A feel for some clop

by Fictional Fanatic

Rating: mature
Tags: Random, Sex, Slice of Life, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Alternate Universe, Human, Romance
Length: 4934

All of us get bothered from time to time, and sometimes, we sit down and read some clop. In this case, however, I decided to write some. (I can't believe I'm actually uploading this...)

This is a collection of clop stories I write from time to time, just to get it out of my system. The lengths may vary, as well as the content.

I'll be shipping characters and none of the stories will actually be connected unless stated otherwise.

I might also take requests if I feel like it.

This story will update only when I feel like it, this will be something that is rather low on my priority list.

All characters engaging in sexual acts have been age to be at least 18 years of age.

Upcoming chapters:
:: Special lesson.
:: Come to life spell.
:: Group activity.
:: Queens revenge.
:: The solution.
:: New pets.
:: Cupcake frosting and cream filling.
:: Flight talent.
:: Eternal hourglass.
:: Secret Ingredient.
:: Scales of claws and talons.
:: Nightly fun.
:: To Tartarus with genes.
:: Come to life spell 2.
:: Symbiotic relationship.
:: Punishing magic.
:: For science.
:: Business.
:: Symbiotic relationship 2.
:: Examination.
:: Injection.
:: Right with the crown.
:: Souvenir.
:: Home schooling.

The only reason I wrote this was because the ideas wouldn't leave me alone, I had to get them out of my head, so here, you lot can carve them into the back of your skulls insides instead. Have fun.

[All chapter names given, are all chapters that have already been planned out in full, guess the characters involved for a chapter, and comment on it (use the spoiler tags for this) and I'll send you a synopsis of that chapter via a PM if you get it right.]

Also, I'm not proud of writing clop, it just happened.

Published 2015-11-26 00:10:02 UTC
Last updated 2015-11-26 00:10:02 UTC

Two mares and their chaos rods. [Discord, Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy]

Author's Note

Alright, first of all. I'm not entirely proud of this.

Second, trigger warning: Cumflation, lesbian action, rough sex, anal, double penetration, public sex, impregnation, bukkake, cum shower, swallowing, excessive amounts of cum.

Two mares and their chaos rods. [Discord, Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy]

Fluttershy fidgeted a bit while she and Pinkie Pie waited for Discord's surprise in her cottage, whatever it would be. She wasn't entirely sure if she was sure about this decision.

"Um..." Fluttershy mumbled quietly, gaining Pinkie's attention, only to shy away a little from the smiling mare.

"A-are you sure about this Pinkie? I mean, I and Discord have been doing it for a while now, and we're completely sure we want to try it for real now. But, um... Are you really sure you've thought about this?" Fluttershy asked, growing pink herself from thinking about what was to come.

"Of course I'm sure! Just like you. I wouldn't have asked to join you otherwise, silly." Pinkie explained, like always staying her cheerful self.

"Oh, I see. I just wanted to make sure, after all, Discord does tend to be a little rough from time to time and... well, I imagine he'd be a bit different from any other stallion." Fluttershy said, ignoring the snickers coming from Pinkie Pie.

"Fluttershy, relax. We all agreed to this, didn't we? There's nothing to be afraid of." Pinkie reassured the shy mare.

"I guess, it's just... I'm a bit scared. I have never done it with anypony else but Discord, and now, well, now you're joining in. I guess I feel a bit embarrassed." Fluttershy admitted.

Pinkie Pie began laughing as Fluttershy turned even pinker.

"Is it - is it because of me catching you two in the act, being the first to find out about your relationship having already reached those levels, or is it having another observer who will be sharing your partner, watching you do it that's embarrassing?" Pinkie Pie asked with a grin.

"B-both!" Fluttershy squeaked out.

"Fluttershy, if you don't want to let me join yo-"

"No, no. It's not that I have anything against it, in fact I want to try it as well. I'm just nervous, and Discord is taking his time preparing something he won't tell us about." Fluttershy interrupted Pinkie Pie, dispelling any doubt Pinkie had about Fluttershy not willing to go through with it.

Pinkie Pie nodded.

"I understand, in fact, I'm a bit nervous myself. After all, this is the first estrus cycle I won't be on suppressants or be ignoring my urges and instead share them with you and Discord."Pinkie said, knowing full well that it was the first time for Fluttershy as well, only that Fluttershy never took suppressants since she didn't really need them.

"Oh. I guess any mare would be a bit nervous when it's their first time trying to have foals." Fluttershy said.

"Yepperoni. Now, how long do you think Discord will be? I'm already hot and bothered and I'm having trouble standing still." Pinkie Pie said, shivering involuntarily.

"Oh dear, are you alright?" Fluttershy asked in concern, her own heat still bearable at the moment.

"Y-yeah. But I don't think I can hold myself back much longer. I've been using suppressants for a long time, making it easy to ignore, but this... this is a bit much." Pinkie said, before she began panting as she struggled against her own body.

"I hope Discord get's here soon." Fluttershy whispered to herself.

"I hope so toooooo!" Pinkie cried as she flopped down on the floor, grimacing from the uncomfortable feeling of dissatisfaction of being unable to scratch that itch.

"Why does this have to be so sudden and inconsistent?" Pinkie asked Fluttershy, her tongue hanging out as tried hard not to succumb to her urges before she could consummate properly.

"I don't rightfully know, but I have to say, it is rather entertaining to watch." The voice of Discord answered instead.

"Discord!" Pinkie said as a small pool of her private liquids had began pooling on the floor.

"Oh my, Discord, I don't think Pinkie can take much more." Fluttershy informed him while beginning to feel her own body to beg for what her coltfriends members could offer.

"Alright, just close your eyes and I'll take us to the little place I've prepared." As both Fluttershy and Pinkie pie closed their eyes, they felt themselves being teleported in a flash.

Opening their eyes, they noticed they were in the middle of Ponyville, Fluttershy squeaked as her eyes shrunk to pinpricks and she hid behind her mane as she tried making herself as small as possible while Pinkie Pie was biting her lower lips from the satisfaction she couldn't wait to get to, no longer able to fully grasp what was going on around her.

"Don't worry Fluttershy, they can't see us, but it does add a certain element of excitement, does it not?" Discord asked, but didn't get an answer from Fluttershy as he was pounced by Pinkie Pie.

"I can't take it anymore, BUCK ME SILLY!" Pinkie Pie shouted at him as she went into a deep kiss, catching Discord off guard as he felt her tongue take a dive into his mouth.

"Oh, dear. I think it's better we get started... Um, they can't hear us either, right?" Flutteshy asked Discord.

Discord, unable to both pry Pinkie Pie off of himself or respond verbally, simply snapped his fingers as a small scroll unfurled in front of Fluttershy saying: No problem, everything taken care of.

Smiling, Fluttershy made her own way over to Discord and began trailing kisses all over until she reached the area where Discords two members were hanging, already hardening from Pinkie Pies relentless kissing and her leaking her juices all over him as she used one of her hooves to relieve some of her heat. Discord, noticing her discomfort quite clearly, decided to finally help her out as he used his talon to stroke her pussy, doing the same to Fluttersy with his paw, getting a squeak from her at the sudden contact, but she didn't shy away.

Pinkie Pie however moaned into Discords mouth before finally releasing and taking a deep breath, a string of saliva connecting their mouths as she was gasping for air.

Discord however shuddered as Fluttershy reached his members and began licking the longer, cone shaped one, while stroking the thicker more stallion like one, each lick and and stroke sending a wave of pleasure through Discord. The addition in pleasure urging Discord to make advances of his own as he slipped the two of his claws into Pinkie Pie's marehood and while turning her around in the air at the same time, giving him a good look at what it was he was plunging his claws into as he presented Pinkie Pie with his own reproductive organs where Fluttershy was already making preparations, her own marehood being gently taken care of by Discord's paw, letting her leak a lot of her love juices onto both Discord and the ground around him.

As Pinkie Pie recovered, she noticed what Fluttershy was up to and smiled as she realized there was room for both of them as she began licking the cone shaped 'chaos rod' in front of her, while Fluttershy switched her full attention to her own personal 'chaos rod'.

The big increase in pleasure made Discord stop for a moment as stopped treating the mares private parts in favor of holding Pinkie's plot in front of himself as he licked his lips before plunging his tongue deep into Pinkie's insides, making her scream in pleasure and spray his face with her cum as she came. Fluttershy smiled and took her personal rod into her mouth and began sucking on the tip, swallowing any pre-cum that began leaking from the tip.

Intending not to leave Fluttershy out of all the pleasure, Discord moved his tail over to the rump of the shy mare, beginning to tease her with the end of his tail, making her moan into his stallionhood as Pinkie Pie dove down onto his other rod, licking and sucking her own pre-cum pump.

Discord shuddered once again, sending additional pre-cum from his members and increasing the frantic movements of his tongue and tail. His tail choosing this moment to go further and push itself into Fluttershy. Both of the mares moaned as the pleasure increased, making them return the favor by increasing their own efforts with more movements and more sucking.

Both mares were now bobbing their heads up and down on their own 'rod', making Discord grunt as he he retracted his tongue from inside Pinkie with a loud slurp and swallowed all of the juices that had pooled in his mouth before warning the mares going down on him.

"I-I'm coming!" He warned, Fluttershy's eyes widening as her pupils shrunk and she immediately got off of his stallionhood with an loud *pop*, strings of pre-cum and saliva connecting the tip and her mouth as she leaned backwards, making her cum as the tail penetrated her further, filling her more. Pinkie Pie on the other hand increased her efforts, striking down right down to the base of the rod, sending it deep into her throat, ready to take the load, moaning in anticipation, and cumming from the mere thought and ending up spraying more juices over Discord.

Just as she did, discord felt the pressure he had been holding back become too much and felt it overflow, making his members twitch, not going unnoticed by the two mares. Fluttershy, still holding onto her rod, opened her mouth and let her tongue out as she directed the tip towards her face. Pinkie Pie straightened her neck, giving the seed a clear pathway to follow as it was released into her throat.

Discord grunted as he released his seed into the throat of the pink party mare and towards the yellow animal handler. Pinkie Pie felt Discords seed shoot deep inside her as it struck the inside of her stomach at high speeds and with a lot of pressure, turning her on further. The sheer amount of cum flowing out soon began filling the pink mare's stomach to the point of making it stretch, the pink mare's stomach visibly expanding showing off how much she was satisfying her hunger by continuing to swallow the torrent of 'seed cream' flowing into her mouth. Soon her stomach stopped expanding as the pressure became to much while still being filled, the excess beginning to escape back into the throat, quickly filling it and her mouth.

Pinkie's eyes rolled back into her head as her throat and mouth were quickly filled, yet she stubbornly held on as cum began escaping out through her mouth and nose holes before Discord became worried himself and lifted her off against her will, covering Pinkie in cum as his 'rod' was still spraying.

Fluttershy was looking on in both envy and worry as she remembered why she had pulled away only to be covered in a cumshower, filling her mouth as she swallowed as much as she could and covering her in pleasantly warm, thick cum, making it a bit hard to move as it was pooling around her while she was trying to swallow and lick up as much as she could. Not only for the intoxicating smell and taste, but also to keep an opening for breathing as it was constantly obstructed by flowing semen.

Discord himself enjoying the sight of the two mares enjoying his seed, none of the three noticing the 'non existence' spell flickering. A few nearby ponies flicking their ears or rubbing their eyes having either heard or seen something they couldn't identify for the shortest of moments.

Pinkie Pie gasped as she managed to get some air into her lungs as she exhaled some cum, only to begin licking it back up, trying to force down every drop she could into her stomach now that she could once again breathe, Fluttershy doing much the same.

Discord smiled at the two adorable mares licking up his seed, his two rods staying hard. Letting the two mares recover, he helped them clean up somewhat by removing some of the cum from their faces, Pinkie Pie licking most of it off with her tongue in one swoop, only to help them spread the cum into their coat, mane and tails, making both of them look like slimy white ghosts. None of the mares minding too much as they were in heaven, having their fill.

Washing away the excess cum, cleaning the mares up as they had their fill, he once again had two, still very horny mares. Now both of them wanting nothing more but getting plowed down into the dirt by a male. Fortunately for them, Discord was both a male, and ready to provide them both at the same time.

"So girls, ready for the main attraction?" Discord asked, showing his fully erect members to the two, now pudgy mares. Both mares starred at them as they had both gotten bigger, Fluttershy carefully nodded her head while Pinkie Pie licked her lips with a smile on her face.

Discord smiled as well as he rolled Pinkie Pie over onto her back, her bloated stomach jiggling a bit like a jelly, making the pink mare giggle. Next Discord Picked up Fluttershy, placing her on top of Pinkie Pie, laying the mares on top of each other with their stomachs between them. Both mare looking at Discord questioningly before he aligned himself with them, both of them understanding what he was going to do as his two members aligned with their drenched pussies and began prodding the both of them.

The two mare moaned before turning back towards each other, looking into each other eyes and closing them as they began kissing, and holding each other as Discord was stroking the tips of his stallion and dragonhood against their marehoods, both the pussies and seed 'rods' releasing more liquids, drenching each other for an easier entry.

Taking it as a sign, Discord began pushing.

"I'm beginning." Discord warned the two mares as their lips began spreading, Pinkie's pussy taking in the head of his stallionhood, while Fluttershy's pussy began parting for the tip of Discord's 'dragon cone'. Both of them moaning into each other from pleasure as they continued kissing, their tongues going at it wilder that two snakes in an electrifying can.

Even with all of the lubrication, Discord opted for taking it slowly as he began pushing deeper, before retreating, only to push forward again, going deeper each time, sending pleasure through both himself and the two mares with each movement.

The two mare were lost in euphoria, both of them feeling themselves being filled while making out with each other as well as feeling the warm seed already inside them sloshing back and forth with each movement, their cunts beginning to flood harder than any of them had ever felt them flood before. Each gentle movement from Discord becoming faster and faster until he was thrusting into them. Not satisfied, Fluttershy untangled her tongue from Pinkies and tried to speak to Discord, only for it to take a few tries with all the fluids flowing from withing her mouth, including Discords cum that had been pushed back up from both Pinkie's and her's stomachs, blending inside their mouths, the taste bringing further pleasure to both of them.

As soon as she had managed to empty her mouth enough, while simultaneously filling Pinkie's as it flowed downwards, she finally managed to whisper out her reason for leaving her pink piece of heaven.

"F-faster!" She managed to whisper before Discord increased his speed, only for Pinkie to swallow everything she could, nearly chocking to gasp out her own request.

"H-harder!" She managed after a few voiceless tries. Feeling Discord comply with her request as well, Fluttershy turned back towards Pinkie Pie, pressing their muzzles together for another make out session as Discord was pumping in and out of them, speeding up and thrusting harder from time to time, plowing deeper into the mares until he finally reached their cores. Both of the mares were in a haze, their kiss having been broken up by their moans and screams of pleasure as they had forgotten each other in their pleasure, feeling Discord inside of their deepest, most inner being, grinding in and out, hitting all the right spots both on the way in and the way out. Their entire insides coated to the limit, their combine love juices did however, little to reduce the friction from the combination of pulsating rods and shrinking tunnels, hugging as much pleasure out of the experience as they could. Both mares felt like they were now cumming nonstop from the pleasure filling their systems, barely giving their heads enough clarity to let them breath.

Discord soon begun to grunt. His thrust slowing down while the force behind them increased. The mares minds becoming clear enough to realize that he was nearing his end. Together both mares moaned and screamed, trying to speak, eventually managing to let out weak voices of "Fill me," and "Give me foals." only encouraging Discord further. His both rods suddenly shuddered and grew one last time, making the mares insides squeeze even harder as he released his seed deep inside both mares at the same time, filling them and making their stomach grow even more while cum began leaking out of their mouths, having been forced out once again, coating both mares in white, sticky hot stuff, while being filled by it as well.

As his seed began seeping out of the mares from around his members, Discord began pulling out, only to thrust again, making both mares loose their breath from the sudden increase in pleasure as the pressure inside them increased further while making Discord's cum spray everywhere as he kept pushing in and out, drowning both mares in pleasure as they came again and again. The pain they would be feeling being completely drowned out by pleasure.

Eventually Discord felt himself about to come again but resisted as he pulled out, seeing the cum drain out of the two mares he had no doubt impregnated at this point. His two members shuddered and began sending streams of hot cum over the two mares, once again showering them in the white sticky substance they both loved so much.

The two mares lay still while Discord's white cum drained out of their pussies, as well as making it's way out of their mouths together with their drool. Fluttershy had already passed out from sheer pleasure, meanwhile Pinkie Pie was panting, desperately trying to think while her mind was drowning in pleasure. Discord noticed and smile, feeling that he wasn't fully drained yet.

Snapping his fingers once again, the new cum blanket covering the two mares disappeared, as well as cleaned them up while cum still made it's way out from between their folds. Discord carefully lifted Fluttershy of Pinkie Pie, both of their stomachs having returned to their original size, more or less.

"Pinkie Pie, while poor Fluttershy is recovering, how about we make sure I really managed to do it?" Discord asked, only receiving a smile from Pinkie Pie as she spread her hind legs for him, another wave of cum dripping out.

Discord smiled at the sight and picked her up in his magic, much to her confusion putting her down on her four hooves. Before she could fall however, a metal bar with cuffs on each side appeared between her hind legs, another appearing for her forelegs and a bar between them keeping Pinkie Pie from moving, and therefore keeping her from falling over because of exhaustion.

Moving her tail out of the way, Discord aligned himself with Pinkie Pie once again, this time intending to channel all of his focus on her, aligning his stallionhood with her marehood, and his dragonhood with her rear entrance. Looking, back, Pinkie saw what Discord was doing, and smiled to herself, only wishing she could also be tasting him at the same time, but happy none the less about how well this session was sating her heat.

Discord began prodding, making Pinkie Pie moan in anticipation, unable to voice her hopes of him filling her over and over again until he made her grand children pregnant. It was probably for the best, since Pinkie Pie would regret saying that after recovering, as well as it would have weirded Discord out to the point of it being a turnoff. And right now, neither of them wished to stop.

Deciding to have even more fun, Discord snapped his fingers and gave Pinkie Pie a gag that forced her mouth to stay open with a metal ring. Looking back towards Discord, Pinkie gave him questioning glance as he leaned forward and kissed her as his tongue invaded her mouth and began traveling down into her stomach without triggering her gag reflexes, and began tickling the inside of her stomach.

Pinkie Pie began giggling, unable to stop him in any way because of how she was bound by her hooves and unable to close her mouth to deny him access. The only thing she could do, was to try and return the favor by using her tail to try and tickle him as he was pushing further into her with his two 'chaos rods', ready to once again fill her to the brim with his seed. To make sure and overfill her core so that they could all be certain that Pinkie would get pregnant.

While trying to tickle Discord back, Pinkie Pie only managed to continue giggling and thread herself further upon Discords two members, never quite reaching him with her tail. Her giggling making the whole thing shakier, adding to the experience as Discord began sliding his full lengths into both her foal maker and the end of her digestive track.

Pinkie was overcome with pleasure, eventually realizing it wasn't worth trying to tickle Discord back, she let the flow of all the sensations overwhelm her as she fell into a trance of pleasure, making her insides clench against Discord even harder, and cumming multiple times in quick succession. Her eyes rolling back into her head as she felt every movement inside of her, all three of her holes assaulted in one way or another. Moans and screams of pleasure was all she knew until an even greater pleasure made itself known. Being filled with cum in both her ass and pussy at the same time.

Pinkie Pie returned from the land of bliss, only to experience it again as she had another intense orgasm when Discords seed was released deep inside both her core and the other side of her stomach, once again making her stomach expand. As Discord made his tongue retreat, Pinkie felt her stomach being filled with cum once again, this time from the opposite direction. Before she knew it, cum made its way out of her throat and exploded outwards. Once again, lost to both of them, not counting the sleeping mare, the 'non existence' spell flickered, this time catching the attention of a certain violet alicorn mare.

Pulling out of Pinkie Pie, Discord snapped his claws once again and the gag and metal poles disappeared, letting the mare collapse in her sexual bliss. Only to fall unconscious a moment later as the cum began rushing out of her, spilling onto the ground and overloading her senses. Discord spared a small burst of magic to make sure she could still breathe.

Discord panted heavily as he recovered, noticing that there had been far less cum this time, as he had merely filled up the insides of the mare, not getting enough out to coat the mare in a celebratory layer of additional cum.

Even so, she was quite dirty, the sweat, dirt and cum that did stain her coat didn't look too good, but before Discord could snap his claws to clean Pinkie Pie up, he felt a wet sucking sensation around his stallion like member. Looking down, he noticed that Fluttershy had woken up. The sight and feeling instantly brought strength back into his 'chaos rod', making Fluttershy perk up and look up at Discord before letting his member go from her mouth.

"Not really fair, is it Discord? I believe you owe me a filling if I'm to get even with Pinkie Pie." Fluttershy said with a seductive tone in her voice that one would only hear from her when she was in her most intense stage of heat.

Discord shuddered in anticipation before he bowed down and picked her up in his arms.

"It would seem I do owe you. Now how would you like to receive your dept?" Discord questioned.

Fluttershy smiled in his arms before making her request.

"Well, I do believe your last customer was satisfied, perhaps I should order the same?" Fluttershy asked with a seductive smile. Making Discord grin.

"I believe that can be arranged." He said, snapping his claws again, making Fluttershy appear on the ground in the same restraints as Pinkie had worn before her. Looking back at Discord, Fluttershy did her best to raise her rump into the air and moved her tail to the side, letting Discord see her drenched pussy, leaking and making a lot of wet spots on the ground. While there was no cum leaking out of her anymore, he could tell that there was still a bit of him inside her. Determined to make that a lot more, Discord stepped in behind her and began doing what he had done to Pinkie Pie. His tongue going down her throat, tickling her stomach, his two dicks rubbing and prodding her own private places. There was just one difference apart from it being Fluttershy this time.

Fluttershy had wings, and where Pinkie's tail couldn't reach, her wings could. The sudden tickling from Fluttershy was unexpected for Discord, giving Fluttershy the satisfaction of catching him off guard and making herself slide onto his two dicks by her own volition as he was momentarily stunned, hurrying the process along a bit.

Both, together, moaning and groaning as Discord was inside of her, grinding and exchanging pleasure with her. Much like Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy was in eternal bliss, soon unable to tickle Discord back while still giggling and moaning at the sensations. Both her and Discord didn't last long until they both came, Fluttershy multiple times as Discord filled her up, even less cum spurting into the mare in front of him this time, barely enough to fill her without violently ejecting cum from her mouth. Something they were both happy over since Discord didn't think Fluttershy would have liked doing such, and Fluttershy thinking it might be too much for her. Still, him filling her up once again made her collapse as the restraints were removed. Fluttershy was panting heavily and managed to stay awake as Pinkie Pie awoke next to her. Both the mares had their tongues hanging out with blissful smiles on their faces. Both of them were covered in dirt, sweat, grime and cum. Looking at each other they both smiled and moved over a little so that they could kiss before Discord laid next to them.

"T-that, my dear mares. Was the best release I've had in a looooong while." Discord said, panting heavily, seemingly not able to stand, just like the two ponies next to him, only for them it was partly because of their now once again bloated bellies, full of Discord's 100% guaranteed foal batter.

"W-we're happy to help." Fluttershy managed to say, Pinkie Pie nodding herself before she too added her own bits to the conversation.

"T-thank you guys, for this. I really wanted this." She said.

"It was nothing Pinkie Pie, but how about we take a nap, nopony will be able to find us here anyway. What do you say?" Discord asked, yawning.

"That-" Pinkie began, only to yawn midway. "sounds perfect." Se said, laying down to rest, Flyttershy merely nodding and following Pinkie's example.

Smiling, Discord wrapped himself around the two already sleeping mares, about to snap his claws again to get them cleaned up, before stopping. As dirty as they all were right now, it was also fairly cosy, and neither Pinkie or Fluttershy were complaining. It would be far more entertaining helping each other clean it out of their coat later. Deciding to keep it all as it was, Discord laid his own head down, falling asleep almost instantly.

Meanwhile, Twilight was trying really hard to unravel the 'non existence' spell she had detected. It was no doubt Discord's work, and he was most likely up to no good. But if she managed to unravel this spell, she would most definitely stop his stupid prank before he even got to it.

Unfortunately for Twilight, her reasoning didn't end quite as intended. It took her three months of therapy to get over what she saw once she finally managed to get the spell open, thankfully not exposing the horror to anypony else since it had become nighttime by then, and everypony had gone home for the night. But ever since that day, Twilight could never look at the two foals 'Trail Mix' and Skittle Burst' or the little filly named 'Screwball' without remembering that she knew how they had been conceived.

It made for awkward birthday celebrations.