A Bizarre Adventure in Equestria Girls

by type13

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy, Other, Random, Slice of Life, Crossover, Alternate Universe, Human, Main 6, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 1572

A series of short story featuring DIO and JoJo together with Gio and Jolyne from the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Universe and their everyday life in the Equestria Girls Universe

Follow the story of Dio and his son Giorno, JoJo and his daughter Jolyne as they tackle their everyday life in "ZA WARUDO" of Equestria Girls.

A series of short stories on "What ifs" with your lovable mane6 thrown into the mix.

If you're a fan of Ponies and JoJo you MIGHT like this, its lighthearted and a simple read.

PS: Obvious JoJo Spoilers up to "Stone Ocean".

Published 2015-09-27 19:30:02 UTC
Last updated 2015-09-27 19:30:02 UTC

Canterlot High

8:00am

BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!

"Jolyne! Wake up! You'll be late for school!" shouted a man from behind the door, that sounded like it came from the first floor.

"I'm up!!! For Fucks sake!!" shouted Jolyne in reply. She then proceeded to lazily crawl out from her bed and stared at her huge mirror. She then proceeded to do multiple poses.

*Still Beautiful and sexy* Jolyne thought to herself.

Just as Jolyne was finishing up with her last pose, the door to her room swung open, on the other side of her door was her father, Jotaro, wearing a long white apron with the words "ora ora" plastered all over, holding a frying pan and stared at her daughter in her pajamas doing poses infront of the mirror.

"............."

"......................."

"Come down after your done or the eggs will get cold....." said Jotaro as he slowly closed Jolyne's door not averting his eyes at her daughter.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!

***

Infront of Canterlot High

"Did you bring your homework?" asked Jotaro as he was walking side by side with his daughter. It was clear on Jolyne's face that she was annoyed at her father.

"Yes, daaaad...." replied Jolyne irritably, almost cutting off her father's inquiry.

"Do you still have enough money for lunch?" Inquired Jotaro.

"Yes, daaaad...." she replied again, with the same irritated voice.

"Do you want me to pick you up after school?" asked Jotaro again, not exactly looking at Jolyne but, you can sense the worry on his words even though it wasn't shown on his face.

"For fucks sake dad, I'm not a kid anymore!" retorted Jolyne with anger and high volume. To which Jotaro ignored and just kept silent.

"Besides, me and the other girls are planning on watching a movie after class..." added Jolyne as she pulled out her phone from her pocket and started looking at her texts. "Also, you can go ahead and eat dinner first. Eat out or something, we're planning to eat at Donut Joes after the movies."

"Then I'll come pick you ---" before Jotaro could finish his sentence, Jolyne interrupted her father again and said "NO DAD! That is not cool!" added Jolyne as she gave her father a cold glare clearly showing that she is not amused at how clingy her father had become.

Jotaro used to be distant to Jolyne when she was little, but after her mother passed away and they had moved to America, he completely changed to which Jolyne understood but; why just now? why couldn't he be like this when mom was still alive?

"But..."

"NO!"

".........."

As the two Father-Daughter duo continued to walk the awkward walk to school, Jolyne spotted Fluttershy handing out flyers again to people near the school entrance. Jolyne, upon seeing fluttershy rushed to her side and greeted the soft spoken girl.

"Hey Shy! Still handing flyers I see. Is it still for the abandoned pets feeding program?" asked Jolyne as she took looked at Fluttershy with a smile.

"Oh!...Good Morning, Jolyne...No, this is different!" replied Fluttershy in her soft and warm tone of voice, she then proceeded to hand Jolyne one of the flyers to which she took and read out loud.

"Rent a pet Program! If you are interested on having a pet, we can rent out pets for you to try out and if you become attached to them you can keep them! Visit us at 413 Everfree street." said Jolyne as she skimmed at the flyer Fluttershy handed to her.

"Cool, huh? Do you want a pet, Jolyne?" asked Fluttershy as she looked at Jolyne with a warm smile, to which Jolyne awkwardly scratched the back of her head and averted her gaze from Fluttershy.

Fluttershy then tilted her head and noticed Jotaro slowly walking up to them. Fluttershy then proceeded to give jotaro a warm smile and greeted the father of her friend.

"Good Morning Mr. Kujo!" greeted Fluttershy with a smile, to which Jotaro replied with a smile and a nod. Jotaro then noticed the flyers that Fluttershy was holding and proceeded to take one.

"Wha---! Dad! You're still here?! Aren't you going to be late for work?!" asked Jolyne in surprise as she looked at her father reading through one of Fluttershy's flyer.

Jotaro then proceeded to look at Jolyne, to which she averted her gaze with a hint of blush on her cheeks.

"W-w-w-what are you lookin' at old man?!" asked Jolyne as she still did not make eye contact with her father.

"Jolyne, you know ----"

"I know! I know!" snapped Jolyne as she angrily pushed her father aside. "Let's go Shy! We're gonna be late for class!" added Jolyne as she grabbed Fluttershy's arm and made their way inside the school.

"Aren't you gonna say goodbye to your dad?" asked Fluttershy but was completely ignored by Jolyne.

As Jotaro looked at her daughter and her friend walk away from him, Jotaro glanced at the Flyer again and proceeded to walk away whilst fixing his signature hat and let out a loud sigh.

Yare Yare Daze...

***

Chemistry Lab

"Maaaan! this is sooooo booring!" groaned a lazy Rainbow Dash as she stared at her "concoction" alongside her lab partner who was not too keen on her attitude.

"Listen here Dash, I may not know that much about this sciency stuff or as enthusiastic as Twilight when she was here but, at the least show some respect for our teacher!" whispered Applejack as she glared at Rainbow Dash whilst stirring some kind of mixture in a bowl. Rainbow Dash did not falter though, as she glared at Applejack in return.

Just an everyday quarrel between friends was the norm for this class or any other class in fact, and as much as the teacher of said class would want this much enthusiasm in studying; this everyday quarrel needs to stop. It's kinda getting annoying.

*AHEM!*

"Well, if mister teacher sir would just explain things in a not so boring way! Then I might not feel sleepy every time!!" whispered loudly by Rainbow Dash, as she continued to glare at Applejack.

"WELL! If MADAM DASH wasn't up all night readin' her "Treasured" Daring Doo novel, then she wouldn't be SLEEPY! hissed Applejack not letting up her glare and continued to mix her "project" more violently.

*AHEM!*

As the two "Love birds" (to what the class has dubbed the two) slowly and awkwardly looked at their teacher, they have just realized that the teacher was staring at them with a raised eyebrow while the whole class where snickering and gossiping because of their antics.

"Ms. Dash and Ms. Applejack if you are done with your morning ritual, kindly discuss in front of the whole class on your findings about the components found when you heat a cola?" exclaimed their chemistry teacher as the whole class continued with their chuckle and gossiping, followed by the loud groaning of the two girls.

***

Cafeteria

Sitting in the middle of a crowd was an annoyed girl wearing a blue leather jacket and a black tank top underneath, Jolyne, was deep in thought about the earlier events that unfolded. Mindlessly playing with her pasta, a familiar hand was softly placed on Jolyne's shoulder. Caught off guard with the sudden sensation, Jolyne sprung from her seat and defended herself with the fork that she was holding, ready to pierce her assailant.

Infront of Jolyne, her "assailant" was non other than Fluttershy, with spaghetti sauce all over her face, frozen in position with hand still in the same position.

"OMG! Sorry Fluttershy! You just scared the heck out of me!" apologized Jolyne as she quickly took out her handkerchief and started to wipe off the pasta sauce off of Fluttershy.

"Oh...It's alright Jolyne, I tend to be surprised quickly too, so I know how it feels" replied Fluttershy as she just stood in place and let Jolyne clean her, much like how a mother cleans her daughter after playing outside all day.

"I was just thinking about earlier, you know?" said Jolyne as she finished cleaning Fluttershy and returned to sitting down and motioned Fluttershy to sit next to her, to which Fluttershy complied. "I mean, I know that I didn't let Dad finish but... I just... Aaaaaarghhh!" added Jolyne as she slammed her fork on a meatball from her frustration.

Looking at her troubled friend, Fluttershy sympathized with her and wrapped her arms around Jolyne and said "You know I'm here to listen to you, Jolyne"

Feeling the warmth of Fluttershy, Jolyne closed her eyes and just savored the KINDNESS of one of her BFF, until a loud snicker was heard. Irritated, Jolyne broke the hug and scanned the area, only to see a pale blue girl with white hair together with two boys; one tall and skinny and another small and chubby.

"I didn't know that this was called the snuggly room!" said the skinny boy as he continued to snicker together with the chubby small one.

"Yeah! Go get a room you two!' added the chubby one as the two turned their snicker to a full on laugh whilst the pale blue girl just stood on her ground and smirked at Fluttershy and Jolyne.

Not one to take insults, Jolyne stood from her position and took the fork from her pasta together with the meatball and pointed at the group, much to Fluttershy's detest.

"Trixie....."