No means no

by zerofireking13

Rating: mature
Tags: Main 6, Slice of Life, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Alternate Universe, Human, Other, Romance, Princess Luna, Original Character, Comedy, Princess Celestia, Sex, Anthro
Length: 67798

I have been transported to equestria with no way to return home. I was asked to try to help the skewed male to female population, that's the reason I'm living in the Everfree forest.

Mickey was an amateur boxer and former Marine trying his best to become a professional boxer. until a car accident left him in equestria with no way to return home. He was tried with a regular physical and they took samples, blood, hair, and sperm. He was asked to be what is called a breeder for the equine nation. That's where he drew the line, he now spends his time as a lumberjack and inventor.

(This is a story that will bring up the topic of rape, PTSD, and other related themes. You have been WARNED.)

(Now has a sequel. https://www.fimfiction.net/story/363152/mickeys-random-adventures)

Published 2015-09-24 22:10:02 UTC
Last updated 2017-07-23 01:51:27 UTC

The Main Six and Mickey

Applejack was happy with today she got up this morning bucked some apples and got to the market to sell, there were a lot of ponies buying apples today and she made quite a lot of bits she couldn't wait to tell Big Mac. She was on her way back to the farm with the stand in tow, then she saw the strange machine owned by the human that lived in the forest. "This ain't gonna put a damper on my day." She said to herself, she spotted her brother talking to the human. She didn't get most of it but she did hear.

"I'm gonna level with ya Mac, I don't want to be treated like I'm some sort of object. Is it so wrong for me to want to be loved for who I am not what's hanging between my legs?" the human said.

Then it hit AJ faster than a bucked apple hitting somepony's head. He was right, the almost all the girls in Ponyville have been treating him nothing more than a sex toy. "I think I need to talk to Twilight about this." Applejack went around the south field and stored the stand in the barn and went to the library. She knocked on the door.

"For Celestia's sake it's a public library just come in!" Twilight yelled.

"Sorry Twi' did I catch you at a bad time?" AJ asked.

"No, it's just it gets on my nerves how everypony keeps knocking instead of just coming in."

"Maybe it has to do with the fact it's rude to just barge into people's homes." Spike said without looking up from his comic book.

"Good point Spike, you earned a cookie."

"I baked them anyways, oh by the way we're out of cookies."

"You just couldn't help yourself could you?" Twilight asked.

"I put sapphire sprinkles on them. That answered that question before it was even asked."

"Spike could you go hang out with Sweetie Belle I need to talk to Twi."

Spike hopped up and ran out the door to visit his girlfriend. Rarity sat down and talked to him about how she couldn't wait for Spike to grow up while she was flattered she also needed help around the boutique so she would start paying him. Spike was depressed for a little bit until Sweetie Belle asked him out. Then he was happier than a clam.

"Twilight I think we need to call all the girls to this."

**********

The mane six were assembled in the library, Twilight made some tea and Rainbow looked deep in thought.

"Something bothering you darling?" Rarity asked.

"No I'm just thinking." RD replied.

"What about?" Fluttershy asked.

"A riddle."

"Really?" Twilight said.

"Yes, I stand in the corner but I travel all over the world, what am I?"

"Oh that's easy it's a-" Twilight was cut off by Dash.

"Don't tell me!!! I have to figure it out for myself."

"Okay.....Well the reason why you girls were called here was because Applejack had something on her mind. Tell them AJ."

"Do you girls think that we treat other's like objects?"

"WHAT!!!!!!!" The girls said in unison

"What would make you ever think that darling?" Rarity asked. Then AJ explained about how when she came back from the market she heard the human talking and what he said.

"He said 'I'm gonna level with ya Mac, I don't want to be treated like I'm some sort of object. Is it so wrong for me to want to be loved for who I am not what's hanging between my legs?'"

"It got me to thinking and now we're here. I was treating a living intelligent bein' like a sex toy. I don't even know his name I just call him the human." AJ started to cry.

"I think now we understand why he lives so secluded, to everypony he's just a solution to a problem. To him he just wants to find love." Twilight concluded. "I think not only do we need to apologize but we need to tell the princesses. No living being deserves to be treated like that." Twilight wrapped her arms around Applejack. "We should go now to apologize." The girls got up and headed out. Fluttershy knew where he lived so she brought them to his house.

Mickey 1st p.o.v.

I got back and took a nap, I was sore from this morning so I needed the break I was easily dreaming away my pains with no interruption from the lunar princess. I made a deal with Zecora and said if I fucked her she would put a charm on my house to keep Luna from mind raping me. I was in the middle of a repeating dream where I was wrestling with an alligator and after I kept dying I fell from the sky and tried again. I tried running from the alligator but it caught me but the weirdest thing was the when it caught me it was now a big ass boa constrictor. That was fucked up, I woke up when there was a knock on my door. It wasn't loud, or rhythmic like Zecora. I'll tell you for a zebra-equine she's a great lay, she can do some freaky shit with that mouth of hers. I gave her some advise and told her to let her hair down more. Literally, I love her with long hair. I knew by the knocking it was Fluttershy, and she usually doesn't come around that often. I used my hand made lift to go down to the lobby. I fucking hate stairs, I wish to kill whoever invented them.

Maybe I could in this world. I mean anything's possible, I just gotta convince the Doctor to let me borrow his TARDIS so I can murder the guy who invented stairs. Save pony-kind from the need for stairs, use ramps that'll work and you could slide down them when you're going down. That makes life easier, stupid stairs. I got off my lift and entered my living room. "Fluttershy what are you doing here I don't have any sick animals." I said as I opened the door to find the main six all in front of my tree.

"Hey Mickey, could we please talk to you? if you don't mind that is." Fluttershy asked.

"Oh Fluttershy you could never do wrong by me, I just want to pinch your cheeks and hug you and tell you everything will be alright." I said and she squeed I opened my door and ushered them inside. "Sorry I haven't made any chairs so I hope you girls like the floor."

"First off I want to say something." AJ stood up and looked at Mickey. "I wanted ta' say that I'm sorry, for trying to force myself on ya' and not even havin' the common decency to welcome you to Ponyville and Equestria, for the longest time I've been treating you like an object and I apologize." She had her hat in her hands and was looking down. "Could you ever forgive me?"

"I do forgive you, on one condition."

"Anything."

I held out my hand and she stared at me. "Hi my name is Mickey, I'd like to get to know you better Applejack. Wanna be friends?" She slapped away my hand and wrapped me in a hug.

"I'd love to be your friend."

Parties and After Parties.

Author's Note

For the readers that have been patient and waiting for it, there will be clop in this chapter. There will also there will be the potato clock. Because potatoes.

Parties and After Parties.

Mickey was happier that he made amends with AJ and now the girls were asking questions, well the ones that didn't know him very well did. Rainbow kept raising her hand like a kindergardener I told her she didn't have to do it but like Rainbow Dash is she is more stubborn than a jackass. She had her hand raised again. "Yes Rainbow?"

"We're you kidding about the potato clock or not?"

"No I wasn't kidding about the potato clock. The market here is racist and they close when I'm around so when I finally got enough potatoes I decided to do two things one was make a clock out of them. Two plant more potatoes."

"Why would you need a potato clock?" Pinkie asked.

"I am a very heavy sleeper. I once slept through a tornado."

"Wowzers, ponies usually wake up when the sun is up or earlier for farmers like AJ." Pinkie said.

Twilight was looking around. "It seems you have a lot of tools hanging on your walls."

"I'm also an inventor. I'm currently trying to invent the internal combustion engine, also solar panels."

"What are solar panels?" Twilight asked.

"They're giant panels that use the light from the sun to convert it to energy."

"That's ingenious, what's stopping you from doing it?" Twilight asked.

"Mostly because I have no idea how one even works all I have is a tiny version of it to charge my iPod every day."

"Eye-pod?"

"No, not the organ the smaller i, it's a device that can play music on the go."

"Oh yeah! I bet it can't play more than 50 songs." Rainbow Dash said.

"I have over a thousand on it. There is this one song I want you to hear. I constantly repeat this in my head all the time." I hooked up my iPod to a phonograph I converted to a speaker. "Now close your eyes and listen."

The girls had tears in their eyes, Rarity spoke up. "That was beautiful, who was it?"

"Louis Armstrong. One of the greatest musicians to ever grace the planet."

"WAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA." Rainbow started to cry.

"What's wrong with you Rainbow?"

"That was one of the best songs I ever heard. It had everything in it." Rainbow sobbed.

"O......kay." I said.

"Sorry it was just so awesome and beautiful."

"Moving on, Mickey where did you get all your furnishings?" Rarity asked.

"Either I loot or steal whichever you prefer from the castle of the two sisters, or I go to the local junkyard and find enough scrap to make something new." I answered.

"Eww, why would you do that?"

"Back on earth humans had a saying, one man's trash is another man's treasure. I take things that people that would usually consider trash, and remake them give them new uses. Take for example this phonograph, when I found it it was broken and had no arm crank. Then I found some parts from an old turn table and combined them together to make a rudimentary speaker. Besides if I do run into anything smelly I have a waterfall in my backyard where I can bathe."

"I had never thought about that. Reinventing and Refurbishing, it gives items a rustic and new age charm."

"Since no two pieces are the same, it's always a unique one of a kind item." I grinned. "I am also not afraid to admit when I need help so I ask for it. Ponies are always so restricted to thinking if something can't be explained then it's magic. I wasn't raised or partially raised like that, I tend to try to find out why things work. It gives me an advantage over others. Magic is an incredible thing as well, ponies can do things that humans can't like walk on clouds and talk to animals and humans can do things that ponies can't like make things that fly into outer space or communicate across the world without having to leave your living room."

"Mickey I wanted to ask you something." Twilight said.

"Go for it."

"What happened in Canterlot?"

"I was given drugs without knowledge of what they did, and then when I did find out what they did I put a person in the hospital. The princesses came to me with an offer of being no less than a man whorse and I said I'd rather live in the woods, so I did. Word got out about what I could do, and that made me seclude myself even more. I only trusted two ponies that was Fluttershy because I knew she wouldn't make a move on me, and Zecora mostly because we choose to live in the woods."

"Did you ever think why the princesses wanted you to do that?"

"Yes, I did but they didn't think it all the way through. I did, they asked me to restore the population of male offspring here's the thing. It's not a guarantee, it's like flipping a coin. I don't blame the princesses but they could have done something else about it."

"Like what?" Pinkie asked.

"The reason why the male population is so skewered. It's because the chromosome that gives male offspring is a recessive trait."

"Recessive trait?" AJ asked.

"It's a trait that isn't common, it usually is the reason why offspring are usually female instead of male." Twilight.

"It's not just a trait within males it's also females." I said.

"Did you ever want to reconcile with the princesses?" Fluttershy asked.

"If they're willing to meet me halfway at some neutral ground then yes I'd be more than willing."

"I know what I'm going to do then!" Pinkie popped up with an explosion of confetti.

"What would that be oh pink procurer of parties and pastries?" I asked.

"Well that depends on whether or not you threw away my invitation?"

"Why I never?" I said with drama. "Who do you take me for? I Michael Frank Young would never even conceive of the idea to throw away all the Pinkie Pie Party invitation. Why I've kept all of the ones you have ever sent me. I am terribly sorry I could never show up to any of them."

"It's alright! I know you would be out of place if you came to one so I didn't mind. I sent you those invitations to make sure that you were always welcome at my parties!" She said.

I hugged her. "Letters would have worked just as well but I got the message. I Pinkie promise to show up to the next one."

"REALLY!"

"Cross my heart, hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye." I did the motions, she picked me up and was spinning me around.

"THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU!!!!!!!"

"I'm going to need to arrive in style though." I said after being put down. "I wonder if there was a fashionista that would be willing to make me a new suit?" The field of pink I was seeing was replaced by a field of white.

"You want me to design you a suit?!!!!!" Rarity exclaimed.

"Well if I'm going to a party, my current clothing wouldn't be suited for a Pinkie party." I grinned

"Oh the chance to design for an alien species. It's like a dream come true. Tell me what style you would like Michael?"

"It needs to be sleek, and stylish, a dash of class, but also casual and durable."

"May I take your measurements?"

I spread my legs and held my arms out. "Measure away." She was so excited and started to measure me. "Twi."

"Yes Mickey?"

"Take a letter, I have something to say to the princesses."

**********

Celestia was listening to nobles complain, just thinking of if went evil like her sister what her name would be. Then a bell rung signaling the end of day court. "I'm sorry my little ponies but this meeting is adjourned." The nobles filed out in an orderly fashion when a raspberry color wisp appeared in front of her and a scroll popped into existence.

Dear Princess Celestia and Luna too if she's reading this.-

It's me Mickey, ya know the one you make into a man whorse. It might come as a surprise to find me writing a letter to you, I have done this because I have a solution for your male population problem, if you're willing to hear me out. Included in this letter is two invitations to Pinkie's Welcome to Ponyville Party. It is tonight come if you want if you don't then it just means you're adamant on currently hating me for not willing to be a personal fuck toy. The decision is yours

With Lots of Anarchy- Mickey Young

p.s. In the words of a great playwright William Shakespeare- Your mom.

"LUNA! GET YOUR CLOTHES ON! WE'RE GOING TO PONYVILLE!" Celestia shouted in the royal voice.

**********

The group excluding Pinkie had moved to carousel boutique and I was grinning. "I think Celestia and Luna are coming." Rarity was busy sewing the final parts of my suit.

"Aaand, done." Rarity said. "What do you think darling? Do you like it?" I looked in the mirror and loved the look.

"Rarity there are no words to describe how wonderful you made this suit. I feel like it's missing one key thing." I looked around the room and spotted the perfect hat. It was a black fedora with white pinstripes and a gray band. I placed the hat on my head and did a spin. "What do ya think?"

"It just ties the whole thing together. If you'll excuse me I have to get ready myself."

The other girls re-entered the room and looked beautiful. I wolf whistled and they all blushed. "Where did you get those things and how fast can I get them off of ya?"

Twilight spoke up, her hair tied into a bun and wearing a blue dress with star sequins. "These are the dresses that we took to the grand galloping gala. Rarity held onto them for us in case we needed them again. You look pretty swank yourself Mickey."

"Baby, I can make anything look good." I winked at them. I spotted Rainbow tugging on her dress. "Something wrong Dash?"

"My dress is so restrictive I can't move my wings." She complained.

"You look....20% cooler in that dress."

"Really?"

"I like it. I like all of them, they really bring out your features."

"Thanks Mickey, you really look great in that suit I love the hat." Rainbow said. When she finished her sentence Rarity came out of the dressing room with her hair let down and in a sparkling red dress I'd be lying if it didn't turn me on.

"We ready to go girls?" Rarity asked. "Michael are you alright?"

"Uhhhh........" I replied.

"Beg pardon?" She asked.

I shook my head and opened the door, "Sorry madam, ladies first." We got out of the boutique and I said. "Look out Ponyville, here comes the Sexy Squad." The girls giggled at that. It didn't take us long to reach the party in the town square there was a banner spanning from building to building that said. 'Welcome to Ponyville and Equestria Mickey!' It brought a smile to my face. Pinkie ran up and hugged me.

"Do you like it? Huh? Huh?" Pinkie asked.

I took Pinkie's arm spun her then dipped her. "Baby it's an instant classic." I stole a quick kiss and then spun her into her friends that caught her. "Now if you'll excuse me I have a party to enjoy." I walked off.

"Pinkie? Sugarcube? Are you alright?" AJ asked.

"Yeah." Pinkie sighed.

"I can't believe it, it's like a whole new side of Mickey has opened up." Twilight said.

"Yeah, he's....sexy." RD said.

"Smooth." AJ said.

"Classy." Rarity continued.

"Happy." Pinkie added.

"Adventurous." Fluttershy finished.

"He's incredible." They all said at the same time.

**********

I was busy occupying myself on the dance floor, but my stomach had other plans so I made my way to the buffet table and started to pile on the fruits and vegetables, I like sweets on occasion but I'm an athlete too much of a good thing is a bad thing. I sat down and starting to eat my plate of food when there was a loud sounding of trumpets that cut off the music that was the life of the party.

"Now announcing their royal highnesses Princess Celestia Solaris and Princess Luna Selene."

The ponies all bowed and they made a beeline for the table I was sitting at. Celestia dropped the scroll in front of my plate.

"As you were my little ponies." Celestia commanded. "Really your mom?" She asked me as the party reignited.

"Nice to see you too Celestia."

"Princess Celestia." She said.

"I'll call you by your title when you earn my respect. Which so far you haven't" I countered. "Hello Luna."

"Michael."

"Still trying to get into my dreams?" I asked.

"No, I've given up on that."

"Still not taking the charm down."

"Buck."

"Take a seat ladies, enjoy the party. Take a load off, after all you deserve it running the country must be really difficult. Relax, I'll talk to you about what I said in the letter earlier and Celestia."

"What?"

"Nice range on the royal voice, I could hear it from here." I smiled and took off to find the girls. I ran into Zecora. "How's my favorite witch doctor doing on this fine evening?"

The zebra had her hair down and looked at me. "This party is really nice, though my drink could use some ice."

"You know you don't have to rhyme around me." Zecora rhymed when she wasn't comfortable, especially in public.

"Sorry Mickey, it's just the crowd makes me nervous." She whispered to me.

"Remember deep breaths and relax."

"Thanks."

"I'm always here for you." I said as I rubbed her back. Zecora and I were friends with benefits, she had a spell to keep her from conceiving a child whenever we fucked so it was all good. I set out to find the girls once again, I found them in a group around the corner chatting with each other.

"Hey Mickey, how'd it go with the princesses?" Twilight asked.

"It's still the same. I can't believe you are taking my side on this."

"I may be the princess's student but I don't hang on her every word. That was something I learned while with my friends."

"That's cool. I'm glad to know that you're not like the others."

"I think I know what you're doing."

"What would that be purplesmart?"

"You're interested in my friends and I but you don't want to make the others jealous."

"Got it in one."

"Well do you know about herding?"

"Little bit."

"Well the girls and I are a bachelorette herd. We never found the right stallion that piqued all of our interest."

"Until me."

"Yes, that's why we were talking in the corner."

"You the alpha?"

"Yes."

"Will this piss off the Princesses?"

"More than likely."

"Fuck it, I'm in."

"Really?"

"Yes."

Twilight turned back to the girls. "He said yes!" The next thing I knew I was tackled by Pinkie and was getting kissed all over the face.

"Mickey, I love it, I love you, I love the girl. YAY!"

"One condition." I said while AJ and RD got pulled Pinkie off me.

"Anything." Twi said.

"Invite Zecora." I said sitting up and dusting my hat off and placing it on my head. "She's got the hots for me and I promised myself that if I was ever invited into a herd that I would bring her along too."

"That's so sweet." Rarity commented.

"I'll go get her." Fluttershy said. "Ooh I'm so excited I could cheer ~yay~" That was so adorable I think my heart stopped for a second. I was suddenly grabbed and sat at a table between AJ and RD.

"Ladies." I said they were both glued to my sided.

"You know that we've been looking at you for a while." Dash said.

"We promised each other that we wouldn't try to do anything until we got ya' to open up." AJ commented. "But we both broke that promise so we wanted to make it up to ya'" I was wondering what they were talking about until they both put their hands down my pants.

"I also figured out that riddle. It's a stamp." RD whispered in my ear while cupping my balls in her hands and fondling them while AJ's hand was stroking my shaft and had her thumb make small circles on my dick head. AJ was licking on side of my neck while Dash got the other. I wrapped my arms around them and started to massage their outside tits.

"Who said that this had to be enjoyable for just me?" I said as my dick continued to grow. "Let's just watch ourselves. I have a few kinks, sex in public isn't one of them."

"Anythin' you say sexy." AJ agreed.

"I don't mind that." RD said.

"I'd also like to have my first time here with all my girls."

Rainbow started to nibble on my ear. "Aww, Rarity was right you are sweet." I was kneading their tits and started to roll their nipples around in my thumb and index finger.

"I loved you girls since the moment I saw you I just didn't know if you wanted me."

"In honesty I should've treated you better."

"I told you AJ all is forgiven. If you want to make it up to me you could blow me."

"Now?"

"Is there any better opportunity?"

"Good point." AJ went underneath the table and unzipped my fly, letting my cock spring free from it's cloth barrier. She took the head into her mouth and started to suck it in slowly. It was one of the best damn blow jobs I ever received her mouth slid along my shaft with ease and her mouth is so warm. I noticed Fluttershy coming back with Zecora.

"AJ better stop, Fluttershy is coming back." I said and AJ's head came back from underneath the table.

"That tasted good." She said.

"Just wait until later tonight. That'll be the main event."

"Can't wait."

"Neither can I, but for right now we're going to have to wait." I told the girls as they removed their hands and I zipped my pants back up. Zecora approached us and I stood up. "Hey Zecora."

"Greetings, Mickey."

"I wanted to ask you something."

"What ever could it be?"

"I think we should end this whole friends with benefits thing."

"Why?"

"Because I want to be more than just friends."

"You really mean it?"

"I pretty recently joined a herd, I don't think it'll be the same without you in it. So will you be my herdmate?" Zecora wrappedme in a hug and was tearing up.

"This is the best news I have ever received, thank you Mickey. Before I proceed there is something you need to know."

"Yes?"

"Once a zebra joins a herd and finds a mate they will stay by that mate forever."

"I don't mind forever. I'm not afraid to commit."

The party wrapped up very well and much to my enjoyment the princesses left. I never got to tell them my idea, but I was too happy. I finally found the ponies that love me for me. Zecora and The main six were chatting away so I pulled a chair out and sat in front of them. "So ladies I have one question left for you."

"Which is?" Twi asked.

"Your place or mine?" I asked the girls looked at each other.

"Yours" They said in unison.

**********

When we arrived at my house I opened the closet in my bedroom then I looked at my bed. "Hey Twilight could you come in here for second?" She arrived soon on the lift.

"You've gotta patent that lift, I hate stairs." She said, "What do you need?" She asked. I poked my head out of my closet.

"Do you have a spell that will make my bed larger?"

"I'm on it." She said as she fired up her spell.

"Thank you, could you also get the other girls up here please?"

"Since you asked so nicely." She gave me a peck on the lips.

So I smacked her ass. "That dress better not come back up here."

"Yes, Sir." she purred and left while I stretched and cracked all the joints I possibly could. If you want to know what that magic viagra did to me lets just say the tip of my dick is poking out the right leg of my boxers, my boxers were halfway down my thigh. I heard the lift come back up and there were the girls I loved.

"Ladies." I smiled as I lay down on my bigger bed. They were all in lingerie that matched their coat colors. I was propped up on my elbows while AJ was on my left and RD on the right with Pinkie was positioned between my legs. I started to kiss AJ while my right hand slipped underneath Dash's panties as I started to finger her. Pinkie was sucking on my flaccid cock like it was her favorite lollipop. AJ, Pinkie and Dash took off their clothes while I ripped off my boxers. My cock was now at full attention at 13 inches, the girls were obviously excited. "Girls as much as I hate to say this I'm only one man. I'd rather take one or two at a time than the whole bunch."

"Don't worry Mickey we'll entertain ourselves while you are busy." Rarity said.

"Okay now you just want to torture me." I replied. The girls took their clothing off and started to pair up while AJ and Dash crawling over me. "Ready to start sucking AJ?"

Applejack licked her lips and eyed my cock. "I got a taste earlier now I want the whole thang'."

Rainbow looked at me. "What about me?"

"I'm going to eat you out." After I said that she practically flew over to me.

"Stallions don't usually eat a mare out." It was obvious she was excited.

"I'm not a stallion." I said as I licked her winking pussy, while AJ was working on my cock. Her hand pumping as she was bobbing her head slowly down. I inserted my tongue into her wet pussy while I inserted my middle finger into her anus.

"Damn that's hot." Twilight said while being eaten out by Rarity.

"Hey AJ hop up for a second." I said. AJ pulled my dick out of her mouth with a pop. "Ready for the ride of a lifetime Dash?"

"Yes."

"What's the magic word?"

"Yes please." She said as I positioned myself right below her anus.

"I know you want to be a wonderbolt so I'm gonna stick it in here." I finished by shoving my cock into her anus. She screamed in pleasure while I was pumping in and out of her.

"Oh shit, that feels so good. More." Dash asked. I complied and sped up my pace. While my hands reached the spot between her wings, and started to massage the area between her wings. "OH DAMN I'M CUMMING!" She screamed as she squirted all over my stomach.

"I never thought you would be a squirter Dash." I said while she leaned on me.

"I never have came that hard. Where did you learn to do that wing massage?"

"I picked up a few tricks." I said as AJ was waiting patiently. "I think it's AJ's turn now."

"Make her cum faster than you did me." Dash whispered in my ear before she joined the other girls.

I looked at the apple farmer. "Kids or no Kids?"

"I want you to give me your foals. Granny wants to see her great grand children before she passes and I'm gonna give her that chance." AJ said as she crawled up to my face and kissed me. I started to kiss her back, she positioned her pussy over my cock and slowly hilted the length. She finally got down to the base of it we were in the cowgirl position. Her pussy was so tight and warm a lot like her mouth. "Jus' gimme a sec. I need to get used to the size." I started to kiss her neck and knead her right breast while I sucked on the left. She started to move up and down while her breast bounced along with her. "Ha-h it's so smooth. goin' in an out." I placed my hands on her hips and she picked up the pace even more. "I'm almost there."

"Me too. Together?"

"You bet." She said as we picked up the pace once more, my balls were slapping against her. "OH MICKEY!

"AJ!" we shouted as we came together. My cock kept spewing out loads of cum to the point that it was spilling out of her pussy.

"Oh damn that felt good."

Round 2: make it a good one.

Author's Note

Warning chapter contains Futa Twilight again you have been warned.

Round 2: make it a good one.

My apple farmer was impregnated and happy, the next mare in line was the booming definition of happy. My wonderful physics bending ball of everything good Pinkie Pie. She was the next to hop on my bed, I could tell she wanted me and I was ready.

"Oh my big honey bunny, Mickey could you please give me a foal?" She asked

"My adorable little party planner will get a foal if she wants one." I replied, I started to kiss her and our tongues battled for supremacy, Pinkie may be good but I will not lose this battle. She wrapped her legs around my hips and I twisted to put her below me and aligned myself with her dripping wet pussy. I inserted it slowly as she squealed in delight. Damn she was tight, I kept going until I reached the base of my cock.

"I love your party stick, it's so smooth going in." She said with a blush on her face. I started to kiss her again, she pulled away and smothered me in her size double H breasts. Good god I was in heaven, Pinkie aways ate but with these ponies the curves went straight to the good places, but I digress back to the fucking.

"Damn, Pinkie are you trying to kill me?" I said as I started to pump my cock in and out of her.

"No just thought you'd appreciate my big balloons." She said while grabbing her tits.

"You're impossible, and I love you for it." I started to suck her nipples, I had one hand around her back while the other snaked down and reached her anus. I inserted one finger and she almost came right then and there.

"OH, Mickey you sly devil." she fake slapped me on the cheek. I removed my finger and slapped her ass right on her cutie mark. "Shit! That stung! Do it again." Pinkie asked. So I started to slap her ass. "Wait! Mickey, pull out a sec."

I was so close and she was too I could tell. "What is it?"

Pinkie then flopped over and got on all fours. "Mount me you naughty stallion." she said with that 'come hither' look that I absolutely love. I re-aligned myself and stuck my cock in her again it went in with a lot less resistance. I was leaning over her back and milking her tits like a cow.

"Let's see if we can get this cow to make some milk." I was going faster with my pumping and squeezing her tits.

"Oh squeeze me, fuck me, come inside me, give me your foals. FuckFuckFuckFUCK!" She said as she reached her orgasm, but I had yet to reach mine. Making me pull out in the middle lost some momentum for me, so I kept pumping and squeezing as hard as I could. "What a-are you doing Mickey?"

"You said you wanted foals, but I haven't came yet. It takes both of us so I'm gonna keep fucking you until I cum." I said as I stopped grabbing her tits and straightened my back, and started to slam my cock into her soaked pussy. "Getting close." I teased as her tongue hung lazily out of her out of her mouth. "Almost there." I was pulling her hips back as I was thrusting my cock into her.

"AHHHHHHH!" Pinkie screamed as she came again and my cock spewed out thick ropes of cum. I couldn't stop cumming my cock was still going to the point where Pinkie's belly was starting to increase in size. My pumping slowed until it reached a stop.

"Oh, fuck." I moaned. Then I heard snoring, I looked down to see the I fucked Pinkie to sleep. I call that an accomplishment, Pinkie is a ball of hyperactive sugar so to be able to fuck her to sleep is quite an achievement. I pulled a blanket over her and lay her on the floor. Yeah, I know how rude it was but I'll put her back up here when I'm done fucking my herd. I lay back down on my bed and looked to see who was next. Lo and behold it was Twilight. "Hello sweetie." I said.

"Hey Mickey there's something I've always wanted to do but I never had the chance to until now."

"What is it?"

"Promise you won't freak out?" She asked.

"I promise."

"I have this fetish, that I've always wanted to be a Stallion." She mumbled the last part but I could still hear it.

"It's alright Twilight I don't mind at all. In fact if it makes you feel better I'm bi."

"Really?"

"Yeah. I don't care about that, I just want for pleasure to go all around for my girls." I said as I pulled her in close and started to kiss her neck.

"Oh that feels good." Twilight said as she activated a spell. There was a small glowing light and then between her legs right above her clit was a flaccid penis just slightly poking out of it's sheath. I started to rub her sheath and her penis slowly came out, it was much different than mine and I started to stroke it. She started to move against my hand pumping her cock.

"Ooh, darling you never told me you could do that." Rarity said as she approached the two of us, "I would have gladly sucked on that~" she said sultrily. I got an idea.

"It's never too late to start." I said as I grabbed Rarity and positioned her on all fours between Twilight and myself. "You're such a naughty mare Ms. Rarity. So naughty that you're going to take pleasure in being our cock-sock."

"So masculine. I love it." She mumbled before licking Twilight's cock head.

"Oh damn. Rarity that feels so good." Twilight said as Rarity was licking up and down and stroking the shaft of the Alpha mare's newly formed penis. Meanwhile I was teasing both her anus and her pussy.

"Just put it in me already Mickey." Rarity said while she was fingering and stroking Twilight.

"Why should I do that darling?" I said mimicking her accent. "You're such a tease after all." I started to finger her pussy occasionally rubbing my thumb over her clit, as I was slowly sliding my dick into her anus. She was taking Twilight's cock into her mouth slowly and inserted another finger into Twi's winking marehood. "Ready Twilight?" I asked.

"What do you mean?"

"I mean we start using this naughty little cock-sock." I grinned. I thrusted and it pushed Rarity even further into Twilight.

"Ooh, now I get it." She smiled and pushed back, we soon got a steady rhythm. Twilight's face was in full blush and Rarity was moaning underneath us. I leaned further and kissed Twilight and started to rub her horn a little bit. Twilight didn't like the horn job so I stopped and focused on building a better rhythm Rarity was moaning and I tell Twilight was ready to cum. Rarity's tight anus was squeezing around my cock in all the right places and I was ready, Rarity was pinching and messaging her marshmallow tits. Twilight breathing hard, "I'm going to cum soon."

"So am I, how about you Rares?"

"mmmm." It was hard to talk with dick in her mouth.

"I'll take that as a yes." I said as I thrusted harder into her anus causing Rarity suddenly swallow Twilight's cock due to the surprise deep throat. Which in turn caused Twilight to cum. "Yes, drink all her cum you filthy cock-sock." I moaned as I came in Rarity's ass, she was gulping down all of the lavender mare's cock fluids.

"OOH YES RARITY YES, DRINK IT UP, DRINK MY CUM. THAT FEELS SO DAMN GOOD." Twi shouted as she came inside Rarity's throat. I was watching the whole spectacle unravel before my eyes. I pulled out of Rarity's ass and looked at it. Twilight soon finished and looked at me she was breathing heavy.

"Enjoy yourself?" I asked the girls they only nodded. Twilight's magic member dissipated and I brought her close to me kissing her neck. "You like having a guy's penis?"

"Y-yeah, I practically idolized my brother before I was the princess's pupil. I always thought about what it would be like and studied a spell." She started to kiss me back. "Sorry about the whole horn job denial I'm not really into that."

I stopped kissing her and looked her straight in the eye. "Twilight I will never make you do something that you're uncomfortable with. I love you girls too much to do that to you."

"What about what we did to Rarity?"

"All you need to do is tell me, and Rarity knew that. Had she said anything about not liking it I would have stopped. When you invited me into your herd you gave me your trust and I will never do anything to betray that trust." I kissed Twilight on the lips, she wrapped her arms around my neck.

"I trust you Mickey."

"And I you, Twilight."

"I'd love to go another round but ponies especially females aren't used to cumming first, the males have a hair trigger and I'm tired." She yawned, then there were two left. Zecora and Fluttershy. The two ladies that I trusted first. Zecora approached me first.

"My my you have plenty of stamina don't you?" She laughed.

"It helps when you have a magic viagra spell running throughout your system. Speaking of spells."

"I have already placed it. Now are you ready my sweet stallion?" She asked as I brought her close.

"Did you really have to ask?" I said. She grinned as she positioned herself over my throbbing cock with her back to me and slowly slid down the length, it went in fairly easily due to me cumming all night in all of my herd mates. When she was ready she started to move up and down my hands on her slender hips her breasts jiggling with every bounce on my cock the tip started to poke her womb and then burst through the gates of the awaiting area. I moved my hands to start to knead her striped tits. I started to nibble on her ear and roll her nipple between my thumb and forefinger.

"I'm almost there love, give me more, please cum inside your mare." She said bouncing. I couldn't hold it for long and came inside of her while she came with me. Then there was one, Fluttershy. Lovely lovely Fluttershy, if there was one mare that deserved my trust overall it was her. She was standing there naked and blushing. She approached me slowly crawling onto the bed.

"H-hi Mickey."

"Hello Fluttershy."

"I don't really want to.......you know........havesex. Can we just sit here and kiss?" She asked.

I brought her closer to me. "Anything for my sweet Fluttershy." I brushed her mane behind her ear and kissed her lips as she kissed me back and I leaned back we just lay there making out surrounded by our sleeping herd mates. Tongues battling for control, I rarely let someone dominate me in terms of kissing but Fluttershy is defiantly worth it. I placed my hand on the small of her back and kept it there. We separated and there was a string of saliva just barely connecting our mouths.

"Wow.....that was..."

"Amazing." I finished for her. I wrapped my other arm around her waist and pulled her closer and pecked her on the lips and yawned. "Man that sure takes a lot out of you."

"I.......ahhhhh.......know I usually don't stay up this late." Fluttershy yawned.

"Just go to sleep I'll be here in the morning. Okay?"

"O....kay...." She drifted off to sleep soon after saying those words. I got off the bed and picked up Pinkie from the floor placed her on the bed and looked at the mares occupying the space.

"Whatever I did to deserve these lovely ladies, I can't thank god or whoever is in charge enough. Thanks big man." I soon got in the middle of the bed and was hugged by Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash. "Love you too girls." I then fell asleep as well.

Mickey and Twilight: The quest to kill boredom.

Author's Note

Add a little cheesy romance for each of them, I'll work on a new chapter tomorrow.

Mickey and Twilight: The quest to kill boredom.

It's been two weeks since the night of the party and we made a schedule to have me spend one day with each of my herd mates, Monday was AJ, Tuesday was Rarity, Wednesday was Zecora, Thursday was Pinkie, Friday was Rainbow, Saturday was Twilight and Sunday was Fluttershy. It was currently Saturday and I was sitting in a beanbag chair reading the newspaper. Twilight was studying I was being perfectly quiet.

"Uggh." Twilight sighed. "Pfft." She blew a raspberry at her book.

"Don't spit on those. You'll have to replace them." I replied.

"But I'm bored."

"Go outside, get some exercise, play with a stick. I don't care do something."

"While you sit on your lazy rump and read the newspaper?" Twilight asked.

"If ponies had the internet and a laptop I'd be catching up on Red vs Blue, X-ray and Vav, and Achievement hunter. I've only got a newspaper and a beanbag chair and are farting in said beanbag chair." I replied. I looked at her over the newspaper, "I might have some ideas for you. If you're willing to hear me out."

"Sex?" She asked.

"What? No, I mean to stave off boredom."

"Like getting exercise or playing with a stick?" She said sarcastically.

"No, I mean like get a hobby. Do something that will take up spare time." I turned a page in the newspaper and saw Wonderbolt tour dates. That would be a good thing to do for Dash.

"Well what do you do for a hobby?"

"I invent things from my world for this world. It brings in quite the sum of cash." I said while reading an article about lowered stock prices for barnyard bargains. I guess since I updated their checkout system they got to lower prices it'll jump back up eventually.

"Can I help?" Twilight asked.

"With what?" I replied.

"Y'know inventing. I don't 'think outside the box' like you say so it might help with you as a catalyst."

"Fine, but never use me and catalyst in the same sentence again deal?"

"Deal."

"I have a few ideas, do you know where to get approximately 200 tons of metal and highly combustable fuel?"

"No."

"I guess going to the moon is out of the question."

"What about a huge supply of duct tape?"

"Why?"

"Dash made me poop pants yesterday and I wanted to tape her wings down to get back at her."

"How did she make you poop your pants?"

"Lightning."

"Wouldn't it just reflect out of you using natural magics?"

"You're talking as if I had magic, which I don't more than likely it would kill me."

"That's awful." She kissed my forehead. "Poor baby." She started rub my back. I pushed her off me.

"We're getting off topic." She stopped and nodded. "Do you know where we can get some shovels?"

"Why?"

"I wanna dig a hole."

"Fine, let's go dig a hole." Twilight said while walking out the library I followed her. "Let's try AJ's first. She might have some shovels." I hopped in my truck that I brought to the library and Twilight walked.

I drove behind her slowly. "Are you going to get in? It would go a lot faster if you did." I shouted.

"You know I don't like that thing it's too loud and too fast."

"I'm sorry that the royal guards didn't put any laws that limited my speed."

"I'll only get in if you promise not go too fast."

"I'll keep it under 30."

"Thank you." She said as she opened the door and stepped in the crew cab.

"Buckle up." She just stared at me. I reached over and buckled her in. "Jesus you ponies are like babies sometimes." I pressed the gas a little bit keeping it at 25mph, I saw Twilight fiddling with the automatic window. I locked the window.

"Mickey, it's not working." She complained.

"Because I stopped it from working, I retract my earlier statement you ponies are like babies with ADD. The things I own you've gotta figure out how it works." We arrived it five minutes. "See how much faster we got here? It would have taken us at least half an hour from the library to walk. I got us there in 10 minutes."

"Okay I admit it is more efficient. What's it called anyway?"

"It's a 2009 chevy avalanche. If you want to be specific, I just call it a truck." I closed the door and waited for Twilight to get out. Then I face palmed, I opened her door and she was tugging at the seatbelt buckle.

"Help Mickey it's trying to eat me."

"First off it's not even alive, second press the red button on the buckle."

She pressed the red button and was released. "Sorry, I didn't know."

"It's fine Twi just ask before you start fiddling with things, alright?"

"M'kay, thank you." She said. "AJ's coming." I turned to my other marefriend.

"Hey AJ, what's up?"

"Great news hon'.... I'm pregnant."

"Really?"

"I took five test all positive."

"That's so great." I grabbed her and spun her around.

"Hold on now. What are you two doin' here? With that contraption of yours."

"It's a truck and we're here to fight off boredom." Twilight said with joy. "I can't wait until the foal arrives. I've always wanted to be a herdmother."

"Don't worry but when I told granny she wanted me to get married before the foal arrived. Do ya mind?"

"I've got to know how long pony pregnancies are." I said.

"They usually last about 11 months, what are human's?" Twilight said and asked.

"Nine months, sometimes in really rare cases, earlier."

"So then we can probably plan around 10 months. What's this abou' boredom?" AJ asked.

"Twilight was bored with reading, it was bothering me. I gave her an idea long story short, we need some shovels so we can dig a hole." I said.

"Jus' to dig a hole?" AJ asked.

"Yes." Twilight said.

"Gimme a sec I'll go get 'em" AJ said while I leaned against the grill of my truck. Twilight was looking around.

"Their things are starting to look better, do you know anything about this?"

"I kind of caused it. I came to return gardening tools and Mac needed help and I had my truck with me to get a huge rock up. The rock has been there ever since Sweet Apple Acres was founded so I decided to try to crack the rock open, what I found was very rare jewels black diamonds. It got them out of the hole money wise and now they're working on fixing up the place."

"Wow, that's incredible. You didn't want anything for it?"

"Nah, they have so much being taken from them I decided to give back."

"How'd you guess that the rock had black diamonds in it?"

"It didn't feel as heavy as it should have been for a rock that size. It was also a 45% guess."

"What if it wasn't?"

"I would've painted the word 'Tom' on it and dropped it off at Rarity's boutique."

"So that's what happened to that rock." AJ said as she returned. "I was wonderin' what happened to it."

"Well not only did I give you a baby I gave you riches beyond your wildest dreams."

"Oh baby." She cupped my jaw and kissed me on the lips. "I can't thank ya' enough."

"Anythin' to make my little darlin's happy." I said in her accent as I rubbed her belly.

"Oh don' remind me, as soon as the little one starts to bulge my belly I can't work anymore. My mom jus' couldn't keep still when she had AB so I can't imagine something like that happenin' to me until it does. Here's your shovels."

"Thanks babe." I kissed her once more before I put the shovels in the bed of the truck and AJ kissed Twilight on the cheek.

"See ya around." AJ waved as we drove off. I found a place outside of whitetail woods we got out and started to dig. It was a square hole and it was about 4-5 ft. It was almost sundown.

Twilight was now covered in dirt. "Why are we digging this hole?"

"I just wanted to dig a hole. Did you ever want to do something just because?"

"No. I've always thought things out before doing them."

"You need to be more instinctive, do things because you want to. I do things because there is no other reason to it's fun." I stopped digging and tossed the shovels out the hole. "Come on let's get out of this hole." I climbed up out of it, Twilight was struggling to get out.

"Please help." she said as she fell on her ass. I held my hand out to her she grabbed it and pulled me down into the hole right on top of her. We looked at each other's eyes. "Pfffttt, hahahahahahahahahahahaha." Twilight laughed.

"Ehahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha." I joined with her. We looked silly, in a 4-5 ft hole on each other's asses.

"This is what's like to be instinctive, it's pretty fun...ny."

"Let's get out of here, this time you first." I said. I helped her get out then I got out myself. We grabbed the shovels and started to fill the hole, by the time we stopped the stars we're out and we sat down looking up. I held her hand as we lay down over the dirty patch. "The stars are so beautiful."

"Astronomy."

"What?"

"I like astronomy, it could be my hobby. I was just to busy to think about it." She rolled over and kissed me sensually. Tongue against tongue battling for control over the other.

"Twi....Twilight." I said and she stopped. "Let's just lay here, together. No sex, no anything just lay here and look at the stars."

"Mickey?"

"What?"

"Thanks."

"You're welcome." We laid there for two more hours and then I took her back home we laid in bed, and soon fell asleep after that.

Canterlot: part one

I was sitting on a train reading a newspaper again. I looked around to see my herd, excluding Zecora she had some business back home and couldn't come, they were practically bouncing around I just sighed and continued to read my newspaper.

"What's gotten your tail in a twist Mickey?" Dash.

"First off I don't have a tail and second I don't like Canterlot."

"What's not to like? The fashion, the architecture, the food. It's so wonderful." Rarity said.

"The fact that every time I sleep out of my house I almost get raped in my dreams, it's the home to the rulers of the country that want to either kill me, fuck me, or both. There's also the part where the unicorns think that they're so superior to every other race because they can do magic. Need I continue?"

"Well I suppose there is that." Rarity said quietly. Pinkie then bounced into view.

"Don't worry Mickey if there's anything Pinkie Pie can do is make a pony smile. I will make you smile in Canterlot even if it kills me!" She declared.

"Don't go that far, I don't need to explain to your family how you wound up dead. They'll kill me for being in the general area and being your stallionfriend." I said without looking up from my newspaper. "I already met Maud, and she only cares about your safety. It did hurt when you told her that she was going to be an aunt. I got the ever loving collective shit beat out of me. I may be a boxer but I'm not going to hit a girl, so I stood there like a man and took it."

"More like laying down and crying." AJ snickered.

"When you grow a pair of testicles and get kicked in them by a pony that can demolish rocks with her bare hands, you would be crying too." I replied I still had bruises from that confrontation. She did apologize afterwords when Pinkie explained things to her. I couldn't tell if she meant it in that monotone voice of her's but I took Pinkie's word for it. She just asked for me not to betray Pinkie, or else that beating I took would have been spring break compared to what she would've done. "My point still stands, Canterlot is just a place full of racist bigots, who care more about themselves then the hobo on the street begging for change."

"What about me?" Twilight asked. "I was born in Canterlot, do you think I'm a racist bigot?"

"You're different." I said as I looked up from the newspaper.

"How so?"

"You changed, from what Spike has told me you used to be the polar opposite of what you are now. That's what makes you different, your family is the same way I can respect your brother and parents for wanting to protect you. The others I couldn't give two shits and a fuck about. I wanted to know, where will we be staying?"

"The castle." Twilight replied

"Great spending who knows how long with immortal alicorns that could atomize me at any given second. Will your brother be there as well?"

"Yes he will."

"That's not all folks we'll throw in an angry captain of the guard that can and probably will murder me for being his little sister's stallionfriend, what a great deal two for the price of one all for the low price of just 14.99 plus processing and handling." I replied once more. "Fluttershy could you please come here?"

"W-why?" she asked.

"Because I need some snuggle-wuggles for my boo-boos." I said cutely and with my arms stretched out, as soon as I said that Fluttershy and Pinkie were closer to me than siamese twins. I grabbed on to my necklace and rubbed it it had the letter A on it, I dwelled on the past for a little bit longer. "How much longer until Canterlot?"

"About an hour." Rarity said while reading a magazine. So I got comfortable and took a nap between my shy girl and my pink baker.

I woke up and looked out the window, Canterlot was fast approaching and there was nothing I could do about it. I got up and stretched my back. The train slowed to stop and the girls were ready to leave the train as soon as I stepped my foot out the train car with my luggage in hand there was the blaring of a horn.

"Now presenting the elements of harmony." I looked to see that they had literally rolled a red carpet out for my girls. I just zipped up my jacket and put on my hat and walked behind them while they did meet and greets. I carried my luggage as the girls were put into a carriage I was about to get in, but was then stopped by a guard. "Sorry sir, you're going to have to wait for the next carriage." The girls were looking at me I could see there was ample room but I didn't want to argue with what were considered the police.

"Okay." I acquiesced, "Be safe girls." I waved them off. I sat down on a bench and waited the crowd dispersed and I was left all alone except for the guard. Who was called to the castle to report back to his regular duties. I waited and waited, I don't think there was another carriage coming for me. I wiped the tears out of my eyes and started to walk in the direction of the castle. It wasn't that hard to find, it was huge kind of obvious where it was. I grabbed my luggage and rolled it behind me down the street. This was disrespectful, it was obvious that I was with the elements and they up and leave me! I just kept walking, I hope the girls were waiting for me....right?

Two miles! I had to walk two fucking miles to get to the castle. I never knew Canterlot was so big, it made me even more pissed that I had to carry my luggage behind me, and I spent half my bits on a tofu dog that tasted funny. I got to the castle gates and said to the pair of guards. "Mickey Young I'm with the elements of harmony."

"Do you have any proof?" The guard asked.

"I'm their herd mate. Go ask them."

"Yeah I'm not buying it. Hit the road jackass."

"Oh wait maybe he could be with them, as their trained pet monkey."

I lost it at that point and knocked that guard straight the fuck out. I started kicking him. "Who. The. Fuck. Are. You. Calling. A. MONKEY!" I said between each kick. "Wait a minute where'd the other guy-" I didn't get to complete my sentence because I was knocked out, when I came to I was looking at the bars of a cell. I rubbed my head. "Aww shit." I hung my head in shame. Why'd I have to go and do that? I should've turned the other cheek. I should have tried harder to get to the girls, I'd probably end up in the same situation but it'd been less shameful. I heard footsteps approaching and then stopped in front of me. I looked up to see the solar princess looking down at me. "Come here to gloat, now that you have me by the balls."

"No I haven't." She said, opened the cell door and sat down next to me. "I don't get you. You actively seek out to defy me, why?"

I sighed. "Ever since I came here, when I first met you. You looked down on me, back where I come from you'd get punched in the face for that. No matter where you are or what position. You degraded me before you even knew me just because of rumor, and when you made me that breeder offer. It told me I'm nothing that a prostitute. I'm a soldier, I saw a lot of things in war saw my friends killed. I was considered a hero to some. It left a lot of scars, when you told me the things you did............. I was disrespected it hurt me on more than an emotional level."

"I'm sorry. I didn't realize it, to be honest I had a rough day that day. That shouldn't have effected the way I approached you that day. I shouldn't look down on others because of who they are. Mich-Mickey I'm sorry. You shouldn't have been treated the way you were and that's what led our dislike of each other."

"I'm sorry too, I just- everything happened so fast and was confusing, things happened to me without my consent and I was angry. I shouldn't have lashed out and I apologize."

"Do you want to start over?" She asked.

"I'd like that."

Canterlot: part duce

Celestia didn't have my complete trust, I didn't bow to her I'm an american americans don't bow. I was walking side by side with her, "I'm going to still call you Celestia you do realize this."

"I wish more ponies would. Honestly I have to always be the princess to them. It's annoying, I can see why you live in the woods."

"That's mostly to stop kids from staring at me like a damned freak show. I mean fuck can't a guy get a damn tofu dog without the ponies questioning whether or not I escaped from the zoo?"

"What's with all the swearing too?" She asked.

"It's cathartic, you could spend tons of money on therapy when simply yelling out the word fuck for a long time works just as well and is way cheaper."

"The fighting?"

"Discipline, I get angry too fast when someone or somepony says something to piss me off. I hit a punching bag and imagine their face on it, it helps me sleep better at night."

"Good to know." She said. "Listen again I'm sorry about the whole carriage thing and the stuff with the guards."

"It's water under the bridge, If I held on to that anger I would be much worse than I am now."

"So......Friends?" She held out her hand.

"No." I replied.

"No?" She asked.

"Listen I know we've just started over, but I can't really be friends with a person I know barely anything about. I know that you move the sun, have Twi as your personal student, and rule the nation. That's about it, also you don't have my trust either."

"Okay, the first part I understand but why the second part."

"Because you play games with your subjects."

"I don't get it." She admitted.

"You go around treating your subjects like pawns on a chessboard. They're sacrificial lambs of sorts, you want your subjects to treat you like just another pony when you yourself don't treat them like one. It's all just a game to you, the pawns are the regular subjects but you don't realize the miracles that happen. I see a lot of things, like a single mother working two jobs to support her two children and still finds time to spend with them." I said. "That was another reason I hated you. The ponies put you on a pedestal and instead of being humble and refusing it, you just tilt your head up, smile and wave. It's like just because you move the sun you're entitled to everything that you receive, but you don't no one does. Just because you've been on this planet for longer than anyone else doesn't mean you deserve to be princess, the people should have a say in who should or shouldn't be their leader, and you always skirt on your responsibilities. If you were the leader you say you were you would be out there helping your subjects when they need you. Not sit behind a desk and finger yourself just to leave it to your student and her friends to figure it out because they are the wielders of harmony." I was breathing heavily with my rant spent Celestia's eyebrows were raised and her jaw was unhinged.

"I....I had no idea you even felt that way. Is it all true?" She asked.

"It's my opinion, from what I gathered you've basically brainwashed these ponies to not accept forward thinking. It's hurting them, they just don't know it."

"How would you know that?" She asked.

"A great man once said, no matter how hard you fall, not even how big of a failure you have ever had. Just keep moving forward."

"I....suppose ruling almost non-stop by yourself for thousands of years gets....."

"Old?"

"Yeah, I can't really remember the last time I just had fun without any consequences."

"It's never too late to start, just gotta stop playing games with your subjects. It demoralizes you, hurt you in ways you never expect before you know it. Sometin' bad 'appins." I finished with my best Gambit accent I could muster.

"Something bad will always happen eventually, but you're right. I need to approach my subjects like another pony not as game pieces. It's not all the time I actually agree with somepony on something."

"I know you've had a rough life when you spent a thousand years doing everything by yourself, but it's time to let someone else take control so you can take a load off."

"That'd be nice." She sighed. We continued to walk. "Mickey I'll take care of that whole mix-up with the carriage and talk to the guards, I had told them you were allowed in. This will not go unpunished." We finally reached the hallway where the rooms were at.

"Thanks for busting me outta prison. I never thought you would have done that given our history."

"I'm not saying that you were in the right, you were wrong but you know that. Those guards didn't that's why I got you out and punishing them. You've already been punished from the looks of it." She commented.

"Yeah, but that's a story for another time. If you'll excuse me I have to get back to my girls." I said turning to the door and opening it to find my girls all worried for me.

"MICKEY!" Pinkie tackled me kissing me all over my face. Followed by the other girls piling on to me as well.

"We thought you were right after us." Rarity said as I got up.

"They got lost I had to walk no big deal. I've had a long day, a funny tasting tofu dog, and I'm filthy and need a shower."

"They're over there." Twilight pointed out. I hugged her and grabbed my suitcase, Celestia must've had someone brought up before I arrived. I thought to myself and headed into the shower.

"Girls I think we need to you know....." Twilight trailed off.

"I agree completely but I have no idea who should do so." Rarity said.

"I want to, I haven't taken a shower yet and my heat is starting to show. I need relief so I won't become a maniac in front of the princesses." Rainbow volunteered.

"Me too." Twilight said. "We still haven't officially done anything since that night he took us all and I want to use my spell on him." She blushed.

"Well then it's settled, Twilight and Dashie will join him in his shower. He's had a long day and is going to have an even longer one tomorrow. So we might as well relieve some of his stress tonight." Fluttershy concluded.

Twilight grabbed her see through night gown, "Coming Dashie?" She started to sway her hips all the way to the bathroom. Rainbow followed eagerly.

**********

I turned on the shower and heard the water rush through the pipes. I pulled off my clothing and stood as the hot water cascaded around my body. "Ahhhhh, that's the spot." I groaned to myself. I looked down at the source of all my problems, my cock. It was flaccid and barely six inches, I may despise my balls at the moment but I would never wish for them to be gone I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy. I heard the door open and close two sets of foot steps approach me.

"Is this shower taken or can we join in?" Rainbow Dash asked.

"That the best one-liner you have?" I asked.

"No but I'm not the only one who wants in." She replied after undressing and getting into the shower to join me. Dash was in front of me and I could feel a presence behind me. I turned to see Twilight Sparkle with her cock standing at attention.

"Hey Mickey." Twilight said. "I hope you don't mind but I'm gonna make you my mare tonight." She said as she licked her lips and started to kiss me on the neck and caress my abs. While Dash was busy fondling and licking my penis getting it to raise to attention. "I modified the spell, I can last longer if you want me to." Twi whispered whilst nibbling on my ear. My cock had sprung to attention at that point, I may be bi but I have never taken it up the ass before.

"Just try to be gentle." I said. "I haven't had it up the ass."

"I will, I promise." Twilight said as she positioned her cock and teased my puckered star. Then she slowly inserted it, she kept going until I reached her base. I could feel her cock inside of me. She then wrapped me in a hug, "You're so tight, it feels so good."

"I don't think I can stand much longer." I said, Twilight helped me sit down, Rainbow was busy licking away. I relaxed and Twilight started to move a little bit making me bounce up and down. "Damn, now I know how you girls feel." I said as I bounced. Rainbow had my cock in her mouth and Twilight was pumping my cock into Rainbow's mouth. "Oh god, oh fuck, fuck fuck fuck." I came inside of Rainbow's throat pussy. I came faster than I had before due to my girl fucking me in the ass. Rainbow drank my cum down while Twilight kept thrusting into me.

"You want me to come inside or on you?" Twilight asked me.

"Before you do that Twi." Dash positioned her pussy over my cock and slowly slid down it.

"Double fucking, I love it inside please." I said, Dash reached my base and I was squeezing Twi's cock with my ass and she moaned. "Ready Twi? I need a contraceptive." she nodded and lit her horn up. Dash's stomach glowed and she started thrusting into me and I into Dash. Dash's tongue was rolled out of her mouth I had my hands on her slender hips thrusting hard as I was being rammed into as hard as I was ramming into Dash. "Twi, you feel it?"

"Feel wh-what?"

"Your cock getting harder, like your almost about to burst."

"Y-yes." She gasped with her hands on my hips and thrusting.

"Try to hold on to that feeling and stop thrusting just keep it there until I say so." I got back up with Twilight still in my ass.

"O-okay." She moaned. I thrust into Dash.

"Why keep her from cumming?" Dash asked.

"I want us to all cum together. I'm almost there Twi."

"Me-e t-too." She moaned.

"Same here." Dash said, there was more thrusting by all of us.

"NOW!" I screamed, as I came in Dash and Twilight came in me.

"AAHHHHH.......OH BABY!" Twilight screamed as she came.

"DASH!!!!!!!!!!!" I yelled as I came inside her.

"MICKEY!" Dash yelled, we sat down letting the water wash the cum down the drain.

"Hu-hu-hu-huff, That was amazing Mickey." Twilight said with her cock still in my ass. Her hand brushing my neck. "Do you love being my mare?"

"I love being your coltfriend. I love fucking you and you fucking me. I'm not a girl but I will bend over for you when you ask, please don't call me a mare though."

"Okay baby, I can do that." Twilight was caressing my cheek, Rainbow Dash lay between our legs.

"That was the most amazing shower fucking I've ever had, and I'm a peagsus that's saying something." Dash said.

Twilight grabbed the shampoo and squeezed some of it into my hair rubbing it in. "Been busy getting down and dirty, let's get clean now." She tried to move me off her cock. I wouldn't budge. "Mickey what are you doing?"

"No, this is my new favorite seat, I won't move." I wiggled my ass to make my point.

"Come on let's get you cleaned you big baby. I'll put my meat in you whenever you want." She said as she and Dash lathered themselves and myself up and rinsed off. Twilight still had her cock out when we dried off. I got into bed with the other girls and Twi turned off the lights. It didn't take long for everyone to get to sleep. "Hey Mickey." Twilight startled me I jumped a bit.

"Don't do that you nearly gave me a heart attack."

"Sorry, Mickey can I put my cock back inside of you?"

"Fine, just try not to wake up the others."

"Okay." Twilight positioned and spread my ass cheeks inserting her mare meat back into my colon. "Oh yeah baby. That's it." She whispered."You're so warm." Her hand brushed my abdomen, "Do you like the feeling of me inside you?"

"Yeah, I do." I whispered back.

"Next time I'll let you inside me I promise." Twilight said as she crossed her arms over each other over my waist. I settled in and fell asleep.

Canterlot: part three the battle continues

We were all excited we were going to meet with the princesses, I personally had a few things to talk about with Luna. We were walking to the dining room, Pinkie was skipping then she stopped skipping behind me. "Oh honey bunny?" She said.

"Yes, my pink pastry producer?" I asked.

"Applejack and I went to get a sonogram while you were away and guess what?"

"What?"

"You're going to be caring for more than two foals." AJ finished rubbing her belly, it was starting to pronounce itself a little bit.

"How many kids?" I asked.

"Five." Pinkie said and I just up and fainted. When I came to I looked at my southern belle and my baker.

"I'm sorry girls I had the strangest dream, you two said that I was going to be the father of five children."

AJ held my head in between her hands. "Sugarcube, listen to me. What Pinkie said is true, I'm having twins and Pinkie is having triplets. Due to that magic running through your body. It's not all your fault though."

"It's also due to the fact that me and AJ have super big families. In fact we might even be related to each other, but that's a slim chance." Pinkie had my back. "Here honey bunny try some of my tittie milk." She said as she pulled up her shirt and bra to reveal her bare tits and shoved my head straight into her nipples. I started to inadvertently suckle. Twilight looked around and put a a bubble to make us invisible.

"Pinkie this is not the time to breastfeed our stallion. Though it is sexy as all known tartarus and makes me so horny right now we need to see the princesses." Twilight scolded.

"He's having so much fun right now. I like it." Pinkie licked her lips.

"Pinkie." Twilight said straining her voice. Pinkie relented and let me up for air I licked my lips I had a shirt that said ‘If god gives you lemons, find a new god.’ Rainbow, AJ, and Pinkie got a kick out of it. Twilight was confused, Rarity didn’t like that the shirt had lettering on it and Fluttershy didn’t care. I walked behind the girls in the hallway to the dining area. There was princesses Celestia and Luna, Shining Armor was there after Twi pointed it out and so was another princess she was pink.

I stuck out my hand. “I’m sorry I don’t think we’ve met I’m Mickey Young.”

“Hello Mickey, I am Princess Mi Amore Cadenza please call me Cadence.” She shook my hand, I paused.

“Excuse me?” I asked and she stopped shaking.

“Is something wrong?” Cadence asked.

“Yeah, your name.”

“What’s wrong with my name?” She asked, you could cut the tension with a paperclip.

“Nothing, other than it literally translates to ‘I love Cadence.’” I said. “Whenever anyone says your full name they’re saying I love Cadence.”

“Really?” She asked. “I probably should get it changed then.” She laughed it off. I laughed along with her and the tension eased. I sat down in my chair and ordered a coffee and a newspaper. “Why did you want a newspaper?” Cadence asked.

“For news. What else would I get a newspaper for?”

“Sorry my dear husband Shining just loves to make hats and boats out of newspaper. It gets annoying sometimes.”

“Oh by the way your horn is glowing.” I said to her and she jumped up.

“What! This only happens when there’s love in the air.” She said excitedly. I smirked as her horn pulled her around. “It’s practically everywhere.”

“Never seen this happen before. Twi can you explain it to me?”

“It’s a magic surge, this usually happens in children or when the magic a unicorn or in Cadence’s case an alicorn has a spike of magic, it’s usually effected by the environment.”

“That means us doesn’t it?” I asked out loud.

“More than likely.” Twilight said as Cadence’s horn stopped glowing and looked at Twi and I. I could see Shining’s seething he wasn’t happy I could tell.

“You two? What I felt was stronger.” Cadence asked.

“More like you Seven.” I pointed out to the rest of the girls, “We’re a herd.”

“WHAT!” Shining finally yelled. “I WON’T ALLOW THIS, I CAN’T LET MY SISTER DATE THIS, THIS.”

“GO AHEAD AND SAY IT YOU RACIST BIGOT, I’M A MONKEY. YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR FUCKING LANGUAGE AROUND ME BOY I’M A BETTER SOLDIER THAT YOU WOULD EVER BE!” I yelled.

“YOU WANNA BET!”

“HELL YES, I COULD BEAT YOUR PUSSY ASS AND THE ENTIRE GUARD YOU COMMAND I’M A JARHEAD NOTHING IS BETTER!”

“Mickey calm down.” Fluttershy stared. I snapped my head at her and then found myself frozen and slowly sat down. “Thank you.” Then she looked at Shining, “You have no right to judge your sister and whom she decides to love, and Mickey is a kind, loving, honest, loyal, protecting man. He is not a monkey, I may love animals but he is not one.”

“I still don’t think he’s good enough for my little sister.”

“You will never think someone is good enough for your sister unless they are everything you are, I’m sorry but I’m not going to be boot licking anytime soon. I respect the fact that she is your sister, but she is also her own adult capable of making her own decisions on whom to love.” I said.

“I…well…uh.” Shining stuttered.

“That’s what I thought.” I scoffed.

“I still don’t like the fact that you said you’re a better soldier than me. You don’t even have access to magic.” Shining puffed out his chest.

“Who said you had to have magic to be a soldier?” I replied. “Tell me Shiny, have you ever seen a rocket propelled piece of metal tear through a person’s shoulder and see it come out their elbow? How about seeing people moved by religious motivations to try to annihilate innocent people because they are free. I’ve seen the gates of hell walked through them and walked out a greater man. I’ve seen your soldiers and quite frankly if they were set up in rows I could knock the over like dominos.”

“I’d like to see you try.” He replied.

“Then how about a challenge? I Michael Frank Young challenge you Shining Armor Sparkle to gladiatorial combat match.” The girls gasped.

“Challenge accepted.” Shining stood up. “I’ll see you on the field, monkey.”

“I’ll see you there, jackass.” I replied. I got up and walked over to Celestia. “Show me where your armory is.”

“Right this way.” Celestia complied. I followed her down the stairs with my herd following behind me, and Luna behind them.

“You don’t have to do this Mickey.” Twilight pleaded. “I don’t care what he thinks about us I just don’t want you to get hurt.” I turned to meet her gaze.

“I know that you say that but in your mind you’ll always care what your brother thinks. I doing this for all of us.” I continued to follow Celestia. We reached the armory when Shining was coming out decked out in his captain’s battle armor.

“You don’t have permission to enter the armory.”

“I’ve got a princess that begs to differ.” I said as I stepped in. The walls were stacked to the roof with weapons and armor. Celestia stepped in behind me and I asked. “What are the rules of combat?”

“You can use as much armor and weapons as you can carry, you are limited to defensive spells, that is a magic that Shining is an expert in. You’re going to be handicapped, the first one to get their opponent to yield or knocked out is the winner.”

“I know that no killing is a given.” I said as I examined a pair of throwing axes. “I wouldn’t worry about my handicap either, what I make up for in creativity.” I grabbed a chain, shin guards, gauntlets, and a helmet. I took my shirt off and put on the armor. I grabbed a pair of daggers and attached them to my hips. Then I attached a broadsword to my back and wrapped the chain around my bare torso. I grabbed a bow and a quiver arrows, I stepped out of the armory.

Twilight took one look at me and said. “You look ridiculous. Why don’t you cover your chest?”

“It’s about honor. Gladiators before my time on my planet didn’t wear chest pieces as a badge of honor.”

“Just be safe. I know the rules but I don’t want you to get hurt. There are doctors on standby in case there are serious injuries. Good luck.” She kissed me. “I love you.”

There it was the three words that could condemn anyone. I looked at her and said. “I love you too.” I marched to the entrance and saw a crowd had already gathered. I guess most of them are guards and castle staff. Shining stood on the other end hyping the crowd up he then turned to see me.

“You look ridiculous.” He laughed.

“I know, your sister said that too.” I smirked and it made him angrier. Celestia arrived with Twilight and the other girls in the royal box.

“Are the combatants ready?” Celestia asked.

“READY.” Shining yelled.

“READY.” I yelled.

“BEGIN!” Celestia declared.

I raised my bow and shot an arrow aimed at his shoulder. He raised a shield of magic and the arrow bounced off it like a pebble. I guess the direct approach would’ve been too easy. I jumped to the right and shot another arrow to catch him off guard. He blocked it again.

“Is that your strategy, to shoot arrows at me?”

I wasn’t the best archer in the world but I could do well. I don’t have a gun and I’m not going to bring guns into this world. I nocked another arrow and aimed it at him. Then before I shot it I aimed it up and let it fly. Shining was too busy looking at the arrow I shot into the air to notice that I had dropped the bow and quiver and rushed straight at him with my broadsword drawn. I sliced at his shield and it started to crack. I sliced again and the cracks spider webbed, one more slice broke his shield and Shining was on the defensive. Swords clashed and Shining trusted for my torso but I parried his strike we crossed swords again and pushed each other off.

“How are you so good at this?” He asked.

“Sword fighting is something I’ve always wanted to do so when I got out of service I took a medieval sword fighting class.” I said through my helmet. I charged him again and we were fighting for superiority once more. Then I thought of something I used my head. Which means I head butted the asshole. He stumbled back and I grabbed his sword wrenching it out of his hand.

“Asshole.” He commented while clutching his head.

“Let’s just settle this like men.” I dropped both the swords and took off the helmet. “Just a good old fashioned fist-fight.” I raised my fists.

“Then let’s meet on equal ground.” He stripped off his armor, stood bare-chested only in his pants and shoes. I ripped off the gauntlets and shin guards then my shoulder guards.

I stood in my boots and jeans spitting on the ground. “Fine.”

We rushed at each other. Shining delivered a left hook while I gave him a right jab. He followed it up with a right straight and I gave him a left uppercut. We both stumbled back and just tackled each other in a flurry of punching. When we separated and had enough and just lay there for a bit he looked to the left and spotted his sword. I looked to my right and saw the chain I have had yet to use. He scrambled for his sword and I ran to my chain. He stood back up with his sword in hand and I had my chain swinging it around. I swung it and wrapped it around his unarmed arm and puled him towards me. He swung his sword when he reached me and it cut open my chest. I dropped to one knee he took the chain and wrapped it around my neck trying to choke me out. I dropped to both knees clutching at the chain.

“Do you yield?” He asked.

“Never… as long as I breathe…………I’ll never give up…” I gasped out and looked around. It was as if the hands of fate delivered me a saving grace. It was the daggers. I grabbed one and stabbed him in the leg causing him to loosen his grip on the chain and I kicked him off. “I’ll never give up for them, they mean the world to me. If by some miracle I got the chance to return to my world, I’d never leave. I may not be a pony but this is my home and I’ll give my life to make sure that no one touches my girls. I yield.” I finished and collapsed. The girls and princesses rushed to the field. Twilight was torn on whom to help. “Go help your brother, he needs you right now.” I gasped. I didn’t remember much after that, I blacked out.

I woke up in the hospital and saw my girls, except Twilight surrounding my bed. “Water….” I sorely spoke. The girls jumped and Fluttershy got me a glass of water and I felt relief when the liquid was pouring down my throat. I breathed a sigh and asked. “How’s Shining?”

“He’s fine but resting, he lost some blood but nothing that he can’t recover from.” Fluttershy explained. I swung my legs over the bed and got up. The girls wanted me sit back down.

“I’ve suffered worse than this and walked it off, I’ll be fine.” I got up and looked to see that the doctors had thankfully left my boxers on. I got my clothes on and looked at AJ. “Could you please show me where Shining is?”

“Sometimes I really hate being honest.” AJ commented. “I’ll show you but when we’re done you have to rest.”

“Okay, I will.” I started down the hallway following AJ until we came across Shining’s room A113. I smirked, even my world has ways of coming back to bite me in the ass sometimes. It’s usually the small things though. I opened the door and found Cadence and Twilight talking while Shining was tuning them out reading a magazine. Twilight looked at the door when it opened.

“Mickey you’re supposed to be resting.” She hugged me, I was still tender from my injury it’s going to leave a nice scar though.

“I’ll be fine Twi, I’m more worried about Armor.”

“You, worried about me? I’m touched.” He said sarcastically.

“Yeah laugh it up jackass, but I got off better than you did. You cut my chest, sure it’ll hurt for a while but I’ll get over it eventually. I got you in the leg and that’ll lead to complications in the future if you’re not careful.”

“How do you know so much about injuries?” Cadence asked.

“I’m a soldier as well. I’ve seen a lot of death and a hell of a lot of injuries. I’ve been shot, stabbed, and almost blown up. I’m luckier then I am smart, but you Shining, you should know better I’m willing to accept that you’re an older brother that is willing to do anything for his sister’s happiness. She can’t be happy if you stand in her way though, because sooner or later you’re going to be a father. I know you would do anything for a child, but the more you say no the more they resist.” I stuck my hand out. “I’m willing to let bygones be bygones but only if you accept that I’m going to be the one dating your sister.”

Shining smirked. “I think I can do that.” I took my hand into his. “That doesn’t mean I have to like you.”

“I never said it did.” I grinned. “Now I’m going to get some sleep. I expect you to do the same.” I said as I left to my room again. I walked back to my room and Rainbow was there it was nighttime and she was doing something private to a Pegasus. She was preening when I walked in.

“HEY!” She yelled and I closed the door behind me. “Can’t a girl get some privacy?”

“Considering this is my hospital room, I’d say no.” I walked to my bed and lay down.

“Sorry, I kind needed to preen. My wings needed some maintenance it’s an instinct.” She apologized.

“I don’t care. Where are the other girls?”

“They went back to the castle. They were tired of waiting for you to wake up. I stayed because I know how boring it is to be in a hospital and to make sure you actually got some rest.”

“M’kay, I’ll get some sleep just try not to make much noise.” I rolled over with my back to her.

“Mickey?”

“Yeah?”

“Can I sit with you?”

“What do ya mean?”

“I want to sit with you, while I you know…” Rainbow trailed off.

“Fine.” I relented.

“Thanks.” She said as she climbed into my bed and started to preen herself. I could hear her tugging at her feathers and licking them. “Ehh, c’mon I gotta get it.”

“Need any help?” I asked.

“WHat?” Her voice raised and dropped an octave.

“I said, do you need any help?” I sat up. She looked at me.

“You do realize what you just asked me, right?”

“I realize preening is intimate for pegasi, it sounds like you need some help.”

“I usually go to Cloudsdale spa to get them preened by professionals, but you’re in here and I’m going to stay by your side. Please don’t tell Rarity I go to a spa, it makes me feel too…”

“Girly?”

“Yeah, I want to be awesome and amazing. Not girly and pretty.”

“What about sexy?”

“What?”

“I said what about sexy? You’re a lot like a guy Dash and I’m not saying that’s a bad thing but I feel like it’s just a mask to cover something else up.”

“I don’t want to talk about this.” She shied away.

“Okay, fine I won’t push the subject any further. I just wanted to help.” She turned her back to me.

“There’s a feather close to my shoulder blade. It’s broken and I can’t get to it.” She pointed out.

I felt around her wings. “I think I got it.”

“Okay I need you to twist it until it pulls out.” She instructed, I started to twist it to the right and then when I tugged it and it came out.

“Feel better?” I asked.

“Much, thanks Mickey.” She said and I lay back down. “What do you mean a mask?”

“Hmm?” I looked at her.

“You said I use my acting like a guy as a mask. What does that mean?”

“Oh, you use it to cover up another side of you that you’re afraid to show.”

“I’m not afraid of anything!” She proclaimed.

“Everyone’s afraid of something.”

“Not me.”

“Feelings.”

“What?”

“You’re afraid of showing your feelings, you put up this mask to cover up that fear and you do it by acting like a guy.”

“Prove it.”

“You asked me not to tell Rarity that you go to a spa to get your wings preened. When you rush headfirst into things then your friends tell you the dangers and then you hold back. You don’t want them to know that your afraid so you say something passive like you could have done it all by yourself when you know you couldn’t have done it without your friends.”

“Oh, well your face is dumb!” She huffed and flew into the chair. I just rolled over, after a while “Can……can I tell you something?” She said.

“I can’t hear you from over there.” I grunted. She walked back over to me.

“I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to say that.”

“I know you didn’t mean it, so what did you want to tell me.”

Rainbow sat on the bed and brought her knees to her chest. “Growing up for me was a very hard thing. When I was born my mother died giving birth, I had to stay with my dad. He said that he didn’t blame me for it, but deep down I felt that he did. I couldn’t really connect with him when I was little I liked wearing these cute little dresses and dance around like a ballerina.” Dash took a deep breath. “Then my dad took me to my first Wonderbolts show and I fell in love with it. I started acting more like a colt and my dad and I started to connect more.” Tears were now streaming down her face. “I never had a mommy to tell me how to handle these new feelings that are developing or how my body worked when I hit puberty. I……I………” She didn’t finish because I wrapped her in a hug.

“It’s alright Rainbow.” I started to pet her on the head. “I understand, just let it out.” She was crying into my chest, she wrapped her arms around my torso. I didn’t care about the pain what was hurting me more was seeing Rainbow cry. I kissed her on the forehead. “I’m here for you my little blue jay.”

Rainbow wiped her eyes. “What did you say.” She looked up at me and I cupped her chin.

“I called you my little blue jay, I haven’t thought of a pet name for you until now.”

“Why a blue jay?” She asked.

“Because you’re my blue flyer and I wouldn’t trade you for anything in the world.” I said that and then I kissed her. She kissed me back wrapping her hands behind my neck and I rested my hands on the small of her back. I felt a poking feeling on my lips and opened it up to let her in, our tongues danced to an inaudible tango. My arousal was growing it was painful as it was trapped in it’s cloth prison. Rainbow seemed to take notice and lay her hand on my crotch before unzipping my pants she said.

“Mickey I may have had sex before but this……this is making love. I want to savor this. I want you to relax.” She unbuttoned my jeans and unzipped my fly pulling my trousers down my legs and off my ankles. I was in nothing but my shirt and boxers she slowly pulled off my boxers the same way she did my pants. My cock hanging out in the open. "Before we go any further." Rainbow walked over to the door and locked it. "I want a little privacy." She crawled over the bed and stopped right in front of my cock. Licking it like it was her favorite candy. Dragging her tongue across the shaft down to my balls and up to my head. "Get it all nice and wet." She took off her top she had a moderate b cup with a sports bra on she also took off her running shorts. She had no panties on and aligned herself with my throbbing cock and slid down it, it wasn't her anus either it was her pussy.

"Rainbow, are you sure about this? You want to be a Wonderbolt. This will keep you from your dreams." I said as she slid to my base.

She brushed some hair away from my face. "I realized I need to stop hiding myself. I never wanted to be a Wonderbolt. I wanted to be a mother, to give a pony the chance I never got to have." She started to slide up and down my meat rod. "Five kids is a lot, you're going to need a job."

"I.....know." I strained. She took my hands and put them on her hips while she took off her bra.

"Lick my nipples." She said, I complied with her request and started to suckle on it. She was bouncing and I was thrusting . "Ha, I'm so close, you?"

"Mhmm." I hummed into her breast as I thrusted through the pain in my torso. Her pussy started to seize up and my dick was as hard as possible.

"One, two, three....." She said as we came together. I clamped down on her nipple with my teeth, I didn't mean to but I think she kind of liked it. I kept thrusting and filling her with my cum. "ANNNHHHHHHHH!!" She shouted. We soon became a mess of cum and a hospital bed. Rainbow rolled off my spent cock. "Ow. Damn that was painful." She said while rubbing her breast.

"Sorry, when I came I sort of clamped down on it." I said as I lay down Rainbow got new covers from the closet and wrapped us in it.

"I know you are. I can't say I'm ready to have children, but I know that everypony in our herd will be there for me." She hugged me and wrapped me in her wings. "I love you Mickey."

"I love you too little blue jay." I said and we fell asleep.

Author's Note

This chapter was the hardest in my opinion because it went through three different stages. Mickey would fight Luna, He would fight Armor, or Mickey's friends would somehow wind up in equestria trying to save him. The next chapter is a side chapter.

Side Chapter: Meeting Maud

I was finished cutting down a tree with my new axe. The girls had helped me refurbish my house and got me some new tools, and a haircut I now had short hair almost like a jarhead cut but with a little on the top, with the help of Fluttershy I was cutting down trees that had no animals within them. It boosted my income, but I knew eventually I had to get an 'official job'. That part sucked, so I just wiped the sweat off my forehead and started to measure out the tree so I could cut it into logs and then ship it to the local saw mill. I made indentations with my axe on pieces to cut up. I'd been working on this tree for a while. Then I heard a certain 'boing, boing, boing' I knew who exactly was arriving. I looked to see my little pink pony skipping down the the small hill. "Mickey!" She shouted as soon as she saw me, she then slid down the hill and rolled to my feet finally bouncing into my direct vision.

"Hello Pinkie, what brings you to this neck of the woods?" I had asked putting the axe head in the log where I had made an indentation.

"Well honey bunny, I got a letter today from my sister Maud. I talk to her all the time and she wanted to meet you." She said.

"Wait hold on for a few minutes Pinkie." I said. "Did you mention that I'm in a herd relationship with you in your last letter?" I asked nervously.

"Well duh, we've been dating for about four months now. I didn't mention the fact that you knocked me up, but that was tiny bit implied." She said excitedly.

"That's probably why she wants to meet me. To kick my ass for getting you pregnant." I squeaked.

"I won't let anything hurt you. Maud is actually excited to meet you, please trust me honey bunny. If she tries anything I'll stop her." Pinkie grabbed my hands.

"I trust you Pinkie, but I haven't met your sister so I don't know what she'll think of me. What does she even like?"

"She's a geologist, you like nature it's close." She smiled.

"I keep forgetting that you were raised on a rock farm. When is she coming?" Knowing Pinkie she'll have planned a ton of activities for today and Maud is arriving today.

"She's arriving at twelve, it's 10:30 now so I gave you an hour and a half to get ready." Pinkie kissed me. "Thank you for coming to meet her, you're both so important to me." Pinkie smiled.

"You know I would do anything to keep you happy, my little pink prancing pony." I kissed her back.

"You think that we have time for a quickie?" She asked with hope in her eyes. I looked around then sat down on the log and unzipped my fly.

"Just a bj though." I sighed as she grabbed my limp penis and started to lick and pump.

"Then I'll savor it." She started to lick up and down my head and shaft a little pre-cum dribbled out of the head and she sucked the head into her mouth and slowly started swallow it. I placed my hands and ran it through her curly mess of hair, scratching behind her ear. She started to go faster with one hand on her head and one behind her ear she practically swallowed my 13 inch cock I was close to cumming.

"Pinkie I'm cl-ose." Gasped out and she started to attempt to lick my balls. That sent me over the edge, I came in her mouth ropes of my seed speed straight to her wanting stomach my cock twitching in her mouth, her belly swelled and bits of cum started to dribble out of her mouth. She was a trooper though she swallowed all she could she pulled off my cock.

"That was the most filling cream I've ever had." She giggled and licked my cock clean then wiped her mouth. I had noticed her belly was already starting to go down.

"How can you digest my cum that fast?" I asked as I put my cock back into my pants.

"I got a wicked fast digestion system. It's inherited from many generations being rock farmers. We use them to make all types of minerals and they're also the secret ingredients in our rock candy. I ate a lot when I was a filly whenever my mommy made it. It's made the acids in my stomach more potent, when I vomited from a bug when I was younger my puke melted through a wooden bucket. My daddy took me to the local doctor and the doctor said that it wasn't enough to hurt me but it was more potent than usual." She smiled.

"Wow, you use real rocks in your rock candy? That's unusual where I come from it's usually just made of candy."

"I'm gonna let you get ready honey bunny, I'll see you at twelve." Pinkie started to skip away with the same boing. I gotta ask her how she does that.

"Train station right?" I yelled at her.

"Yes!" She yelled back. I checked my iPod it was 11:00 I got about an hour to get ready. I grabbed my axe and head out towards my house. I got up to my upstairs closet and grabbed some nice clothes that Rarity had made for me. A short sleeved collar shirt and some nice shorts, a vest for the shirt and the fedora from the night of the party. The girls helped me set up a hot spring for my backyard so I could bathe in privacy, it also helped for whenever they came over as well. When I got out of the springs it was 11:30. It usually takes me 20-25 minutes if I walk fast. I got to the train station ten minutes before the train arrived. The girls were all there even Zecora, who had her bags packed.

"Zecora where are you heading off to?" I asked her as I walked up. Her hair was up in a mohawk and she was speaking in rhymes.

"Oh my dear sweet mate, something happened to affect my fate. I was called back home, for something that has to be atoned." She said and I kissed her.

"Well have a safe trip and take care. Tell your parents I said hi." The train horn sounded and it stopped at the station. The girls gave Zecora a huge group hug and let her leave.

Pinkie was bouncing in the air to look for Maud. "There she is! MAUD OVER HERE!" Pinkie jumped and waved in the air. The mare approaching wore a plain blue dress she had a gray coat and a straightened purple mane and tail.

"Pinkie I am so excited for this week. Hello girls, how are you?" She spoke in a monotone voice, while Pinkie was hugging her. The girls all hugged and greeted Maud, and I just waited.

"Maud, we'd like you to meet someone. This is Mickey Young, he's our stallion in our herd." She snuggled my chest underneath my arm.

"Yes you wrote about him, and his very virtile organs." She said. I almost sputtered out there, she was blunt like a rock. "Which reminds me." She then kicked me in the nuts and started to beat on me. "That's for knocking up my little sister." She kept punching me, my eyes were swelling and before I lost my vision I saw Pinkie pull off Maud and the other girls rush to my aid.

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I came to with ice being placed on my eye. Fluttershy was the one who placed it on me. "Thanks Fluttershy." I said.

"I don't get it, you say you are this great fighter but you refuse to fight back. Why is that?" Rainbow asked.

"I refuse to hit a woman, where I come form it's dishonorable to hit a girl. She could have beaten me until I died I would've never raised my hand against her. Where's Pinkie?" I replied and asked.

"She's outside, still shocked that Maud would do something like that." Rarity said.

"I'm going to see her." I got up and headed outside to see Pinkie sitting down with her hair straight. "Hey Pinkie." I said as I sat down next to her. She grabbed me and hugged me.

"I-I can't b-believe s-she w-would d-do th-that." She sobbed into my chest.

"Pinkie." I tilted her eyes up at me. "I'm only gonna tell you this once, she only did it because she loves you. I know that it doesn't make sense right now, but sooner or later it will. I didn't fight back not only because it would be wrong of me to do but because it was trying to show you that she cares in a roundabout way. I just want you to know that she's your sister and she's willing to do anything for you, and so am I. If you need to go talk to her I won't hold anything against you because I love you." She hugged me tight.

Then she kissed me. "Thanks honey bunny."

"Anything for my cotton candy consumer." I kissed her back. We finished kissing and Pinkie headed out to see her sister. I on the other hand went back inside.

Pinkie's p.o.v.

Hi readers I'm Pinkie Pie but you already knew that, I wanted to know if you'll be my friend?

Pinkie please stop breaking the fourth wall.

I can't do that Zero it's like asking Discord to stop discording it's impossible! Besides why are you making honey bunny so Gary Stu-ish.

I'm trying to avoid that particular pitfall thank you very much. I did have him get the ever loving shit beat out of him by your sister.

Oh yeah, that's why I'm going to see Maud. Why can't I tell others that this is just a story again? Pinkie thought as she walked.

Because no one would believe you. It's like Deadpool and his comic books, he breaks the fourth wall yet none of the other heroes and villains believe him.

Right, sorry I just wanted to use my thoughts that some of the readers might have about the story and you in particular.

There is really nothing very special about me, hell I don't even know how this story got so popular I just did it to vent some anger at a few other stories that I disagree with personally.

It's not fun to be angry all the time Zero do you talk to anyone about it?

No.

Why not? It hurts when you can't talk about these things.

Three therapists couldn't help me and I'm not sure talking to a creation on the internet would really help my mental state.

Do you wanna talk about it? Pinkie stopped in the middle of town just staring up.

I just wanna continue with the story.

Pinkie continued to walk though her concern for the author was great her concern for her sister was greater. She soon came upon her sister sitting in front of sugarcube corner. "Hey Maud." Pinkie said on arrival. "We need to talk."

"What is it about Pinkie?" Maud asked.

"It's about Mickey, and how you reacted to meeting him."

"Oh, him." Maud looked down.

"I can't say I completely understand why you did it, but what hurts me the most is that you didn't even try to talk to him before you just hit him. He was willing to talk to you and he got all nice and dressed up because I asked him to meet you."

"Pinkie he got you pregnant, doesn't that mean anything to you?"

"Did you ever think that it was me that asked him to do that? Mickey has been through a lot of hardships throughout his time living in Equestria, and now he's opening up to us. He lives even more secluded than we used to as children, he lives in the Everfree forest because it's the closest thing he has to reminding him of his home. Not everypony is going to like him I asked you as a sister to at least give him a chance before just wailing on him but you didn't, I had to let Pinkamena out. I don't like doing that and you know I don't, I'm just glad Mickey didn't see it." Pinkie was starting to wipe tears from her eyes. "If you're just going to be like this throughout your entire visit and not willing to meet him halfway then I don't think you can stay here." That had visibly shocked Maud.

"Pinkie." She reached out to her sister who turn away. Her stallion had obviously meant a lot to her, and Maud hadn't considered that her sister had really loved this stallion. She just wanted to save her sister from heartbreak but it seems that Maud was the one who had caused the heartbreak. She then did something out of character for Maud, but it was for her sister. Maud hugged her sister from behind, "I'm sorry."

Pinkie was now the one who was shocked, Maud had almost never does something like this. Pinkie turned around and hugged her sister. "Thank you." Maud started to pet her sisters mane of curls.

"He really means that much to you?" Maud asked.

"I let him give me his foals, didn't I?" Pinkie said/giggled. "I know you're sorry, but I don't think I'm the only one that you need to apologize to."

"Do I have to?" Maud asked and she just received a stare from Pinkie. "Fine I'll apologize to him as well, you have to tell me something. How long?" She asked.

"13 inches."

"That's HUGE!" Maud, couldn't hold her shock back when her little sister said. Maud looked at her sister. "How do you fit it all in?" She asked.

"Practice lots and lots of practice. The thing is his stuff when he comes is so potent that mares can get preggers even if we're not in heat." Pinkie whispered the last part.

"What if you don't want to get pregnant?" Maud asked concerned for her sister's herd mates.

"He puts it in the ass." Pinkie winked. "Why do you ask?" Then Pinkie put it together. "You're in heat?" Pinkie asked her sister, who just nodded.

"I always got it early and I've been using my toys to keep me calm but to hear that he's that good riles me up." Maud said.

"You want to fuck my stallion?" Pinkie whispered again.

"It'll be like making it up to him. I promise I don't have anything wrong with me." She said in her monotone voice.

"I-I don't know Maud, don't you think that's a little too nice. I know your heat starts early but how'd you think he'd feel. You did just beat him up, then you move to wanting to have sex with him doesn't make sense."

"I know you suddenly rushed into a relationship with him." Maud replied.

"Yeah but the girls and I knew him for a few years before that actually went anywhere. We also apologized, we were treating him as nothing more than an object. Lots of ponies were doing that, when we apologized he realized that there was more than one side to a pony. He opened up and it was our idea to invite him into our herd because we thought that he was probably ready for a relationship."

"I understand where you're coming from Pinkie, you know me I can always quell my heat. I need to apologize." Maud stuck her hand out and Pinkie grabbed it.

"Let's get your stuff inside first." Pinkie help carry Maud's suitcase inside. "Oh I forgot to ask how's boulder?"

"He recently came out of the closet." Maud said.

"HAAAAAUGH. Boulder is gay?" Pinkie asked.

"Yes he's found this nice rock named Tom and they're planning on having pebbles soon." Maud said, then smirked. It was small and almost unnoticeable but that didn't pass by Pinkie. Pinkie hugged Maud, Maud hugged her back. "I need to apologize and hopefully we can make some rock candy to make up."

"Thanks Maud this means a lot to me." Pinkie finished setting her sister's suit cases in her room. "Come on let's get going." Pink grabbed Maud's hand and rushed them out the door. Pinkie walked with Maud to Fluttershy's cottage, "Wait right here okay?" Pinkie asked Maud.

Mickey p.o.v.

With nothing to do I took a nap in Fluttershy's bed with the owner tending to her animals outside. There was a knock on the door and I got up to answer it. I opened the door to reveal Pinkie and Maud, Pinkie looked happier and Maud is well Maud. I knew Shy wouldn't mind having Pinkie and Maud inside so I let them in. Pinkie hugged and kissed me on the neck.

"Hey honey bunny." I rubbed her back.

"I'm guessing you made up?" I asked Pinkie while hugging her.

"Yes and Maud has something to say." Pinkie detached herself from me.

"I wanted to apologize, what I did was out of line. I wasn't willing to talk to you before I started to hit you and I wanted to make things right." Maud stuck out her hand. "Friends?"

I shook her hand, damn she had an iron grip. "I accept you apology Maud, and believe it or not I understand why you did it."

"Really?" She asked.

"Yeah, now I get that Pinkie is your sister and I'm willing to accept that you would do anything to protect her. I would too, I love her just as much as I love my other herd mates. I'd never let anything come between Pinkie and her happiness, I'm never going to leave her in her time of need." I hugged Pinkie underneath my arm. "I love her and I'm willing to do anything for the loves of my life." Pinkie wrapped her arms around my stomach and buried her head into my chest, crying tears of joy.

"I love you Mickey."

"I love you to Pinkie."

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The Pie sisters and I had a great time, I really got to know Maud and her pet rock Boulder. I didn't laugh because I've seen even more ridiculous things, can you say USB pet rock? I had one, mostly because one my friends thought it would be a great gag gift. I used it as a flail and hit him in the head with it. That was the greatest 22nd birthday ever. I explained some of the types of geology my planet had, I told her before hand that I never really paid attention in earth science but I did my best and she was quite pleased with what I told her. She'd probably get a kick out of stone henge and easter island. Pinkie had a great time explaining the process of making rocks into rock candy the she said something along the lines of 'I'd tell the readers but it's a Pie family secret recipe.' Whatever that means, but still I looked at Pinkie and Maud and they were having fun. I couldn't tell with Maud but Pinkie said yes and I was happy. Maud left on the weekend saying goodbyes to the girls and hugging her sister.

"Remember, when you come back you're going to be Aunt Maud!" Pinkie bounced excitedly.

"I look forward to it, and the wedding." Maud said as picked up her bags then walked over to me. "There will be a wedding right?"

"Cross my heart hope to fly stick a cupcake in my eye." I said as I did the motions to a Pinkie promise.

Maud dropped her bags and hugged me. "Good, I can't wait to be there." She let go of the hug. "Goodbye girls, goodbye Pinkie, and you." She finished with me. I think that this will blossom into a great love/hate relationship between Maud and I.

Twilight walked up to me, "Mickey honey, you do realize what you just did?"

I hugged Twilight. "Yes I do my little astronomer, I made a promise to Maud that I would see her at the Herd wedding. I plan to make due on that promise."

"So what you mean is that you're going to propose to us? All of us?" Rarity asked with glee.

I cupped Rarity's chin, "Yes I will my gorgeous fashionista, it will be before the children are born but not right now. It'll be a surprise." I kissed her on the lips when I finished. The rest of the group swarmed me and hugged me. I don't think Shy meant to do it but she was behind AJ so there was no stopping that. Right then and there I was in heaven and nothing could stop me from my joy.

Author's Note

I have a request I would like some cover art if you have any submissions please pm me over the for the art.

Canterlot: the hangover

Canterlot: the hangover

I am so fucked. Let me break it down for you, it was our last day in Canterlot and tomorrow we headed back to Ponyville. The girls wanted to do something romantic and I agreed that the city is pretty romantic and I also wanted to do something we haven't done before. It somehow wound up with me sitting in an alleyway curled up next to Princess Celestia with a bottle of water in one hand and a can spray paint in the other, I also didn't have any pants on my tie was wrapped around my waist and my shoes were missing. Celestia grunted and said. "I don't wanna go to school mommy, Luna keeps licking my pussy in class."

I poked her, "Hey wake up Suncunt."

She roused from her slumber, rubbing her eyes. "Mickey? What are you doing in the royal chambers?"

"First off, we're in an alleyway and I only have an undershirt and jacket on with no shoes and missing pants. Second you need to talk to a therapist about your little sister tongue fucking you in a classroom. Finally I have no clue where we're at and we need to get out of here before we get shanked by the hobo whose mattress we're using." I held my hand out to her to help you get up, she grabbed it and pulled herself up.

"Uuuuugggggggghhhhh, I have such a bad hangover." Celestia said. I handed her the bottle of water in my hand. "Thank you." She drank the water and threw it into the nearest garbage dumpster. "Where are we?"

"Like I said earlier I have no idea." I took my jacket off and tied it around my waist, making it into a makeshift kilt. I untied the tie around my waist and tied it around my neck. "I'm going to get a look around, and you will change into a disguise. I can't walk around the city with all the pony folk know that their princess woke up in a random alley."

"Good point I'll start working on a spell now." she said as I walked out to the beginning of the alley, I looked around and couldn't recognize the place.

"Done with that spell yet?" I asked, looking back at the princess. Who now had a blonde mane and tail was around my height and was a pegasus.

"Mickey Young meet Sunny Skies." 'Sunny' said as twirled.

"I'm impressed, never thought you would come up with something that fast. I mean you did wake up with a hangover a few minutes ago." I said.

"Understandable, question." Celestia said.

"Yes?"

"How come you don't have a hangover?" She asked.

"You girls were drinking apple cider, I can't drink that." I said.

"Why not?"

"Because it would make all the contents in my stomach on the express train to anusoplis, basically diarrhea." I said.

"Oh, you have my sympathies it's the same with me and coconuts. Where are your pants?" She said.

"Good question, my wallet was in my pants. By the way you said that it was the most liberating night of your life. I can understand that running a country can be stressful, but is it really that tough on you?"

"It's partially why I started to manipulate my subjects, they never let me have any fun anymore so I decided to play games with them. Then you came along, a human that wasn't afraid to speak his mind, punch the ones that needed to be punched and get away with all of it. How do you do it?"

"It's all about where I was raised, America is a land of freedom and opportunities, people can get rich by starting small projects in their garages, fight for their country and are never restricted to speak their minds. It was awesome, they did have laws like no killing, or raping people, but those were reserved for real sick fucks. I'm not that messed up a little bit, but not the entire way. I'm not afraid of you because I know you won't hurt me, I can always uses person's greatest strength as their greatest weakness." I said as we departed.

"You're very smart Mickey, how is it that you are?"

"Ever heard of the saying necessity is the mother of invention?"

"Yes. What does that have to do with anything?"

"Humans always need something bigger, badder, and better so they can kill each other faster." I trudged along.

"Why would humans need to kill each other?" Celestia asked.

"Because people that have the ability to run their mouths usually get killed because of it, sometimes the people that abuse the fact of speaking freely their opinions disagree with another and it leads to war." I said. "I never said that humans were perfect, hell sometimes we're not even that smart but if we can get the job done I guess it doesn't matter who goes down to get it done."

"That's a bit sad. I'm sorry that your species had to learn that way, if I could've helped I would." Celestia said. "I'm glad I met you Mickey, if I could I'd become a part of your herd instantly you seem like a good stallion."

"What's stopping you?"

"What helping?" She asked.

"No joining my herd, what stopping you?"

"It's a long a complicated process, I don't think you'd have the patience to withstand it. I don't think that the nobles would agree either." She said.

"Then tell them to fuck off, you're the princess you should rule the way you want. Those nobles are just a bunch of grown babies complaining because someone else has the toy that they want and the only way to get it is by complaining to you. If you want it to stop then tell them to stop, and if you won't I'll do it for you at your next meeting with the nobles."

"Like what, you'll be my anger translator?" She giggled.

"Yeah just give me a suit, a bunch of rings, and call me Luther." I laughed.

"I don't get it." She said.

"That's another thing I hate about this planet, no one gets my references." I said.

"Sorry."

"That's one thing I hate about ponies, they apologize for things they can't control. You're nicer than Canadians, and on my planet that's saying something." I commented.

"Then shall we continue? Where are the girls?" Celestia asked.

"Another good question, They were pretty smashed too. Let's start with the least drinkers : Twilight and Fluttershy. You have known Twilight almost her entire life think of where she would go if she weren't in the greatest state of mind." I said to Celestia.

"Twilight is a seeker of knowledge and loves to read so I'll check the Canterlot archives and you can check the library."

"Let's not split up." I said.

"Why not?"

"Bad things always happen when groups split up, especially in movies." I said. "Besides you aren't Celestia, you're Sunny right now."

"Okay I agree on not splitting up, but my guard know that when I'm out and about they know the names and descriptions of my disguises." She said.

"Then let's get to the archives, do you know your way to there from here?"

"I think so, so be honest I haven't really been so far away from my guards even when I was just a little filly." Celestia started to walk with myself beside her.

"That's actually pretty sad. I don't think you've had the chance to grow up, not really."

"I get what you're saying, don't let the princess play with the others, don't let her play in the mud, she must learn to be prim and proper. It just gets-"

"Stressful." I finished for her, "Trust me I've seen enough television to know where you're coming from. Sometimes you just want to trade places with a commoner and live a real life."

"Yeah, I do. Not many understand that, only Luna and I have each other to talk to about our problems."

"Now you have me, we're not friends yet. I'm willing to listen if helps any."

"Thank you Mickey, I think I recognize this street. Let's go." Celestia said as she ran off. I followed her to the archives, she said her name and the guards let myself and her in. We both knew the place Twilight would probably be if she were here. The Starswirl the Bearded wing, we opened up the door and saw a pile of scrolls and a book fort, with a purple unicorn hiding her head underneath said book fort. "I'll handle this." Celestia walked over to the book fort, "Twilight it's time to wake up, you don't want to be late for school do you?"

"NO! I CAN'T BE LATE!" Twilight shouted her head popped up with my pants on her head. That solved one mystery. "Oh hi princess, how are you?"

"I'm doing fine Twilight, but you have your stallion's pants on your head and you're sleeping in the Starswirl the Bearded wing." Celestia smiled.

"Oh, I must have been so drunk last night. I'm sorry princess." Twilight bowed her head.

"You have nothing to be ashamed of my faithful student, in fact you should be proud of yourself."

"What, why?" Twilight asked.

"Because you got loose and a bit wild, you have almost never learned to relax. I saw that you were having fun and it didn't involve studying or a book. I'm proud of you, and you should be too."

Twilight handed me my pants and I asked. "Do you remember anything about last night, right now I'll take anything."

"How come you don't remember everything Mickey? I didn't see you drink much cider last night." Celestia asked.

"Because I drank something else, it was still alcoholic and I only remember bits and pieces. I remember a movie like this back in my world, we know enough about each other to know where we would wind up. We have gaps in our memory, but using enough context we can piece together the next step. Now we need to find out where Fluttershy is."

"I think I remember her saying something about liberating the ones from their cages. Whatever that means." Twilight said as she got herself together.

I facepalmed, "I know where she is."

"Where?" Celestia and Twilight asked in unison.

"The Zoo." I said as I walked out of the archives the girls followed me. "Twilight do you know where the zoo is?"

Celestia and Twilight looked at each other with fond looks on their faces, "Yeah we do." They took off, and I followed them.

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The zoo was in chaos, I couldn't imagine my sweet shy virgin doing anything like this. Then again she was pretty drunk last night, we all were. We entered the zoo and were surrounded by the primates, I looked at the girls. "Let me handle this, if I fail at least I tried." I turned to see a gorilla staring right at me. I held up my hand and looked at him. "I know you understand me, and I know that you understand her. I'm the same as you, you know this she wasn't herself last night and I need you to let me go to her. Please."

The gorilla grunted and shifted to the side to let us by. I nodded my head in appreciation and we continued. Celestia looked amazed, "How'd you do that Mickey?"

"It's something you know from working with animals, you treat them with the same respect you'd treat anyone else they will do the same thing in return." I said as I continued along. There was a throne built out of the remnants of cages and trees and on top of the throne was a passed out Fluttershy she had on a crown of flowers. "My little liberator, she has done so much for these animals. She has lived a lucid dream, and now it's time for her to wake up." I approached the throne and the animals moved aside. I gently shook her awake.

"Aaaaaaaahhhh." Fluttershy yawned, "Hello Mickey what are you doing here?"

"You know you're in the zoo. Fluttershy, my little drunken beast master." I kissed her forehead.

Shy blushed and looked at her throne built by the animals, "Oh my, I didn't meant for this to happen."

"I know you didn't baby but it's time for everything to be put back. You understand this, right?" I said.

She nodded and turned to the animals. "Now I know you've had your fun and so have I but you all know that this is wrong." She stared at the animals, "I know you all mean well but I wasn't myself last night and you all need to return to your pens." The animals all complained. "Don't you dare give me those tones, I know that the ponies here don't treat you fairly. I will do my best to change things around here but you need to give me time, alright?" The animals complied and returned the cages and habitats to the state that they were once in. Fluttershy joined up with the rest of us, "I'm sorry Mickey I didn't mean to cause this much trouble." I kissed her again.

"You're forgiven Fluttershy, we've all made our fair share of mistakes. Now I've got to ask do you remember anything from last night?"

"Sorry I don't remember anything after the karaoke bar. Then I woke up here."

"Okay then we need to break this down." Twilight said. "The girls couldn't have give very far Mickey was paying for everything, so we decided to leave our money at the castle in our room."

"Oh right karaoke, I didn't want to sing so I paid for everything. Never mind that we need to think, the girls were black out drunk and we found you two in places you were most likely wind up if you weren't in the right state of mind. I'm not going to worry about AJ she doesn't like the big city type and most likely just wandered back to our room to sleep it off. Rainbow Dash is probably somewhere near the place where the wonderbolts are living, hopefully I won't have to find her passed out in a bush. I'll take Celestia to try to find her sister and Rarity you two go find Dash." I pointed at Twi and Shy.

"What about Pinkie?" Twi asked.

"Oh don't worry about Pinkie, I have a way to summon her." I said. I grabbed Celestia's wrist and pulled her with me exiting the zoo and making a right. I let go of Celestia's wrist soon after. "Sorry about that kind of in a hurry." I explained to her.

"It's no problem." Celestia said as she lightly rubbed her wrist, "Who are we going to find first?"

"Rarity first, I know her enough to know where she be if she were ever black out drunk."

"Where?" I looked at Celestia with a 'do you really have to ask' expression on my face. "Oh right, the garment district." Celestia walked alongside me. "Could we talk more about you Mickey, ever since we became acquaintances I wanted to get to know more about you."

"I'm a stranger in a strange land trying my best to cope with the hand I've been dealt with."

"You said that your race's evolution revolved around killing each other."

"Yeah, and because of that we're more technologically advanced than yours and before you even think to ask, no I will not be bringing hyper advanced technology to Equestria."

"Why not?"

"It's not about the benefits but the drawbacks, if Equestria had advanced tech. then think about the other countries they'd want a piece of it and the ponies wouldn't be able to give it up and there would be a world war."

"Oh, I didn't think of that."

"I did, sometimes I wonder who the better ruler is you or I." I said as a took a left.

"Now I'm wondering the same thing." Celestia said. "What do you do instead of living in the woods?"

"Nothing much, I wish my life would be a bit more exciting to be honest."

"Really?" Celestia asked with her interest piqued. "What do you mean?"

"Do you think that it's exciting to try to make some sort of comfortable place for yourself in the world while trying to juggle seven mares that all want to jump your bones at a moments notice?" I asked as I slowed down to look for Rarity.

"No I don't think that's very comfortable. Have you ever had to tried to rule a country? To have to question every single decision you make not knowing if your conciseness is willing to take it?"

"You and I have a lot in common the more I think about it." I smirked as I looked around to find my marshmallow mare. "I also have a question."

"Ask away."

"Why didn't you let Twilight stay with her parents? What you did was really pretty much kidnapped her, she writes letters to you all the time and always puts your opinion above her own. In actuality it should be like that with her parents, you robbed her parents of parenting." I looked at her straight it the eye. Celestia opened her mouth to reply then shut it. "No answer?" She shook her head. "That's what I thought." I saw Rarity coved head to toe in the most ridiculous fabrics imaginable, I didn't know they made ti-dye fabrics here. Then again everything has a seventies, "Rarity wake up you have 20 minutes before your dresses go to the runway." I said.

"I HAVEN'T FINISHED HEMMING THEM!" She shrieked, causing the pile of fabrics on her body to shoot up. "Oh my word, how much did I have to drink last night?"

"Too much, just look at the fabrics you have on you."

"What do you mea-EEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!! GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF!!!!" Rarity yelled.

"Hold still." I said as I unraveled her fabrics, as they came off they became more and more ridiculous. Orange and Green polka dots, outdated shag carpet, may want to keep the lace though, I pulled off the ti-dye one and then there was the worst one, fuzzy orange and gray fur (fake of course).

"Thank you Mickey, although." Rarity grabbed the lace. "This I may have some ideas for~" She looked at me with the bedroom eyes.

"That's why I held it in my other hand." I held up the other fabrics. "Mind if I keep these?"

"Do whatever you want with them, just keep it out of my sight." She said repulsively.

"Great, Rarity my marshmallow princess?" I asked in the sweetest tone I could come up with while holding her close.

"Yes Mickey, my most handsome human?"

"Would you happen to have any information of where any of the other girls might went?"

"Applejack was with me for a while then she sobered up a little and went to the castle."

"Alright, my assumption was correct. Hopefully Twi and Shy have found Dash." I groaned as I saw the sun start to set.

Author's Note

This chapter was an absolute bitch to write I'm sorry it took longer than usual and it didn't help that I got sick. HOLY FLYING FUCKS OVER 100 LIKES WAHOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Going home and Going out

Twilight and Fluttershy were looking for RD, "I can't believe Dash would get blackout drunk, she's going to be a mother for Faust's sake." Twilight complained.

"Twilight we were all drunk, so were you so I don't think you have a lot of judgement to pass on her." Flutttershy said with her arms crossed.

"You're right, I don't I may be the alpha mare but my friends keep me in check." They eventually found Rainbow passed out in front of the Wonderbolts history museum. Fluttershy got her up and helped her back to the castle. "I hope Mickey is doing better than we are."

**********

I was currently staring at a mountain face I looked at the can of spray paint I had in my hand. "Well that explains the spray paint." I concluded, I was more drunk than I thought because I had tagged on the side of a mountain in huge bold letters.

THE PRINCESSES ARE CUNTS!

I looked at Celestia, "Sorry."

"It's not the worst thing that's happened to deface royalty, but the nobles are going to have a field day with this."

"I'll pay for any damages, also supplies." I sighed. "Though it makes me want to ask, what was the worst thing to deface royalty?"

"It was about a few years after I had banished Luna, I was emotional and I unfairly judged a court case. I got a letter from the pony I accidentally screwed over, it sprayed a potion in my face and made me black out. When I came to I was a stallion."

"Now I feel bad for the guy that did it." I said as we started to walk again.

"He was already out of equestrian borders so I couldn't do anything." She said. "I don't blame him though, all the things I cared about was cake, meaningless sex, and being a absolute and total bitch. In the end he was justified in his actions, I sent him a letter when I found out his address say that I didn't blame him and it gave me the kick in the ass that I needed to becoming a better ruler. I offered him save haven back in Equestria and even a position as my advisor, he did accept it eventually."

"What was the guy's name?"

"Starswirl the Bearded." She answered, Rarity had already left with the lace fabric to pack for the trip. "Don't tell Twilight she would flip her shit."

"Yeah you got that right, I just wanna find Luna at this point." I continued to walk alongside Celestia. "Where do you think she would be?"

"I don't know, we talk all the time when we can but I don't hear what she says."

"Do you both talk or do you just tune her out because you've had a long day and you don't want to listen to what she has to say." I said, Celestia didn't have an answer. "Jesus Christ! It's almost like you want bad things to happen so when you triumph over them it's just you that looks good on you."

"Is it so bad that I just want to be left alone at times?"

"There is nothing wrong with that, but let's check your track record. There are times that you are just an non negotiable tyrant that separates families so you can have a little girl as your personal student, that's probably where the Molestia rumor started from. You ignore your subjects the people who are dependent on you to lift the damn SUN, and give them guidance when they need it. You emotionally manipulate your student to thinking that your word is universal law, and to solve your problems you literally go to the answer and intimidate them into trying to comply with you because you're the princess, and to top it all off you are ignoring you sister again just because you can't be bothered to listen to anyone else's problems but your own!" I yelled.

"Let's just find Luna and get out of here." Celestia said.

"Yeah let's." I grumbled I started to think about what Luna would do if she wasn't in the greatest state of mind. I thought about going to the arcade. "You know what I give up. I'm going back to the castle, you obviously know your sister better then I do and I'm sick of this bullshit city. Including you, I'm going to get my herd and go home." I walked back to the castle intent on getting my things and going home to where my animal friends are waiting for me. I hate being out in public for too long anyways everyone always pointing and laughing.

*******

We were all sitting on the train, I don't care that I left Celestia in the dust to find her sister on her own. The girls knew I was upset and left me be I generally resolve these things on my own better. The train pulled into Ponyville station and we grabbed our bags and went our separate ways. I found Pinkie by saying 'breaking your friends trust is the fastest way to lose your friends.' She popped up from the microwave and yelled 'FOREVER!' I grabbed her and dragged her to the train. I got back in my house and took a damn nap I was sick and tired of Canterlot that fucking city was filled with pricks including the princesses themselves except for Cadence she knew how to take a fucking joke and she supported me.

I woke up to knocking at my door, I opened it to see the Celestia in her disguise. "May I come in please?" I let her in. "First off I wanted to apologize."

"For what exactly? I was the one who wound up being the asshole in the end." I commented.

"Yes, but it didn't help that I was being a major bitch along the way." She said. That threw me for a loop, the princess doesn't usually swear. "I found Luna eventually at the amusement park stuck in the tea cups. She asked me why I didn't date anypony, I tried to answer her but she was still a bit drunk. I realized later that you were right. If I keep thinking that I'm supposed to be this pony that manipulates others that it will help me in the long run. You took a crowbar and wrenched my eyes open to the truth. So I came here to apologize and ask you something."

I rubbed the sleep out of my eyes. "What would that be?"

"Would you go out with me?"

Author's Note

I require some cover art, do your best and send me a pm when you're finished take your time.

Side Chapter: Bonding

The morning was no better I had to get a citizenship and the only two places I know that offers a citizenship test is the mayor’s office and the library. I needed to study, so I killed two birds with one stone. The key to doing that, small birds big rock. I grabbed my jacket, t-shirt that said, ‘I will not keep calm and you can go fuck yourself’ and a pair of jeans. I put on my boots and headed into town.

I stopped taking my truck into town the ponies wind up poking it with sticks trying to see what would happen. It’s ruining the paint job and I only use it because it’s convenient, walking is much better it’s exercise. Ironically Mac had actually asked if he could take it off my hands, I told him that I’d think about it. I’d have to show him how to operate it, but he’s a dependable guy I trust him like I’d trust my own brother if I had one. It’d really help overhaul with his family’s farm, still I don’t know.

I got to my destination within the span of a few minutes. I found the treebrary and knocked on the door.

“It’s open!” I heard Spike say and I walked in.

“Hey Spike.” I said as I went into the library. “Do you know where Twilight is?”

“She’s out at the farm, it’s applebuck season and Applejack asked the girls to help. Why?”

“You know my problem of needing a job right?”

“Yeah.”

“I can’t get that job unless I’m a citizen of Equestria.” I told him.

“So you need to study to take the citizenship test?” He asked.

“Bingo, I was hoping Twi would help me out but I won’t drag her away from helping, could you help me?” I asked.

“Really you want my help?” Spike asked kind of shocked that I would suggest such a thing.

“Yeah, it’ll be great. We’ll get some time to get to know each other a little bit more.” I smiled.

“Nopony usually wants my help. I just stay behind and do chores, on occasion I’ll go out with Sweetie Belle.” Spike said fidgeting.

“That’s a bit unfair. Do you ever say anything to Twi’ about it?”

“I tried but then she usually goes on another adventure, without me.” He sighed sounding a little depressed at the end.

I’ve seen this before, within myself. I was depressed when my parents died and I just recently ran away from my foster home, luckily my parents were looking out for me up there and some people came across me sleeping next to a trash can. It was an young couple probably early 30’s or 40’s. They took me into their home the Demetri’s, they had never been able to have children. I was their saving grace. Martin Demetri was a former boxer and was coaching ameuter boxers in the profession. Angela Demetri was a kind caregiver and gave me new warm clothes. When the police came to return me to my foster home, they had gone to court and won custody over me.

Martin could see in my eyes that I was a fighter, I had that wild blazing fire within. I was a bundle of boundless energy. Instead of putting me on medication Martin turned me into a disciplined fighter. Now I could see the same thing in Spike, he has that fire in him both literally and figuratively. I see what he can accomplish and now it’s my turn to make him into the best fighter and man he can be.

“I feel your pain Spike.” I said. That got his attention. “I’ve been where you are, depressed thinking that it can’t get any worse or better than this.”

“Yeah.” He sighed. “Mickey you’ve got it all. Mares who love you, children on the way and great friends. How is it that you just seem so…….”

“Invincible?” I answered for him.

“Yeah.”

“Trust me kid, I’m far from that, I put up the mask to block myself from getting hurt. I only let it down for ones I love and respect. It’s my confidence but it takes years to build up. I was once like you Spike, but a person took me in and showed me the light. He told me that no one is going to stand up for yourself but you, no one is going to fight your battles but you. When you fight you fight to win, and the strength you fight with comes from within.” I pointed to my heart. “He told me that I have a fire that is a wild blaze it’s my fighting spirit. I can see the same thing in you Spike. I can see that fire, that willingness to fight for your friends but you need to harness it. I can show you how.” I held out my hand. “If you’re willing to learn, then I’m willing to teach.”

Spike went past my held out hand and wrapped his arms around me. “No one has ever told me that. Thank you.”

“You’re welcome son.” I said while rubbing his scaly head.

“What’d you call me?” He asked.

“I said you’re welcome son.” I repeated. “What’s wrong?”

“I’ve never had a dad. Twilight is practically my mom, would you mind if I called you dad?”

“I’d love if you called me dad.” I hugged the drake and he hugged me tighter.

“I have a dad, I’ve got a dad.” Spike sobbed tears of joy. We stood there for a few minutes, just like that I went from a soon-to-be father to dad. “Wait if you marry Rarity then my girlfriend would be my aunt.”

“You wanna know what to say if someone gets lippy about that?”

“What?”

“Fuck off.” I grinned.

“Twilight doesn’t like it if I swear.” Spike said.

“Twi isn’t here, now is she?” I asked.

“No.”

“Then go nuts kid.” I smiled.

“Oh HELL YES!” Spike shouted and he unattached his body from mine. There’s only so much that guys can hug other guys before it gets weird.

“Before we get all power crazy let’s get those books so you can help your old man become a citizen.” I said.

“Sure thing….dad.” He said. “Follow me.”

I sat down at the table and Spike carried in some textbooks on history, culture, and other things. He got me a quill and parchment, and some ink. I started to take some notes, the hours went by. I learned how equestria was founded, how the princesses came into power, Discord’s reign, the banishment of Luna, also how the pony evolved as a species. The door opened and I heard Twilight call out. “Spike I’m home, I know how disappointed you were in not being able to come so Applejack made a apple and gemstone pie just for you.”

Spike ran out of the room and hugged Twilight. “Hey Twilight, I’m glad you’re back.”

“I never get this kind of reception unless something good happened. Did Sweetie Belle come over?”

I peeked into the room. “No, you have three guesses and the first two don’t count.”

“Mickey! What are you doing here?” Twi ran over and hugged me. Spike caught the apple and gemstone pie.

“I came to study for taking the citizenship test a couple of hours ago, but you weren’t here. Spike was, and since he knows the library like the back of his claw I figured that he could help me.”

“Oh Spike that was so responsible of you to help Mickey when I was gone. You can stay up later to read your comics for doing such a good job, okay?” Twilight said to Spike.

“REALLY! THANKS MOM!” Spike said out of excitement and hugged Twilight.

Twilight was taken aback about what Spike just said. “Spike did you just call me mom?”

Spike got really red in the face. “Y-Yes…….d-do you mind?”

“Oh Spike, you have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to hear those words.” She hugged Spike back.

“Wait if I’m your mother, then would that make your girlfriend your aunt?” She looked at me for an answer.

I just shrugged. “Fuck it.”

“Oh shut it you.” Twilight said and kissed me, after we broke apart she concluded another thing. “If I’m your mother, does that make Mickey your father?”

“I think he prefers to call me dad.” I answered for an already apple red Spike. We broke apart from the group hug, “So what’s for dinner?”

Twi just sighed. “Stallions.”

“You’ve gotta know by know babe, guys have three things on their mind: Beer, Babes, and Burgers.”

“I was going to make Spaghetti and Hay balls. I can change the recipe if you’d like.” Spike said.

“No go ahead kid, just don’t put any hay on mine ‘kay?”

“Yes sir.” Spike said and departed to the kitchen.

“What did you do to him Mickey? First he calls me mom, and you dad. Then he hugs me when I come in the door, and now he’s using manners? What happened while I was out?” She asked.

“I’m sorry Twi, but that stays between me and Spike.” I gave her a peck on the lips. “I’ve got some other news but that’ll have to wait until we get all the girls together.”

“Let’s worry about that later. We have supper first.” Twilight suggested.

I pat Twilight’s head. “Atta girl.” I head into the dining room to clear the table of my study materials.

“Wow you studied up a storm, you must be really serious about your citizenship test.” Twi said.

“It’s the only way I can get a job. I don’t want to be a deadbeat dad who relies on others to do his job for him.” I said. “It’s pretty personal to me.”

“I can see that, I’m glad we have a stallion like you, you don’t take shit from anypony and when the going gets tough you get going.”

“I’m just glad I have girls like you to keep me in line. I wish something exciting would happen every once in an while though.”

“I wish I had your life sometimes honey, our life can get really exciting being the elements of harmony.”

“Trust me you don’t want my life, especially my past.” I shuddered.

“Are you okay?” Twi asked.

“I’ll be fine, just some bad memories.” I replied.

Twilight hugged me, “We’ll always be with you, please don’t be afraid to tell us anything on your mind.”

“I’m not afraid, but I appreciate the sentiment. Thank you.” I hugged her back, kissing her forehead right below her horn.

“Foods ready!” Spike said from the kitchen.

I held out my arm. “Shall we dine my sweet?”

Twilight giggled and compiled. “Indeed we shall, my stallion.” She looped her arm in mine and we proceeded to enter the kitchen to help Spike serve the food.

I ate my spaghetti with some tomato sauce and had some great garlic bread. I smiled and helped wash the dishes afterwards, when we got done we sat in the living room and ate dessert, I couldn’t exactly eat the pie that AJ made for Spike due to the fact that I can’t eat gemstones. I settled for sharing a bowl of cookie dough ice cream with Twilight. I looked at Spike getting his second piece of pie. “Hey Spike wanna make that pie an a la mode?”

“What’s that?” Spike asked.

“Of all the things missing in this world I myself would think that at least Pinkie would have tried this.”

“Tried what?” Twi asked.

I took a scoop of ice cream and dropped it on Spike’s pie. “Try that, tell me what it’s like.” I sat back as Spike ate both the pie and the ice cream.

Then he fell over, still holding the plate upright. “It’s the most amazing combination in the world, there is nothing that could get any better than this moment.”

“How about ice cream cake?” I asked.

Spike sat back up creaking like an old rocking chair. “What did you say?”

“Ice cream cake, a cake made of ice cream. That still holds no comparison to Twinkies, I miss Twinkies.” I said as I hung my head. Suddenly there was an explosion of popcorn and noise makers from a party and there was a gift in the middle of the living room. I didn’t know what to make of it so Twilight got up and looked at the gift.

“It’s from Discord.”

“I thought he went on a vacation and wouldn’t be back until next week.” Spike said while he started sweep the popcorn, I decided to help him.

“There’s a note, to Mickey?” She said questioning the last part then opened it.

“Dear Twilight and present company,

How’ve you been? I’m doing well, playing pranks has never been so fun! Sun-butt and Moon-butt have been asking me to help with the negotiations over in other countries, that’s sooooooooo boooooooooring. I was having a little bit of harmless fun with the delegates when I felt a huge presence of dread come from equestria. I felt as if someone turn me inside out and backwards then took away all my chaos powers. Anyhoo I felt what you tiny little ponies call sympathy for the source. I could feel his heart cry, and decided to do something about it. Within the gift is a box of never ending Twinkies from Mickey’s world, I tried a few before sending them over and I must say that they are just as chaotic as I am. There’s also some Mountain Dew and Doritos, the boxes are blank, just ask for what flavor and they will fill with the desired snack food.

Ta-ta for now~

Much Chaos, Discord.”

I stared at the box, this was very generous of someone I’ve never even met. Still I’ve got Twinkies, Mountain Dew, and Doritos. I was a rabid dog and tore open the gift, one of few objects that I had missed from my homeworld is finally here. It’ll never run out! “WAHOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” I yelled at the top of my lungs.

“How can you be so excited about snack foods?” Twilight asked.

“You never know what you’ll have until you have lived without it.” I answered her. She raised a finger to reply then lowered it and then scratched her chin. I smirked and tossed her a Twinkie. “Try it, it’s delicious.”

“Does it have any meat in it?” Twilight asked. It was a legitimate concern when dealing with alien foods.

“No, you’re good.” I said, she opened the plastic packaging and hesitantly bit into the pastry. Her pupils dilated and she fell back.

“It’s so yummy.” She then devoured the rest of the Twinkie and asked for more.

“Don’t get too carried away, if you don’t watch yourself you could develop a little belly pudge.” I poked her in the stomach, I then handed her one more and closed the box. “That’s all you get for today. I don’t want to have to roll you out the door everyday.”

“Pffft.” Twilight blew raspberries at me.

“Real mature.” I commented. “Sweet Tooth Sparkle.”

“Well, excuse me for liking sweets. It’s kind of hard not to when one of your herdmates is a baker.”

“You could stand to get some exercise though, it’s healthy and a great way to start the day.” I said.

“Are you insinuating that I’m fat?” Twilight asked sort of peeved.

“I never said that, it’s just not everyone has proportions like a princess.” I said.

Twilight cooled off fast, “Well that’s true. I’ve always been too afraid to try to exercise anything other than my mind.”

“The brain is an important muscle to exercise, but your body is important as well.”

“What do you do to keep in shape?” Twi asked me.

“Every morning I wake up have a balanced breakfast put my running gear on and go on a three mile run around the border of Ponyville.”

“What about after that?”

“I cool off, take about an hour to catch my breath then do 50 pushups and 50 situps. Then shower and I’m good.”

“Rainbow and the other girls go to the local gym, but I’m afraid of joining.”

“Even Rarity?” I asked.

“Yeah, even though she hates getting sweaty she says it’s worth it.”

“Well she can’t maintain a bod like that without putting some work into it.” I concluded. “Listen Twi, if you’re really serious about this then the best thing you can do is go at your own pace.”

“How do you mean?” She asked.

“Look at me, I’m not apart of that gym yet I stay as healthy as I can. I go at my own pace, considering that I cut down trees that’s a career that requires a lot of exercise. On and off the job, the best thing about going at your own pace is that you decide what days you get to exercise.” I smiled.

“What do you suggest I could do about it?”

“Set aside one hour a day to getting outside and playing, you could jog around the town or sign up for a sports team, or just grab a ball or something and have fun.”

“That sounds like a good idea,” Twi stretched and yawned. “Look at the time, it’s almost midnight. Spike it’s time for bed….Spike?” She looked over to see the teenage drake pass out with his face covered in pie and ice cream.

“Sugar crash, I remember my first one I had a headache afterwards. I’ll take him up to bed, if you’ll clean up?” I asked.

“Sure thing.” Twi said as she started to clean up the mess Spike made.

I picked up the sleeping drake walking up the stairs and opening the door to his room. I took off his purple and green hoodie and took off his pants (not like that you pervs.) I left him in his boxers and shirt after draping a blanket over him. “G’night son.” I said before I left his room.

Twilight was finished cleaning and was heading to her room. “Wanna spend the night? I’ve got a friendship report I wanna write.”

“Doesn’t Spike usually send those?” I ask.

“Yeah, it can wait one night but I did want to run it by you first.”

“Why me?” I wondered.

“It’s about us three.”

Dear Princess Celestia,

Hello again it’s Twilight, how are you doing? I’m fine, today I learned quite a few things. The first is about Applejack and Pinkie, it was harvesting the apple orchards with them being pregnant it’s starting to affect their lives, the other girls and I assured them that we would be there for them whenever they needed it.
The other thing is about my stallion Mickey and Spike, for a long time I had thought of Spike was nothing more than an assistant to me. I had given him compliments and gems when he deserved it, but my eyes have been opened up. When I came home today I had a great reception from Spike and when I rewarded he called my Mom. I was shocked at first and then, I realised that I did in fact have an incredible son. I wanted to thank you, for allowing me the opportunity to raise him.

~ your faithful student and excited mother, Twilight Sparkle.

“How’s that?” Twilight asked me as she showed me the letter.

“It’s perfect.” I kissed her.

Time to think.

Looking up at Celestia while I sat down. "You know you're really putting me on the spot here." I said.

"I realize this, I know that you and I have had a lot of differences. I respect any decision that you come up with."

"I don't like being forced into a decision, god only knows how much my brain has been fucked up already." I sighed.

"What do you mean?" Celestia asked.

Shit I thought to myself I had to let it slip. "You might want to take a seat, because this is going to be a very emotional story."

"What is it?" Celestia asked.

"Before I start can I at least talk to the real you? Not Sunny something or another?" I requested.

"Oh, I'm sorry." Celestia said and changed back into her alicorn form. "Is that better?"

"Much, thank you." I took a deep breath before I continued. "I know I might seem elusive, off-putting, and practically an asshole all around but there's a reason for that."

"Why is that?"

"Because I have a hard time trusting people, or ponies, pretty much anything that talks to me. I've had my trust broken before, and it's not fun. I've been.............. I've been the victim of sexual abuse, or more specifically rape."

"What?" Celestia was shocked. "H-how did this happen?"

"It was a long time ago, back in my world. When I first lost my parents, I had nowhere else to go and I was put in a foster home." Taking another deep breath I continued. "I thought that the family was nice at first and I honestly trusted them. They had a daughter, I couldn't remember her name for the life of me. It doesn't matter, anyways one day when the parents left I was home with their daughter and she said she wanted to play a game in her room. I was young at the time and was gullible, I didn't even know what sex was. She said she wanted to play a game where I was tied up to her bed with my clothes off. She then proceeded to.......Rape me." I finished and proceeded to break down and cry. Celestia rushed over and hugged me, I was the shell of what my shield was the shield that I put up so that I would never be hurt like that again.

"Shh, it's okay no one will ever hurt you like that again." Celestia comforted me. "I'm sorry that ever happened." Her hands wrapped around my head smothering me in her huge as hell boobs. If I would make a guess at the cup size it would be at least triple X, but that didn't matter to me right now. She wasn't being a princess she was being a friend, she was being Celestia.

"She-She, just used me." I bawled. "I told everyone still they didn't believe me." I continued.

"I'm sorry you had to experience that, and I'm sorry I put you in an uncomfortable situation. She can't get to you anymore."

I brought myself together as quickly as I could and wiped my eyes. "Listen I just don't know if I can give you an answer without consulting my herd mates first. You understand right?" I asked Celestia.

"I understand Mickey, I'll agree with whatever decision that you and your mates reasonably come upon." Celestia squeezed me.

"I gotta ask though, what made you realize that you were in love with me?" I asked.

"Do you want the honest truth?" Celestia asked and I nodded. "It's because you don't treat me like a princess, you treat me like an equal. It's something that I haven't seen in a long time." I just started to chuckle. "What is so funny?" She asked.

"It's funny because of the history that forged my country raised me to treat everyone as an equal."

"Could you explain?" Celestia asked.

"It's a document called the Declaration of Independence, it goes a little something like this. When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation. We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness." I said proudly.

"That's certainly a mouthful, how on earth did you memorize that?"

"The internet mostly, it's a worldwide system of information that anyone on the planet could access." I said. "It makes life a lot easier but still books are better in my opinion."

"Do you mind if I take some of the ideas that you have just stated?" Celestia asked. "The last part more specifically, the part where everyone is created equal?"

"Why?" I asked.

"I didn't want to bring this up, but you told me your secret so I'll tell you mine." Celestia took a deep breath. "I just don't want to be the princess anymore."

That certainly piqued my interest. "How come?"

"Thousands of years doing the same old thing gets pretty boring after the first century." Celestia said."The subjects have the best intentions for my sister and I but it has been many years since I've ever had some down time."

"I get it, you can drive yourself insane doing the same thing over and over again." I nodded still wiping the remaining tears from my eyes.

"I don't want to be the princess anymore, I'm not going to make this decision for Luna. This is a personal decision, in truth I was training Twilight to take my place. Then when I see her with you, I can see the spark of love in her eyes. It's something I've sorely missed, then you come along with your take no shit from no one attitude and you made your home in one of the most dangerous places in the world and make it look like it's nothing."

"When we first met it was a bad day for you, when I decided to do what I did you hated me for it. What changed?" I asked.

"I hated it because there was so much about you, and I couldn't control or try to manipulate to get it in my favor. It was like facing the god of stubbornness, there was absolutely no way to convince you that I was right. That's when I realized that I was in love with that fact about you, I hated it at first. Then I took a moment to look at it from your perspective. If I were lost in a strange land with no one wanting to help me and just use me like a tool I would be pretty pissed too. That's what changed, Mickey I may never hold a special place in your heart for all the things I've done. That's okay, I wanted to let you know that no matter you decide I will always be in love with you."

"Wow, I- just wow. That what you really feel about me?" I asked and she grabbed my hand pressing it against her heart.

"This heartbeat that you feel, will forever be yours. I've been courted before and I lusted after my suitors, but I have never felt like I loved them. Then you came along and almost every time I think about you my heart skips a beat. I have always been waiting for this feeling of love." Celestia brought me closer to her, "How do you feel about me? Please don't beat around the bush about this." Celestia looked me in the eye.

"When we first met I didn't know what to think, considering I was still confused and didn't know what to think. I thought that you were going to be my saving grace, I may have been strange looking and different but it looked like that you were going to be that light at the end of the tunnel. Then we had our falling out, it took me some time to carve my place in the forest. I realized that you were trying to help your race but I knew that there was a better way of doing that." I took a deep breath. "To be honest when we made up I thought that we were going to be great friends, you were someone that I could trust. Then you come here and you confess these feelings for me and I just get confused even more." I looked at my hand still over her heart. "I feel your heartbeat I can tell that you have those feelings and that you mean what you say." I smiled and took her hands in mine. "I can't find it in my heart to hate you or love you right now. I just need some time, please." I said and she nodded.

We both stood up and I showed her to the door before she left Celestia said something. "Mickey I know this probably won't sway your decision, but I want you to know that Twilight isn't the only one that can grow a stallionhood." She winked.

"Good night Celestia." I said and closed my door, locking it once more. I went back up to my room but I didn't sleep a wink. I was to buried in the thought of having a princess as on of my herd mates. I just stared at my ceiling and the Hawkeye's bird nest, "I don't know if I can sleep on this, all of the power of royalty within my grasp." I reached my hand up. "She doesn't want to be royalty anymore though, she wants the chance at a normal life." I turned my head and looked off into the distance of the crumbled castle. "I......I just don't know."

Author's Note

I'm baaaaaaacccckkkkkkkk!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Talents and Talks

Author's Note

Clop Scene ahead

Warning: contains Futa on male, Futa on Futa, Male on Female, Threesome, Breastfeeding, Oral, and Anal.

* In my head cannon it's traditional for the stallion to propose to the alpha mare. It's up to the other herdmates to decide to accept the proposal or not

Talents and Talks

I walked along the streets with my groceries in my arms, the girls had a sleepover to get to know each other more. They had also included Zecora which was very nice of them. "I bet it was Shy's idea to invite her."

"Shy's idea to invite who?" Pinkie asked while popping up behind me. Had it been anyone else I would have dropped them into next week but it was my cotton candy mare I knew and loved. Her belly was very plump it looked like she was ready to burst already, but the doctor said six more months and my kids would enter the world.

I looked over my shoulder, "Hey Pinkie, what are you up to?"

"Nothing, much the girls and I are getting ready for the annual Equestria Talent Showcase Extravaganza!" Pinkie shouted.

"Talent show? That's cool, I can't wait to see you girls participate." I said to her as she bounced alongside me.

"Oh, we won't be participating. We'll be busy collecting donations for the children's ward for the hospital. The princesses are going to be there, including Shining Armor and Cadence. They'll be the judges, anypony can participate as well. In fact I think some other ponies and such are coming in from out of town to do it as well."

"Very cool, I can't wait to see it."

"What about being in it?" Pinkie asked.

"I don't have that many talents." I said.

"C'mon honey bunny everypony has at least one talent that they can showcase."

"I've never really had a good talent other than beating people up, and even I'm not the best at that."

"Who is?"

"Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee." I said and Pinkie just stopped bouncing to stare at me.

"Who?"

"Never mind Pinkie, it's nothing you have to worry about." I hope.

"Oki, Doki, Loki." Pinkie said and started to bounce again. "Are you sure that there isn't at least one talent that you can showcase?"

"If I tell you will you leave me alone?" I asked her.

"Yep!"

"I can sing one or two songs." I sighed.

"Really?" Pinkie asked, "What songs?"

I looked at her, "I thought you said you would leave me alone after I told you."

"I know but the thought of you going up there and displaying your talent to everypony got the girls and I talking and we'd really appreciate it if you would."

That sparked an idea in the ol' noggin. "How much would you girls appreciate it?" I asked.

"I wouldn't know." Pinkie proclaimed. "Why?"

"Just wondering." I walked back to my house in the Everfree and put my groceries away. Pinkie departed to the sign-up table to switch out with Dash. I sat in my large recliner I got and refurbished in the flea market. It was pretty comfortable and with Rarity's help the material used was not only soft but environmentally friendly. There was a knock on my door and I went to answer it. It was Dash, "Hey Dashie." I said to her.

"Hey yourself, I heard from Pinkie that you found about the talent show." She said walking in and sliding a chair next to mine.

"Do you want anything to drink?" I asked her.

"Nah, AJ stopped by the table earlier and gave us some apple juice." She said, so I sat down next to her. "I was thinking about convincing you to join the show and show your stuff."

"That would probably get me on some sort of watch list." I said to her and she slapped me on the arm.

"That was so not what I meant. I want to hear you sing, I've never heard you before and it'll be nice." She said cuddling into me.

"You sure you didn't just come here to get away from work again?" I asked.

"That and I wanted to let you know that I am pregnant." Dash said cuddling into my neck kissing it along the way.

"That's great." I practically purred. "I never expected anything less from the amazingly awesome Rainbow Dash."

"It wasn't just me big boy, it was a team effort. Your junk has the spunk." She started to lick my neck, and rub her hand down my chest underneath my shirt.

"You sure you wanna do this?" I asked her.

"I wanna know what you plan on doing in the talent show." She said, and my mood was gone.

"You use sex to try to get me to sign up and participate in a talent show that I'm probably not even going to go to?" I asked.

"Umm, yes?" Dash asked.

"Rainbow please leave." I requested.

"A-Are you sure?" She asked.

"Positive. I'm pretty pissed right now that you did what you just did."

"Okay." Dash got up, she could tell Mickey was pretty upset. He never used first names, only pet names like Pinkie does. "I'm-"

"Don't, please just don't right now." I said.

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3rd p.o.v.

Dash was ashamed of herself, doing that to try to get her stallion to do something that he probably didn't want to do anyways. Mickey had never been the forceful type, why did she think that doing something like that would convince him otherwise? "Stupid, stupid Dash!" Rainbow hit both sides of her head with clenched fists. She walked out to the clearing that Mickey had made with his efforts of chopping down parts of the Everfree Forest. Mickey had told the girls that he was receiving quite the sum of bits. The girls asked why hadn't he spent the bits he told them that he was saving them in the bank for the kids. Mickey got lots of kisses that night, nothing too inappropriate. That wasn't a good night for the girls, they had been suffering hangovers from the night before. Dash swept some wood chips off a stump with her tail and sat down sulking. "Why did you do that Rainbow? The girls told me otherwise but I didn't listen, I never do." Rainbow pat her stomach rubbing it in anticipation for the growing foal inside. "I'm going to have try my best to be a better listener, the girls aren't trying to hold me back. They're trying to help me, I know I'm not the most responsible. If I'm going to be having you, I'm gonna have to learn. I'll let Mickey cool off before I apologize. It's the right thing to do, but first I gotta apologize to the girls." Dash got up and started towards Ponyville.

Twilight was the one at the table working with the Cutie Mark Crusaders. "So girls what did you say that you were going to do?"

"Well I'm not gonna be in the talent show, but I'll cheer Scoots and Sweetie from the sidelines." Applebloom replied.

"Okay so what are you going to do Sweetie?" Twilight asked.

"It's been pointed out to me that I'm very good at singing so I'll do something like that." Sweetie said.

"Awe, I can't wait to hear that. I'll bet that you'll blow them all away." Twilight said, looking at Scootaloo. "What do you plan on doing Scoots?"

"I wanna do an awesome routine on my scooter! I really want to impress the princesses." Scootaloo puffed out her chest.

"You've already impressed me." Twilight said ruffling the orange pegasai's cowlick. Then she grabbed the clipboard with a list of names and gave it to the two fillies. Looking up she saw her herdmate Rainbow Dash walking back from their stallion's house in the forest.

"Hey Squirt, Sweetie." Dash greeted to the two fillies busy with the signup sheet. "Hey Twi, can we talk?" Dash looked at her friend.

"Sure, girls when you're done could you put the sign-up back on the table?" She asked the fillies in which they nodded. Twilight walked next to Dash, "What is it Dash?"

"First off I wanted to apologize." Dash said. "What you girls said was right and Mickey did get upset."

"How bad was it?" Twilight asked.

"It was fine, he asked me to leave. I did, and I sat down thinking to myself that if I keep doing this then I'll put my foal in danger. I also realized that you girls aren't trying to holding me back but help me." Rainbow hugged Twilight. "Thank you for being my friend Twilight, I don't know where I'd be without you girls."

Twilight hugged the cyan flier back. "I'm glad you're my friend too Rainbow." They separated from the hug. "I'm glad that you've come to this realization. Not everypony is as fast as you are, if you want to be a good mother you have to learn to slow down."

"I know that now. It's hard for me to break the habit I've been raised on." Rainbow said wiping her eyes from any moisture.

"You don't have to try to rearrange your entire life style. Just learn to slow down, I was being a bit hypocritical about being a good mother when I don't have a biological child of my own. Spike is a different case, I didn't realize that he looked at me like a mother until very recently."

"I get it Twi, but still you girls supporting me and all my faults is wonderful of you girls." Rainbow smiled.

"We're friends and herdmates, we'll always support you no matter what happens." Twilight hugged Dash again.

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Mickey 1st p.o.v.

I calmed down after Dash left, I couldn't blame her though. I'm her stallion and to see her stallion show off his talents in front of almost all of Equestria is pretty exciting. I went a few rounds on the punching bag to vent my anger, I was thinking about what song I could sing. I finished my last round and cooled off with a hand towel and water bottle. Breathing through my nose and catching my breath I wiped off my face and went into my hot spring to bathe. "I need to apologize to Dashie." I spoke to no one in particular. I had concluded that part, I felt like it was a bit unfair that she had tried to do something like that. I feel like I didn't overreact I was mature about it, I still needed to apologize though. My mind wandered to other areas though, I wondered about my iPod and if it has one certain song on it. I dried off and got into new clothes. I plugged some headphones into my iPod and listened to the song. I got the patterns memorized and did the same with the pitch and tone. I had the song memorized.

I remember what Twilight said about the music of harmony. It was when I asked about ponies bursting out into random song and dance routines. It's a residual magic that encompasses the planet, ponies aren't the only species that do it. It helps unite the world a little bit, and some religions think that their creator had a little too much music stuck in said creator's head. It helps whenever you decide to sing a song and provides the music behind it, but honestly I always thought that it was a literal band of ninjas playing everywhere someone decided to start singing. Twilight tried to argue with me but I shut down her argument when I said that she and her friends use a harmony rainbow beam to blast their enemies to kingdom come. Needless to say I didn't get any that night.

I had the song memorized from front to back and side to side. I was ready to go, I just hope that there's still time for me to be able to participate in the talent show. I walked out the door and into Ponyville. I saw Fluttershy at the table cleaning up she spotted me and ran over to kiss me. I gladly accepted the kiss and set her down, "Hey shutterbug, what's shaking with you?" I asked her.

"Nothing much just cleaning up the table and getting ready for the show." Shy replied.

"Yeah about that, is there any last minute spots available?" I asked her.

"I think there is, let me check." Fluttershy said and jogged off, while I stared at her ass jiggling as she ran. Soon I will pound that ass like a jackhammer. I thought to myself smirking. The butterscotch mare came bouncing back, her huge breasts bouncing along with her. "You're just in luck, there's one last position open." She held out the clipboard to me.

I took the clipboard and signed in the last spot, and kissed her right on the lips. "Thanks baby, you're my angel." Handed the clipboard back to her and walked over to the other acts. There were so many types of species, and talents. I saw Ditzy and approached her, "Hey there's my favorite mail mare."

She looked at me, I think and said. "I'm the only mail mare."

"Which makes you my favorite. How are you doing?" I asked.

"I'm fine, Dinky is behaving better at school now that the school bully has turned over a new leaf." She smiled. "Sparkler is helping with the bills by taking a job at the hospital to practice for her doctorate in pediatric medicine."

"Well that's good, but I'm wondering why did you sign up? I don't even know what your talent is."

"I'm doing a comedy routine. Everypony tells me if Pinkie weren't the element of laughter that I'd be a great second! I know I bump into a lot of things and ponies get mad at me sometimes but they're understanding. Besides it's fun to laugh with them and not be laughed at, and it's for a good cause." She stated proudly.

"That's good for you, I'm glad you're having fun with this." I laughed.

"I'm up next, wish me luck!" The gray wall-eyed mail mare said before jogging off and stumbling on the stairs and flopping out onstage causing a roar of laughter in the audience.

"I don't think you need it." I said and waited my turn.

**********

"Okay Mares and Gentlecolts, please welcome Ponyville's and Equestria's only human Mickey Young!" The mayor announced, and placed a mic in a stand onstage.

The audience was still as I stepped out onstage. I adjusted the mic to my height, "Good evening Ponyville, today for my talent I'll be singing a special song for my herd."

I finished the song and there was a storm of clapping, I was glad that the music of harmony had my back throughout the entire performance. I stepped off stage and was bum rushed by seven mares. If we weren't in public I am pretty much guaranteed a great fuck tonight. "I take it you like the song?" I asked the mares that had tackled me to the ground.

"Words cannot describe the happiness that I am feeling right now." Twilight said. "I think that goes for all of us. Come on girls get off our love bug, we'll have him later in private." Twilight said and the other six got off me.

"Even if I don't get a trophy, I still feel like a winner." I said and all the girls blushed. The mayor had announced the winners of each category, Ditzy got first place in the comedy and raised 5,000 bits. Sweetie Belle beat me out in the music competition, I can't blame her. She is highly concentrated cuteness, I'm pretty sure if the CMC got any younger I would get diabetes from just looking at them. Sweetie Belle had raised 10,000 in bits. It helped when the princesses have almost unlimited bank accounts, I think they would agree with me as well. I saw Scoots around back, I looked to my girls. "Hey Dash, come with me."

Rainbow followed me while the others conversed and She realized what I wanted to do. "Hey squirt." Dash said and Scootaloo looked at her.

"H-Hey D-Dash." Scootaloo stuttered.

"What's wrong?" I asked sitting down next to her.

"I-I didn't get a stupid trophy." Scootaloo mumbled.

Rainbow put her arm around Scootaloo. "You wanna know something squirt?"

"What?"

"Not everyone wins, remember the running of the leaves?"

"Yeah."

Remember how AJ and I were jostling each other trying to win and we finally got into a fight and reached the finish line. Come to find out we were dead last, remember that?" She nudged the filly.

"Yeah." Scootaloo smiled.

"Who cares about a dumb trophy, the fact is that you did your best and had fun. Nothing could stop you from doing that Scoots." I nudged her other side.

"S-stop that I'm ticklish." Scootaloo said, as soon as she said that Dash and I got the same look and started to tickle her."HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

We stopped with the tickle torture and Cheerilee came by. "Scootaloo are you ready to head back to the orphanage?" She held out her hand.

"Can you give me a minute please?" Scootaloo asked.

"Sure, just tell me when you're ready to go." Cheerilee said and walked a little bit away.

Scootaloo looked at us and hugged Dash and I in that order. "Thanks you guys, I appreciate it." Scootaloo started to walk toward Cheerilee and I went after her while Dash stayed back.

"Scoots, are you doing okay at the orphanage?" I asked her while kneeling down to meet her face to face.

"Yeah I'm doing perfectly fine, the caretakers are great, and when I'm done with my homework they let me go out and play. They aren't abusive if that's what you're wondering, I'd tell anypony if that was the case. I'm fine Mickey." Scootaloo reassured me.

"Don't be afraid to tell anyone. Okay?"

"Cross my heart, hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye." Scootaloo promised me.

"Thank you Scootaloo." I said, but the gears in my head were turning and the winter holidays were coming up. "Okay, I won't keep you up it's a school night. Get some sleep." I said as she ran off to Cheerilee. I walked to my herd and they were talking with Princess Celestia.

"Hello Mickey." They greeted me in unison.

"Girls, would you like to head back to the library?" I asked.

"Yeah the day is winding down and it's almost midnight I think everypony will appreciate going to sleep right about now." Twilight said while the others stretched.

"Well girls before we all head to sleep we're going to have to talk."I said and they all tensed up.

"What are you talking about Mickey our sweet? Is there something that we have yet to meet?" Zecora said concerned.

"No there is nothing I see wrong with our relationship, it's just something I want to talk about in the library with you girls and Celestia." I said as elusively as I could.

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The tension within golden oaks library was very thick as the girls sat on their perspective sleeping bags that they had left in the main upstairs room of the library. I just sat cross legged and Celestia was on her knees. I looked at the princess, "Do you want to tell them or should I?" I asked her.

"Tell us what?" Pinkie asked.

"I shall tell them if you don't mind." Celestia said, "To answer you question Pinkie a couple of days ago after you had came back from Canterlot I was left pondering my feelings alone whilst taking care of my hungover sister. She asked me a simple question of why hadn't I courted anypony in quite some time, albeit she didn't exactly say it the way I had."

"You're procrastinating." I said to her.

"Shush." She said looking at me then back to the seven mares. "During the time that you had spent in Canterlot I had gotten to know a lot about your stallion and it had left me confused, after you left I had some time to think and came to a clear conclusion." Celestia paused and took a deep breath. "I am in love with Mickey, and I wanted to ask if you girls are willing to allow me to join in on your happiness?"

"Wat?" Twilight squeaked out.

"Please Twilight don't make me repeat myself it took all the nerve I could muster just to keep my hands off him during his song." Celestia pleaded.

Twilight 1st p.o.v

I can't believe what I just heard! My teacher, mentor, the princess, the guardian of the sun, knight of all the light in Equestria, a practical GODDESS wants to join our herd! I mean ruling alone for a thousand years must be pretty lonely without someone to relieve your heat cycle and I can't imagine what she did or who she did it to and now she wants to join in on our happiness? I don't know what to say, and I'm the Alpha mare! I'm the one who gets to decide whether she joins or not, I'm going to be above her! It's just not possible! Is it?

Mickey 1st p.o.v.

Twilight was turning it over in her head and I see the dilemma within her eyes, as with all my other herdmates they were actually thoroughly debating this within their own heads. I scooted over to Twilight and took her hand snapping her and the other girls out of their funk. "Twilight listen to me, I know that this is one of the biggest decisions that you have ever made. I know how much of an effect that Celestia has made on your life and the other girls too. Please don't see her as an alicorn or a princess but as another pony on the face of this planet struggling to find love instead of lust. Please just look past the titles and look at her as another mare, she want what everypony else wants, a chance to have happiness in her life and to bring happiness to all of ours as well. Can you do that? For me?"

"I thought you said that you did not like her Mickey." Rarity said.

"Had you asked me that a month ago I would've said yes." I looked back at Celestia. "Circumstances can change, people and ponies can change as well. When she told me that she was in love with me it had shocked me to my core, I really didn't know how to react to such a thing and it's still befuddling to me about how fast a relationship can go from enemies to friends to infatuation. The same thing happened to us and we're almost about to have five children already, and I know I've talked bad about Celestia before, but for the past few days I've been seriously contemplating this fact and I'm pretty serious when I say that I want to give her a chance. The only thing that's left is if you girls are willing to do so as well." I said looking at my seven mares.

Twilight looked around at the girls and as the Alpha took charge. "I suppose that it'll have to come to a vote to see who wants her to join." Twilight turned around and looked at the other girls. "Everypony for Princess Celestia joining our herd please raise your hands." Fluttershy, Zecora, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Pinkie, Rarity, Twilight and Myself all rose our hands. "The decision is unanimous and everypony is agreed." Twilight turned to her teacher, "Welcome to our herd."

Celestia tackled Twilight and scooped her up. "Oh, thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou!" Celestia was overjoyed.

"Princess could you please put me down?" Twilight asked, and Celestia complied.

"Oh Twilight we're herdmates now you don't have to address me by my title. You can call me Tia or Celly, whichever you prefer." Celestia said.

"Okay Pri- I mean Tia." Twilight chuckled nervously, "That's going to take some getting used to."

"Take your time Twilight, I know not everyone is going to automatically going to get used to the fact that we have the princess of the sun as a herdmate." I said.

"I am!" Pinkie Pie said.

"Except Pinkie because she's Pinkie." I finished.

Celestia sat down next to Twilight and asked. "What now?"

"I think I know." I said and I pounced rolling her on her back and kissed her lips. "Now we get to have some fun time." I said to her.

"What about Spike?" Celestia asked.

Twilight's horn lit up. "Spike's room is now in the basement and I just put a sound barrier up around the second floor." Twilight said while getting on Celestia's other side and started to lick and nip at her neck. "We're going to have a lot of fun with you." Twilight purred slipping her hand underneath Celestia's robe and started to fondle her breast.

The other girls started to keep themselves occupied while Twilight and I worked on Celestia, the only ones who weren't going to join in were Applejack and Pinkie.

"The two of you aren't going to join in?" Rarity asked while taking her button up blouse off.

"Sorry Rares, but the Doctor told us to start to avoid strenuous activity and with Mickey's endurance I think that counts as strenuous. Plus I'm beat." AJ said and moved to Twilight's room. "Twi you don't mind if Pinks and I take your bed and guest bed for the night do ya?" Twilight's answer was a thumbs up since she had Celestia's tongue in her throat. "Thanks."

Pinkie and AJ left and I was getting to work on stripping myself when I was stopped by two pairs of hands. "Please allow us." Twilight said, with Celestia joining her actions.

Twilight got my shirt off and Celestia jumped back a bit. "Twilight are you sure Mickey is a stallion?"

Twilight looked at Celestia confused and then I asked. "Is it because I have nipples?"

"Um....well....." Celestia stuttered.

"Oh, don't mind that part. We were confused as well until Mickey said that all humans have nipples." Twilight said while fondling my pecs.

"Why is that?" Celestia asked getting closer to me.

"That's because all humans have both estrogen and testosterone hormones in their bodies." Twilight answered while purring in my ear.

Celestia looked at me. "Do you mind?" She asked with an outstretched hand, almost touching my body.

"Not at all." I replied, and Celestia dove down to my chest. I was busy using my tongue to wrestle with Twilight's tongue.

Celestia was growing bolder as she started to lick my abdomen and trailed up to my chest and finally using her mouth to latch on to my nipple. I broke the kiss with Twilight as I gasped. "So that's what that feels like." Celestia continued to suckle at my chest.

"That is so hot." Twilight purred.

"Mmhmm." Celestia agreed.

"Tia, wanna see something else that's hot?" Twilight asked.

"Mmhmm!"

"Okay but you're gonna have to get off him." Twilight said as her horn casted another spell causing a bulge in her pants. Twilight unzipped her pants and pulled her pants and panties off to reveal a thick cock at half mast. "Mickey would you please?" Twilight said with those puppy dog eyes. I practically dove in and started to stroke and lick her throbbing penis.

"Oh my faithful student you have much to learn." Celestia said as her horn lit up and a bulge in her skirt grew to present itself, Celestia undid her belt and stripped herself of her dress to show that she had a pair of lace bra and panties. The panties were barely hanging on as her cock twitched, and she slipped of the lace panties.

"My. How long is it?" Twilight asked out of curiosity.

"It's not as long as Mickey's, it's 10 inches." Celestia walked over to Twilight's head. "Why? How long is yours?"

"Nine." Twilight said and started to lick at Celestia's own cock. Twilight moaned in pleasure as I stuck her cock head in my mouth, she started to slowly thrust into my mouth. I started to bob my head and slowly descend to her base.

Twilight began to do the same thing to Celestia. "Mickey whatever you're doing keep doing it." Celestia moaned. Celestia was thrusting into Twilight's mouth, I felt Twilight's pre-cum bubbling over and dripping onto my tongue as I kept sucking on Twilight's cock. Twilight sucked in Celestia's cock drinking down her pre-cum down her throat. I could feel Twilight getting close and I went faster and faster sucking even harder.

"MMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!" Twilight moaned as went over the edge and came in my mouth and I started to drink all the cum that her cock had offered. Twilight's moaning when she came cause a chain reaction and made Celestia cum in Twilight's mouth.

"AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" Celestia shouted as she came, thrusting her cock into the back of Twilight's mouth. Celestia shoved her cock into Twilight's throat and came in it. I heard Twilight gulping down Celestia's cum, but eventually it became too much and the alicorn's cum started to bulge Twilight's cheeks and some dripped out of her nose. Celestia pulled out of Twilight's mouth and Twilight's stomach bulged a little. "Twilight I'm sorry, I should have warned you that alicorns cum a lot more than regular ponies.

"It's fine Tia, I'm used to it. Mickey isn't a slouch in that area either." Twilight smirked as I pulled off of her cock.

"Yeah I blame magic viagra." I said as I licked my lips.

"My faithful student we have certainly pleased ourselves, but we haven't pleased our stallion." Celestia laid me back and Twilight joined her as the unzipped and pulled off my pants and threw them into a corner. They had reached my boxers and my dick was struggling to get out of it's cloth prison. Finally pulling down my boxers my cock sprung forward to meet the two ponies ready to reciprocate. The teacher and student started to stroke my member to rise to attention, it came to full mast at 13 inches. "Mickey I know it was against your will to have this done to you, but you can appreciate how it's helped your sex life." Celestia said. I moaned to agree with her, Celestia whispered something to Twilight and she nodded.

Twilight and Celestia got on my left and right side and mushed their tits together, sandwiching my throbbing cock. I was getting a double tit fuck. That moment was heaven for me, then the girls decided to start licking my cock head and that sent me over the edge. "Oooh, goooooooddddddd!" I moaned my cum blasted up like a bottle rocket taking off. My cock twitched letting out thick ropes of seed blasting up, and due to a little thing called gravity it came back down covering Twilight, Celestia, and I in cum.

Celestia wiped some off her cheek and licked her finger. "Mmm, just as sweet as the stallion who makes it."

I looked around and it seems that the other girls had already gone to sleep. Twilight and Celestia took note of that as well.

"Before we join the others I want to do something." I said. I looked at Celestia and grinned.

"I know that type of grin." Celestia said and she got on all fours and lifted her tail to reveal her puckered star and vagina.

"Do you have an anti-conception spell?" I asked.

"I'm not in heat." Celestia said.

"Neither were Applejack or Pinkie." Twilight said. Celestia's eyes widened and her horn prepared a spell.

"How strong Twilight?" Celestia asked.

"Strongest you can muster." Twilight said.

"What are you made of Mickey?" Celestia asked me.

"Chromosomes, booze, and a fuckton of bad decisions." I answered. "If you don't want to risk getting pregnant I can always but it up your ass." I suggested.

"I'm not comfortable with that yet." Celestia casted her spell.

"You'll get used to it." Twilight purred, "Trust me it's pretty damn good."

"You'll come around." I said as I mounted Celestia and started to prod her entrance with the head of my cock and slowly inserted myself. Damn she was tight as hell, "Did you cast a tightening spell?" I asked.

"What are you saying I'm not naturally this tight?" Celestia asked.

"I'm just asking." I said as Twilight mounted me sticking her cock in my asshole.

"Oh yeah." Twilight said as I felt my anus stretch to fit her cock and then I got adjusted to Twilight's size and then we started to thrust in sync. I snaked my hand over to grab Celestia's cock and started to stroke along with my thrusts.

"Oh, that feeeeelllllssssssss sooooooooo gooooooood!" Celestia moaned as I thrust into her and I was feeling Twilight thrust into my ass.

"I'm close." Twilight whispered.

"So am I." I said and I thrust harder into Celestia. "Are you close?" I asked her.

"Mmmhmmmm."

"Oh MICKEY!!!!!!" Twilight shouted as she came in my ass and I came in Celestia as she tightened around my cock squeezing the the life out of the trooper.

"AHHHHHHHHHH-" Twilight was clenched in my ass and it her cum started to leak out of my ass and I filled up Celestia that her stomach bulged and spilled out of her cunt. Twilight pulled out of me and I did the same with Celestia.

"That was incredible." Celestia said and I lay between her and Twilight.

"Mmmhmmm." Twilight agreed.

Celestia took off her bra and leaned my head over to her breast. "Drink up my stallion." I just latched on to her nipple and started to suckle. "Twilight I have a question for you."

"Yes?" Twilight asked.

"Why do you never let Mickey fuck you?" Celestia asked.

"I............I don't know. I guess I just like being dominant?" Twilight said.

"Was that question or a statement?" Celestia asked.

"I guess it was a question." Twilight said.

"So why is that you don't let him inside you?" Celestia asked.

"I'm........I'm scared." Twilight said.

"Why?" Celestia asked.

"I'm.................I'm a virgin." Twilight said. "I'm afraid of getting hurt."

"Twilight it only hurts once, only for a second then you can feel the best pleasure you could ever experience." Celestia assured Twilight. "Mickey has been the most caring stallion I've ever met there is no need to be scared."

Twilight reflected on this, she hasn't been a good marefriend, only a good coltfriend. "Mickey?"

"Yes?" I asked.

"Do you think you have enough stamina for another round?" Twilight asked.

"Okay you wanna put it in me again?" I asked.

"No." Twilight dispelled her cock and leaned back. "I want to give you what I've denied you for so long." Twilight spread her legs showing off her delicate pussy to me. "I'm a virgin and I want to give myself to you for the first time. I've been taking advantage of you being bisexual to avoid losing that part of me. My friend and herdmate has shown me that I don't have to be afraid. I'm sorry." Twilight wiped tears from her eyes.

I went over to comfort her, rubbing her back I hugged her close. "I never thought that Twi. I've always enjoyed our times together, I never thought anything different." I brushed the tears off her cheeks.

"Still I shouldn't have taken advantage of that and I'm sorry." Twilight said.

"We can take this as slow or as fast as you want to, okay?" I said and I laid her on the floor and kissed her slowly. I unclasped her bra to unravel her glorious tits. I kissed down her neckline and got to her tits licking and suckling at her left nipple while kneading her right tit. I released her breast from my mouth and moved lower and started to nip at her waistline when she closed her legs. "Twilight, I've been very lenient with you and I have never forced you to do anything you didn't want to. Now you need to trust me okay?" I said.

"Okay." She spread her legs and I prodded at her entrance with my member.

"Ready?" I asked.

"No, but if I don't do this I'll regret it." Twilight said. I started to slowly slid into her awaiting cunt. I went as far as I could until I reached her hymen.

"Do you want it slow or fast?" I asked.

"Slow please." Twilight asked and I proceeded slowly. "Mmmm." Twilight scrunched her face up. Then I felt a small pop and I was through. "HAAAH!" Twilight gasped as I broke her hymen.

She looked down to see a small droplets of blood trickle down my shaft. I looked at her, "It's fine Twilight, there's supposed to be a little blood."

"I know, just let me get used to it." Twilight said, while she adjusted her body to mine, "Okay I'm ready." I started to slowly move and picked up my pace. "Oh, OH BY THE GODDESSES THAT FEELS SO GOOD!"

"Told you." Celestia gasped while she fingered herself.

"I gonna cum soon." I whispered in Twi's ear.

"INSIDE ME!" Twilight yelled. Which I compiled and filled her to the brim with my thick, white, creamy seed. I filled her womb until my cum started to seep out of her. Twilight was too busy clenched to my cock with her eyes in the back of her head. I pulled out and looked at Twilight, it looked like she was 11 months pregnant and ready to burst. "Oh..........my........." Twilight said as she took a page out of Fluttershy's book. "I.....feel....so.....full."

I crawled over to her side and lay my head next to her slowly rubbing her belly. "I think I like this look on ya." I said to her.

Her hand met mine and our fingers interlocked. "I'm sorry.....Mickey."

I placed my hand on her cheek and brushed her face with my thumb. "It's fine Twilight I don't mind if you fuck me, but now that you've been on the receiving end of it. How does it feel?"

"Incredible." Twilight gasped.

I brought our lips together in a final kiss, after we broke apart I said. "I'm the luckiest human in the entire existence of the universe."

"Flatterer." Twilight said.

"No I mean it, you mean more to me than any book or constellation in the sky, I love you girls more than anything in my entire life." I brought her forehead to mine the base of her horn touching my head. "I want to spend the rest of my life with you girls, all of you girls." I said as I looked at Celestia whom was now asleep with one hand in her cunt and another wrapped around her dick. "I guess what I'm saying is, will you girls, my herd marry this fucked up, mentally scarred human?" I asked Twilight.*

Twilight was now crying, but for a different reason, "Oh yes! we will!"

"That's terrific, now I'm going to carry Celly to bed and I suggest that you get into bed as well."

"Who'll clean up this mess?" Twi asked, and I looked around to see odds and ends covered in cum.

"I'll get it Twi, you just get a good night's rest." I said.

"The dish rags are in the.....ahh~ linen closet." Twilight yawned.

"Hush now! Quiet now.

It's time to lay your sleepy head.

Said hush now. Quiet now.

It's time to go to bed."

"Driftin' (driftin') off to sleep.

Exciting day behind you.

Driftin' (driftin') off to sleep.

Let the joy of dream land find you."

"Hush now. Quiet now.

Lay your sleepy head.

Said hush now. Quiet now.

It's time to go to bed."

I sang a lullaby to Twilight, and she drifted off to sleep. "Goodnight My little pony." I brushed a lock of hair behind her ear, and I went to the linen closet got a couple of rags and started to wipe the mess up. It was about 4:00 when I was done and I picked up Celestia bridal style and brought her to Twilight's sleeping bag.

"Mmmickey?" She asked groggily.

"Yes?"

"What made you change your mind about me?" She asked.

"Lots of things, but not about having power or ruling over a nation. It was the fact that everyone deserves a chance at love, no matter how bad they've messed up. Now go to sleep, we have a big day tomorrow." I said to her. She started to lightly snore and I looked at two of my girls. I saw a silhouette on Twilight's balcony. The silhouette had flowing hair and I only knew of one other that has that type of hair. I slipped on my boxers and went outside into the fresh fall air. "Hello Luna."

"Greetings Michael, howst dost thou fair?"

"You're slipping." I said casually as Celestia would say.

"We-I mean I apologize." Luna said, and she looked at her sister cuddling with Twilight. "Do you mean what you said?"

I looked at Luna. "There was a time that I would have denied your sister any chance at having a relationship with me. I know I'm not the best when it comes to having what other ponies think is a 'regular relationship.'" I looked over the balcony. "That's their problem, and I wouldn't have my girls any other way. I can be a lot like a coin, I can flip my personality at the drop of a bit." I sighed. "I don't care what others think of my relationship as, because if I did then I wouldn't be confident enough to have one. To answer your question, yes. I meant every word that I said and I don't regret saying it. If you have a problem with that then you can just deal."

"No answer would be wiser if I had heard it from anypony else." Luna said. "I also wanted to say something."

"Please don't tell me that you're in love with me too, I think the girls have had enough of a shock for their lives."

"No I do not look at you more than I would a friend, plus I...um how do ponies say it these days? Oh! I don't swing that way." Luna answered. "I prefer my partner to have more curves in their hips and milk in their breast." Luna said.

"Okay." I looked at Celestia. "Do you think you could take over for your dear sister? I don't think she'll be waking up in two hours to raise the sun."

"'Tis perfectly acceptable." Luna said. "Before I leave, I wanted to apologize. For the dreams, Celestia told me about what happened in the past and swore me to my dying breath that I wouldst not tell another living soul."

"It's fine Luna I wouldn't expect you to tell anyone." I said.

"I look forward to the wedding dear brother." Luna said before taking off." Fare thee well."

"Goodnight to you too Luna." I said before heading back in and crashing between AJ and Pinkie, who both cuddled up next to me. I was out before I reached the pillow.

Pony Christmas to Me.

Author's Note

Contains: Futa on Male, Male on Female, Female on Female, oral, anal, intercourse, multiple orgasms, and breastfeeding, including personal beliefs, I apologize to any who are not religiously affiliated with this holiday.

Pony Christmas to Me.

I had finally gotten a job for myself and the construction workers were already working on building our house for all of us. They needed another month and I now worked as an environmental surveyor for the mayor's office, and around this time of year the weather got colder and you could see your breath in the air. Rarity was an absolute dear when she gave me thick warm clothes and gloves, it's like an early christmas present. I looked over the blueprints earlier and asked the construction guys to add a room that would be for an older child. They asked me why and I told them as long as they pinkie promised never to tell anyone else. They did the motions and said the saying, and I told them. I'm going to be giving Scootaloo the best christmas present of all, I'm going to adopt her. More specifically Rainbow and I are going to adopt her.

I ran the idea by Dash and she was over the moon about it.......I think. That or it could be the mood swings, but still I know that they'll enjoy it. I had already passed the background checks and was approved for adopting, but my herd. Well that's another story, the orphanage was completely professional about it. That's what got them, they were professional about it. Throughout Ponyville history my herd has been the epicenter of most of the destruction of Ponyville only leaving their own property unscathed, there were a few exceptions but that was the overall status. Twilight may be a smart mare and student of Princess Celestia, but she was mentally unstable. It was due to her OCD and she caused havoc on the town.

Rainbow is a very dependable mare and she would never let anypony down, except for the fact that she dropped out of flight school and never went back to graduate. That was also part of the reason that she was only in the Wonderbolt reserves, another reason is that she's quick to jump to conclusions and is always ready for a fight.

Rarity is a elegant lady who knows how to treat others with respect, but she is constantly focused on her work and could almost never pay attention to a child long enough to keep them in line, the best example is Sweetie Belle.

Pinkie, is Pinkie and we all know why she didn't pass the background check.

Zecora was one of the few who did pass, though she had to really try. It was hard because her place of residence was the Everfree forest, I reiterated the fact that I too live in the Everfree and they gave her a pass.

Applejack passed as well for being a stubborn dependable mare.

Fluttershy was iffy to say the best, her house is basically a zoo, but she has them under control, somewhat. I wouldn't know about Fluttershy.

This was my train of thought when I walked around the superstore in Canterlot. I forgot why we were even here in the first place, I think it's to celebrate christmas. The best part was that I wasn't alone, I was with Luna or as she's known in her disguise, Moonbeam. I already stated why I hated Canterlot but it's what the girls wanted and it was the easiest for all the families to come out to. I was actually going to meet Zecora's parents for the first time. She's only said the best of me to her parents but everyone knows how in-laws are.

Moonbeam was skipping up and down the isles while I was pushing a shopping cart. "What's the matter Mickey?" She asked while she stopped skipping.

"Huh? Oh sorry- personal issues." I said to her.

"Can you tell me?" She asked.

"No." I said bluntly.

"Aren't I your friend?" She asked and I looked at her with an 'are you shitting me?' look. "Acquaintance?" I still stared at her. "Friendly?"

"There you go." I said while continuing to shop. I was looking through the electronics section, I saw what looked like to be a pony version of the classic playstation 1. It was called the Ponystation.

"Pfft, Why are you looking at that?" Moonbeam complained, "It's a Ponystation, everypony knows Neightendo is where it's at."

"You'd be surprised at how similar this is to one I had back at home." I said picking it up. "How does it work without a television?"

"Projectors, duh." Moonbeam said. "Though I would be interested in having one television to play my new Neightendo 64."

"I can't make them cause I don't know how they worked." I said while putting the Ponystation in the shopping cart. "Moonbeam you better wise up because soon game cartridges will be a thing of the past." I continued to push the shopping cart and got a couple of games for the game station.

"Then what will be the bold new face of games?" Moonbeam asked.

"Discs." I answered and continued to shop. I passed by the clothing section and thought of getting Rarity an ugly christmas sweater for her as a gag gift. Then she would hate me for that so I decided against it.

"So what are we doing here?" Moonbeam asked.

"I'm doing christmas shopping." I said while I grabbed a few pairs of jeans for Spike.

"Chrismast? What's that?"

"Christmas it's spelled C-H-R-I-S-T-M-A-S, it's a holiday in the winter time where people put on plays and give gifts and stuff like that." I explained.

"It's like your version of Hearthswarming."

"The fuck is that?" Moonbeam then explained to me the whole story behind Hearthswarming and Hearthswarming eve.

"Do you get it?"

"Nope, it's just pony christmas to me." I said while continuing to shop. I grabbed a few packs of sweat pants and a lot of pudding while explaining what christmas was and how it was conceived. I grabbed the rum and the eggnog and moved to the checkout isle. I looked to see what I had in my cart, clothes for Rarity, the new Daring Do film for Dash, Recipe books for both AJ and Pinkie, I got a scarf and some new leashes and chew toys for Fluttershy's animals, I also got her a necklace. I got a pack of quills, parchment, and the newest spell book for Twilight, I got Zecora a book on Herbology and potion recipes, and for Tia I got her a pair of sun shaped earrings. I also got all of them rings, each of them corresponding with their fur color and cutie mark. I don't know if Zecora has a cutie mark so I got it in the shape of the mark on her ass. I don't know what else to call it, so I'll just call it that.

I had picked out everything and it was the 22nd of the month. I now had to get the gifts wrapped, I had bagged the gifts and stepped out of the store and drug it to the the castle and into my room. I opened the closet to see that the guards had put the gift wrapping and gift bags in my closet and I brought them out and started to wrap and bag away. I had finished pretty early and it was time for the girl's show, almost all the girls were playing in it. Except the pregnant girls, they had decided to sit out with Celestia and Princess Luna. So had I, I grabbed a program and begun to watch. I sat next to Celestia and she grabbed my hand and leaned on my shoulder. "Thank's for coming Mickey, I know this isn't your style. I appreciate it." She kissed my cheek and Applejack leaned on my other shoulder.

"Thanks Sugarcube, I may need somepony to carry me out by the time this play ends." AJ rubbed her stomach.

"Same here and I'm carrying three passengers." Pinkie agreed.

Rainbow just nodded and rubbed her stomach, it now had a considerable bulge. She was almost three months along, she was only having one baby and it was a girl like she had hoped. That meant that her name was going to be Firefly, the others were going to be named. Applecobbler and Appletart, were the names of the apple twins.

Pinkie had come up with Party Popper, Sweet Treat, and Birthday Basher, I sat back and watched the play.

**********

I was honestly surprised at the play, Spike did a great job as the narrator and Twilight was amazing as Clover the Clever. Rarity was a shoe in for Princess Platinum, Fluttershy was a little out of her element as Commander Hurricane, but she got a pep-talk before the show from Rainbow and she really blossomed on stage. I handed out flowers and gave the hugs and kisses.

I lay down in bed and wanted to sleep until christmas. I closed my eyes and nodded off.

Twilight and the others sat around Celestia's miniature dining room in her room while their stallion slept his troubles away. He had begun to snore lightly and the girls started to talk. "He's such a great stallion." Twilight sighed into a mug of cocoa.

"He was working non-stop earlier today." Luna said as she took off her regalia.

"What was he doing?" Rainbow asked.

"I shall not tell another living soul." Luna raised her hand. "He was shopping for christmas."

"Chrismast?"

"No christmas it's spelled C-H-R-I-S-T-M-A-S. He told me that it was a celebration of the birth of a child." Luna explained.

"What?" Tia asked. "Why?"

"It wasn't just any child birth, it was the birth of a miracle." Luna explained what Mickey had told her.

**********

"Wow that's incredible, he did all of that to only sacrifice himself for the people that hated him?" Twilight said.

"That is amazing, he truly must have been an incredible being." Fluttershy said.

"I think our stallion has deserved some time off until Heartswarming, or Christmas as he likes to say." Tia said. "Lulu will you do me a favor?"

"Anything my dear sister." Luna said.

"Could you please put a sleep spell on Mickey until the 25th?" Tia asked.

"Are you sure? This could make him very upset." Luna said.

"I can hear you girls." I said as I sat up, "I'm willing to do that, but I don't want to starve or go thirsty."

"I know what we can do!" Pinkie shouted. "Rainbow are you lactating?" She asked the cyan flier,

"Wha-Why?"

"So we can feed Mickey. He doesn't starve and we get a little load off our breasts." Pinkie said while bouncing her tits in her hands.

"I'm up for it." I said while laying back down and started to sleep again.

"I think I'll go first." AJ said while crawling on to the the bed and pulling her shirt off, she revealed her breasts hanging in her double D cup bra. She pulled one strap down and revealed her bare tit and tilted my face towards her breast and I latched on and started to drink in the breast milk. It was sweet and creamy I loved it as AJ brushed the side of my head. "That's it baby, drink up." I drank her milk as Luna cast the spell. I felt drowsier and my eyes grew heavier and the milk was so warm and nice, I drifted off into a deep slumber.

I woke up in a place I didn't recognize and I looked around it was completely dark. Reminds me of what night in Cabo.

"Who said that!" I yelled looking around.

Shit, you can hear me? That's a first.

"Who are you?" I asked.

Well, do you want the long story or the short story?

"Short."

Well to put it simply, I'm you.

"Me..........I call bullshit."

Yeah well you can't normally hear me because I'm your sub-concious.

"Really?" I asked. "I've got to ask, did you have any problems with me getting into a relationship with non-humans?"

I don't judge love, considering what she did to you. I think you deserve some faithful girls. To be honest I only had a problem with the whole polygamy thing, at first. Then I thought that everyone deserves to be loved so I didn't judge anymore.

"Thanks.....um.....me?" I sat down. "I got a question, where am I?"

This is your unconscious dream scape. It's a lot like lucid dreaming but you can control everything.

"Cool, so I can make anything I want?"

Yeah that's the whole rule of the place.

"I think it's time to go to my happy place then." I said then thought of a warm sunny beach with a lounge chair and a cooler of beers. I laid back in the lounge chair and opened up a beer and started to sip it.

That's all you're going to do? Drink beer on the beach?

"I earned some time off, I never had any other ambitions other than getting to this moment. Even if it's fake, I'll still enjoy it. It's just my little piece of paradise." I said to my sub-conscious. "How long will this last?"

As long as you want it to time has no grips on the dream world.

"I think I'll take about a week off." I sat back and relaxed as my mind wandered to other things. I thought about my friends, how it would be great for me to jam with them one more time. I looked over to the side and saw my three friends. Luke, Bogeden, and Jackal, they were on the guitar, bass, and drums in that order. I stood up and had my fedora, black leather jacket, jeans and boots. "One last song, let's make it a good one."

I finished jamming with my buds and looked at them.

"Mickey? Is that really you?" Luke asked.

"Yeah guys, I'm doing just fine."

"Ve thought you vere dead." Bogeden said.

"I'm not dead, it's just a whole lot more complicated than that." I sighed. "I wish I could have seen you guys one last time before all this shit happened." I started to tear up. "I miss you guys so much."

Bogeden walked over and hugged me with one arm, "It's vat friends do."

"No matter what, we'll always be with you. Nothing in the entire universe could ever change that." Luke said getting on the other side of me.

"Yeah." Jackal mumbled as he leaned on my back.

Tears dripped down into the sand as I cried, "Thanks guys. You were alway the best friends I could ask for. Nothing will change that." I closed my eyes and wiped my tears and my friends were gone. "I just wish I could have said that to the real versions of them."

Actually that was them.

"What!?" I yelled.

Like I said, the laws of physics don't apply to dreams and what you just did was talk to them for the last time. They had to move on, and so do you, this was a way of closure.

I paused and looked up at the blue sky. "Incredible, I guess I should thank Luna for that." I sat back down on the lounge chair and looked at the rolling waves. I grabbed another beer and toasted the horizon. "Here's to you guys. The best friends that a jackass like me could ever have." I drank the beer and sat back. "Thanks for the best years of my life, guys. I wish you many more."

**********

In the outside world Pinkie was feeding Mickey she relaxed as he suckled away. Rainbow was rubbing her sore breasts. "I can't believe he sucked me dry."

"Well he isn't a baby, he's got a bigger stomach and it takes longer to fill him up." AJ said. "I'm just glad that Pinkie is producing enough milk for three."

Pinkie pulled her breast out of Mickey's mouth. "I'm just glad he wakes up tomorrow. I don't think I can keep giving him my milk." Pinkie complained.

AJ hugged Pinkie and said. "Don't worry sugarcube it'll be fine tomorrow."

"Still hurts though." Rainbow said. "Damn I'm sore."

"I got a natural remedy for that." Zecora said while standing in the other room.

"What's that Z?" Pinkie asked.

"Lettuce leafs, will relieve your pain." Zecora said. "I'll go get some." She said while walking off.

Tia stopped her. "There's no need for that, I can order some." She said as her horn glowed. "There, I sent an order for a head of lettuce to be shipped upstairs along with tomatoes, olives, and other ingredients."

"You're really hungry? So you just ordered a build your own salad." Luna said.

"Pretty much." Tia said as she skipped to her kitchenette in her bedroom getting utensils for the food. "I've always wanted to learn how to cook, but I've always had to go to those diplomatic meetings, so the best thing I can do is toss a salad." Tia complained.

There was a knock on the door and it opened to show a guard. "You ordered the build your own salad your majesty?"

"Thank you. I appreciate it." Tia said while taking the cart of food bringing it into her kitchenette. She made the salad and placed them in bowls, She took the rest of the lettuce and gave it to the pregnant girls.

**********

I finally woke up on christmas day and stretched out. "That was the best sleep I've ever gotten." I looked around to see all the christmas furnishings. I checked the clock and it was 12:00 midnight on christmas. I got up and ran to my room and I grabbed all the gifts with the help of two guards. I placed all the things underneath the tree and dismissed the guards. I cracked my neck and popped my knuckles and went to the bathroom. I don't know about you but when you sleep for two and a half days you kinda have the need to take a huge shit. I emptied my bowels and pissed about half an hour away, that was relieving to say the least. I got back up off the toilet and looked around to see my girls all asleep on the bed I just for up from.

"Finally awake?" Luna asked as she sipped on a cup of coffee.

I looked at her, "Midnight huh?"

"I figured that you'd want some time to get your gifts underneath the tree." Luna said. "Coffee?"

"Nah, I'd rather get back to sleep."

"You've been asleep for three days, you want to go back to sleep?" Luna asked.

"I was in the best place to be asleep, you'd figure that I'd want to go back." I said to her as I crawled into bed. "Don't you have dreams to monitor or something?"

"I was until you woke up." Luna said concentrating again and her eyes glowed.

I nestled in between by girls and fell back asleep.

**********

When I woke up again it was Christmas morning and I ran into the kitchenette that Tia had, passing Zecora and Twilight chatting over a cup of coffee. "What wrong love?" Zecora asked.

"I'm looking for the oatmeal." I said.

"Why oatmeal?" Twilight asked.

"I usually have it as a christmas tradition before I open my presents." I said.

"Top left counter above the fridge." Tia said.

"Thank you." I replied while getting the oatmeal, Tia floated a bowl and the rest if the ingredients down in front of the stove. I slowly cooked the oatmeal until it was just perfect and poured it into a bowl.

"GIRLS THERE ARE NEW GIFTS UNDERNEATH THE TREE!" Pinkie shouted.

"I wonder who did that?" Rarity asked.

"Must have been Santa Claus." I said while mixing brown sugar and butter into the oatmeal.

"Who's Sandy Claws?" AJ asked.

"Santa Claus, he's the person that comes and delivers the presents on christmas while every nice little boy and girl is asleep." I said while sitting at the table. "The best part is he does it all in one night."

"There's no way that he can do all of that, that fast." Rainbow said.

"He does it by magic." I said.

"What kind of magic?" Twilight and Tia asked at the same time.

"Santa's magic is a very rare kind of magic, it's the holiday magic. It allows him to do incredible things at a very fast pace. There is a catch though, he can only do it one night out of the entire year and when he gets home he has to store up all of his holiday magic again until next christmas."

"How do you know that?" Fluttershy asked.

"I don't know I've never met the guy." I said.

"Then, how do you know all of this?" Zecora asked.

"Through stories passed down through family and friends." I said.

"So he's just a story." Twilight said.

"Stories are made when a memory is forgotten. You can make a story from the hole it leaves behind." I said. "You know of a story that was quite real, The Mare in the Moon. Sorry Luna." I apologized to the night goddess.

"Tis not my problem anymore." She said nonchalantly.

"You could be right." Rainbow said.

"Maybe I'm always right." I said while crossing my arms.

"Bullshit and you know it." Tia swore.

I shrugged and finished my oatmeal. "Time to open the presents!"

"WAHOO!" Pinkie shouted.

Everypony and I sat around the tree while I gave out the gifts, and I asked a guard to go get the guest that I had invited over.

"Mickey, what's going on?" Rainbow asked.

I looked at the girls, "Girls I'm not gonna lie to you, because I know you would tell if I did." I took a deep breath and let it out. "Today's christmas or Hearthswarming wasn't just about us. I went behind and decided to do something, I adopted a child."

The girls were shocked. "You adopted somepony!" Twilight shouted "WHO?"

"Simmer down Twi, I'm pretty sure he had a good reason, so let's hear it." AJ said.

"Well when we first got the land and hired the workers for the construction I had drawn up another room for a child a bit older than a baby." There was a knock on the door. "Perfect timing."

The door opened to reveal Scootaloo, the orange and purple filly was a bit confused. "Hey Mickey, what am I doing here?"

"Well do you remember what the orphanage told you yesterday?"

"That there was a big surprise waiting for me in Canterlot castle."

"Well Scootaloo I have this." I pulled out a folder from my suitcase and handed it to her. "Go on and read it."

She opened the folder and gasped. "A-Are th-these?"

"Adoption papers?" I asked.

"Are you serious?" She started to tear up. "Are you really serious?"

"Yes I am, and if you're willing to have us." I said.

"YES OH GODDESSES YES!" Scootaloo ran over and hugged me tackling me to the ground.

Twilight considerably calmed down and looked at the papers. "These are official, Scootaloo is our daughter now."

Rainbow took the papers out of Twilight's hands. Looking up and down to the first official parent was her. "I'm Scoots official mother?"

Scootaloo looked up from tackling me. "R-Really?" Her eyes got really watery and her lips quivered. "M-MOMMY!" She shouted and ran over to Rainbow hugging her.

"Squirt, you know I'm not the perfect mother." She said.

"I don't care, you're my mommy now and you're perfect for me."

"Awww." Everypony said at once.

Scootaloo wiped her eyes and hugged Rainbow even tighter. She nuzzled against her belly and that when Scootaloo's new little sister decided to test her legs.

"Hah." Rainbow looked down. "She kicked." The girls crowded around Rainbow and Scootaloo. "I guess this means that little Firefly approves of having a big sissy."

"I'm gonna be a big sister?" Scootaloo asked. "To your foal?" She asked Rainbow.

"Not just to her, but to five others as well." Rainbow pointed out. "Pinkie's got three buns and the oven, and AJ has a set of twins getting ready to pop."

"I'm gonna be a big sister?" Scootaloo said. "That is so AWESOME!"

"Now Scootaloo, being a big sister is a huge responsibility. Goddesses know that I've tried my best." Tia said.

"If you don't mind me asking princess, I thought you and Mickey didn't like each other?" Scootaloo asked.

"You're perfectly fine Scootaloo, the thing is that Mickey and I used to not like each other. But circumstances changed and I fell in love with him, and I asked to join his herd and by the goddesses he accepted. So I'm going to be one of your new mothers, as long as you're okay with that." She said.

"THAT IS SO AMAZINGLY AWESOME THAT I THINK I NEED TO COME UP WITH A NEW WORD. AWSEMAZING? SPECTACTULARBLE? IT'S SO COOL!"

"Keep quiet on the shouting kid, some of us still haven't cranked out the sleepy from our systems." I said while patting down her cowlick of a mane.

"Sorry." She said with a blush. "A-Are there any present for me?"

"I've got something." I said grabbing the Ponystation and the games I got with it. "Open the big one first."

"Okay......" Scootaloo tore into the present and saw the cover of the Ponystation. "Is this what I think it is?"

"Do you mean your own Ponystation?" I asked her.

"Oh, thankyouthankyouthankyou." Scootaloo hugged me.

"You're welcome sweetie. No playing it after bedtime though."

"How'd you know?" She said.

"Because I did the same thing when I was your age." I said while patting her head.

"Thank you, D-Daddy." She said nervously.

"Hey, it's alright. You don't have to call me dad right away, just go at your own pace. I don't mind I promise." I said to her.

"Okay. I'll try." Scootaloo said.

I rubbed behind her ears. "It's alright kiddo, it's fine." I started to hand out the other presents to the girls.

***********

I sat back with a glass of wine slowly sipping it. "Today was a great day." I said.

"Well handsome it's about to get even better." I heard Tia's voice say. I turned to see that my girls had wrapped themselves up in christmas lingerie. That got me excited, I looked at Tia who only had a ribbon covering her breasts and a skirt covering up a bulge in her panties. She strutted over to where I was sitting and lifted me up gently. She was taller and stronger than me, and Scootaloo had gone to her guest room to play her new games. Tia carried me over to her bed and laid me down on it. "Have you enjoyed christmas?" Tia asked.

"Yeah I have." I said.

Tia started to slide my shirt off my torso, she got it over my head and I stared excited at her. "Good, tonight you're going to experience Hearthswarming the best way I know how to give. Tonight I'm gonna be fucking you." Tia said while unbuttoning my jeans and unzipping my fly, she started to lick and kiss my neck. "I can see that you're already excited." She said as she slipped my jeans off my ankles.

"Maaaayyyybeeeee." I drew out as she started to tug at my boxers. Our lips met and started to move with each other, it started off with little pecks and graduated to her slipping her tongue into my mouth. She distracted me with our saliva swapping that I never noticed that she had thrown my boxers to the side. I was completely in the nude.

Tia pushed herself forward, "Now that I've unwrapped my present, I think it's time you unwrapped yours." She said while cupping her huge tits in her hands.They were only covered up by a ribbon meant for a present. I slowly untied the ribbon and it showed off her huge tits and nipples. My cock responded as well and it hit the side of her leg. "You must be really excited."

"Mmmmmhmmmmm." I said.

"Go on play with them, I know you want to." She said while placing my hands on her boobs. I started to squeeze and roll her left nipple between my fingers. I brought my face close to them and began to suck on the other tit. My cock throbbed in excitement "Ohhhhh, that's it baby that's the stuff." Tia moaned slipping her skirt and panties off for her cock to spring to life. Tia brought her head close to my ear and said, "I want you so bad."

I took her tit out of my mouth with a pop and asked. "How do you want me?"

"Doggy style." She whispered and I rolled over to reveal my ass. She put a couple of fingers in her mouth and wet them, she slid those fingers around my anus. I shivered a little bit. "I'm sorry baby, but I can't exactly go dry docking you. Mama needs a little lubrication, if you know what I mean." Unfortunately I did and she wet her fingers again and slid them around and then inside my anus she was fingering me. She felt around and expanded her fingers inside of my anus.

"AAAAHHHHHHH." I moaned.

"You like that don't you?" Tia asked and I only nodded, "Well get ready for the main event." She said as she slid her breasts up my back and aligned herself with my anus. She slowly teased my puckered star and circled it with her cock. She reached under me and teased my cock head with her fingers. She licked the back of my ear and kissed my neck.

"Just put it in me already!" I shouted.

"Ah, no that's not how we do things. I may be in your herd but you're in my castle, and in here I'm the queen." She said and I gulped. She put both hands on my hips and readied her cock and in one fell swoop she plunged her cock into the depths of my awaiting anus. My mind blanked out and all I saw was white for a few seconds.

"Mic...key.........are......you..........al.......right?" I heard as I came to.

I blinked a few times and looked up to see Twilight, "What happened?" I asked.

"I may have been a bit too rough with you." I heard from behind me. I looked to see Tia and her cock in my anus connecting the both of us. "I'm sorry." She said while rubbing my chest, "I thought you could handle it, it appears that I was wrong."

"You certainly came quite a lot though." Twilight said. "You practically covered the whole bed. I sent the bedsheets to the wash but, damn that was about a quart of your sperm."

"Are you sure you can keep going?" Tia asked, "I don't want to hurt my baby." She said to me.

I took a deep breath and shook my head. "I think I'll be fine, just start out slow please." I asked Tia.

"Okay baby." Tia said while starting to pump. It was slow and rhythmic, she started to pick up the pace a bit and pumped my cock along with her own.

Twilight crouched down in front of me while Tia pumped her cock into my system. "Mickey if you wouldn't mind." She said as she shoved her purple cock in my face. I just opened my mouth and let her in. Tia's pumping pushed me further into Twilight's dick and I savored every second of it, I started to hear moaning and looked in the mirror on the armoire to see Tia and Twilight kissing each other. Their tongues battling for control over each other, it made me even more hot and both of them pumped into me faster I could feel myself getting close and I looked at the mirror again. I could feel Twilight throb in my mouth and, Tia hardening in my ass. I sucked on Twilight harder and Tia pumped faster.

"I'm close Twi, are you?" Tia asked as she pumped into me. Twilight only nodded she could barely hold on as I sucked her off. "AAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!" Tia shouted as she came in my ass. Twilight just pumped rope after rope of her seed down my throat and into my stomach. Their pumping slowed and eventually reached a stop. They both pulled out and just lay down on opposite ends of me.

"That was........" Tia started.

"Incredible." Twilight finished.

I got up and looked at my slightly swollen belly. My cock and balls were still aching and wanting to cum. I walked over to the fridge and grabbed the eggnog and rum. I poured the rum into the eggnog, closed the cap and shook the hell out of it. I drank it down gulp after gulp, and Fluttershy just looked at me in a little slutty santa costume. "My goodness, are you sure that's safe?" She asked.

"I fuck better when I'm drunk anyways." I said in between gulps. I looked back at the girls with the cocks to see that they had snuggled together and fell asleep. "17 stallions my ass." I said underneath my breath.

"To be fair to Tia, she had plenty of wine to drink." Rarity defended with AJ's pussy invading her mouth.

"Quit ya yapping and start ya licking." AJ said to the fashionista, whom happily obliged with the farm girl's demand. AJ wrapped her legs around Rarity's head and said. "H-Hey P-Pinkie c-c-could y-y-ya c-come o-over h-here?" She gasped out.

Pinkie only said muffled things because she had Zecora's pussy in her mouth, while Zecora bounced up and down like a cowgirl on Pinkie tongue.

"Um...Mickey.....could....you....please......do....something.....for.........me? Ifyoudon'tmindthatis." Fluttershy asked.

"What is it my yellow angel?" I asked brushing a lock of her mane behind her ear.

"I-I-I-I-I-I w-w-w-w-w-w-want y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-you t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-to f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-fuck m--m-m-m-me." She whispered but being around her long enough I could tell what she asked.

"Are you sure?" I asked her.

"I thought a lot about it and I decided that I want to have children of my own and I want you to be the one to do it. So could you please fuck me?" I took Fluttershy's hand and brought her over to the bed and lay her down. I slowly stripped her of her clothes and started to kiss her. I got her out of her out fit and down to her undergarments. She had a pink bra and panties on and was taking deep breaths. "I can't do this I can't do this!" Fluttershy started to struggle

"Whoa, calm down Fluttershy. Listen to me it's alright, it's fine." I started to brush her mane with my hand and her breathing slowed down. "Shh, it's alright. You're fine, you're just fine."

"I'm sorry, I'm just so scared that it's going to hurt again." Fluttershy said. "I don't want it to be like before."

"It's okay Fluttershy, it's fine." I brushed her mane. "You wanna know something? I was scared at one point too."

Fluttershy looked up at me. "R-Really?" I then leaned in and whispered to her what I told Celestia the day she confessed. Her eyes bulged and she looked at me. "That happened?" I just nodded.

"I get that you're scared, and for a time I was too. This isn't just meaningless sex, this is making love. My fingers brushed over the ring I gave her earlier today, it was a pink rose gold butterfly. "I wouldn't have done this you to do this if it wasn't. I love you Fluttershy, and I know you want children and I can give that to you, but you have to join me as well."

".......Okay I will." Fluttershy said as she grew in her confidence, "Please don't laugh." She said as she slipped her panties down and I started to unclasp her bra. I got the strap undone and her panties were around her ankles she covered her private areas and she slowly let her undergarments slide off her body. She finally revealed herself to me. Her perfectly shaped tits and her clean shaven pussy. "I like to shave the hair down there." She said while pressing her fingers together.

"Fluttershy you are too beautiful for words to describe your unparalleled beauty to the world." I said and I kissed her. She opened her mouth and our tongues slid against each other in perfect sync, she was getting a little bolder and decided to explore my mouth a little her tongue running over my canine teeth. She paused for a little bit and then continued to explore my mouth. Her hands started to wander and her palm and fingers reached my balls and started to fondle them. My cock twitched in excitement, our kiss broke and she looked to where her hands were.

Her face got flushed and she looked at me. "May I?" She asked.

"Only if you'll let me down here." I said as I touched her winking pussy.

"Okay." She said as I leaned back, she swung her legs over and positioned her pussy over my face. I teased her with my fingers and slowly inserted my fingers into her pussy. "Meep." She squeaked, she looked at me then looked back at my meat rod standing at attention. She took a deep breath and licked it from the base to the head, I shivered and she put the tip of my dick head in her mouth. She started to suck on it like a straw and moved slowly up and down I opened her pussy lips and licked her awaiting pussy. She moaned into my dick and I started my assault, I stuck my tongue deep within her. I was thrusting my tongue in and out of her I slurped up the juices spilling into my mouth. "Softer." I slowed down and slid my tongue around in her slowly in her pussy and her pussy walls clenched tighter to my tongue, I found a spongy little spot a little deeper into her pussy and tentatively licked it and Fluttershy almost swallowed my cock right then and there. I found her g-spot I thought to myself, I assaulted that spot as softly as I could and she was tightening around my tongue, I was close. She was almost about to spill her load right there, then I came up with the best game plan. I slowly licked her g-spot and then pressed my thumb into her clitoris and she squirted right there, and I spilled my load. I started to gulp her cum down my throat, my kept spewing rope after rope of my seed down her throat and she did her best to drink it down. It spilled out of her nose and onto the bed, she pulled my cock out of her mouth with a slurp and got off me.

"How did you like that?" I asked her.

"Incredible.........." Fluttershy trailed off. "Do you think you have enough to go once more?"

I looked at my cock and it looked about half spent. "Yeah I think so." I looked at her. "How do you want it?"

"Umm. Well........." The put on her thinking face and then she got an excited face. "Reverse cowgirl?"

"You do know what that is?" I asked her.

"Yeah I saw you do it with Applejack." Fluttershy looked over to the pregnant farmer who was snuggled up to Rarity and Rainbow Dash. Zecora and Pinkie were busy scissoring each other.

Fluttershy got into position and aimed her winking cunt over my awaiting cock. "I'm scared." She said.

"Shh, it's alright." I assured her. "It only hurts once, and you've already gotten past that part." I said as I lowered her onto me. "How's angel doing?"

"Oh he's just fine, he started a litter of his own and has eight little bunnies hopping around already." Fluttershy said. "To be honest I'm kinda jealous."

The distraction worked and I looked at her. "Fluttershy, you already reached the base. Look down." I said.

Fluttershy looked to see that I was completely inside of her, "That didn't hurt at all."

"Ready to start pumping?" I asked.

Fluttershy shifted around a bit and looked at me. "I think I am."

"I'm gonna take it slow at first, 'kay?" I said. Fluttershy nodded and I started to bounce her up and down, I could feel her tight pussy clenching my dick tightly and I continued to thrust.

"HA HA HA HA HA HA HA~ AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH." Fluttershy came already.

"I'm not done yet baby." I said and she looked at me startled. I sped up and she came three more times squirting all over my lap, "You've got a hell of a hair trigger." I said while speeding up again and she came seven more times.

"WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO CUM?!" She said as she came for the eighteenth time.

I was going as fast as possible, "I'm almost there." I strained.

"DEAR CELESTIA'S GORGEOUS TITS. PLEASE JUST CUM INSIDE OF ME ALREADY!!!!!" She shouted as she came for the 27th time.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" I said as I came inside of Fluttershy, my seed shooting into her womb, filling her up to the brim. Her stomach was triple the size it was when we started. I couldn't take it anymore and I passed out with my cock still inside of Fluttershy.

Wedding Bells

Today was the day, I was finally getting married. I was getting married to the eight most beautiful mares I had laid my eyes on. Shining Armor, Big Mac, Rainbow Blitz, Night Light, and Spike were standing in my room as I was putting on the tux provided by Rarity. I was extremely nervous to say the least I was shaking as I put my tie on. My hands couldn't be steadied. Night Light took my hands and looked me in the eye, "Son the last thing you want to show is your nerves today." He said while straightening my tie and tying it.

"I'm sorry Mr. Light." I said.

"Hey, listen to me. I know that you think that I'm going to bring the whole world down on you just because you're marrying my daughter. I'm not, personally I've been waiting for this day for a very long time. I didn't care whether my little girl married a griffon, a minotaur, or a hydra. The only thing I cared about was if she was happy, and when I look in her eyes when she looks at you I can see her world light up. That's what matters to me, so you can call me Mr.Light, or Night Light, or just Night." He said while finishing with my tie. "I'd really appreciate it if you called me Dad." I looked up at him. "I can tell you're nervous, It's your wedding day. You are going to marry eight mares, one of them is a princess. Listen to me, when you walk out there keep your chin up and take deep breaths." He said while patting my shoulder. "Today is your day, it's your wedding and there is absolutely nothing that could ever ruin it."

"You should have been here an hour ago." I said.

"What happened an hour ago?" Spike asked.

One hour ago.

"What do you mean that the DJ cancelled?" I asked Cheerilee.

"I'm sorry but she came down with the feather flu last minute, it's really terrible. She said she couldn't make it." Cheerilee said, "You did make sure to get your deposit back right?"

"I paid her in advance because she had a tight schedule, Vinyl told me that she could only appear for half an hour before she had to be on the next train to Manehattan." I said while banging my head on the table.

"Ooh, that's not good is it?" The school teacher asked.

I looked up at her, "Her hourly rate is 1500 bits I had to bay triple that just to squeeze her in."

"That much?" Cheerilee asked.

"She is incredibly famous." I said. "To top it all off this isn't the worst thing to happen this week, you should have seen what happened yesterday."

"Why, what happened yesterday?" She asked.

Yesterday

"THIS IS THE WORST POSSIBLE THING!" Rarity screamed.

"What is it?" I asked while the other girls were doing their own jobs, Rarity and Pinkie teamed up to help with the reception. Pinkie was commanding from a sitting position though. The doctors had told her not to do anything strenuous or exciting, and lets just say I finally met Pinkamena Diane Pie. She was not a happy camper, I think her mane and tail were still a bit straight.

"You know how I requested for the decor to include Sunrise Orange and Matte Black?"

"Yes?" I questioned.

"They had the AUDACITY to bring me Sunset Orange and Jet Black!" Rarity huffed. "What am I supposed to do with this? It's not a dress, it's not like I can cover it up with a few contrasting ribbons and say it's close enough! IT'S THE WORST POSSIBLE THING!" Rarity started to cry.

"Hey, Hey, listen it's alright." I brought her in close and tucked her head under my chin. "If anyone can figure out what to do with this it's you." I said while rubbing her back. "Now let's see what we've got."

"M'kay." Rarity said while wiping her eyes, "Well we have the yellow for Applejack, the baby blue for Rainbow Dash, the lavender for Twilight, the royal purple for me, the hot pink for Pinkie, and the light pink for Fluttershy. The Sunrise orange was supposed to be for Tia and the Matte Black for Zecora, but now it's sunset orange and jet black. What am I supposed to do?" She hiccuped.

"Well let's figure this out together, we're a team that what we do." I said while spreading out the colored napkins and arranged them.

"I suppose that we could arrange it in a rainbow floral pattern with it ending it the jet black." Rarity suggested.

"Now was that so hard?" I asked her.

"That's not my only problem, it's not just the napkins everything else is like these colors. I need to rearrange all the colors before the wedding tomorrow and I have to get my dress fitted in an hour!" Rarity screamed as she ran off leaving Pinkie and I in the dust.

I looked at Pinkie and helped her up, "I'm guessing you already had your dress fitted?" I asked her.

"Yes I did!" She snapped, then she looked at me. "I'm sorry, it''s just I want them already out." Pinkie said looking desperate.

I kissed her, "They're due any day, but trust me it will hurt so much." I rubbed her shoulders.

She pressed her forehead against mine. "I love you so much."

"You're marrying me aren't you?" I asked her.

"Hehehehe, ooh..........ow." She rubbed her stomach.

"You okay?" I asked.

"Yeah I'm fine. They're just kicking up a storm." Pinkie sighed and rubbed her stomach. "I think they just want to see their daddy."

"Sit down Pinkie." I said to her.

"Why?"

"Just trust me." I said and she sat down, I kneeled in front of her and started to rub her stomach. "Hey guys, it's daddy." I said.

"What are you doing?" Pinkie asked again.

"Shh, I got this. I'm talking to them." I said to her, I diverted my attention back to her stomach. "Hey, I know you guys are listening so I need you to pay attention. Please do me a favor, mommy is very stressed and it's not good. I know you guys are ready to see the world but please hold on for a bit longer, it'll be worth it I promise." I said.

"They......stopped. How did you do that?" Pinkie asked.

"It's something my mom told me, she said that when she was pregnant with me that I would not stop kicking. So my dad calmed me down by talking to me and her but the conversation was directed at me and I calmed down." I said rubbing her swollen stomach. "Better?"

"Much, I'm sorry for snapping at you honey bunny." Pinkie apologized.

"There's no need to apologize, I get that it's stressful and I get that you and AJ are in pain. Which is why I've arranged for our honeymoon to be near a hospital." I said.

"Why go through all that trouble?" She asked.

"Why do I go through any trouble? The answer is the same; for you girls." I said to her. "I don't know where I'd be without you girls right now and I can't even fathom what would happen if it didn't happen. But we're here now and we have one of the biggest days of our lives to look forward to tomorrow, so do as I do and take it one step at a time."

Pinkie hugged me. "I'm glad I have the most caring stallion in the world by our side."

"I'm nothing without you girls." I said while pecking her on the lips.

Present

"That's the worst thing to happen?" Spike asked. "No offense Dad, but that's kind of a whole load of bullshit." I looked at Spike and slapped him on the upside the head. "What was that for?"

"This is an important day and I don't want you to mess with it by swearing all the time." I said while getting my jacket on. "There's still no DJ for the party and I don't know where to get a last minute replacement." I sat down in the chair.

"I talked to Discord and he said he would cover it." Shining Armor said. "I don't know how though, he also said it was a personal wedding gift to you."

"That makes me worry even more." I sighed. "I barely even know Discord and he does all these nice things for me, which makes me wonder why." I looked at Spike, "Aren't you supposed to be getting ready to be the ring bearer?"

"Oh Sh-" I looked at him. "Shoot, you're right. I got to get ready." Spike went outside to meet with the CMC who were the flower girls.

Fluttershy's mother Damselfly walked in. "The girls are ready is the groom ready?" She asked. Damselfly was nothing like her daughter, Damselfly was an amazon. She was almost as tall as Celestia and was stronger than Big Mac, Damselfly was a retired model I could see where Flutters got her looks. The first thing I was told by her was that if I broke Fluttershy's heart then she would break my spine. I told her that I was in love with all my girls and had no hopes of ever letting them down, and then suddenly she asked me to call her mom.

"Hello son." She said to me.

"H-Hello Damselfly." I said.

"I told you to call me to call mom." She said.

"I'm already nervous, and the fact that you could break me over your knee doesn't help." I said.

"O-oh, y-yeah I'm sorry about that. My husband told me how wrong it was of me to say that, and my little girl told me that she was absolutely in love with you." Damselfly came over and gently put her arm around my shoulder. "I was very wrong and I sincerely apologize, I promise I won't hurt you." Rubbing my back, she calmed me down. "Mickey, I can't give you the courage to walk down that isle and say I do, and I will not scare you in to doing so, please will you gather yourself up and walk down that isle? Not for me, but for the mares that are going to be your wives. They are in love with you, and will sacrifice themselves for you and I know it can be scary and my husband was scared out of his wits too, but he had enough courage to say I do to somepony like me, and he has the the balls to put his cock in me."

"That's a little too much information for me..................mom." I gulped.

"That's the spirit, now I'll be the one giving you away. If you don't mind that is?" She asked me.

"Heheheheheh, That's pretty funny." I chuckled.

"What is?" Damselfly asked.

"Fluttershy doesn't get it all from her father I guess." I said.

"Yes, she is a grab bag from us. Her rage she gets from me, you should see when I'm upset. But I promise to never take that rage out on you. It's dishonorable for a mare to hit a stallion."

"I kinda forgot that the gender roles are reversed here."

"Really how so?" She asked.

"On my planet, there is no skewered population everything is pretty much 50/50. In the early days the males were the dominant gender, during my time everything is more equal. Still it's pretty funny to me." I chuckled.

"My I can see how that is, it would be very confusing to me as well." Damselfly said. The rest of the guys had already left leaving only me and Damselfly alone, I took a deep breath and hugged her. "Oh my."

"Thanks." I said.

"It's perfectly fine dear." She said as she hugged me back. "Are you ready to go?" She asked as we broke apart.

"I think I am." I said as I stood up.

She looped her arm in mine and said. "Then let us begin." She led me out the room and into the hallway. I stood in front of the doors, behind Spike and the CMC, who were arguing.

"How come you get to be the ring bearer?" Applebloom asked Spike.

"Because I'm the only one who can hold the rings without dropping them." Spike replied. "Don't even try to argue, because all of you have already tried."

I smirked, That's my boy. I thought to myself. They had entered ahead of me, and had dropped the flower petals. I took another deep breath and was ready, the music started to play and I walked down the isle. I saw my brides ahead waiting for me, and I was being given away by Damselfly. I was stopped at the alter and was allowed to step up. Cadence was presiding over the ceremony.

"Dearly beloved we are gathered here today to join this stallion and these mares in holy matrimony. Do you Michael Frank Young take these mares to be your lawfully wedded wives to live together in holy matrimony, to love them, honor them, to comfort them, and to keep them in sickness and in health, forsaking all others, as long as you shall live?"

"I do." I said.

"Do you, Twilight Aurora Sparkle, Apple Fuji Jacquelyn, Rarity Filigree Belle, Flutter Eurimedia Shy, Pinkamena Diane Pie, Rainbow Prisma Dash, Zecora Ali'va Shavoon, Celestia Orlais Everfree Cosmos take this stallion to be your lawfully wedded husband to live together in holy matrimony, to love him, honor him, to comfort him, and to keep him in sickness and in health, forsaking all others, as long as you all shall live?"

"I do." Twilight said.

"I do." Applejack said.

"I do." Rarity said.

"I do." Fluttershy said.

"I do." Pinkie said.

"I do." Rainbow said.

"I do." Zecora said.

"I do." Celestia said.

"The rings?" Spike presented the rings. "Repeat after me. With this ring I thee wed." I repeated and put the rings on my girls. Then the girls put my ring on my finger, it was a grey titanium with a rainbow band in the middle and repeated after Cadence. "Then by the power vested in me and the nation of equestria I pronounce you wives and husband. You may kiss the groom."

The girls stepped up one at a time and kissed me. "How are we going to do this?" I asked, "How are we going to do the whole carry over the threshold?"

"I thought you already knew about this." Twilight said and levitated me in the air into the girl's collective arms. I rolled my eyes, and the girls started to carry me out of the church. I just chuckled to myself the entire time. The girls placed me in the carriage and got in themselves, "So Mickey? Did you secure the DJ?" Twilight asked.

"No she got the feather flu and had to cancel at the last moment." I said.

"Aww." Pinkie sighed.

"You don't get to say that. You can't walk around a lot right now." I said to her as the carriage started to move, she stuck her tongue out at me. "The worst problem is that Discord said he would handle it." I said.

"Well I trust Discord." Fluttershy said.

"It's not that I don't trust you, it's just I don't know the guy. Plus he is the god of chaos, so there is no knowing what he's going to do." I said.

"I trust him enough not to cause chaos today, especially when Fluttershy is around." Celestia said.

The carriage ride was smooth to the royal gardens, where we were holding our reception. The carriage slowed and then stopped, the door opened and sunlight poured in as we stepped out. There was clapping and cheering while we waved at the crowds, we took it slow for the pregnant girls and we finally reached the tent. The dance floor was lit up with pulsing colors and the slow thumping of a small bass. We sat down at the tables and our families took their reserved places, I spotted the god of chaos walking in with a crown made of popcorn and a cotton candy cape. "It's so great to finally meet you Mickey. How was the wedding?"

"It was wonderful, I just have the problem of you."

"Me? What problem do I cause?" He asked.

"It's not you per se, but the entertainment. I want to know who exactly you booked." I said.

"I booked a band, one that nopony has heard of before." Discord said.

"Just tell me, no more games." I said.

"The Anarchy Kings." He said.

"That's impossible." I said.

"How so?"

"Because that's MY band. I'm the lead singer of that band."

"Exactly." A new voice said. I recognized that voice, it was the voice of one of my best friends. I turned around to see Luke, standing at 5'11 with his classic blonde hair and brown eyes. "You didn't really think that we'd miss your wedding?"

"It vas an agreement ve made. A pact." Bogeden said. "You said dat ve vould perform at each other's vedding's"

Jackal just nodded. I looked at them and back at Discord, "How long are you staying?"

"Til sundown." Luke answered. "One last set, let's make it a good one."

I stood up on the stage with a curtain covering the rest of the guys behind me. "Hello, friends and family!" I said, "I'm sorry but the famous DJ Pon-3 couldn't make it. But that's okay, because we have a replacement. Fillies and Gentlecolts, I am proud to present to you. My friends, Bogeden is on the Bass, Luke is the Guitar master, and Jackal is the best drummer in the universe, and I'm the lead singer." I said as the curtain rose. "This first song is called Last Kiss."

There was a lot of cheering and applause. I waited until the cheering died down and spoke once more, "Ya know, I used to think that I'd never fall in love. Life has a way of making everything turn out for the best." I said, "This next song is called I'm a believer."

I think Cadence was the one who cheered the loudest, it was a song about love after all. I smiled and saw that everypony was having the time of their lives. "Okay everypony, one more song and then I gotta start the celebration. This last song is called Here without you.

I hopped off the stage and walked to the front table where my new wives sat. My friends walked alongside me, "Girls I'd like to meet my best friends. That's Luke, Bogeden, and don't talk to him because Jackal can't talk back, he's feral." I introduced them to my friends.

"It's a pleasure to meet you all." Twilight said. "I thought you said you were the only human to come to Equestria?"

"That would be my doing." Discord said. "I thought that it would be a great wedding present for the groom. I brought other presents for the wives by the by."

"Discord, did you cause the DJ to get the Feather Flu?" Fluttershy asked.

"Maayyyyybeeee." Discord said.

"Discord." Fluttershy scolded.

"No that was a happy accident." Discord said. "She sends her best wishes though." Discord handed me the telegrams. "These are from some friends that couldn't make it."

"Did Ditzy and her daughters make it?" I asked Discord.

"Why would you invite her?" Rainbow asked.

"Why? Is there a problem?" I asked her.

"She ruins everything!" Rainbow complained.

"Rainbow, from what I've seen of her she does her best." I said to her. "She is a single mother raising a nine year old and doing her best to pay for college tuition for Sparkler and her veterinarians license. It's incredible that she has a job, roof over their head, and has time to spend with her daughters. So with all my love, shut up." I told her.

"Wh-What?" Rainbow said. "She really does that?"

"She's done that and has never ever complained so if you want to get lippy about her coming then I don't know how well you would be a mother."

"Ditzy? The pegasus with a gray coat and blonde mane?" Tia asked.

"Yes why?" I asked.

"I think you mean Lu Lu's little marefriend?" Tia giggled.

"Lu Lu? You mean Princess Luna?" Rainbow said. "She's the marefriend of the princess?"

"Yes indeedy!" Ditzy said with her arm looped in Luna's arm. "I absolutely love my Lulu." Ditzy nuzzled the princess.

"I think we need to save that for later love muffin." Luna said.

Dinky walked up and pulled on Luna's skirt. "Mama Lu, I can't find a high-chair."

"She calls you Mama? That is so adorable!" Fluttershy squeaked.

Luna picked Dinky up. "Honey, remember mommy said that you were too old for a high-chair."

"The meanies wouldn't let me into the library to use books." Dinky whined. "Can I sit in your lap please?"

Luna looked at the little filly and her big eyes, "Oh all right, but you have to eat all your greens."

"I hate greens! I'd rather have carrots!"

"Last time you ate too much carrots you turned dark purple for a week." Luna said. "You eat broccoli, that way you'll be orange."

"You can turn orange from eating broccoli? COOL!" Dinky shouted, jumping out of Luna's arms and running into the crowd.

"Does that really happen to her?" I asked Luna.

"No, I just put a color changing spell on her when my muffin says so." Luna said nuzzling Ditzy.

"Save it for tonight." Ditzy said, while pecking Luna on the cheek.

"When is your wedding sister?" Tia teased Luna.

Ditzy turned a bright pink and said. "I better go look for Dinky." She walked off in search of her youngest daughter.

"Tia my muffin is a bit afraid of commitment right now because her last lover died." Luna scolded.

"Oh.....I didn't mean anything by it. I should apologize." Tia said while getting up.

Luna stopped her sister, "I think it would be best if you apologized after the reception." Luna looked around for her new brother in law, "Where is your husband?"

"I don't know, probably hanging out with his friends." Tia said.

It was true that I had wandered off with my best friends, in actuality I was right behind the tent. I looked at the guys and looked back at the guards. "Okay this is the last time we're going to do this." I looked at Luke, "You got the stuff?" He held up the repel gear and harnesses. I looked at Bogeden, "You got the paint?" He took out two cans of spray paint, one red and the other black. I looked at Jackal, "You got the camera?" He held up a half chewed, half intact camera. "We ready to do this?" They all nodded. "Let's go." We all headed off to the cliffside. It still said the princesses were cunts. Well......sort of it said that

TH PRINCE RE CUN

"Good thing that the text is already black." I mumbled.

"Uh-huh." Jackal agreed.

I looked at him, "I thought you didn't understand humans?"

"We've been hiring a tutor for him, he's at the fourth grade level now." Luke said. "He still goes off on wild, blabbering tangents when the mood suits him. He's mellowed out..................some."

"Some?" I asked and looked at Jackal. "It suits him. Jackal throw the grappling hooks onto the cliff edge and link up with Luke."

"Still treating life live zee military?" Bogeden asked.

"I told you already I DIDN'T DO THOSE BLACK-OPS MISSIONS!"

Bogeden just looked at me. "I didn't say anything like that."

"You finally cave man?" Luke asked. "We already know, you got so high and mighty about your military career. We kind of figured, you don't to tell us."

I just sighed. "I never did any black-ops, I met one special agent on a follow up for a mission for a stray signal that I picked up and deciphered."

"Just how did you pick up that signal again?" Luke asked.

"I'd rather not, let's just get this job done." I said.

"Your call." Jackal commented while starting to swing the grappling hooks. He tossed them onto the edge of the cliff and tugged it to secure it. He looked at me and nodded, Luke busted out the harnesses and Bogeden started to divvy up the spray paint.

**********

It took half an hour with our combined effort but I- We finally did it, we painted an anarchy symbol on a cliff-face. I have to admit it was pretty badass, then Discord floated around and took a look at it and burst out laughing. "You do know that Tia is going to kill you for this?" Discord said in between gasps of air.

"Yeah I know." I said taking off the gear and heading back into the tent.

When I did that I was dragged onto the dance floor by Damselfly. "Please be quiet and dance with me." She said as she took the lead bringing me close to her.

"Yes Ma'am." I replied muffled into her huge breasts.

"I'm sorry son, but this will explain why you've been gone. It'll also help with the smell." Damselfly said as she dipped me.

"Ah there you are!" Rarity exclaimed. "Excuse me Miss Damselfly? May I have my husband back?"

"Oh absolutely, he was nice enough to talk to me about the customs of his people's dances." Damselfly said. "I just couldn't resist when he offered to dance with me." She handed me off to Rarity and I looked back at her and mouthed 'Thank you' and she just winked at me.

I was brought to the head table where the others were looking around, "There he is!" Twilight shouted.

"I'm sorry, I was dancing with Damselfly and you girls know that I couldn't go against a women like that." I chuckled.

"Ah, yes Fluttershy's mother is very..........unique." Tia said. "There is very few that could challenge a mare like that. Luna and I are one of those few, now it's time to cut the cake." Tia said gesturing to the cake that was rolling in, it was a very big multi-tiered cake that had been supplied by Sugarcube Corner. It was a white cake with rainbow colored trimmings and there were nine figures at the top. The colors were the same for the colors in the reception and had another color added to it, I chose the color red to match the other colors. I smiled as the girls all took the knife and sliced a piece for me. While I sliced eight separate pieces for the girls, Discord helped be by hovering single plates for the slices of cake while I placed them on the plates. The girls shoved my slice of cake into my mouth and I just laughed while I tried to eat it, I did the same to each of my girls one at a time. We laughed as we went through the traditions of a customary human wedding reception. Then we started on the pony traditions which were kind of weird to me, but at least we didn't go through all of them. Because if we did then I would have been gelded, the girls instantly said no to that as it was the bride's decision on when and if and I had no choice in the matter. They did ask me if I wanted to go through with it and I said no. I didn't want to have a dick without any balls, I told them that whomever decided that upon a man that would be torturous until the end of their natural life. Tia said that she would do her best to revise that custom because she had seen the look of disgust and shock upon my face, I felt betrayed a little bit. They said immediately after the wedding that it would become the choice of the groom to be gelded or not, because it is the right of every living being to make their own choices in life. When she said that she got fucked until she came 10 times, I didn't do it immediately but she had a great night that night.

I was sat down in a separate tent and my wives mothers walked in. I looked at Damselfly, "What's going on?"

"Tia informed us that you would not understand this tradition." Cloudy Quartz, Pinkie's mother said. "This is called the tradition of the mother trials."

Damselfly held me down to the chair and whispered in my ear. "Just close your eyes and go to your happy place. It will make this much easier."

I swallowed the saliva collecting in my throat, "Why?" I asked.

"Because this will disturb you if you don't." Twilight Velvet replied.

"M'kay." I replied and closed my eyes, going back to that beach I had visited during the christmas season. I felt something being shoved into my mouth and I just closed my tighter and concentrated on that beach, the warm salty air. The splashing of the waves on the sand, and the seagulls squak and the wind blow through the palm leaves. My muscles relaxed and the grip on the arms of the chair tightened and I felt my pants unzipped and my dick tugged on and started to feel it being sucked on. Then the most random thing happened, I felt my shoulders being rubbed.

"It's okay son." I heard Damselfly's voice in my ear. "It's almost done, you just have to last a bit longer." I was nervous and my head was turned to her voice and my mouth was parted and a tongue slid into my mouth. My death grip hands were pried off the arms of the chair and spread to both sides of me while they were put on the sensitive flesh I've come know well as a vagina. I couldn't take it anymore and opened my eyes. I looked straight into the eyes of Damselfly, who was currently engaged in a lip lock with me, our tongues were wrestling with each other and I was confused. I looked to my right to see that Cloudy Quartz was using my right hand interlocked with hers to rub herself, and on the side was Zecora's mother Tala'kav. Doing the same with my left hand, and right between my legs was Twilight Velvet sucking me off. I then heard the collective groans of all the women and their orgasms. The girls hopped off me and I looked around, Damselfly looked at me. "You peaked at the end didn't you?" She asked and I just nodded. "You're probably wondering what the mother trials were about?" I nodded again. "It's about endurance, to see if you could last the onslaught of the mothers of your wives." Damselfly explained while I stuffed my dick back into my pants. "It seems like you did."

"I just don't get it won't your husbands be angry?" I asked.

"It's traditional, they all understood when we were invited." Tala'kav said. "The one who wouldn't understand is you, which is why we stuck to the smallest amount of time within the traditional parameters." She then kissed my cheek, "It's how we introduce the in-laws to the family." Tala'kav was a lot like her daughter and she was a few shades lighter, she was almost had golden stripes. Zecora's father Zen'ma was darker than her and was the village chieftain. Her mother was head shaman and Zecora took a lot after her. I asked her where she got the rhyming from and Tala'kav told me that it was a game she played with Zecora and she did it whenever she was nervous and it became a habit for her to do so whenever she was uncomfortable. She said that when she found out that her little shaman had stopped rhyming around him it was a miracle.

I had stepped out of the tent and into the arms of the stallions that were the fathers and brothers of my wives. I was hefted up above their heads and carried to the nearest fountain. "HEFT! HEAVE! AND HOME!" The stallions tossed me into the fountain.

I stood up slowly and looked at them, "You know Rarity isn't going to kill me for this but kill all of you."

"I wouldn't think so, after all it's tradition." Rarity said, "I made the suit so it could be dried. I know how you like the wear and tear of life so I made it to be more durable. By the by, Tia is very upset with you."

"How'd she guess?" I said as I stepped out of the fountain.

"Discord gave it away." Fluttershy said.

"What's with the fountain thing?" I asked.

"The tradition is to heft you into the nearest body of water and toss you in." Shining said. "It's supposed to wash over your sins before you were married and cleanse you while you enter your new life." I put my wet finger in his ear and he pushed me back.

I noticed that Luke was hanging out with Big Mac. I walked over to both of them and they said hi to me. "Hey Mickey." Luke said.

"Hey." Mac said to me.

"Hey guys, you mind if I steal Luke away for a sec?" Mac nodded and I dragged Luke away from Mac.

Luke looked at me. "What are you doing Mick?" He asked.

"You know that Mac is gay right?" I said to him.

"Wait.......Really?" He asked and I nodded. "Do you know how big?"

"Never wanted to know, I just wanted to let you know." I patted him on the shoulder. Luke smiled and went back to Big Mac with a look of 'time to hunt' on his face. Last time I saw him he was a bit closer to Mac and a bit more touchy feely. I saw him and Mac sneak away from the party, for sexy times. I smirked while I saw that Mac was finally going to lose his v-card. In Ponyville there's not a lot of available gay ponies so.....yeah. Hell if I were in his shoes I'd be glad it was to Luke, I'm not going to say much but Luke took advantage of the fact that I'm bi a lot. I was now a married guy which meant that I owed my friends a thousand dollars. We had a betting pool to see who was the last one to get married. Well....me, Luke, and Bogeden. Jackal was exempt because he's a feral asshole with trust issues. We had gathered in the tent for one last pony tradition, the gifting.

The tradition went like this, the husband would gift something to the parents of his wife or wives. In return the parents would bless the marriage and gift something back that held meaning to their daughter. I had gifted them with unique one of a kind items that I had taken the time to invent. Now it was time to leave for the honeymoon and the sun was setting for the guys. Before the guys left I cracked open a six pack and we shared one last beer together. We were all on our last sip when I stood up and said, "In love."

"In fear." Luke continued.

"In life." Bogeden said.

"In family." Jackal finished and we all knocked our drinks back. I gave all of them the last hug and good bye from me as they faded away. I almost fell to my knees when I was caught by my wives. I cried so hard that night, some were tears of joy, but most were tears of sorrow.

Author's Note

If you wanted to know what the ring Mickey has looked like.

Welcome to the world.

This was it, today was the big day. Pinkie had gone into labor a few hours ago and was rushed to the hospital. "Remember to breathe baby." I said to her as we ran through the doors into the delivery room.

"Okay Mrs. Young we're going to need you to tell me when the contractions started?" The nurse asked.

"My husband knows more than me!" Pinkie yelled. "ASK HIM!"

"Okay Mr. Young-"

"She started to have contractions around eight o'clock." I cut her off with a strain in my voice. Pinkie had locked a vice-grip on my hand. "Can we get her some ice or something?"

"I'm sorry but that will complicate things, how far along is she?" The nurse asked.

"She's at 11 months."

"How many are you expecting?"

"Triplets." I said.

"Alright the contractions are two minutes apart, when it gets to one minute we're going to need you to push."

"How long will that take?" Pinkie gasped.

"From 15 minutes to an hour." The nurse replied and Pinkie became Pinkamena.

"If you don't get the monsters out of me right now, you'll be the one that will be going inside of me." She said while gripping the nurse's collar.

"Get her some ice!" I said to the nurse.

"I already said sir-"

This time I grabbed her collar, "I don't care who you are, but this is Pinkamena Diane Pie-Young. She is the impossible and I love her for it. If you don't get her ice right now I'll be the one to help HIDE YOUR BODY! Is that clear?"

"Crystal." The nurse gulped and ran out of the room.

"Oh baby." Pinkie said holding my hand tenderly.

"I'm sorry Pinkie." I apologized to her.

"It's........FINE! I'm the one who asked for this." Pinkie said.

"I still can't help but feel sorry." I said.

The nurse came running back into the delivery room with a bucket of ice. "Here you go."

I took a piece of ice and placed it on her head. "Ahhhhhh." Pinkie sighed in relief.

"We should make that common practice." The doctor said. "Alright Pinkie get ready to push."

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Pinkie yelled as she pushed.

"The baby is crowning." The doctor said. "Just a little more." Pinkie pushed a bit more and out she came, our little girl Surprise. "Two more Pinkie." Pinkie pushed again. Then out came the little boy known as Party Popper Pie-Young. Then another push and the little girl that would be known as Cupcake Pokey Pie-Young. "Would you like to cut the cord?" The doctor offered me scissors. I cut the cords for my three new children and was handed Party while Pinkie was given Cupcake and Surprise.

"Ha~ I-I can't believe it." Pinkie said. "I'm a mommy now." She nuzzled Surprise and Cupcake.

I brought over Party Popper, "We're parents now."

"I love you Mickey."

"I love you too, mommy." I said to her as I ran a hand through her messy, sweaty curls of hair, our children were beautiful foals. The only exception is that instead of hooves they all had little piggies at the bottoms of their feet. Pinkie let her shirt down and started to feed Cupcake and Surprise while the other girls stepped inside the delivery room.

"Oh my goodness." Fluttershy whispered. "They're so beautiful." She said.

"You must be so proud Pinkie." Twilight whispered as she was careful not to wake the children.

"I am, I need somepony to feed Party Popper though." Pinkie said, "I'm kinda busy with Surprise and Cupcake."

"If you'll hand Party here I'll take care of him." Tia said as her horn glowed. "I have a breastfeeding spell ready."

I handed over Popper to Tia and she tugged her shirt down and started to feed Popper.

Rainbow just stared in awe as she looked at three of her new herd children. Fluttershy grabbed her arm, "It's kinda amazing isn't it?"

"Yeah." Rainbow mumbled.

"Uh girls." AJ said but was ignored.

Twilight slipped in next to Pinkie. "Was it very painful?" She asked the pink mare.

"The worst pain you could ever imagine, I'm just glad they came out fast." Pinkie said as she supported her two new daughters who were suckling away at their mothers breast.

"Girls." AJ said again but to no avail.

I looked up at Applejack to see that she was breathing harder. It was almost like she was........Then it clicked and I rushed to her side. "Okay baby just calm down and breathe I'll go get the doctor." I said.

Twilight was confused. "Why? What's going on?"

"Applejack just went into labor." I said as I ran out of the room to get the doctor and saw that the ponies were scrambling to help AJ.

"MICKEY!" Applejack shouted after me which started to make the triplets cry.

"What?"

"If I'm delivering these babies then I'm gonna do it at the farm." AJ gasped.

"You've got to be joking." I said. "How am I supposed to get you to the farm from here?"

"Use that doohickey that you ride around in!" AJ shouted again.

"You mean my truck?" I said.

"YES!" She shouted.

"Change of plans, Twilight you get the doctor I'm going home." I said while taking off from the hospital room.

"Why are you going home?" Twilight shouted.

"That's where my truck is!" I yelled back. I looked forward and ran through the doors of the hospital. Here's how Ponyville's layout is, the hospital is in the middle of town. My house and my truck is on the edge of town. The perimeter of the town is 15 miles, I'm stuck in the middle that means that I have to run 7.5 miles, get my truck and drive back doing my absolute best not to murder anyone with a two ton war machine. I ran like a man possessed, I think Forest Gump would've been proud of me that day. I kept looking back at my watch to see that ten minutes had passed. I found my keys to the truck and opened it up and buckled in, I took a deep breath and said. "All my GTA training has lead to this moment." I shoved the key into the ignition, shifted into four wheel drive, and hit the gas. If we want to be technical about this, Ponyville has a wing speed limit. This is a truck and I was hitting at least 90 to 95 mph, I was honking my horn to move everyone out of the way and it worked. "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I shouted as I drove through the town. "Please be okay." I was running on all four cylinders. I powerslid into the hospital's front entrance and saw that the doctor and Applejack were ready. I opened the passenger door, "GET IN!" I yelled with exhaustion.

"Don't you yell at me I'm in labor-ah!" AJ yelled.

The doctor got into the bed of the truck. "Where's the safety harnesses back here?" He asked.

"Sit down against the dent of the wheel."

"Is that really safe?" The doctor asked.

"It's fine!" I yelled as he sat down and I drove to the farm. I drove as fast as I possibly could to the farm and slid right next to the farm house and got out as fast as I could. I ran to the passenger side. "What room do you want to do it in?" I asked AJ.

"I already prepared the den for the birth." AJ moaned.

"Wake up doc you got a job to do." I said to the doctor in the truck.

"You do realize that home births cost double." The doctor said.

"I'll pay the hospital quadruple if you do this for me right now." I said as I ran Applejack into the room.

Big Mac walked in. "What's going on?" He asked.

"Your sister is in labor." I said, "She wanted to do a home birth while we were at the hospital."

Mac got her other side, "It's traditional to do it at home. Our mom did it for all three of us." Mac said as he helped his sister lay down on the mattress.

The doctor lifted her skirt and said. "I'm going to need to remove your undergarments."

"JUST DO IT!" Applejack screamed.

"Mac go get some ice." I said as I grasped Applejack's hand. "AJ breathe." I said and she started to huff and puff. "Don't do that! Do like they said at the birthing classes."

"Okay." AJ strained, she started to breath like she should and Mac came back with the ice.

"Here." Mac said as I took it out of his hands and placed pieces of ice on Applejack's forehead.

"Okay Mrs. Apple. The baby is crowning, it's time to push." The doctor said.

"OHHHHH..........AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" AJ yelled as the first little one started to come out. Her screams were drowned out by the screams of a little child.

"It's a colt!" The doctor said.

"Not done yet doc." I said.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" AJ screamed louder as another child started to crown and come out.

"It's a filly!" The doctor proclaimed. "Would you like to cut the cords?" The doctor asked me and I did it immediately. I draped a blanket over AJ's lower parts, and held our two new children.

"Lemme see them. Please." AJ gasped. I brought over Apple Tart and Apple Cobbler to their mother.

"Don't worry I got them." I said as AJ pulled herself up.

"Oh they're so beautiful." AJ cried. "C'mere baby." She said as she held the little girl named Apple Tart. Just like their brother and sisters, they had toes instead of hooves. Applejack kissed her daughter's forehead, "Hey there, I'm your momma." She said as Tart cried. AJ pulled her shirt down and started to feed Tart. I held Cobbler in my arms as he looked at me. He had heterocromia like me, one of his eyes was bright green like his mother's and the other was yellow. He then started to cry and I handed him over to to his mother to be fed.

I then started to cry myself, "Look at us, we're a family now."

"Ah love you so much Mickey." AJ kissed me on the cheek.

I hugged AJ as she fed our kids. "Hey Mac wanna come in here and say hi to your new niece and nephew?" I said.

Mac heard me and walked in, he took one look at the kids and asked. "I'm a uncle now?" He looked at the kids.

"Eeyup." I said and he punched me in the arm.

"They look jus' like ma and pa." Mac noted as he sat on his sister's other side. "What'd ya name 'em?"

"Apple Tart and Apple Cobbler." She said as the little ones stopped nursing and AJ pulled her shirt up. "You wanna hold one?" She asked him.

"If ya don't mind." Mac said and AJ handed over Tart. "This is Tart." She said and then rocked little Cobbler to sleep. "This one here is Cobbler."

"We gotta tell the others." I said as the CMC came running in.

"AJ AJ AJ!" They all said.

"SHHH!" I shushed them.

"Why?" Scootaloo whispered.

"Because your new little brother and sister are asleep."

"Wait a minute, if Scoots is a big sister. Does this mean that me and Sweetie are aunts now?" Applebloom asked.

"Yeah, now all of you girls are related." I said.

"All of us how?" Sweetie asked.

"Dad adopted me on hearthswarming." Scoots said while hugging me.

"Does this mean that we're your aunts as well?" AB asked Scootaloo.

"Umm........yes?" Scootaloo said. "But that doesn't matter, it's more important that Rainbow Dash is my mom!"

"Shh." I shushed her again. "Now listen girls, I know you're all excited but right now I need you to do an important mission for me." I said that and they fell in line right in front of me like jarheads on their first day of training. "Scootaloo, I need you to get all of your mothers from the hospital that can come down to the farm. If they somehow released Pinkie today, that's fine. You understand the mission?"

They all saluted and said. "Yes sir!"

"Then move out!" I said pointing to the door and they took off.

**********

The CMC had pulled through for me and had gotten all the girls down to the farm. Including Pinkie, I asked Twilight why they released her so early and she said that earth ponies can recover from child birth in a matter of hours, pegasai might take a day or two, and unicorns take from three days to five. The triplets were already asleep cuddling up next to each other, Party was gumming up Cupcake's ear, Emerald had her fingers in her mouth and Surprise was sucking on her toes. Surprise really lived up to her name because she was a pegasus. When I looked at Pinkie she said that her some of her family has been known to give birth to pegasus foals from an all earth pony family. It was a recessive trait in her family just like my heterocromia is a recessive trait for mine. We had all packed up from the farm and headed to our new home while the girls took Scootaloo home with the other five new foals I stayed behind to talk to Mac.

"Hey Mac." I said while he was leaning on the door frame.

"Huh- What?" He said nervously.

"It's nothing, just want to help you out and help me out." I said as I jerked a thumb over to my truck. "You want my truck?" I asked him.

"What?"

"I said-"

"No need ta repeat yourself I heard ya, jus' why?" He asked.

"Here's how I figure that this is going to go down, if I know Applejack like I think I know her. She'll want some time to be a mother, I know you support that but you'll also have a lot of work on your hands that can't be done by just you. I don't need my truck as much as you need it, and you saw what it's capable of. I want you to have it, I'm not going to ask you for a bit of money either, it's yours." I said while dangling the keys in front of him. "If you want it that is?"

Mac took the keys out of my hand gingerly and looked over the shiny metal. "Mickey ah dunno what ta say."

"There's no need to say anything. I'm still going to have to teach you how to drive it, but as far as I'm concerned it's yours." I said as I started to join my family I paused and looked back at Mac. "By the way, it's for apple HAULING, not apple BUCKING. If you try to drive that thing into a tree the tree will win, and I don't have the expertise to fix it if you do." I said before departing.

Twilight looked at me as I walked alongside them, "What was that about?" She asked. "Where's your truck?"

"It's not my truck anymore. I'll explain later, but for now. Let's go home."

Babies

I was asleep cuddled next to my wives and I was perfectly fine, until Surprise started to cry. That caused all the other babies start to cry, and when the babies cry it's time to get up. It really helped that Tia knew that breastfeeding spell, I told them I was working on inventing the microwave. Right now I was working on a land survey and through the history files because of a land dispute between Carrot Top's carrot farming fields and Sweet Apple Acres, my job has me to be an unbiased judiciary. Basically it means I'm a land judge, Applejack had recovered enough to start working again and since she was the one who had the farm in her name she was the one who sat here. Carrot Top or her given name Golden Harvest had received land from her parents before they passed on and there was a dispute between who had what. I was looking over the documents that both parties had brought in and the local history, and as much as Applejack may hate it, Golden is entitled to the land; because her great-great-great-great-great grandfather had actually purchased the land from Sweet Apple Acres. Now Applejack will have to relocate or chop down her apple trees because they are on Golden's land.

I was filing the papers away when the mayor came in, "Working hard?" She asked.

"I was finishing up the Apple/Harvest land dispute." I said.

"Oh thank the heavens, I thought that thing would never be solved." Mayor Mare sighed. She brought up a small bag that had a delicious aroma coming off it. "I brought this for you, it's spiced noodles with vegetables, and some eggs." She said putting the lunch on my desk. "It's a little thank you gift for doing such hard work." She smiled.

"Thank you I thought I was about to starve." I said as I took the box and opened it up, and started to chow down.

"It's my pleasure, you are one in a million. You do such hard work and you're so knowledgeable about the land." She said. "So how's being a father affecting you now?"

"It's.......different." I said in between mouthfuls. "Never thought I'd have so many kids to begin with."

"How are the children doing?" She asked.

"Surprise is perfect at waking us up at 4:00 in the morning." I said while stabbing at my food. "It's made Pinkie Mrs. Little Cranky Pie in the morning." I sighed.

"I know what that's like."

"You have children?" I asked her.

"I had a daughter and recently she had a child of her own." She said. "She's down on her luck since her coltfriend dumped her. I let her in and her little dumpling has been keeping her up and she's been cranky."

"Wow, I never knew that." I said to her.

"I like to keep my personal life and my professional life separate." Mayor Mare said.

"I can understand why, my little boys have become thick as thieves though." I said to her.

"Really?"

"Yeah Popper and Cobbler have had slept together for the past two months. Cobbler once farted Popper giggled and gurgled at that, then they held hands for the rest of the night." I said.

"How do you know that?" Mayor Mare asked.

"I was calming down Tart because she woke up when Cobbler farted." I sighed. "That was this morning."

"Your baby is already farting?"

"He sure as hell didn't poop his diaper." I said to the Mayor. "I know because I checked." I chuckled while finishing up my lunch.

"I take it that little Cobbler is drunk off his mother's milk?"

"He's got a little pudgy belly and when AJ stops feeding him he starts crying until somepony else picks him up." I said.

"I've heard of needy babies but that little one is something else." She said. I finished my lunch and threw it away, "Oh by the way Mickey since you finished up that land dispute between Harvest Fields and Sweet Apple Acres, you can get off early."

"How early?" I asked.

"Right now if you want to." Mayor Mare said, "That case has been plaguing Ponyville ever since those two girls were fillies, yet none of them took time to research it." The mayor sighed.

"Well then, thank you for the meal." I thanked her.

"Thank you for the hard work, every time I got somepony to even look at that dispute they immediately quit."

"Seriously?"

"One of them said to pepper spray them so that they wouldn't remember the files."

"Sounds a bit extreme." I said.

"Welcome to Ponyville. If it's not one fruit bat-shit crazy thing then it's another." The mayor said. "I appreciate the work Mickey you can go when you want."

"I think I'll be leaving now." I said as I packed my things. I walked out town hall and towards my home. When out popped Discord and he did look to pleased.

"Yes Q what do you want?" I quipped at the god of chaos.

"I think you know what I'm here about."

"To make an appointment to own Ponyville land?" I said.

"No, I just came from having tea with Fluttershy, and she told me the wonderful news."

"Yes, Fluttershy is my wife. If you had a problem with it you should've told me before I married her. She was the one who ASKED me to have her own child, I never forced anything onto her."

"I know, she just told me. I just wanted you to know that she's my best friend and that if you do anything to hurt her."

"I know Mr. de Lancie, you'll turn me inside out and backwards so I can suck my own dick." I said.

"Who?" Discord asked.

"John de Lancie, you sound just like him. He's an actor on my world he played an omnipotent being on a television show that could do anything. He loved most of all to cause chaos for the main characters." I said.

"Sounds like my kind of character." Discord mumbled.

"He should, you sound like him. Besides you are exactly like Q." I said while continuing walking home.

"You might have to tell me more about this Q."

"You're the god of chaos you can just watch the series or just when Q appears. It's called Star Trek: The Next Generation, also try Star Trek: Deep Space 9 and Star Trek: Voyager." I said I explained the television to him and told him about the television show.

"Thank you Michael, I appreciate it." Discord thanked me.

"No problem, now I have to get home before the babies tear the building apart." I said as I finally reached my house, which was more like a mansion and I opened the door and I heard crying. I saw Rainbow with a rounder belly, she recently got a check up on the baby and Firefly was growing at the regular pace of her siblings Rainbow was around 7 or 8 months along. She looked stressed the fuck out while she was bouncing Cupcake, who was beginning to calm down as soon as she saw daddy. "Here Dashie let me hold her." I said as put my suitcase down and started to hold my green furred daughter. She had the slate purple mane that Maud Pie had but it was more curly.

Dash kissed me on the cheek, "Thank you baby, how are you off so early?" She asked.

"I solved a case that caused a lot of conflict for the town." I said while bouncing Emerald, "Shh, baby. What's wrong with Cuppy?" I asked Rainbow.

"I tried to breastfeed her because Popper won't accept milk from anypony else."

"Poor baby." I said as I bounced her.

"Yeah........" Rainbow trailed off.

"Where's Twilight and Celestia?" I asked.

"They're studying or something." Rainbow said, "They're in the library I think."

I kissed my daughter on the cheek as she fell asleep and handed her over to Rainbow, and I walked to the library. Rainbow was right they were in the library, talking about magic. "Excuse me ladies?" I asked but they carried on.

"The dynamics of the thaumics* don't calculate properly!" Twilight argued.

"I'm sorry Twilight but it's right the closer the moon is it make the tides of the oceans."

"Ladies!" I yelled and snapped them out of their conversation.

"Mickey?" Tia asked.

"Why did you yell?" Twilight asked.

"That's because you are completely ignoring your herd wives and children."

"We are?" Twilight asked.

"Rainbow is stressing out because Cuppy will only nurse from Pinkie, and Popper as well. Now you girls know I normally don't get off this early and I don't yell either, but may I ask what it is that you two are doing completely ignoring your children?"

"Trying to calculate why the moon controls the ocean's tide." Tia said.

"Gravity, now get out of here and help take care of Rainbow before she has Firefly in the kitchen." I said as the girls started to walk out of the library, "You both need to apologize to leaving the others." I said following them.

"I'm-" Twilight started.

"Not me, them." I said, "Now march young ladies."

"But I'm over 2,000." Tia complained.

"And you were slacking off ignoring your responsibilities as mothers, to study something that was already known." I said as I marched them into the kitchen.

Tia took Cupcake and held her, Rainbow scolded the both of them. "I thought that you two were supposed to be the responsible ones. I've been trying to calm her down for an hour and you two were slacking off. How could you ignore your own children, they may not be biologically yours but they are still babies." Rainbow huffed.

"You're right Dash." Twilight hugged her wife, "How about this, I know you've been stressed about your baby. So you go take a nap and sleep off this stress and we'll take care of Cupcake." Twilight kissed Dash's cheek.

"Thank you Twi. I'm sorry for yelling." Rainbow said.

Twilight kissed Rainbow on her lips. "You are fine baby, you have a lot on your plate. How about I give you a massage and let you take a nap."

Rainbow kissed Twilight back for a few seconds, then lay her head on Twilight's shoulder. "Thanks." Twilight led Rainbow to the master bedroom, the big bed was my pride and joy. I had hand made the entire mattress and Tia, Rainbow, and Fluttershy stuffed it with clouds. It's a lot like memory foam but it's so fluffy! I set my faux leather jacket on the coat rack and undid my tie.

"Mickey, Spike wanted to talk to you when you have the chance." Tia said.

"Okay." I said while heading to the basement. The room which Spike lived in he was busy reading a comic when I came in. "Spike?"

Spike jumped a bit when I startled him from his futon. "Hey dad."

"Tia said that you wanted to talk to me?" I asked him.

"Yeah I just didn't expect you to get home so early." Spike said putting his comic down with the others.

"What did you want to talk to me about?" I asked him.

"Um.......well you see it's pretty complicated." Spike said scratching the back of his head. "It involves me and Sweetie Belle."

"Are you two breaking up?" I asked.

"WHAT-NO! It's not that, in fact I think it's the opposite." Spike said.

"How so?"

"She gotten a bit more....... touchy."

"Touchy?"

"Well.....it's something like that."

"Spike are you telling me that Sweetie Belle is interested in having sex with you?" I asked.

"I think so." Spike said nervously. "I just didn't know who to turn to and you said that I could trust you with anything that I needed!" Spike yelled and jumped up from the futon that was currently a couch.

"Spike, calm down. It's fine, I'm glad that you came to me for advice about this."

"You aren't angry?"

"No in fact I'm quite happy for you two for taking the next step in your relationship." I said and Spike sat back down.

"You're happy for me?" Spike asked.

"Spike how old are you?" I asked him.

"I'm 17." He answered.

"Do you love Sweetie Belle?"

"Of course!"

"Does she love you?"

"I don't really know but she tells me all the time."

"Let me tell you something Spike, I felt the same way about girls when I was your age. It's normal to feel like this."

"Really?"

"Yes, it's perfectly natural for something like this. Sex can be a wonderful thing, but all good things have it's drawbacks. Too much sex can result in an STI or STD."

"What are those?"

"STI and STD are sexually transmitted infections or sexually transmitted diseases. It's something that anypony could have and it's something you gotta watch out for, because some of those disease can kill you."

"Really?" Spike gulped.

"Now I'm not saying this to deter you away from sex altogether, because like I said it can be a wonderful thing you just gotta watch out for it."

"Okay I got it."

"There is another thing you have to watch out for, and that is children."

"I know that much, but still. How do I know when the time is right?"

"You have to wait. Don't force anything onto her, if you do that is called rape and you can be arrested for raping someone."

"What's rape?"

"Rape is when one person forces sex onto another without their consent, or a person has sex with someone under the legal age of consensual sex. That is called statutory rape."

"Wow."

"Spike, it's fine to feel this way but just remember, if you rape someone that is breaking their trust and if you break someone's trust, you break them." I said.

"Thanks dad for telling me all of this. It's better than going to Twilight and have her tell Rarity, then I would be given forty lashes across the hands."

"Really?" I asked.

"Probably not, but she would have given me a stern talking to." Spike said. "Thanks Dad I knew I could trust you."

"Yeah also if I die tonight you're the man of the house."

"Why would you say that?"

"Because I settled the land dispute between Sweet Apple Acres and Carrot Top Farms. Applejack is not the winner in this one." I said.

"Ouch."

"Mind if I hang with you for the time being?"

"Yeah go ahead I wish more ponies would come down here anyways."

"I gave you the basement for your privacy, if you want I could set up my gym equipment down here so we can bond more."

"I'd like that."

"Still not giving you beer yet." I said.

"Damn."

The Cold Crystal Empire

The Cold Crystal Empire

I was sitting on the train the babies were crying and I was the one who had Cobbler in my arms just bobbing him up and down. "Shh, it's okay buddy. We're just going to see uncle Shining, Aunt Cadence and your new cousin." AJ was still a bit upset at me but Tia explained and she simmered down a lot. The babies were eight months old by now and are growing their own personalities. Cupcake is nice and quiet, she gets along well with Fluttershy, but she loves a game of peak-a-boo. Surprise is a lot like Pinkie when she was a foal, and she loves her stuffy. Her stuffy is a stuffed animal that Aunt Luna got Surprise and she can never go anywhere without it. It's a stuffed ursa minor and it's enchanted to change star patterns depending on what time of day it is. Popper was a bit of an unknown at this time, he loved to explore but he almost is always with Cobbler. Speaking of Cobbler, he is a biter. He loves to just chew on things to gum them up. That's why we keep spare pacifiers on our bodies at all times.

Finally there is Applejack's little girl, Tart. Apple Tart was as sweet as a button, she loved to be with her mommies, Pinkie and AJ especially. Because Pinkie is funny and AJ will coddle her. Scootaloo and Spike were a hell of a lot of help, they helped us destress after the babies wear themselves out. Rainbow and Fluttershy were more patient than saints, and I always commend them for it, with Rainbow I gave her the good stuff........ For Fluttershy I gave her back and belly rubs. Rainbow was also incredibly pissed that she couldn't fly anymore. The doctors told her that she would injure the baby if she did.

When we stepped off the train everyone was so excited to see the new baby. The guards were ready to escort us to the palace and Luna had arrived the night before to help Cadence and Armor relax. "Damn it's cold up here." I said while holding Cobbler.

"Watch your language around the kids." Twilight scolded me.

"It's not like they can understand what I'm saying." I replied.

"That may be true but they will be learning soon, it's better to get off that habit now before they learn it." She said.

"You and your pension for teaching the children at an early age."

"It worked for Spike."

"Whom you never thought of being family until several months ago." I retorted.

"I have been doing my best to make that up to him. I've been spending more one on one time with him, though yes I do admit that I should have done something much earlier." Twilight said while holding Popper.

"No one's perfect." I said. The guards let us ride in a carriage while we changed the babies into warmer clothes. "I thought it was supposed to be nice and sunny out here today."

"It was, but the Empire is so far to the north that a rouge snowstorm could blow in and they'd be defenseless against it." Rainbow said and all the girls looked at her. "You all keep forgetting that I'm a part of the weather team back in Ponyville, it's sort of required to know these things." She said.

"I don't think that's it." Tia said. "Mickey's right, and so is Dash. I feel like there's something else at work here."

We soon arrived at the palace and we arrived in the hall where Armor was pacing. "Hey bro, you alright?" I asked.

"No I'm not." He said. "Can I talk to you alone Mickey?"

"Ummm, sure." I said and handed Cobbler over to Tia, and walked with Armor. "What's going on?"

"It's Flurry, she's an alicorn." He said. "Her magic is getting out of control, she's been causing this crazy weather patterns. Cadence has been thinking putting a inhibitor ring on her to calm it down. I don't want to do that to my baby, but I would have no choice."

"Shining, look do you what have to, but think about if it would hurt her."

"It shouldn't but when she gets over it we'll take it off when she gets more in control." Armor said.

I gave him a hug, "It'll work out."

"How do you do it?" Armor asked.

"Have a hell of a lot of patience." I said as we walked back.

Armor talked to Cadence and they put the inhibitor ring on her horn, that caused the clouds overhead to pass by. Flurry got a lot calmer from the ring after she met her new cousins. Surprise and Cobbler started to nom on her wings and Flurry was curious about that she looked at Surprise's wings and was looked at her mommy. She started to throw a tissy and Cadence picked her up and bounce her. "Flurry has been confused about her wing and horn size since she has seen other foals."

"Do you think that we should shrink them so that she'll be able to fit in?" Armor suggested.

"I think we should, and when she starts to really grow we'll increase the sizes while she sleeps." Cadence said.

"Normally I wouldn't condone something like this to a child, but I honestly think it could really help her. She won't be labeled as a freak, so you're saving a lot of trouble." I said.

"Yes, I must agree. It's very shocking and the magic is too powerful." Twilight said.

"Actually to tell you the truth, I'm still pregnant." Cadence said. "This is a changeling."

"Then why is she an alicorn?" Tia asked. "Why did you take her in to begin with?"

"She's a changeling queen, and we found her on our balcony one night." Shining said.

"Normally we would have gotten her tossed out on her tail, but when we looked into those innocent little eyes. We just had to help her, she never did anything wrong." Cadence said. "The reason she's an alicorn is because of my magic, she attached to me and we had an artist draw up an redition of what a child between the two of us would look like and had her shift into that."

"Then why all the deception?" Twilight asked.

"You know our history with the changelings, but this is a chance to start over. You forgave Starlight after she took your cutie marks away, maybe we could do the same." Shining said holding Flurry.

"It does make sense." Pinkie said. "You just announced that you were pregnant like what 6 weeks ago?"

"Yeah, trust me and Pinkie you cannot have been pregnant and given birth that damn fast, alicorn or not you haven't experienced the pain of childbirth." Applejack said and Pinkie agreed.

"Let's just have a nice visit and let the babies get to know each other." I said. "I'll watch over them." Needless to say I was in for one long ass night.

Author's Note

MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! well I'm back, with a vengence and I'm not gonna break until I reach over 100,000 words. I had hit such a writers block but when I saw those views and likes just keep going up I knew I couldn't give up. I had gone over this chapter several times (90) but who keeps count? Anyways, thank you. You guys are what help me continue this story, I know I need an editor. But I could really just use some support right now.

The Warm Embrace of Family

Author's Note

Okay so I'm back on the writing train and I see no brakes in the future, but the one thing is that I changed Emerald's name to Cupcake. It was mostly because I thought it would fit better, I was a bit skeptical at first about it because it was a blantant rip off of Mrs. Cake's name but I felt a lot more comfortable after juggling it in my head a bit more, the small story behind this is that Pinkie named the Cakes the Godfather and Godmother of her children and asked to name one of her children after Mrs. Cake. They were honored and accepted.

The Warm Embrace of Family

Like I had said earlier I had no idea what I was getting my ass into. Flurry was busy carrying Tart and Surprise into the air above my head. Newborns should not do that secret changeling or not. I finally got them down off the roof, Flurry started to sneeze and instead of magic bursting through the roof she only gave off a few sparks. She could still fly and that was a problem, I didn't have wings and what if she fell? I'd be liable. I was busy trying to get her off until a raspberry colored magic aura surrounded her in a bubble and brought her back down into Twilight's arms. "I'd figured you'd need some help." She said.

"How'd you find out?" I asked with the other two in my arms and set them to crawl around.

"My B.B.B.F.F. and Foalsitter had trouble raising me. They need help with raising their own child, they are both extremely stressed. Now I know that you do your absolute best to help provide for us, but I know that this is a bit too much for just one pony."

"Person." I corrected automatically. "Yes I do." I admitted.

Twilight walked over to me with Flurry in her arms. "Now come on Flurry, you gotta be good for Uncle Mickey and Auntie Twily." She tickled the baby's pudgy belly and Flurry laughed.

"How can a baby changling manipulate the weather?"

"She's a baby changeling queen, they're just as rare as alicorn babies." Twilight said placing Flurry with the others. "They are just as well versed in magic as alicorn babies and they can have magic fluctuations just as powerful as alicorn foals. It's said that changelings have been distantly related from the wendigos." Flurry tried flapping up but Twilight brought her back down.

"Do you think that they'll ever tell Flurry where she came from?" I asked Twilight.

"I think they will."

"Do you think that it was Chrysalis that dropped Flurry off?" I asked.

"It's a possibilty, there are many different changeling hives throughout Equestria. I wouldn't know." Twilight shrugged. "I'm sorry."

"It's fine, it was just a question." I said as hugged her.

She looked at me and I looked back at her. "Do you think I could do it?" She asked.

"Do what?" I asked.

"Be a mother, do you really think I could be the mother of a foal?"

"Twilight, you a an incredibly smart and talented young mare. I love you and I have no doubt that you could be a excellent mother." I kissed her on the cheek. "One thing though."

"Yes?" She asked.

"Let's wait until the ones that are in diapers are out of diapers. I don't want to be building any more cribs." I said.

"Deal." Twilight said and kissed me. I kissed her back briefly before turning back to the kids. "I love you." She said.

"I love you too super genius." I said.

The babies played with their raddles and pacifiers and we just stared at them while they played making sure that they were alright.

**********

The other parents were in the other room, in the royal bath house they were all relaxing in the sauna. "This is the life." Tia sighed.

"I agree." Rarity said the others all moaned in pleasure.

Shining had a blindfold on. "I hate this."

"Sorry only one pony can see the goods. That pony is Mickey." AJ said while fanning herself.

"Don't worry Shiny, I promise to give you all the love you could want when we get back." Cadence said.

"You better keep that promise." Armor pouted and his wife kissed him on the cheek. That made him unfold his arms, he leaned back and enjoyed the sauna. "I love Flurry but she can just drive us up the wall."

"Welcome to parenthood Armor." Rainbow said. "We have a meeting every Wednesday so that the little ones can get to know each other."

"Oh HA HA. Pick on the new parent Rainbow Crash." Shining quipped back.

"You're lucky I'm pregnant or I would sock you in the arm." Rainbow said cuddling Fluttershy.

"Where is Zecora?" Cadence asked.

"She, Spike, and Scootaloo decided to stay at home and get to know one another, Zecora was really interested in playing videogames with Spike." Fluttershy answered.

"I swear I may love Mickey but he brought a giant pile of laziness with him when he came into this world." Tia sighed. "He pushed the videogame market ahead by decades, now all these Neightendos Wii U and The Ponystation 4's, and the Xbux one's. I have absolutely no idea where he gets these ideas from."

"From what I heard he said that his race was more technologically advanced then ours, he wouldn't go into detail but he said that necessity is the mother of invention." Rarity said. "But that gives us a very well off bank account for the kids college funds."

"If we have all this money then why does Mickey still work?" Applejack asked.

"Mickey is a lot like you AJ dear. He feels like he just can't sit around and do nothing, he's used to working to get what he wants." Rarity explained.

"I wonder how he's doing with the kids right now?" Pinkie said aloud.

**********

"Twilight if I don't make it tell the herd that I love them." I said.

"I have the upmost faith in you darling." Twilight kissed me on the cheek and handed me a diaper. "Now go change Popper."

I lifted my child up and stared at his diaper."Seriously Popper how much do you eat?" I asked while carrying him over to the changing table in the playroom. He was busy sucking on his binkie but he giggled nonetheless. I slowly pulled the straps off the diaper and pulled his legs and tail out trying my best to avoid the huge stink bomb that he had left in the padded article of disposable clothing. I quickly pulled the diaper out from underneath him and disposed of it. I wiped underneath his tail to get the remainder of the brown butt mud and threw that away as well. I applied the talcum powder to keep him from getting a rash and strapped a new diaper to his body. I put a new onesie on him that said 'I stop the party.' It was made and designed by both Mommy and Mama Rarity. I put him back into the main playroom and requested for the next little one in need of a diaper change. She then handed Cuppy over to me and I repeated the process. Cupcake's favorite mama is Fluttershy, in fact Cupcake beat mama Shy in a game of shh. So Flutters lost her place as world champion, though I don't really think that she had that to begin with. I tickled Cuppy's little pudgy belly and she gave off a cute little giggle, her cream colored mane and tail had a sligh poof in them but were mostly straight. It was the perfect hair combo between Pinkie's and my own. I put her in a new onesie and brought her out of the changing area and back into the main room where I saw a miracle happening before my very eyes.

Popper was trying to stand up, and walk towards me. I handed Cuppy to Twilight and held my hands out. "Come on come to daddy." Popper giggled and held his hands out while taking nervous steps towards me. He was sucking on his binkie but he knew what he wanted. Twilight was quiet as she saw what was going on, Popper finally fell into my hands and I held him up. "What a good boy!" I said while picking him up. "You're just like your mommy, always active." Popper just squealed in excitement. Pinkie came up and informed us that it was time for supper and that they had set up highchairs for the children. My herdmates came in and took our children while Cadence picked Flurry off the ground.

"I trust that Flurry didn't give you much trouble?" She asked.

"Only for the bit that she was flying around until this miracle worker came in." I motioned to Twilight.

"That's just like her putting other's before herself." Cadence said.

"That's why I love them." I said while following Cadence out to the dining room.

The Boys Are Back In Town.

The Boys Are Back In Town.

Have you ever heard of the expression like dominos? No, let me explain it to you. It's my take on a chain reaction, like dominos one will fall right after the other. Popper was the first one to be on his feet and running around, which made the others want to play follow the leader. See my dilemma here? The thing is that it seems that Popper is the only one who inherited his birth mother's uniqueness. I swear I put him down in the playpen for a few seconds and when I turn around he's gone. I went investigating and he wound up in the laundry hamper. I don't know how that happened but I'm going to find out.

Fluttershy and Rainbow were at 9 months and had their appointments today. I was competely stressed and I had gotten nowhere with my inventions as of late. I got up after putting all the little ones down for their nap. I went into the kitchen and opened the fridge to grab a cold beer.

"You know you're not supposed to have those in the afternoon." Tia's voice said.

"Yeah I know, but I just put all the kids down for a nap by myself. I think I deserve to destress." I said twisting the cap off.

"Fair enough, I just don't want the little ones getting into your alcohol." Tia said.

"I understand but it's times like these that I wish I had my friends living in equestria." I said.

"Your bandmates?"

"We were more than that, we were brothers. To say that we were friends was undercutting it."

"Could you say that your friendship was.....magic?" Tia said.

"That pun was bad and you should feel bad."

"You're right."

"But seriously, we weren't friends we were brothers. We were much closer than that." I sipped my beer.

"You obviously feel very strongly about this."

"You literally cannot repeat the bond we had. We could read each other's minds at some points." I said while finishing my beer.

**********

While that was being said a certain god of chaos was listening in. "Hmm, I wonder....." He then smirked as he was twirling his goatee in his eagle claw. "They did have that quite chaotic mural on the side of the mountain." He then smirked and snapped his fingers.

**********

Meanwhile on earth, Jackal was suffering through his tutoring lessons. It was hard to find someone that Jackal wouldn't bite if they came too close. They settled on a female tutor that could understand Jackal, even though he was off on feral tangents 50% of the time. She understood how he communicated, in fact it was how he was able to play drums so well. He heard the beat in things that not everyone could hear. Jackal listened to the forest and spent a lot of time in the woods he provided a beat to the sounds around him and his tutor picked up on that.

Luke was busy daydreaming, about a certain stallion that he hooked up with in Equestria. He had a stupid grin plastered on his face when ever he did daydream, no one would have ever know about it had Mickey not pointed it out. Bogeden smacked Luke on the head and gave him some water. "Fuck dude!" Luke yelled.

"You're not going to get over this if you keep on daydreaming about it." Bogeden pointed out in his thick Russian accent, then he sipped his beer.

"You and Mickey have a bad habit of drinking a lot before noon." Luke said.

"Shut up." Bogeden said. "Besides how do you know Mickey is drinking right now? He's in another dimension."

"Whenever my scar from when he smacked me with a pool cue starts itching I know he's doing something stupid." Luke said.

"I still don't get the correlation between that and Mickey personally."

"I learned not to question it." Luke said.

"Whatever." Bogeden leaned back in his chair. "I do miss him though."

"Mickey was responsible for 90% of the shit we got into. Why would you miss him?"

"Because those times were fun. The night we busted you out of jail with a monster truck? His idea."

"Okay that was fun." Luke said. "Still I can't help but miss him a bit."

"I wish there was some way to visit Equestria from time to time." Jackal said as his tutor left.

"That would be pretty handy, and think about it. He probably misses us too." Bogeden said.

"What if I said that I could help you with that?" A new voice added.

Bogeden went underneath the couch and pulled out a Spas-12 shotgun. "WHO SAID THAT?"

"Please relax." Discord appeared. "No need for violence."

Bogeden visibly relaxed and lowered the shotgun. "What are you doing here Discord? Shouldn't you be in Equestria?"

"Yes that is true, but our mutual friend has been feeling, how you say. Down in the dumps." The spirit of chaos explained.

"Who, Mickey?" Jackal asked while drinking some tea.

"Exactly my semi-feral friend. More importantly he misses you guys." Discord said.

"Well he did spend a lot of his life with us. It's not something that you could easily forget, especially all the crazy things we've done." Luke said.

"Yeah, but you said you could help us Discord." Bogeden asked. "I thought that we couldn't stay in equestria for long or else we would corrupt the balance of magic or something like that." He put the shotgun back under the couch.

"I may have stretched the truth on that little bit." Discord lamented. "While it is true that you could upset how Equestria evolves, technology wise. You could theoretically stay for a few days before having to come back to Earth, but I'd really rather not test that theory, I may be the spirit of chaos. But I don't want to destroy Equestria."

"So how long could we stay?" Luke asked.

"Safely? One, maybe Two days per month. Stretching it would be from three to five days." Discord explained.

"So one or two days in another dimension without any harmful consequences?" Jackal asked.

"But how come Mickey can stay?" Bogeden asked.

"Because he was injured and the hospital used equestrian magic to heal him." Discord explained. "If equestrian magic started to leak into a dimensional plane where no magic had been before, the results would be disastrous. For me, I can go wherever chaos is available which means almost anywhere, but this is a great place to recharge my batteries. The chaos here is like a charging station for me, I soak it up and leave benefitting everyone in the process."

"How is it beneficial?" Jackal asked.

"You guys haven't set off any nukes yet have you?" Discord said. "My point exactly, but I digress are you guys in or not?"

The group of looked at each other and then grinned evilly. "Let's raise some hell in Equestria." Jackal said.

**********

I was sitting, rocking Popper back to sleep after he pooped himself awake from his nap. "There, there little buddy." I finally got him back to sleep and threw my shirt into the laundry as I helped Pinkie with it, I looked to my wife. "I still don't get how you're so good at the laundry."

"Well I'm a baker and with my crazy antics I've stained my clothes much too often than I'd like to admit. So I had to learn how to clean those clothes, a little apple vinegar and soap will do the trick." Pinkie said.

"You seem almost relatively normal right now Pinkie." I commented while helping her.

"It's the kids, I knew that Pound and Pumpkin cake were going to be tough but having my own just drained the energy right out of me." Pinkie said.

"Kids will do that, have you been eating any better?"

"Yup, doc said I should be back on a regular diet after in a week." Pinkie but the clothes in the washing machine and turned it on.

I took Pinkie and held her close, I kissed her. "I love you my pink party pony."

Pinkie kissed back. "I love you too honey bunny." We stayed like that until the door bell rang.

"I'll get it." I sighed, I walked to the door and opened it with my eyes closed. "Yes?"

"Surprise." I heard a thick Russian accent say and I opened my eyes to see my closest friends all standing in front of my doorstep. "Did you miss us?"

Author's Note

Sorry guys, April was very busy for me and I needed some R&R. I'm currently trying to get over a cold and I had prom a few days back. But otherwise, I'm back. More or less.

Anarchy Reigns

Oh how I missed this. The sweet smell of destruction, to quote Jackal's favorite movie quote. "I LOVE THE SMELL OF NAPALM IN THE MORNING!"

We were riding in an empty field, because the guys were stupid enough to bring the two dirt bikes and Sand Rail and we were tearing shit up. Now did I skirt on my duties as a father, a little. Were my wives going to be pissed with me? Incredibly, was it worth it? Every second.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!" Jackal cackled as he flew overhead on his dirt bike. He always did like taking to the sky. Now I feel the need to make some hills and trails in the empty fields that I owned. I can do that later, right now I was having the time of my life with my best friends again.

I was grinning like the Joker on ecstasy because right now nothing to stop my fun.......until Celestia appeared in front of the Sand Rail and I had to stomp on the brakes. I looked at her like she grew a second pair of tits. "Are you insane!?"

"I could be asking you the same thing." Celestia said with her arms crossed.

"You always take the fun out of everything." I pouted while in the dune buggy.

"And you are a father, you can't go goofing off whenever you feel like it." Tia pointed out.

"Yeah well I was stressed, and the guys are only here for a few days." I retorted.

"Speaking of which, how did you all get back in Equestria? I thought that you only had the one time thing." Celestia asked Luke who was in the passenger seat.

"Discord found a loophole." Luke said. "We can stay for a two or three days at the most without upsetting the balance of things."

"Makes sense." Tia said then turned back to me. "Why didn't you at least wait until you had some free time before going out and goofing off?"

"Because dirt bikes." I replied, needless to say that she wasn't amused. "And no you can't have any."

"Just get back inside before I sic Pinkamena on you." Tia threatened.

"You wouldn't dare." I said.

"I've been very stressed signing over the rule to Luna, dealing with snotty nobles, and have been handling five screaming babies." Tia walked around the vehicle and got right in my face. "Try. Me."

I looked to my friends. "Could you guys help?"

Luke then smirked and kicked me out, got in the drivers seat and said. "Not our kids, not our problem." He shifted the vehicle into drive and took off with the others laughing the whole time.

I got up and dusted myself off. "JACKASSES!" I yelled at them and started to walk back to the house with Tia until a 1970 Chevrolet El Camino pulled up next to us with Bogeden at the wheel, Jackal in the passenger and Luke in the back.

"Get in the vack." He said.

I helped Tia into the back of the car and sat next to her across from Luke and stared at him. Then he said. "Dick."

"Bitch." I replied to him, I tapped on the back of the glass and Bogeden started to drive back to my house. "Where'd you put the bikes and Rail?" I asked.

"Discord said to leave them in a place and said that he would take care of them." Luke shrugged. "I don't know why he has such an interest in us."

"Discord is the physical embodiment of chaos. You guys are very alike with him." Celestia explained. "You all naturally tear up things, but leave it in a repairable state. Your sense of chaos appeals to him so he brought you over so he could cause chaos but not be directly responsible."

"How would you know all of that?" Luke questioned.

"My husband is one of your best friends, he tends to think out loud and tell us stories from time to time." Celestia said as she enjoyed the ride.

"Mickey never could keep his mouth shut." Luke sighed.

"You could never keep that dick trap you call an anus shut either." I shot back. "You're lucky you don't have an STD." I looked to the side and saw the clock tower. Then I had an idea. "Hey Tia. Do you know whether the clock tower is in use or not?"

Celestia looked at the clock tower. "I don't know, you may have to ask the mayor. Why?"

"Because I have a wicked idea." I smirked and looked at Luke. Then he instantly shook his head.

"No."

"Why not?"

"It's too much work." Luke said.

"I know someone, she's a DJ. She could hook us up with the good stuff."

"I'll give you that, but there's still the expenses."

"I'm married to a princess." I started to grin.

"We still need permission." Luke sighed again.

"That wasn't a no~" I sang.

"Shut up." Luke said as we arrived in front of my house. I got out and helped Tia out of the back of the Camino. Luke jumped down and whistled. "You got pretty lucky here Mick."

"Nah I just invented a few things that came from earth. I had them patented, except for the seatbelt." I shrugged.

"Of course you did." Luke said as all five of us went inside. With the guys help we calmed down the five screaming children. I was busy bouncing Cobbler in my lap while Luke had Cupcake. "You're not bad at being a father Mickey."

"Is that the closest thing I'm going to get to a compliment from you?" I asked.

"Better cherish it." Luke replied.

Popper was busy doing his disappearing act but with Jackal on his tail, he was going to get worn out quick with a semi-feral friend. Which means that Popper was out of it in 15 minutes. Jackal put him down in his crib, "He is wild." Jackal said.

"Coming from you? That is saying something." I said to him. Bogeden was busy singing a Russian folk song to the other two.

"I noticed that some of your children have heterochromia, are there any other traits they got from you?" Bogeden asked.

"Their toes." I said.

"That's oddly specific." Luke said.

"Yeah I know." I said as we put the rest of the kids down to sleep. The guys followed me into the kitchen and Jackal started to help Spike with the food for dinner. "Would you guys mind staying for dinner?" I asked them.

"I could go for a bite to eat." Luke said.

"No complaints from me." Bogeden added.

"Can't wait to see what type of equestrian cuisine they have." Jackal said.

The girls got home from their jobs soon after and were greeted by the shock of my best friends playing darts in the living room. I soon explained to them how they were here and let them sit down.

**********

"So then I heard Mickey call out my name." Luke said. "He told me that the guys had a plan to bust me out. The next thing I know is that I hear a engine rev up and the brick wall comes crashing down. I see these two dipshits in the back and Mickey is at the wheel of a goddamn monster truck."

"So then I yelled, C'mon jackass we're either gonna take ya or we're gonna leave ya." I said. "Either way something is gonna get run over."

Then everyone started to laugh Tia sighed. "You guys committed a crime so you could get your friend out of jail?"

"I'm not saying that it was right or justified. But yeah." I said to my wives.

"Never change honey. Never change." Twilight said.

Author's Note

Sorry it took so long to get this chapter out. I'm probably going to end this story about around 100,000 words. Hopefully I'll be featured on something by then but until then. Enjoy!

Concert Of The Century.........Set Up.

Concert Of The Century.........Set Up.

So with the guys over here for another day I asked them to get their instruments and set up in my basement. Luke and Bogeden were tuning up their Guitar and Bass in that respective order and Jackal asked. "Why do we have these here for?"

"Mickey has an idea." Luke said.

"Uh-oh." Jackal said.

"You guys just keep warming up." I said to them. "I've got to go meet someone."

"Yeah yeah." Bogeden said while I left.

**********

Zecora joined me on my escapades in town. Well when I say that I really mean that there was just a few things that I needed to do and Zecora joined me because she needed to gather some herbs for the pregnant ones. More specifically Rainbow Dash, she may be tough but she just cannot handle the kicks of little Firefly. She kept saying that the baby inside of her was going to be able to kick some serious ass. Then she apologized to Cranky Doodle who was standing behind us in the check-out line. I digress, while my zebra wife was looking at the herbs I went to the music store to find a certain white mare with electric blue two toned hair. I entered the record store with Octavia standing at the counter. "Hello Mickey nice to see you again. My apologies for not being able to make the wedding. Vinyl just wasn't up to it."

"No that's fine, how's she doing by the way?" I asked the gray cellist.

"Much better, she up in the recording studio right now helping an up and coming band with their first album." She smiled. "I'm glad she decided to make the jump from DJ to Record Studio. Not only is it much more stable but it keeps her out of danger."

"Yeah what happened about that?" I asked.

"Rabid fan snuck a knife into one of her concerts, they got close and stabbed her. She was in the hospital for a few months." Octavia shriveled. "I thought I was going to lose her, after she recovered she listened to me and stopped being a DJ, she still does stuff locally because it's Ponyville and the closest thing we have to being that crazy is Screwloose, Pinkie Pie, and Discord."

"That's true." I agreed with her. "Do you think that Vinyl would be able to set up a sound system for something special?"

"Why don't you just ask me yourself?" I heard the voice of the mare I was talking about.

I turned to greet Vinyl and hugged her. "Hey Pon-3."

Vinyl socked me in the arm after she returned the hug. "Douche."

I rubbed my arm. "Yeah that's me." I smiled as three teenage colts walked out of the store in black clothing. I looked at them and noticed the details and smirked.

"What's so funny?" Vinyl asked.

"What was the name of the band that you were recording for?"

"What? I don't know, something to do with a color or something."

So there's a pony version of the band Green Day. I better not use any of their songs then. I thought to myself. "I need you to hook me up with your signature speakers." I told Vinyl.

"Where at?" The Mare asked.

"The clock tower. I'm gonna convert it into an epic stage for a concert me and my friends are going to perform at."

"That might be the dumbest or most genius thing you've ever done."

"The dumbest thing I've ever done is open that can of whoop-ass. It started to punch me in the face immediately." I told her and she started to laugh.

"I'll get you hooked up. But you gotta get the okay from the Mayor."

"Thanks. I appreciate it." I said and left the store heading to the Mayor's office, a.k.a. my place of work. I walked up to my boss and looked at her.

"What do you want Mickey?" She asked.

"How did you know I wanted something?"

"Zecora told me that you get a stupid grin on your face when you want something."

"Shit now I gotta rethink my strategy. How do you know Zecora?"

"She is on the council board, she brings diversity and snickerdoodles every friday night." The Mayor said. "Now what do you want?"

"I wanna turn the clock tower into a concert stage, but I need ownership of the place." I put bluntly.

"Well I actually have been considering taking it down." The Mayor said.

"We could turn the base of the clock into a rec hall and the clock tower into a stage." I said. "That way we can get more public flow in and out of it. Plus it will give bands a place to perform."

"It is the highest point in Ponyville besides the top of town hall." The Mayor put her fist underneath her chin.

"I'll sweeten the deal, I'll personally fund the remodeling and anything that the utilities cost as well."

"You don't make that much though."

"In this job? No, with my inventions I make billions." I said.

"Then why do you keep working?" She asked.

"I can't just sit around and do nothing with my life. Even if I push papers, I'm not ready to retire just yet." I told her.

"That makes sense in a round-a-bout way."

"So do we have a deal?" I asked my boss while holding out my hand.

"Deal." She shook my hand, I went to leave when she pulled me back. "If it's fine with your wives, I'd like to see what exactly you're packing under those pants of yours. My daughter just moved out and I've been feeling a bit lonely." She winked at me. I grew flush with a red color in my face.

"I'll see you two weeks from now." I said. "I'm taking a mini-vacation." I damn near flew out of there.

**********

When I got back to my house and down in the basement the guys looked at me. "Are you alright?" Luke asked.

"Yeah just fine, which song are we doing first?"

"Machine Head by Bush."

We finished up the song practice and the guys were fading. Luke looked at me. "You asshole, you knew this would happen."

I rolled my eyes. "Next month is not that far away." I held my microphone. "So screw you."

Luke flipped me off as they faded away. "We'll be back."

"Sure thing Terminator."

Side Chapter: Mickey's Teaching Experience.

Author's Note

Please note that this chapter will contain some views about religion, they are solely my own and I do not discriminate against anyone who thinks otherwise.

Side Chapter: Mickey's Teaching Experience.

To say that today would be a good day would be an understatement. I was the guest of honor at Scootie's school this month and I finally had enough time in my schedule to go to her school house and spend the day with her. I call her my little Scootie because Dash calls her Squirt.

"Dad? Are we almost ready?" Scootaloo asked with her backpack on. "Sweetie Belle and Apple Bloom are waiting for us."

"I'M IN THE WORKSHOP!" I yelled to her up above. "DON'T FORGET YOUR BREAKFAST!"

"Twilight already got me fed." Scootaloo said as she came down into the workshop and stared at her scooter. "What are you doing with my scooter!?!!?" She asked hysterically.

"I'm improving it." I said casually.

"That generally doesn't bode well all the time. Remember when you 'improved' the washing machine?"

I rolled my eyes. "It's not my fault that it turned into a sentient time machine and went to go fight in a galactic war."

"We had to hand wash our clothes for a week before the insurance company found a claim for us." Scootaloo said.

"I could have bought another one but we're saving up for your and your siblings college fund." I told her. "Besides what I did to your scooter is a lot less worse."

"So what did you do?" She asked.

"I made it a bit more aerodynamic, a bit heavier, and made it out of metal to be more durable."

"Why would you make it heavier?" She asked.

"You use your wings to push yourself along right?"

"Yeah?"

"It can help strengthen your wing muscles, more effort means more exercise, and more exercise means that your wings will get stronger and stronger until you can lift yourself off the ground." I smirked.

"R-Really?" She asked.

"I see the way you look at mom in the sky having a blast with her tricks." I said. "I know you want to be up there with her. But baby steps first, can go a long way much later. Now come on, we wouldn't want to be late."

**********

I had Applebloom, Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo in tow with me on the way to the school house.

"Mickey, you do know that you're going to be the teacher today right?" Applebloom asked.

"Yeah." I said.

"So do you have a lesson plan?" Sweetie Belle asked.

"I'm more of an interactive teacher."

"So what does that mean?" Scootaloo asked.

"It means more discussing and less assignments." I said.

"So no writing things down?" Applebloom asked.

"Look girls, it may seem impossible but I was in school just as you were not so long ago. I LOATHED assignments, so I'll go easy on you kids."

"Thank Faust." Scootaloo said.

"Who?" I asked.

"She's the pony who created the universe." Applebloom said. "Didn't they teach you that in school?"

"No. That what church was for, not really a fan of it. Though I did meet god once."

"Who's god?" Sweetie asked.

"The guy who created my universe and all of the multiverse." I said. "I met him on a train, that or he was a crazy ass hobo. Either way I don't know." The kids ran into the class as Cheerilee met me outside the building.

"Do you know what you're going to talk about?" The school teacher asked me.

"I was going to take some questions and give some answers, delve into some of the culture of different humans and so on."

"Okay good. If you need any help just ask." She smiled and led me in. "Good morning class!"

"Good morning Ms. Cheerilee." The students replied as if they had practiced that.

"Today we have a special guest with us today. He is Equestria's only human and he will be your guest teacher for today!" She smiled and the kids looked on. "So if you will. Mr. Young you have the floor."

I stood up. "Thank you." I grabbed a piece of chalk and wrote on the board. "My name is Michael Frank Young. You may call me Mr. Young for today, and today I will be teaching you all the things I know about humans." I wrote my name and the word Humans on the board and underlined it twice. "Are there any questions that you would like to ask?" I said and a little girl raised her hand. "Yes miss?"

"Twisth." She said and I looked to Cheerilee.

"Her name is Peppermint Twist, she has braces so it's hard for her to speak." She whispered to me.

"Yes, Miss Twist?" I said.

"What are humansth like?"

"That's a very good question. Let me ask you something. Do you have a cutie mark?"

"Yesh."

"Does anypony else have the same mark as you?"

She scratched her head for a bit then shook her head. "No."

"You see Miss Twist. There is a phrase that humans like to use, no two people are alike."

"What does that mean?" Another student asked.

"What it means is that no matter how you look at a person and how you look at another person, even if they seem so similar, they will never be the same." The kids awed at that. Then one kid raised her hand. "Yes?"

"Do humans get cutie marks?" She asked.

"Nope." I said and everyone looked at me.

"It isn't polite to lie to children Mr. Young." Cheerilee said.

"I'm not lying." I said plainly.

"Then how do you know what you want to be or want to do?" Cheerilee asked.

"You gotta find that out for yourself, see the thing with humans is that there is no set of instructions that we're given when we start out in life. We don't get cutie marks which means that one person could go their entire life without knowing what they were meant to do." I said. "But occasionally there is a thing that people come to realize that they know how to do it and that they love to do it. Which brings up another phrase from humans. Do what you love, don't love what you do. Can anyone explain to me what that means?"

"It means that even though the thing you love to do may seem weird or crazy that you shouldn't let anypony shoot you down because you like to do it." Scootaloo said.

The rest of the day was filled with more questions and more answers and then there was recess. I stood outside watching the kids play then two little girls came up to me. "Excuse me Mr. Young?" I looked down to see a pink filly and a gray filly.

"Yes?"

"If humans don't get cutie marks then have you figured out what you love to do?" The pink filly named Diamond Tiara asked.

"That's a good question, and to be honest with you. I don't know, I love my life as is right now. I don't care what anypony thinks is wrong with me. I like me, and that's all that matters. Does that answer your question?"

"Yeah I think so. You're Scootaloo's dad right?"

"Yes."

"I want to apologize to her and her friends."

"Why's that?"

"Because I've been a bully to them and what you just said made me realize that I shouldn't let what anypony thinks of me be what defines me as a pony."

"Trouble at home?" I asked.

"Yeah." She sighed.

"Talk to your teacher, she's there to help."

"Thanks."

"You're welcome sweetheart." I patted her head and she went to go apologize after that the rest of the day went smoothly and we got out soon after.

Cheerilee looked at me. "You're so good with the kids."

"Ah well, I'm a child at heart."

"You should be a teacher full time."

"There's a lot of things I could be and there's a lot of things I would be, but I wouldn't be me if I were anything else."

"You're welcome to come back at anytime if you want to teach again, just let me know ahead of time."

"No problem. I'll see you around." I took Scootie with me and headed home.

Another day another offer.

My life is by no means perfect, hell if it was perfect I'd be the next Rocky Balboa. I'd be on top of the world as the greatest heavyweight boxer in existence, if only that was the case. I'm Mickey Young, I lost my parents in a car accident and was orphaned, both my parents were single children with their parents already dead. Fuck you too life, I never liked you anyways. I'm stuck in a world that isn't my own, this world is called Equestria and I hate the hell out of it. I wound up here from a car crash that's fucked up. I lose my parents in a car crash then I lost my entire world in a car crash. My car came with me though on the upside, right now that's the only upside I can find.

When I arrived I was admitted to the hospital I recovered pretty slowly I was 6'3 and 220 shoulder-length brown hair and one brown eye and one green. It's called heterochromia, a disorder where I have different colored eyes. I was given a physical when I did recover, so many tests and so many samples. The one sample that stood out among the rest was my sperm sample due to me having more X chromosomes than that of a regular stallion, I was sent to Canterlot to for further studies. They asked about the heterochromia and I told them it was a recessive trait. Then they asked what a recessive trait was, in all honesty that should have been the first red flag, the first noticeable red flag is when they gave me magic viagra that not only kept me stiff for hours on end, made me ejaculate more often, and made me even bigger.

Needless to say I was beyond pissed, I nearly murdered a person. I apologized and was luckily enough for the man to not press charges. The princesses arrived on scene and gave the the offer of becoming a 'breeder'. I told them that I'd rather live in the woods, so I did. That brings you to the present. I'm currently living in the Everfree forest, it's the closest thing to home that I'll ever find. I woke up to the sound of a screeching Falcon named Hawkeye.

"Shut up Hawkeye I'm up." I grumbled. I currently live in a huge ass tree I carved from the outside in. It was styled a lot like Twilight's library, I go there sometimes to check out a book anyways. "Quit screeching in my ears or I'm going to make scrambled eggs again." Hawkeye was a female. I was surrounded by a lot of animals, it was a deal I made after scaring off the local Timberwolf pack. That action had also earned me citizenship in Ponyville. There were my Squirrel friends that I named Chip and Dale. There were other animal friends and I sometimes invite Fluttershy out to my house. I know that she's not bold enough to make a move on me. In turn she brings me some seeds for my garden.

"Note to self, return AJ's garden tools." I mumbled while getting out of the bed I stole from the castle of the two sisters. In my opinion they deserve it. The garden tools I borrowed were another story.

*****

"Hey AJ you mind if I borrow your garden tools?" I asked politely when I found her kicking trees.

"Naw ah don' mind but ah wan' somethin' out of it." She said taking a break.

"What exactly do you want out of it?" I asked.

"A good time." She wiggled her eyebrows. I knew what she was implicating and I didn't want any of it.

"Maybe I'll go ask Fluttershy." I started to walk away and she grabbed my wrist.

"Ah didn't say you could walk away." She said.

"I did, now let go." I warned.

"Nope."

"Final warning."

"I've been waiting to get my hands on you and your stuff for a while now." She grinned I wasn't about to be a pushover, I gave her a warning. I decked her so hard it knocked out one of her teeth. When Big Mac stomped around I explained to him what happened while AJ came around.

"I should've asked you first Mac." I said while walking off with the tools.

*****

"I need to start my exercises." I said while walking downstairs. I opened the door to find more letters of adoration. I took the time to sort through them.

"Ditzy, The spa sisters, Fluttershy asking me how the animals are, Twilight, Rainbow asking to fight, Pinkie's party invitation, and complaints." I burned most of the letters except the invitation, the letter from Ditzy, Rainbow, and Fluttershy. I ran out and started punching the air while the soundtrack to Rocky played through my eardrums. I went on the trail that I usually go through, It went around white tail woods through froggy bottom bog and ended at the edge of Ponyville. It's not that I don't like the town it's just that too many people that come on to me. I had enough of these ponies so I rarely go out. I was finishing my daily run and found that Rainbow was waiting for me. I paused my music and looked at her. "What do you want Dash?"

"To fight."

"Are you sure?"

"Yes, nopony can be more awesome than I am!"

"You do realize that I'm not a pony and thus you maintain your reputation?"

"I- well uh- ok?" She stammered. The best way to beat Dash is to make her think.

"You just think on that, and before you ask. I'm not interested." I said.

"So tomorrow as always?" she asked.

"Sorry but I have to disarm my potato clock before it explodes and I'm left without a home."

"That's the same excuse you used last week!" She stomped.

"Then lemme tell you a riddle. If you can solve this without any outside help by tomorrow. I'll fight you then maybe if I'm in the mood I'll pork you."

"Really?"

"It's a 15% chance for the last one, here's the riddle I'm standing in the corner but I travel all over the world. What am I?"

"So tomorrow?"

"Yes but you have to have an answer for the riddle."

"Okay, you know thinking makes my brain hurt."

"Exercise makes you hurt, just think about it exercising the brain."

"See ya." She said and flew off.

"Same to you Dash." I walked back to my house and stuffed the tools in the back of my truck, with Twilight's help I converted it to run on the ambient magic in the area. I started it up and drove to SAA. I honked the horn when I came across Mac. "Hey Mac I got your tools!" I shouted at him.

"Thanks Mickey."

"Is AJ here?"

"She's running the stall in the market today."

"Thank god."

"Hey I think I might have a job for you if you want it."

"What is it?"

"There's a huge rock in the planting fields and I can't pull it up. Do you think you can?" He asked. I looked back at my Chevy Avalanche, it had at least 360 horsepower and grinned.

"I think I can."

*****

"Are you sure this is the only way to do it?" Mac asked.

"If you have any other alien friends that are constantly hounded by mares and stallions that has a machine that can out preform 360 ponies then by all means get them to do it."

"Stallions?"

"I swing both ways."

"Really?"

"I only like you as a friend Mac." I replied automatically.

"Damn." He grunted.

"I'd be willing to consider it if you ever came out to your family." He gulped audibly, "That's what I thought." I finished wrapping the chain around the rock. I should ask Rarity if I was digging up Tom. She'd slap me but also come on to me and try to make me clothing. She freaked when she found out my favorite black jacket was made out of leather. I hopped in the cab of the truck and pressed the gas until I was met with resistance I pressed the gas again and the truck lurched forward slowly pulling the rock out as it did. Finally I felt the resistance slacken and saw that the rock was out of the ground. I got out of the cab and looked at the rock it was almost too easy to pull out. "Hey Mac how long has this rock been here?"

"I'd say about since we found Sweet Apple Acres. Why?"

"Get me a chisel and a sledgehammer."

He came back with the tools relatively quick and I started to work on chipping away some of the stone and then I slammed the sledgehammer down on the rock as hard as I could. It cracked all the way through to reveal black diamonds. Now I know that gemstones are pretty common around here but one gem is not and that is black diamonds. "Mac I think I just solved your money problems." He looked at the black diamonds and he jumped into the air.

"YEEEHAAW!!!!!!!! Mickey you son of a mule I could kiss you right now."

"What's stopping ya?" I said and didn't regret it because he did kiss me, and I liked it. I cut him off before he could do anything else.

"Ahem, sorry 'bout that I'm just so damn excited. We can finally pay off the house and land, rebuild our barn the way we want to. I'm so damn happy right now." He started to cry, then he gave me a hug. "Thank you so much."

"Don't worry about it."

"What about you? Don't you want any of this?" Mac said while wiping his eyes he was finally calming down.

"The last thing I need is more money, that's just another reason for more ponies to go after me."

"Why don't you like the ponies that go after you?"

"I'm gonna level with ya Mac, I don't want to be treated like I'm some sort of object. Is it so wrong for me to want to be loved for who I am not what's hanging between my legs?"

"I agree, there's a difference between love an' lust. Before you go I have a question."

"Yeah?"

"Everypony I know calls me Big Mac, except you. Why is that?"

"Because it would just remind me of a cheeseburger."

Baby Names

I was busy fixing eggs for myself in Twilight's house or tree, "I'm not calling it a treehouse that's just stupid."

"What's just stupid?" Tia asked as she walked into the kitchen.

"This place, it's either a house or a tree, I'm not gonna call it a damn treehouse though."

"Why not?" Tia asked as she wrapped her arms around my waist.

"Treehouses are things things that you build for little kids in the backyard in a tree. You don't carve a house out of a tree and call it treehouse that makes no sense."

"You did the exact same thing." Tia said.

"Yeah but I call it my home, this isn't my home so I don't know whether to call it a tree or a house." I said while plating the eggs, "See my moral dilemma here?"

"I do." Tia said.

"But right now I'm more worried about whether or not Twilight got pregnant from last night." I sat down at the table and started to eat my eggs.

"Oh don't worry I gave her the same anti-conception spell that I used last night." Tia said.

"How does that work?" I asked.

"It puts itty bitty shields around each egg and prevents sperm from inseminating. It's usually used around the heat season and varies in strength depending on the mare." Celestia said. "Nopony has been strong enough to take me when I go into heat."

"I'm glad I'm not a pony." I smirked while poking at my eggs.

"Yes but when I go into heat it is very very bad. It takes several stallions to satisfy me." Celestia said. "The most that it's taken is 17 stallions."

"They all have hair triggers and can only cum once." I said. "There's a big difference between a stallion and a man."

"What would that be?" A new voice asked as the rest of the girls came into the kitchen. It was Twilight who asked me the question.

"A MAN knows to leave his partner satisfied." I grinned as I finished my eggs.

"Mickey I've been wondering." Fluttershy asked. "Why do you have sharp teeth in the front?"

"Mankind has evolved to be an omnivorous species, I have sharp teeth in the front for meat but I choose not to eat it in this society."

"Why do you eat meat?" Rarity asked.

"My species has a high-protien diet and that's usually covered by eating cooked meat, there are alternatives to it and that's what I do to keep in shape." I said. "If I don't have enough protein in my system, my body's muscles will weaken and eventually I'll just become skin and bones." I said.

"Mickey if you wouldn't mind I'd like for you to come back to Canterlot for a proper physical exam." Celestia said. "There will be no unnecessary procedures and I'll be there to oversee the entire thing if you'd like me to."

"I'll think about it, because I can't just go winging it when it comes to my health. I just don't want a repeat of last time." I said.

"That's perfectly understandable." Celestia said.

"You're slipping." I said to her.

"What?" She asked.

"You were going into princess mode, so now whenever you do that around me or your fellow herd members. I'm going to say that you're slipping." I said while cleaning off my plate.

"I never noticed it." She admitted.

"I did, and we don't want this mask of who you make your subjects think you are. We want the real you not just some mask." I said.

"That's going to be kind of difficult, I've always presented myself as a princess." Celestia said.

"You're not just a princess you're a woman as well, and women deserve to be treated kindly and with respect." I said.

"Oh, it seems you don't get it." Dash said while covering her hay bacon in ketchup.

"Get what?" I asked.

"Girls you're going to over complicate things so I'll ask him." Fluttershy said. "Mickey back on your world who was the more dominant gender?"

"Men, but in my times both men and women could hold the same positions in politics and society." I said.

"In Equestria it's the females that are more dominant gender." Fluttershy said.

"Oh I knew that." I said.

"What?" Rainbow asked.

"Yeah I can practically see it, but the reason I don't acknowledge it is because I'm not a fucking doormat. I'm not going to let people walk all over me to get what they want." I said, "If they want something from me they should ask not try to manipulate me in order to do so."

"Oh, well................." Rarity said. "This is awkward."

"It's only awkward if you make it so. I get that you were trying to tell me that I act like a girl more than a guy, but think about it. I'm a human that comes from a different planet. If my world's population saw how you acted then they would think that the whole world is populated by butch lesbians." I said, "Not that there's anything wrong with that, but that'd be the general opinion of my people."

"So, what do you think you act like?" Twilight asked.

"I'm a being that doesn't take shit from anybody. If you want to talk to me, be civil about it. I don't treat you like shit and I expect you don't do the same to me." I said.

"That's sensible." Applejack said while picking food off her plate.

"This morning I've just hit a gold mine of dilemmas." I said to them as I sat down drinking a fresh brewed cup of coffee.

"Like what?" Pinkie asked between stuffing her face full of mustard and pickle pancakes.

"Where do you come up with baby names?" I asked.

"How do you mean?" Tia asked as the girls looked at me.

"Okay so here's what I've seen out of the ponies, their names almost always have something to do with either their destiny, their cutiemark, or their personality. So my question is where do these names come from? Because they don't just pop up out of the blue like that." I snapped my fingers to solidify my point.

"That's...................a good question." Twilight said pondering the dilemma I had just put out. The other girls had paused as well thinking about what I had just said.

"What does your kind usually name babies?" Tia asked.

"That depends on the gender, and even then there are some names that fit into both genders, like Micah for example." I said.

"Micah?" Twi asked.

"It was something off the top of my head." I shrugged. "I seriously don't know where these pony names come from though and if our children are satyrs that that makes it even more confusing."

"Satyrs?" Rainbow asked.

"It's a mix of two species generally having traits of both species present." Twilight explained. "He's saying that our children could be half-human half-pony."

"Yeah........"

"It doesn't matter what they look like we'll love them all the same." Fluttershy said.

"I agree Fluttershy." Rarity commented.

"What would you name your children if you had the option Mickey?" Tia asked.

"David, Matt, Tom, Peter, and Christopher for the boys. For the girls Rose, Amy, Donna, River, and Clara." I said.

The girls looked at me. "You've thought about this before haven't you?" Twilight asked.

"Little bit." I said while drinking my coffee. "Have you thought of any names?" I asked Pinkie, AJ, and Rainbow.

"I have." AJ replied. "I'm thinking about naming our kids Apple Cobbler, and Apple Fritter. They were my parents names and I'd like to keep the family tradition." She blushed.

"I understand, family and tradition is important to you." I said. "What about you Pinkie?"

"I've got only a few names, like Surprise, Party Favor, and Cupcake."

"I would think that you'd name one Pizza Pie or something." I said offhandedly.

"No, that's my first cousin." Pinkie said.

"I just don't get how a pony so cheerful and accepting, can be from an amish family." I said. "It just boggles me sometimes."

"Amish?" Tia asked.

"It's a term from my planet where families and even communities go without the aid of modern technology." I said.

"I can't imagine that." Twilight said.

"It was completely by choice.........I think." I said. "To be honest I really don't know what amish people are like besides television."

"What's television?" Everypony asked at once.

"It's like having your own personal movie theater in your house without needing a projector." I explained.

"Then how does it work?" Fluttershy asked.

"Electricity." I said as I finished my coffee. Electricity was nothing new to Equestria it was used for the stoves and in big cities, they just haven't invented television. I'm not going to invent the TV either, mostly because I don't know how it works and I don't want to melt the minds of every equestrian on the planet. Microwaves on the other hand I'm already working on, it'll be great once I get the patent.

"Does it run on film?" Twilight asked.

"No they used radio waves when they were first invented but they have improved and used satellites." I said. The radio was another thing in Equestria and and there were only a few stations.

"Satellites?" Tia asked.

"Twilight?" I asked her and she summoned a pencil and paper, I started to sketch a circle with a weird arm protruding out of the bottom and showed it to them.

"This is a satellite dish, it works like this." I pointed to the bottom of it with my pencil. "This is the receiver of the dish it takes all information, or in this case; programming and converts it into pictures and sound. It's much faster than a radio wave and can send and receive information more reliably." I said and looked at my pencil and Twilight. "You have pencils and still use quills?"

"It's a classic!" Twilight argued.

"At least with a pencil you can erase your mistakes, if you use a quill that means that you can't erase the ink." I pointed out.

"You can't beat a classic." Twilight mumbled pouting.

I hugged and patted her on the head, "I love you to my adorkable little pony."

"Told ya that was a word." Rainbow said while drinking ketchup.

"Must you do that darling it's so disgusting." Rarity almost gagged.

"Not my fault it's what the baby wants." Rainbow said while licking ketchup from her fingertips.

"Sugarcube, when the babies pop out they are not going to be the most pleasant thing in the world. Especially taking care of them and we can't help that we're craving somethings that might not seem all that appetizing." AJ said. "So you might as well shut ya trap and hand over the fried pickles." She stared at the fashionista with anger in her eyes.

"Starting with the mood swings AJ?" Zecora asked.

"I'm sorry, jus' can't help it. Times I feel mad, other times I feel sad for eating those apples, then I get stressed about not being the perfect mother." AJ said while covering the fried pickles in honey and mayo.

"Oh my sweet not so little Applejack." I said to her as I sat next to her. "There is no such thing as being perfect, the best thing you can do is try your best and hope for the rest." I poked her heart.

She still got me into a bone crushing hug and snuggled into my shoulder. "Thanks Mickey, you always know what to say to cheer me up."

"What about you Rainbow? Have you thought of any baby names?" Pinkie asked the rainbow haired mare.

"There is one name that I'd like if the baby were a girl." Rainbow blushed.

"I think I know." Fluttershy hugged her oldest friend and herdmate. "It's alright Dashie you can tell them."

"If it's a girl I wanna name her Firefly, after my mother." Rainbow said with tears trickling down her cheeks.

"Commander Firefly?" Tia asked. "You're her daughter?!" Rainbow just nodded while Fluttershy hugged her. "I'm sorry girls you'll have to excuse me." Tia teleported out with a flash of light.

**********

Celestia reappeared in her room in Canterlot, looking at a painting that was given to her by the Curator of Louvre in Prance. She gently lifted the painting of the wall to reveal a safe that only she and her sister knew the combination to. She put the combination in and opened the safe to reveal the last wills and testaments of her commanding officers. She picked up the will and testament of Firefly and the letter to her daughter, her husband had already received his and had come to terms with her death. Now it was time for Rainbow for her to receive her letter. Celestia took the letter and the will, teleported back to Twilight's house.

**********

Tia appeared in a flash of light with objects in her hand, I noticed that when she handed them to Rainbow.

"What is this?" Dash asked.

"It's from your mother."

Rainbow Dash 1st p.o.v.

My.......My Mother. I snatched it out of the princess' hand and opened up the letter and started to read it.

Hey baby, it's me Mom. I'm sorry if this letter had to reach you, I asked the princess to give it to you when you were older so that you could understand why you had to wait so long. If this letter has reached you then I know that you are ready to hear what I have to say. I know you like I know myself, you are going to be a brash, young, arrogant mare and I know that but you are going to be destined for greatness and I know that you are going to do the Sonic Rainboom, because I have no doubt in my mind you can do it. If this letter has reached you and I'm..................not around I want you to know that no matter where I am I will always love you and will always be looking out for you no matter where I am. Now you might have noticed that there's will and testament, I've spent every waking moment in the military to set aside a fund for whatever you want to spend it on, be it your mare, stallion, or herd. I will always love you my precious raindrop and I will always be there for you whenever you need me to be.

I love you so much, your loyal mother. Firefly.

I was bawling after I read the letter. I couldn't hold back my tears anymore, I loved my mommy. She has provided for me throughout the years but now we have the fund to raise our children, I knew she always believed that I could do the Sonic Rainboom. I was hugged tighter by Flutters and then my stallion Mickey hugged me from the other side. I love him so much, he'll always be by my side. Through wiping my tears I could see the will and testament, I opened it up to see the will and testament of her savings account set aside for me. It was 172,000 bits that was enough to buy a big enough house and furnishings for the children. The emotion of my tears changed, from sad to happy. She knew I would do something stupid and I loved her for it.

Mickey 1st p.o.v.

My little bluejay was crying and I needed to be there for her, so I slipped out of Applejack's grip and rushed to her side. I embraced both her and my yellow angel in my grip and Rainbow's hands were shaking as she held the will. "Dash if you don't want to talk about it, that's fine." I said to her.

"I'm.........not.......crying........'cause..........of............that." She hiccuped. "My..........mommy............paid...........for...............the..........BABIES!" Rainbow shouted at the end and held on tighter. She put the will on the table and I read over it and leaned back. IT was 172,000 bits, it was enough to start a life for the children. Taking care of potentially six children is no easy matter, but with this we had a head start.

I held Rainbow's hand and squeezed it, "I wish I could have met your mother Dash, it looks like she's the best mom in the world."

Rainbow snuggled into my neck, "You got that right."

I kissed her forehead. "I love you my little bluejay."

Rainbow put her hand on my cheek and kissed me. "I love you too you idiot."

Author's Note

Happy Holidays, here's your present. The only thing I regret is it's not christmas related.