Pinkbob Squarepie

by Twilight the alicorn

Rating: everyone
Tags: Alternate Universe, Comedy, Random, Adventure, Crossover
Length: 893

Pinkie Pie is very wacky and she gets even more wacky when she goes looking for a job.

Pinkie Pie is very wacky and she gets even more wacky when she goes looking for a job and she stumbles into Sugarcube Corner.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-09-29 21:52:19 UTC

Help Wanted

Pinkie Pie's horn blowed loudly, making her get out of bed.''Todays the big day Gummy.''Pinkie said to her pet alligator, Gummy.She hoped on her diving board a landed in her workout room.''Gotta be in shape today''Pinkie said as she lifted her weights with teddy bears on the end of it.

She couldn't hold it's weight and she dropped it and ran out the door.''I'm ready, i'm ready, i'm ready!''Pinkie shouted as Rainbow Dash opened her cloud door.''Go Pinkie!''Rainbow shouted back as she fell on her face.

''There it is the finest place for eating, Sugarcube Corner, home of the cake madness with a help wanted sign!''Pinkie said, calmly but joyfully inside.''I'm gonna go in there look the manger straight in the eye and...No I can't do this''Pinkie said regretfully and she ran into Rainbow Dash.''Where do you think your going?''Rainbow asked.''I was just...''Pinkie was cut off by Rainbow.''Oh no you're not your going in Sugercube Corner and get that job!''Rainbow said, pushing Pinkie closer to Sugarcube Corner.

''No I can't''Pinkie said.''Who made a ice cream spoon with toothpicks?''Rainbow said, crossing her hooves.''Me''Pinkie answered.''Um...Who's the one that likes sweets the most?''Rainbow asked again.

''ME!!!''Pinkie answered as she gave a bounce of joy.''Who's ready?''Rainbow asked, getting happy after Pinkie answered.''I'm ready!''Pinkie shouted.

They said it one more time and Pinkie ran to Sugarcube Corner saying it.A purple pony was cleaning the door that said:loser and had her face on it.

''Oh no Pinkie Pie what could she want?''the pony asked herself and looked at the help wanted sign.''Ahhhhh!!!!!! Miss Rarity!!!!!!!!!!!!!!''the pony screamed, galloping inside.Rarity was sniffing her well made money with pleasure.

''Misson complete caption!''Pinkie shouted as she came in.''I have been waiting my whole life to join the Sugarcrew and here I am.''Pinkie said as she slipped on a nail that was sticking out of the floor boards.Twilight and Rarity looked at each other confused and she hopped all over the bakery and finally landed in front of the two confused ponies.

''So when do I start?''Pinkie asked looking at Rarity and Twilight.''Well darling you didn't even do your sign up sheet''Rarity explained.''Please Miss.Rarity i'll prove i'm  a real cake cook.''Pinkie begged.''No''Twilight said to Rarity and rushed over to Pinkie.

''Well darling you have to pass a test and if you pass you will be in the Sugarcrew so you need a ice cream spoon, some diamonds for me of course, a oven for the cake and thats it.''Rarity said.''Ok a ice cream spoon, diamonds and a cake oven''Pinkie checked and ran out the door.''Will never see that sucker again.''Rarity whispered to Twilight.''And diamonds great one''Twilight giggled.

Rarity and Twilight were laughing and then a bunch of horses showed up as they came out of there buses.''Wait I smell something, something unfashionable the horses''Rarity said starting to get worried.''What?''Twilight asked.''THE HORSES!!!!!!!''Rarity screamed as the horses came in and were all neighing.

''No wait please!Can we all have a meeting in front of the counter?''Twilight asked the horses but they neighed even louder.Meanwhile at Ice Cream Supplies Store, Pinkie went inside and got a ice cream spoon and a cake oven and went to Carousel Boutique to get the diamonds.''Oh their going to be so proud of me when I show them I found everything on the list.

Rarity and Twilight were dealing with the horses.''I'm ready!''Pinkie shouted as she ran to the kitchen.''Order up!''Pinkie yelled and throw a cake madness at the horses and they all left when they all got one.''Oh thank you dear you are now hired and now apart of the Sugarcrew''Rarity thanked Pinkie.

''Oh brother''Twilight sighed.Pinkie was now apart of the Sugarcrew and Sugarcube Corner had a new cake baker and her name was Pinkie Pie.

Reef Blowers

Twilight came out of her treehouse and fixed a flower with her magic but she was happy for once.She found a piece of debris on her lawn and put it in Pinkie's lawn.Pinkie popped out of her widow and saw the seashell.She sled over to her storage room and got a reef blower.Twilight looked up from her chair and looked at Pinkie.

Twilight put earphones in her ears, Pinkie floated over to the seashell and blowed it, and it went up but it went back down.She blowed it again and it did the same thing and again.She started to get angry and she blowed it again and the dirt landed on Twilight.

Pinkie Pie hopped over to Twilight and blowed her and the dirt flew away.Pinkie saw the dirt on her doorstep.''You!''Pinkie said, hopping over to the dirt pile.Pinkie sucked up the dirt and it flew out of the reef blower.Pinkie took off her reef blower and got the dirt and put it back inside reef blower, by unzipping it.

She started it and it didn't work she pulled the cord all the way to the middle of nowhere and held on to it while it took her back to her home.Pinkie sucked in all the air in Equestria and it soon was filled with water.''AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!''Twilight gasped in for air and was being drowned.The reef blower soon exploded with air and it was airy again.

Pinkie soon came out a house, full of water and went back inside her own house, leaving Twilight covered in water and the seashell soon fell on her muzzle.

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