Lesson Applejack

by headless_rainbow

15. Applejack Cheerfully Dooms Equestria

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As she was carried deeper into the palace dungeon towards her fate, Applejack felt herself growing moist, and by the time Celestia opened the chamber where she was apparently to be tortured, she was leaving a trail of fun juice from her sopping wet pussy. This was the moment she’d been waiting for, after all.

“Leave us,” Celestia told the guards accompanying her as she walked into the room with Applejack.

“Aw comeon, let em stay,” Applejack asked, “He could eat ya out while ya get yer torture on.” It wasn’t entirely a joke, since most ponies considered Celestia’s personal guard to be more of a harem than an actual guard. Granted, as true as it was, it wasn’t something any sane pony would call her on.

Celestia was unamused still, and as the guard took positions outside the room, the closed the door with a loud clang. She glared at Applejack, “I only allow you to speak so defiantly to me so that your begging for death later will be all the sweeter.”

The room was lit by dim torchlight, but Applejack was envious from what she could see. It was full of all sorts of goodies: racks, iron maidens, an ornate spit roast, a quartering table, and a number of large torture devices that Applejack couldn’t imagine the purpose of. There were also a myriad of tools on the wall, from saws to skinning blades to pliars to spikes. Actually there were a lot of spikes; virtually everything in the room had spikes on it. There was also a potion case with several dozen vials inside, no doubt things to either increase pain or keep the guest of honor alive longer.

“Besides,” Celestia added, “We will have one of the guard joining us not too long from now; he is presently attending a memorial for your victims.”

“Wow there are a lotta spikes in here,” Applejack commented, then asked, “Memorial? Did he know one of the victims?”

“He is Twilight’s brother,” Celestia glared, “And head of my personal palace guard.”

“Twilight’s brother is in yer harem?” Applejack cracked up. “So after torturin’ me together, will the next time he crams yer cunt be really good or really awkward? Or maybe ya won’t wait til yer done?”

“You jest now…” Celestia growled, "But no, we probably won't wait; we'll both be enjoying your screams quite a bit." She walked across the room with Applejack, bumping a few tables in passing in her anger, “I won’t start proper torture yet as I promised him that he could watch if it came down to that, so let’s just get you loosened up.”

“Oh stop tryin’ ta sound like yer all justified,” Applejack chuckled, “As if you haven’t ever hoofed yerself while watching a pony die. Pinkie Pie told me how she ate ya out while you were gettin' yer murder on.”

“Yes, she did. Her tongue was quite a pleasure, in fact," Celestia admitted, but added, "But my victims, Applejack, were only ponies that deserved such a fate, and I dont' think anypony has ever deserved this fate more than you.” Celestia placed Applejack on a cold steel table with wicked spikes on each corner.

"Did Twi know bout that?" Applejack asked curiously.

"Yes, Twilight knew about my victims, and agreed they were deserving," answered Celestia plainly, "Though she declined my invitations for her and Spike to join; she was such an innocent filly." She glared, "She would not raise a hoof to help you, Applejack, were she still alive, so don't even bother trying to make me feel guilty about this."

"Yeah ya didn't give me much to pick at there," Applejack said a bit disappointingly, but then added hopefully “Gonna dope me up so ah’ll really feel the burn?”

“I do not require drugs to do that,” Celestia informed.

Celestia’s horn glowed, and suddenly Applejack’s body was alight with pain, as if the magic was firing off every nerve in her body. Applejack screeched, her body convulsing from the searing torment, which made Celestia smile. The smile vanished however, when she realized the reason Applejack was screaming. The crazed pony was cumming herself so hard that it was practically spraying femme cum on a wall nearly ten feet away, her pussy visibly churning as she rolled her eyes back.

“Fuck yes! More!” begged Applejack.

Celestia indeed did try to turn it up a bit, and managed to a bit, but it only seemed to get Applejack off more. Applejack felt Celestia’s telekinetic grip on her tighten in frustration. Celestia’s frustration seemed to light the whole room up with power, the rattling of steel and chains heard all around them now.

Then suddenly, there was a loud crash behind Celestia as one of the tables she had bumped fell over and spilled all its metal tools onto the floor with a loud clattering sound. The sound distracted Celestia, who looked back at it, and just for an instant, Applejack felt Celestia’s hold on her weaken enough for her to move.

And an instant was all she needed for Applejack’s murder instinct to fire off. She grabbed hold of Celestia’s head in her front hooves and put all her weight down onto it, ramming the alicorn’s head downward hard and driving her onto one of the wicked spikes on the corner of the table. Celestia’s horn lit up again, but flickered randomly as the spike stabbed into her throat, slicing through her wind pipe. The bloody tip of the spike protruded out the back of her neck and her eyes went wide in shock.

Applejack, and virtually every other pony, had assumed that Celestia was basically immortal. It never occurred to Applejack that Celestia’s body might be just as susceptible to physical damage as any other pony’s. In fact she had only rammed Celestia’s head down on the spike hoping that it would annoy the goddess and drive her to more extreme torture methods. But no, despite having great magical power and never aging, it seemed like Celestia was not immune to basic damage. Celestia was thrashing about now, blood drooling from her muzzle, eyes wide and gagging for air that she couldn’t seem to pull in.

“Aw hell yeah!” Applejack squealed, “Oh Princess, ah’m gonna cum on yer corpse so fuckin’ hard!”

As if the goddess being murdered by a mud pony wasn’t humiliating enough, Applejack forced a kiss onto her, licking the blood oozing between Celestia’s clenched teeth. When Applejack was obviously about to mount up on her face, Celestia growled and yanked back to keep her from it, tearing her own neck off of the spike, which only served to make a fountain of blood stream from the gaping wound. The goddess tried to call for help, but could only make an indiscernible wail, which the guards outside surely heard, but surely believed was Applejack’s screams.

Applejack jumped off the table, moving towards Celestia as the goddess backed away and crashed into another table. Once she was backed into a corner, Applejack was able to get close enough to get a shower from the gaping throat wound, rubbing Celestia’s blood into her fur as she moved closer. Weakening rapidly and unable to concentrate on her magic due to both the pain of her suffocation and the rage that Applejack was able to do this, Celestia could do nothing to stop this.

“Okay, let’s be fair here,” Applejack chuckled, “You HAVE to be worth more than one point.”

Applejack grabbed hold of Celestia’s head, dodging as Celestia attempted to gut her with the long alicorn horn, but Applejack was alive with arousal and easily dodged the attack. Instead Celestia found her muzzle pressed against Applejack’s cunt, which began grinding against her rather enthusiastically, fluid splattering into Celestia’s eyes as Applejack rolled her hips against her.

“Come on, ya old bag, have a taste,” Applejack moaned, “That’s the same pussy that has came on yer faithful students face probably a dozen times since her gruesome murder.”

Celestia shrieked, her mind lost in endless rage even as her muzzle was forced to push apart Applejack’s labia and pushed into her fuck tunnel, literally forced to face-fuck the pony that was supposed to be her victim. Applejack moaned loudly from the vibrations sent up through her body from the scream, her hip motions speeding up still faster, the smack of her belly against Celestia’s face and the wet squish of the muzzle forced in and out of her juicy cunt echoing through the chamber.

Finally Celestia couldn’t take it. She had lost her student, lost the elements, and completely failed Equestria, the great goddess dying a humiliating death with her killer grinding on her face as she faded. Celestia broke down into sobs, her wails again sending shivers up through Applejack’s pussy, the earth pony shaking violently as she felt Celestia’s movements weaken further. Celestia couldn’t speak, but her eyes stared up at Applejack and begged her to reconsider, begged her to get help, even if help wouldn’t be enough at this point.

“That’s right,” Applejack moaned, “Ah guess Twilight did learn to cry like a bitch from you. Ah imagine if yer throat wasn’t ripped out, you’d be beggin’ fer yer life just like her too, wouldn’t ya? Yer just a fleshy fuckable cum rag in the end, aren’t ya.”

Applejack managed to roll Celestia over onto her back now that Celestia was barely able to move, and managed to pull Celestia’s hind legs up so that she could get to the goddess-cunt while still grinding. She pushed her lips against Celestia’s pussy, feeling it spasm and convulse in time with the princess as she nibbled and licked into the hot tunnel. She was amused to find a hymen; since she knew Celestia definitely wasn’t a virgin, she assumed that the Princess reconstructed it after every go so she could be broken in fresh every time. Applejack envied her a bit for that, but at least she got to enjoy a bit of virgin-ish blood.

“Wow Pinkie was right,” Applejack’s voice was muffled now that her muzzle had been crammed into the goddess, “Yer cunt really does taste like peppermint!... But what’ll it taste like when you’ve been dead a week or a month ah wonder.”

Celestia just shook her head and closed her reddened, tear streaked eyed, as the felt the warm puddle of her own blood deepen around her. She had lasted longer than any other pony would have, but even she needed air to survive, it seemed, and her body began to shiver more violently as she felt death taking her. The goddess gave one last panicked struggle, suddenly faced with her own death after having convinced herself she would live forever, but the struggle was short lived.

“Aw fuck yeah!” Applejack moaned, feeling Celestia fading. Applejack knew by now what a pony felt like right before they bit the big one, “DIE you miserable fuck nugget, just like yer pathetic 'faithful student'.”

Applejack had just murdered a goddess, the ruler of all Equestria, and couldn’t have gotten off any harder had she just murdered a thousand foals simultaneously. The last thing Celestia ever felt was the climaxing cunt of her murderer throbbing around her muzzle. Applejack shook so hard that she got dizzy and nearly vomited. In fact the only reason she didn't is that as soon as she tasted the vomit in her mouth she swallowed the delicious chunks back down.

Just when she thought she couldn’t cum any more, she felt the hot fluid of Celestia’s death piss washing over her face. Her pussy churned as if it were having another orgasm atop the one she was already having, and somehow became so pleasurable that it looped around and felt agonizing instead. For Applejack though, agonizing was just what she loved. She continued to thrust as she guzzled as much of Celestia’s urine as she could, feeling what she couldn’t swallow pour down her body. As soon as the piss stopped, Applejack was cramming her wet muzzle into Celestia’s ass, intending on fishing out any goddess shit that she could.

She was interrupted though by a gasp from the door. She looked over to see Shining Armor having just opened the door to see Applejack drinking the last of Celestia’s urine before cramming her muzzle into the now dead goddess’s tail hole while still grinding against her face. Applejack didn’t even bother to stop grinding or remove her muzzle Celestia’s ass.

“Oh hay,” Applejack’s voice was muffled, “Ah take it yer Twilight’s bro?” She finally pulled free with a smack, visibly rolling a bit of brown gunk about her muzzle as she continued, “Sorry about snuffin’ out yer sis as she wept and begged fer mercy. Ah mean it was a blast and ah came like crazy when she died, but ah ain’t no monster that ah’d be above an apology to her incestuous fuck buddy. Aw and ah just offed yer mistress here too; ah guess you were lookin’ forward to bangin’ you some goddess plot while tha two of you worked on me. Sorry bout that too.”

Shining practically roared as he rushed Applejack, the two guards outside looking in finally as he did so, gasping at what they saw as well. Shining shrieked, “I’m gonna rip you apart with my bare hooves and use your corpse as a toilet until you rot into dust!”

“That’s the ticket!” Applejack grinned..

Applejack loved it when her victims got so angry that they stopped thinking; it always made things easier. As Shining charged her, she pulled her cunt off of Celestia’s muzzle with a squish and turned the dead goddess so that her horn pointed right at the charging stallion. Shining Armor seemed to register what she was about to run into at the last second, screeching to a halt, but still took Celestia’s horn right in his eye, tumbling back with a suddenly gasp of pain and leaving his left eyeball stuck on Celestia’s horn.

Applejack figured she was doomed at this point. Even without an eye, Shining was a match for Applejack in her after-glowing state, and even if she did dispatch him there were two other guards behind him. She was disappointed that she wouldn’t die in complete agony, but she’d take what she could get.

Once again though, it didn’t work as she expected. One of the guards suddenly stopped as well and screamed like a banshee, shaking violently as his body bloated up for no apparent reason. Ceasing his screams only when his neck swelled too much to breathe, the guard’s flesh started to break, steam boiling from inside. His agony finally ended when he exploded into a gory mess all over the torture chamber and the others present.

“Surprise!” a familiar voice chuckled as the steam cleared. It was Discord, "Ooops did I accidentally telefrag somepony? I really need to work on my targeting!"

“No!” Shining turned around, staggering and covering his bloody eye socket with one hoof, “You can’t be here! Celestia cast a spell and…”

“Oh that,” Discord rolled his eyes, “Well it just sort of faded away. At first I thought it was just Celestia’s typical incompetence. I mean face it; she’s so stupid she couldn’t pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel, but then I felt her life force flickering when I searched for her, and when I popped over… well what a surprise. Applejack? Not pulling your weight with the other Elements?“

“Yeah ah sorta changed my mind on a few key issues,” Applejack commented, casually pushing herself against Celestia’s dead face again, popping the muzzle back into her pussy and grinding. Not only was she rather shameless about doing this, but actually turned herself and Celestia's face a bit, spreading her legs, and making sure the others could see the corpse-muzzle stretching out her soaked pussy.

Discord glanced down to see what the squishy noise was, got an eye full of necro, but then just looked back up and continued to talk as if nothing was amiss “Changed your mind? Does the new one work any better?”

“Ah’m still workin’ out tha kinks,” Applejack admitted.

“Kinks indeed,” Discord smirked before looking back at Shining, “You seem upset. Did the other Elements crack like this one? Your sister too?”

“They’re dead,” stated Shining between clenched teeth, “Killed by this heartless maniac.”

“She managed to kill them all without being stopped?” Discord quirked an eyebrow.

“She killed 29 ponies in total,” Shining grunted, as if that would make Discord take him seriously.

“30 now,” Applejack corrected him, tapping Celestia’s no longer flowing mane as she continued to grind. “Though that don’t count the extra points ah shoulda got since seven of em were foals and one was a goddess. Not to mention three of em were family members, though one was elderly and ah don’t know if that would be points off.”

“Well let’s see,” Discord tapped his chin, “30 base points, then 1 extra per foal or family member, 2 extra per goddess, and minus one half point for the elderly. So 41.5 points.”

“Also fucked mah parents’ corpses, but they were already dead,” Applejack added, then rolled her eyes and admitted, “Though Rainbow’s death was… sort of an accident.”

“Eh, I’ll give you a half point each for the parental guidance and minus one half for the accident,” Discord shrugged, “Just to make it an even 42. That’s my favorite number, you know!”

“Now that’s the kind of scorekeepin’ ah kin deal with,” grinned Applejack.

Shining cleared his throat loudly. “EXCUSE me.”

“Oh right, I was talking to the newly sister-less lad in armor,” Discord turned back to Shining, “Say if your comrade over there fucked you in the ass, would it make him a knight in shining armor?"

"Start taking this serio-" Shining began again, but of course was cut off once more.

"You know with all she did, Equestria’s law enforcement must be about as useful as a knitted condom." Discord commented, "Of course to be fair, it probably wasn’t all Applejack's fault. Though since I had cast the curse on all of them, I’m surprised only one of them went off the edge. I suppose it was the same effect, if I’m free I’m free, but I actually expected Twilight to crack first, I thought I got the best hit on her.”

“Aw…” Applejack was sincerely upset, “Ya mean ah was under tha influence of dark magic? Ah wanted to have done it on mah own…”

“What?” Shining shook his head, “No, that’s not possible. Celestia searched her for literally hours on end and found nothing! She would have found anything like that! How is that possible?”

“Oh please,” Discord rolled his eyes, “Isn’t this the same princess whose magic couldn’t keep me from stealing the Elements? As for how it is possible, I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain that to you.”

“You should give him the answer in a riddle,” Applejack suggested, then moaned a bit as her hips started moving faster.

“Roses are red, violets are blue,” said Discord, “I have five fingers, the third one’s for you.”

“You only have four fingers,” answered Shining flatly, “And that had nothing to do with what I asked.”

“I don’t think he likes ya very much, Shining,” Applejack said, her voice starting to squeak.

Applejack had another climax, moaning up a storm and slamming her wet belly loudly on Celestia’s corpse. Shining clenched his teeth so hard that blood trickled out the corner of his mouth, but Discord just calmly waited as one might for a friend having a sneezing fit.

“Well I wouldn’t say I don’t like him,” Discord finally answered, “But if he was on fire and I had water, I’d drink the water.”

“Don’t get smart with me!” Shining growled.

“As if you’d be able to tell if I was getting smart with anyone,” Discord chuckled, then finally looked over at the other guard.

“W-w-why don’t you just go kill yourself!” the guard stammered helplessly, still standing his ground, though he was quivering so hard that his armor was jingling, not to mention the puddle of piss beneath him.

“If I wanted to kill myself,” Discord replied, “I’d climb up Shining’s ego and jump down to his I.Q.”

“Go, get back up, and Luna,” Shining ordered the guard.

Discord snapped his fingers though, and the guard grunted for a split second before his body literally fell into randomly shaped pieces, none of which was bigger than a square inch in size. His armor stayed intact, but his body just splatted onto the floor, a wave of blood rippling outward as he became a pile of meat.

“Hay!” screamed Applejack, even as she backed herself onto Celestia’s horn, rolling her hips to fuck herself with the goddess-horn, sinking down on it until she felt it pierce her cervix and push up into her womb, “Stop killin’ ponies without any proper torture!” She then added thoughtfully, “Say since ah released ya, do ah get maybe half a point for those two?”

“Don’t be greedy,” Discord tsked, but then offered, “You know if you want I can give you a cock so you can properly have your way with your little goddess fuck-doll over there.”

“Nah,” shrugged Applejack, her hips slowly speeding up again, “Ah like usin’ what ah got; though another thought crossed mah mind.”

“It did, did it?” Discord answered, “It must have been a long and lonely journey.”

“Actually it was a bit terrifyin’,” Applejack didn’t skip a beat, “It’ll probably need therapy.”

Shining must have thought it wise to get backup himself now, as he gritted his teeth and headed towards the door, but was suddenly stopped by Discord’s magic dragging him back in by the tail, closing the door to trap him in the room with them.

“I like you,” Discord admitted to Applejack, “I don’t even have to fuck with your head anymore, even if I remove the curse you’re just naturally amusing now. Though… if you start killing too many ponies that I could be fucking with, I may or may not end up killing you. Oh right; also what was your thought.”

“Well,” Applejack answered, then winked with a bit of a slutty smile, “You could come on over here and we could have a threesome with this dead cunt. Ah’m sure you’d like to stuff the cunt of the bitch that gave ya so much trouble before. Fer that matter, they probably haven’t buried the others yet, you could fuck Twilight and all of em’s corpses.”

Discord disappeared in a flash, before a smaller version of himself poked his head out of Celestia’s still wet cunt, “Actually, I’ve plowed this pussy before, believe it or not. Her and Luna both; we had quite a lot of happy-fun-rape-time back in the day. I really have to tell you about the time me and my buddy Smooze…”

“Fucking damn it Discord!” Shining shrieked, “You could at least have the decency to not desecrate her corpse!”

“Oh it’s suddenly not okay when I do it hm?” Discord hmmphed, spinning around in Celestia’s creamy cunt so that the juice sprinkled outward.

“Ah think he expects it from me at this point,” Applejack said.

“I think he’s mad before he didn’t get to get his back-up,” Discord suggested, “Well just to show that I’m a good sport, I’ll go call for backup for you!”

Discord disappeared with a flash once again, leaving them alone for just a few seconds.

Luna and Cadence were soberly standing just outside the Canterlot morgue speaking to the undertaker, unaware of the fun in the dungeon as of yet. Luna squealed as Discord’s head suddenly popped out of her pussy this time, spinning around there as well. Cadence shrieked when she saw this, and several other ponies passing by just stared on in confusion.

“Oh it’s been so long since I’ve been inside here, I forgot how cozy it was,” Discord playfully batted Luna’s clit about with one hand, “We really need to catch up sometime! Oh also we’re murdering your sister and Shining Armor in the dungeon, you might want to head down there to try and convince us to do otherwise.”

Again he was gone with a flash, leaving Luna and Cadence staring open-mouthed for a few moments before they both galloped off back towards Canterlot palace.

Back in the dungeon, Shining was free from Discord’s magic just for a few moments, so he rushed Applejack once more, likely intending on impaling her fully onto the horn she was fucking herself with. Discord was fast though, and Shining once again found himself frozen with Discord’s magic. He froze close enough that Applejack leaned forward and forced a deep kiss onto him, moaning against his muzzle as she continued. In reality, Applejack herself was having trouble resisting the urge to impale the horn out the back of her womb and into her own gut, but was holding off so far.

“Luna and Cadence should be down here shortly,” Discord informed matter of factually, popping out of the tip of Shining’s shaft now, “Now stop fucking yourself, Applejack, I didn’t invite them down here for no reason. I expect to see you in action.”

“Fucking ouch!” Shining didn’t appreciate getting his cum hole stretched out by the chaos spirit, collapsing on the floor and doubling over as soon as Discord released him from magic.

“Sounds like a plan ta me,” Applejack grinned, pulling herself off of Celestia’s horn with a smack. Shining Armor's eye that had been impaled on the horn came off in her pussy, so she turned about and casually squeezed it out so that it plopped across Shining's face. “Don’t suppose you could fetch Twi’s corpse too could ya?” Ah wanna make this goon fuck it.”

Discord snapped his fingers, and a large number of body bags poofed into existence, all zipping open and spilling their contents onto the floor in a rather large pile. It was the corpses of every pony she had killed from her friends to the random citizens that died in her public stabbing spree. Actually... there were a dozen very decayed foal corpses in filly scout uniforms too, covered in dirt as if they'd just been yanked out of the ground. The corpse pile was quite foul, the smell billowing out into the rest of the room.

Discord popped back to the center of the room with the pile, back to his normal size, There, I even made the dicks hard for the ones you didn't. Though... some of these look a bit… ripe. Did you want me to preserve them a bit better?”

“Oh no, please don’t,” Applejack shook her head, calmly going over to the pile and digging through it, “Ah want em to rot so ah'll get ta fuck em in all tha various stages of decay. Ya know, make this an educational experience fer mahself. Ah finally!”

She found Twilight’s corpse, though the ‘finally’ wasn’t about finding it. It was about Applejack noticing the maggots now crawling through what was left of her brain, then pushing a testing hoof into the stiff pussy and finding plenty of crawlers there too. She grinned as she dragged the infested corpse over to a now terrified looking Shining. As she was heading back, she stepped on Aloe and Lotus, both of which squeaked. Discord giggled.

“Yeah, mah own little rubber duckies,” Applejack commented.

“I never had rubber duckies,” Discord poofed over and started squeezing them both repeatedly just to hear them squeak, “The only bath toys anypony gave me were an iron and a toaster.”

Just in time, there was a banging on the door, the frame seeming to warp as if powerful magic was being used to try and pull it open. Discord snapped his fingers, the door flying open to reveal the panicked faces of Luna and Cadence, with half the castle’s guard probably behind them. Discord motioned with one hand, and Luna and Cadence were jerked right off their hooves and tossed into the dungeon with them, face-planting on the cold stone floor. The other guards attempted to enter, but found that they could not.

Discord has put up a force field so that they could not get in, though he didn’t shut the door so that they could see what was happening within.

Applejack couldn’t believe it. Every time she thought it was over, and that things couldn’t be any better than they had been, she was proven wrong. She had actually gotten to murder Celestia, and now was going to get to put down the other alicorns as well, not to mention Twilight’s brother.

“Ah am so fuckin’ wet right now,” Applejack panted.

“Well don’t keep us waiting then!” Discord motioned towards the three new victims, “There’s seven more points waiting for you to snatch up!”

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