Sorrow...

HELP. ME. PLEASE. DERPY IS DROPPING EVERYTHING ON ME! ANYONE PLE- OW! DERPY QUIT IT WILL YOU PLEASE?! AGH! NOT ANOTHER ANVI- OW! ACK QUIT IT!

Later...

Sorry about that, I got Derpy mad... maybe I'll tell you why maybe I won't... oh why not, I'll tell you.

*FLASHBACK*

Me: Hey Derpster.

Derpy: Oh hi!

Me: Do you like muffins or cupcakes better?

Derpy: Of course I like muf- HEY!

Me:*stuffs cupcakes into her face* GOTCHA!!!!!!!

Derpy: >:C *starts dropping stuff*

Me: Hey wha- OW!

Derpy: Two can play at this game! >:D

Me: (thinking *OH CRAPITY SNAP OH CELESTIA NO!!!!!!!!*)

Derpy: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA MUFFINS SHALL PREVALE!!!!! YESSSSSS MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!!!!!!

Me:(Thinking *OH NO, THE WORLD'S GONNA DIE!!!!!*)