Chapter one: the only chapter
Fluttershy's son was a very good looking boy. So good looking, in fact, Discord had a very jealous relationship between him.
Marco, as they call him, got bullied in school because of his feminine like features. He’d often spend his time on Skype talking with people he doesn’t know and play games on his computer. His microphone sounded like a singing sheep whenever he spoke, but ponies seemed to understand him enough to talk to him.
Rainbow Dash and Sonic, (as they were now couples) were waiting to pick up Marco from High School. They sat in their car (which was a blue Chevrolet, I’m more of a Ferrari fan myself) and continued waiting the waiting game inside the car they waited in as they waited.
After about an hour, a strange gothic pony with a t-shirt that read: “I love Bieber’s second middle brother, and I don’t care who doesn’t” came out and trotted towards the blue Chevrolet. The Chevrolet suddenly turned into a transformer and threw Rainbow Dash and Sonic out. Unfortunately, Sonic hit a tree branch and died on impact. (Ha ha, he was to fast during the night anyways)
“NOoooooooo,” screamed Marco. He had the angriest look like never before on his face. Like, ever, really. So angry, Tirek would cower behind Princess Celestia’s wide flank if he could.
Sunset Shimmer came out of the school. (she taught biology)
She had the look of being scared shitless. The transformer noticed Sunset Shimmer shitting and made an advancement towards her. Her eyes suddenly grew wide in shock.
Marco suddenly came out from behind a bunch of bushes he was hiding in and punch the transformer in the face. The transformer blew up and he was dead. Everyone cheered for Marco.
Than the world exploded. But Marco. And so was everyone else. Suddenly everyone turned into a Green Lantern. Everyone then started doing the numa-numa and Superman came to them in a rocket ship, and out came Harry Potter through the escape hatch. He had a breathing spell on, so he could live in space forever.
“Hey,” he said, “Dumbledore is throwing a bikini party on planet Fusha lusha!”
Everyone cheered except for Marco. Who was now sad that the attention was taken away from him. All the ponies and Harry got into the spaceship, and it blew up.
Marco was now all alone.
The End
