Shia LaBeouf

by TheAngryVideoGameColt

Rating: teen
Tags: Twilight Sparkle, Gore, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dark, Other, Princess Luna, Spike
Length: 1404

Twilight had to get a potion from Zecora's hut. However walking in the Ever Free Forest is never a good thing to do . Especially when the famous pony Shia LaBeouf who is also a cannibal is lurking in the Ever Free Forest.

It's close to Nightmare Night and Twilight had to get a potion from Zecora's hut. However walking in the Ever Free Forest is never a good thing to do. Especially when the famous pony Shia LaBeouf who is also a cannibal is lurking in the Ever Free Forest. Based on the song by Rob Cantor. Thanks to NathanWilson96 for the out standing cover art.

Published 2015-10-08 04:20:03 UTC
Last updated 2015-10-08 04:20:03 UTC

Normal Tuesday Night

Author's Note

If your Confused listen to this song first. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0u4M6vppCI Enjoy the story. First story so please be nice. Don't correct me on grammar I know somethings are wrong but i'm not good with grammar.

Normal Tuesday Night

"This magic spell is to hard." Twilight said to herself. I need a potion for more power. It's pretty late i'm not sure if Zecora is still up. Maybe she is."

Twilight was working on a spell for Nightmare Night so the haunted house that Ponyville set up would be more scary than last year which was a complete failure.

"Not even Fluttershy wouldn't have gotten scared of that." Twilight said to herself. Suddenly she heard a loud scream come from Spike

"AHHHHHHHH!!!!" "Get away Shia!!" Spike shouted in his sleep.

He woke up in sweats and Twilight came to check on him.

"Spike what's wrong are you OK?" Twilight asked

"Oh yeah just had a bad dream about Shia." Spike said.

"About who now?" Twilight said with a confused look.

"You don't know about the actual cannibal." Spike said

"Care to tell me the story?" Twilight asked

Spike stood up and began his tale. "One day a pony was walking in the woods." He said he spotted somepony with a knife and he started to chase him. The pony grabbed him and he saw Shia Labeouf right on top of him with a bloody muzzle. Luckily he escaped from his hoofs and ran away telling the cops about what happened. However when they searched the woods Shia was nowhere to be found. The cops thought it was prank but the Stallion said he was telling the truth. Now there's been many eye wittiness accounts about Shia Labeouf in the woods."

Twilight knew who Shia was. A famous pony a while back but now no one really cares about him.

"Spike that is ridiculous. There is no way that famous pony who made that Just Do It speech became a cannibal Anyways i'm going to Zacora's to get a potion I need."

"What are you insane Shia could be out there! The newspaper I was reading today said that some mare thought she saw Shia walk into the Everfree Forest.

"If that was even true I bet Zecora would have spotted him and told us." Twilight said.

"M- M- M- maybe Sh- Sh- Shia ate H- H- her." Spike side shivering in fear."

"Spike there is no way Shia is a cannibal! I'll be back later with a potion in my hoofs and that will be proof that there is no cannibal lurking in the Everfree Forest!" Twilight shouted

She grabbed her saddle bag and her other supplies and walked out of her tree house. Spike gulped and prayed to Celestia that she would be okay. Twilight knew it was bad to walk into the Everfree Forest in the day. Even worst in the night. Still Nightmare Night was tomorrow and she couldn't let the whole village down with another haunted house that wasn't scary. She walked in and making sure no animals where watching her. She was walking to Zecora's hut easily. Everything seemed peaceful.

"Ya Spike I bet Shia is stalking me right now wondering if i'm good enough to eat." Twilight said giggling a bit.

Little that she knew that somepony was watching her from afar.

"She looks good i'll follow her for awhile and wait for the right time." The pony said licking his lips and smiling.

Twilight was almost to Zecora's hut then she heard some shuffling in the bushes. Then all of a sudden a twig fell of a tree. Twilight let out a sigh of relief.

"Phew I thought it was a timber wolf."

Twilight was walking then heard another sound. She turned around and could of sworn she saw a stallion duck behind a tree. She walked slowly and in the corner of her eye she saw a white stallion with a dark brown mane, a saddle bag on his back, and green eyes staring at her smiling devilishly. She turned around and the pony hid behind a bush.

"I know your back there!" Twilight shouted.

She was only greeted by silence. She thought that pony looked familiar but she just kept walking to Zecora's hut. If the pony wasn't bothering her she didn't care. However he kept following her about thirty feet back . She looked at him a little closer then a click happened in her mind.

"Shia Labeouf." she whispered.

Shia heard that and then he ran straight after her. Twilight saw and ran as fast as she could. Shia was right on her tail and pulled a knife out from his saddle bag and held it in his mouth chasing after Twilight gaining on her. She was running for her life. Spike was right the rumors where true. She couldn't believe this was happening. Shia got closer and she can see there was blood on his muzzle and teeth. My god there was blood everywhere on the trees , the grass , and the bushes. She ran even faster and saw a dead pony on the ground with her body slashed opened and her guts all over the ground with bite marks all over her body. After ten minutes of running Twilight was catching her breath. She couldn't find Ponyville where she was so she tried to find Zecora's hut. She wondered if Shia all ready got Zecora.

"Oh please Zecora be OK." Twilight said desperately

She couldn't find her hut but then she found a small cottage with the lights on. She smiled seeing that all hope was not lost and she moved stealthy towards it.

*Crunch!*

"AHHHHHHH!!!!" Twilight let out a loud scream of pain.

Her leg was caught in a bear trap. She tried to free her self but no luck. She had no other choice she started gnawing of her leg. She spit out the chunks and guts from her mouth gagging and almost vomiting. Finally she was free and tried to get to the cottage. She opened the door gently. When she saw who was inside she held her gasp and saw Shia was sharpening an axe.

"I almost had her but I won't leave this forest until I see her again she looked delicious."

He put the axe on the counter and started laughing evilly. Twilight moved gently towards him oh so gently. She tried her best not to make a sound walking on three hoofs. She was right behind him and wrapped her hoofs around his neck strangling him.

"Why you!" Was all Shia could utter.

They fought. Shia trying to get Twilight's hoofs off his neck. She held on tight. Shia pulled her mane and pulled a chunk of fur off. Still she held on then she used her magic to grab the axe and then stabbed him in his kidney . He spit out blood and fell to the ground. Twilight left to the cottage blood was oozing from her stump leg. She was finally safe from Shia Labeouf. She tried to find Zecora's hut so she could help her with her leg. Then she heard a noise she turned around but didn't see anything. Then she turned forward and saw Shia right in front of her with a gun in his mouth. She body slammed him straight to the ground. She slapped the gun out of his mouth. She saw the axe in his saddle and used her magic before he could grab it. She swung and missed him. He dodged every swipe but then she caught him in the neck. She chopped off his head and was getting splattered by blood. His head fell to the ground expressionless. She fell to her knees and caught her breath. She was finally safe from Shia Labeouf.

Twilight woke up in sweats and saw she was in her bed. She looked around and she was inside her tree and Spike was asleep.

He mumbled "Rarity." in his sleep.

She smiled and happy that it was all a dream. Then outside Princess Luna was waiting trying to see if she gave Twilight an idea.

"Now I know what to put in the haunted house. I wonder if princess Luna would like to play the part." Twilight whispered.

That's what Princess Luna exactly wanted to hear. She smiled and flew into the night.