"Ugh, my head."

Slowly I get my vision back.

"Is this a hospital, how did I get here?"

Ok, so there is a monitor, chair, cabinet, ponies...

"Ponies!" I yelled, reeling back smacking my already aching head on the head board.

"Ouch."

"It's ok we aren't going to hurt you," said a white pony (with a tri-colored mane that flowed in an invisible breeze), "We only want to help you."

"Where am I?"

"You are in Equestria."

"Ok, so what are you, who are you, did you probe me, and are my lady parts ok?"

"We are ponies."

"We are Twilight Sparkle, Rarity, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, and Pi-"

"HI I'M PINKIE PIE!"

"AGH!"

"And for your last questions, no," said a dark blue pony (with the same flowing mane as the white pony, but this one's looked like a night sky).

"I am Princess Celestia and this is Princess Luna."

"A pleasure," said Luna.

"May we also ask you who you are, what you are, and where you are from?" asked Luna.

"Sure. I'm Sarah, I'm a human, and I'm from Earth."

"So do any of you know how I got here and I am going to get home?"

When I asked that they all got sad looks on their faces.

"No, we don't have the slightest clue as to how you got here, or how to send you back."

"Ok, so what are you going to do with me until you do?"

"Until we find a way to send you home, you will stay with Twilight Sparkle. Oh and I believe these are yours."\

Saying that Celestia levitated up my backpack, shoes, and guitar in front of her.

"You may also need these," she levitated up a small pouch, "these are bits they are the current currency in Equestria."

"Thanks, so am I free to go?"

"Yes."

"Awesome, ok lets go, Yeah."

Author's Note

Thanks for reading I really appreciate you at least trying my story.