6 teams of 6

by FanboyGamer3E

Rating: teen
Tags: Alternate Universe, Human, Second Person, Science Fiction, Adventure, Crossover
Length: 4353

What happens when ponies, space marines, slasher villains, creeypastas, monster hunters, and Wasteland wanderers team up, all i can say is that, SHIT IS GONNA GET CRAZY.

In this Crossover adventure, The mane six must ally with Noble Team, The Slasher six, The H.E.A.T. squad, The Slender Proxies, and The Courier six to save the multiverse, along the way they find common ground they use to their advantage. however the same could be said for their enemies.

MLP is property of hasbro, Halo Reach is property of 343 industries and Bungie, Godzilla the series is property of VSSA, Fallout New Vegas is property of Bethesda game studios and Obsidian entertainment, Doctor who is property of BBC, a Fallout tale belongs to VenturianTale, DanQ8000 belongs to himself, Friday the 13th, a Nightmare on elm street, the Child's play series, the Texas chainsaw series, the Hell-Raiser series, the Evil Dead series, and the Halloween series, are all property of Newline Cinema, all creepypasta monsters and slashers are property of Creepypasta.com and the original writers of said creepypasta.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2016-04-08 01:56:05 UTC

{Prologue} When worlds collide

Okay just one more turn till i solve this. Mat said anxiously. Mat had just gotten out of a relationship and had been in a bar drowning his sorrows in beer, when a stranger had gifted him with a strange puzzle cube, the stranger had said that if the cube was solved Mat would receive a special prize, Mat was just about to solve the puzzle when, CLICK CLICK.

I wouldn't if I were you, friend. a muscular man said holding his sawed off shotgun to Mat's head. not unless you literally want to go to hell.

Who are you. Mat said with fear lining his voice. what do you want from me, the safe behind the painting, take anything you want.

Take it easy friend, I don't want your money, I just want to stop you from doing something you'll regret. The man said calmly. As for my name you can call me The Ash, now shut up and hand me the Cube.

Why do you want it. Mat said timidly.

I don't. Ash said with authority. The first thing I'm gonna do with it is seal it in concrete, the next thing I'm gonna do is throw it in a lake. I don't know what the dicker who gave you this told you, but he lied, that thing is a portal to a sort of purgatory, trust me, I'm doing you a favor.

Just then 4 figures blasted through the windows. One was wearing a denim jumpsuit swell as a white William Shatner mask and was wielding two large steak knives. Another had on a leather jacket a flannel shirt, jeans with overalls, and a hockey mask, he was wielding a broad machete. The third was dress in a bloody suit and tie and a mask made of tanned human skin that was sewn up in random criss-cross if stitches, his weapon of choice was a Chainsaw, the forth was in a red and green sweater, blue jeans, and a ragged and burned fedora, his weapon was by far the most unique, a clawed glove on his left hand, the most disturbing thing about him was his face, it was burned beyond recognition of it previous look.

HEY. a voice called out from outside. Can one of you insensitive pricks help me inside, I'm too short to do it myself.

Oh GOD DAMN IT CHUCKY. The man in the fedora yelled in rage. Leatherface go get the doll.

The man with the leather mask walked over to a window and reached down through it and picked up a ginger doll in toddler's pajamas, who's face was horrible scared and sewn up,

OW, not the hair, NOT THE HAIR. the Doll named Chucky yelled in pain. How many times do I have to tell you guys not to pick me up by my hair.

What do you mean you GUYS. The Scared man said back. Michael, Jason, and I understand it perfectly, it's Leatherface who you need to keep reminding.

WHO THE FUCK ARE THEY. Mat screamed in terror.

Slashers. Ash said in a foreboding voice. as he revved up his Chainsaw hand and Charged toward the group.

The man with the hockey mask blocked Ash's attack with his machete, Chucky then Leaped toward Ash with a steak knife in hand but was quickly blasted back out the window by Ash's shotgun.

To Chucky gave a exaggerated. FUCK.

Chucky was getting to his feet when he felt his hand brush by something, suddenly a red ring appeared around the house teleporting everyone inside to another dimension.

Noble Six opened his eyes, he had just recently had his chest stabbed by multiple Elite energy swords, but now he was in God knows were surrounded my weapon racks from both the Covenant and U.N.S.C. armories, he turned to his side to find a brand new Prototype Mark V helmet an exact identical to the one he just lost, he casually put it on.

Well well well. a familiar voice said from behind him. look who decided to join the party, how's it going Six.

Six turned his head to see his fallen teammates,

Jorge, Kat, Carter, Emile. Six said in disbelief, What the hell are you guys doing here, i saw you all-

Die. Carter finish Six's sentence. Come on Six, you know Spartans never die,

Suddenly Jun appeared out of thin air and yelled. FUCKING JACKALS.

And that makes Six, Emile said sarcastically.

Hey does anyone else see the SlipSpace vortex over there. Jun said in confusion and worry.

The team turned to where Jun was pointing, and were quickly sucked into the portal in question.

The Group casually walked into the T.A.R.D.I.S., recounted their most recent adventure.

That was absolutely insane. Dan said with a excited voice.

I didn't even know the DeathClaws were originally created from chameleons. Hank said with general surprise.

As long as there not trying to rip my face off, i don't care about them. The Courier said neutrally.

So, where to next Cyrene. Ariana said reloading her Anti-material riffle.

I think we should just let Jordan decide where we go next. Cyrene said brushing her ginger hair out of her face.

Oh not this again. The Courier said smacking his face. He's a voice in your head Cyrene, a very funny, and resourceful voice that helps us in a pinch, but a voice nun the less, he can't fly the T.A.R.D.I.S.

HEY. a little man riding on Cyrene's shoulder yelled. I can also take physical form because of Cyrene's physic dragon soul Powers,

Jordan frowned and said in a Russian accent. but he's right I cannot fly the T.A.R.D.I.S. I am to small and nimble like a chicken nugget from Johnny ghost's McDonald's restaurant that closed about thirty six times and was burned down when he could not sell it.

Okay well then, I guess we just sit here and think of something to do. Cyrene said sadly. she the looked over to Dan who was chugging down a bottle of whiskey she then panicked and said. wait Dan, what doing, you can drink alcohol in here, The telepathic field will get the T.A.R.D.I.S. drunk.

Her words of caution fell on deaf ears sadly for Dan was already very, VERY, drunk, which meant the T.A.R.D.I.S. was just as drunk as he was. The Ship shook violently as it took off, when it landed it was a mess, Books were thrown about, the console was on fire in a few places, and the Group was on the ground most due to motion sickness with the exception of Dan. He was on the floor due to his Drunkenness. As if to add insult to injury, the T.A.R.D.I.S. then teleported the group to random places within a 100 mile radius, Just to be a Troll.

The young boy ran through the Dark woods, when he looked over his shoulder, he saw that he had gained now ground from the six killers, the one closest to him being the man in the tan jacket and White mask. Close behind was the thing in the orange hoodie,. Followed by a pail kid with goggles and a bandana over his mouth who was now wielding a pair of Hatchets , a girl who's face was all stitched up with one of her eyes being replaced by a pocket watch, a girl with bleached skin that was contrasted by her being dressed in all black to match her black eyes and lip stick, and a Kid who looked like a combination of the movie version of the Joker and a hipster mime.

Not looking where he was going he ran into something, He then looked up to see a tall faceless man in a black suit and tie, the Creature pick up the boy with long tentacles which he used to snap the boy's neck.

Well done. the Slender-man said while cutting the boy open with his bare hands, now leave me to my work. The six teens walk off into the forest.

God damn it,. Jeff said in a mildly pissed off tone. Why the hell does Slender always steal our well earned kills, I mean seriously am I the only one pissed off about that, I didn't kill people for five years, just to end but having to work for some stickman.

Jeff. Masky said not wanting to hear his teammate bitch about not being able to kill what he hunted. You can kill on your own time, we all can a few stolen kills aren't gonna hurt your reputation, especially since no one even knows the slender man is real.

Shut the hell up you tackling wimp. Jeff said with anger. You never even killed anything before, You don't know how it feels, the feeling of when the victims body fall limp and slip away from this life, ah pure bliss.

That is, disturbingly poetic Jeff. Clockwork said her voice filled with both awe and respect. personally I just kill because I like seeing people in pain.

I just kill people so Jeff can't kill them. Jane said casually.

The only people I've ever killed was my dickhead dad, and the bullies from school. Toby said with enjoyment.

They all looked at Hoodie, but then they remembered he could only speak in binary code, with latin being only a second language.

The hell is that. Jeff said pointing to a gathering of large rocks that resembled stonehenge.

Hm, oh those are just slender's portal stones. Masky replied. he hasn't used them in ages since they're unpredictable.

Jeff ran off toward the stones yelling. NO LIFE BUT YOLO.

Oh God damn it, Didn't you just hear me, STOP. Masky yelled out to Jeff,

Jeff however had already jumped into the rock inadvertently creating a vortex that pulled the other into what ever world their friend jumped into.

The Storm Raged on over the ocean as the monsters battled under the waves, The Shark Beast was monstrously ruthless, but the lizard king stood strong, meanwhile on the ocean's surface the five team members were trying to stabilize the vortex.

Craven any luck. Nick said trying to stay as calm as possible. His compatriot was doing the exact opposite.

No Im not having any luck. Craven yelled franticly. Im trying to use alien technology lightyears ahead of our time, to close a portal that goes who knows where.

It's gonna be one of those days isn't it. Nick said to himself he then turned to his crew and said. Randy tie everything down, Kelsey try to calm down Craven, Moniqe hows Godzilla doing.

Not Good. A French woman said in a worried voice. The Creature is a bit more maneuverable in water.

Just then the two monsters burst out of the water, the Shark tried to flee but Godzilla grabbed it by the tail and proceeded to burn it alive with his green fire breath, The giant lizard looked down at his dead foe and let out a roar of victory, It was at this point the water spout appeared sucking the crew the boat and the monster into the vortex.

{Chapter One} Science, magic, What's the difference

All Twilight wanted was some peace and quite for just one day, No evil force trying to take over Equestria, no monsters that need to be sent back to the Everfree Forest, Just a normal day to herself. Unfortunately, this was not one of those days, No this day was gonna be one of those days she had to deal with inter dimensional beings falling from the ceiling in her throne room. One of the creatures was dressed in a tan jacket, jeans, and a white mask out of all her visitors he was the most casually dressed. Another was dressed in a armored jumpsuit with a big yellow 101 on the back, she also had a large metal device on her wrist that had buttons and dillies on it, her most notable trait was her ginger hair and glasses. Another had a t-shirt, sweatpants, sneakers, and a white lab coat, he had a light orange go-tee, his hair was pulled back into a rat tail style, he also seemed to have some sort of cold. Another was in a Full suit of cyan color power armor of some kind, her right arm was missing and replaced with a mechanical one, her skin also had a natural tan hue to it. The last one was the most disturbing, his face was horribly burned and scared, he was dressed in brown jeans, a red and green striped shirt, and a raggedy old fedora. At the moment they had not noticed her, they were busy arguing and insulting each other.

ALRIGHT FREAK-SHOW, HANDS UP. Kat yelled pointing her .45 magnum at the burned man.

Or WHAT, you'll kill me. The man retorted. Go ahead and do it I'll just come back in your nightmares.

Drop'm. Cyrene said pulling out here JayHawk Revolver and activating V.A.T.S.. I don't want to kill you anymore than you want to kill him, but what you're doing would upset a lot of ghouls I know, so back off.

CAN WE PLEASE PUT AWAY THE WEAPONS. Craven said his voice cracking in panic.

A-HEM. Twilight said earning the attention and looks of surprise and confusion of the humans. If you could please calm down, I'm sure we could talk this out.

Am I in a dream or is this hell because I know that thing can't be real. Masky said with concern.

I've been to hell and it looks nothing like this. The burned man said casually. And if I'm in your dreams that thing would have spiked teeth and burned flesh.

Twilight shuttered at the thought of her looking like that, but then recomposed herself and said. Let's start off with names, I'm princess Twilight Sparkle, what are your names.

Cyrene Caster. The ginger haired girl said smiling. You can also call me, courier two, the lone wanderer, Dovahkiin, whatever suits your fancy.

Kat S-039, of Noble team. The woman in the armor said giving a salute. Codename Noble Two.

Doctor Mendel Craven. The man in the lab coat said giving a sniffle. I'm with the Humanitarian Environmental Analyses Team, H.E.A.T. for short.

My name is Alex Writer. The man in the mask said. but most people just call me Masky.

Call me Freddy Kurger. The burned man said raising his clawed glove.

Well it's nice to meet you all. Twilight said smiling. Doctor Craven if I may, Do you know what that yellow thing behind you is.

You mean N.I.G.E.L, He's H.E.A.T.s field research drone. Craven said smiling then adding. And quite possibly the thing that takes the most damage out of every thing else my team has to offer, If i had a dollar for every time I had to fix him i'd be the richest man in the world.

Very interesting. Twilight said now mildly curious. tell me what kind of magic does it use.

Magic, are you serious, there's no such thing. Craven said like he was talking to a child. Magic is just a word that people use to justify the unexplained.

Oh really then what do you call this, FUS RO DAH. Cyrene yelled before the force of her shout blasted both her and Nigel to opposite sides of the room Cyrene sustained only minor bruising while Nigel was blasted apart by the full force of the shout.

What was that. Craven said in disbelief.

Shouldn't you be more concerned with your little friend. Cyrene said mockingly.

I'm not even surprised at this point. Craven said franticly. What I want to know about is how you can create a blast wave with just three words.

Well it's because Cyrene is the Dragonborn. A little man on Cyrene's shoulder said. I'm Jordan the voice in Cyrene's head by the way, nice to meet you all.

Nice to meet you Jordan, Twilight said while charging up her horn. Now let's see what I can do about Nigel.

Twilight shot a beam toward the robot, that almost immediately began to repair itself, leaving Craven and Kat in a daze. They turned to Freddy and Masky only to find them uninterested.

Aren't you two surprised by this. Craven said in disbelief.

Freddy looked to them and said. You're talking to a man who kills people through their dreams, and has been resurrected by demon sperm monsters from hell multiple times.

And I work for a tall faceless tree demon and my best friends are certifiably insane mass murderers, some of which cause physical pain to themselves in the past. Masky said while taking a bite of of cheesecake.

Where the hell were you keeping that cheesecake. Kat said mildly confused.

In my Jacket, Masky said casually.

Just then a roar sounded from the outside.

So he is hear. Craven said in realization, he the ran out of the room.

Wait who's here. Twilight yelled as she and the others followed Craven out of the room.

{Chapter Two} Who's the number one badass

Rainbow Dash was sleeping on a cloud as she usually did in her free time, only this time she was awoken by a chainsaw and many shotgun blasts.

Rainbow just sighed and said in a annoyed tone, hhhuuuuuuuhhh, it's always something.

Rainbow looked over the side of her cloud and yell, HEY, SHUT UP IM TRYING TO SLEEP

After she said that four of the five creatures that were fighting each other where now aiming their weapons towards her.

This was poorly thought out, Rainbow thought to herself.

The four creatures with weapons opened fire while the other one was throwing rocks. Rainbow jumped off the cloud and kicked the creature with the chainsaw for a hand in the stomach, she then backhanded (or back hoofed, God i hate word play) the one that was throwing rocks in the face. She then roundhouse-kicked the one in the one in the strange armor in the neck, and bashed the one in the white hoody in the face, and finally kicked the with the beard in the knee.

Now. Rainbow said to all of them. If you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go find some where else to nap.

Suddenly something grabbed her by the tail and slammed her into the ground. She looked up and saw the one it the armor pointing a strange metal weapon in her face, only to be tackled by the one with the beard.

They all got to their feet and prepared to fight, until the one with the chainsaw hand got all their attentions by whistling.

Alright. It said with it's arms crossed. It's not like I don't enjoy kicking some ass, but I think we should all just calm down and talk this through.

They all relaxed and put all their weapons away.

That's good. it continued. Now lets start with names, I'm Ash Williams.

I'm Rainbow Dash. Rainbow said confidently.

The one with the Dreadlocks and brown skin pointed it's own chest and said, Randy Fernandez is the name and hunting monsters is my game.

The one in the armor took out his knife and began to scratched it against his shoulder pad, It merely said. Emile S-682, Codename Noble Four.

The one with the beard put on a Suave Gambler's Hat and said, I'm Dan Q Norris, great great grandson of the legendary Fighter Chuck Norris. Master and creator of the Chun kuk do, also known as the Universal way, You can call me Courier Four if you want.

The last one lifted his hood and pulled his long hair out from under the body of his jacket, revealing the scars on his face despite all the cuts and burns, his face was pure white all but a smile that was apparently carved into his face, and the scorch rings around his eyes. He also appeared to not have any eyelids. He simply smirked and said. Call me Jeff, Jeff the killer.

Bet you think you're pretty ballsy Jeffy-boy. Emile said mockingly, He then pulled out his shotgun gave Jeff a face-full of buckshot.

Jeff fell flat on his back, after ten seconds, he began to laugh. Jeff sat back and began to pull the pellets out of his face, all the while laughing to himself. Finally he stood up and said. hahahahahaha My skin's been bleached and tanned, hahahaha You might as well be shooting a scarecrow, HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA.

No one could see Emile's face under his helmet, but they could tell he was pissed. He put away his shotgun, pulled out his new BruteShot grenade launcher and impaled Jeff with the massive bayonet and unloaded the six grenades into Jeff's chest, throwing him against tree.

Jeff only picked himself and said. That's quite a impressive weapon you have there, Personally I prefer a plain old knife, I feel it's much more useful when you're on the run, doesn't make a lot of noise, not to heavy, easy to clean.

Although that Kukri you have on your shoulder is impressive too. Jeff continued. If I'm remembering my 7th grade history lesson correctly, it was used in World War 1 and the Korean War.

Don't you mean Ancient History, Emile said smugly, that stuff was all the way back in the Nineteenth century.

Jeff looked at him with both confusion and curiosity and said, What time... exactly... are you from.

Emile just looked at him and said, 2552

I'm from 2277, Dan said cheerfully. I'll though I've been all over time and space with my friends.

Wait. Randy interrupted. So are you saying you guys have a time machine.

No. Dan said, We have a Tardis

The hell is a Tardis. Jeff said in a annoyed tone.

Tardis. Dan said. T.A.R.D.I.S., It stands for a Time. And. Relative. Dimension. In. Space., In short, it's a space ship, a time machine, a whole living being onto itself, a library, a Chemical lad, an armory, a training hall, a five star hotel, and a one of those big multilayer Super Market Parking lots, All wrapped up in one little blue box from London, and before you ask how, it's bigger on the inside than on the outside.

Suddenly a giant lizard sprung out of the ground and began to fight some unknown enemy.

Godzilla.!?! Randy said in disbelieve. What's he doing here.?

Randy ran after the lizard which he called Godzilla and the others followed him.

{Chapter Three} Weak voices, strong souls.

FutterShy had a lot of strange creatures in her living room, however none were as strange as these ones. One was in a bronze colored armor with a combat knife on the right side of his upper torso, an assault rifle and needler rifle on his back, seven attachments that where not originally with the armor, and several ammo pouches. Another was in a brown leather trench coat with the number 21 painted in white on the shoulder pads and on the helmet which had a built in gas-mask. One had it's face hidden in shadows of it's hood so that only a glowing red frowning face could be seen it was wearing a orange hoodie, blue jeans, and brown work boots. One had on a blue tee shirt, green jeans, work boots, and a brown over coat. Finally there was the one in a denim blue jumpsuit and white mask.

Excuse me. FlutterShy quietly asked. Who are you people, and what are you all doing in my home.

Call me Courier Six. The one in the trench coat said. As for why I'm here, one of my jackass friends got the Tardis drunk.

I'm SPARTAN S-699. The one in the brown armor said. Codename Noble Six.

My name is Nick Tatopolas. The man in over coat said. I'm the leader of the Humanitarian Environmental Analyze Team, or H.E.A.T.

Hoody tried to introduce himself but all that came out was. #$%#$@$%##%^&%#%^*%*^.

Can someone tell me what the hell he just said. Noble six said.

Hold on I think he's speaking binary. Courier Six.

Wait binary. Nick asked. As in binary code.

How the hell do you know how to speak binary code. Noble Six asked.

I hang around with a lot of robots. Courier Six said. Anyway.

"$$##$#@#^%@@##@#^%%$@^^%%^$&^#&$%$%$%#%^^#$"

He says his name is Hoodie and he's a proxy of something called the Slender Man. Courier six translated.

Ok good to know, now what about the guy in the Will Shatner mask. Noble six ask.

The man in the mask just got up from his spot on the floor, took to a notepad and pen, wrote down a name and showed it to the group.

Michael Myers, that's a nice name. FlutterShy said.

So. Courier Six said clapping his hands. Elephant in the room what the hell are you.

Excuse me. FlutterShy asked.

What are you. Courier Six repeated. I remember reading about something that looks like you before, but you're too small to be a horse and you have god damn wings.

Oh. FlutterShy said. I'm a pegasus pony.

A Pegasus. Nick said. As in a flying horse from greek mythology, That's impossible.

Any type of horse existing is impossible. Courier Six. Their extinct.

Just because your planet was glassed doesn't mean a whole species of animal that's on it is extinct. Noble Six said.

Hold on. Nick said. Glassed planets, horses extinct, what are you two on about.

Uh, hello nuclear apocalypse in Twenty seventy seven. Courier Six said.

Actually the nuclear war of Planet Lazuli happen in Thirty Sixty Seven. Noble Six said.

What, where the hell is planet Lazuli. Courier Six said. I'm talking about the nuclear war between America and the Chinese that just about ended all life on the planet earth in the year Twenty Seventy Seven, and what's with this glassing business.