The crystal holder

If someone told me I was going to be strangled to death by a crying pony, well I'd probably laugh well it's a lot less humors then what you would expect as I am currently getting strangled by a crying Sombra mumbling nonsense. Wow this is it, I'm going to be strangled to death by a grey crying pony. I noticed my vision began to fade I'm not going to die like this! I managed to knee king Sombra in the gut and scrambled away while clutching my throat. "You tried to kill me!" I screamed at him with a raspy voice. Tears still soaked in his fur I heard a deep chuckle.

"Next time I'm going to snap your neck." I gulped.

Homicidal pony alert! Homicidal pony alert! I was so deep in thought I didn't even notice I started floating. Awesome in here I can fly! When I looked up I expected to see a terrified confused pony, what I didn't expect is to see a dark smile on his face. Or muzzle. What why is he not shitting himself! I then noticed his horn was glowing. Wow, did I just break some world record of stupidity?

"Before I kill you, what are you?"

I gulped Mabey we could negotiate. "H-How about I tell you but you promise not to kill me?" I felt a bead of sweat go down my neck. He seemed to be in deep thought until I was suddenly dropped back onto the ground.

"Fine." King Sombra said rolling his eyes.

I was uncontrollably shaking on the floor  "So why were you crying?" I asked casting my gaze to the black void not wishing to make eye contact.

He growled. "What are you!" He shouted stomping his hoof on the ground in frustration

I began looking around were is that portal Princess Cadence was talking about! My legs tensed I was getting ready to run. King Sombra must have noticed this too because he went into a pouncing stance.

"Don't you dare colt!" He barked giving me a death glare.

This will most likely get me killed. "How about you tell me why you were crying and I tell you what I am."

He growled his horn began to glow and a red aura surrounded me. I then felt an intense burning sensation all over my skin. I withered in pain.

"Tell me what you are or this will only get worse!"

I cried "I'm a human I'm a human!" I began to stop drop and roll hoping it would work. Of course, it didn't stop anything the pain just intensified.

King Sombra chuckled

He then used one of his hooves to wipe his fur dry while he nonchalantly continued my torture. He then began inspecting his hoof checking for any dirt.

"UM!, Sorry to interrupt but, I'M STILL BURNING!" I screamed as I rolled over onto my belly and began slowly crawling towards him. Sombra acting completely oblivious to my pain.

He glanced up looking at me momentarily before glancing back down at his hoof."And what do you want me to do about it?" He said in an annoyed tone as if I was his little brother who came to him crying about a broken toy.

If I survive this Cadence and I are going to have a long talk about my job! I was still crawling towards him.

"What are you doing?" He asked Sombra bit his lip and smirked exposing his fangs. "Are you gonna beg~" He asked in a way to happy tone.

I smirked "Yeah something like that." As I was right at his hooves I used the last bit of my power jumping up and grabbing his horn. Just as I thought the pain instantly stopped. I smirked looking him in the eye king Sombra growled.

"Let go!" He shouted swinging his head back and forth, but I hung on as my life depended on it. I took a step back still gripping his horn I was not wishing to be shanked by that large horn. He began to blush "Stop my horn is sensitive!" My eyes widened as I remembered twilight's lecture about unicorns horns. And how they are really sensitive.

Solomon, You're basically touching his penis. I shot back and hit the ground not bothering took look up at king Sombra. I stared at my trembling hands. "Oh, god!" I mumbled while looking at my hands as if they just betrayed me.

I then felt steam burst into my face I looked up and saw king Sombra literally fuming. Steam was coming out of his flaring nostrils. I gulped feeling like if I said or did anything wrong I would be blown into a million pieces.

"Hi." I said waving at him, his left eye twitched.

The stallion lowered his head to the point where I couldn't see his face. "Well, human," He said in a grim tone. "I can promise you one thing." He then slowly looked up at me staring at me with full intent to kill. "Your gonna die here."

I felt a nervous smile appear on my face. "Um, are you sure?" His pupils shrunk and I heard a death curdling scream. I quickly covered my ears and closed my eyes the scream was so loud you could feel the walls of the crystal heart vibrate. I opened my eyes to see nothing but green His eyes were green. I gasped at the sudden realization.I think I pushed Sombra to his breaking point, Ha! one point for me! well if I survive. I looked and saw Sombra began floating in mid air. A black mass began forming at the tip of his horn growing bigger and bigger. I gulped scooting back on my butt.

"Hey Sombra, maybe we can talk about this!" I screamed as the ball was about the size of my bed!

"Talking is over human!" He then pointed his horn at me. "Now it's time to die!"

I got up and began running in the other direction. "Oh shit! Oh, shit!"