Ol'm8 Greg goes to Equestria
Ol'm8 Greg Goes to Equestria.
Written by storm.
Edited by Quillo Manar
It was a sunny day in great auss land were Ol'mate Greg was sitting on his couch watching the ponies do pony things like twilight sperkle learning how not to be a socially awkward horse. Ol'm8 Greg was about to get up and get a meat pie from the fridge and think about how he hated life because he was bullied at school and only had one best friend named Stevo. All they did was sit on the corner of the 711 and drink slurpies while trying to do kickflips with their skateboards. All of a sudden a pink portal burst into his living room.
"CRICKEY!!" said Ol'm8 Grig as he looks at the portal that just destroyed half of his living room. "If me memmory serves me roit from dem fanfics i read. I'm gunna go on a magical journey with pones" He grab a bag that conveniently had everything to go on a magical journey which had; 6 pack of VB, his skateboard, a rubber chicken, pack of Doritos, his Yugioh deck and his laptop to do dj-ing n shizz.
Ol',8 stood in front of the portal. "roit then. time ta do dis." He smiled and jumped into the portal. Colors bent around him and gave him a major trip as he was going through the portal. He was cheering as he felt all the colors and tasted the muther bucking rainbow.
A portal opens in Ponyville and yelling could be heard from it. Ool'm80 Gregory fell out of the pink portal and fell onto the road. he got up rubbing his head thinking: "faaaaaking ell why did that only last 6 seconds." He gazed at around his surroundings and realised where he was.
He was in Ponyville and all the ponies were doing their usual pony stuff like walking n stuff: "Crickey I'm in Poneville!" He said and all the ponies looked at him. They were confused AS BUCK at the human because humans don't exist. (But MY head cannon is that humans did but died out like in that one fanfic anthrowahtever but back to my sick story.)
They were all like: "wow what are you?" and he was all like: "I'm a human from down unda and im here to live with you ponies because you ponies seem cool n stuff." Mayor mare walked up to him and was like: "Oi pay 500 bits and we'll get a house built for you." and he was like: "Sure thing party at the park! 5 bit entry lads!" and that night Venyl help set up a DJ stage and with his phone he plugged it in and started playing brony songs. (But not the ones that talked about it like it was a show because he didn't want them knowing they are a show for Hoomins.)
Ol'm88888 Grag and Vynil hosted the sickest party. It was more hectic than Soundwave or Sterosonic and if you don't know what they are then that's very un-austraaaaaayian. After the party, he counted 1000 bits. Enough to pay Vynyl and to buy a house.
Mayor mare said it would take a week so he needed to bunk somewhere. He then remembered Twilights library and ran over to it. As he got to it he saw that it was gone and burnt. "Aw fak thats right! It got smashed by that one guy..." He looked to the castle and wondered why he didn't see it earlier and went to it and knocked on the door. Twilight opened the door and said: "What are you?"
"I'm a hooman and i need a place to stay for the week plz halp meh."
"Sorry.. I can't, I only help friends." With that, she closed the door...
"Well fak meh sideways and call me Samantha" He thought where he could crash. Could crash with Venyl but it would be awkward because at one point they made out backstage after drinking 3 vb's.
So instead he went to a hotel and said: "Oi how much for a week?" The stallion said 70 bits.
"Sick m8, heres da 70" He got a room for a week and waited. While he waited he went to Rarty and she made him some clothes that were pretty hectic and he also practice his kickflips on his skateboard. He got it a few times but still needed to practice.
Seven days later his house was built. It was just like the one he lived in at home and was pretty stoked because it was like his house but looked medieval and stuff. As he was going to open the door, Princess Celestia appeared and said: "Welcome to Ponyville human. May you be happy for the rest of your life here."
Olm8-o Gregry looked at her and said: "Oi yeah cheers aye Sheela." Gave her a hug and went inside. He unpacked what he had and sat on the couch that for some reason came with the house. Come to think of it, the house was fully furnished. (Fak aye 500 bucks for a fully furnished house and it's a decent size..plot convenience kidz.)
That night he hosted a party. All the beer was in the sink with ice cubes, Vynil playing in the DJ booth and out back they had a fire going so the ponies could roast marshmallows. (For another plot convenience Yugioh was a thing and he sat at the table and winning every round because he was being a biatch by using Exsodia deck.)
Pinkine Pie came in and was all like: "Fkn vroom." Around the place with poppers and confetti, she was like: "Woo party yeah!" Since he was the only human in Equestria he was sad but was ok with it because no more will he have to put up with his mum saying: "Do da chores kid, go to bed, take a shower, can't kickflip for shiieet aye." Even though his friend Steve wasn't there he'll be ok because he's got new friends.
Pinkie came up to Ol'm8 Gg and said: "Hey lets party aye!" And he was like: "Fik yeah lets dance." And those two danced because they both party animals and later that night they laid in his bed making out. As they both sat on the bed making out Pinkie looked at you and said: "Oi give us some privacy were having our own fun!!!" Now this got meta to the point it was stupid and shut up Pinkie.
"Oi nah fak off ya caant" Said Ol m8 and this got stupid so then they did it and later Pinkine got heckas preggers. The two had a family of ponies and partied 24/7 and one day Ol'm8 Greg actually did a sick kickflip, but no one was around to see it THE END.
