A Day in Equestria

by Castok the Shadow

Rating: teen
Tags: Discord, Slice of Life, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Human, Other, Original Character, Comedy, Random
Length: 2944

It was a normal day for Castok.... Until Discord came into the picture.

( A 50 followers special)

Writing stories is difficult unless you have something to tell with....

Castok (Yours truly) was thinking about another story.

When Discord came out from nowhere and teleport him to Equestria.

Published 2015-10-08 12:40:01 UTC
Last updated 2015-10-08 12:40:01 UTC

Thank you

It was a normal day as any day can be. I woke up, straight my legs, head downstairs and had breakfast.

If you're wondering it was just toast, nothing more and nothing less.

I sat down and watched some TV, I didn't have any work and I could relax and enjoy the sunny day..... indoors..... Don't judge me!

Soon enough I found out there is NOTHING on apart from the news and other nonsense. So I just turned off the TV.

'This day is starting off well' I thought as I sighed. Once I had my breakfast, I sat there on my sofa and just thought for a second. 'Well, nothing to do then see how my stories are doing'

I went up the stairs and headed into my thinking room.... Which is also my bedroom. I saw my pop-gun on my bed and charged at it, popping it with a smile. Easily entertained as always.

I got my computer up and running and went on Safari, to get to FIMFiction.net to how my stories are doing. The Appearance of The New was doing pretty well, still can't understand why it's my best one. The rest were fine, although most of them are on hiatus and I'll try and get time to make more chapters for them. Checked to see if anyone had made a comment or a favour, but instead I simply got a PM..... From whom?

I clicked on and couldn't find who sent it....creepy. It said as follows:

Heyo Castok

Like some of your stories.

Can you do one with Discord?

Thanks

Not even giving a reason, nor left the user's name. I mean seriously, who does that? Writing to someone, asking them to do a story and not giving a reason. Who does that!?

"I believe I do" Came a voice behind me. I wouldn't tell you lies, I nearly jumped out of my skin. I got my pop gun and prepared to face whoever was behind me. Reality broke once I saw who it was. The master of Chaos himself; Discord.

"At ease, solider" Discord said as he waved a little white flag in his eagle claw. "I come in peace"

"Discord?" I dumbly asked.

"The one and only!" He cheered as he came out of a large, colourful cake in a split second. With cake blobs everywhere, I continued.

"As much as I am completely shocked by your appearance" I continued. "I'm also gonna say what the hell are you doing here? Clearly I know you're gonna make some chaos, that much for sure"

"Ah" Discord replied as if he was hurt. "So Mr. Casty doesn't like people coming over and congratulating him for 50 followers?" I lifted an eyebrow to what he just said. He merely pointed at my computer's screen and I saw he was correct. 50 followers, nice. "As for everyone that gets 50 followers" Discord went on "I'm give you; Castok, a day to go to..." He clapped his 'hands' and smaller hims popped out of nowhere with little drums that were playing the drum roll. One of them was on my shoulder, which I flicked him off. Soon enough, the drum rolls stopped and a portal was opened in my room. Discord took my pop-gun and used it as a microphone. "EQUESTRIA!!!"

I looked at the portal, eyes widened in disbelief at to what I was looking at. Equestria, real Equestria..... Nope!

"As much as I would like to" I spoke with a serious tone in my voice. "I'm afraid to say n-" Discord didn't actually gave me a choice in the matter as pushed me into the portal with his tail. The nerve of him!

You may think that I got on the ground, sadly no. I was falling from the sky. You know, those dreams of falling from great heights, now a reality! I was falling down fast, very very fast to the ground.

"HOLY MOTHER OF-" I shouted out of fright. You would do the same thing if you were in my state. I didn't even get a chance to finished my sentence before I hit the ground face first. Before you asked no, I didn't die from the fall. Discord is weird as hell, but not a murder.

Now what happened next? Well...

Me with my head in the soil and dirt, muttering bad words. I heard the sound of hooves coming this towards me. Lovely.

"Um, sir?" Came a quiet voice. "Are you alright?"

"Mother of F:yay: that hurt!" I yelled as I started to get up from the ground, scaring the pony from the outburst. "When I find that f:yay:er, I'll make him take his portal s:yay: and shove it up his f:yay:ing a:yay:!"

After having my little outburst. I looked around, seeing nothing by an open field. I also saw the pony that asked if I was alright.

With his horn glowing a light green colour (Don't ask me how I know it's a boy) was a white pony with red and greenish blue mane. But what caught my eyes was the fact that he had both wings and horn, making him an Alicorn..... This guy must be someone's OC back on my world, that's the only explanation for his existent.

"Oh, sorry about that" I apologised.

"You nearly gave me a heart attack" He reposed.

"Falling from the sky will make you loss your temper, mate" I replied. "Lets start over, hello my name is.... Castok" I didn't want to give him my real name, never know what universe you're in. Lets hope not the bad ones.

"Alright" The pony stopped the glow from his horn and smiled. "My name is White Lighting"

I lifted an eyebrow at his name. "How about 'Pork'?"

Before he could protest, I went on. "So, where am I?" I asked while looking around some more.

With narrow eyes from his nickname, he respond with; "You're not to far from Ponyville, I was heading back there myself before seeing you fall from the sky" An idea came into my head when Pork mentioned Ponyville. Fluttershy is there, and where she is, her friends will be or the one on my hit list... Discord.

"Mind if I tag along?" I asked with smile, mostly a revenge smile.

"I got no problems" Pork answered with a smile. This guy is a life saver. Whoever made this guy, thanks. Need to leave this place, not because I don't want to be here, I do. But being maybe the first of your race to land here? I don't want to work as an ambassador, too much work and lots of chats and politics. So yeah, that's why I don't want to be here now.

Five minutes of walking and we made it to Ponyville. Now not only was there a lot of background guys like Cherilee, The Mayor and the flower ponies. But too many other people's OCs. I could list them all, but I fear that even here, I'll get copyright laws on my tail. As I walked with my newest friend. I heard a surprise gasp. I stopped in my tracks and turned my head towards whoever made that gasp.... To only find out that it is the human obsessed mare; Lyra.

"Oh.My.Goodness!" She said with her front hooves in front her mouth in joy. I widened my eyes, this can only end one way.

And that way was that she charged at me, jumped on me and made me fell to the ground once again, but on back this time.

"I told you all!" Lyra shouted at nearby ponies, while jumping on my chest... Painfully. "I told you humans are real! You didn't believe me yet here's one now!"

Pork was simply watching while Lyra continued to jump my chest. "You're alright there, Castok?" Pork blindly asked. I gave painful grants to him, so he can get his answer. Before anyone could act. Lyra turned her head towards me and looked deep into my eyes.

"I have so many questions to ask you" Lyra spoke with excitement and had a enormous smile. She took a deep breath and; "WhatisyounamehowoldareyoudoallhumanstalkthesamelanguagemayIholdyourhandsdohumanshavecarsandtrainsand-"

"By all the holy f:yay:ing deities we worship, I need to get her away!" I thought as I looked around for a possible way out of this. I looked and looked for a solution. Then I looked to the distance and saw the mountain where that dragon slept, where Fluttershy got the courage to tell that dragon to leave. Perfect.

"I will answer all your questions" I merely interrupted Lyra's bombardment of words and pointed at the mountain. "If you go to that mountain and receive a stone from the top of its peak"

Lyra looked at the mountain and saw how tall it was. But for the chance of getting knowledge from a human, my hope is that she would fool for it and give me some time to find Discord.

"Really?" She asked with wide eyes. I nodded as fast as I could. "Alright then!" She jumped off of me and ran towards the mountain at full speed. She may get there in couple of minutes, I need to move fast and find Discord. Pork helped me up, which I gave him a thankful yet painful nod. Getting charged and tackled by a pony while jumping on your stomach would make you feel pain. So don't judge me!

Now where was I? Oh yea.

So me and Pork were walking around the town, trying to find where Fluttershy's house is. Well I was, Pork wasn't. He was more of a helping hand if I was lost in Ponyville. To tell the truth, it was a large town and there was many routes and roads one can simply get lost if they didn't know the way. So how am I gonna find Fluttershy's house and in turn Discord? The answer, find the one that can break the forth wall;

Pinkie Pie.

We arrived at Sugar Cube Corner. When I first saw this place, I thought it was a ginger bread house and I think it's still is.

"Well this is where the Cakes live and all the town's most tasty treats and cupcakes" Pork informed me. Still didn't trust that word here....Cupcakes. I know it's just a story that went all over the fandom. But once again, I don't know what universe I'm in so I wouldn't try it. We'd entered the building, but before I went through the door, I knocked the building's walls. Concrete. And just like that, my theory is disprove and I hate Sugar Cube Corner.

Inside Sugar Cube Corner. The one and only Pinkie Pie was just finishing baking..... Cupcakes and place them on the side to cool down.

"Hello White Lighting" Pinkie happily greeted Pork. Why do I call him Pork? Easy to remember and pony names are weird. "And also hello Castok The Shadow"

I widened my eyes and gasped in surprise. Then I realised, this was Pinkie Pie. She breaks through the forth wall and always prepared for anything that would happen, including me coming here.

"Hi" I said simply, Gods knows what else I could say. "Listen, I'm not here for treats or anything. I just need to-"

"To get back to your world because Discord brought you here because you have 50 followers which is his way of congratulating people like you for getting that much followers and you don't want to be here cause you don't want to be an ambassador" Pinkie interrupted and said in flash.

I needed to know. "How did you know that?"

"Cause I'm Pinkie, silly" She answered with a wide smile.

"You have followers?" Pork risen an eyebrow.

"Yes I'm leader of a cult" I replied with a chuckle. But back on topic. "Do you know the way to Fluttershy's house?"

"Sure" Pinkie hopped back to where she put the newly baked....Cupcakes and placed them on her head. Then she headed back to me and Pork. "I was heading there myself to let Fluttershy and Discord try my newly cupcakes to see if they like it, tag along and I'll lead you there"

I knew! I KNEW!!! I knew he was at her place. Now to just simply follow Pinkie and I'll release my wrath upon Discord's head! I followed Pinkie out of Sugar Cube Corner with Pork just behind me.

"I hope they'll like them..." Pinkie giggled to herself. "They are rainbow delicious!"

'What the f:yay: did she mean by that?!'

The walk from Sugar Cube Corner to Fluttershy's house was a slow and peaceful one. You know, the calm before the storm. Oh and believe me, there WILL be a storm. As Pinkie Pie was leading the way, I noticed that we were getting closer to Fluttershy's house cause there were a lot of animals in a similar areas of that from the show, like rabbits, birds and that single bear that stays with Fluttershy. Bears are omnivores, so they need to eat meat as well as fruits. So how or where does Fluttershy finds meat for the bear? New theory to think about.

We arrived at Fluttershy's house and already I could here voices inside. One of them was an all too familiar chuckle from a certain chaos bringer.

"Excuse me" I said calmly as I gently pushed Pinkie Pie to a side and walked up to the door. Normally I would just knock and wait for a response. But this is Discord, he just threw me in Equestria without a answer if I wanted to! So why should I be nice to someone who just came into my room and thrown me here?! Don't get me wrong, I am a nice guy. But not giving me a choice? No more Mr. nice guy!

I kicked the door open with full power of rage and released my Walsh demon within me. "DISCORD!!!!" I yelled with anger. Inside the house was Discord and Fluttershy, wearing top hats, monocles and having tea in classy teacups on a very fancy table. "Your a:yay: is gonna f:yay:ing hurt in the morning once I finished kicking the f:yay:ing s:yay: out of it, you f:yay:ing chaotic little b:yay:"

"Why hello there, Castok" Discord replied with a very upper class accent. "So good that you have come around, how is your day in Equestria?"

"Don't f:yay:ing change the subject!" I bursted with more anger in my voice as Pork and Pinkie walked in with me. "You're gonna teleport me back home, or so help me I'll make you f:yay:ing regret it!"

"May I remind you that I'm the spirit of Chaos?" Discord lifted one of his eyebrows....Along with one of his horns and eyes, believe me it was creepy.

"I'll be the spirit of uncontrollable rage in the minute" I growled. Soon enough, a silent fell upon the house for a small voice to come in and stand between me and Discord; Fluttershy.

"Okay fellas" Fluttershy said quietly. "There's no need to be mean to one another" She then turned her gaze to me. "Whatever Discord did, I'm sorry about that, but you can't simply just come here and try to hurt my friend" I was about to tell her that I fell from the sky and landed on my face. But she then turned to face Discord. "And Discord, You apologise to this creature this instant for taking him away from his home, you wouldn't like that if you were in his place, would you?" The spirit of Chaos lowered his head and nodded. I folded my arms and nodded as well. I may have let my anger take over a bit too much, plus I didn't want The Stare so I played smart.

Soon, Fluttershy looked at both of us and said; "Now, what do you two have to say to each other?"

"Sorry" Both me and Discord answered.

"Good" Fluttershy smiled. "Now Discord, why don't you teleport him back to his home?" He nodded again and started to cast his spell. I turned around and looked at Pork.

"See ya later, mate" I said with a smile. "Maybe under better circumstances, we'll get drink together" His face was saying to me 'what the hell is going on here?' And suddenly, I was engulfed by a bright light and next thing I knew it, I was in my room. I looked around and give a sigh of relief. Nothing feels like coming back home from a long but enjoyable time in Equestria.

I happened to noticed that my computer was still on with FIMFiction still on the screen. Hmm, I wonder what to do now?

Well I walked up to the screen, clicked on new story and written down....

A Day in Equestria.

Author's Note

Holy Gods above!!! 50 followers, truth be told I really didn't think I would get this many people. I thought I would get just two or eight followers. But I was wrong, again and again.

A loud shoutout for my good friend pork984 for letting me use White Lighting, one of his OCs. Go to his page and follow him as well, thumbs up for all of his stories and like it like it LIKE IT!!!

But most of all. I want to say thank you, the ones who followers me and/or reads my stories. It is great and fun to have people liking what you make or saying 'your grammar is bad', either way it helps a lot.

Once again, thank you, thank you all

Castok The Shadow:heart: