6 teams of 6

by FanboyGamer3E

{Chapter Two} Who's the number one badass

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Rainbow Dash was sleeping on a cloud as she usually did in her free time, only this time she was awoken by a chainsaw and many shotgun blasts.

Rainbow just sighed and said in a annoyed tone, hhhuuuuuuuhhh, it's always something.

Rainbow looked over the side of her cloud and yell, HEY, SHUT UP IM TRYING TO SLEEP

After she said that four of the five creatures that were fighting each other where now aiming their weapons towards her.

This was poorly thought out, Rainbow thought to herself.

The four creatures with weapons opened fire while the other one was throwing rocks. Rainbow jumped off the cloud and kicked the creature with the chainsaw for a hand in the stomach, she then backhanded (or back hoofed, God i hate word play) the one that was throwing rocks in the face. She then roundhouse-kicked the one in the one in the strange armor in the neck, and bashed the one in the white hoody in the face, and finally kicked the with the beard in the knee.

Now. Rainbow said to all of them. If you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go find some where else to nap.

Suddenly something grabbed her by the tail and slammed her into the ground. She looked up and saw the one it the armor pointing a strange metal weapon in her face, only to be tackled by the one with the beard.

They all got to their feet and prepared to fight, until the one with the chainsaw hand got all their attentions by whistling.

Alright. It said with it's arms crossed. It's not like I don't enjoy kicking some ass, but I think we should all just calm down and talk this through.

They all relaxed and put all their weapons away.

That's good. it continued. Now lets start with names, I'm Ash Williams.

I'm Rainbow Dash. Rainbow said confidently.

The one with the Dreadlocks and brown skin pointed it's own chest and said, Randy Fernandez is the name and hunting monsters is my game.

The one in the armor took out his knife and began to scratched it against his shoulder pad, It merely said. Emile S-682, Codename Noble Four.

The one with the beard put on a Suave Gambler's Hat and said, I'm Dan Q Norris, great great grandson of the legendary Fighter Chuck Norris. Master and creator of the Chun kuk do, also known as the Universal way, You can call me Courier Four if you want.

The last one lifted his hood and pulled his long hair out from under the body of his jacket, revealing the scars on his face despite all the cuts and burns, his face was pure white all but a smile that was apparently carved into his face, and the scorch rings around his eyes. He also appeared to not have any eyelids. He simply smirked and said. Call me Jeff, Jeff the killer.

Bet you think you're pretty ballsy Jeffy-boy. Emile said mockingly, He then pulled out his shotgun gave Jeff a face-full of buckshot.

Jeff fell flat on his back, after ten seconds, he began to laugh. Jeff sat back and began to pull the pellets out of his face, all the while laughing to himself. Finally he stood up and said. hahahahahaha My skin's been bleached and tanned, hahahaha You might as well be shooting a scarecrow, HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA.

No one could see Emile's face under his helmet, but they could tell he was pissed. He put away his shotgun, pulled out his new BruteShot grenade launcher and impaled Jeff with the massive bayonet and unloaded the six grenades into Jeff's chest, throwing him against tree.

Jeff only picked himself and said. That's quite a impressive weapon you have there, Personally I prefer a plain old knife, I feel it's much more useful when you're on the run, doesn't make a lot of noise, not to heavy, easy to clean.

Although that Kukri you have on your shoulder is impressive too. Jeff continued. If I'm remembering my 7th grade history lesson correctly, it was used in World War 1 and the Korean War.

Don't you mean Ancient History, Emile said smugly, that stuff was all the way back in the Nineteenth century.

Jeff looked at him with both confusion and curiosity and said, What time... exactly... are you from.

Emile just looked at him and said, 2552

I'm from 2277, Dan said cheerfully. I'll though I've been all over time and space with my friends.

Wait. Randy interrupted. So are you saying you guys have a time machine.

No. Dan said, We have a Tardis

The hell is a Tardis. Jeff said in a annoyed tone.

Tardis. Dan said. T.A.R.D.I.S., It stands for a Time. And. Relative. Dimension. In. Space., In short, it's a space ship, a time machine, a whole living being onto itself, a library, a Chemical lad, an armory, a training hall, a five star hotel, and a one of those big multilayer Super Market Parking lots, All wrapped up in one little blue box from London, and before you ask how, it's bigger on the inside than on the outside.

Suddenly a giant lizard sprung out of the ground and began to fight some unknown enemy.

Godzilla.!?! Randy said in disbelieve. What's he doing here.?

Randy ran after the lizard which he called Godzilla and the others followed him.

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