Discord had been trying, he truly had. He'd managed to not prank Celestia or Luna, and had refrained from crashing parties just to startle the occupants.

But he was bored, he wanted something to DO. He'd reformed himself had he not? Surely he deserved something?

So Celestia gave him an opportunity to see what real governing work was like. She put him in charge of a lesser known department, making sure deliveries got to the right shop. She forsaw he'd give up in a week. He was likely doing this from boredom.

Surprisingly he didn't, once Celestia had thrown down the gauntlet that he'd give up in no time, he was determined to prove her wrong. It was kind of dull however…

On catching him messing about with the paperwork, aka vanishing it into the ether for storage, she sent him an assistant. Without telling him first.

Discord grumbled as he floated along the hall to his "Office". He shut the door behind him and did a double take when he seen somepony was there.

His office was as bizarre as his home was, with chairs floating feet above the ground, along with a floating rubber chicken, (a gift from Pinkie Pie's colt-friend Cheese Sandwich), and other nonsense.

Sat atop one of the chairs was a crystal unicorn pony. He had a pale purple-grey coat, with a straight navy blue mane with a fringe that stopped just above very unusual eyes. One was green, the other blue.

"Good morning!" The pony declared cheerfully.

"Who on Equestria are you?" the Draconequus asked. The pony hopped down, and gave a distinguished bow "my name is Inkspell, I was hired by Princess Celestia to ah, help you out."

"By that I assume you mean the paperwork?" Discord harrumphed. Inkspell nodded politely.

"Well its not MY fault all that nonsense is so dull! The rest of this menial task is somewhat entertaining i will admit. Its funny to see pony's faces when they see I’m not a pony..." he trailed off, then got right into Inkspell's face, eyes narrowed; "hmm, how come you don't seem startled, boy?"

"I studied about you before arriving here!" Inkspell didn't seem fazed, his nose scrunching in an amused fashion "i thought it prudent if I was to be working with you!"

"Smartass..." Discord grumbled, but admiring the pony for being unfazed by him. "What's going on with your eyes?"

"I have a condition called heterochromia, it makes my eyes different colours! My vision is still fine, I assure you!" Inkspell smiled.

Discord sighed, then snapped his fingers, making two ice cream sundaes appear. He draped himself over the couch, snapping his fingers again and a whole stack of paperwork appeared next to Inkspell.

"Knock yourself out kid!" he snorted.

Inkspell raised an eyebrow, but silently thought: Challenge accepted. First however...

Discord did a double take as he seen the unicorn bat the spoon with one hoof, sending a lump of ice creams soaring into the air. he flopped back against the couch, titled his head back, and caught it in his mouth. Gulping it down he beamed at the surprised Draconequus, then pulled the first document towards him. From his saddlebags, he pulled a list of things that needed checking according to Celestia!

Between bites of ice-cream, he matched the documents Discord had given him to the list...

An hour later, during which Discord fell asleep, the pony announced he was done!

"Huh, what?" Discord woke up, staring blearily at him.

"Done!", the shimmery crystal pony smiled brightly, gesturing to the paperwork which he'd been stacking on the desk some feet below them. He'd also polished off the entire sundae during this time, as the glass was empty.

"Impressive, you can work AND eat ice cream!" Discord studied him a moment longer, then decided "alright, tell Celestia I'll put up with you!"

Inkspell chuckled to himself, but said nothing further, merely asked if there was more work to do?

"You’ve done it all for now!" Discord snorted in amusement "your like Twilight, a regular smarty pants!"

"Thank you!"

"I’m also convinced you're oblivious." Discord added, deadpan. Inkspell just smiled.

"Comes with the job, I have to be dedicated to my job regardless of what is said to me!"

"Hold it right there!" Discord got in his face again in a split second, making Inkspell blink "You’re a doormat! I had you pegged for better than that!"

"I apologise if-"

"No! Shut up!" Discord scowled crossly, floating away from him, arms folded, scowling in annoyance "here I thought you were fun, but you're just another spineless yes-pony!" He stuck his snout in the air with a harrumph sound.

“Hay!" Inkspell snapped "where do YOU get off assuming THAT-" he cut off, stuffing his front hooves over his mouth, eyes wide as dinner plates, then went bright red "oh Celestia's mercy, I-am-so-fired..."

But Discord just began laughing loudly. Which confused poor Inkspell even further!

"Fired? After that outburst? If you'd decided to go any more doormat, I'd have stencilled "wipe your hooves" on your forehead and booted you out the door!"

Inkspell was very red faced by now. This was so embarrassing.

"Now we know your not just another doormat, that's that sorted! Why do you look so terrified..?"

"T-that's how I lost my last job.." Inkspell admitted, looking upset "I told my boss I thought what he was doing was immoral, but he just laughed at me, and said I was fired. He tried to send two of his "friends" after me, to teach me a lesson. Said “wasn’t i already enough of a freak”? So I went to the palace, and told the whole story to that new prince, Sombra.."

“Sombra?" Discord had to think a moment "as yes, him! I’d forgotten about his little redemption exercise! Him and that sky tear incident!"

"Y-yes, he's very nice, but also strict. He showed up at my boss' office and scared the living daylights out of him, with the evidence I'd brought him!"

"Goodness me, if he's good at one thing from what I recall, It's putting that intimidating size of his to good use!"

"He IS very tall, I wouldn't like to face him in a fight!"

"Sane choice right there," Discord chuckled, then something stuck in his head "wait, what did your boss mean "already enough of a freak"?"

Inkspell went red again and ducked his head "It's nothing.." he whispered.

Discord, intrigued now, drifted over to him, floating upside down to try see under the stallions fringe. "Cant be nothing if you have a face as long as a wet weekend?"

"I-it's truly nothing to worry about, its no longer a problem."

"So tell me?"

A shake of the head.

"How bad could it be? Hmm-"

"Let it go....please.."

"Are you SURE your such an oddball. You seem perfectly sane to me! Did he mean your eyes? Quite frankly I think they're rather stunning! DON'T tell me its because you actually USE that brain of yours, was your boss a vegetable by any chance-?"

"I'm GAY alright! There, you happy?!" Discord was surprised to see tears sparking in the corners of the heterochromatic eyes of this upset pony.

"Why is THAT considered freakish?" Discord drifted back, contemplating it "last I checked there’s nothing against it! Sure, you still get some ponies that have their heads stuffed up somewhere unpleasant, but it's nothing to be ashamed of any more!"

"Nopony is supposed to find out..." Inkspell mumbled, eyes still downcast "even my family don’t accept it..."

"Get a new family!" Discord dead-panned. Inkspell gave a sad chuckle but didn’t smile for long...

"Did your family really act so boorish?" Discord asked. Something rankled him about this. So the poor pony was batting for the opposite team, so what? He was a nice enough guy, not-a-doormat, he already made Discord laugh by reacting to his jokey insults!

"My dad is..well, old fashioned. He STILL thinks I’m an embarrassment, no matter how well i do...."

Discord frowned, wondering just how dumb this guys parents had to be to treat somepony that way. After-all, HE knew a lot about acceptance.

Fluttershy had been the first to believe he could cause something besides trouble, he'd regularly joined her for tea ever since. Her sweet nature made him feel relaxed. Even though she had other friends, and he'd once argued with her over it, she never forgot about him. And he SUPPOSED that ditz Tree Hugger was bearable enough....

Shaking his head to clear it, he realised the space in front of him was empty. Seeing the guilt ridden stallion trying to stealthily open the door, he teleproted him back onto the couch, arms folded as he regarded the shame-faced Inkspell.

"What's with the exit? I'm not going to make fun of you for it!" Discord pretended to be disgruntled, hoping for another funny rise out of the stallion, but Inkspell didn’t even smile.

"Oh come on, don’t look so down in the dumps!" he chided, briefly making loads of random nonsense fill the room around them, then vanishing it away with a single snap of his fingers.

"I'm sorry sir, but I find it hard to laugh at something that's made my life a nightmare since it came out...since I came out..."

"First off, its Discord, don't bother with your fancy titles," the Draconequus flapped a hand at him with a snort "that's for Celestia and her little group, not ME! If you want a title so badly, call me the Lord of Chaos!"

"Your Lordship-"

"On second thoughts, Discord is FINE."

Inkspell had run out of steam, all he could do was sit there and blink.

"Hay, i've been around, tried both sides of the sexual coin in the time before I was turned to stone.."

“How do you mean?"

With a poof of magic, Discord turned into a pegasus pony. Light brown coat, jet black hair with a few streams of white near the front, and wings. A thought popped into Inkspell's head that he was kinda cute, but he booted it out a second later.

"Don't look so shocked," Discord laughed, poking the stunned Inkspell on the nose "I’m a spirit of chaos, I liked fooling around at one point! You ponies are quite interesting~"

Inkspell did feel a LITTLE better, but still felt foolish for embarrassing himself...

"Tell you what's fun about the pegasi?" Discord winked, then startled Inkspell by suddenly pomfing his wings out "wing boners! See?"

Inkspell went EVEN redder.

"Wing buh-?" he coughed.

Discord stared at him with a deadpan look "Yes, Wing BONERS. Good grief i could cook an egg on your face, you're so red!"

He placed his hoofs either side of Inkspell's face and brought them close together, so his nose brushed the other pony's.

"Hmm, nope, your temperatures the same. Drat, I'm hungry..."

The close contact set Inkspell's heart pounding at a gazillion miles an hour. He'd kept away from seeking out a potential colt-friend since his last had left him because of..well, he didn’t like to think about it...

"Since you’ve done all that work I tried to bury you under, why don't you skedaddle~" Discord flopped back against the floating couch with a yawn "I’ll see you tomorrow. According to the list dear Celestia left, we have orders out the wazoo showing up, so YOU'RE going to get a lot of paperwork dumped on you!"

Inkspell nodded, head abuzz and heart thudding in his chest as he left.

"Goodness, he WAS funny, wasn't he Bonelessness?" Discord asked the rubber chicken as it drifted by. It stared blankly at him, and he sighed.

"Yes I suppose I DID wind him up a little. He's got that sort of expression, just makes me want to tease him a little..."

More blank staring.

"No I DON'T fancy him."

Staaree....

"OK, fine, he’s adorkable, you happy?"

HONK.

"Well you WOULD say that!"

Single sided conversations with a rubber chicken aside, Discord thought about it. He liked Inkspell's attitude, seemingly doormat grade at first, his profuse obejction to Discord insulting him had made the Draconequus laugh. All the ponies he usually seen working around the palace acted like mindless drones, agreeing with whatever those commanding them said. And the guards were dull as heck, never smiling. Inkspell's open hearted reactions were a refreshing change.

But goodness, he'd been unexpectedly concerned by the stallions reactions to having to admit he was gay. The poor pony had looked on the verge of crying. Even Discord's usual habit of winding ponies up to get a rise had faltered somewhat, seeing the genuine sadness written in that pony's eyes.

--It's been awhile since i had fun as a pony, isn't it?-- he pondered. Being the only Draconequus made things a bit lonely sometimes, and being a solitary lord of chaos magic made him feel alone a lot of the time...

Hearing how Inkspell had been victimized by his own family just ticked him off. It rubbed him up the wrong way. He had a strange urge to make Inkspell stop hiding who he was. There was no reason for the adorkable little pony to be so down in the dumps...

The next day passed with no further mention of Inkspell's outburst. Sure enough, there was paperwork out the aforementioned wazoo. But at least there were desserts. Inkspell was convinced he'd put on a pound or two by the time he left….

Discord continued to tease him now and then, trying to startle him or distract him. But he didn't seem to mind Inkspell being there, even if the Draconequus did keep dozing off from what he claimed was boredom!

The NEXT day Discord was reading a Paoi (Pony-yaoi) novel, and commented he'd met the author, very pleasent lady!

Inkspell had a hard time concentrating that day, he KNEW that book, and his mind kept wandering…

Discord noticed this, and chuckled to himself. Inkspell was a bit like Fluttershy, very easily flustered!

Inkspell arrived early the next morning. Wandering into the crazy office, he sat up on the couch and took out a pad and a pencil. Fumbling with his magic, the pencil escaped, and rolled off the couch. Peering over the edge, he couldn't see it. He stood atop the couch, looking all over- there!

Just behind the couch, held in the beak of a rubber chicken sat atop the floating tea tray. How had it gotten there?

--This is chaos magic, remember?-- he reminded himself of his employers abilities.

He leaned over the back of the couch, tongue sticking out of the corner of his mouth, and focused his magic on the chicken...

Discord, having decided to surprise his new assistant by coming into work as a pegasus, walked in the door and STARED.

From his vantage point, he could see a very attractive rear poked up in the air, tail swishing side to side.

POMPF. His wings fluffed up involuntarily.

--Been awhile since that happened..-- he mused, before clearing his throat.

Inkspell straightened up, seen his boss and let out a yelp of embarrassment. he lost his balance and fell off the couch. With a stamp of his hoof, Discord activated his chaos magic to have a big cushion appear under the crystal stallion.

"Oof!" Inkspell lay there a moment, dazed, then he sat himself up, blinking at Discord. Well, pony Discord; Ponycord?

"U-uhm good morning?" he hazarded weakly. Then he noticed Ponycord looked a little red himself, and his wings..were..up...

He put two and two together and relasied the other msutve seen him being particularly ungainly.

He felt a fresh surge of embarassment, but was able to squash it down, and to Discord's surprise, spoke relatively calmly.

"Thank you for that," the crystal pony said with a smile "I have the appointments list for today!" he pulled a list from his saddlebag.

Discord frowned, but said nothing. He stayed in pony form anyway, which confused some of the visitors no end, but most of them soon copped on who he was. Funny, they seemed less confused when they talked to a pony, but that was natural...

He noticed Inkspell hadn't changed expression the whole time. Just remained endlessly cheerful with all the clients, smiling and sorting out the paperwork.

Once the mornings clients had gone, Discord studied him under the pretence of reading a newspaper. Inkspell's expression still stayed the same, a false smile.

"OK, stop that!" Discord snapped.

"Stop what?" Inkspell said, frowning a little. Discord teleported to the same couch, so he was nose to nose with Inkspell. The crystal stallion tensed slightly, but Discord seen him flush red for just a second...

"That face...you’ve been grimacing all morning, pulling that fake smile. What’s the matter with you?"

Inkspell didn’t know what to say, so Discord took a guess...

"Hmm..is this because of the-" he fluffed his wings up, and seen Inkspell redden again. "aha!"

"Please stop-!" Inkspell blurted, ducking his head again.

"Stop what?" Discord frowned closely at him.

"Stop teasing me. I get it, I don’t play for the right team! Its funny, I get it!!"

Discord was silent a moment "you think this is a joke?" he said at last. Inkspell looked up, his coat seemed to have dimmed slightly. Crystal ponies were an oddity that was for sure...

Discord pointed a hoof at his wings "you think I can control these things? I'll tell you one thing, I haven't had them go POMF in pony form in a long long time. Does it mean I think you're cute? You’re giving me a wing boner you silly boy, you tell ME!"

Inkspell went red once more, biting his lip. Those intriguing eyes peering so desperately into Discord's, hoping for something kind...

Dangit, could he BE any more tempting, Discord wondered?

So he grabbed Inkspell and pulled him towards him, pressing his lips to other ponies. Inkspell uttered a soft moan, a plaintive noise that was a mix of surprise and liking. His lips were soft and warm...

Discord pressed the kiss even deeper, aware of the wings twitching atop his back. Oh, he liked this...

He ran his tongue along Inkspell's lower lip, and after a moments hesitation, felt the other give in, and the kiss got even more fierce.

"Mmmhh..." Inkspell made a dazed noise as Discord let him go. He stared at the other pony, those stunningly unique eyes wide...

"Mmm, so very cute..." Discord purred, nuzzling at Inkspell's neck, feeling the pony's pulse racing so fast...

"D-Discord.." Inkspell stammered. Discord titled his head up so he could look into the others eyes.

"You even make my name sound cute," he teased "how can you be ashamed of yourself when you're just so adorable...."

Inkspell couldn’t think of anything to say. So he gave in and at last kissed Discord back nervously. Things got heated, Discord pulling the crystal pony as close as he could, running his hooves down Inkspell's sides, feeling how the other was trembling just subtly...

--Oh, there is so much I want to do to you...-- he thought --you’re waking up desires I hadn’t thought about in decades...--

Unable to help himself, he gently pinned Inkspell on his back, the two of them entangled on the couch.

Inkspell was breathing rapidly, his face flushed. Discord let his gaze roam over Inkspell's body, from the tips of those adorable ears, the curve of his neck, his stomach, and further...

Inkspell blushed as he felt Discord's gaze on him...

The next second he was kissed once more, sending another shiver down his spine. The Pony-Dracon's tongue entwined with his own, making his heart race so fast he could swear it hurt...

He realised, with a jolt of embarrassment, that more than just his heart and mind were reacting to this. He tried to curl up in a ball, but Discord pinned him gently in place, tilting his head to look into Inkspell's eyes.

"Hay." Discord said sternly, wings twitching softly "you don't have to hide from me, or do i need to explain the wings again?"

Inkspell shook his head, but still blushing...

Discord just captured the others lips in a deep, heated kiss. Letting one hoof roam over Inkspell's body, he felt shivers assail the other pony's body as said hoof slid lower. Muffled, eager sounds between kisses indicated his little aide was enjoying it...

"Mmm....you may not have wings, but I do believe somepony's very...excited~" he whispered in Inkspell's ear.

"W-what you're doing to me sir, i-it's-" he was kissed again, cutting him off.

"Call me Discord, rememeber?" the other pony said firmly. His eyes glittered in the afternoon light as he looked down at Inkspell "after all, I want you calling my name properly~ Got it?"

A nod.

“I can't hear you, my little delectable stallion~” He nipped at Inkspell's ear as he spoke, eliciting a sharp moan from the pony.

“Y-yes Discord..” an almost dizzy Inkspell managed to say at last.

“Good boy~” Discord purred, kissing him.

He blazed a trail of kisses down Inkspell's body. The further down they drifted, the more delirious Inkspell seemed to become. When he at last relented and returned to kissed those gorgeous lips, Inkspell was in a wonderfully sensitive state...

"Mm, have you ever done this before...?" Discord murmured. Inkspell looked up at him, looking just so desirable. He nodded once…

“Relax my precious Inkspell...” Discords voice was like silk, and the captive Inkspell was happy to let it brush over his senses.

He felt a slight surge of nerves as he felt the ponified Discord's hooves slide down to his hips, resting on his Cutie mark of a scroll and Ink pot. Inkspell closed his eyes, giving in to the pounding of his heart as Discord shifted how they lay so he could-

A familiar yet at the same time almost brand new jolt ran through Inkspell's body as he felt the other push into him. He bit his lip to refrain from crying out in pleasure, but Discord kissed him a second after..

"Mm, do not fret my little stallion..." he gestured to the room "we are encased in a silence spell, and the door is locked. I wont have anypony interrupting us until we finish..."

Inkspell could barely think straight this felt so good....

Any residual pain soon turned to pleasure, and he held tightly to his partner as he made love to him, afraid if he let go he'd be truly swept away by how good this felt. He concentrated on the solid warmth of his partners body, the point at which thier bodies connected...

Nopony had made him feel like this before…

Sure, he'd had other colt-friends, He'd had SEX before. But none of the times in the past had felt this amazing...

--That’s it, call out for me..-- Discord thought as his partners voice echoed in the fancy office, mingling with his own moans of pleasure as he explored the Pony’s body…

--I don’t know how you’re doing this to me, little Inkspell, but I’m not letting you get away..--

Inkspell's cries were becoming more urgent, he was very close now...

Discord held his trembling partner close as the climax hit them both...

Silence descended on the room as they both basked in the aftermath of the seduction. Then their heartbeats slowed enough for their respective ragged breathing to be audible.

Discord kissed Inkspell's forehead gently, then pulled away from the exhausted stallion...

Inkspell made a faint moaning sound as Discord lay beside him, pulling him close and kissing him softly.

"Very good.." Discord whispered in his ear, and he tried to gather the energy to reply...

But he couldn’t keep awake and passed out a moment later. Lulled asleep by the afterglow and the warmth of Discords embrace.

Discord studied him, admiring the way he looked asleep, so adorable. Inkspell's mane was plastered to his neck, his fringe ruffled and in disarray. He was flushed, but a faint smile could be seen on his lips as he slept...

--I'd say you enjoyed that my little Inkspell-- Discord thought, nuzzling his partners ear gently, memorizing the soft scent of his fur.

He caught bonelessness' eye as the chicken drifted by around the room.

"Yes, you were right, I COULDN'T let it go that easily..."

STARE.

He studied the snoozing Inkspell "yes, I suppose i am a sucker for a cute little stallion..."

HONK.

"As many times as he could handle in a night, I suppose. For now it seems one round is as much as this little cutie can take.."

After a little while, the dozy Inkspell lifted his head, realising he was lying on a massive floating cushion, and he was wrapped in a blanket.

"Hmm-ah!" He sat up, and was reminded of what’d happened prior to his nap by a pleasurable jolt racing through him. He bit his lip, blushing deeply.

"Good sleep?" a familiar voice asked. Lying on the nearest couch, the ponified Discord smiled at him.

Inkspell nodded shyly, feeling his heart pounding. Had he really just-?

"Yes, you did let me ravish you senseless, you're not imagining things dear boy..." Discord chuckled, teleporting Inkspell over to him, so he could sit him on the couch beside him "and OH the sweet taste of victory~" Inkspell made a faint squeaking sound.

"Speechless hm? That’s only the beginning of what I can do with you. Why, I know things that’d blast even your best fantasies out of the water!"

The mere thought made Inkspell blush "I-i’ve never really...I mean.."

"Experimented?" Discord hazarded "just stuck to the regular horizontal tango? The old bedroom athletics?"

The euphemisms made Inkspell smile as he worked them out.

"There's that smile~" Discord said in amusement, kissing the other briefly.

Inkspell snuggled up closer to him, wincing only a little as he did.

"Hm? Still a little sore are we?" Discord murmured, letting himself fall backwards on the couch so his cute new partner was lying on top of him. Inkspell ducked his head a little, reddening again.

"I...its been a long time. I didn’t allow myself to.."

"Find somepony?" Discord hazarded, then before he could help himself "or, use your magic to do yourse-"

"Uwah!" Inkspell made such a noise of protest, Discord had to chuckle, especially since the embarrassed stallion buried his face in his hooves a second later. Discord could feel him shaking a little.

"What? It's a valid question my dear boy..."

"I-i never did such a thing....I assure you-!!" Inkspell looked up to object, but broke off to go red again.

Discord lifted the other ponies chin with one hoof, looking into those beautiful different colour eyes

"So innocent..." he observed.

Inkspell went redder, biting his lip again.

"And that’s NOT a bad thing, so don’t go looking so dejected boy!" Discord scolded the crystal pony a second later "it just means I have more to teach you, hmm?"

A red faced nod, but that sparkle in the shy ponies eyes betrayed his excitement at the idea.

"Good boy~" Discord teased, then pulled him close so he could kiss him deeply.

Then there was a knock on the door. They pulled apart, both looking startled.

"Bathrooms over there if you need to clean up," Discord nodded to the corner of the room where a gilded door was situated. Inkspell nodded, teleporting down from the couch and darting inside the bathroom.

"Coming!" Discord called out, affecting a yawn as he changed back into a Draconequus, erasing any evidence of their lovemaking as evident by his sweaty coat and ruffled mane, before sauntering over to the door.

He got a shock when he seen it was Celestia!

"Good afternoon," she said, calmly striding in and taking in the chaotic room with a raised eyebrow.

"And what brings you here my dear Celestia?" discord said charmingly. She turned to face him;

"I came to see how the assistant i sent over is doing? Where is he?"

"Bathroom break!" Discord said airily, gesturing at the door.

While they talked, Inkspell was having a panic attack. That was CELESTIA out there! He had to get his appearance under control. He hurriedly ran through a series of spells to tidy his mane and freshen himself up.

By the time he opened the door he thought he'd gotten himself back to normal. He greeted the Princess with the utmost reverence, and showed her the work he and discord had gotten done. She seemed suitably impressed, and was pleased when discord said he'd retain Inkspell's services, the stallion was lightning fast with the paperwork!

Soon as she'd left, the duo shared looks, then le tout dual sighs of relief.

"I didn’t think she'd show up!" Discord assured a flustered Inkspell.

"I just hope she couldn’t see how red my face was..." Inkspell blushed again.

"You looked bright eyed and bushy tailed from my perspective," Discord nuzzled the pony's ear gently, and whispered "but then, I know what went on~"

More blushes.

"When I’m through teaching you everything I’ve ever learnt, you won't need to keep blushing I promise you. One way or another-" here he paused to kiss Inkspell hard enough to make him dizzy, then carried on "I will see you confident in yourself.."

"That an innuendo too?" Inkspell blurted, then went REALLY red. Discord thought it through, then cracked up laughing, lifting the stallion up in the air and whirling him round before setting him down.

"It certainly is my dear boy! And quite an expertly crafted one too! Very good~"

"It was an accident.." Inkspell laughed a little, but seemed less embarrassed this time.

"It wont be when I’m done teaching you!" Discord assured him.

Author's Note

Well, i wrote it. Ive been plotting a yaoi MLP fic for sometime, that is, a slightly more explicit one than the flimxOC one i started (i WILL finsih that btw..).

In my previous fandoms i was a yaoi fanatic, and wrote fairly adult stuff. That was briefly abandoned when i got into MLP, but old habits die hard. The term "wing boners" made me laugh so much when i first read it, and the temptation to work that phrase into a story somehow has been on my mind for some time...

Im british, and extraordinarily blunt when it comes to these things. So writing this sort of stuff or reading it really doesnt faze me at all. Im pretty open minded really. So when i noted just how little pony yaoi (Paoi, hehe...) there seemed to be, as this is a PRIMARILY yuri fnadom, i took it as a challenge.

Rated as mature juuust in case, as while it isnt THE most explicit thing ive ever written, it does make it pretty obvious whats going on.