I get whisked away from my boring life as an office guy into the hooves of Queen Chrysalis. She needs to extract love to live, and I have boundless amounts to give. Will she follow protocol, or will the relationship deepen? Will Our deep dark secret be kept within the realms of the Changeling's land? Will I ever continue the story and live up to this boring hype I've created? And will my autospell feature be my greatest asset or my greatest enemy? All will be revealed in later chapters.

My first attempt at a ClopFic and my first post on FanFiction.net (Not my first FanFiction in all, however). Not sure how it will turn out.
Warning: High amounts of self insert. Please proceed with caution.