Republic of the Lunar Chrome.

Celestia looked around the room. Her wings and horn had regrown and she still had a few minutes until Vitreus drains her magic. She gathered all of her magic for a teleportation spell, while trying to hide the shine. Finally she felt the little itch in the back that meant that she had built up enough magic.

‘’Hey Chrome!’’ Celestia said.

Chrome turned away from Explorer and Firefox ‘’Yes Celestia?’’

‘’Buck you!’’ She grinned and disappeared in a bright flash of golden light.

The last drop of blood flowed away from Chromes face.

‘’No.’’He whispered.

‘’Awww, come on, lighten up Chrome. We have god like powers. We have defeated armies of demons and angels. It’s not like a small dictator and her stupid soldiers can do anything to us.’’ Firefox was playing with a ball of pure lighting.

‘’Can’t you see it?’’ Chromes voice was shivering ‘’Everything has changed.’’

Firefox made the ball disappear in a cloud of smoke ‘’What are you talking about?’’

Chrome took a deep breath ‘’I wasn’t cruel and violent enough. We are in the story. The Elements won’t turn. They will attack us!’’

The faces Firefox and Explorer turned to same color as Chromes.

‘’No.Not again...’’ Explorer whispered.

‘’What will we do?’’ The volume of Firefox’s voice jumped.

The eyes of Chrome turned blood red ‘’Let’s cause some devastation. And pain. Like in the beginning.’’

‘’Like in the beginning? Where will we get the weapons?’’ Firefox asked ‘’All our old ones have turned to dust. Only Explorer managed to keep his.’’

Chrome took a deep breath ‘’I thought they might come in handy so I ordered my spies to get the armor Jumper forged.’’

‘’That madman?’’ Explorer spoke up.

‘’Who’s this Jumper?’’ Luna gave Chrome a questioning look.

He sighed ‘’Jumper was a man who was able to travel throughout dimensions and worlds. He was constantly under the influence of the Void, which warped his mind and changed him. He wasn’t a human or a pony in a way we understand it. He was able to see everything as it was. He could see the way worlds were built. His eyes could look into the future. He made weapons for us and said that we will need them. Lots of weapons. Human and other world technology combined. Clothes that can’t be pierced by swords, destroyed by fire or touched by magic. But the clothes weren’t made for ponies, just like the weapons. But now.....  We can use them.

He turned to the entrance of the cave ‘’Come in S.’’

A small pony, dressed in a black cape that hid its body and a smiling mask with a moustache and a small beard.

‘’I got the things you asked for Master.’’ It said. The voice belonged to a filly.

Chrome looked at it ‘’Where are they?’’

She whistled and two other ponies dressed the same as her walked in, pulling a large bag behind them.

‘’Here it is Master.’’ One of them said. It had the voice of a filly too.

A creepy grin appeared on Chromes face ‘’Let’s welcome our brothers Opera and Safari. Come out. I can sense you.’’

Suddenly a figure appeared in the crystals. Everyone looked how it slowly stepped out of them.

‘’Opera, the Master of Illusions. The only thing that gives you away is the blood red eyes.’’ Chrome bowed a little.

Opera looked at him from above ‘’Yes, the curse that bitch gave me as a parting gift still hasn’t worn off.’’

‘’And nopony is going to ask me how I am?’’ A voice interrupted them.

Everyone turned to the voice and saw Safari standing in front of them.

‘’Good to see you both.’’ Chrome said ‘’Now, onto business. I need you to join me.’’

‘’And why should we do that?’’ Opera asked.

‘’We are five, you are two. We can give you the weapons of the Jumper. We can give you anything.’’ Chrome answered.

‘’Can you remove the curse?’’ Opera interrupted him.

Chrome bit his lip ‘’No. Only Endora can.’’

‘’Can you make Endora remove it?’’

‘’Maybe. I don’t know what my sister will say.’’ Chrome shook his shoulders.

‘’A hope is good enough for me. I’m in.’’  Opera stated.

Chrome pointed at the bag ‘’Get your weapons.’’

‘’And me?’’ Safari asked.

‘’Are you with us?’’ Chrome asked.

‘’Fuck yea!’’ Safari gave him a high five.

‘’Get the weapons.’’ Chrome smiled.

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Celestia ran to the archmage ‘’Ready everything for a reanimation spell.’’

‘’Princess? Where have you been?’’ He was in shock.

‘’It doesn’t matter.’’ She growled ‘’Get everything ready and go to the Temple of Four.’’

‘’But Princess. Discord!’’ He said.

‘’We’ll deal with him later.’’ For a second her mane flash in red.

‘’As you wish.’’ The mage whispered and hurried away.

Celestia looked up in the sky. It wasn’t pink. The color was indescribable. It seemed to be made out of every single color in the world. Looking at it made Celestias eyes hurt a little.

‘’Oh ,Discord.’’ She sighed ‘’I will not want to be you when the Five Divine Hunters find you.’’

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All five had put on the clothes that, as Chrome said, protected from practically anything they all looked pretty much the same. They were all wearing red coats with a cape, charcoal suits, leather riding boots and red cravates. They were also wearing white gloves that had symbols on them. Luna knew these symbols, they were created to amplify magic. A shiver ran through her spine.

They were powerful enough without them.

She examined their weapons. Each of them had something Chrome called Jackals. Each had two. Inside Operas gloves there were microfilament wires. At least that what he said.

Firefox had one ring on the middle finger of each hand. Luna had seen those, only on a horn, not hand. Those were Inferno rings. It was said that those come out of hell.

Explorer got Stormblade, the weapon that was so sharp that if you ran your fingers across it blood flowed instantly. It was much larger than any sword Luna had seen and she had seen many. She had heard of it from legends, but hadn’t thought it is real.

Safari had a bow made out of Hell Essence. It was able to pierce reality itself.

Chrome was wearing the blade that had been called the deadliest throughout thousands of years. Esheter, The Slayer of Gods, The Seal of Hell, The Armageddon.

Luna grinned. Celestia was doomed.

Chrome took  out a cellphone out of one his pockets.

He pressed a few numbers and put it to his ear ‘’Torrent? I need you.

‘’How much will you pay?’’ A voice came out of the cell phone.

‘’You work for free.’’ Chrome sighed.

‘’Where will we meet up?’’

‘’Royal Pony Sister Castle, wait me there.’’

He hung up and pressed another number ‘’Amp? Go to Royal Pony Sister Castle and wait me there. Torrent  will be there waiting.’’

‘’Only because you're an old friend.’’

‘’Whatevers.’’

Chrome hung up and turned to the rest of the people in the room.

‘’We are going to go to Royal Pony Sister Castle, but before we’ll kill Discord.’’

Everyone nodded.

Chrome snapped his fingers and suddenly they were outside of Canterlot, looking at  two Draconequus flying in  the sky.

Chrome pulled out his Jackals and grinned‘’I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind.Some come from ahead.Some come from behind. But I’ve bought a big gun I’m all ready you see. Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me.’’

Luna was surprised ‘’He knows how to rhyme?’’

Firefox shook his head ‘’No he does that only when he's about to kill somepony important.’’

‘’Hey Discord!’’ Chrome shouted and aimed his gun ‘’Boom.’’

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Authors note.

I watched Hellsing Abridged while writing this.All hail Anonymous.

Have my favorite Hellsing Abridged line.

''Get that bitch a canon. Bitches love canons.''

Awww fuck it have another.

''I'm gonna go skullfuck that Hellsing bitch. And the old guys. Aw, fuck it. Skullfucking for everybody.''

I don't give a shit, I don't give a fuck,

I don't give a shit, I don't give a fuck!

Know if I give a shit, I might just give a fuck,

But I don't give a shit, so I don't give a fuck!