A Book Worth Doing

by WhatTheFap

Rating: mature
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Princess Cadance, Romance, Spike, Comedy, Queen Chrysalis, Random, Sex, Twilight Sparkle
Length: 1958

Twilight and Future Twilight have a threesome with Chyrsalis, who is a book.

This is a trollfic.
Twilight pisses off Spike, and he sulks in his room. She goes up to talk to him, but Furure Twilight stops her. They make out and then Chrysalis swoops in and changes herself into a book in order to spy on twilight. She is noticed, and the Twilights have a threesome with the book.

Published 2012-05-30 08:34:01 UTC
Last updated 2012-05-30 08:34:01 UTC

Why

A Book Worth Doing
By WhatTheFap

It was a typical day in Ponyville. Twilight Sparkle was studying in her library home, Spike went out into town and got beaten up by a gang of Russian hookers, and Princess Celestia was too busy to hang out with either of them because she was preoccupied with having Luna molest her with a rainbow cactus.

All was peaceful and quiet in the library tree house where Twilight Sparkle lived. Twilight had been running some extensive tests to see if ponies with socks were truly the sexiest things in all of Equestria. After 4,003 tests, and 572,385 pony casualties; Twilight, Adam, and Jamie called this myth 'Plausible'.

Suddenly, Spike burst through the door, his mind filled with anger about his day. Twilight, knowing how much Spike hates Mythbusters, ordered Jamie and Adam to crawl up into her vagina. Once in there, Twilight activated the secret vaginal portal to Narnia that she possessed. Adam and Jamie defeated the White Bitch of Yeast Infections and were crowned the Kings of AIDS.

Spike walked up to Twilight and kicked her in the dicks.
"After all I do for you... This is how I'm repaid? Is this some kind of joke to you?" Spike inquisitively asked.
"What in Celestia's dick are you talking about, Spike?" Twilight replied, confused.
"I went into town today to get beat up by Vlad, Victoria, Victor, Roman, and Niko today. They said that YOU, Twilight fuckerdickingtitshit Sparkle, told them to stop beating me up!" Spike ranted.
"Uh, yeah! You were coming home late at night, and you were bleeding and covered in bruises! I couldn't possibly let you keep doing that shit to yourself! I had to do something!"
"Those were my only friends Twilight! I loved them, and they loved me!"
"Oh really?? Because them yelling 'Fuck you Spike, we all hate you so much and wish you would kill yourself', while they beat the shit out of you, means they love you!"
"Tough love is best love, you selfish, titless bitch!"
Spike stomped up to his room, slamming the door behind him and sulking on his bed. Twilight sighed.
"Well... I guess I should go make him feel better." Twilight said.

Suddenly, a flash of light and swirling electricity filled the room. A portal opened up, creating a loud ripple that ruptured the sound barrier. A shadowed figure stood before Twilight, and once the light and spiraling electricity dissipated, Twilight saw who it was.

It was her; Twilight was standing face-to-face with herself.
Although this time, Future Twilight didn't have anything wrong with her. The only thing she had was a grave look on the one thing she has called a face.
"What in tarnation?! Future Twilight? What are you doing here?" Present Twilight said.

Future Twilight, while breathing heavily and panting every few words, said "Because... Spike... becomes... rampaging monster.... if you try... to talk to him!"
"Wait, what?"
Future Twilight had caught her breath at this point.
"If you go up there, Spike is going to get super pissed and destroy Ponyville!" She worriedly informed.
"Oh. Thank you then. I really hate it when Spike goes on a rampage and destroys Ponyville..."
"Me too!"
"That must mean we're brothers..."
"Want to make out?"
"Yes"

Future Twilight lunged at Present Twilight's lips with her own. As their mouth flappers connected, it sent a wave of bliss and moral insecurity between them both. They kissed for about a minute before FT (Future Twilight; in case you're an idiot) decided to flop her tongue into PT's (Present Twilight's) Mouth. On top of their lips connecting, PT and FT now had interlocking tongues.

Spike opened his bedroom door and stood at the top of the stairs.
"Hey Twilight, I just wanted to say that I'm sorry for overreact- WOAH!" Spike started to talk, before seeing what was actually happening. It was like a dream come true for him, and he ran back into his room and fapped furiously for about 12 more hours.

FT and PT were still going at each other. It was a weird thing for both of them. Since they were the same pony, they knew exactly what the other one wanted. It was so perfect for both of them.
"Holy fuck. Why doesn't every pony do this?" Present Twilight thought.
"Because not everyone learns how to travel through time." Future Twilight replied through telekinesis.

The Twilights pulled their lips from one another and stared at each other eye-to-eye. FT read PT like a book, and vice versa. They both sat down on their asses at the same time, and PT propped her leg up on top of FT's. FT did the exact same, and the duo slid their pussies into each other. Their clits rubbing up and down on each other created the most immense feeling that either of them had ever experienced. This mutual feeling created such bliss inside of both of them that they spaced out and closed their eyes.

From a nearby window, Chrysalis poked her head in to see if the time to strike was now. She saw Twilight scissoring with herself at the bottom of the stairs. She sang herself a little song.
"This scene is going just perrrfect. The kind of scene of which I've dreamed since I was smaaallll... Twilight will just touch lips, with herself at the hips! And I will kill them and then rape them with my balls!"
Suddenly, Cadence appeared next to her and sung another verse.
"This day was supposed to be perrrfect. The kind of day of which I've dreamed since I was small... But instead of eating twat, with my sis-in law, so hot! I'm stuck here not included in things at all..."
"Wait... You were supposed to hook-up with Twilight?" Chrysalis asked.
"Yes... Twilight and I have hooked up every Tuesday since the wedding... I haven't told Shining Armor. I don't want him to know that I married him for Twilight and not him..." Cadence explained.
"And now she's deceived you..." Chrysalis' cold, raspy voice pierced Cadence's eardrums.
"Yes... Yes she has..."
"Y'know what I think we should do?"
"What?"
"We should crash her little hook-up! And I've got just the idea...."

Chrysalis' horn lit up and surrounded her and Cadence in an aura of magic. Cadence felt herself shrink down, and she felt like she was becoming hard. After their transformation, Cadence looked down at herself and realized her final form: a book. Chrysalis had transformed them both into books.
"Chrysalis! What the hell! What's THIS going to do for us?" Cadence yelled, through book telepathy.
"We're going to get inside of the library tree, and then we're going to crash the party when the time is right! Twilight has enough books that she won't notice us! It's perrrrrfect." Chrysalis replied.

Cadence and Chrysalis climbed in through the slightly opened window and started to slide their way over to a bookshelf. Present Twilight looked down from her scissoring to notice the book duo sliding across her floor.
"Hold up! Is this that book??" She picked up Chrysalis. "FUCK YES IT IS!’25 ways to maintain a healthy spice garden'! THIS BOOK MAKES ME SO FUCKING WET!"
Future Twilight spoke up. "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" She asked.
"Fuck yeah."
"What about that other book?"
"Screw it! All we need is this one!"
Cadence began to cry.

Present Twilight and Future Twilight assumed their scissoring positions yet again. However, this time, as they were about to make out with their lower lips, Present Twilight slid the book in between their pussies. It was a whole new feeling; they had never shared an intimate moment with a book! PT looked down and saw their vaginal juices being spread all over both sides of the book like jelly on toast. Chrysalis began to scream for Cadence, since she knew that neither of the Twilights spoke book.
"CADENCE!! HELLPP!" She yelled.
"Sorry Chrys! This is too fun to watch! Besides, you deserve this for y'know, crashing my wedding and trying to kill me."
"Okay fine..."

Chrysalis had a nonchalant though about this whole ordeal. Having pussy juice spread on you like you were toast wasn't too bad once you get used to it. However, Chrysalis was too busy in her daydream that she failed to realize what PT and FT were about to do. The Twilight's stood up and faced ass-to-ass with one another. They placed Chrysalis in between their cheeks. With a push from both ends, the Twilight's were having a tug-of-war style battle, except with them trying to fit the book in one of their anuses. After quite some time, the book gave out, and slid right into Future Twilight's rectum. Once it was in, Present Twilight pressed their asses against each other and awaited the book to be squeezed into her own asshole. After about 10 seconds, this dream became a reality, and Future Twilight and Present Twilight pooped Chrysalis in between their assholes for almost an hour on end.

When they grew tired of Ass-booking (which later became an Olympic sport), they pulled the book out of their brown eyes. It was covered in shit, but the Twilights were more than happy to lick it all off together. They looked at one another.
"So... Whaddya want to do now?" Future Twilight asked.
"I have an idea..." Present Twilight said.

PT used the horn magic to turn Chrysalis into a book strap-on. She put the new toy on herself and straddled Future Twilight. Inches away from insertion, she spit on the tip of her book dick to lube it up. Now that she was ready, she thrusted into Future Twilight's silky purple cunt.

Present Twilight pounded away mercilessly at her counterpart’s pussy. She didn't even hesitate to slow down and also gladly obliged whenever Future Twilight asked for more. It wasn't very hard for Present Twilight to hit all the right spots, since she and she alone knew where they were. Within 5 minutes of inserting, Present Twilight sprayed book cum all over Future Twilight's unaware back. The cum on her back fueled her lust as they switched roles and did it all over again.

Present Twilight and Future Twilight could now only lay down on the cold floor of the library, with their backs covered in steaming hot book semen. Finally, after about 5 minutes of heavy breathing, Future Twilight got up.
"Well, I think it's time for me to go back home..." She stated.
"Aw. Okay. See ya, wouldn't want to be ya! Oh wait! I am you!" Present Twilight joked.
"Yeah... Whatever."
Future Twilight gave her past self a goodbye kiss, did some horn-blazing' magical shit and in the blink of an eye, she was gone. Present Twilight looked around. There was a cum-covered book in the center of where the action took place, along with a normal book (that was actually Cadence).
"Well, that was fun. I wonder if there's any way I could go back and do it again...." She pondered.
She pulled up a ladder and searched for a spell book. Opening up the massive volume, she scanned the pages for a time spell. Her eyes fixed upon a spell which allowed her to go back in time to whenever she chooses, and stay there for as long as she wants. It was almost too good to be true. Twilight read the spell instructions, and began to make her horn work its magic. With a swirling whirlwind around her, Twilight felt herself disappear into nothingness.

When she reappeared, Twilight opened her eyes and saw two of her making out and scissoring in front of her.
"Hey fellas. Any room for one more?"

The End