Not again...

by eyelessjack

Rating: everyone
Tags: Random, Human, Anthro, Comedy, Adventure
Length: 922

This is my first story and I would appreciate some help on this.

I thought I left this crappy planet for good, but no I end up back here because slender had to send mine and my brother and sister ass to retrieve something for him…God, I am so dead. Hopefully celestia doesn't remember me. Hey at least I got my brother and sister with me, I mean it can't be that bad…right?

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-09-24 17:17:27 UTC

You have got to be kidding me

Location: Hallways

*BANG* *BANG *BANG* as I continued to knock his door. " Jinx wake up!!"! I yelled. My god he sleeps in everyday damn day. "But dad I don't wanna go to school..." my brother said from inside his room. "I swear to zalgo if you don't get out, I'm going go in there and shove my foot up your ass!" I threatened.  "How about you kiss my ass!" Jinx yelled back. "Do you really want to piss of Skyler?" I questioned. I heard no response from just silence as I heard foot steps coming close to the door as the bedroom door opens. "...uh, so what do you want?" He questioned in a nervous voice. I chuckled slightly, works everytime. "Get dressed" I said to him. What why? "Cause slendy ask us to find a rare gem that could be dangerous to humans." I explained. "And I care because?" Jinx said. "Cause if we don't go Imma tell Jane that you were the one going threw her room." I commented back. "Oh come on, you should see the look on her face its priceless!" As he started laugh. "And I care because?" I replied. "good point, I'll go get my clothes on." Jinx complied. As he went to go get dress I went to go get skyler up before she becomes a pain in the ass. "These idiots are going to be the death of me, I can tell." As I started to talk to myself. 'Oh come on jack there not that bad.' A voice said. 'Shut up and don't call me that.' I replied back. 'Caught you on a bad day?' The voice joked. 'And the others are going to catch me shoving a pencil down your throat' I threatened while laughing. I waited a few seconds and heard nothing. That's so much better. Did I mention that my emotions basically have a mind of their own? There annoying as hell, but they can be pretty cool at times. There's intelligence, rage, tender, joy, sorrow, and uh...seductive...anyways time to get little sister up. Oh before I do that I should put on armor before I go in. I pray to Zalgos that this will be painless.

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"Sky chill the fuck out!!" I screamed in terror as my sister kept on slashing at me with her sword. "Let me sleep!" She yelled back as kept swinging her sword. "You will when we're done with our mission that slendy put us on!!" I promised. "Okay why didn't you say so?" She asked as she stopped attacking. "...what?" I asked in astonishment. "I'll go get ready now get out my room." Skyler commanded as is told there slacked jaw while walking out her room. "Well that was easy." I said to myself. *sighs* might as well get my stuff prepared.

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Location: front entrance

I stood by the main door waiting for my two little Siblings. "Come on guys hurry up!" I Yelled at them. "Hold on I'm getting my axes!" Jinx shouted back as skyler walked down the stairs prepared to go. "Did you get what you needed to bring?" I asked. She replied with a nod. 5 minutes later jinx came down stairs with his axes and his backpack. "What took you so long?" I questioned in a annoyed tone. "It doesn't take that long just to put stuff in a backpack." I said. "Dude I can't go anywhere without style." He said as he waved his orange hair with blue tips. "Can we just go now?" I asked while face palming. "Yeah sure thing bro." Jinx answered.

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"Can you two stop singing that stupid song?" Skyler asked as she became more irritated every second as we kept signing. Me and Jinx just looked at her and shook our heads. She sighs and says. "I thought so."  Me and jinx finish our song and he pulls out three sandwiches one was just ham and cheese the other Peanut Butter and jelly and the last one was covered in blood and had organs. As I took a quick look at it I launched at the one that was filled with organs and eat it in one bite. "Ah that hits the spot." I said as I rubbed my stomach. Jinx chuckled at my hunger as he handed the ham and cheese to skyler and he started to munch on the PB & J. "So how far away is this special Gem?" Skyler asked as with her mouth full of food. "We should almost be there." I answered. "Can it be in that cave?" Jinx asked.  Shrugged and walked over to it and checked the map. "Actually it should be in here." I replied. We go in the cave and explore and look and go into tunnels. We go deeper in...if you just thought what I think you thought then go in the corner for 10 minutes with no phone.  As we continue our journey in the cave we take a left into the cave and we see something glowing. "Whoa what is that?" My brother asked. "Is that the gem?" Skyler also questioned. I take a few more steps closer to get a better look at it and sees that it really isn't gem. "Yup that's the one." I confirmed. "I want to touch it!" Jinx said with enthusiasm as he ran forward. "Jinx stop!" Me and my sister said yelled. As he did there was a bright flash. *sighs* I hate my life.