A New Day

Chapters

Prologue The day of the crash
Chapter Two A New world
Chapter Three Eddie meets royalty
Chapter 4 Eddie's roots.
Chapter One The kid who kills

Prologue The day of the crash

Attention all passenger. The Captain said over the intercom. if you look out the left side of the plane you'll see the island chain of Taviana, their have been reports of a rampant epidemic of what's now being called the Z virus, don't worry they've been able to create a antidote but that hasn't been able to stop the population of the infected, since tourists think they can take survival on the island.

Hey mom. Eddie said looking out the window. why hasn't the Z virus spread across the world yet like in my game.

Well maybe it's because the Z virus wasn't naturally created. Eddie's mother said. since it started of by a biological weapon that worked similarly to Rabies they tested on animals.

And since none of the animals that escaped couldn't swim to the other continents it was isolated to the islands. Eddie said figuring out the answer. anyway I'm going to the bathroom.

Once Eddie had done his business and washed his hands he went over to the door to unlock it and return to his seat. Suddenly a explosion sounded from outside the plane, the aircraft then began to descend. The passengers outside where screaming and a alarm, a second explosion made Eddie slip over his feet and bash his head on the counter.

<10 hours later>

Eddie's 1st person view.

Wetness. That's the first thing I remember feeling after the crash. I opened my eyes and saw the room bathed in the eery red glow of the emergency light, I then realized that I was floating in water as deep as a bathtub, I remember thinking that I really hated saltwater.

I got to my feet and realized I had blood on my forehead. I opened the door to see if anyone was still alive on the plane, when I did a torrent of seawater blasted in my face, needless to say I immediately regretted my decision.

When I swam out of the bathroom I saw the the drowned corpse of my fellow passengers, however I was too preoccupied with trying to escape to mourn them. Luckily we were only a few meters underwater so I guess I had a bit of luck on my side. When I got to the surface I looked around for a spot of land for me to swim to naturally there was only one, Taviana.

When got to land I found a house on the beach, it seemed my luck hadn't run out just yet. When I walked in the house I found a large backpack as well as canned food, bottled water and Soda bottles, I never liked Soda's but I took them anyway, I figured I could either make some bottle rockets or pawn them off with some traders on the island.

The upstair was equally rewarding I found a sleeping bag, a portable tent, flashlight, flintlock lighter, and a holster for a one shot pistol, as well as a metric fuck-ton of ammo for it, unfortunately the pistol was nowhere in sight. I remember thinking to myself, "who the hell has a holster and ammo, but no gun to use it with"

As soon as I finished looting the upstair and other main rooms of the house, as well as changed out of my wet clothes, (thank god for the fact the teenaged kid who lived here was the same size as me.) and finally took a shower.

I then proceeded to search the garage, which was AWESOME.! Apparently someone in this family was a major dooms day preper. They had a armored Harley Davison trike as well as plastic body armor, and it wasn't just some weak plastic, this stuff was full on industrial strength plastic, they use that stuff to make motorcycle helmets, that reminds me the armor also had a modified motorcycle helmet rebreather attachment so whoever is wearing it could breath underwater.

Now the Harley was pimped out it had a battery engine that was connected to a kinetic energy generator.

What you don't know what kinetic energy is, well PREPARE TO BE SCIENCE'D.

You see kinetic energy is the energy of motion, if some thing is constantly moving it has high kinetic energy if something is still it has low kinetic energy, A kinetic energy generator converts kinetic energy into electricity, so if a kinetic energy generator is connected to a battery engine and the wheels of the trike, you basically get a motor vehicle that never needs gas or fuel of any kind. Unfortunately for me the trike didn't have the keys in the ignition so it was pretty much useless.

Their was only one place to look next, the basement. I turned on my flashlight and walked down the stairs when I turned the corner a zombified toddler jumped out at me, I was able to whack the little bastard with the bud of my flashlight before stumbling back, it's likely I wouldn't be here talking to you if it weren't for the collar on its neck that kept it to chained to the wall.

The chain wasn't long enough to let the little fuck get within three feet of me but just short enough for it to block my escape. I backed up against the wall and my hand touched dead skin, I nearly shit my pants until I realized that it was DEAD dead and not UN-dead.

I looked down at the dead body of a middle aged man with a beard, a blond hair woman, and a teenaged boy, each with bullet holes in their skulls and not one but two, RW1 one shot pistols complete with a silencers, advanced binocular scopes, and finally switch blade bayonets, I took the second holster off the man's dead body, (yes I know disrespectful but he clearly wasn't going to be needing it) I strapped on the holster I had just taken off the man's body to my left side, and put the one I found upstair to my right. I then looked for a way out of the basement, their was none. The realization that I would have to kill this thing, that use to be one of my own kind, if I wanted to leave this basement alive.

I checked the pistols to see the shots that were in the barrels, only one had a round in it. I took the empty shell out of the pistol and placed it in the left holster and raised the loaded pistol toward the beast that was blocking my path, I aimed the gun toward the undead child's head, took a deep breath, and fired.

The knock-back from the RW1 was a little more than I expected, now I won't lie to you I landed flat on my ass, and bruised my elbow against the wall. That was nothing compared to what happened to the zombie child.

You see the only was to kill a zombie is by taking out the brain, since only the brain of the zombie is still alive the rest of the body decays like any normal corpse weakening the flesh and bones. I'm going to assume you've never seen Scanners before. If you haven't, picture the creature's head being completely obliterated leaving only the jawbone.

Now since I was twelve at the time it was a bit much for me to handle, I basically threw up everything I had to eat the night before. That was nothing compared to how I reacted after killing my first human, but that's a story for a day.

After recomposing myself I searched the man's pockets and found the keys to the Harley. So went back up to the garage, got in the Harley and drove east didn't know why just felt like it. And that's how my adventure's began.

Chapter Two A New world

Eddie swam through the plane until he found the emergency exit. He reached out for it but felt something grab his legs. He looked to what was grabbing him and froze, it was the burned corpse of his mother.

She looked him in the eye and said, You... are... not... leaving.

Eddie tried to escape but his mother's corpse had a death grip on his leg. He opened the door only to find even more burned corpses outside the plane. They swarmed him making it impossible for him to escape. They began to tear at his flesh and break his bones, and right as he was about to die, he woke up in bed.

Huh huh huh, Just a dream. He said to himself. Just, huh, a dream.

Eddie looked around and noticed a few things out-of-place. First of he was in a bed, he never slept in a bed, he always slept in his sleeping bag so he could hear footsteps. Secondly, he didn't have on his body-armor, the only time he took off his body-armor was when he went to the bathroom. Finally he was wrapped in bandages, usually when he blacks out, he has to treat his injuries himself.

The door on the other side of the room cracked open a bit the fully opened reviling a group of girls, each about Eddie's age. One had purple skin as well as a horn and wings, another had pure white skin, purple hair and a horn. One had cyan skin, wings, and rainbow colored hair. One had a yellow hue to her skin, pink hair, and wings. The only two that looked relatively normal ones where the bronzed skin girl in cowgirl outfit, and the girl with the pink skinned girl who looked like she was wearing a wig made of pinky cotton-candy.

Hello. The purple girl said. My name is-

Yeah, don't care. Eddie interrupted. Just have three questions, where's my gear, where's my bike, how do I get home.

Twilight glared that him and said. First off rude. Secondly how did you know you're in another world.

Well. Eddie said sarcastically. It's not everyday you see TECHNICOLOR TEENAGED GIRLS WITH HORN, HOOVES, AND WINGS.

Hey that's disrespectful to Twilight. A small lizard boy said.

And then there's THAT THING. Eddie yelled. WHAT IS THAT, SOME SORT OF LIZARD CHILD, OR SOME KIND OF DEMON OR SOMETHING, WHAT IS THAT.

I'm Spike, I'm Twilight's assistant. Spike said in a slightly annoyed tone. And if you must know what I am Mr. Racist, I'm a Dragon.

Yeahyeahyeah. Eddie said in a bored tone. Now then, gear, bike, info, now

You are not very polite, The Purple Girl said in a annoyed voice.

Yeah well when I'm not comfortable in a situation, I get a bit short tempered. Eddie said. And unfortunately, this is a uncomfortable situation. So if you could kindly tell me what this world is called, I might give two-thirds of a fuck about what you're saying.

Fine then. The Purple girl said. This is the planet Equis, on the Continent of Equestria.

Chapter Three Eddie meets royalty

After retrieving his gear,(and smoking a good bit of weed), Eddie followed the girls in into a large throne room with three other alicorn ponies wearing unique dresses, and a unicorn in a suit of roman style armor almost completely plated with a purple crystal like substance.

Greetings I am Princess Celestia one of the rulers of Equestria. Celestia said in her peace keeper voice.

Eddie's response was just a simple. a-huh

This is my sister Princess Luna. She continued.

a-huh

And this is my niece Cadence and her husband Shining Armor

a-huh

You already met the bearers of the elements of harmony

a-huh

Are you alright. Celestia asked.

Oh yes I'm just high. Eddie said with a blank stare on his face. By the way, this might just be the weed, but why does Shining Armor have two shadows.

However it was not the drugs and right as everyone noticed the second shadow it detached itself from Shining armor. It then rose-up to form a dark figure cloaked in smoke.

Well well well. A ominous voice said from the smoke. If it isn't the pesky ponies that delayed my return.

Alright it's obvious you're evil, and you have some sort of back story of how you came back to life but were stopped by the girls, but honestly I couldn't give a rats ass, so just tell me your name and lets get on with this horse shit. Eddie said in a annoyed tone.

A figure of a charcoal gray pony dressed in steel armor stepped out of the shadows and said. Very well creature, I an King Sombra.

Question. Eddie said blank stare on his face. Why does your horn look like you have a erection on your forehead.

Excuse me. Sombra said with a speechless look on his face.

CONSUME YOUR OWN HEAD PENIS YOU DRACULA WANNABE. Eddie yelled.

I do not know how to respond to that. Sombra said with the same speechless face. I literally do not have the social know-how to respond to what you just said.

Yeah even I'm at a loss of words. Rainbow said.

Whatever. Eddie said in a mildly angry tone. Hey Princess can I shoot King Dickhead, wait why am I asking permission to kill someone.

Kill me HA. Sombra said in a overconfident tone. and how exactly do you plan on doing that.

Like this. Eddie said before pulling out both his R1's and blasting apart the front of Sombra's skull leaving nothing but gaping maw of blood and brain matter.

The Ponies were appalled with the display of graphic violence and gore, Eddie however found it perfectly natural.

How could you do something like that. FlutterShy said with tears in her eyes.

What. Eddie said in genuine confusion.

When he turned to face the girls, Sombra's face reformed and the gray pony lunged toward the boy and prepared a killing blow. However he didn't get the chance. Eddie grabbed his baseball bat and swung it into the Kings face, braking both the bat and Sombra's jaw.

Asshole. Eddie cursed while curb stomping the kings head with each word. THAT, WAS, MY, BEST, BAT. and now my brain is creating adrenaline which is null and voiding all the weed I just smoked, So thanks for that, Dickhead.

This is not over beast. Sombra said disappearing into smoke.

Well looks like he was self cleaning, and or magical. Eddie said in a sarcastic tone. Most likely both, Now excuse me while I go outside to smoke some more weed.

Chapter 4 Eddie's roots.

After thoroughly probing the depths of Eddie's mind and soul, several times, Celestia found no trace of evil intent.

So are we done with this I got shit to do. Eddie said in a annoyed tone.

How can you be so calm with taking a life. Twilight asked.

Well on Tavianna it's either kill or be killed, that's the way a zombie apocalypse works. Eddie explained. Not to mention all the drugs and alcohol helps me by making me forget about life's problem, and in some cases where I even am, in fact it's five o-clock time for a drink.

Eddie pulled out some cocaine and a bottle whisky and downed both of them in five seconds.

You sure like your alcohol Eddie. Luna pointed out.

Of course I do I'm half Irish. Eddie said proudly. We're like the poster boys of alcoholism, let me explain it ... through song.

Eddie the pulled out his iPod, put the speakers up to full blast and put on the karaoke version of family guy's "Drunken Irish dad"

"Oh, he doesn't smell of Irish Spring, and he never taught me anything,"

"But still I slap my chest and sing of my Drunken Irish Dad"

"Oh, his face looks like a railroad track, and he never shuts his freakin' trap

"But all the ladies catch the clap from my Drunken Irish Dad"

"Ask a Hennessey, Tennessey, Morrison, Shaughnessy, Reardon, and Rooney, they'll tell you the same"

"McNulty, Mulrooney, O'Connor and Clooney, they all feel the same mixture of pride and of shame"

"Finnegan, Hannigan, Kelly and Flanagan, look at the ground while their dad passes by"

"Cafferty, Rafferty, Joyce and O'lafferty, Fight for his honor and then start to cry"

Eddie then began to dance a traditional Irish jig as the music played on.

I like this guy. Pinkie said in her usually up beat tone. He really knows how to make a one man party

"Oh, we Irish lads are all infirm, and our moods infect us like a germ"

" Cause we'er all the spawn of a pickled sperm... From a Drunken Irish dad"

And we don't tan well either. Eddie added.

Well that's very fascinating. Celestia said.

Thanks I'm also part British, part french, part German, and part Native american. Eddie said. but I'm not as proud of then as I am of my Irish roots.

Why not. Twilight asked.

Well. Eddie said. The french are kinda snobby, the British basically created black slavery, the native american cut the scalps off everyone the caught trespassing on their land back in the sixteen hundreds, and the Germans went through this little phase where, and don't freak out about this, they might have been hellbent on exterminating a whole race just because of their religion.

OH GOOD LORD. Rarity screamed.

WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL IS THE MATTER WITH YOUR WORLD. Shining armor yelled.

FlutterShy just cried.

Pinkie Pie hair drooped down.

You see, you see, this is why it hesitated telling you guys this, this is exactly why. Eddie said.

How do you sleep at night. Rainbow asked.

I DON'T SLEEP OK. Eddie yelled. Because if you go to sleep on Tavianna, chances are you going to wake up to a zombie chewing on your arm, or an armed gunman pointing his rifle at you, or a CANNIBALISTIC PEDOPHILE RUBBING STEAK SAUCE ON YOUR BALLS SO HE CAN EAT YOU AFTER HE'S DONE FUCKING YOUR LIFELESS CORSE, DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT KIND OF SHIT I'VE SEEN, I HAVE SEEN SHIT THAT WILL TURN YOU WHITE. I'VE SEEN A MAN PUSH HIS BEST FRIEND DOWN ONTO THE GROUND TO SAVE HIMSELF FROM A ZOMBIE HORDE, HIS BEST FRIEND. YOU TRY LIVING ON A ZOMBIE INFESTED ISLAND CHAIN FOR SIX YEARS AND SEE WHAT IT'S LIKE GO AHEAD AND TRY. NOW IF YOU NEED ME I WILL BE CHUGGING TWELVE OUNCES OF PURE PEIOTE, VODKA, LSD, AND PCP, AND THEN PROCEED TO LOSE MY GOD DAMN MIND FOR THREE WEEKS.

He then proceeded to pull out a pitcher fill with a dark green substance and down the whole thing in one go.

Is something suppose to happen. Twilight asked.

Give it a minute. Eddie said before freaking out and jumping out the nearest window.

Should we go after him. Rainbow asked.

I think it's best we leave him alone for a while. Celestia said calmly. At least until his drug educed insanity wheres off.

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< 3 weeks later>

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Hey kid wake up. A strange voice said.

Eddie woke up in a clearing with three royal guards standing over him and asked. What the sweet fuck happened.

Well. The guard said. From what the princess said you drank some kid of insanity potion.

Cocktail. Eddie corrected. Insanity cocktail.

Right. The guard said calmly. Anyway you then proceeded to jump out the window, insult several nobles, set fire to the royal guard armory, bite the beak of a wild bird, and jumped of a cliff.

Damn, really lost it this time. Eddie said. usually I light something on fire before I jump out a window.

Yes well in any case we're here to bring you back to the castle. The guard said.

Alright let's go. Eddie said.

Chapter One The kid who kills

Oh man it's all over, Bill said clutching his assault riffle, all over man, game over, game over man, game over- SLAP

Get a hold of your man, William said to his friend after slapping him in the face.

Both of you shut up, Bridget said to her two friends.

Yeah, Haley added, if I'm gonna die I'm not gonna take it like a bitch.

The horde of zombies outside banged on the door of the van the four were hiding. They each held up there weapons pointing toward the door. But before they could fire off a shot, the undead creatures at the door were run over by a motorbike, leaving the window the windows covered in blood the only noises that could be heard were gunshots and blood splatters until there was nothing left but someone's foot steps coming closer to the van.

Hey you guys can come out, A teenagers voice called from outside, everything's dead, again.

How can we trust you, Bridget asked. You might be a raider.

Why would a raider save you from zombies, The voice asked, wouldn't it just be easier to let them kill you and kill them after.

I don't know maybe to gain our trust then slit our throughs while we're asleep, Bridget retorted.

The voice was silent for a moment and then said, You are a very paranoid person, that's good, paranoid is good, paranoia keeps you alive.

<10 minutes later>

After trading the group parted ways.

What a nice group, Eddie said to him self not seeing the portal right in front of him.

I should really- OH SHIT MUTHAFUCKA, He yelled as he drove into the portal.

< Ponyville>

Twilight and her friends where outside the town while twilight practiced her magic.

Hey Twi, you sure this new portal spell is safe, RainbowDash said with concern.

Of corse it's safe, Twilight said confidently, I'll keep it open for just a few seconds, nothing will come through.

Twilight charge the spell and fired summoning a spiraling vortex in reality. Twilight stood their with a confident smile on her face until.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH. A armored figure on a metal steed emerged from the portal and crashed into a nearby rock, breaking Twilight's concentration and closing the portal.