is a historical moment Celestia.’’ Chrome smiled and pressed a button. The ‘’Enter’’ buttton. Get ready for a crazy ride.Celestia looked around the room. Her wings and horn had regrown and she still had a few minutes until Vitreus drains her magic. She gathered all of her magic for a teleportation spell, while trying to hide the shine. Finally she felt the little itch in the back that meant that she had built up enough magic. ‘’Hey Chrome!’’ Celestia said. Chrome turned away from Explorer and Firefox ‘’Yes Celestia?’’ ‘’Buck you!’’ She grinned and disappeared in a bright flash of golden light. The last drop of blood flowed away from Chromes face. ‘’No.’’He whispered. ‘’Awww, come on, lighten up Chrome. We have god like powers. We have defeated armies of demons and angels. It’s not like a small dictator and her stupid soldiers can do anything to us.’’ Firefox was playing with a ball of pure lighting. ‘’Can’t you see it?’’ Chromes voice was shivering ‘’Everything has changed.’’ Firefox made the ball disappear in a cloud of smoke ‘’What are you talking about?’’ Chrome took a deep breath ‘’I wasn’t cruel and violent enough. We are in the story. The Elements won’t turn. They will attack us!’’ The faces Firefox and Explorer turned to same color as Chromes. ‘’No.Not again...’’ Explorer whispered. ‘’What will we do?’’ The volume of Firefox’s voice jumped. The eyes of Chrome turned blood red ‘’Let’s cause some devastation. And pain. Like in the beginning.’’ ‘’Like in the beginning? Where will we get the weapons?’’ Firefox asked ‘’All our old ones have turned to dust. Only Explorer managed to keep his.’’ Chrome took a deep breath ‘’I thought they might come in handy so I ordered my spies to get the armor Jumper forged.’’ ‘’That madman?’’ Explorer spoke up. ‘’Who’s this Jumper?’’ Luna gave Chrome a questioning look. He sighed ‘’Jumper was a man who was able to travel throughout dimensions and worlds. He was constantly under the influence of the Void, which warped his mind and changed him. He wasn’t a human or a pony in a way we understand it. He was able to see everything as it was. He could see the way worlds were built. His eyes could look into the future. He made weapons for us and said that we will need them. Lots of weapons. Human and other world technology combined. Clothes that can’t be pierced by swords, destroyed by fire or touched by magic. But the clothes weren’t made for ponies, just like the weapons. But now..... We can use them. He turned to the entrance of the cave ‘’Come in S.’’ A small pony, dressed in a black cape that hid its body and a smiling mask with a moustache and a small beard. ‘’I got the things you asked for Master.’’ It said. The voice belonged to a filly. Chrome looked at it ‘’Where are they?’’ She whistled and two other ponies dressed the same as her walked in, pulling a large bag behind them. ‘’Here it is Master.’’ One of them said. It had the voice of a filly too. A creepy grin appeared on Chromes face ‘’Let’s welcome our brothers Opera and Safari. Come out. I can sense you.’’ Suddenly a figure appeared in the crystals. Everyone looked how it slowly stepped out of them. ‘’Opera, the Master of Illusions. The only thing that gives you away is the blood red eyes.’’ Chrome bowed a little. Opera looked at him from above ‘’Yes, the curse that bitch gave me as a parting gift still hasn’t worn off.’’ ‘’And nopony is going to ask me how I am?’’ A voice interrupted them. Everyone turned to the voice and saw Safari standing in front of them. ‘’Good to see you both.’’ Chrome said ‘’Now, onto business. I need you to join me.’’ ‘’And why should we do that?’’ Opera asked. ‘’We are five, you are two. We can give you the weapons of the Jumper. We can give you anything.’’ Chrome answered. ‘’Can you remove the curse?’’ Opera interrupted him. Chrome bit his lip ‘’No. Only Endora can.’’ ‘’Can you make Endora remove it?’’ ‘’Maybe. I don’t know what my sister will say.’’ Chrome shook his shoulders. ‘’A hope is good enough for me. I’m in.’’ Opera stated. Chrome pointed at the bag ‘’Get your weapons.’’ ‘’And me?’’ Safari asked. ‘’Are you with us?’’ Chrome asked. ‘’Fuck yea!’’ Safari gave him a high five. ‘’Get the weapons.’’ Chrome smiled. 0-0-0-0 Celestia ran to the archmage ‘’Ready everything for a reanimation spell.’’ ‘’Princess? Where have you been?’’ He was in shock. ‘’It doesn’t matter.’’ She growled ‘’Get everything ready and go to the Temple of Four.’’ ‘’But Princess. Discord!’’ He said. ‘’We’ll deal with him later.’’ For a second her mane flash in red. ‘’As you wish.’’ The mage whispered and hurried away. Celestia looked up in the sky. It wasn’t pink. The color was indescribable. It seemed to be made out of every single color in the world. Looking at it made Celestias eyes hurt a little. ‘’Oh ,Discord.’’ She sighed ‘’I will not want to be you when the Five Divine Hunters find you.’’ 0-0-0-0 All five had put on the clothes that, as Chrome said, protected from practically anything they all looked pretty much the same. They were all wearing red coats with a cape, charcoal suits, leather riding boots and red cravates. They were also wearing white gloves that had symbols on them. Luna knew these symbols, they were created to amplify magic. A shiver ran through her spine. They were powerful enough without them. She examined their weapons. Each of them had something Chrome called Jackals. Each had two. Inside Operas gloves there were microfilament wires. At least that what he said. Firefox had one ring on the middle finger of each hand. Luna had seen those, only on a horn, not hand. Those were Inferno rings. It was said that those come out of hell. Explorer got Stormblade, the weapon that was so sharp that if you ran your fingers across it blood flowed instantly. It was much larger than any sword Luna had seen and she had seen many. She had heard of it from legends, but hadn’t thought it is real. Safari had a bow made out of Hell Essence. It was able to pierce reality itself. Chrome was wearing the blade that had been called the deadliest throughout thousands of years. Esheter, The Slayer of Gods, The Seal of Hell, The Armageddon. Luna grinned. Celestia was doomed. Chrome took out a cellphone out of one his pockets. He pressed a few numbers and put it to his ear ‘’Torrent? I need you. ‘’How much will you pay?’’ A voice came out of the cell phone. ‘’You work for free.’’ Chrome sighed. ‘’Where will we meet up?’’ ‘’Royal Pony Sister Castle, wait me there.’’ He hung up and pressed another number ‘’Amp? Go to Royal Pony Sister Castle and wait me there. Torrent will be there waiting.’’ ‘’Only because you're an old friend.’’ ‘’Whatevers.’’ Chrome hung up and turned to the rest of the people in the room. ‘’We are going to go to Royal Pony Sister Castle, but before we’ll kill Discord.’’ Everyone nodded. Chrome snapped his fingers and suddenly they were outside of Canterlot, looking at two Draconequus flying in the sky. Chrome pulled out his Jackals and grinned‘’I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind.Some come from ahead.Some come from behind. But I’ve bought a big gun I’m all ready you see. Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me.’’ Luna was surprised ‘’He knows how to rhyme?’’ Firefox shook his head ‘’No he does that only when he's about to kill somepony important.’’ ‘’Hey Discord!’’ Chrome shouted and aimed his gun ‘’Boom.’’ 0-0-0-0 Authors note. I watched Hellsing Abridged while writing this.All hail Anonymous. Have my favorite Hellsing Abridged line. ''Get that bitch a canon. Bitches love canons.'' Awww fuck it have another. ''I'm gonna go skullfuck that Hellsing bitch. And the old guys. Aw, fuck it. Skullfucking for everybody.'' I don't give a shit, I don't give a fuck, I don't give a shit, I don't give a fuck! Know if I give a shit, I might just give a fuck, But I don't give a shit, so I don't give a fuck!
Beginning.98% 99% With every percent Chrome leaned closer and closer to the screen. ‘’You don’t have to do this Chrome.’’ Celestia said in a silent voice. Chrome clicked on one of the folders ‘’Reaction three, emotion set six.’’ ‘’Wha...’’ Celestia started but was interrupted by a loud beep from the laptop. Chrome looked at it ‘’No. No. NO!’’ Celestia felt a small spark of hope ‘’What happened?’’ ‘’The Elements worked as an antivirus. Why did I have download it all illegally? Why?’’ Chrome raised his hooves to the ceiling. ‘’Your plan has failed Chrome. Surrender.’’ Celestia said in imperious tone. Chrome turned to her ‘’Do you really think that this all I can do? Celestia, I thought that you were smarter than that.’’ For some reason his voice felt very threatening. ‘’I have full control over reality itself. I can control the essence of creation!’’ His eyes changed. Now they were multicolored, with a blue dot in the middle and three different colors around it. Just like his cutie mark. Celestia felt something she hadn’t felt for a long time. Fear. The last time his eyes changed, he almost ripped a hole in the universe. That was the reason he was banished from Equestria. Chrome began to shiver and fell on his knees. For a few seconds he was completely still. When he raised his head again the colors had faded, but hadn’t disappeared. ‘’Stupid Void energy. It will take weeks to adjust.’’ He got back to his computer. Celestia was paralyzed from the shock. So much as she knew Chrome was here for at least for a month. Discord had been under the influence of the Void only for a few hours, but it still was enough to possess divine powers. How was he able to keep it under control? ‘’Yes Celestia, this plan failed. I guess we’ll just have to go with some clopfics.’’Chrome sighed. Celestia knew this word and blushed, remembering how she learned it ‘’Chrome you...’’ ‘’Yeah, yeah, I don’t have to do it, what I’m doing is bad, blah,blah,blah.’’ He said and continued working with the laptop. Celestia tried to think of someway to stop him ‘’My best archm... ’’ Suddenly her mouth literary disappeared. ‘’Shut up Celestia I’m working. Don’t forget I can manipulate reality.’’ Chrome said. Sadly Celestia didn’t hear it because she was trying to get out her prison. Her eyes were filled with panic. Chrome sighed and opened a folder ‘’Equestria, characters, yes, yes, yes, aha, side characters, Celestia. He did a few things and golden light flashed around Celestia. ‘’Ahhhhhh!’’ She screamed with her recreated mouth. Chrome grinned ‘’Look at yourself and remember this: I can do much, much more.’’ Celestia stopped screaming and examined her body. She wasn’t injured except …. Chrome had removed her wings and horn. She looked at him. ‘’Yes Celestia, that is what I mean with reality control.’’ He said. ‘’You...you.’’ Celestia was speechless. Suddenly another hologram appeared in the middle of the room. ‘’Oh, there it is.’’ Chrome smiled and turned to it. ‘’What are you doing now?’’ Celestia asked. ‘’Just look.’' Chrome said. Celestia obeyed because she didn’t want her mouth removed again. In the hologram she saw Ponyville. At first nothing happened, but then she noticed small flashes of light everywhere. Each flash left a small book behind it, some of those with only one page. ‘’Lets get this started.’’ Chrome smiled and music started playing. 0-0-0-0-0-0 Bon-Bon and her daughter were sitting at the local cafe. ‘’Could you please stop doing that?’’ Bon-Bon turned to her daughter. ‘’This is simply how I sit.’’ Lyra answered. ‘’Look I...’’ Bon-Bon was about to start arguing but was interrupted by a flash of light. ‘’What is that?’’ Lyra levitated the small book in front of her. ‘’I dunno.’’ Bon-Bon took it in her hooves and opened it. 0-0-0-0-0 Chrome was rolling on the floor and laughing ’’Look at their face, look at them!’’ Celestia’s was expressionless, but inside she felt guilty because this actually made her want to laugh. ‘’See Celestia? And you thought I would fail.’’ Chrome seemed very self-satisfied. ‘’You are a monster.’’ Celestia whispered. ‘’Oh, Celly remember what you did to your own sister.’’ Chromes face filled with disgust . ‘’That was necessary.’’ Celestia's voice was getting louder. ‘’Sealing your sister away, so you could create an empire? Discord at least didn’t try to lie about what he was doing.’’ Chrome walked closer to her. ‘’SHE BECAME A MONSTER!’’ Now Celestia was shouting. ‘’A monster? You think my family would forget important things? We were the ones that helped you create the spell.’’ His voice was cold like ice. ‘’I would never do such thing!’’ Celestia's voice became more silent and silent. Chrome spat on the floor ’’ Tenebris parte anima Celestia. I have read about it in my family's ‘’Sealed Chronicles’’. I know exactly how it works. For a few minutes a pony absorbs all the darkness in the world. ‘’I...you..’’ Celestia's jaw didn’t seem to obey her. Chrome lifted her chin ’’I know how your sister felt all those years Celestia. Betrayed, unloved, unwanted. ‘’How can you know how she felt?’’ Celestia looked in his eyes. A sinister grin appeared on Chromes face ’’You think I could done this alone? You think I-a simple unicorn was able to open a portal to the Void without destroying our universe? Chrome waved his hoof in the air and one of the walls disappeared. Celestia gasped ’’What are you doing here?’’ ‘’Shaping the future sister.’’ Luna smiled. ‘’What do you mean?’’ That voice made Celestia shiver. Luna threw off her cloak, under that was hiding an titanium armor with the sign Celestia had tried to forgot- the sign of Lunar Republic. Except this time instead of the small star there was standing the sign of Chrome- a small blue dot and three colors around it. ‘’This is the beginning of the Republic of Lunar Chrome.’’ Luna said, smiling.
A few explanations.‘’What are you doing sister?’’ Celestia asked. Luna grinned ‘’The thing I started doing thousand years ago.’’ ‘’This is wrong.’’ Celestia tried to reason with her sister. ‘’Wanting ponies to have freedom? You are the same as you were a thousand years ago.’’ Luna turned back to Chrome. ‘’’How are you doing?’’ She asked. ‘’The first wave failed.’’ Chrome said, without turning away from the screen. ‘’I noticed.’’ Luna sighed. ‘’If you noticed that, you noticed that I engaged plan B.’’ Chrome smiled a little. ‘’When did we get a plan B?’’ Luna raised one of her eyebrows. ‘’About a half an hour ago.’’ Chrome explained. ‘’Have you got any signals from the opposing forces?’’ Luna leaned closer to the screen. Chrome clicked on one of the icons and a radar popped up ‘’Well, Explorer is as good as dead, he is no threat. Safari is hiding, so far as I know he has got allies too. Firefox is the biggest threat, he has gotten Cadence for an ally. But we are still the most powerful, because of our access to the Void. ‘’What are you talking about?What does my niece have to do with this? ’’ Celestia interrupted. ‘’Don’t tell me you haven’t noticed. There are many forces that want to bring you down Celestis. But there are three that are the most powerful- I and Luna, Firefox and Cadence and Safari and Chrysalis. We all have one thing in common: we have access to human technology. For a shame only I can access internet. But it is only a matter of time until they start using their technology. ‘’Where have I heard those names?’’ Celestia’s mind was trying to remember. ‘’Those are few of the many ponies you have banished throughout the years.’’ Chrome said and suddenly was face to face with Celestia. ‘’How did you...’’Celestia was shocked. Chrome pointed at the crack ‘’Your thoughts resonate through the Void. And we are right next to it. We can hear you. And you can’t hear us because Vitreus absorbs your abilities. ‘’But why...’’ Celestia started. Chrome answered ‘’Luna’s armor protects her, but I have a genetic resistance, it's like a talent.’’ Chrome looked at Celestias face and grinned ’’Yes Celestia, I’m not bluffing about the mind reading.’’ ‘’Chrome, what is this?’’ Luna looked at another window that had popped up. He walked to the laptop and looked at it ‘’Remember what I told you about the nightmare of emptiness?’’ ‘’’Yes.What about it?’’ Luna asked. ‘’Honesty is close to being emptied.’’ Chrome bit his lip. ‘’Do we have to worry about it?’’ Luna asked. ‘’Technically no. But if we don’t want more enemies, we should take the crystals out.’’ ‘’How much time do we have?’’ Luna started creating a plan in her mind. ‘’About twenty days. Then they will start to change.’’ Chrome gave the answer. ‘’Closest Gate?’’ ‘’Operas old one in the Royal Pony Sister castle is still working.’’ Chrome said after looking in a map in the laptop. ‘’What are you talking about? What nightmares?What is happening with Honesty?’’ Celestia interrupted them. Chrome sighed ‘’You’re not going anywhere so I might as well tell you. Do you know where do the Elements come from?’’ Celestia opened her mouth and closed it again. ‘’Exactly. Let me tell you the story of the Elements. There were five families a long time ago. At that time Equestria was a place where only steel and fire mattered. Steel, fire and pain. These five families wanted this to end. And a falling star gave them the opportunity. It ripped open a Gate. But Void wasn’t the one used to create the Elements. Usually Gates are opened by trained mages. This time the star ripped open another Gate. A Gate to emptiness- a place with nothing. The families used their abilities to gain temporary control over it. Emptiness absorbed all the darkness in the world. This spell was similar to the one you used on Luna. After they were done they created six crystals out of pure emptiness. Throughout the years they slowly absorbed pure energy of the Families. The sixth element was placed next to one of the five Gates, where they absorbed magical energy. But none were the wielders too long. The Elements absorbed their power too and when it was done the Pure Darkness that had been sealed away in the emptiness took over them. They were filled with all the darkness of the world. If you hadn’t cast that spell on her she would’ve turned anyways. So long as Luna wasn’t there to wield The Three Elements they turned to stone. That's why you didn’t turn too. And now the Elements are about to turn.’’ Chrome explained Celestia’s jaw had dropped after the first sentences and now she was trying to get it back in place. ‘’To prevent that from happening we should throw the Elements in the Void for some time so they would fill with energy and wouldn’t need to absorb. But this energy would run out anyways and the next wielders would turn to Nightmares.’’ Chrome shook his head. ‘’But...but there have been so many Wielders. How was it possible to defeat so many Nightmares?’’ Celestia tried to think of a way. Chrome grinned ‘’ Cut their throats, shoot them with a cannon, turn them to ashes with magic, the strength of a Nightmare depends on how powerful the wielder was. Suddenly a ringing noise came out of nowhere. Chrome went to the Gate and reached in the Void. When his arm came back he was holding a black rectangular thing. He put it to his ear ‘’Hello? Yes this is Chrome. No, I can’t give you the laptop back right now. Hey I can’t do stuff so fast. Okay, what do you want exchange for the laptop? Are you high or something, that is simply bucked up. Fine, i’ll do it, but don’t cry like a little girl when you see the dark side of the Revolution. Chrome took the phone away from his ear and threw it back into the Void ‘’Luna remember Robert?’’ ‘’He is coming here?’’ Luna sighed ‘Yes.’’ Chrome sighed too. 0-0-0-0 Authors note: I thank my editor Laughing Luna. I also thank Crystallize and Sandman for giving me a new idea.
Others.Chrome stood in front of the crack and spread his hands in the air. Celestia sniffed the air. Ozone. Suddenly sparks started erupting from his horn and hands. Celestia looked how the sparks jumped in the crack and jumped out the next second, pulling black Void energy out of it. Chrome moved his hands and the black energy began gaining forms. After a minute the energy had gained the body structure of Chrome, expect it didn’t have any details, like a mane or colors. Chrome took a deep breath ‘’ Anima mundi.’’ A white cloud that looked similar to Nightmares Moon’s mane flew out of the Void and melted together with the black energy. The effects were shocking. In a matter of seconds the black energy changed its color, gained a dark mane and clothes. He stretched ‘’Ugh, could do that more gentle next time?’’ Chrome gave him an tired look ‘’Be happy I got you here alive. If I would’ve lost concentration for a second your soul would’ve shattered and you would be forced to wander in the void for eternity.’’ The man turned to Celestia ‘’Is that....’’ Chrome answered instantly ‘’Yes.’’ ‘’So you were serious about that revolution stuff?’’ He looked at Chrome. ‘’Oh, yes.’’ Chrome grinned a little. ‘’I chose a bad time to come didn’t I?’’ He sighed. Chrome patted him on the shoulder ‘’Yes you did Robert, yes you did. 0-0-0-0 Steel Edge and Iron Spear were standing at the gates of Canterlot. Because the changelings were gone the gates didn’t need such defense anymore. Steel yawned. Iron rolled his eyes, Ste will be asleep in 5...4...3...2...1 Suddenly he saw a weird figure approaching and shook his friend from sleep. ‘’What is it?’’ Steel said in a tired voice. Iron only pointed at the figure. In a second Steel was awake and ready for a battle. ‘’Stop and identify yourself!’’ Iron shouted at the figure. It stopped and started talking ‘’ Where is Chrome, the descendant of the First Family and the one of the Daemonium Exterminatore?’’ Steel looked at his his friend ‘’What?’’ The figure started walking again ‘’ Get out of the way amateurs I’ll find him myself.’’ ‘’Amateurs? Okay, now you're in deep trouble!’’ Iron took a battle stance. The figure came closer and it was able to see his body structure. He looked like a teenage or a baby dragon . He took a big circular blade off his back ‘’Step out of the way or your blood will soak in this earth.’’ ‘’Try it!’’ Irons spear levitated in front of him. ‘’With pleasure.’’ He answered and charged towards them. The blade flashed in the air and the heads of Iron and Steel flew in different directions. Their bodies collapsed on the ground. The figure came in the torchlight. He was standing on two hooves, he had fingers and mostly he looked like Chrome , expect for the impressive body structure. He was even taller then Celestia. ‘’You will have a lot of explaining to do Chrome.’’ Explorer growled. 0-0-0-0 Northern Light looked how the fire was slowly consuming his village. For some reason The Fire Master was mad. Northern had met Master one time and throughout this one meeting he had understood that Master had a very short temper. Firefox was standing on a cliff and his magic was roaming free in the village. Who had done this to him? Who was responsible for flooding Void energy? Only one memory appeared in his head. Chrome, the only pony that was able to manipulate Ether. A grin appeared on Firefox’s face. Oh, Chrome is in sooo much trouble. 0-0-0-0 Dismar was looking at the two silhouettes that were slowly moving across the savan. One of them was walking on two hooves, the other on four, but through the seconds hooves, it was able to see the sunset. Dismar turned around and headed back to his village. He had no intentions to fight a changeling and whatever that thing was, today. ‘’So, you can change form too?’’ Chrysalis looked at Safari. He sighed ‘’No, this is Chrome’s work.’’ ‘’And who is this Chrome?’’ Safari gave her a look of unbelief ‘’You have never heard of Chrome?’’ Chrysalis rolled her eyes ‘’I am not familiar with Equestrian history.’’ Safari facepalmed ‘’Ugh, maybe you know him by a different name. Enstril ? Scathach? Nothing? Well, maybe you recognize him when you meet him. 0-0-0-0 Opera was slowly walking towards Canterlot. He had to erase his existence from Octavias mind, because some idiot named Chrome was messing with the Void. The Void energy had removed the camouflage spell and changed his body structure. Damn it, why did Chrome had to start messing with energy streams. Bucker. He’ll pay for this. 0-0-0-0 Chrome was standing next to Gate and listening to the whispers that were coming out of it. He turned to Luna ‘’There are reinforcements coming.’’ ‘’How many?’’ Chrome closed his eyes for a second again ‘’Four.’’ Luna looked at him with unbelief ‘’You call that reinforcements? We can’t break Equestria with your plan, so we will have to use brute force and you think that four ponies will help?’’ A wide grin appeared on Chromes face ‘’Oh these four are worth an entire army.’’ Luna knitted her eyebrows ‘’Who are these four?’’ ‘’Safari, Opera, Firefox and Explorer. We five once were very well known. We were called The Five Divines, The Elemental Masters, or The Death of Demons.’’ Luna stepped back from shock ‘’But...But you were alicorns, you lived hundreds of years ago!’’ Chrome turned to her and big wings suddenly expanded from his back ‘’We decided to go hiding, because Equestria wouldn’t be able to handle seven rulers. With each generation we changed our looks and names. I knew about the Solar Empire for a long time, but I required a ally to bring it down. And then you came back from the moon.’’ Suddenly there was a flash of light, followed by a sound of metal hitting against metal. Luna’s eyes recovered from the flash fast and turned to the middle of the room. She saw Chrome holding a sword and a big stallion with the same body form as Chrome in a battle stance and a circular blade. ‘’Hello Explorer.’’ Chrome smiled. ‘’Save it Chrome. Tell me what is happening?’’
Allies and Release.Chrome and Explorer looked at each other for a few seconds, considering their opponents power. Chrome waved his hand and the sword disappeared. He reached out his hand towards Explorer. He looked at Chromes hand for a few seconds and then put his blade back on his back. He smiled and shook Chromes hand ''Long time, no see. But now explain me what the hell is going on?'' Chrome let his hand go ''I required power, so I re-opened this Gate. I used the Void energy to make myself stronger. My pony body wasn't able to contain me anymore, so it changed. So far as I can tell you were changed because all of us have a connection.'' Explorer looked around ''What do you mean by ''all of us''? Are there more who were changed?'' Chrome nodded ''Yes. Firefox, Opera and Safari. Since we killed Hel we all have a connection that binds us together.'' Explorer let out a small laugh ''So they are like this too right now? I can bet on my life that they are coming to this place at this very moment.'' Celestia looked at everypony in the room. They seemed to have forgot about her. And she was feeling that her horn and wings were starting to grow back. If she keeps silen then there might be a chance of escape. If she got out she would be able to make all of her armies to attack them. ''So, how have you been doing?'' Chrome summoned chairs out of nowhere. Explorer sat down ''The usual, shape-shifting and stuff. Chrome leaned closer to him '' So, what's the last form you took?'' A wide grin appeared on Explorers face ''I took a form of a self centred, idiotic mare.'' Light flashed around him and in the place of Explorer was sitting a blue mare with a cape decorated with stars ''Bow before the Great and Powerful Trixie! The illusion disappeared and they both started laughing. ''You're a really good actor you know.'' Chrome managed to say between laughter. Explorer stopped laughing ''And you?'' Chrome took a deep breath and light flashed around him too. Now they were looking at a brown stallion with a hourglass for a cutie mark '' I'm the Doctor.'' This caused them to laugh even harder. ''I've heard about you. Good background story by the way.'' Explorer said. Chrome shook his shoulders ''Saving the universe? Yeah, that took me about five minutes. And making a time machine was pretty easy too. A voice interrupted them ''Knock,knock. I hope we're not interrupting anything.'' Chrome turned to the source of the voice. In front of them was standinga stallion who had the same body structure as Chrome and Explorer. He had a yellow and red mane. Next to him was standing Cadance. Celestia looked at her ''Why?'' Cadence turned to Celestia ''So the Sun Tyrant is sealed away? As for your question auntie...Love is a very weird thing.'' Celestia looked at the stallion and then back at Cadence ''But you love Shining Armor.'' ''Correction. I loved him.'' Cadence said in a cold tone. They were by Chrome ''Hello Firefox. What do you want?'' Firefox rolled his eyes ''You know very well why I am here.'' Chrome sighed and repeated the same thing he had said to Explorer. Firefox raised his eyebrows ''So taking over Equestria? And you already got Explorer on your side.'' Chrome smiled a little ''Just like the old times. So, Firefox will you be one of us?'' He thought for a second ''What can you offer me?'' ''I can give you back the power to travel trough worlds.Deal?'' Chrome reached out his hand. Firefox shook it ''Deal.'' Chrome started grinning ‘’But first tell us what were during the last years.’’ Firefox gave him an tired look ‘’Do I have to?’’ ‘’Now when you asked...Yes.’’ He sighed and light flashed. There was standing a mare with a yellow coat and mane. She had a flaming lighting bolt for a cutie mark. The illusion disappeared. Chrome looked him ‘’Seriously? Noticeable? Have you forgot what we agreed to? Stay in background. ‘’I tried. How could I known that they will decide to give me more role.’’ Chrome sighed ‘’Whatever. We have more important things to do right now.’’ ‘’What?’’ ‘’Let’s wait for Opera and Safari.’’ Chrome said ‘’And then lets bring back Vernia and the other season alicorns.’’ ‘’Aren’t they sort of...dead?’’ Explorer asked. Chrome grinned ‘’That’s why I’m saying BRING BACK!’’ ‘’Reanimation?’’ Chrome shook his head ‘’ No, I will recreate them using the Void energy. Firefox sighed ‘’You haven’t changed, have you?’’ 0-0-0-0-0 Discords statue was standing in the deepest chamber of the Canterlot dungeons, sealed away so nopony could release him. A shadow was slowly moving trough out the tunnels towards Discord. ‘’Where are you daddy?’’ The shadow said in a sing song voice. A deep growl came out of one of the chambers. ‘’I’m coooming.’’ It continued in the same creepy voice. He walked in the chamber and black aura wrapped around Discords statue. The stone started disappearing. Discord took a deep breath ‘’Thanks 4Chan.’’ ‘’Don’t mention it dad.’’ He grinned. ‘’Let’s go cause some chaos?’’ Discord asked. ‘’What else could a father and son do?’’ 4Chan asked. 0-0-0-0 Authors note: BAM! 4Chan is Discords son. Thanks for the idea. This story will change obeying your ideas(maybe).
It begins.The bullet pierced Discords shoulder and he howled in pain.His eyes turned completely black and he flew towards Chrome. Chrome tried to jump out of the way but Discord was accelerated by anger and pain, and Chrome was lifted in the air. Luna lit up her horn and was ready to shoot Discord out of the sky but was stopped by Firefox putting a hand in front of her. ‘’No.’’ He shook his head. A scream came out of the air ‘’GET TO THE CASTLE. CALL FPRS. THEN REALIZE THE OTHER PLAN LUNA. RUN IDIOTS,RUN!’’ Firefox nodded and snapped his fingers before Luna could say anything and they disappeared. Chrome turned to Discord ‘’Lets finish this!’’ He let out a roar and hit Discords chest with all force he had. Discord howled again and let Chrome go. Chrome landed on the ground and took of his coat and suit. He moved the hair away from his face and crossed his arms on his chest. ‘’Requesting removal of Seals Level three and two.’’He said in a serious tone. A weird sign appeared on his chest and started shining. ‘’Awww, fuck the hell yes! Red Griffin’s for pussies!’’ He shouted and his wings turned to black tendrils. Discord gasped ‘’Run Chan.’’ ‘’I don’t run from anything. Anything runs from me.’’ 4Chan laughed. ‘’Daddy’s right. You should run.’’ Chrome said and one of the tendrils wrapped around Discord. Discord started snapping his fingers but his magic seemed to have disappeared. Chan looked at Chrome and back to Discord ‘’Bye.’’ Chrome looked at Discord and his eyes became blood red ‘’Remember my brother?’’ Discord nodded. ‘’Good. You will die remembering him.’’ Chromes whole body was consumed by the tendrils. 0-0-0-0 Luna looked at Firefox with a angry glare ‘’Why did you do this?’’ ‘’Chrome ordered me to.’’ ‘’And what is FPRS?’’ ‘’A team of elite fighters. Mercenaries. For the right amount of money they’ll do anything.’’ ‘’And what does FPRS mean?’’ Luna asked. ‘’First Post Recon Squad.’’ ‘’Get them. I’ll deal with those who Chrome called.’’ ‘’Of course General.’’ Firefox grinned. Luna walked to the old throne room and looked at those in there. A crew of ponies, mostly unicorns, in green capes and their faces covered with masks. Their leader seemed to be a green alicorn with headphones on his ears . Or one ear, they were created for battlefield. His cutie mark was a sign that looked a little like the letter U. The other one,Amp as Chrome called him, was a alicorn too. He had two colors in his mane-black and orange. He had headphones too but they looked more for music then for fighting. ‘’Who are you?’’ Torrent asked in a cold tone. Luna straightened her back ‘’I am Luna, the leader of the revolution against The Sun Empire. You have been called here by my ally Chrome. He said that you will join our cause.’’ ‘’And where is he?’’ Amp’s voice was very beautiful, almost hypnotizing. ‘’Fighting Discord and his son.’’ Torrent started laughing ‘’Channy’s back? Oh, he and his daddy are so fucked.’’ ‘’Let’s make a bet.’’ Amp walked to Torrent ‘’I say he will bring Discords head here.’’ ‘’I say he will bring both.’’ ‘’Okay.’’ They shook hooves. ‘’I presume you are joining the revolution?’’ Luna said. They both shook their shoulders ‘’Yeah.’’ ‘’You wanted us here?’’ A voice interrupted them. Everypony looked at the speaker. It was a stallion with a long beard and a stone tablet on his back. ‘’That was fast.’’ Luna looked at them. ‘’A talent.’’ The stallion answered. ‘’I want you to help us bring down Celestia.’’ Luna explained. The bearded stallion gave her a small piece of paper ‘’ This is how much we cost.’’ Luna looked at it ‘’Firefox.’’ ‘’Yeah?’’ ‘’Go down to the dungeons. 5th door to the left. There should be a big bag there. Bring it here.’’ ‘’You mean this one?’’ Firefox asked, while holding a bag in his right hand. ‘’How did you...?’’ Luna was speechless. Firefox shook his shoulders. Luna levitated the bag over to FPRS ‘’Here’s your money. Now let us discuss the strategy.’’ The stallion looked inside and grinned ‘’We are under your command.’’ Lunas magic carved Equestrias map in the wall ‘’You need to attack the biggest capitols. Bring down statues and other history monuments. Strike fear into their hearts.’’ ‘’Fear is a stronger weapon than a sword.’’ Somepony said. It was Chrome, standing in front of all of them, covered in blood. 0-0-0-0 Celestia necromancer team had formed a semi circle around the five graves and were channeling Celestias magic inside them. Finally a hoof pooped out of the ground. After a few minutes in front of them was standing five alicorns. They bowed down to Celestia ‘’Mistress. We shall serve your will until the blades of God Slayers send us back to the Darkness.’’ ‘’Go Masters of Seasons. Bring The Five on their knees. Make them scream in pain.’’ They grinned, revealing a mouth full of deadly fangs ‘’Our queens orders shall be fulfilled.’’ 0-0-0-0-0 Fluttershy was climbing up a mountain. She had a sword made out of black stone on her back. She finally reached the top and took a deep breath. ‘’ORM EMBAR!’’ She shouted. A gigantic dragon crawled out of the cave ''You came. Foalish.'' She took the sword off her back ''Just like your life.'' 0-0-0-0-0 A/N Yay. Vampire alicorns. Thank you Sandman for FPRS.
Sparkly.‘’Chrome are you alright?’’ Luna hurried to him. Chrome slowly raised his head, revealing a wide grin ‘’Fuck yeah.’’ Luna jumped back as he raise his right hand, revealing what he was holding. It was a head, with blood dripping from it. Discords head. ‘’Give me my money.’’ Amps voice interrupted the silence. ‘’Fine, fine.’’ Torrent sighed. ‘’Discord is...dead?’’ Luna quietly asked. She couldn’t believe it. She and her sister had tried so hard to do it...They even had used alchemy, but best they were able to achieve was turning him to stone with the Elements. And now...here was his decapitated head. ‘’I think so. My spine was broken a few times, but I guess it regenerated. So, what have you done while I was gone?’’ Firefox coughed. ‘’Yes?’’ Chrome turned to him. Firefox walked to the map ‘’We break down their spirits. Then, when they are unable to fight we strike.’’ Luna was a little confused. He didn’t explain to Chrome how they are about to break their spirits. Chrome turned to FPRS ‘’Manehattan, Stalliongrad, Trottingham, then attack at will.’’ They nodded and marched for the exit. Luna simply looked at the unbelievable mobility Chrome and the rest were showing. They didn’t even need words to communicate with one another. Although they were giving orders to Torrent and Amp, the orders remained short and precise. Luna had never expected something like this from them. They looked so.... careless and relaxed all the time. But not now. Now they were completely concentrated on their work. They were standing around the map and discussing something Suddenly a voice echoed trough the hall ‘’Divine hunters, we are here to send you back to the Void.’’ Chrome and the rest slowly turned around. Across the hall were standing four alicorns, one red, one green, one light orange, and one blue and white. ‘’The Seasons....’’ Luna whispered. ‘’Chrome, was this what you were thinking to bring back?’’ Opera slowly asked and pointed at the alicorns. ‘’No. I will repeat again, RECREATE, not REANIMATE. These are standing here because of necromancy, not Void energy. Celestia must have used a mixture of transmutation and arcane necromancy.’’ Chrome examined the vampire alicorns. ‘’Vernia, Agni, Autumnia and Glacia.’’ Opera grinned. ‘’Opera?’’ Chrome turned to his comrade. ‘’Yeah?’’ ‘’Do the same thing you did the last time.’’ Operas grin became even wider ‘’With pleasure.’’ Everypony and everyone in the room looked how Opera suddenly raised his hands and small wires flashed in the air. Then, without warning, the ceiling above the alicorns collapsed. Luna looked in amazement how the wires turned the marble to dust in mid-air. For a second she was confused. Why would he do that? The rubble should have crushed the alicorns. But the next moment she understood Operas tactic. Sun. He broke down the ceiling to expose the vampires to Sun. Chrome looked at the vampires in shock. They hadn’t turned to dust at all. Instead they were... ‘’Sparkles?!’’ Opera shouted ‘’You bust in here, make me break down the fucking roof and now you still have enough courage to SPARKLE?’’ ‘’Here we go.’’ Safari whispered to the rest of the browsers. ‘’You are an abomination to my children. I created vampires. You make me feel ashamed of my work! I will not stand you walking around and making the rest of vampires look like sparkling fairy pussies!’’ He pulled out the two Jackals and started firing at the alicorns. ‘’Need help?’’ Firefox poked Opera. Opera slowly turned his head to the rest of his comrades, a maniacal smile on his face ‘’Yes please.’’ They pulled out the guns too and started firing. ‘’Sooooo, do we have a plan?’’ Safari shouted. ‘’Other than putting so many bullets in them, that they start coming out of their asses?’’ Opera shouted back. ‘’I never believed you had so fucked up fetishes.’’ Explorer said under his breath. ‘’No, we don’t have a plan, so let’s just continue doing what we’re doing!’’ Opera let out a laugh. ‘’You son of a bitch!’’ Autumnia howled and rushed towards Explorer. Luna looked how Explorer lazily dodged her. Autumnia suddenly stopped and looked down to her chest. Suddenly she collapsed on the ground, her body sliced in multiple pieces. Only now Luna noticed, that in one of Explorers hands was his sword instead of a Jackal. ‘’When did he...?’’ Luna whispered ‘’Firefox!’’ Explorer shouted. ‘’Yeah, yeah.’’ He sighed and snapped his fingers. A thin bolt of lighting erupted from his hand and flew straight towards Autumnias remain. Just as soon as it touched them, the lightning exploded into a ball of fire. ‘’Hold your fire.’’ Chrome ordered. His order was completely ignored. He sighed ‘’I hoped, I wouldn’t have to come to his.’’ ‘’Come to what.’’ Robert joined the conversation ‘’Shut up. Adults are talking.’’ ‘’What adults? You are talking to yourself!’’ Chrome glared at him ‘’I said shut up and let me do my job.’’ Robert raised his hands in defense ‘’Okay, okay.’’ Chrome turned back to his friends ‘’Okay assholes, stop shooting, or I will rape your sou....Oh, you stopped already. Firefox...’’ ‘’Yeah, yeah, set the ashes on fire.’’ ‘’What now?’’ Safari asked. ‘’Now we wait.’’ Chrome answered. ‘’For what?’’ ‘’For that.’’ Chrome pointed at another alicorn that was flying trough the hole in the ceiling. Opera raised his hands ‘’You know what? Fuck it. I’m fucking tired of this shit. Deal with it yourselves.’’ Chrome sighed ‘’Okay, let’s do this guys. Opera, I will deal with you later.’’ ‘’I’m not helping you.’’ Firefox turned around. ‘’Why am I always surrounded by assholes? Let me guess Safari you too?’’ Chrome turned to Safari. ‘’Excatly.’’ ‘’I don’t care.’’ ‘’Thought so.’’ ‘’Chrome!’’ The alicorn shouted. ‘’SHUT UP! I am fucking tired of Celestias bullshit. So now I’m gonna take my sword, take my gun and kill you. Then I’m gonna rape you skull, and then YOUR SOUL!’’ 0-0-0 Yes I'm back. Now tell me what voices do you give the browsers?
Loading....Celestia was rushing down the caves underneath Canterlot. Her team had finally decoded the letters she had been receiving. It had been one of the old dragon code. Difficult, but not impossible to decode. She had imagined many terrible things , but this surpassed anything. A pony had gained access to the most terrible power of all. The same power that drove Discord to madness. The same power that gave changelings the ability to take the looks of others. A power so mighty that even though it existed in an another dimension it had great influence on Equestria. It had the power to create planets and stars, it could destroy empires and give ponies infinite power. The internet. It had been created by humans: the eternal god race. So far as Celestia knew the internet contained knowledge from thousands of universes. The pony that was sending the letters claimed that he had possessed one of the most dangerous human inventions: a laptop. The invention that broke one of the primeval laws. It could create new life. Celestia was going deeper and deeper in the caves. The usual crystals started to disappear, instead of them she saw Vitreus. These crystals were the result of diamonds melting together with the essence of the Universal Void: Ether. They were indestructible. Suddenly she noticed something. Some of the crystals had cracks running through them. Shivers ran through her spine. Mages had tried for milenia, but weren’t able to make even a scratch appear on these crystals. This pony was able to crack them. The deeper she went, the greater damage seemed to be done to the crystals. Some of them were turned to dust. ‘’More power!!’’ A mysterious voice echoed trough the caves. Celestia jumped to the direction of the sound. It was another tunnel. If not for that voice ,she would’ve never found it. The crystals around it were reflecting the opposite wall, so it looked like a solid rock. She slowly stepped in the tunnel and started walking. More and more sounds started to come from the end of the tunnel. Suddenly the tunnel made a turn. Celestia peeped around the corner and almost passed out. One of the walls didn’t exist anymore. Instead there was a big crack. Through it was shining a weird glow. And then she saw it. The pony. Or at least something similar to a pony. He was standing on his back hooves and seemed to be even taller than Celestia. His fore hooves were now blessed with the Great Human Gift: fingers. Although his muzzle had disappeared he still had fur and a tail. Celestia jumped out of her cover ’’Stop this!’’ ‘’Hello, Celestia’’ The unicorn turned to her. ‘’Who are you? And why are you doing this?’’ She asked. He seemed surprised ’’You don’t remember me?’’ ‘’Should I?’’ Celestia felt a little annoyed. He grinned’’ Really Celestia? I am Chrome Master.’’ Celestia took a step back. No. Not him. Anypony, but NOT HIM! Chrome was well known for his research in the human field. And also for that, he was able to look in other dimensions with the help of his family's greatest treasure: The Mirror of Dimensions; also known as the Third Eye. ‘’And to answer your second question...I am here to show Equestria the truth!’’ In his eyes was a weird shine. ‘’What do you mean?’’ Celestia became suspicious. He waved his hoof. Suddenly some of the crystals became liquid and wrapped around Celestia, preventing her from moving. ‘’Release me!’’ Celestia said in a threatening tone. He let out a laugh ’’’And how do you think to make me do that?’’ ‘’Say hello to Solar Magic!’’ Celestia growled. Her horn started to shine. It shot out a few sparks and the shine disappeared. ‘’And now I will show you what I intend to do.’’ Chrome walked to the laptop. ‘’What have you done to my magic Chrome?!’’ Celestia shouted. Chrome giggled ’’I have done nothing. Have you really forgot how Vitreus works Celestia?’’ Just as soon as he mentioned it the memory returned to Celestia. Vitreus had the ability to absorb magic. It was used to build unicorn-safe castles in the past. He pressed a few buttons and a hologram appeared in front of Celestia. For a few minutes Celestia was forced to watch very, very inappropriate images of herself because a spell was keeping her eyes open. When it stopped she took a deep breath ’’What was that?’’ Chrome turned away from his laptop ’’That is the first wave of attack. For humans we are nothing more but fictional characters. You know what fanart is Celestia? She remembered Daring Doo and nodded. ‘’Good. Humans are making fanart too. What you saw is one of the types of fanart.’’ He explained. ‘’What do you mean by first wave?’’ Celestia tried to get more and more information from him. Chrome smiled ’’Holograms just like the ones you saw will appear all over Equestria. So you don’t have to ask, it will happen after few minutes. Celestia gasped ’’How will you do that?’’ Chrome pointed at the crack in the dimensions ’’I use the power from the Void.’’ ‘’How?’’ Celestia was confused. ‘’Years of research Celly, years of research.’’ He said. Chrome turned back to his laptop ’’DeviantArt,FIMfiction,Equestria Daily....Rule34. Finally.’’ Celestia looked how images and numbers started to run across the crystal walls. She saw so many familiar ponies there. The Elements of Harmony, Luna and so many other ponies. Celestia managed to peep over his shoulder and see what he was doing there. But that didn’t help her very much. Chrome was working just too fast. ‘’Cupcakes for the next wave...Aaargh ,stupid google ads.’’ He was muttering. A wide grin appeared on his face when a window appeared in the laptop. Celestia read what it said:’’Are you sure that you want to flood Rule34 in Equestria?’’ ‘’This is a historical moment Celestia.’’ Chrome smiled and pressed a button. The ‘’Enter’’ buttton.
Get ready for a crazy ride.Celestia looked around the room. Her wings and horn had regrown and she still had a few minutes until Vitreus drains her magic. She gathered all of her magic for a teleportation spell, while trying to hide the shine. Finally she felt the little itch in the back that meant that she had built up enough magic. ‘’Hey Chrome!’’ Celestia said. Chrome turned away from Explorer and Firefox ‘’Yes Celestia?’’ ‘’Buck you!’’ She grinned and disappeared in a bright flash of golden light. The last drop of blood flowed away from Chromes face. ‘’No.’’He whispered. ‘’Awww, come on, lighten up Chrome. We have god like powers. We have defeated armies of demons and angels. It’s not like a small dictator and her stupid soldiers can do anything to us.’’ Firefox was playing with a ball of pure lighting. ‘’Can’t you see it?’’ Chromes voice was shivering ‘’Everything has changed.’’ Firefox made the ball disappear in a cloud of smoke ‘’What are you talking about?’’ Chrome took a deep breath ‘’I wasn’t cruel and violent enough. We are in the story. The Elements won’t turn. They will attack us!’’ The faces Firefox and Explorer turned to same color as Chromes. ‘’No.Not again...’’ Explorer whispered. ‘’What will we do?’’ The volume of Firefox’s voice jumped. The eyes of Chrome turned blood red ‘’Let’s cause some devastation. And pain. Like in the beginning.’’ ‘’Like in the beginning? Where will we get the weapons?’’ Firefox asked ‘’All our old ones have turned to dust. Only Explorer managed to keep his.’’ Chrome took a deep breath ‘’I thought they might come in handy so I ordered my spies to get the armor Jumper forged.’’ ‘’That madman?’’ Explorer spoke up. ‘’Who’s this Jumper?’’ Luna gave Chrome a questioning look. He sighed ‘’Jumper was a man who was able to travel throughout dimensions and worlds. He was constantly under the influence of the Void, which warped his mind and changed him. He wasn’t a human or a pony in a way we understand it. He was able to see everything as it was. He could see the way worlds were built. His eyes could look into the future. He made weapons for us and said that we will need them. Lots of weapons. Human and other world technology combined. Clothes that can’t be pierced by swords, destroyed by fire or touched by magic. But the clothes weren’t made for ponies, just like the weapons. But now..... We can use them. He turned to the entrance of the cave ‘’Come in S.’’ A small pony, dressed in a black cape that hid its body and a smiling mask with a moustache and a small beard. ‘’I got the things you asked for Master.’’ It said. The voice belonged to a filly. Chrome looked at it ‘’Where are they?’’ She whistled and two other ponies dressed the same as her walked in, pulling a large bag behind them. ‘’Here it is Master.’’ One of them said. It had the voice of a filly too. A creepy grin appeared on Chromes face ‘’Let’s welcome our brothers Opera and Safari. Come out. I can sense you.’’ Suddenly a figure appeared in the crystals. Everyone looked how it slowly stepped out of them. ‘’Opera, the Master of Illusions. The only thing that gives you away is the blood red eyes.’’ Chrome bowed a little. Opera looked at him from above ‘’Yes, the curse that bitch gave me as a parting gift still hasn’t worn off.’’ ‘’And nopony is going to ask me how I am?’’ A voice interrupted them. Everyone turned to the voice and saw Safari standing in front of them. ‘’Good to see you both.’’ Chrome said ‘’Now, onto business. I need you to join me.’’ ‘’And why should we do that?’’ Opera asked. ‘’We are five, you are two. We can give you the weapons of the Jumper. We can give you anything.’’ Chrome answered. ‘’Can you remove the curse?’’ Opera interrupted him. Chrome bit his lip ‘’No. Only Endora can.’’ ‘’Can you make Endora remove it?’’ ‘’Maybe. I don’t know what my sister will say.’’ Chrome shook his shoulders. ‘’A hope is good enough for me. I’m in.’’ Opera stated. Chrome pointed at the bag ‘’Get your weapons.’’ ‘’And me?’’ Safari asked. ‘’Are you with us?’’ Chrome asked. ‘’Fuck yea!’’ Safari gave him a high five. ‘’Get the weapons.’’ Chrome smiled. 0-0-0-0 Celestia ran to the archmage ‘’Ready everything for a reanimation spell.’’ ‘’Princess? Where have you been?’’ He was in shock. ‘’It doesn’t matter.’’ She growled ‘’Get everything ready and go to the Temple of Four.’’ ‘’But Princess. Discord!’’ He said. ‘’We’ll deal with him later.’’ For a second her mane flash in red. ‘’As you wish.’’ The mage whispered and hurried away. Celestia looked up in the sky. It wasn’t pink. The color was indescribable. It seemed to be made out of every single color in the world. Looking at it made Celestias eyes hurt a little. ‘’Oh ,Discord.’’ She sighed ‘’I will not want to be you when the Five Divine Hunters find you.’’ 0-0-0-0 All five had put on the clothes that, as Chrome said, protected from practically anything they all looked pretty much the same. They were all wearing red coats with a cape, charcoal suits, leather riding boots and red cravates. They were also wearing white gloves that had symbols on them. Luna knew these symbols, they were created to amplify magic. A shiver ran through her spine. They were powerful enough without them. She examined their weapons. Each of them had something Chrome called Jackals. Each had two. Inside Operas gloves there were microfilament wires. At least that what he said. Firefox had one ring on the middle finger of each hand. Luna had seen those, only on a horn, not hand. Those were Inferno rings. It was said that those come out of hell. Explorer got Stormblade, the weapon that was so sharp that if you ran your fingers across it blood flowed instantly. It was much larger than any sword Luna had seen and she had seen many. She had heard of it from legends, but hadn’t thought it is real. Safari had a bow made out of Hell Essence. It was able to pierce reality itself. Chrome was wearing the blade that had been called the deadliest throughout thousands of years. Esheter, The Slayer of Gods, The Seal of Hell, The Armageddon. Luna grinned. Celestia was doomed. Chrome took out a cellphone out of one his pockets. He pressed a few numbers and put it to his ear ‘’Torrent? I need you. ‘’How much will you pay?’’ A voice came out of the cell phone. ‘’You work for free.’’ Chrome sighed. ‘’Where will we meet up?’’ ‘’Royal Pony Sister Castle, wait me there.’’ He hung up and pressed another number ‘’Amp? Go to Royal Pony Sister Castle and wait me there. Torrent will be there waiting.’’ ‘’Only because you're an old friend.’’ ‘’Whatevers.’’ Chrome hung up and turned to the rest of the people in the room. ‘’We are going to go to Royal Pony Sister Castle, but before we’ll kill Discord.’’ Everyone nodded. Chrome snapped his fingers and suddenly they were outside of Canterlot, looking at two Draconequus flying in the sky. Chrome pulled out his Jackals and grinned‘’I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind.Some come from ahead.Some come from behind. But I’ve bought a big gun I’m all ready you see. Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me.’’ Luna was surprised ‘’He knows how to rhyme?’’ Firefox shook his head ‘’No he does that only when he's about to kill somepony important.’’ ‘’Hey Discord!’’ Chrome shouted and aimed his gun ‘’Boom.’’ 0-0-0-0 Authors note. I watched Hellsing Abridged while writing this.All hail Anonymous. Have my favorite Hellsing Abridged line. ''Get that bitch a canon. Bitches love canons.'' Awww fuck it have another. ''I'm gonna go skullfuck that Hellsing bitch. And the old guys. Aw, fuck it. Skullfucking for everybody.'' I don't give a shit, I don't give a fuck, I don't give a shit, I don't give a fuck! Know if I give a shit, I might just give a fuck, But I don't give a shit, so I don't give a fuck!
