Legally Rarity

by Macmeg13

Rating: teen
Tags: Discord, Slice of Life, Main 6, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Alternate Universe, Rarity, Romance, Prince Blueblood, Comedy, Cutie Mark Crusaders
Length: 7385

Rarity goes to Canterlot U to be with Blueblood.

Rarity Belle has it all. She wants nothing more than to be Mrs. Blueblood. But there is one thing stopping him from proposing: She is too white. Rarity rallies all of her resources and gets into Canterlot U, determined to win him back.

Published 2015-09-28 23:20:01 UTC
Last updated 2015-11-21 01:46:48 UTC

Sweet Celestia!

In the town of Manehatten, a small fraternity was buzzing with excitment as fillies ran around the two story building. Apparently rumor has it that their eldest fraternity sister, Rarity Belle, was going to get proposed by her coltfriend Blueblood! A huge heart shaped card was being passed the house from fillie to fillie as they signed. Finally the card landed in front of Rarity's sister, Sweetie Belle. The small unicorn fillie squealed, which caught the attention of her two friends Applebloom and Scootaloo, and levatated a pen to the card.

"Dear Rarity,
He's a lucky guy
I'm, like, gonna cry
I got tears coming out of my nose
Mad props!
He's the campus catch
You're a perfect match
Cause you both have such great taste in clothes
Of course he will propose!"

Applebloom, a small earth pony, quickly came to Sweetie's side and took the marker to add her own words.

"Dear Rarity,
Y’all congrats!
Future's taking off
Bring that ring back
and show it to me!"

Scootaloo, a small pegasus, stole the marker to sign herself.

"Four carats
A princess cut
Are you psyched or what?!
I just wish i could be there to see"

All three fillie's squealed.

"When he gets down on one knee!"

The girls started to jump around the card in excitment.

"Sweet Celes
Sweet Celestia
Looks like Rarity's gonna win the prize
If there ever was a perfect couple, this one qualifies
Sweet Celestia

Sweet Celestia, this is happening
Our own homecoming queen and king
Finally she'll be trying on a huge engagement ring for size
Sweet Celestia, you guys!

Sweet Celestia!"

They heard someone clear their throats. They turned their heads to see their friend, Bab seed, raising an eyebrow at thier dance. "Are y'a done? We gotta get ready." The girls blushed as they rushed to the living room where all the other fillies were waiting impatiently with plastique candles. When Diamond tiara noticed them and rolled her eyes. "Finaly!"

"Okay,
Everypony signed?"

The three fillies nodded as they handed her the card.

"Good now fall in line
And we'll start the engagement parade
Light candles in single file
Dont forget to smile
Lose the gum Silver, you look like a maid."

Silver Spoon winced as she ran to the trash can to spit out her gum. She gave Diamond an apolegetic grin. "Sorry!" Diamond rolled her eyes again before heading to the stairs.

"Now prepare to serenade."

All the fillies got quiet as they went up the stairs to Rarity's room. However, they were really excited to see Rarity that they couldn't stay quiet with out whispering.

"Sweet Celes
Sweet Celestia
Looks like Rarity's gonna win the prize!"

Unfortunatly, Diamond was able to hear them as she turned and shushed them. Half way up the stairs, the girls were getting WAY to impatient!

"If there ever was a perfect couple, this one qualifi..."

Diamond turned around and shushed them more aggressively, but they didnt stop there.

"Sweet Celesti..."

Finaly, Diamond had enough when she turned around and shouted: "GUYS, I'M SERIOUS!" Unable to hold it in any longuer, Twist started to join in.

"Rarity and Blueblood were meant to be!"

Silver Spoon nodded her head.

"Not once has he ever hit on me!"

Diamond groaned, nopony was staying quiet! "SHUT-UP!" She shouted, but nopony noticed. Sweetie turned to her friends.

"There just like that couple from Titanic, only no one dies!"

Both girls nodded before squealing again.

"Sweet Celestia!"

Daimond was getting really mad. "Look! If you losers wont stay quiet, lets practice one last time!" Everypony nodded in agrement.

"Two! Three! Four!
Daughter of Hondo Flanks
Soon to be fiance
Now that a stallion chose you
Your life begins today
Make him a happy home
Waste not his hard earned wage
And so he does not roam
Strive not to look your age
Still in your hour of need
Let it be understood
No stallion could supersede,
Our sacred bond of sisterhood!"

Too excited to wait for the others, Sweetie Belle ran ahead to Rarity's room

"Sweet Celes
Sweet Celesti-"

Sweetie's face poked through the door way, "Guy's, she's not here." All the fillies gasped. Where could she be? They all went into her room to see it empty except for Opalescence who was sleeping on the bed. Sweetie squealed as she ran to the cat, waking her up in the process. "Opalescence, where is Rarity?" The cat glared at the fillie before meowing. Sweetie gasped. "She's doesnt have an engagement outfit?" The other girls raised an eyebrow in confusion. Since when could Sweetie understand cat's? Opalescence meowed again. "She's totally freaking out?" Opal meowed. "She's trapped in the Manehatten mill?" The other girls raised eyebrows in confusion. Since when did they ever had a mill? Opal glared at Sweetie before hissing at her. Sweetie giggled sheepishly and turned around to the girls. "Oh whoops sorry, the Manehatten Mall?!" All the fillies ran out of the room. Opalescence rolled her eyes before falling to sleep.

"Sweet Celestia, dress emergency!"

All the girls ran out of the door and went to Rarity's favorite store. Scootaloo knowing the streets led the way.

"Don't take the freeway!"

Dinky being the slowest was tagging behind.

"Hey, wait for me!
No one should be left alone to dress and to accessorize!
Sweet Celestia, you guys!"

All the girls ran through the streets, someponies giving them the odd look but they didn't care. There president was having a fashion emergency!

"Sweet Celes
Sweet Celes
Sweet Celes
Sweet Celes
Sweet Celestia!"

Close by, Rarity was posing in front of a mirror in Sapphire shores store. Right now Rarity was wearing a a red and white stripped dress on, her face showed she was uncertain. "It's almost there but..." Rarity sighed, shaking her head before starting to take the dress off.

"This dress needs to seal the deal
Make a grown stallion kneel
But it can't come right out and say bride
Cant look like I'm desperate or
Like I'm waiting for it
I gotta leave Blueblood his pride
So bride is more implied."

"RARITY!" Rarity jumped as she spun around to see the fillies running in the store, panting hard. Rarity squealed. "Girls!" She ran up to them.

"Sweet Celes
Sweet Celestia
All this week I've had butterflies
Every time he looks at me its totally proposal eyes
Sweet Celestia you guys!
So help me dress for my fairytale
Cant wear something I bought on sale!"

All of them squealed as they ran through the store, trying to find Rarity a dress. Sweetie stayed behind with her sister.

"Love is , like, forever.
This is no time to economize
Sweet Celestia!"

At the far end of the store, a salegirl with a name tag that said Suri Polomare smirked as she saw Rarity. "White mares make commission so easy." As she picked up a dress off the discount pile. During the times, when stallions were white it showed that they were pure or from royalty. However, when mares were white, ponies misjudged them as idiots or airheads. Thinking that Rarity was like any other white mare she trotted over to her with a hideous red dress with a yellow bottom and a button slightly undone.

"Excuse me, have you seen this? It just came in. It's perfect for a white mare." Rarity spun around to look at the dress only to slightly wince at the state. Rarity however smirked, knowing what the salesgirl was doing. "Right!" she said, trying to sound excited. "With a half lip stitch on china silk?" Suri was taken aback, for she didnt expect her to say that. Suri nodded her head. "Uh-huh." Rarity gave her a fake simpathic wince as she levitated the dress. "But the thing is, you can't use a half lip stich on china silk. It'll pucker." She pointed to the almost falling button. "And you didn't just get this in because I saw it in last Equestria’s Daily." Suri Polomare gaped at Rarity as she smirked. Check and mate. The othe girls stopped looking around the store and stared at Rarity with awe. Quietly they whispered;

"Sweet Celes
Sweet Celestia..."

"I'm not about to buy last years dress at this years price." Rarity said, as she shoved the dress back at Suri.

"Rarity saw right through that salesgirl's lies..."

Rarity flipped her mane, her smirk turned into a icy frown. "It may be perfect for a white mare, but I'm not that white mare!"

"I may be in love but im not stupid
Lady, I've got eyes."

They all heard a gasp as they turned around to see the the owner of the store, Sapphire Shores, staring at the scene before her. "Sweet Celestia, Rarity Belle!" She quickly rushed over to Rarity.

"Sorry, our mistake!"

She turned around and frowned at Suri Polomare.

"Suri, take your break!"

Suri gave a quick nod before rushing with quick haste. Sapphire turned back to Rarity with an appolegetic smile.

"Just ignore her
She hasn't been well
Try this!
Latest from Prance
Go on, try it on
I take care of my best clientelle
Its a gift from me to Belle!"

Sapphire gave Rarity a dress and pushed her in the dressing room. The fillies waited patiently for her to come out. When she did, they gasped as they saw Rarity in a purple dress with a small tiara as finishing touch. Rarity gasped herself as she looked in the mirror.

"Sweet Celes
Sweet Celestia
This one's perfect and its just my size
See, dreams really do come true, you never have to compromise
Sweet Celestia!"

The girls squealed as Rarity payed Sapphire the dress.

"Sweet Celes
Sweet Celestia
Let's go home before somepony cries
If there ever was a perfect couple this one qualifies
Cause we love you guys!"

Rarity giggled as she shook her head.

"No, I love you guys!"

They all ran out the store, prancing around with excitment.

"Sweet Celestia!"

Rarity giggled at the girls enthusiams.

"Sweet Celestia!"

As the girls arrived, they ran to Rarity's and helped her prepare for her date with Blueblood tonight.

"Sweet Celestia
You guys!
Sweet Celestia!"

The door slammed shut as muffled giggles was heard through the hallways.

Author's Note

Heyo! So this is my first ever story! YAY! :yay: So I thought why not do a spin off of the musical Legally blond? So this happened! Hope you like it! BTW, I so recomend watching the musical cause its REALLY good! I appreciat constructive criticism, but dont be rude please! Hope you enjoy! Heres the video if you guys want to hear the actuel version!

Serious

As Raity was reading her card, Scootaloo, Sweetie Belle and Applebloom were helping Rarity with her makeup. "I can not thank you three enough for this wonderfull card darlings!" She levitated it to her bed. "Aw shucks Rare! What are frat sisters are for right?" Scootaloo said as she applied a huge amount of eyeshadow on Rarity. Sweetie Belle nodded eagerly as she applied a bunch of blush on Rarity's cheecks. "Gurls wait!" Applebloom said. The three fillies stopped and stared at Rarity's face. She nodded in approval. "Y'all I think we can get are cutie marks in make up design!" The three of them squealed as they turned Rarity's chair around to face the mirror. She gasped as she looked at her reflection, suddely regreting allowing the girls to help her with her make up. "Oh girls... its very... um... colorfull?" That would be putting it lightly. She looked like if a rainbow threw up in her face. But of course she wasnt going to say it out loud. "Ah yeah! She tottaly loves it guys!" Sweetie Belle excliamed. The three of them high hooved. "Now Lets do something about that mane!"

"What no!" Rarity shrieked as she covered her head with her hooves. The three fillies blinked in confusion. Rarity blushed as she gave a nervous laugh. "What I mean is, you fillies have done so much to help me but I think I got the rest. It is my night after all." The three of them squealed. "Ah still can't believe that you're getting proposed!" Applebloom exclaimed. Rarity sighed, neither can she. It almost felt surreal! She sighed. She picked up a wipe and started to remove the make up off her face. "Oh girls, its just so exciting! We've been together for years now! And now were going to be together! I can just faint!" Scootaloo grumbled. "Do we have to get the couch again?" Sweetie ribbed her. "Scoots..." However Rarity only giggled. "No its alright darlings. I'm perfectly fine!" Than they heard the door bell. Rarity squealed, "It's him!" She quickly put on her dress and ran out of the room, to only stop at the stairs.

All the fillies looked at Rarity in confusion. "Well..." Rarity said, pointing to the door. Everypony shrugged. She groaned dramatically. "My big entrance girls! Somepony open the door!" A chorus of oo's was heard through the room as Dinky rushed over to open the door. As the door opened, Rarity slowly descended the stairs, staring at the stallion before her. Blueblood, a white wealthy stallion with blonde hair stood at the door and giving Rarity one of his prized smile that would make any mare swoon. With out words, the two of them walked over to each other and made out in the middle of the room. A bunch of awws and disgusted groans were heard as they kissed. When they broke the kiss, Rarity shouted "Don't wait up!" before she and Blueblood left for there date.

They both walked in silence to a fancy restaurant. As they arrived, they were both seated at a table and enjoyed a glass of wine. "Oh Blueblood!",Rarity sighed, "This is absolutely perfect!" Blueblood however rolled his eyes before smiling at Rarity. "No, your perfect." Blueblood said slyly. Rarity blushed, "No you!" Blueblood shook his head, "No you!" Again Rarity shook her head, "No you!" Blueblood was about to repeat when Rarity placed a hoof on his mouth. "Alright darling, I'm even irratating myself." They both shared a small laugh before sighing. Blueblood checked the time, well its now or never. "Rarity, I want to tell you how happy you've made me." Obviously he was lying, but he couldnt just out right say it with out some sweet talking. "You know that every stallion dreams to have somepony that's..." he paused, trying to think of something. Rarity's eyes were sparkling, "Yes?"

"That's... as beautiful as you!" Perfect. Rarity looked away, blushing by the complement. Blueblood took a deep breath, well here goes nothing.

"We both know why we're here
I see it in your eye's
I guess it calms my fears
To know it's not a surprise

I thought one look at you,
Looking like a dream come true,
Would leave me speachless like you always do.

But now we're wide awake,
and we've got some plans to make;
Let's take some action baby!

So baby give me your hoof.
I've got some dreams to make true.
I've got the future all planned
It's time to get serious
time to get serious
with you."

Rarity gasped, was he going to propose?

"I never thought that I---"

However, Blueblood held a hoof. "Uh, honey, i'm not finished." Rarity winced, "Oh, Sorry! Do please continiue darling." He rolled his eyes before giving Rarity another one of his famous smiles.

"Since I was two or three,
My life was planned out neat.
I'd get a law degree,
And then win my Senate seat."

To not interrupt again, Rarity only hummed in agreement.

"A big white castle back east,"

Rarity nodded her head, "Uhuh..."

"All of the amenities."

"Yeah!" She knew where he was going with this.

"Three kids at least,"

"...Just like the Royalty’s"

They both finished together.

"Here's where our lives begin."

Rarity nodded again.

"Our lives begin..."

"But just where do you fit in?"

Rarity squealed.

"Fit me in!"

"I'll break it down now baby!
Oh baby give me your hoof,"

Rarity eagerly handed her hoof.

"Here's my hoof
Here's my hoof!"

"I've got some dreams to make true!"!

Rarity sighed dreamily.

"We both have dreams to make true!"

"I know that you'll understand."

"Oh yes I understand!"

They both looked into each other's eyes.

"It's time to get serious, time to get serious..."

Rarity thought this was a perfect time to lean in and kiss, however Blueblood wasn't finished.

"With--
Serious!"

Rarity got surprised as he pulled away, but she just went along with it and repeted his last words.

"Serious!"

"Gotta wake up and take our journey.
Serious!"

"Serious!"

"I'm telling you as a future attourney!
You want the moon and sky then take it, don't be shy."

Rarity nodded eagerly, this is it!

"Okay!"

"Baby that's why you and I..."

Its really happening!

"You and I..."

Blueblood paused, lets get this over with.

"Should brake up!"

However, Rarity didnt hear it right away.

"Oh baby i'll give you my hoof
We...WHAT?!?!?!"

Rarity stared at Blueblood in shock, tears forming in her eyes. "You're breaking up with me? I thought you were proposing!" Blueblood couldn't help but scoff. "Rarity, if i'm gonna be a senator when i'm 30, i'm gonna need somepony..."

"Serious!
Less of a Marilyn, more a Jackie...
Serious!
Somepony classy not to tacky..."

Rarity gasped again, her mascara running. "WHAT!?!?!" Blueblood winced, this is not how he planned it to go.

Okay, that came out wrong…
baby, let's both be strong...
I mean we knew all along--

Rarity had enough of this. "Just shut up!" She stood up from her seat. First he brakes up with her, than he calls her tacky? "What does that mean, i'm not a Jackie? I'm not serious? But I am seriously in love with you!" Blueblood opened his mouth to speak but Rarity already turned around and walked away. Blueblood sighed as he leaned back on his chair. Could have gone better but at least he got it over with.

"Baby, my future's all planned.
i've got some dreams to make true.
i thought that you'd understand:
It's time to get serious...
time to get serious…"

Blueblood groaned when he saw the waiter coming back. Great, so now he has to pay to?

Author's Note

Heyo! So ya! Blueblood is a douche! But hey, what else is new? So I had fun writting this and hoped you guys like it! If you didnt, two choices: A) Stop reading, or B) Try reading it and see how it goes! Your call! Either way, See ya at the next chapter! And trust me, the next one will be a dousy to write! See ya next time! For reading the chapter, you get the real song! (whether you like it or not) Ciao!

What you want is right in front of you

12 days.

It has been 12 days since Rarity's date and she still hasn't left her room. The girls tried talking to her but she wouldn't listen. The only one's allowed in her room was Scootaloo, Applebloom and Sweetie Belle. And even they only have a short amount of time before they get kicked out. The girls decided to give Rarity some space and she'll come out when ready. The girls were doing evry day activities when Sweetie slammed the door open.

"SHE ORDERED MORE!"

Everypony gasped as they ran up to the white unicorn. In her magic, was another tub of Rocky road ice cream.

"Another one? But that's her fith one this week!" Apple bloom exclaimed. Scootaloo groaned.

"This is all Blueblood's fault! I think he shoold be bucked in the head for hurting her so much!" The other fillies nodded in agreement. Sweetie went to the kitchen to grab a spoon and a pile of magazines.

"You know what, I don't think he's that hot."

"I did." Diamond whipered to Silver Spoon. Unfortunetly, it was loud enough to hear. Applebloom rolled her eyes.

"Thats cause y'er a slut."

The other fillies giggled as Diamond gasped at her, then frowned in anger. She slowly walked up to the earth pony and stabbed a hoof to her chest.

"Look who's talking!" Scootaloo scoffed, coming to her friends defence.

"Three words princess, Spring Break Party." Then all the girls imitated a drunk Diamond Tiara pole dancing. This caused her to blush in both embaressement and fury.

"Oh you blank flanks think your so funny do you?"

Soon all the girls got in a heated argument. It was so loud that they almost hearing a voice at the top of the stairs.

"Girls girls please!" Everyone stopped and looked up to see Rarity finally out of her room. She was wearing her pink fluffy slippers and house cout and the curls in her mane are all messed up.

"Do we all have to descend into madness, comon enough of this fighting."

Seeing that Rarity came out of room, the fillies decided to leave it be... for now. As Rarity returned to her room, three little fillies followed.

"Hey Rares, your ice cream came!" Sweetie belle squeaked, trying to cheere up her older sister.

"And we got all your favorite magazines from the mail!" Scootaloo added. Ratiy smiled sweetly at the three girls.

"Thank you darlings but I think its going to take more than some ice cream and some magazines to pull me back from my shame spiral." Rarity said as she levitated one of the magazines and laid down on her sofa. the girls quickly joined her.

"Well then you're just going to have to hold on for a while." Applebloom said, giving her a small pat on the back. "There's awlays more apples on in the tree."

Rarity sighed as she flipped though the pages before gasping, scaring the girls in the process.

"What! What is it! Dont tell me poncho's are back in!" asked Sweetie Belle. Rarity however shook her head.

"No...Worse! Its Warner's father, Richblood Hunington IV and his 7th bride! Pictures from their wedding...look!" Rarity shoved the article in the fillies faces before drownign her sorrows in ice cream. Scootaloo raised an eyebrow.

"Derpy Hooves?" There was a pause before all the fillies started cracking up.

"DERPY!" They all exclaimed at the same time. While the girls were laughing, Rarity gasped again, scaring them once more. She quickly got up from the sofa and levitated the picture.

" Wait a minute. this is the kind of mare Blueblood wants. Somepony serious. Somepony lawyerly. Somepony who wears black when
noponies dead." All three gagged.

" Girls I have a completely brilliant plan!" She quickly took off her house coat and ran to the mirror to brush her mane.

"What you want, Blueblood
What you want is me
But you need to see me in a brand new domain
Well its plain, Blueblood
In a different setting
You will see your getting
all of this plus a brain
I'll meet you there at Canterlot with a book in my hoof
Big sturdy book
big wordy book
full of words i'll understand
and right there is where you'll see it too
Blueblood, What you want is right in front of you!"

The three girls squealed. Finally a good idea! Maybe get a cutie mark in the process!

"What you want!"

"Its clear!"

"What you want!"

"Right here!"

"What you want is right in front of you, front of you!"

"What you want!"

"Its clear!"

"What you want!"

"Right here!"

"What you want is right in front of you, front of you!"

After finishing to brushing her mane, Rarity quickly got a paper and pencil in her magical grip and started making a list.

"Step 1 he's off to Canterlot U
So i get in there too!"

The girls nodded.

"Step 2!"

"Make him reassess
impress him with my high IQ!"

"Step 3!"

"We throw a wedding!"

All four of them squealed.

"And invite all Manehattan!"

They paused when they heard somepony clear their throats. They looked at the opened door to see Twist, one of the smartest fillies in the whole serority, raising an eyebrow at them.

"Thats great. Nice plan
Now can we think this through?"

Twist walked into the romm and closed the door behind her.

"Canterlot University?"

Rarity nodded her head eagerly.

"I have a 4.0 average."

Twist rolled her eyes.

"Yeah in fashion merchandising. What makes you think you can do this?"

Rarity hugged Twist closely to her chest, almost suffocatingly.

"Love!
I'm doing this for love
and love will see me through yes
with love on my side i can't lose
and Cantorlot can't refuse
a love so pure and true!"

Rarity looked down at Twist.

"Don't lawyers feel love too?"

Twist groaned as she shoved Rarity away.

"Even if they do
what you want sweetheart is no easy thing
if you're going to swing it it will wreck your senior spring,"

All four of them gasped.

"Yeah its true
First you'll need an LSAT score of more than 174
so no more parties for you
you'll need a killer essay
or do not even hope
and glowing letter from your betters
Any chance you know the pope?"

Rarity winced.

"Oh nope, too bad
cause that would be a coup
and you got a lot of work in front of you!"

The three fillies nodded.

"What you want!"

Rarity sighed, and here she thought this was going to be easy.

"Yes i know!"

"What you want!"

"Even so!

"What you want is right in front of you front of you!
What you want!"

Sweetie Belle cheered.

"Girl you go!'

"What you want!"

Twist however rolled her eyes and opened the door, she has to study!

"No really, go!"

"What you want is right in front of you front of you!"

Rarity squealed as she ran out of her room. Before she can even think about studying, she has to first do something.

"Law school?"

Rarity was at the Manehatten beach talking to her parents, Hondo Flanks and Cookie Crumbles, to see if they could help her pay. The tricky part was, even though they have a lot of money, her parents never acted if they were. They think that even though they have money, it doesn't mean they have to act sophisticated. In fact they hate it. Rarity always thought they were odd, but one can not choose your parents. Rarity nodded her head eagerly at her father, who has lying by the sand next to his wife while she sipped at a Appletinni.

"Yes daddy, law school!" Her father raised an eyebrow as he looked up to his daughter.

"Sweet Celestia why? Law school is for boring, ugly, serious ponies and you button are none of those things."

Rarity doesn't know if she should be happy or insulted.

"What you want button, hey you just say the word
but what you wants absurd
and costs a whole of of swag
and hell why button
when you can stay right here
pursue a fashion career!"

Her mother pipped in.

"How about a nice pair of pants!"

Her father nodded.

"Yes, the north coast is foreign
theres no fun to do
its cold and fancy
tons crowded ponies
all the mare have thier noses up high
Celestia, button its full of damn snobs!"

Her mother agreed

"Tell me whats out there that you can't get right here?"

Rarity groaned, they're not getting this!

"Guys, Love!"

Both her parents eyes widened.

"Love?" they said in union. Rarity nodded.

"I'm going there for love
a love i have to win
i can live with snow and city
i can't just walk away
betray what might have been!"

Hondo looked at his at wife who only shrugged in responce. He sighed.

"Fine OK
I'll pay your way if you get in!"

What you want!

Rarity squealed as she hugged her parents.

"Make the grades,"

What you want!

"and its payed!"

What you want is right in front of of you front of you!

Rarity returned to the serority excitedly.

"Girls they said yes!" Rarity exclaimed as she walked through the door. All the fillies squealed in excitment as they went up to congradulate her. Rarity looked around.

"Has anypony seen Sweetie Belle anywhere?"

As if on cue, Sweetie burst through the door.

"Hey everypony its spring fling cider bash extreme!"

Three buff pegusi landed behind Sweetie Belle.

"EXTREME!"

Rarity and the fillies squealed. She loves a good party. Unfortunatly, she felt a tap on her shoulder. She looked down to see Twist with a LSAT handbook in hoof.

"Not for you. Time to study. GO!"

Rarity sighed as she levitated the book and went up stairs with Twist. So much for a party. Down the stairs, everypony squealed in excitment and laughter as music started playing and everypony started dancing. Sweetie cheered.

"This years theme, Jamaicin me Crazy!"

Everypony cheered with her as one of the pegasus started singing.

"What you want you wanna be out because the sun she warm
What you want you wanna be study stuck inside your dorm
what you want you wanna be partying with us all night long
what you want you wanna be strong!"

All the girls sang along.

"Be strong!"

Up the stairs, Rarity was trying hard to focus from the music as Twist corrected her first sheet. She shook her head

"134, not good enough, try again."

Down below, the girls were still partying hard.

"What you want you wanna be groovin' bump and shake the room
What you want you wanna be provin' something and to whom
what you want you wanna be wonderin' `where your youth is gone
what you want you you wanna hold on!"

Up stairs, Rarity started to tap her hooves nervously as Twist corrected another one of her paper's. Unfortunately, Twist shook her head again.

"Hold on, 151 still not Canterlot material. Once again, Go!"

Rarity sighed as she retook her practice test.

"Love, I'm doing this for love
and thats how I'll survive
Here you go,"

She handed Twist the paper. She raised an eyebrow.

"Are you sure this time?" Rarity nodded her head.

"I should know, go correct
right here is where I'll stay
until that happy day
that day I hear her say..."

Twist gasped.

"175!"

Raity squealed.

"175
175
175
175!!!!"

Raity and Twist pranced around happily.

"Oh thank you so much darling!"

Twist giggled before getting serious again.

"We're not done yet. You still have to write an essay."

Rarity hummed in thought. If she really wanted to get in she had to make the essay really good. Then she smirked, eyes sparkling, she just might have an idea.

At Cantorlot University, three stallions were reading essays for potential candidates. The one in charge was a well known stallion unicorn of the of Fancy Pants.

"Gentlestallions, Canterlot U grants admission to Adam Cohen and Sundeep Padomadon ."

Two other unicorns nodded their heads in agreement.

"And now miss Rarity Belle."

Fancy raised an eyebrow in confusion.

"Who was kind enough to send in a head shot."

The picture got passed around. Causing both men do drop jaws at the beauty in the picture.

"She's applying?" Asked one of the unicorns. Fancy nodded his head, however they can tell he didn't approve by the look on his face.

"Well, she has a 4.0 average." The other unicorn chimed in. Fancy rolled his eyes.

"Yes, in fashion merchandising."

"She did get a 175 on her LSAT'S." Added the first unicorn.

"Yes, and she also has a letter of recomendation from," the second unicorn gasped.

"Oprah Winneyfrey!" Both unicorns started talking in excited mummur, only to be quieted by Fancy pants magic.

"Gentelstallions I'm not arguing, Miss Belle's is unqualified. But look at her, is that the face of Canterlot U?"

Both unicorns stayed silent for a bit before one of them exclaimed.

"Multiculturalism!"

Both Fancy pants and the Second unicorn stared at the first one in confusion.

"Excuse me?" Asked Fancy pants.

"We should admit her for reasons of..." He rolled his hoof, trying to see if they would get it. Fortunately, the second did as they both exclaimed.

"Multiculturalism!!" Fany pants groaned.

"Oh gentlemen get a hold of yourselves. This is Cantorlot U, not match.com. Oh, look at that oh what a shame." He said in mock pity.

"She didn't bother sending in a personal essay." The other two unicorns sighed. She was so hot! They were about to move on when they heard a voice outside of the room.

"Hows this for a personal essay?"

Suddenly the doors burst open with a marching band marching in and three little cheerleaders were leading the way.

What you want!

One of the unicorns gasped. "Goodness me!"

What you want!

Fancy Pants was getting frustrated with the intrusion. "Security!"

What you want is right in

When no security came, Fancy took matters into his own hooves.

"Who are you?"

Instead of answering, everypony parted to let Rarity walk in, who was also wearing a cheerleding outfit much to the unicorns enjoyment. Rarity walked up to Fancy Pants and sturck a pose.

"I'm what you want
Cantorlot, I'm the mare for you
And to prove it true,
We all flew here in Air balloon."

Rarity turned around to a pegasus pilot and gave him a pouch of bits

"Thank you."

The pilot saluted at the generous amount.

"Thank you."

The three fillies ran up to the stallions.

"This is what Rarity Belle inspires
In everyone that hires her,
And Cantorlot should too!"

Fancy pants face-hoofed.

"This is not a personal essay!"

Everypony shook their heads.

"No, an essay’s so boring and so much does not fit,
So we’re appearing live right here,
Making sure that you must admit that,
Rarity Belle should join the chosen few,
Cantorlot, what you is right in front of – "

Then the marching band bust into song and everypony started dancing. Fancy was not impressed. Scootaloo stood up from the table and shouted.

"And now some legal jargon!"

Everypony turned to Rarity as she struck a pose.

"Exhibit A!"

She trotted around the room before posing again.

"Time for my cross!"

Everypony cheered as Rarity posed a third time.

"I object!"

Rarity spun around and leaped on the table and posed in front of Fancy Pants and the other unicorns.

"May I approach!"

The marching band started playing and everyony danced again, this time the two unicorns joined in. Rarity, still on the table, danced as well in front of Fancy pants who was seething. Finaly he had enough. He put his hoof in his mouth and whistled as loud as possible. Everypony froze in mid action. The two unicorns stopped dancing and quickly joined Fancy .

"Now see here Miss. Belle, You can’t just barge in here with singing, and dancing, and ethnic movement! This is a
very flashy presentation, but I still don’t see one reason to admit you!"

All three turned around, ready to walk away. They were at the door before rarity called out.

"Wait!"

They turned around and saw Rarity off the table, a pleading look on her face.

"How about love?
You ever been in love?
‘Cause if you have you’ll know
That Love never accepts a defeat
No challenge it can’t meet
NO place it cannot go!
Don’t say no to a woman in love!
Don’t laugh when I say love!
Don’t think that I’m naïve!
because even a person who’s smart
Can listen to their heart
Can listen and believe
So believe in what love can achieve
Do you Believe?"

Fancy rolled his eyes, he wasn't going to fall for the act. Unfortunatly, his coworkers did. One of the unicorns raised his hoof.

"I Do!"

He quickly ran to the crowd. Rarity squealed as she looked at the two other ones.

"Do you believe?"

The other unicorn nodded his head.

"Me too!"

He quickly joined the others. The two unicorns hoof bumped.

"Yes we believe in love how bout you?"

Everypony looked at Fancy pants, eager for his responce. He looked around at all the pleading faces before sighing.

"Welcome to Cantorlot!"

Everypony squealed, causing Fancy to wince

"What you want!"

"That was fun!"

"What you want!"

"Let’s go girl!"

"What you want is right in front of you front of you
what you want"

"everyone"

"What you want"

"way to step up"

"What you want is right in front of you front of you!
What you want
What you want
What you want
What you want!"

Fancy pants rolled his eyes.

"Yes yes, congradulations! Now get the buck out of my office!"

Author's Note

WOO! :raritystarry:Did it! :pinkiehappy:I did it!:yay: Finally! I hate school! :ajbemused:It gets into EVERYTHING! :fluttershbad:Its really annoying! Oh well! I got this done so Yay! Thsi one was long but fun! I can't wait for next chapter! And for reading the whole thing, heres the real song! (I would give you a coockie but i ate them all...:twilightblush: oops!) See ya next time! (Also, i do NOT hate Derpy! :derpytongue2: I just couldnt find a sillier name!)

Welcome to Canterlot U

Welcome to Canterlot U

Canterlot University, school for some of the greatest minds in Equestria. Species from all over travel to attend; from ponies, to changelings, to griffons and many more. At the first day, the front yard was full of different people, however there was one purple unicorn ponie that stood out of the rest. Not because she was anything spectacular no, its because she had a saddle bag filled with so much stuff that the buckles were barely holding on. Twilight Sparkle walked effortlessly through the crowd ready for another year of law but this time, assisting teacher of Criminal Law 101 Professor Discord.

While walking she came across three different species sitting on a bench; a griffon, a changeling and a blue unicorn with a cape and hat, and she immediately reconised them as students in her Professors class. Twilight conjured up all the courage she had to make a good impression and walked up to the three.

"Hello, I'm Twilight Sparkle. Welcome to the hallowed halls of Canterlot University. Let's go around and share a bit about yourselves." she extended her hoof. The griffon was the first to shake.

"Griffondor Ironbeak.

I won a Fullbright and a Rhodes
I write financial software codes
But that's a challenge I've outgrown
How many yachts can one griffon own
Some say that I'm a pompous creep
Somehow I don't lose that much sleep
Why bother with false modesty
Cantorlot's the perfect place for me! "

Twilight, the changeling and the blue unicorn nodded their heads. A little cocky wasn't he?

"Pretty impressive, good to know" Twilight let go on the griffons grip.

"Welcome to Cantorlot."

The changeling gave a nod of his head.

"Wassup?"

The blue unicorn gave him a brohoof.

"Yo."

The changeling turned to Twilight and gave a long kiss on her hoof. Twilight tried really hard not to be grossed out.

"Mimic Doppel Ganger. But you may call me Your Majesty.

In my country my word was law
But then I flee because of stupid coup d'etat
But here I learn, I make new friends
And soon return in bullet proof Changeling hive."

"Pretty impressive, good to know"

Twilight pulled her hoof away quickly,

"Welcome to C- "

only to be grabbed again.

"Trixie Lulamoon!

I did the Peace Corps overseas inoculating refugees
In family clinics that I built myself from mud and trees
I fought to clean to up their lagoons and save their rare endangered loons
Then led a protest march against insensitive cartoons! "

All three of them blinked in surprise. Twilight slowly pulled her hoof away.

"Pretty impressive, g- "

However Trixie wasn't finished.

"But now I'm on the legal track because this country's out of whack
And only mares have the guts to go and take it back
We'll make the government come clean and get more people voting green
And really stick it to the phallocentric war machine!"

"I love your cape! It is so magician chic!"

Everyone turned around to see Rarity standing there with dozen and dozen of suitcases and her cat in a portable cat case on her back. Trixie raised an eyebrow.

"Um... thanks?"

Rarity squealed.

"So? How excited are you guys! First day of Cantorlot U! I'm Rarity Belle!"

She turned her back to the group to show Opal.

"And this is Opalescence Belle!"

Trixie raised an eyebrow.

"Trixie..."

Rarity gasped,

"Sweet Celestia! We both have I's in our names!"

Trixie rolled her eyes.

"Sweet Celestia were like practically twins!" she said sarcastically. Twilight couldn't help but chuckle.

"We were just going around the circle, tell us something about yourself?"

Rarity turned to Twilight, surprised.

"Me?"

Twilight nodded, indicating her to take a seat.

"Okay!" Rarity walked over and sat down.

"Well, I love fashion, beauty, fine arts, I am the oldest sorority sister back in Manehatten and I my special talent is making outfits for other ponies!" Then she gasped.

"Oh! And last week I convinced Hoity Toity to get out of getting an awefull perm. Who ever told him that it would make him look good is seriously in need of glasses!" she giggled slightly to herself.

Twilight gave Rarity a strange look, but smiling nevertheless.

"Thats good to know." She said, chuckling as well.

"Anyone know where I can find Criminal Law 101 with Professor Discord? And prince Blueblood?" Rarity asked.

"Well actually, we were all going there so im sure someone will be happy to show you." She looked around but noticed that everyone already left. She sighed before turning back to Rarity.

"It's in Hauser. Over there, second building on the left. " She explained, pointing wthe direction with her hoof.

"Thanks so much darling!" Rarity started to walk away when Twilight stopped her once more.

"Um... I don't think pets are allowed in class." Twilight said uncertainly. Opal hissed.

"Oh darling, Opal's not a pet Opal's family." Rarity said. Twilight raised an eyebrow. Rarity sighed.

"Very well, I'll leave her with my things in my room. She'd be happier there anyways."

She leaned in closer to Twilights ear and whispered: "Opal loves wheel of fortune." This got a laugh out of Twilight.

"Tata dear!"

Rarity walked away with her bags and cat. Twilight couldn't help but roll her eyes before walking to the class to sort out Professor Discord documents. Surprising enough, a bunch of students were all ready there, talking all at once.

"I won a Fullbright and a Rhodes
I write financial software codes
Why bother with false modesty
Cantorlot's the perfect place for me

"In my country my word was law
But then I flee

"I did the Peace Corps overseas inoculating refugees
In family clinics that I built myself from mud and trees"

"Cantorlot's the perfect place for me!"

Blueblood walked in. Striding with confidence.

"Canterlot's the perfect place for..."

"Blueblood!" Rarity gasped as she saw her love in the same room as her. Unfortunately, everone already ligned up to Twilight Sparkle as she handed out folders.

Ah ah ah ah ah ah

Rarity tried to pass through the crowd.

"Excuse me..."

Ah ah ah ah ah ah

"Pardon me... "

All most there...

Ah ah ah ah ah ah

"Comin' through!" Rarity shouted. She was practically behind Blueblood.

"Canterlot's the perfect place for me
Pretty impressive, good to know
Welcome to Canterlot. "

Rarity pretended to have her back turned when Blueblood turned around. When he did, he gasped in shock, almost dropping his paper in his magic.

"Rarity?!?"

Rarity turned around and faked a gasp. She fluttered her eyelashes, acting surprised.

"Hm? Sweet Celestia, Blueblood! I totally forgot you go here!"

Author's Note

Boom! Not dead! Just took forever to get to this! I blame high school, 10th grade sucks! Anywho, heres another chapter for you guys! And before anyone says anything, yes I know lots of people thought of Applejack as Warner but I can picture Twilight SO much easier! So enjoy this chapter and for being patient, heres the song!