//-------------------------------------------------------// I Am The Prince of Darkness, The Vampire King... Dracula! -by Demon War God- //-------------------------------------------------------// //-------------------------------------------------------// Prologue //-------------------------------------------------------// Prologue Mathew's P.O.V. "Elizabeth, have you seen my cape?!" I asked and the voice of my girlfriend came down stairs soon after. "No, have you checked the living room," she asked. "And have you seen the the head piece for my costume?" "No, I haven't, but we're already going to loose all of the good parking spots if we don't leave now, not to mention the line, and the hot summer sun!" I complained. "Fine, but I'm not going, instead I'm going to the costume party that we're SUPPOSED to be dressing up and going to, and be sure you don't buy anything that has to do with the your's or my costume, because I don't want to end up in Equestria." She said, even though I love her, I can't help but feel that what she just said to me was a little childish. "Come on Elizabeth, you've been reading too much god damn fanfiction on the internet, you know that right?" I asked her. "I'm serious Mathew, what if you get displaced?" She asked. "Come on Elizabeth, you know it's all bullshit, besides I bet when WE go in, WE WILL come out, and we'll look back as the best Comic Con ever!" I replied. I want her to come with me because I want her to have fun, especially after her parents' death from the car accident two months. "Alright, I'll go with you, but that still doesn't mean you're going buy anything for the costume, ok?" She asked. "I got it, I'm not going to buy ANYTHING that has to do with our costumes." I said, though I mentally had my fingers crossed. "Anyway, drama and fanfiction aside, let's go to Comic-Con!" I yell with much enthusiasm. "Alright save the enthusiasm for when we get there." She sighed. "I'll drive, if that's ok with you?" I asked. "Don't you mean I'LL drive, after all you did fail your drivers ed., not to mention your drivers test." She said with a smug look on her face. "Ok, I get it you don't think I can drive, don't you?!" I exclaimed. "No offense, but I'd rather be safe then dead." Elizabeth argued and I will admit, it's well argued. "Alright fine, let's just go." I sighed impatiently. We got outside and we got into the car, Elizabeth getting into the driver's seat and I have shot gun, and like that we are off. It took about an hour to get from the apartment to the convention, but we finally made it, and we managed to get a good parking spot, but now we have to deal with the banes of my existence, long lines and hot summer sun."CURSE YOU DAMNED SUN AND LONG LINE!!!" I yelled. "Mathew, watch your tongue or you'll make a scene!" Elizabeth yelled at me. "I'm sorry about that, its just I hate lines and hot summer days, but I'll stop if it makes you happy." I said with a hint of surrender. "Well just be patient, and the will be in Comic Con after than you could say 'oops'." she proclaimed. (2 hours later) "Aaaaaahhhhhhhh!!! When will we get in, my feet hurt, I'm getting a sunburn, and I'm hungry," Elizabeth complained and that's when she slipped into her birth tongue of Romanian, she always does this when she's furious. "Ei mai bine grabeste-te chiar imediat sau de numele lui Dumnezeu, sau voi intestin un porc!!!" "Whoa, Elizabeth you need to calm down, just take deep breaths, and look we're almost inside." I said with excitement in my voice. "Alright Mathew, I'll try to stay calm as best I can." She sighed. "At least we can see the inside of the convention, and I perhaps once we're in I'll see if I can get us some food from the local McDonald's down the street," I said, no matter what happens I will always be there to protect her, ever since we first met I felt that she was and will the most beautiful thing a guy as pathetic as me can ask for. Man I sound like one of those cheesy romance books. "You know I love you, right?" I asked. "Yes I do and I love you to," she said with a small smile "You know while we were standing in line an hour ago I was thinking that maybe we could get some pizza when we get back home, my treat." "Yes, thank you, you are the nicest girlfriend eve- I mean I will love to take you up your offer but let me pay for it." I said with a mature or mature as I can be ton of voice. "Why aren't you the gentleman." She said with a smile that said there was no use arguing with me, she knows more than anyone that once I set my mind to do something then you can bet your sweet ass that I'm going to do it, the only exception being driving. "Hey look, there only like a couple or more people left to go until it's our turn." I said with much enthusiasm. "Yes- I mean, that is excellent news to hear." Elizabeth said correcting her excitement with a much more mature tone of voice and posture. "You now with a tone of voice like that, people would actually believe you were from the 15th century." I said with a smug look on my voice. "Alright then, and what would people think when they see you." She countered, with an even smugger expression. "Touché," I said with no use of arguing over insults and dirty looks, only because she always wins these type of arguments. "Yes we're up next!" I shouted. The guy in front of us went in and we're next. "Hello 'Count DORKula'," said some guy behind me, I turned around to see my least favorite person in the world dressed as Richter Belmont, Shawn Tucker "And his 'lovely' bitch of a girlfriend." He mocks, and I felt my anger grow at the insult to my girlfriend, who was giving her signature evil look. Shawn was a huge dick, but if there's one thing I can admire about him, it's that he's a pretty hardcore Castlevania fan. "What do you want, you bastard?" I asked with venom in my tone. I've known this asshole since the beginning of freshman year of high school, the same year I met Elizabeth. Shawn bullied her and I had always defended her even back then when she didn't even like me. However I hate bullies and I would always fight back against them even for the people who hate me, our fights would often get us in trouble, but the dickhead would always act like HE'S the victim, the only reason I wasn't expelled from the school was because Elizabeth would often defend me and the former principle would always believe her thanks to the fact that the principal was in fact her father, that was until he died in the car crash that took both of Elizabeth's parents. "Oh sorry for insulting you Elizabeth, maybe you should go and cry to your mommy and daddy, whoops sorry, I forgot that they're dead, you're parents are dead, you're parents are dead~!" He sang. "You piece of shit," I yelled grabbing him and slamming him to a wall a support column near the entrance, everyone was starring at me. "If you don't cut the crap out right now, I'M GOING TO-" before I could finish my threat a gentle hand was placed on my shoulder at that moment, I turned around to find that hand belonged to Elizabeth, who spoke in a gentle voice. "Mathew, he's more trouble than he's worth, and even if you did do whatever you were threatening to do to him, I hate violence, you know that of all people. Now let's go, because by walking away from revenge, we're proving to Shawn, the world, and me that YOU are the better man here." I didn't like the idea of walking away, but it was Elizabeth who was saying this, so for her sake I released When from my grip, and sighed. "Alright Elizabeth, if that is what you wish, then I will happily fulfill it." I said returning to my calm state of mind. I have always been a bit... 'temperamental', but she was always a calming presence. However I didn't want to let Shawn go off scout free, so I took the the cheap-lookin', fake Vampire Killer Whip from Shawn's hands and threw it into the middle of the streets, but instead of landing on the road like I had intended, it landed it the back of a moving truck and continued to drive, unaware that it was carrying the thing. "Dude, what the fuck man!?!" He yelled. "That was for all the times you bullied Elizabeth you bastard." I said as I walked into the entrance with Elizabeth by my side. "Yeah you better run you coward, I bet you would still run away even if you're whore of a girlfriend was killed!" He yelled. That's when something happened, when something... snapped. "I WILL RIP YOUR BLACK HEART OUT OF YOUR GOD DAMN CHEST, AND SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR FUCKING THROAT YOU DICK SUCKING FAGGOT!!" I yelled as I grabbed him by the throat, and started punching his face repeatedly, drawing blood and I didn't stop until a sob snapped me out of my senses. I turn around to see Elizabeth on the ground, tears falling down her face, and a crowd of people with a looks filled with mixed feelings, like fear, pity, and anger at the gruesome act I had committed. I look at my glove covered hands to see that they were drenched in the same blood from that piece of shit for a human being known as Shawn. "Please Mathew, please stop this, I don- I don't want to see this, especially from someone who can be as kind as you." She said with a shaky voice and tears still falling down her face. "I'm so, so very sorry Elizabeth, I don't know what happened, I just... snapped," I said in an apologetic tone as I hugged her. "Come on, let's go inside." I conclude. She nods and we entered the convention. I was awe struck at the sheer number of people who decided to attend this year's Comic Con, while Elizabeth was trying her best to wipe away the tears. I couldn't help but feel bad, so I decided to do something a bit stupid, but could help her recover. "Elizabeth, how about we split up and buy some items from some stands, meet me back here at three ó clock, OK?" I asked, I just hope that this would make her feel better. "Alright then, I'll meet you back here, then we can go to McDonald's for lunch." She said regaining her composure and giving me a small, but warm smile. I gave her a nod of approval, and we went our separate ways. I was looking around to see if there were any booths that sold quality goods, instead of those cheap knockoffs that separates you from a lot of money. "Where can I find some good, quality, stuff?!" I shout whispered to myself. I couldn't find anything as of yet so I decided to just look at some cosplayers, who they're cosplaying as, and how good the cosplay was, and holy shit I saw some good ones. I was still standing in the same spot, thinking about who I should cosplay as next year, until a voice interrupted my thoughts. "Hey, hey buddy! Come over here." The voice said to me almost demanding me to do as it says. I look around to find the voice until my eyes rest upon a booth, and sitting behind the desk was a man that was cosplaying as 'The Merchant' from the Resident Evil franchise. I walk over to the booth and see a lot of quality goods, but nothing that really catches my eye. "What is it man, I have other things to do besides wasting my money." I said to him, he didn't get angry which surprised me, no he let out a slow, evil chuckle. "Ah yes, the prince of darkness himself, I'll admit that your costume is pretty spot on, but you seem to be missing your cape, and we can't have that now can we? So here's the deal, I'll give you the cape for free as long as you tell me anything I want to know." He said which surprised me because normally there some messed up price these 'nice' guys make you pay. "OK," I said not entirely sure if I should trust this guy. "I'll agree, but if you ask for anything that has to do with stealing money from my bank account, then I'll just take the cape, no pay." I said in the sternest voice I could give. "Oh don't worry friend, I will only ask three personal questions, then you get the cape, and as a sign of good will, I'll even throw in anything that I might have, completely free as well." He stated. Well what the heck, I've got nothing to loose. "Alright then, hit me with your best shot." I stated in a calm tone. "Alright, first question: Did you come here by yourself?" He asked. "That's a dumb question, but no, I came here with my girlfriend, her names Elizabeth." I answered. "Second question: Is she missing any costume pieces or has crappy looking costume pieces?" He asked. "She is missing the head garment for her cosplay, but what does that have to do with anything?" I asked though he just flat-out ignored my question. "Ok, final question: who is your girlfriend cosplaying as?" He asked. "What type of questions are these!?!" I shouted. "Answer the question, buddy." He said in a deep, demanding tone. "She's cosplaying as Lisa, Lisa Fahrenheit from Castlevania Symphony of the Night." I answered. "Ok, here's the cape, and since you answered my questions, I'll give you the missing head piece that your girlfriend's missing, free of charge." He stated. "Thank you kind sir." I replied, and left the booth. Oh man I can't wait to show Elizabeth, these things are top notch, the cape feels like it's made of silk, but it felt softer and thicker. When I got back a realization hit me, 'I don't want to wait there for Elizabeth to come back, so I'll just look for her.' I thought, and with my mind on the goal I'm off. "Where is she, I know she couldn't have gotten far." I mumbled to myself. Then at that moment I see Elizabeth checking out some video games and comics at a booth, so I walked behind her and I tap her on the shoulder, and man the face she made when I laid my hand on her shoulder was priceless, but then I realized that she got over the shock and is now looking at me with her signature angry look and evil eyes combo "What the hell Mathew! You would've given me a heart attack!" She yelled. "I'm sorry about that Elizabeth," I said with an apologetic look. "But look, I managed to get the missing parts for our costumes." "Mathew, I told you that I didn't want you to buy ANY costume parts." She said with a slight raise of tone of anger. "Elizabeth, I got these for free, and they weren't from the merchant." I lied to try and get her to put on the headpiece. "If you're lying to me, then I will never talk to you again, and I most certainly won't forgive you." She stated. "Don't worry, it's not going to send you into another world, besides it's all bullshit anyway." I said. She puts the wedding like headdress on and nothing happened for a moment. "See, what did I sa-" I stopped my triumph to see that Elizabeth's headdress and my cape were...glowing? "Mathew, I told you this could happe- AAAAAAHHHHH" she screamed as a hole in the ground appeared and she fell in. Then the whole expanded to get me. I tried to move, try to get away, but my legs won't move. I fell into the dark, bottomless hole with one thought in my head. 'Well... I guess Elizabeth has the right to say "I told you so you cheap bastard." I just hope she's OK.' ....Meanwhile in the Castle of the Two Sisters.... Things were following the same old boring routine until a portal opened up in the sky and two figures fell from it, one of them had a dark and evil energy that made the royal pony sisters shiver. "Sister, did thou sense the same dark presence as I?" Luna asks her sister Celestia who only nodded her head to confirm her sister's question. "Yes dear sister, thou art correct about what you sensed, this is a threat to our kingdom so we must be prepared to face this foe. We must take the elements with us as well." Celestia said to her sister with a stern look and steel in her tone. "One problem after another, not even a week has gone by since we defeated our foe Discord." Luna said. "Yes, but this energy it exerts is, pure evil filled with anger, hatred, and darkness." Celestia said as she used her magic to summon her battle armor and the three of the elements, Magic, Kindness, and Generosity. "I agree with thy sister's decision." Luna spoke and summoned her battle armor as well as the remaining elements, Loyalty, Honesty, and Laughter. Celestia dawned her battle armor as did Luna, with that they flew out to face this next 'threat'. ....Meanwhile back at Comic Con.... "I can't believe 'Count Dickula' just made me loose my replica of my Vampire Killer Whip. Oh when I get my hands on him-." He said ringing an imaginary neck until he was interrupted. "Hey buddy, I hear you lost your legendary Whip, well I got something that you'll be interested in." The merchant said as he pulls out a perfect replica of the Vampire Killer Whip. Shawn's eyes lit up at the sight of the beautifully hand crafted whip. "How much?!" Shawn asked in an excited tone. "Well I say about twenty bucks will do it." The merchant replied. "DEAL!" Shawn yelled as he slams the money down and took the Whip from the merchant's hand. "Nice doing business with you legendary vampire hunter." The merchant said, but paid no attention to the merchant's words, either that or he just didn't even care about the merchant's words. //-------------------------------------------------------// FFFFFFUUUUUUU-(1,000 years later)-UUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK!!!!!! (Edited) //-------------------------------------------------------// FFFFFFUUUUUUU-(1,000 years later)-UUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK!!!!!! (Edited) Mathew's P.O.V. "Oh God... What the hell happened." I said as I sat up and rubbed my aching head. Then I realized that I was in a freaky lookin forest, and its not even day time, well at least the stars and moon are out so I have SOME visibility. "Wait where's Elizabeth, Elizabeth! Elizabeth!!" I called trying to look for her. I didn't realize that my voice had change neither did I notice that I was a lot taller than what I was a few minutes ago at the convention. I found her lying unconscious on a tree trunk with a sword, a shield, knights body armor, a helmet in the shape of a dragon's head and a cloak, where the hell did all this shit come from?! Question for later. "Elizabeth please wake up." I said as I shook her until her eye lids fluttered a bit and after a few seconds later she was wide awake. "Mathew... Why are we in a fore- Wait, this can't be!" She said in shock. "What... It can't be what?" I asked. "This is the Everfree Forest, but that could only mean- MATHEW YOU LIED TO ME, YOU SAID THAT YOU DIDN'T BUY THE COSTUME PIECES FROM THE MERCHANT OTHERWISE THEY WOULDN'T TRANSPORT US HERE!!" Elizabeth yelled. "I'm sorry I... I didn't know." I said though my tone was filled with weakness and regret. "I warned you that this could happen. Mathew I had a life, a real life!" She said, tears forming and threatening to fall. "What can I say, I'm sorry." I said, I felt myself litteraly getting smaller though I didn't know that. "Well thanks to you, we're stuck in Equestria as the people we were cosplaying as." She said. "I'm so sorry... Wait did you say that we're now the real Dracula and Lisa, that means that... Maybe I could call forth Castlevania!" I said with a bit too much joy then what I had intended, she looked up at me tears starting to fall down, but quickly wiped the tears away and recomposed herself. "I think that would be best, since we are in the dark and dawn is approaching from what I can tell." She said, which confused me for a sec and caused me to ask a dumb question. "What so bad about the sun?" I stupidly asked. "It's bad because like it or not, YOU ARE Count Dracula now and that means that you have his weaknesses, this includes sunlight." She replied. "Can't I just make it so that the night will never end in my area." I asked. "I don't think the princesses will appreciate that." She answered. "Then all the more reason to summon the castle," I said then I realized something "I don't know how to summon Castlevania exactly." I said, causing Elizabeth to fall over in disbelief at my stupidity exactly like in some animes I've watched. "Well we got to think of something Dracu- I mean Mathi- I mean Mathew" She said correcting herself. "How about you go by Lisa now, and I go by Count or Lord Dracula Vlad Tepes, or you could call me Mathias Cronqvist, since we are stuck here." I said with a nervous smile written on my face. "Well since it will stop making me confused, like the session that I recently had, then we can go by new names now, I suppose that I shall go by Lisa Fahrenheit now, and I shall call you by the human name of the Castlevania game's Dracula, Mathias, though you should go by Dracula." She answered. "Alright then it's settled, so... Now what?" I asked. "Well we should find a form of shelter from the day, then once it's night time we can go find food." She said, as soon as she said this my stomach started to grumble, like I hadn't eaten in centuries, I looked at Eliza- Lisa with hunger in my eyes. "Mathias... What are yo-" before  she could finish, I had already grabbed  her with inhuman strength and before I knew what I was doing I sank my newly acquired fangs into her neck, she let out a gasp of pain, but with what will I had left, I told myself not to kill her, eventually I stopped, I looked at her, thank god she was still alive. "What the fuck was that for Mathias!?!" She yelled. "I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to, it was all instinct, and I had no control over it." I said lowering my head in regret. "It's fine... BUT WORN ME NEXT TIME YOU JERK!!" Lisa yelled as she smacked the back of my head. "Ow, that really hurt you know." I said with minor annoyance in my tone. "Good because that was the intended purpose of that smack." She said with a smug grin on her face. "Yeah well we better get going, 'cause I could use a good nap." I said, yawning to emphasize my point. As we were about to walk off I heard the loudest god damn yell, I think exists, and it wasn't friendly. "HALT, FOUL CREATURE! WE HAVE COME TO STOP THY DARK WISHES FROM COMING TRUE AND ETERNALLY DAMNING OUR KINGDOM TO DARKNESS AND RUIN!!!" The voice yelled, we turned around to see two figures standing there and they were some kind of human-horse crossbreed or something, both had a female physique, so I would assume they're females they also had hooves for feet wings and horns which was weird, but hey I'm not judging. One had white skin with a pastel colored ethereal mane (hair?) and tail?!, she was clad in golden armor and had a bag by her side, she was also armed with a sword and shield and was pretty tall and scary. The other one had blue skin and an ethereal mane and tail that depicted the night sky stars and all. She had black armor on, was armed with a scythe, and had a bag by her side, she wasn't as tall as the first but she somehow looked scarier. "So, what brings to these neck of the woods?" I asked the two scary ladies, I then mentally laughed at my woods joke. "If thou really inquires our business, then it is simple demon, we are here to destroy thou's wicked presence!" The shorter one bellowed. "Alright, I know this is some sort of prank, but I'll play along, what are the names names of my 'destroyers', after all if your so bent on destroying me, then at least give me your name." I demand. "Thou art speaking to Princess Celestia, co-ruler of Equestria, I raise the sun and therefore bring forth the day." The one called Celestia said. "And I am Princess Luna, I rule Equestria along side my sister, I raise the moon, and paint the stars in the sky therefore I bring forth the night." The other one know Identified as Luna, OK now I sound like a fuckin' robot. "Now you have our names of thy opponents, pray tell us thy name, demon." She said with venom in her voice at the word 'demon'. "If you really want to know then fine. I am the lord of darkness, the king of the vampires, I am both praised and loved by the night. I am the dragon and the devil, I am... Count Dracula Vlad Tepes," I bellowed. "Oh and that's my girlfriend Lisa Fahrenheit." I stated flatly. I was quite surprised that the two self proclaimed princesses' courage had faltered and their eyes grew wide in fear at the mention of my name. I also heard Lisa call me a jerk for either adding too much finesse to my introduction, or making hers totally boring and forgettable, maybe even both. Though it didn't take long for them to recover, because in merely a few seconds for the two princesses gain there barrings again. "Ti's be demons such as you, who brings disgrace and make others shun my night." Luna spoke with hatred and venom in her tone, I was starting to enjoy pushing their buttons so I continued. "You call me, a child of the night, a demon, and that I bring disgrace to the night, do I see a hypocrite before me?" I asked mockingly. "You shalt not mock my sister." Celestia said with steel in her tone. That I, for one admire. ...Castlevania Symphony of the Night track "Dance of Illusions"... "Enough talk then, have at you!" I yelled, and they instantly got into their battle stances. From what I can tell Celestia has stronger attacks, and has more defensive capabilities. Luna on the other hand was the smaller, more agile one of the two. I decided to attack with my Hellfire ability. I raised my right arm to open my cape and the fireballs were unleashed to attack them. As I suspected Luna dodged it, while Celestia raised her shield to block that attack. Which gave me the opportunity to teleport behind her. I activated the ability and appeared behind Celestia, from the surprise look on her face, I would assume that she didn't know that I could teleport. I had planned to give her a good old sock to the jaw, but she used her shield to block the punch, however she didn't anticipate my vampiric strength which sent her flying and colliding to a near by tree. I was bathing in my glory when Luna snuck behind me and strikes me with her scythe, which would have hurt if it wasn't for the fact that I am invulnerable to most weapons, safe for a few exceptions such as the Vampire Killer Whip or Alucard's Sword from the game. She looked at me with a mix of shock and horror, while I just did the same thing I did to her sister and sent her flying back, slamming into a tree which probably injured her spine. Then I came to the realization that these people or ponies, whatever they are, have never fought vampires before. I was about to go over to them and finish them off so that they couldn't do anymore trouble for me, but Lisa stopped me with a tug on my arm, and a shake of the head which confirmed to me that she didn't want me to do it. So I decided to stop and walked away with her, but I decided to look back and saw Celestia and Luna getting back up from the butt whopen I just gave them. "Sister, this monster is a greater threat than we initially thought." Luna spoke, wheezing in pain from her spine. "I agree sister, we must use the elements right now." Celestia stated with determination in her tone and facial expression. They pulled out six gems in total, three for each of the sisters. "Oh really, you think you can defeat ME with a bunch of rocks, you are quite brave I give you that, but also quite arrogant and foolish." I said. I looked at Lisa, only to be met with fear and worry in those eyes. "Mathias, those things will turn you into stone if you let them." She spoke with worry in her tone. "What do you mean they'll turn me into stone?" I asked. Just as I said this I looked to the two princesses, just to see them activate these 'elements' as they called them, and giant rainbow was heading straight for me. I was caught off guard, I couldn't move even if I wanted to, I felt fear for my fate. I was going to accept my it when I was pushed out of the way, I looked in utter horror that it was Lisa that pushed me out of the way, there wasn't enough time for her to get out of the way, and she knew this. The beam hit and slowly she was turned to stone. "Lisa, why, why did you save me, it should have been ME, not you." I said as tears freely fell down my cheeks, but it wasn't long before it was soon replaced by overwhelming rage and hatred. "YOU'LL PAY WITH YOUR LIVES FOR WHAT YOU'VE DONE, YOU USELESS GOD DAMN COCK SUCKING WHORES!!!!" I bellowed in rage. I felt myself grow and elongate until I was 10 ft tall. I raised my left arm to the side to distract them with my Dark Inferno attack "This is true power!" I bellowed, and unleashed a barrage of magma fireballs. They thought I was going to repeat my first tactic again, but instead of teleporting, I transformed my body into that of a wolf and attacked. I clawed and snapped my jaws at them getting in a few lucky hits, but unfortunately, none of the wounds were fatal. "Sister, we must have some plan of attack." Luna said with pain in her voice thanks to the wounds I gave her. "It seems that the demon is invulnerable to our conventional means of attack, let us try our spells." Celestia suggested to her sister. They nodded and their horns started to glow, Celestia fired a beam of golden light at me, and the attack did not fail to hit its mark. I was sent flying back to a nearby tree, and I could hear steam coming off of me, and pain engulf my senses. When the pain had stopped I thought to myself 'That wasn't supposed to hurt me, how could she have- wait a second, she said she raised the sun, maybe she can harvest some of its power meaning... Oh shit.' I transformed back into my original form and was knocked back into the tree again, by Luna's magical attack this time, but instead of pain, I felt... Better, I soon remembered that Luna raised the night, and that meant that she had unknowingly healed and returned my strength to my body. "I have to admit, you both are quite skilled," I said as I got up. "However, I would assume that you did not expect this." I said as I summoned a flow of dark energy, and out of the woods came packs of.... Wooden wolves? Oh whatever, anyway, they came beside me a knelt before me. "Now my wooden friends, kill them." I said nonchalantly, pointing at the two whores. The wolves growled and to attacked them. They put up a valiant fight, and they were easily defeating the wolves, but they were tiring out which was the real reason I had the wolves attack them. "Sister, I think he knew that we could defeat the Timber Wolves easily." Celestia said. So that's what the wood wolves are called, good to know. "Yes, but why did Dracula unleash the Timber Wolves on us?" Luna asked, something tells me that she is not as smart as her sister. "I think that he had intended for the Timber Wolves to weaken us." Celestia answered. "Very good observation, but now I shall take the stage." I said as I turned my cape into my Demonic Wings. I flew into the air, and as did this they used there own wings to take to the sky. "This is where it ends, Dracula!" Celestia bellowed. "Oh really," I said with a sly smirk as I hoovered over Lisa's statue so it wouldn't be destroyed. "Blood Hydro Storm!" I shouted. I casted the spell, and it rained down blood, shooting faster than bullets. Unfortunately I was still too slow since that spell gave them time to summon up force fields with their magic. While I kept my area rain-free. After the spell stopped, they took down the force field that each of them casted, but they looked pretty exhausted, probably do to the fact that they had not endured the level of stress on their magic that my Blood Hydro Storm had brought. "Sister, we cannot keep this up for much longer, we must use the elements again." Luna said mustering a lot of strength, just to not pass out from exhaustion. "Yes, but we have to distract him, you keep him busy while I charge the elements, come back as soon as you can to help finish Dracula off." Celestia said. "Right." Luna replied, and she charged at me, she knew that her act wouldn't due any good against me so she stuck to using magic. Celestia began to channel her magic into the spell. "Now Dracula, you shall feel the wrath of the princess of the night!" She exclaimed. I was thinking on my opinions when a thought struck me. I could hypnotize her into betraying her sister, I wouldn't make her do it yet though. "Aren't you jealous of Celestia, after all, she raises the sun, she is loved by all, and your subjects always sleep through your beautiful night, until the sun rises again." I said, using my powers to affect her will. Celestia caught sight of this, and tried to make her sister come back to her senses. "Sister, do not listen to his lies, he is trying to turn us against each other." Celestia reasoned, and the plan may have seemed worked, but I made her forget what I had said, but her will was mine. I needed her to overthrow her sister, in order for me to return and once I do, I'll kill her, then I'll be free to do whatever I want, and that is to live peacefully, without peop- I mean ponies coming after me. "Yes sister, I understand." Luna said as she flew to her sister's side to imprison me, I had to make it look convincing, so that they don't get suspicious of me, until the time is right. They fired the rainbow of doom at me and I said my line. "No, this cannot be, AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!" I screamed and was turned to stone. "Wait being trapped in stone is so long and so boring, FFFFFFUUUUUUU-!!!" ....1,000 years later.... "-UUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK!!! Alright calm down, just because you're trapped in a garden maze next to your stoned girlfriend, doesn't mean it's that bad right?" I asked myself. I have been in this hell hole of a prison for 1,000 years, and my plan for having Luna overthrow Celestia had failed, but I still hold on to that sliver of hope that I would be free soon. Wait do my ears deceive me, or are there actually children I hear. As if to confirm my hunch, a bunch of kids, lead by what seems to be a school teacher. Oh I see it's a school field trip, how adorable. "I think that statue represents beauty." And here we have two statues posed together, can you tell me what the first one represents?" The anthro teacher asked pointing to Lisa, she wore a dress, which had a three flowers on each side, her coat was the color of a cherry blossom, and she had two lighter shades of cherry blossom for her mane and tail. I swear that teacher is trying WAY too hard to teach those brats. "I think that represents compassion." answered one of her students. She was wearing a button-up white shirt, a light purple tie, and a skirt that stopped just below the knees, she had a white coat, and two different shades of purple for her mane and tail. Her presence just screams 'teacher's pet, with a hint of walking dictionary', she also had a horn, did I mention that? "Yeah well, I think it represents beauty." answered another one of her students contrasting her fellow student's answer. She wore a black hoodie and green short shorts. She had an orange coat, and had a dark magenta color for her mane and tail. Her presence gave out the impression that she could beat you up, and she had a very small pair of wings, implying that she is a Pegasus. Clearly the teacher knew when a fight was about to break out when she saw it and decided to reply to there answers. "This is a statue of an unknown creature, and she is supposed to represent love, compassion, and beauty." The teacher said. "Miss. Cheerilee, ah was wandering what that statue represents."  said another one of Miss Cheerilee students, pointing at my statue a.k.a my stone prison. She was wearing blue overalls, a big red bow, and had a plad green T-shirt. She also had a yellow coat and a red mane and tail, and judging by her attire and accent I could say she was growing up on a farm. "Well Appleloom, to answer your question, that is the statue of one of the enemies the princesses have both fought and defeated in the past, he controlled many dark powers that we don't fully understand. His name was Dracula Vlad Tepes, and he represents hatred, anger, and darkness." Miss Cheerilee said giving some facts about me. They left soon after to check out more statues, and so the wait continues, and it soon became night. But then I hear the most beautiful sound of all, I hear a crack, then another and another, and in no time I was free. I looked to my left to see the statue of my girlfriend and soon enough, she was free as well. "So~, how've you been honey?" I asked, she replied with a swift punch to my nose. ...Meanwhile back at Comic Con... "Hey guys." Shawn greeted to his three friends, they had all decided to go as Castlevania characters, well it was more like Shawn forced them to. His friends Thea and Mary Iris were sisters, Thea was 16 years old, while Mary was only 8, so they decided with the approval of Shawn, cosplayed as Annette and Maria Renard (Thea being Annette, while Mary being Maria). Thea was also Shawn's girlfriend, they didn't want to bring Mary here in the first place, but Thea's parents forced them to, so they just had to deal with it. Tyler Forest was cosplaying as Ronaldo Gandolfi, simply because he could, and of course as a bonus it pissed Shawn off for not cosplaying as Alucard instead. "Hey man, I see you got a replacement for the last Vampire Killer Whip you lost, and I see that the nose bleed is healing up quite nicely too." Tyler said, which earned him a glare from Shawn. "Boys, let's not start this up, ok?" Thea asked Shawn and Tyler. "Hey Shawn?" Mary asked grabbing everyone's attention. "Yes Mary." Shawn said, trying not to ignore her and humoring Mary's antics. "Why is your whip-thing glowing?" Mary asked innocently. Everyone followed Mary's gaze to the Vampire Killer Whip which was now glowing. //-------------------------------------------------------// Well It SUCKS To Be Him!!! Hahahah- I'll Stop Now. //-------------------------------------------------------// Well It SUCKS To Be Him!!! Hahahah- I'll Stop Now. (Mathew's) Dracula's P.O.V. "OK now that you've got that out of your system, we should go back into that weird forest, what was it called again?" I asked my at-the-moment-not-so-beloved girlfriend. "If you must know it's called the Everfree Forest, now do me a favor and remember the name." She said. "Shall we fly off?" I asked as I transformed my cape into my Demonic Wings. "No thank you, I'd rather walk." She replied. "Fine by me." I said turning my Demonic Wings back to its original cape form. "By the way can I have a bite to drink?" I asked her. "No!" She yelled, which made me wince a bit before regaining my composure. "Ok, we might as well walk. Would you like to accompany me in our walk out of this petty excuse of a castle?" I asked offering my hand, now the reason I'm acting so gentlemanly is because I still feel kinda bad for all the shit that's happened to her lately, and I kinda want to make amends for that, and hope she would forgive me ok? I'm not acting gentlemanly because it was my duty or anything, because believe me I once hoped that Celestia would have a heart attack so big, it would kill her whole fucking family. I mean SERIOUSLY that bitch eats a lot, and I mean A LOT of cake. "Very well," She replied. "But let's hurry up, this place is starting to rub me the wrong way." "Alright, so I believe the exit is that way." I said as I took hold of her hand and ran so that we wouldn't get spotted. When we got to the entrance we saw two guards on stand point. "Perfect! Now what are we going to do!?" I yell-whispered. "Well we could just find sneak past the guards or find another exit." She answered. Though I looked upon the guards and I can feel my hunger growing, I realized that I haven't eaten in 1,000 years. I tried thinking of other things to distract me, but even now I can feel the hunger taking over. "Ok, fuck this! I'm hungry!!" I yelled as I charged at the two guards. They were caught off guard, so their defenses were pathetic at most. Well I guess I could give them SOME slack, since this is probably the first (and last) vampire they have seen, but then they screamed as soon as I drank from one of them, which would have been funny... If it wasn't for the fact that guards came swarming outside, and everyone in the castle is now awake and on high alert. "Oh~ shit." I looked over to Lisa, who had a look of rage that plastered her normally gentle face. I ran to Lisa, and left the other guard to tend to his friend over there. "You are an idiot! You know that?!" She shouted. If it was a normal day for us, I would try to defend myself, but this is not our typical day. "Ok, less talking, more flying." I said frantically as I transformed my cape into my wings, took Lisa by the arms, and took off. Lisa was screaming bloody murder, but I didn't hear what she was saying. I had the Everfree Forest in my sight, I looked behind me to see a group of six Pegasi guards pursuing us. "Great! Now the princesses KNOW that we've escaped!" Lisa yelled. I had to shake off the guards that were pursuing us, so I dived straight down to the ground, and pulled up at the last second. The guards didn't have such good luck, since the armor was weighing them down and so they crashed. I heard of few moans and groans which at least confirmed that they were alive, probably never going to walk and/or fly again, but alive nevertheless. I flew into the forest with Lisa in my arms. When I was sure that we were safe I gently landed on the ground, let go of Lisa, and tuned my wings back to it's cape form. "You couldn't control your hunger for five lousy minutes?!" She yelled. "I'm sorry ok, but I was too god damn hungry." I explained. "Well I suppose I can accept that answer. By the way I did notice a lot of stuff on the ground next to me when I woke up, should we go find them?" Lisa asked me. I thought of it for a moment before reaching my decision. "I guess we could go look for them, but I think I know how to summon Castlevania." I said. "Oh really, and how did you figure it out?" She asked with a bit of a rising tone in anger. I hung my head low in shame. "I realized that I could have simply wished it to be here, and then it would appear." I answered. I simply wished Castlevania to be there and *poof* it was there, standing in all its Gothic style glory. The drawbridge was down to make a path an insta-moat that just appeared out of nowhere, now normally I would question how a moat just appeared out of nowhere, but seeing as both me and my girlfriend are now trapped in a world of technicolor anthro ponies as Dracula Vlad Tepes and Lisa Fahrenheit, it's best to just roll with it Now I'm not going to go to give a description of EVERY SINGLE hallway we've passed and backtracked through. "Mathias, I think we need a guide." Lisa said with annoyance in her voice at the seemingly endless expanse of hallways, and to be honest I was getting annoyed to. I mean how did all the Belmonts get to Dracula's (my new) throne room in the first place, it would have taken days to get there. "I think so to, but who," I asked myself for awhile before had an idea on who. "Death, I call you to serve me once again!" I yelled. At first nothing really happened until I heard the deep rasping laughter of Death himself. "My lord and master you have returned, it has been a long time, but I knew you would come back. Now what is it that you desire of me?" The voice of Death said as his scythe materialized out of thin air, and spun of few times before the scythe stopped and Death materialized with his scythe in hand. "I would like you to guide us to the master bed champers in the castle." I said. Now a lot of people would be scared seeing the Grim Reaper right in front of them, and to be honest I would have been scared to. But for some reason or another I didn't feel scared, in fact I felt like he was a long time friend to be greeted. "Very well my lord. Follow me." He said as he floated ahead to help us around the castle. After what seemed like hours we finally made it to the bed champers. There I saw a coffin and it may not sound like a good thing to you, but it looked like a heavenly cloud to me. However Death soon interrupted my daydream. "My lord, are you alright?" He asked me. "I'm fine, but thanks for asking." I replied. "Is there anything else I could do for you, my lord?" He inquired with general curiosity in his raspy tone of voice. "Yes, now that you mention it, there is something you can do for me." I said. I looked for Lisa, who was now retiring to her chambers. "What is it." He asked me. "You see there were a series of items that I found near the tree trunk where I found Lisa unconscious," I told him "Can you retrieve those items and bring them to me?" I asked of him. "As you wish master." He said, and with that he vanished. I looked back at the coffin and walked over to it. I opened the lid, lied down, and closed the lid. With that said, I'm going to sleep. ...Meanwhile Back at Canterlot... Celestia and was not in the least bit happy with being woken up with the castle on high alert. She was just got done putting on some proper clothes when her sister burst the doors open. "Tia, we have a bit of a crisis on our hands." Luna said. "Can you not see that we're are on high alert?" Celestia asked sarcastically. Luna rolled her eyes and continued. "Two statues are gone," Luna said. "They were the statues of... Dracula Vlad Tepes, and Lisa Fahrenheit." Celestia felt her heart sink as soon as she heard the name. Memories of her battle with the monster, and how he was was the cause of Nightmare Moon. Hatred found its way into her heart when regarding that monster. "Rally the troops, we have to find him before he can manipulate or hurt anyone else, and warn the element bearers." She shouted. Luna knew this was serious. ...Meanwhile back at Comic Con... Everyone looked at Shawn's Vampire Killer Whip, which was glowing. "Dude, why is your whip glowing?" Tyler asked. "I don't know!" Shawn shouted. Suddenly the whip was dragging Shawn to a hole that had appeared out of nowhere. "Help, guys help me!!!" Shawn screamed. They recovered from there shock and rushed over to help him pull him away from the hole, even little Mary came to help. "Help me!" Shawn shouted. "We're trying!" Tyler yelled. However their combined strength wasn't enough, and they were dragged in the hole together. "Though they will arrive in Equestria, it will be eighteen years later from, Matthew's current place in time." a mysterious and demonic figure watched in amusement from another dimension. "The pieces are almost in place, and then, Equestria will descend into an all-out war. Oh don't worry Nathan, or should I say Cell, I'll be back with your story soon" The demonic figure said with a psychotic glee in his tone.