Masturbation For Fun And Profit
“I don’t know about this, Rarity...”
“Oh, come now, Fluttershy; trust me, I’ve partaken in these contests before. I can assure, while it seems outwardly crude, it is quite the wonderful way to combat public humility, and it is an excellent detractor of shame.” Rarity flipped her mane from her face, smiling gently at Fluttershy. “It is a lot, to expose yourself to the public like this, but you and I have a gift few Ponyville mares have. And since Miss Cheerilee is sick today and Sweetie’s friend Scootaloo is far too young to enter these sorts of contests, I feel like it is a great service to the community that you’ll be performing today to fill in for them.”
“I just...” Fluttershy looked down at her hooves as the two of them slowly pressed on towards the center of town. “I’ve just never been proud of it, you know? I barely want to reveal anything about it to my closest friends, much less show it to the whole town.”
“I felt the same way,” Rarity assured her. “But after the first time I did the contest, I felt something change inside me; something wonderful, as if a great weight had been lifted. I no longer felt chained by my anatomy. I felt empowered by it!” Her smile broadened, and Fluttershy felt her heart leap a little. “That’s something I want for you, Fluttershy, dear.”
“I-I don’t feel chained,” Fluttershy said, shrinking down slightly and rooting herself to the spot. “I-It’s more of a... pleasant leashing!”
Rarity tsked, and nudged Fluttershy in the side, causing the delicate mare to eep in surprise and hop up to her hooves. “Come now, Fluttershy. You know that I would never make you do anything that would be harmful to you... and while I fully understand that this is well out of your comfort zone, I am only pushing you past it to allow you to embrace what makes you uncomfortable so you can grow as a pony.”
Fluttershy’s face was burning with a blush as the two of them entered the center of town. A large crowd had gathered in a ring around the very center of the town square. The center of the ring was empty save for a single pony wearing a white and black checkered shirt over her pink coat.
“Pinkie Pie?” Fluttershy asked, her eyes wide as the crowd parted to let her and Rarity through to their pink friend. “Wh-What are you...”
“I’m the referee, silly!” Pinkie said, bouncing in place. “When I found out about this contest, I HAD to get involved! And since they didn’t have anypony running the show for them, and since I don’t have any stallion bits, I thought ‘Oh my gosh, Pinkie, this is the perfect job for you!.”
“Now, darling, I don’t expect you to be impressed,” Rarity said, unable to disguise the sheer smugness in her voice. “But I happen to hold the 1st place championship for this contest. I’m the undefeated champion for eighteen contests! And that’s solid, mind you; that means nine times I’ve held out the longest, and nine times I’ve pushed myself to orgasm first.” She sighed, clearly reminiscing fondly on previous victories, for Fluttershy watched, blushing intently, as Rarity’s cock slithered from her sheath and began to harden with each heartbeat of the alabaster mare.
“Wow, Rarity, you sure are excited for the contest!” Pinkie exclaimed, crouching and turning her head to get a good view at Rarity’s hardening length. “Woo! Look at it grow!”
“Yes, well,” Rarity said, smiling with great self-assurance as Fluttershy trembled in place, sweating profusely. “I rarely get to display myself in such a way. It’s only in times like this that I feel I can present something usually so private and somewhat crude to the forefront of our small town’s society. And to have it welcomed with such open hooves—relatively speaking—why, it’s just so magnificent... it’s something that defeats feelings of shame and empowers the souls and the pony who harbors it.”
“D-Do you really feel that way?” Fluttershy whispered as she watched Rarity’s length continue to harden.
“Of course!” Pinkie said cheerfully. “She gives us the same speech every month! To be honest, I think that Cheerilee’s ‘sickness’ might have something to do with that, hehe.”
Rarity’s nostrils flared, her cock bobbing. “Well, I can’t help if I feel enlivened by something that is usually so unseemly and decide to own up to it instead of crouching behind the false pretense that it is anything but what it is: a glorified masturbation contest!”
“But it’s fun, and sexy!” Pinkie produced a tape measure from seemingly nowhere, rolling it around on her hoof. “Alright, contestants, you know what time it is! Let’s get your measurements before we can start the contest!”
“Measurements?” Fluttershy squeaked timidly.
Pinkie rolled her eyes, huge grin still plastered on her face. “Well, duh! The crowd wants to know a little bit of what they’re dealing with. We get a measurement of your ding dong and your ping-pongs!”
Fluttershy blinked blankly at Pinkie Pie.
“She means your, ah, endowments, Fluttershy, dear,” Rarity said.
Fluttershy blinked blankly at Rarity.
“They’re talking about your dick and balls!” A stallion shouted from near the edge of the crowd. Fluttershy’s face immediately darkened in hue and her wings shot out to their full span.
“O-Oh...” Biting her lip nervously, she looked around. “Rarity, I’m not so sure I want to do this...”
“Dear, I know it’s a bit much for you, but trust me, I wasn’t exactly keen on going with it at first. But soon into my first experience, I began to get drunk on the elation of the crowd and being able to accept something that’s so personal as something that gives me power!” She paused to take a breath, and went on to say, “Think about how you are when you’re singing in front of a crowd; it’s very similar to that in feeling. Just as that was a personal expression of your voice, this is a personal expression of your body and pleasure.”
“I-I don’t think the two are that similar...” Fluttershy trembled in place, her eyes dashing between Rarity and the crowd. “M-Maybe I ought to sit this one out Rarity, I’m sorry...”
“There’s also a fifty bit prize for the winner!” Pinkie chimed in. Fluttershy’s trembling stopped for just a moment.
“F-Fifty?”
Pinkie nodded enthusiastically. “Yep-yep! Think about everything you could do with that amount of money!”
“Why, I myself was able to fund quite the many extravagant dress with my winnings each month,” Rarity said. “But I’ll give you my winnings from this round if you participate, Fluttershy. No! I won’t just do that—I’ll match your winnings with bits from my own coffers if you manage to best me.”
“Th-That’s...” Fluttershy’s eye grew wide. “One-hundred bits! I could fix up the Ferret Habitat with that money and still have enough leftover to put in a new chicken coop and all new birdhouses...” She looked up into Rarity’s eyes and smiling with shaky but present determination. “I’ll do it, Rarity!”
“Yes!” Pinkie pumped her hoof. “Now then! Let’s get to measuring, shall we giiiirls?”
Rarity nodded, smiling slightly as she spread her legs. “Now, you’ve done this enough times to memorize the dimensions by heart, I suppose?”
“Oh, you know it,” Pinkie said, leaning down and drawing the measuring tape parallel to Rarity’s length. “But I gotta do it anyway to make sure it didn’t grow a few inches when I wasn’t looking, hehe!” Pinkie surfaced from under her friend, and hoped around back. “Life your tail, please?”
Rarity hiked her meticulously-groomed tail, and spread her legs a little more just for good measure. Pinkie wrapped her measure around her testes, and checked her measurements. “Woah! Your balls got a little bigger!”
“Oh?” Rarity asked, eyebrow raised.
“Yup! Combined circumference is 5.9 inches!”
“And my length, darling?”
Pinkie smiled. “Same as last time! A solid 11 inches!” She turned to Fluttershy. “Alright Flutters! Your turn!”
“I-I’m afraid I’m not...” Fluttershy tred her hooves in the dirt nervously. Looking around, she lowered her voice to a whisper. “Aroused.”
“That’s easy! Think about somepony you like!” Pinkie said. “Like Big Mac! You like him, don’t you!”
Fluttershy bit her lip, sweating nervously.
“Think about his thick, yet well toned flanks,” Pinkie said, dropping her eyes to half-lid. “Think about his heavily muscled body rippling as sweat drips down him, his powerful legs slamming into the tree next to him...”
Fluttershy eeped softly, closing her legs around her balls as she felt her shaft twitch, arousal building a small fire in her belly.
“Think about his huge, swaying cock as he breathes softly into your ear,” Pinkie said softly, inching closer to Fluttershy. “Think about his powerful grasp around your body, his cock ready to slam into you with all his immense might...” Pinkie leaned in to Fluttershy’s ear, licking the inside of it gently.
Fluttershy froze for a moment, then hastily hopped back. “Pinkie!”
“Ah, look! There it is!” Pinkie popped under Fluttershy, and whistled softly. “Wowie! You’ve got a big one, girl!”
“I-I never really compared it to anypony else,” Fluttershy whispered. Pinkie slid behind her and tapped her legs.
“Spread ‘em! I need to get your ping-pongs too!”
“C-Can you please not call them that?” She spread her legs regardless, and felt her coat bristle as Pinkie wrapped the measure around her plump testes.
“Woah, these are some decent measurements!” Pinkie exclaimed, looking over the tape measure. “Better than decent, they’re super-duper impressive! Rarity, you gotta promise me you won’t get jealous when I read them off to the crowd!”
“Darling, I’m certain I’m above such petty feelings,” Rarity said, rolling her eyes and smirking slightly.
“Okey-doke... Fluttershy comes in at a length of 15 inches and a total testical circumfance of 7.2 inches!”
Rarity’s jaw dropped. “W-What?” Fluttershy merely buried her face behind her mane.
“Well, now that the measurements are in, it’s time to start!” Pinkie said, turning to address the crowd fully. “In this month’s Spank Off, the contests will be racing to see who can orgasm first! When I shout ‘go’, they’ll be free to bring themselves to orgasm in any way possible, provided they do not intentionally use any other pony to help them get to this point!” She turned back to Fluttershy and Rarity, smiling broadly. “You ready, girls?”
They both nodded in unison.
“Alright, on my mark... get set... GO!”
Rarity immediately fell backwards into a sitting position, grabbing her length with her hooves and rubbing vigorously, making sure that she returned to full length and hardness, as some of her arousal had been lost to time. Fluttershy looked over, and adopted a similar position, shakily bringing her hooves to her length.
Oh, what have you gotten yourself into this time, Fluttershy? she lamented to herself, gingerly massaging her heft member, closing her eyes tightly and grimacing as she tried to stroke herself with the same enthusiasm and pleasure she did when she was at home and had a nice evening all to herself.
Her cock, still hard as it ever was, quivered with each push and pull she gave it. She opened one eye tentatively, and watched as her massive member bobbed back and forth in her grasp.
Rarity, meanwhile, was reveling in the entire experience. She put a single hoof in her mouth, giving it a gently kiss before pushing it to the center of her dick and slowly moving down to the medial ring. Once it was there, she teased it, watching as her penis danced elegantly in response to her ministrations. Egged on by the cheers and roaring from the crowd, she took her other hoof and pressed her hoof flat against the tip of her cock, grinding the head against her frog.
“You must own it, Fluttershy,” Rarity said to her fellow contest member, biting her bottom lip and fluttering her eyelashes as a wave of pleasure rolled through her. Tucking her stomach in slightly and speeding up the stroking with her free hoof and the grinding with her other, Rarity let out a low, drawn out moan. Fluttershy blinked, watching her friend do one of the most unexpected things she could ever envision her doing. It wasn’t until the end of the moan that Rarity’s voice climbed a ladder of notes, raising the pitch to something more of her usual range, ending with a bit of dramatic flare. Rarity wasn’t just exploring herself and reveling in her pleasure—she was hamming it up, acting as if it were a dramatic piece.
Somewhat enlivened by this revelation, Fluttershy managed a small smile and turned her attention to her throbbing member. It hadn’t softened a bit, and her marehood was slick against the ground where she sat. Taking one hoof down to her balls, she cupped one of them in her hoof and gave them a little jiggle.
Placing both of her hooves on her cock, she began pumping, furrowing her brow in grim determination. The cries from the crowd were no longer jeers and snickers—they were shouts of enjoyment and calls of encouragement. She could even hear some ponies calling her name out in a supportive chant—they were vying for her to win!
Fluttershy’s shaky, shy smile broke out into a full grin. She could handle this! She had grown so much in coming to accept herself, and now with this final push, she could throw herself right into the arms of public approval—no, public love.
Fluttershy reared up on her hind legs, which spread apart as she thrust her hooves on to her cock. Her large, orange-sized testicles throbbed as she bristled with untamed arousal, her usually shy and passive demeanor easily being swept away by an infrequently exhibited desire to win.
She yanked and pulled on her cock, hoof running under the side of it, but it never went down so far as to pass her medial ring, nor did it move up as far as to touch the underside of her cockhead. It kept a nice range of six inches along her dick, pumping and sliding as she worked furiously to push herself to orgasm. Her other hoof stayed in place to keep her hoof stable on her dick, pressed firmly into her medial ring. On the downward motion of her other hoof, the two hooves barely strayed within a centimeter of each other.
Rarity looked over, her own member so hard it was perfectly perpendicular to the ground, and balked. She could see Fluttershy’s eyes bulge, her teeth gnash, her testes quiver—and as her eyes traveled along her pulsating member, through the yellow blur of her hoof, and up to the tip, she saw a bit of precum get flung from the tip, landing on the ground some five feet away. The edges of her cockhead were bristling, inflating... she was flaring!
“Already?” Rarity gasped, and looked back at her own member. Sure, it was harder than the toughest diamond she’d ever pulled from the ground, but she was hardly close to climax, much less flaring. She’d lose her title yet, if something wasn’t to be done...
But there was nothing to be done. Rarity simply sat there on her plushy flanks, cock hard in her hooves, gently stroking them as she watched Fluttershy batter her cock viciously to victory. It jerked and pulsed in the pegasus’ hooves, precum splattering against the ground before her like some sort of retarded spitting cobra.
Several members of the crowd had broken down into masturbating themselves. Stallions scattered through their ranks rubbed their cocks, with both bit lips and hanging jaws between them. Even a few mares were getting into the action, sitting or laying splayed on the ground, hoves mashing against their slits and clits. A few of them finished before Fluttershy’s own climax came—cum splattering the ground or femmecum splashes against it—but many were still in the throes of full arousal when Fluttershy’s impressive dam finally burst.
Fluttershy’s neck strained, eyes and veins bulging as her cock nearly popped open from the sheer amount of blood being pushed through it. Instead, her urethra parted, and a huge, thick jet of cum shot a good ten feet into the air and came down back to earth with the sound of an entire pot of spaghetti being thrown against the wall. It landed next to her, about a foot away, splattering her side and showing Rarity with a multitude of white droplets.
“Oh! Be careful, Fluttersh—MMPH!” The next thick, jelly-like rope of semen that Fluttershy flung skyward landed down right on top of Rarity, soaking her face and clogging her muzzle with sperm, effectively blinding her. She gurgled and retched, flailing her hooves back and forth as she desperately tried to claw away the potential pony paste off her face.
“Guuh! No! This will take forever to get out of my mane!” she wailed in lament.
Fluttershy wasn’t done yet. On the contrary; her semen shots were coming out faster than ever. They weren’t being shot sky-high anymore, though; these thinner, more watery jets of jism were shooting off more front and center, aimed at the crowd. An orange-maned earth pony at the front who was barely propped up by her elbow, furiously jamming on her pussy with a hoof, received a healthy shower of the sperm. Her face was blasted directly, and a few sticky ropes lathered her chest and belly. Finally, Fluttershy drenched her legs and lower torso, a nice splatter of it landing on the mare’s hoof, who in her orgasmic bliss, eagerly ground it into her feminine folds.
Fluttershy fell back onto her ass, her cock pointed straight up into the air as weaker shots of cum spurted from her cock now. Moaning, her eyes crossed and her cock now covered with cum from her vertical spurts, she slapped it against her chest, leaning her head down. Fluttershy clamped her mouth around her cock, and suckled fervently, watery, salty shots of semen spraying into her gullet. After three—no, four—of these progressively weaker cumshots, Fluttershy lifted her head, mouth open slightly, drooling both a copious amount of saliva and semen.
She was light headed, and her vision was spotty. Fluttershy vaguely heard the sounds of screams and cheers, but didn’t register anything until she felt her hoof being lifted up and the cheerful shout of Pinkie Pie cutting through the haze and assaulting her ears.
“And Fluttershy is this month’s Ponyville Spank Off’s winner! Let’s give her all a round of applause, everypony!”
The thundering of hoofbeats and hoofclaps washed over Fluttershy, whose head was spinning with the sensory overload of both the post-orgasmic bliss and the insane noise levels. Her vision started to refocus after a few moments, and she saw Rarity trotting over to her.
“Well, Fluttershy, I suppose you’ve bested me.” Rarity’s voice was subdued and melancholy, and her expression matched. “Every queen’s reign must end, and all that... still, it was a very impressive display, and that I can acknowledge.” She was still dripping with Fluttershy’s jizz, and her muzzle was wrinkled in the slightest hint of disgust. It soon melted into a smile, and she held her hoof up to Fluttershy.
Fluttershy looked at her hoof, and leaned over, vomiting a decent amount of cum directly into Rarity’s face.
Five months later
Fluttershy fell off her couch as a quick, raucous knocking slammed against her cottage door. Creeping across the floor, she gently cracked her front door, peeking out. “H-Hello?”
Carrot Top glared at Fluttershy through the crack, and wrenched the door open fully. Fluttershy fell back, squealing softly, and held her hooves in front of her face. She slowly lowered them after a tense moment of silence, and immediately wished she hadn’t.
Carrot Top was standing there, seething with rage, her legs trembling. Her sides were heavy and round, skin stretched tight from the inner growth. After the tense silence continued, she calmed down considerably, the trembling in her legs ending. Fluttershy sat still, eyes wide, as the mare advanced on her.
“You’re paying for child support,” she hissed down at the petrified pegasis, who hid behind her mane as best she could. With that, she turned tail on her, and walked down the path towards Ponyville, belly shaking back and forth the whole way.
