This Candy Tastes Funny...
Nightmare Night. What a shitty way to say Hallowe'en. It is still nice that they celebrate holidays here, even if they are named differently or non-religious. Do ponies have religion? That doesn't even matter. Only thing that does is that you're taking care of Fluttershy. Yeah, THAT mare. The reason why is because her friends forced you into it. They said that she needs to be with someone during this night, while the rest go out and celebrate. Another reason is because last year, she was scared out of her hooves from some colt wearing a white mask. That's it, just a white mask. Now she flinches when she just sees something that is white and rounded. Something really needs to be done about her condition.
knock knock knock
Great, that must them. Open up the door to see Twilight in last year’s costume. Beside Twilight is Fluttershy, wearing her standard nurse outfit. It looks different from what it usually looks like. Her chest is exposed a little, the skirt is much shorter, and the stockings look out of the ordinary. "What are you supposed to be?"
"A slutty nurse."
"Fluttershy, that's just your nurse outfit."
"I can be slutty for you~" Don't even think about it boner... She walks herself inside while showing off what she has. It’s just weird without a set on her chest.
”I’ll walk her back home around midnight. I would highly recommend that you should get to know her.”
“Getting to know my rapist, like shit I’ll do that. I’m just watching her over while wearing a chastity belt.”
Twilight scoffs. ”Clearly you’re delusional, just be happy that this will be a chance to know how she is.”
“When you come back and find me tied up with her riding me, you’ll see how wrong you really are.” You try to push through her mind, hinting on who Fluttershy really is.
”Geese Anon, even I have my fantasies, but that’s a little…” You cross your arms.
”It’s none of your concern.”
“Hey, if you want to talk about it over coffee-“ She shuts the door on you.
”So, Anon, how are you?”
Get something to keep the both of you distracted, that will keep you safe for a while. "Hey! How about a game of 'Oops!'?" You walk past her and grab the board game from the shelves.
”Anon, I just asked how you are.”
“Yeah, just fine, let’s play the game.” You open it up and start to get the pieces together. “I’ll take green, and you could be red.” You hand over a set of red pieces.
”Anon, what’s wrong with you?” You set the board flat down and get the pieces in place.
“What do you mean? Everything’s fine, I’m just eager to play a game.”
”You hate games. The reason on why you even have this is because Rainbow Dash comes over and beats you at it.”
“And how fun is that?” She taps her hoof against the floor.
”Anon, just tell me what’s wrong. I’ll understand, I promise.” Knocking can be heard on the door. You get up and run over to the door. Fluttershy follows you. You open it and see Diamond Tiara & Silver Spoon outside.
“You’re a princess?”
”And you better respect me on that.” She shows off. How cute, even for a miserable pile of shit.
“What about you?” You ask her gray dedicated follower.
”I’m her royal guard!” She shouts through her helmet.
“That is a colt’s costume.”
”They were all out for mares!”
”Easy there, my right hoof. We just want your candy and we will go away.” Candy... for fucks sake, you remembered to get a metal plating for your dick, but not to go out to a store and buy some candy!?
“I’ll go out right now and get some.”
”We already don’t trust you.” Diamond Tiara announces.
“Oh, come on!”
”And I order her to go out and get the sweets.” Diamond Tiara points at Fluttershy.
“You’re fucking joking.”
”Does it look like I’m a jester?” Don’t fucking say anything. These fillies cause enough trouble to Applebloom and her friends, so it is best to stay on these twos’ good side.
“She can’t go; Fluttershy can barely even look at her friends with their costumes on.” Diamond Tiara shakes her head in disapproval.
”Must you be so complicated? Guard!” Silver Spoon stands at attention, almost awakened by her sudden call.
”Yes, your highness?”
”Go along with the peasant and escort her to the local store.”
”Yes, your highness.” This would be cute if they weren’t stuck-up bitches. Fluttershy walks right beside you.
”A-Anon, I-I don’t know about this.”
“I can’t go out, because I need to be monitored by the royal shit right now.”
”I’m right here!” Diamond Tiara speaks out in a fit of rage.
“Just take this bag of bits and get out some candy.” You give Fluttershy the money that you’re getting paid to take care of her.
”I expect them to be of a greater quality just to make up for your actions.” You push Fluttershy out and watch her walk into town.
”Make it fast!” She runs, with Silver Spoon trailing right behind her.
”Move it, Peasant.” Silver Spoon commands. You walk into town and try to avoid eye contact. It’s so different with everyone out and with… these costumes. There is a pirate with a hook… A knight with a pointy lance. And a filly with a rubber chainsaw! You run past them and enter a nearby building. Hide under your hooves and hope everyone is gone. Something taps right beside you and makes you jump up. ”Quit your cowering, we’re here.”
“Huh?” You look around to see that you’re in the local store. Catch your breath and hope that there is some candy left over.
“For the last time, I’m not a fucking monkey!” You furiously remind her.
”That’s not what Twilight said.”
“Fucking purple smart….” You mumble out.
”Just let me look at it, we can prove how much it resembles them.”
“What kind of certification do you have to look at it, a degree in Xenophillia?”
”I am a princess; so I am the law.” She gloats, trying at a certain rule over you.
“You’re not actually a princess.” You correct her on how it is merely a costume and no authority.
”Says you!” You hear hoof steps getting closer to the both of you. You look up and see Fluttershy and Silver Shit running to you.
”I have the candy!” Fluttershy mumbles with the handle in her mouth.
”What took the two of you so long?” Diamond asks her guard that is trying to level her helmet.
”Sorry your highness, my helmet frequently distorted my vision.”
”I shall think about your punishment later. Now get in there, and give us our awaited award!” Fluttershy runs in and sounds of a bag being ripped apart can be heard. You stare at the fillies, who are giving you threatening eye-contact.
“HURRY THE FUCK UP!” You shout out. There is a sound of a bowl being rotated against a hard surface. Then something is being poured inside of it.
”Here.” Flutter shy suggests as she comes back to the open doorway A bowl filled with oddly shaped containers are in it. Ignore any concern about this and pour it into their bags.
”They better be good.” Diamond Tiara threatens.
“Yeah, yeah, happy Nightblare Sight and go away.” You shut the door and set the bowl aside. “Fucking leeches.” You turn around to meet with a smiling Nuttershy. “What’s making you so happy?”
”Nothing, nothing, do you still want to play that game?” You played with Fluttershy for the next couple of hours, along with passing out some strange candy. You’re actually enjoying it, since she doesn’t cheat like that blue cunt. Every time you would even look around, the pieces would change. With Fluttershy, at least she doesn’t do that dirty move. Then again, she hasn’t done anything trying to get you to sleep with her. She does leave the room and show off what she has, but that’s all. ”Anon, I’m kind of getting bored. Can we do something else?” So much for a simple night.
“What do you want to do, other than than sex?”
”I just want to talk.”
“Sure, but I don’t see anything to talk about.” You get comfortable on the couch. Fluttershy lies down on the other side of it.
”Maybe, why you were acting strange earlier tonight, or maybe when you walk, you do it so… differently.” She’s getting to you.
“There are other things to talk about other than me, Fluttershy.” You try to change the topic.
”Like what?” How fucked are you now? “Just tell me. Like I said before, I’ll understand.” If she did, she wouldn’t need to tease you. Wait, teasing her!
“How about you constantly were teasing me? Isn’t that just unnecessary?”
”W-well… m-maybe?” She somewhat answers. That was an open-shut case. ”Anon, just tell me why you’re more different than usual.” You drive your thumb into the exterior of the couch.
“I didn’t want tonight to be a hassle on taking care of you, so I pushed the board idea as a distraction.”
”Aha! I knew this would work, didn’t it!?” She gloats.
“Fine, you got me. It doesn’t even matter.”
”Oh yes it does! Now we can have wild sex!”
“It doesn’t matter how hard you’ll get me, it won’t happen.” She starts to rip open your zipper to meet a stainless steel chastity belt.
”W-what is this?”
“The one thing that will keep me at bay, and away from you.” She knocks on the crotch region. “Careful, this shit is uncomfortable.”
”But Anon, this is just unnecessary.”
“And you teasing me was not?”
”That was before you had… this, and that this was your fetish!”
“It doesn’t matter now what is and isn’t my fetish. What matters is that you will never see or feel my dick ever again.”
”Y-you’re… you’re playing hard to get!”
“As if.” You mock.
”There is a key for this, Anon. Even you wouldn’t get rid of it.”
“Nope, I melted that shit and buried it in the Everfree Forest.”
”It’s under your mattress, isn’t it?” She asks. You push her to the floor and run up the stairs, only to trip on your pants covering your legs. Fluttershy flies past you as you’re bringing up your pants. Barge through your bedroom door to witness Fluttershy flipping over one of your two mattresses. ”This is the key to your key!” You dive over and take the key from her. ”Give that back!”
"I would rather give away my kidneys instead of giving you this key!”
”If that’s your fetish, we can make an agreement on-“
“It was a fucking joke, you psychopath!”
”I’ll be one if it’s your fetish!” You struggle around while arguing with her for the key of safety. You both roll out of the bedroom and fall down the stairs, causing the fight to break up at the bottom of it. The key slides to the side and at the other side of the room. You crawl to it, while Fluttershy limps over and takes it away. ”Yes! Yes! Yes!!” In the middle of her celebration, there is knocking on the door. You get up and ignore the bruises starting to take effect on you. Open it up to see the Cutie Mark Crusaders.
”Hi Anon!” They say altogether.
“Hey, didn’t I give you guys some candy earlier?”
”Yes, you did.” Twilight Sparkle comes out from the corner of your eye.
“Hey, Twi. What’s-“ She uses her magic to push up some candy in a black bag to you.
”Do you think this is funny!?” Twilight infuriatingly asks.
”What’s that?” You question.
”Flunitrazepam.” She states.
“Don’t make words up, just say it.”
”It’s Rohypnol, or better yet, you would call them roofies.” She rubs it in your face. ”Why would you do this!?”
“I never knew anything about this.”
”If you didn’t, then why would you even pass this out?” You have ideas on who and why, but it’s probably best to keep it until she leaves. ”I won’t tell Celestia and clean this up, as long that you admit this was all you.”
“Okay, maybe I did have something to do with it.”
”Maybe?” She mocks.
“Fine, all of it.”
”Okay, because a number of colts are missing from the streets because of your actions. Even Pinkie Pie or Rainbow Dash knows certain limits but you.” She starts to push away the CMC group and points a hoof at you. ”I’ll be back within the hour to pick up Fluttershy.” She uses her magic to slam the door.
”That looked like it was handled pretty well.” Fluttershy says while standing right beside you.
“You. Why in the fuck would you do this!?”
”I didn’t! Not intentionally...”
“Then start explaining!” She lies back on the floor and looks at you.
”I-I-It w-was back at the store in town!”
”Get up. I order you to get up!” You get up and stop hiding behind your pink mane. The little colt with the white mask is still there, staring at you.
”Are you alright, miss?” You go back into hiding in your wall of sanctuary.
“Find your happy place; find your happy place…” You mumble to yourself.
”Move along kid, you’re scaring her.” You can hear some hoof steps starting to walk away. ”He’s gone. Now let’s go!” She pushes you forward. You get out of your safety spot and look outside. The candy isle.
“Alright girl, you can do this. Anon is counting on you.” You walk in and find out that the most expensive candy is out left. Anon might not like this, but it will at least get the fillies to stop bugging him. You grab it and make your way to the cash register. You pass another isle to see various medications. They might have- there it is! Trusty sleepy Rohypnol. You are all out, and the need for it is right now. If you’re going to be in the same room with Anon, you may as well get the best of it. Hm, only the industrial size package is out. It’s not even a box, but a huge bag.
”Hurry it up!” You take it on instinct and worry about it later. The payment was hefty, so you gave out some of your own bits. Once they’re paid off, the cashier puts both bags inside the plastic bag. You bite down on the handle and run out of the store.
You set the bag on his table and find a bowl big enough to fit the candy. You find the ideal bowl and- ”HURRY THE FUCK UP!” It falls out of your hooves and rolls around the floor. Get it and shift around the bag to get out what you thought was the candy bag. Pour every last of the ‘candy’ inside of it and rush into the other room to hand it to Anonymous.
“So what you’re telling me is that the entire night, I was passing out date rape drugs to children!?” You clarify.
”Fillies, and yes…” You gesture your hand to choke her, but people would raise suspicion if you did kill her.
“The damage is done. Half of the town is a sleep, and by now, a few of them must be taken indoors.” Probably against their will.
”Anon, just let me explain-“ She starts to move closer to you.
“Don’t. I should’ve expected this from you. So much for an average night, and now I’ll expect a call from Chris Hooveson soon enough.”
”B-but, I-“
“You’re what? Sorry?! No fucking apology would ever fix this!” Fluttershy lowers herself.
”I-I-I-“
“Get it out already!” She tries to look at you.
”I l-love y-you.” You stare at her. She resumes shaking on the ground, while trying to get eye contact.
“I’m just sick of this shit.” You walk up the stairs and lock yourself in your room.
”Anon?”
“Stay out there, you fucking deluded banana!” You shout and sit on your bed, wondering what you did to deserve this lifestyle.
”Anon, can’t we talk?”
“Not anymore! Just stay out there until Twilight pick you up!”
”B-but, I don’t like being alone.”
“Get used to it!” Something hits the floor. It sounded like metal. That thing then slides in from under the door. It’s the key to your belt. You walk over and pick it up. She gave it back to you. But why? You unlock the door and get tackled by her. Shit, it was a trap!
”I’m sorry! I really am!” She cries into your chest. You stop panicking and stand up. She keeps on apologizing while her head is in your chest.
“I would ask you to stop this and leave me alone, but clearly that will never happen.” She backs her head away, but still holds you.
”I just… can’t help myself sometimes.”
“Sometimes?”
”Maybe all the time?” You nod to her self-correction. She keeps on crying while you carry her. You walk back downstairs and sit in the living room. Once the crying stops after twenty minutes, you realized she fell asleep. You start to brush her long mane, and slightly scratch her ear. It’s cute on how it twitches.
“What am I going to do about you, Fluttershy?”
”You could always live with me.” She calmly suggests. You push her off of your lap and stand up.
“You know that-“
”The both of you should stop fighting?” Twilight’s voice can be heard from behind you. ”Come on Fluttershy, let’s get you home.” She slides off of the couch and makes a sluggish walk to her. ”Wait outside, I must speak to Anonymous.” She looks at Twilight, and then does so. Twi shuts the door. ”Did you do anything to her?”
“What?!” You shout at her accusation.
”Did you do-“
“Yeah, I got you the first time. Why would I do anything to that- that- fucking slut!?” She snorts at your rant.
”You should be happy that a mare like her is opening to you.”
“And not keeping her legs close, that’s a wonderful offering.” You cross your arms.
”You just don’t get it, do you?”
“Get what? The biggest tramp of Equestria just so happens to like the only human here?” She shakes her head and opens the door.
”I don’t know what’s wrong with you, or what is going on, but you should really consider on giving her a chance.”
“I’ll give her a chance when Equestria has a civil war!” Twilight stops on her tracks. She doesn’t move for a while.
”You should watch on what you would say, Anon.”
“Well, look for someone else to take care of her next year.”
”She wanted you this year.” She plainly says to you without looking over. Silence fills the room. ”We suggested someone else, but she only wanted you.” She heads outside and stands there. ”Next year, we’ll try to leave her by herself." The door glows and closes. You don’t know if you should feel angry or guilty about this. You walk away and start to grab the game board. Before you move it, you see that the game pieces have moved. Some of yours are back on the board, while Fluttershy’s are out. You remembered that she was winning this. Instead, you put the game pieces away and put it back on the shelf. This wasn’t the worst Nightmare Night you've ever had, but it is the most depressing one you had.
Author's Note
This was created for a Flutterrape thread a year ago, so there may have been awkward transitions to the characters.
