My Equestrian Life

by MegaMushroomman

Rating: mature
Tags: Dark, Comedy, Romance, Slice of Life, Human
Length: 1768

A man by the name of George somehow finds himself in Equestria and he didn't come empty handed

BE ADVISED: this story is unedited and my first story to ever write
I don't have an editor

You know for a science geek I never knew i would ever be in a different dimension than my own but I guess the saying 'Expect the unexpected' really is useful in my daily life, but speaking of my life i haven't even told you about myself.

My name is George Beghyn, I am 24 years old I'm a major gamer, science geek (especially astronomy), I have my own house thanks to my family, and I finally got my dream car ever since i was 15.

now that I got that out of the way Enjoy.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-10-04 23:30:25 UTC

Prologue: Expect the unexpected

Well, this is life I finally got my dream car three months ago, I got a pretty decent size home, money is good for a while, gonna start to go to college to be my dream career as an astronaut.

Yep life is good

Oh your probably confused as hell right now so let me give you a little back story about everything shall I, okay then lets get to it.

My name is George Beghyn, 24 year old, major gamer, science geek, and a full on PC nerd. I have short-to-long dark brown hair, I am 6 ft,3, have slightly tanned skin, I have a little chin beard starting to grow in, and was born and raised in Las Vegas, Nevada, United States of America.

To be honest I really hate it here in Vegas, but in the future I can possibly move to New Jersey with my dad and little sisters and brother I have. Oh yeah I forgot to tell you about them, I have three sisters and one brother. They were born a few years ago except one of them is like a full grown pain in the ass adult. The oldest is twenty one, the second oldest is fourteen, and the third is about thirteen, also my little brother is eleven. I love and miss them all but right now if I can get my dream career as an astronaut then I can visit them I really need to get that out the way.

Okay here is the reason for the astronaut thing I was talking about.

The reason I want to be an astronaut is because I love space, when i was 15, while every kid goofed off and shit I actually studied astronomy.

I learned everything to planets and moons to black holes and the universe. For another reason I don't know is how i was suddenly attracted to the subject but life is filled with surprises and now I'm like a drug addict when it comes to astronomy it's weird.

So yeah astronomy is my game, but speaking of gaming I'm really excited about Call of Duty Black ops 3. It comes out in four weeks! Man I can't wait to play it I played the beta and it was amazing much more better than shitty Advance Warfare, wasted fucking one hundred eight dollars on the special edition. Waste of my time, anyway I should tell you about my most valuable thing to me is. It was one of my dreams for the longest.

It's my car

Oh its not just any piece of shit car that young people like always get. No it's much more better because I have a black SRT 392 2015 Dodge Charger fully customized. Yeah I know what your gonna say 'hey! why the hell did you get a charger its so ugly and blah blah blah' and I honestly can give less shits of what you think I love this fucking car I care for it, I love it, I have sexy sweet dreams of-

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I'm just gonna stop

But the customization is kinda hard to explain really all I know about the customization is that I gave it a JL audio W7 subwoofer upgrade for insane beats, also gave it white neon lights under the car, and upgraded everything else. Now I take to races sometimes for fun and to enjoy my life long dream car in reality thanks to my .....uh... I guess I can thank the person who got me this later its kinda personal.

Okay moving on, my house isn't really special it has a pool, three bedrooms, one is for me and another for my gaming man cave and the last one I don't know what to do with, two bathrooms, and a pretty big garage if you ask me. And another thing is when I was just moving into my house I got a call from my cable company saying that I got a really good internet and cable connection here, which is very lucky.

Anyway now that's out of the way I can finally focus on my driving because I really need to pay attention to the road.

I dealt with my fare share of dumb ass drivers and if I get into an accident with one stupid fuck in my car there's gonna be a fight. I just came back from the store to get some Gatorade and some groceries, and I almost crashed into an idiot who thinks its a good idea to cut me off right in front of me on a highway going probably ten times slower than me without his turning signal on.

"WATCH THE HELL OUT!" I yelled through the window while I got out from behind him and step on the gas peddle, speeding right past the smart ass who thought breaking on a highway was a good idea.

"Jesus, I can't deal with these people their so freaking dumb"

A few minutes later I made it to my home. I pulled up my car in the garage, put it in park, and turn it off. I got out and walk to the trunk to open it up and get my stuff, the groceries and closed it. I closed the garage door and walk inside my home. I put my stuff to the side and place the groceries in the kitchen to put them away.

After that was done I walked to my living room and plop myself on my couch.

"Ahh finally home, no more things to bother me now that my errands are all done now I- wait what did I wanted to do again"

(Ring! Ring!)

"God dammit it's like-" I looked at the cable box to see what time it was"-9:40 who could be calling me this late"I said while reaching into my pocket and lifting up my phone to see who could be calling me. It was my life long friend Johnny he's been my friend since we were toddlers, but not wasting any time I swiped the screen with a finger and lifted the phone to my ear.

"Hello"

"Hey George what's up man" Johnny said through the phone

"Nothing much but you did disturb my relaxing time"

"How the hell am I gonna know when your relaxing"

"build a habit of telling when i'm relaxing or not, anyway what do you want I'm gonna go do something that I forgot"

"Um ok but remember that I didn't make it to your birthday last March due to my job interview happening at the same time"

"Yeah I remember that time, it kinda sucked without you there man"

To be honest me and Johnny don't really see each other much any more but to put it to a quick explenation when we do we both get drunk, do stupid stuff, hurt something and pass out, and to wake up next morning with a killer headache.

Yep those were good times

"Well I kinda made it up to you so there should be a package on your front door"

"May I ask what is it because last time you sent me something on my front door it was on fire and smelled like dog shit"

"Heh that was funny, but no seriously i'll let you find out its something good I promise"

"Okay is that all"

"Oh I almost forgot, did you know that Vegas is gonna get hit with a crazy thunder storm, it might actually flood some places"

"Really, last time when Las Vegas was hit with a crazy thunder storm it was when we were like seven"

"I know, damn this place barely gets any weather"

"What time is it gonna hit"

"Like around 11:32"

"Alright should probably go to sleep early then"

"alright then see ya man"

"Take care"

After that I hung up the call and placed my phone in my pocket.

"I hope my car will be alright and not hope this damn storm wakes me up"

After that said I got up and went up stairs to my room to grab a fresh clean pair of clothes. Then I went to my bathroom to take a quick shower. After fifteen minutes in the shower I came back downstairs in my pajamas( mostly just a white t-shirt with gym shorts) and walk up to the front door and opened it. When I did I look down to see a big rectangular box on its side.

"I swear if that little shit gave me a dildo for a birthday present"

I bent down to pick it up and lifted it up. I turned around and walk right back in my house and shut the door. I walk to the kitchen and placed it down on a nearby counter to grab a knife so I can open the box. Once I did I cut the box open on the long piece of packing tape holding the two pieces of cardboard in place. Once I cut it I place the knife over to the side and proceeded to open the box.

No he fucking didn't

Johnny gave me, my life long friend, my amigo, my closest-to-another-brother, gave me a fucking hoverboard segway that dude got me one!

"I love that son of a bitch" I said, while trying to hold the grin on my face from turning into a smile

(if you don't know what that is this is it)

After a few minutes of unboxing it I had it hooked up to the charger while I was reading the instruction manual. I mean I can keep my balance on anything so this won't be a problem for me, but after reading the manual it said it takes two hours to charge.

dammit

"well I guess I'll just play with it in the morning then" I said, while stretching my arms out and yawning while walking out the kitchen and up the stairs to my bedroom.

When I made it to my bedroom I shut the door behind me and walked up to my bed. I pulled the covers down and climb in my warm bed. Then I pulled up the cover and already I feel the dream world calling to me and before I feel asleep I remembered that I need to call Michael in the morning to ask to give me back my stereo system from my party a few months back.

"God damn thief" That' the last thing I said before I closed my eyes and fell straight to sleep.

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