Republic of the Lunar Chrome.

by Thor

Sparkly.

Previous Chapter

‘’Chrome are you alright?’’ Luna hurried to him.

Chrome slowly raised his head, revealing a wide grin ‘’Fuck yeah.’’

Luna jumped back as he raise his right hand, revealing what he was holding. It was a head, with blood dripping from it. Discords head.

‘’Give me my money.’’ Amps voice interrupted the silence.

‘’Fine, fine.’’ Torrent sighed.

‘’Discord is...dead?’’ Luna quietly asked.  She couldn’t believe it. She and her sister had tried so hard to do it...They even had used alchemy, but best they were able to achieve was turning him to stone with the Elements. And now...here was his decapitated head.

‘’I think so. My spine was broken a few times, but I guess it regenerated. So, what have you done while I was gone?’’

Firefox coughed.

‘’Yes?’’ Chrome turned to him.

Firefox walked to the map ‘’We break down their spirits. Then, when they are unable to fight we strike.’’

Luna was a little confused. He didn’t explain to Chrome how they are about to break their spirits.

Chrome turned to FPRS ‘’Manehattan, Stalliongrad, Trottingham, then attack at will.’’

They nodded and marched for the exit.

Luna simply looked at the unbelievable mobility Chrome and the rest were showing. They didn’t even need words to communicate with one another. Although they were giving orders to Torrent and Amp, the orders remained short and precise. Luna had never expected something like this from them. They looked so.... careless and relaxed all the time.

But not now. Now they were completely concentrated on their work. They were standing around the map and discussing something

Suddenly a voice echoed trough the hall ‘’Divine hunters, we are here to  send you back to the Void.’’

Chrome and the rest slowly turned around. Across the hall were standing four alicorns, one red, one green, one light orange, and one blue and white.

‘’The Seasons....’’ Luna whispered.

‘’Chrome, was this what you were thinking to bring back?’’ Opera slowly asked and pointed at the alicorns.

‘’No. I will repeat again, RECREATE, not REANIMATE. These are standing here because of  necromancy, not Void energy. Celestia must have used a mixture of transmutation and arcane necromancy.’’ Chrome examined the vampire alicorns.

‘’Vernia, Agni, Autumnia and Glacia.’’ Opera grinned.

‘’Opera?’’ Chrome turned to his comrade.

‘’Yeah?’’

‘’Do the same thing you did the last time.’’

Operas grin became even wider ‘’With pleasure.’’

Everypony and everyone in the room looked how Opera suddenly raised his hands and small wires flashed in the air. Then, without warning, the ceiling above the alicorns collapsed. Luna looked in amazement how the wires turned the marble to dust in mid-air. For a second she was confused. Why would he do that? The rubble should have crushed the alicorns. But the next moment she understood Operas tactic.

Sun. He broke down the ceiling to expose the vampires to Sun.

Chrome looked at the vampires in shock. They hadn’t turned to dust at all. Instead they were...

‘’Sparkles?!’’ Opera shouted ‘’You bust in here, make me break down the fucking roof and now you still have enough courage to SPARKLE?’’

‘’Here we go.’’ Safari whispered to the rest of the browsers.

‘’You are an abomination to my children. I created vampires. You make me feel ashamed of my work!  I will not stand you walking around and  making the rest of vampires look like sparkling fairy pussies!’’

He pulled out the two Jackals and started firing  at the alicorns.

‘’Need help?’’ Firefox poked Opera.

Opera slowly turned his head to the rest of his comrades, a maniacal smile on his face ‘’Yes please.’’

They pulled out the guns too and started firing.

‘’Sooooo, do we have a plan?’’ Safari shouted.

‘’Other than putting so many bullets in them, that they start coming out of their asses?’’ Opera shouted back.

‘’I never believed you had so fucked up fetishes.’’ Explorer said under his breath.

‘’No, we don’t  have a plan, so let’s just continue doing what we’re doing!’’ Opera let out a laugh.

‘’You son of a bitch!’’ Autumnia howled and rushed towards Explorer. Luna looked how Explorer lazily dodged her. Autumnia suddenly stopped and looked down to her chest. Suddenly she collapsed on the ground, her body sliced in multiple pieces.  Only now Luna noticed, that in one of Explorers hands  was his sword instead of a Jackal.

‘’When did he...?’’ Luna whispered

‘’Firefox!’’ Explorer shouted.

‘’Yeah, yeah.’’ He sighed and snapped his fingers. A thin bolt of lighting erupted from his hand and flew straight towards Autumnias remain. Just as soon as it touched them, the lightning  exploded into a ball of fire.

‘’Hold your fire.’’ Chrome ordered.

His order was completely ignored.

He sighed ‘’I hoped, I wouldn’t have to come to his.’’

‘’Come to what.’’ Robert joined the conversation

‘’Shut up. Adults are talking.’’

‘’What adults? You are talking to yourself!’’

Chrome glared at him ‘’I said shut up and let me do my job.’’

Robert raised his hands in defense ‘’Okay, okay.’’

Chrome turned back to his friends ‘’Okay assholes, stop shooting, or I will rape your sou....Oh, you stopped already. Firefox...’’

‘’Yeah, yeah, set the ashes on fire.’’

‘’What now?’’ Safari asked.

‘’Now we wait.’’ Chrome answered.

‘’For what?’’

‘’For that.’’ Chrome pointed at another alicorn that was flying trough the hole in the ceiling.

Opera raised his hands ‘’You know what? Fuck it. I’m fucking tired of this shit. Deal with it yourselves.’’

Chrome sighed ‘’Okay, let’s do this guys. Opera, I will deal with you later.’’

‘’I’m not helping you.’’ Firefox turned around.

‘’Why am I always surrounded by assholes? Let me guess Safari you too?’’ Chrome turned to Safari.

‘’Excatly.’’

‘’I don’t care.’’

‘’Thought so.’’

‘’Chrome!’’ The alicorn shouted.

‘’SHUT UP! I am fucking tired of Celestias bullshit. So now I’m gonna take my sword, take my gun and kill you. Then I’m gonna rape you skull, and then  YOUR SOUL!’’

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