Alicorns are cute!!!

by Carl4

Rating: teen
Tags: Main 6, Gore, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dark, Sad, Original Character, Tragedy, Slice of Life
Length: 1042

Abby the Alicorn goes to the main 6 and tells them alicorns are cute

Alicorns are very cute!! Alicorns are the best!! No one seems to believe that besides Abby, the alicorn himself.

He will soon change everyones mind!

(: Another Alicorn story for y'allll!!

Published 2015-09-21 00:10:01 UTC
Last updated 2015-09-21 00:10:01 UTC

IM CUTE AND U KNOW IT

"ALICORNS ARE FUCKING CUTE YOU CUNT" Screamed Abby. She slapped fluttershy on her radius really hard. Fluttershy cried a single tear.

"ow hoe" Fluttershy hissed, she ran away back to her home. Applejack and the rest just shrugged their shoulders and went up to Abby. They observed her carefully. She was sorta hot, but not too much.

"she ain't hotter then me thought Rarity" Rarity had a prettier horn and if she had wings they would be a lot more lovely then Abby's. Her simple pattern and ugly colors that only suited the winter seasons as well. "She's gonna be a big laughing fest in summer with those colors" Rarity whispered to herself.

"Alright, guys, calm down, Abby we understand your reasoning bu--"

"ARE YOU KIDDING ME" Ally roared. She glared Twilight down and flew towards her in a menacing way, She slashed Twilights skin a bit with her horn and did a double loop twist in the air for effect. Twilight winced in pain but didn't back down no matter what. Ally continued to attack Twilight but Twilight dodged her quickly. She continued this for 3 hours but couldn't attack Twilight. The mane six on the other hand just stood there, Fluttershy also came back angrier than a hippo. She was gonna kill Ally.

"Ally cmon chill it's been 3 hours and you're really bad at this can we just talk it out" Twilight groaned, she wasn't having it anymore. Using up most her stamina she found herself getting slower by the minute. Ally quickly stopped in the air and slowly and surely lowered herself down infront of Twilight.

"alright, continue." Ally sighed.

"Well for one you overreact a lot to a point where it's insane! You just tried to murder me and Fluttershy for god's sake!" Twilight gritted. Ally was about to say something but Twilight gave her that look. "ALSO you keep trying to prove your points without any sort of niceness. Like tf chill for a second."

Ally breathed in super deep and let out a long sigh "ya sorry, I just get frustrated you know? Alicorns are juST SO CUTE!!" she squealed and danced around. Fluttershy was disguted, repulsed, and almost puked on sight when she saw that creature happy.

Rainbow Dash finally stepped in. "Abby you are cool! You got horns and wings, that's super ra--"

"WHY AM I NOT COOL TO YOU!!!!!!!" Ally roared again. She started breathing heavy and sharped her wings back, getting ready to attack. She rubbed the ground and charged forward at Rainbow Dash.

Rainbow Dash was stunned, confused, she flew straight up and away from the situation. Ally stopped dead in her tracks and chilled for a moments notice. Before screaming mindlessly into the sky.

Applejack continued to soothe Fluttershy, rubbing her mane and hugging her. She didn't like it when Fluttershy was mad, sad, and sometimes glad with anyone besides her. Fluttershy was hers, and no darn tootin Alicorn is gonna take that away from her.

Applejack stretched her hooves into the sky and stared at Ally for 10 minutes. Observing her to find any weaknesses or potential ways to destroy this stuck up hoe. It's already been a while day back at the farm for Applejack, and now it's keeps getting crazier and crazier by the second. I mean who would of guessed a giant angry alicorn attacking people for not calling her cute...

Twilight was so close to calling Celestia, she was getting so mad at Ally that she had enough. Twilight stretched her booty in the air and then charged not at Ally. Oh no she charged her ass all the way down to Celestia House. Ally didn't see this though, she was too busy screaming and being stared by Applejack.

Fluttershy broke free of Applejacks grasp and ran straight towards the screaming alicorn and tackled her like the Green Bay Packers. She punched Abby first in the face, then the boob, then back at her face. Ally wasn't going to lose to a unicorn pony. Ally tossed Fluttershy off of her in an instant and used her magic to throw her far back.

Fluttershy wasn't effected at all, her adrenaline was pumping too much for her to care about a simple scratch mark. She charged again, but the attack missed. She tried again and again but Ally just kept throwing her back. This was jsut simply too much and Fluttershy knew she has no fucking chance against ally, but she didn't stop. She will not break. Not infront of her friends. And not before Twilight came back.

Applejack watched in lust as she saw Fluttershy defend herself and try her best to kill Ally. It was a pleasent sight to Applejack, the best thing all day. Seeing her crush in action fighting with all of her might against an enemy was a swooning sight. The sad part was that she knew Fluttershy doesn't like like her, Fluttershy has a crush on Twilight at the moment and it breaks her heart.

Rarity had already tweeted this and posted pics on hoofbook. Comments were swarming about the fighting and Abby herself.

"HOW DARE YOU BE HERE, YOU WERE BANNED YEARS AGO ABBY" A random boom was heard, lighting was heard in the distance as well shortly after these exact words were said. Coming amidst the shadows a tall full-figured alicorn strutted her way right infront of the on-going warfare between Ally and Fluttershy.

"C-c-c-Celestia h-h-h-ey my d-d-d-d-dawg" Fluttershy cowarded, she was always lowkey scared by Celestia princess presence. Fluttershy quickly ran behind Applejack, whom appreciated that a lot.

Abby was too stunned to speak. years ago she was banned from Ponyville for causing too much riots and arguments for petty things and sent far far far away. Now she was caught, and her punishment for breaking the rules was now... death.

Celestia just groaned and shot her magic towards abby, who then turned into a pile of ashes. Faster than a heartbeat.

"That was easy" They all said at once. Then they continued their day and forgot all about Ally.

Author's Note

Yooo Alicorn story number 2!! This one is pretty rad and a one-shot as well ((: